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Why do people act like this game mattered somehow?
Also:
>German b team
>it normally should have been 3-3
> Podolski
> Schurrle
wp britbongs, kek
so who was missing that would normally play for germany
boateng and...?
>missing one player
>hurr b team
TINY
GERMAN
TEARS
Because, Hans
>IT'S COMING HOME
>WE WUZ WARDL CHAMPIONZ N SHIET!!!
>WE WUZ WARDL CHAMPIONZ N SHIET!!!
>WE WUZ WARDL CHAMPIONZ N SHIET!!!
>WE WUZ WARDL CHAMPIONZ N SHIET!!!
it's only bantz hanz, handle it
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>66412500
It honestly doesn't matter if what you're saying in your post. Just making a post like this makes you look like a fucking loser m8.
>>66412500
To make you MAD
A
D
England should have scored 2 more, Germany were outplayed.
> german friendly matches
Ayyy, Germany shits away friendlies all the time.
S P R E C H E
S C H E I S S E
>Missing one player
>B team
>>66412662
who is the gril in the picture?
>>66412500
Because Brits are a bunch of cucks who will take what scraps their buck gives them.
LGTSS
>rüdiger
>tah
>can
>hector
>schürrle
>podolski
>götze
>>66412681
this 2bh, we played gr8 even with clyne, henderson, lallana and welbeck dragging us down
>Germany's forgotten what it's like to get raped by Blonde Blue eyed men.
>>66412681
This to be quite honest.
the one friendly i do actually mind us losing
guess i cant use the internet until we win the euros
>>66412754
I thought Clyne played well. Let me guess, you just hate him because he plays for Liverpool?
dat meme scorers
>kane
>vardy
>kroos
>gomez twice
also, double negro defense
>>66412576
Sublime, ol' chap
People act like this game mattered because its just a bunch of drunk unemployed britards yelling their lungs out because their team won.
First goal wasnt given, but thats football.
In my opinion its Löw trying out different players because he has such a massive squad and needs to find out who's the best.
On the other hand we have literally all the teams tryharding their balls out because after a win they can strut around the pitch going "we beat the world champion xaxaxaxaxa rorororro"
We should just wait till the euros come and germany shreds britain like usual.
shit teams win tests. good teams win titles.
>>66412500
>lose
>get humiliated as you give up a commanding lead
>act defensive
All you need is a nearby, more successful team to blame for our failings and you will truly be the scousers of international football
>>66412500
The slags won tonight.
>>66412683
England went to Germany and fucked them just like the refugees
![Hans-Georg+Henke+-+15+Year+Old+German+Soldier[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DRf65yE.jpg "Hans-Georg+Henke+-+15+Year+Old+German+Soldier[1]")
>g-guys, we didn't c-care about this game, I-I swear
>W-WE DIDNT CARE GUYS
https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/713845514597441536
>>66412730
A woman.
>Play better
>Go 2-0 down anyway
>Actually make a comeback with meme magic and win
Holy shit an England team that gets results? Usually we get stuck before step 3.
>>66412816
>britain
>tests
go back to /a/ weeaboo nigger
>tfw you will never be Vardy and enjoy being king of football memes
>>66412500
>>66412816
>being this butthurt
lmaoing pretty hard right now
>>66412795
he made a couple of good forward runs in the last 20 minutes I'll give him that, but he was at fault for the first goal and the "offside" goal and was generally shocking in the first 70.
>>66412816
this is the truth
still sucks tho
>>66412816
Well said. Germany will win like always.
>>66412816
This so fucking much
>>66412816
You lost. Your team played worse. You were missing only one first team player. We were missing more players than you.
>>66412888
Turkroaches are not welcome in this thread, tbqh.
You just lost Germany the game with your shit performance.
>Anglos caring about friendlies.
Just leave the EU and join the US. You are cucks either way.
>>66412860
S A V A G E
>>66412860
lel
>b team
>kroos
>muller
>hummels
>neuer
>gomez
>can
???????????????????????????????????????????????
We warned you germany but you didn't listen
>>66412816
>being this mad
C H A T
H
A
T
>>66412860
>Once kicked a ball about. Now talk about kicking a ball about. Still flogging spuds.
Still based after all these years.
>'England pressing'
No.. it was Vardy pressing and using his vision u mong.
>>66412869
>tfw no gf
>>66412860
Mein sides
>>66412932
>Belgian calling other countries cucked
>>66412912
>You were missing only one first team player
>>66412751
>>66412953
>can
>not d team
>>66412816
The bottom line is, you chat shit, and you get banged. That's it.
>>66412607
I want to watch you creampie that anime
>>66412816
mad kraut
>>66413020
A FUCKING ROACH
>>66412816
>On the other hand we have literally all the teams tryharding their balls out
>Go 3 goals up, including the disallowed one
>"b-but we weren't trying really"
>"was only a 2 goal lead"
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>66412912
>You were missing only one first team player
>>66413005
Who apart from Boateng were you missing, that would have magically won you the match?
>>66412912
I have once heard that even good teams lose once in a while.
>3-3 draw btw
enjoy your win while it lasts
ill be here in 3 months to roast your ass when britain fails yet another tournament
>>66413005
they're your first team players now
you still can't mention who was missing, boateng and... schweinsteiger, who germans have been claling shit for a year and over the hill after he left buyern
>>66412816
>This buttravaged
>>66413074
You chatting some shit?
CHAT
>>66413074
but it didn't finish 3-3, it was 2-3
> tfw the british plane gets bombed on the way back to England
>>66413074
>britain
go home casual
So we all agree this game didn't matter and Germany > England?
Good.
So far this century:
>3 matches in England won by Germany
>3 matches in Germany won by England
>>66412932
Probably not the best time to be calling people cucks, Belgium.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510757/Brussels-cancels-peace-march-amid-fears-ISIS-use-launch-brutal-attack-flowers-flood-city-memory-killed-week-s-bombings.html
tl;dr Brussels cancels peace march amid fears ISIS will use it to launch ANOTHER brutal attack as flowers flood the city in memory of those killed in this week's bombings
>MFW yurocucks
>>66413056
>>66413085
maybe only schweinsteiger and gündogan were missing, but we still subbed off good players for bad ones, because it was a friendly :^)
>>66413054
Yes..? Explain how i'm wrong then.
>beating Germany 2-3
Just IMAGINE how badly we would have won had Drinkwater and Albrighon been playing instead of Welbeck and Henderson.
I DREAD to think how Woy sleeps at night.
seriously though, if you don't want england to win the euros thanks to vardy meme magic you shouldn't be allowed to watch football
>>66413159
Do you not get how super subs work?
>>66413074
>scoring against an injured keeper instead of kicking the ball out
>>66413074
>M-muh offside
Cry more
>>66413162
I want england to get nuked by Russia.
this german damage control
>>66413074
Kroos should have kicked the ball out. Our keeper was really hurt.
SHIT FANS SHIT TEAM
>STATUS BANGED
>>66412816
> ( Y O U )
>>66413181
>>>/int/
>>>/facebook/
>>66413138
>Schurrle and Gotze
>bad players
Literally the two who won you the world cup you didn't deserve
>>66413130
Is it just me or are you chatting shit?
>>66413074
SALTY
>>66413203
> england
> talking about world cups
HAHAHAHA
Germany were chatting so much shit when they were winning. I cannot believe that didn't realise what happenes when you chat shit. How fucking stupid can you be??? Seriously I cannot get over how retarded the Germans are when they knew vardy was sitting on the bench.
Jesus Christ how thick are you Hans?
You're so butthurt you think there's a Britain nt at the Euros.
>>66413186
No we are just stating the reality
>>66413203
>didn't deserve
absolute madman
>>66413181
At least we could give as good as we got if they did. What would Austria do if Russia nuked them? Hold a conference?
#ActualWorldPowers
>>66413181
>>66413221
>p-pls notice me big strong germans
Pathetic.
>>66413221
>australia
l m a o
>>66412816
>People act like this game mattered because its just a bunch of drunk unemployed britards yelling their lungs out because their team won.
And now we have a bunch of Turks on /sp/ pulling out the ultimate damage control.
>>66413221
>Austria
>talking about anything but paedophiles
>>66413238
I'm German, Ranjeet :^)
>>66413134
Literally the most cucked country in the world.
>failed state
>no national identity other than being some strange halfway house between two proper countries
>famous for nothing except chocolate
>the hamlet of Belgium
just let the bongs have this meaningless """victory"""
we all know how great their tournament will be and how they will pretend not to care. thats what they always do
wew lads
>>66412602
>Schürrle
>Podolski
>Gomez
>Can
>Rüdiger
>Tah
>Götze
>Hector
>starting XI
>english jumping on their win like a murder of desperate starved crows tearing apart a corpse
seeing them fail at euros will have me cum buckets
>you cant deny that it will happen
>yet another tournament without a title
>englel
This is the worst German damage control since 1944
Ay England when are you planning on getting knocked out of the Euro this time?
>>66413181
If they threatened that we'd just send them a copy of Threads.
Crisis averted by the end of the day.
>>66413266
3-2
is there a sport germany would beat england in? i don't think so
Germans are embarrassing themselves quite hard in this thread.
have some class. If you won you would have gloated. You got beaten by englel just accept it
>>66412816
800,000
>>66413272
GERMAN NATIONALISM
>>66413280
Yes, your team contains shit players. Are you gonna explain who was missing apart from boateng?
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers, 10 German bombers,
10 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England, RAF from England,
The RAF from England shot 1 down.
>>66413304
>he says on the anniversary of Ireland's subjugation
>>66413280
>maybe if I keep greentexting the players who did play they'll ignore the fact I can't name any of the so-call first teamers that didn't
>>66413266
this, england will never change (they have 0 chance with their shitty defense)
>that feel when you realise England will still start pooney every game despite how well we play without him
>germany
>>66413318
Boateng would have kicked you guys in the balls tho
>>66413280
>shirley
>podolski
subs
>gomez
your #1 striker
>can
played at RB, you don't have a better one since lahm left
>rudiger
correct, boateng woul replace him
>tah
never heard of her
>gotze
still a first team/sub option
>hector
never heard of her
face it, this is your team
>>66413320
There were 9 German bombers in the air,
There were 9 German bombers in the air,
There were 9 German bombers, 9 German bombers,
9 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England, RAF from England,
The RAF from England shot 1 down.
>>66413320
There were 9 German bombers in the air,
There were 9 German bombers in the air,
There were 9 German bombers, 9 German bombers,
9 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England, RAF from England,
The RAF from England shot 1 down.
>>66413320
solid bants
>>66412500
>Real talk
more like salt talk
>>66413289
>literally running out of banter so lets use the war again
really, mentioning that you """""won""""" the war against germany is like cumming into the same sock for 70 years in a row.
>>66413286
All your good players turned shit now tho
>Reus
Turned Shit
>Gotze
Shit
>Khedira
Shit
>Scweinsteiger
Shit
>Schurrle
Shit
Only decent player Ozil
>Germany
>Able to handle the bants
Pick one
>>66413234
>implying you're still a full superpower
Besides, you're gonna lose what's left of your status as superpower if this lunatic has his say
>>66412860
Was he in the clown academy?
>>66413338
>France
>Benzumuh
B B BUT IT WAS ONLY A FRIENDLY
W WE WON THE WORLD CUP
Ireland also smashed you up, Shane long schooled you and now englel, seriously kill yourself
>>66413272
Superior British tanks
>>66413394
> Britain
> Not losing their shit after a friendly
You know the score is 3:3 right :^)
>>66413318
boateng
hummels (subbed off)
höwedes
s. bender
l. bender
durm
ginter
schmelzer
draxler
großkreutz (underrated)
gündogan
kramer
schweinsteiger
bellarabi
sané
>>66412500
that looks like the type of girl that would give hitler wet dreams
>>66413338
oh look, another "team" we also blew out recently, in multiple sports
we are the greatest power in europe for a reason fellas
>>66412570
Should I just the end the pain permanently?
>>66413426
you can't play 15 players lad
Why are all these Austrians dickriding the Germans?
>p-pls notice me
Why is britannia taking friendlies this seriously?
>>66413338
Liverpool nearly won the Premier League with fuck all defence. We'll beat everyone 3-2 lads.
>>66413469
they're still bitter about that business with us and hitler desu
>>66413426
Boateng is a yes and Schemlzer is a maybe, otherwise those are established bench players for you. You played your first choice midfield and attack today
>>66412816
This damage control
Face it. You got exposed
When Hummels, Reus and Müller got subbed off in the 2nd half, everything went downhill
Still, England played quite well, you can be proud Engbros
now that germalel's football team has been completely exposed and BTFO, who will win the euro?
>>66413403
Says Belgium, the non country. Do one ya bellend.
>>66413388
>özil
>good
>>66413526
Catalonia and friends aka Spain
>>66413418
>wannabe Germany still kicking off
Get over it Hans
>>66413350
------------------Müller
----Reus------------------------Özil
--------Gündogan-------Kroos
-------------Schweini/Khedira
Durm-------Hummels---Boateng----Großkreutz
>>66413526
Bales vs England final senpaitachi
>>66413426
>Hummels mr overrated
>Bender boys
>Draxler would have defiantly started over Ozil
>living meme großkreutz
>Pig fucker the shirt seller
>Kramer
>shit from Dortmund that wouldn't of started
>>66413540
nah, we don't have many players in the nt anymore, that team has no chance
Germans - how do you guys feel about Ozil?
I saw him win player of the year before the game but he was absolutely woeful throughout the entire game
>>66413550
>Kroos
All he did all game was that goal against an injured assland
England vs Wales is gonna be a bit tasty in the group match.
>>66413510
midfield and attack weren't the problem fäm, they scored 3 goals even though özil and müller were shit today
i don't think boateng, hummels and even höwedes would fuck up a 2-0 lead
>>66413388
Özil is complete dogshit, he yet again proved that today.
He's only still in the NT because he's retardedly stupid and Turkish and it would be politically incorrect to not nominate him.
>>66413489
Pre-tournament delusion is a natural part of the English footballing life-cycle.
We love to build the national team up so that their inevitable fall during a major tournament is all the more delicious.
>>66413550
>hurrsteiger will be any good
>w-we lost, b-but the game d-didn't matter, right g-guys?
>>66412816
on the one hand I agree on the other you could see that every goal came over Hummels' side after he was subbed.
>großkreutz (underrated)
every time
>>66413582
been shit since 2012
worst player at the wc
>>66413588
>i have no idea of football
stfu, casual pleb
>>66413607
only know 2 of them 2bh
>>66413607
Vardy party will smash the shit out of the Welsh cunts.
>>66413558
>wouldn't of
>british english
>>66413582
he's shit and the biggest choker in front of the goal that I have ever seen
>>66413625
that´s why I added Khedira
>>66412500
Was it the German B team you guys put out during both World Wars?
>>66413607
>having a hairband on your wrist when your hair is already tied back
Germany absolutely BTFO in this thread
>>66413607
Get Eric Dier to double up on Bale and the game's as good as won
>>66413617
Ozil is one of your best footballers its players like Muller and Gomez who are dogshit.. also Draxler should be given a chance
>>66413633
He's a talented lazy shit off the ball who is getting phased out at his club for being such. Lucky Drinkwater didn't come out to show him what being a midfielder involves
>>66413652
Not even, it was the double S-team
>>66413626
7-1
>>66413652
ABSOLUTE BTFO WITH NO WAY BACK
>>66413666
> muller
> shit
Win a worldcup and pick one, bongo
>>66413636
>vardy party
>mfw this actually exists and is not some retarded line some idiot used in german tv
>>66413613
Reus was worse, he was absolutely anonymous
>>66413639
Welsh is my first language, my bad you filthy kraut
>>66413666
I´d rather give Sané a chance
>>66413582
I really like Özil but people here really don't appreciate him
He generally isn't that great for the NT and people mostly hate on him because he's shit in front of goal and to casuals, that's what matters most
>>66413550
>implying i cant name players that didnt play
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Joe Hart
Raheem Sterling
Jack Wilshere
Wayne Rooney
--------------------Großkreutz
----Großkreutz-Großkreutz-Großkreutz
-------------Großkreutz-Großkreutz
Großkreutz-Großkreutz-Großkreutz-Großkreutz
Just hand us the cup already!
>>66413652
rude
>>66413707
Rooney's shit tho
>>66413666
this entire fucking post holy balls
>>66413653
It's not a bobble m8, it's where his hand is attached. he can fire bullets out of his wrists like on Doctor Who
>>66413687
Literally did nothing but score tap ins and easy goals.. He's not a "footballer" without ppl around him to create chances he can't do anything
So good start for France and England's new meme kits.
>>66413525
Thank you
>w-we didn't care, I swear
>>66412650
literally everything went downhill from that point. I cannot remember a single game where we played good after the WC and that was 2 yrs ago. Unfortunately no one will question the coach even if we fail the EURos, what will definitely happen. Time to give up international soccer
>>66413690
You know it
>>66413733
did you just describe all of """""english""""" strikers?
>>66412500
We all know England won't win the Euro, but let them be happy for today, you have the WC
>>66413687
Poor man's Peter Crouch
>>66413666
>özil
>5 goals 18 assists
>good
>müller
>19 goals 7 assists
>shit
>gomez
>just scored 2 against your team
>shit
>>66413652
Beyond savage.
I really didn't think Germany would be this booty-bothered. Pathetic.
>>66413706
I used to hate him because it was so cringeworthy to listen him speak and I was angry that a guy who spoke such broken German was allowed to play for Germany.
But now I hate him because he's just so fucking shit.
>>66413652
bit unfair to be honest since you played with additional players towards the end.
>>66413652
I believe the >'Luftwaffe' was their A team, but we killed them all kek.
>tfw spent 90+ minutes looking for ozil
>still couldn't find him
>>66413687
How many world cups have Austria won m8?
>>66413733
I actually rate him cause he works hard. He deserves being rated too
>>66413767
We need someone who can score goals like that tho! cos players like Rooney and Welbeck like to move back into midfield alot and create more
>>66413767
did you just watch a game where 2 english strikers scored goals that weren't tap ins?
>>66413764
the beauty, that englishmen are known for
>>66413707
I never said that you weren´t missing players nor that you didn´t deserve this win
I´m just angry that I wasted my time again to watch a shitty friendly when Löw gives a shit and throws all his meme power at the pitch
>>66413767
*Except for James Vardy who banged the "worlds best" keeper
>>66413790
> hide on island after pathetic retreat in beignning of WW2
> try to banter germany about taking on the world
britbongs...
Müller just said on german tv that he didnt give 100% lmao
I have literally never seen Austria posting and the second Germany lose they're buttblasting all over every thread.
Is it where Frau Merkel sends the horrible nationalists who aren't progressive enough for Germany?
>>66413780
Vardy is better than all of them desu
>>66413820
At least Germany doesn't have goalies that get crippled after a parry.
>>66413847
Well he's got to damage control after being 2 goals up at home against England, and then losing the game 3-2
>>66413747
pay your debts, enricé
>>66413760
>löw sux waahhhh
>>66413847
he didn't give 10% based on his performance, was probably looking for douglas costa to put it in for a tap in
>>66413847
of course he'll say that m8
>Always in our shadow
>>66413856
I'm here making fat cash and banging slav qts, what's up with you Ranjeet?
>>66413856
>Frau Merkel
>Müller: "It was a friendly, so we don't really care"
If I'd paid for a ticket today, I would demand a refund now
>>66413676
>>66413684
D'awww, you germans butthurt are so kawaii desu ne~
>we were playing the the b squad, I swear
>>66413782
i was fine with the game until i came to /sp/ and had to read through all the english banter.
i literally hate nothing more in this world than the english people. anglo saxon cunts i hope you all turn pakistani in the next 10 years
I'm sorry, but did Germany already lose? Oh, that's right. The Euros haven't even begun yet. In fact, we just beat you in a friendly. Does losing 2-0 at halftime count as a loss? Iss that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would I make this topic when the game is over? Germany are still letting in millions of migrants in right now and they have been since last year? They were one of the greatest countries in Europe and they're feeding off the energy of cheap migrant labour. But you know what? They still fucking suck. They consistently lose wars. They destroy prosperous cultures. They destroyed the greatest civilisation in existence. Maybe you Germans should kill yourselves before the migrants do. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when they rape all your women and you will do nothing. Oh look at that, Merkel is letting in another 100,000 refugees next weekend. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You Germans are fucking idiots and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only people making all these anti-England topics because you're faggot cucks who don't like England because they're actually capping the number of migrants coming into the country. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to fuck your women once in a while, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a cu ck race. Always doing stupid shit like destroying Europe again and again. Why don't you try to be a good race? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make Europe a shit hole. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>66413885
>1400-1950
yeah, just cut that statistic right at the point where your nation stopped accomplishing anything
>>66413904
Very disrespectful to the fans I have to say.
>>66413847
We sore and it looked like shit and his team lost. Should be embarrassed to have to say that considering he did fuck all
You lost one goal and then got one back due to an injury
Final, fair result would still be 2-3
>>66413919
7 - 1
>>66413767
Yeah it's not like Kane took out 3 guys and scored with no help.
>>66413922
didn't even bother reading desu
>>66413847
hes already world champion and busy winning a triple with bayern. i dont mind
>>66413921
>bawww too much banter u guys hurt my feelings
>>66413931
Could you get off my World Wide Web. Thanks.
>>66413540
spain will be out in the groups again
>>66413847
>I-I didn't try because I didn't care
>>66413817
Have to agree with you there
>>66413847
DAMAGE CONTROL
get rekt sausage eaters
>>66413904
2bh, Germany pretty much always plays shit in friendlies, we even lost against fucking USA before the 2014 WC
If you pay for a Germany friendly, it's your own damn fault
>>66413969
>2016
>still using the word banter
time to grow up and get that teeth fixed
>>66412500
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
AHAHAHAHA
ITT: GERMAN SHIT GOT BANGED
>be winning 2-0
>talk shit
>end up losing 2-3
>pretend you didn't care
Absolutely cucked
>>66413953
wew, apparently brits had their own camera set up on the other side of the pitch.
>>66413747
>there is a man taking advantage of an upset german qt right now
>>66413847
>lol guys, I was only pretending to be retarded
>>66413847
he's so shit
>>66413983
Spain? Really? You aren't relevant in international football since about 4 years
>>66414009
>acts like he knows the word banter is not cool to say anymore
cringe
>>66414025
DEBTS
E
B
T
S
Also, enjoy all those refugees stuck in your broke ass country
>>66414041
>being this new to football
I hadn't seen so many germans get raped since new year's in cologne
>>66414041
Obviously, nonsense German adverts around the pitch wouldn't be very business savvy.
>>66414009
It's only a friendly germany, there's no need to be so bumblasted
Are there any men left in Germany?
>>66414074
So....0?
Nobody got raped on NYE in Cologne
Vardy webbum when?
>>66414085
No 2bh
>>66414063
>the constantly aspiring tantrum specialist country of germany
Enjoy your rapefugees senpai, everyone gets a free pass from here :)
>>66414085
No, we're all supermen
Guys, did britbongs just become world champions after winning a friendly?
>>66414101
>>66413498
>Vardy Goal
>>66414122
It's spelt Syrian
>>66414115
IDOMENI
D
O
M
E
N
I
>>66414142
S A V A G E
>>66414074
you tried, and if you wouldn't have used the incorrect word 'raped', it would actually be a good post, Juan Franco, but unfortunately you failed, just like your country did economically.
>>66414122
There's only one superman.
>>66414142
It's spelled "spelled", Ranjesh.
>>66414142
thanks
>>66414134
Thanks senpai.
>>66414142
Nice
>>66414147
yeah, what?
>>66414132
Yes. I'm stitching a second star on my shirt as we speak.
>>66414142
bantz
>>66414168
Cheeky goal.
why is hummels so dreamy lads?
>>66414161
It isn't.
>>66413959
Remember when you beat the Turks at Vienna?
Does it feel like they won in the end
>>66414220
> literally illiterate
>>66414161
>thinks he knows English
>>66413008
this
>>66413828
>have 'best' airforce in the world and totally outnumber opponent 3/1
>talk shit, try to invade
>die
kek
>>66414240
>mfw walking around Vienna and seeing all the Turks
>>66412595
I don't even care about the loss but what's with Löw's obsession for Podolski? That polak hasn't done anything for Germany or his clubs since 2010 but he get's subbed in for the dying minutes in every fucking game doing fucking NOTHING. It's like Merkel called Löw and told him that having an ethnic german as our all time most capped player is racist and that he should change that. Only 24 more late game sub ins and Podlolski will overtake Matthäus and retire as our most capped player ever. Unbelievable.
>no Großkreutz in the team
This is why we lost
>>66413138
>backpedaling this hard
>>66413828
>Anschluss
Was ist los?
>>66414255
>>66414220
> illiterate bongs trying to banter after a friendly
Didn't expect anything else.
http://grammarist.com/spelling/spelled-spelt/
>>66414283
Podolski is only being called up because he creates a "good atmosphere"
You need an entertainer at a tournament.
>>66412792
Are you going to be okay not using the Internet til 2028?
>>66414316
In all other main varieties of English, spelt and spelled both work as the past tense and past participle of spell
Did you actually read this?
Kann mann nicht lesen?
>this thread
>>66414283
Even Arsenal got rid of Podolski. Fucking Arsenal. That tells you all you need to know.
I'm not sure why you moronic krauts keep saying
>DUDE FRIENDLY LMAO
>LE B TEAM
Let us remind ourselves here.
Your first goal was a goal scored against a goalkeeper who's legs had completely gone, so yeah, congratulations, you went 1-0 up against an injured keeper.
Your second was a good goal, perfect play from Germany.
And perhaps you should of made it 3-0 with Gomez's offside.
But, let's not get carried away.
Starting from the moment Gomez scored that second goal, you were utterly outplayed in every single way by England. We could of very well made it 4-5 goals, had Alli scored, had Henderson scored. You are the world champions, and you just got fucking skinned alive by an English team on home soil. Your fans barely sung the national anthem, quite frankly, I'd go as far as calling your team a fucking disgrace.
You can tell us that 'muh friendly' and whatever the fuck, but let's face it here boys, you just got fucking Dresden'd all over again.
>>66414316
>In American English
Stopped reading there
>>66414316
>In American English, spelt primarily refers to the hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe, and the verb spell makes spelled in the past tense and as a past participle. In all other main varieties of English, spelt and spelled both work as the past tense and past participle of spell
did you even read it mongo? stick to german
>get physically, indisputably, overwhelmingly annihilated in Berlin
>throw on Podolski and literally whos
>see, it was the B team
D A M A G E C O N T R O L
>>66414344
Sorry, friend this is an American board and only American english applies :^)
> spelt primarily refers to the hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe
Literally at the start of the article.
>>66414374
>gets roasted
>h-heheh better suck my American overlords' tiny dicks
>>66414374
>go from cucking germany to cucking america in a single thread
Have some self respect Australia
>>66414353
>who's legs
>>66414374
England won tonight, you will speak and spell the one true version of the English language you uncouth heathen.
>>66413828
>This ship literally cucks German navy to the point they run low on destroyers throughout the whole war because of a WW1 battleship
kek
>>66414374
Why would you care about Germany?
>>66414374
Was ist los?
>>66414374
>this is an american board
>on a nepalese coffee plantation discussing website
Ok Friedrich, it's time to stop posting. Open the borders again so everyone can go home to Frau Merkel.
Why can't Germans handle the banter?Imagine handling a friendly loss as badly as the Germans itt.Throwing their toys out of the pram, "we don't care", when we know very well how they were talking shit at 2-0 up.
>>66414407
Forgot the Warspite pic
>>66414445
>why can't german's do humour
No tengo un opinion!
> tfw some illiterate bongos get triggered when told the rules of their own language
Thanks for the (you)s, but we all know you're dipshits :^)
All praise Dier.
True passion this lad is showing
>>66414445
These Germans are buttmad /pol/ fags
>>66414445
tbf to the Germans on this board, it's Austria who is really struggling to cope
>>66414458
>still trying this hard
>>66414470
He's showing some true titties.
Don't worry krauts, there still is a cure for your shit defence. Will Low notice it in time?
>>66414458
>I was only pretended to be retarded!!!1!
>>66414341
still earlier than englands next title
>>66414458
trip on razor
now i remember why you dropped it after getting btfo every time you posted
remember how mad you were after chelsea beat buyern in their own stadium?
>One CHAT SHIT GOT BANGED
>One thread
>Two countries
>Absolutely BTFO
Where were you when Germany and Yurop's STRAYA had their anuses ravaged?
>tfw want to suck off cute soccer boy trap
>there is none
>>66414504
> shows that spelt has barely registered against spelled during this time
Literally pretending to be illiterate but bailed out by some bongo that couldn't spell 500 years ago.
>>66414470
How do you watch anything with all that ticker crap at the bottom of the screen all the time? It's nearly as bad as BT's "giant L" thing they use for repeats.
>>66414503
he's too white
>get btfo at home
>w-we weren't trying, it was a friendly
I expect this from /sp/, but when players do it, fuck, just give up this game
>>66414470
Is the guy at the bottom actually heil hitlering?
>losing to England 3 times in a row at home
Literally cucked by the English bull
German players all had stiff erections at the thought of losing in front of a home crowd
I wonder if their post game homosexual Orgy has finished yet?
>>66414569
No, he has both arms up...
>>66412500
>German b team
>Implying this wasn't England's U23 also
>>66414566
Where've you been when England was getting btfo at home for the last 20 years, lad?
You aren't some redditor turbovirgin are you?
>>66413498
That's the cheekiest fucking goal I've ever seen
Was wasn't he playing? The team is shit without him I think.
>>66414566
He is literally shitting on the German fans too by saying that. I wouldn't want a player like that at my club
>>66413635
L to R
Ramsay, Williams, Bale, Davies. Who is the guy on the far right?
>>66414353
Rekt just like "their" """country""""
>>66414533
>you now remember tactical retreat
>>66414445
>people yet again blaming us for something an Austrian does
when will this stop?
>>66414622
Too white, had to go.
>>66414630
Joe Ledley
>>66414630
Ledley?
>>66414637
Never :^)
>>66414630
Beardy McBeard.
>>66414622
Are you serious?
He retired his NT career after the WC win.
But yeah, I miss that manlet.
Can is shit.
>this thread
wew
>>66413016
KEK
U
C
K
>>66414533
As an avid buyern hater I still want to thank chelsea for this beautiful day.
>>66414637
It's getting late tbf, you should probably put Austria to bed
>>66413607
Matthews doesn't suit that beard desu
>>66414637
I'd advise you to associating yourself with Austria, but then again I have my doubts if you can associate yourself that doesn't ultimately try to destroy everything it touches.
>>66414622
>>66414681
They literally replaced him with a sandnigger?
>>66412576
BEADY
>>66414684
Butthurt?
>>66414706
Ledley wanker
>all these krauts complaining about the offside
>"2010 Literally never happened"
>>66414694
This is a guy isn't it?
>>66414708
Wut?
Stay in Molenbeek, you illiterate mudslime
>>66414753
don't know desu. if it's a girl, she is very puffy, though.
>>66414600
>failed reddit diversion tactic
Here's something I do know, no England player in the last 20 years, home or away, has ever said 'I wasn't trying, it was a friendly.' Never.
>>66414753
Obviously. If it was a German girl it'd be bent over for a refugee
>>66414792
i hope so
>>66414753
Obviously. If it was a British girl it'd be bent over for a paki
>>66414792
BRITS WITH THE BANTZ
GERMANY IS BTFO
>>66414785
I'd smack her arse.
TFW spurs win the league
TFW England win the euros
>>66414753
Obviously, if it was a British girl she'd be bent over for Tyrone
>>66414823
>Germans so.shit at banter they have to turn to the English for help
>>66414823
calm your tits, kevin-rüdiger
>>66414785
>you'll never be that bike seat
>>66414785
Nah, they just shat their pants and quietly walked off, I remember.
>>66414823
>>66414854
>this absolute fucking disgrace
lmao
m
a
o
>>66414883
You denying having millions of pakis and tyrones and some of them mass-raping your teenage girls?
Spot the difference.
>beat australia and the saffas in their own back yard in test cricket in the past year
>into the meme20 semis today
>won the slam in rugby last week
>turned the world champs over in their own backyard in footy tonight
why are we so goat laddies
>>66414923
There's only one picture...
>>66414946
>>66414923
Ones a waifu, the other is a slag you can pull after 3 jagerbombs
>>66414936
Djokobitch, ur next!
>>66414946
10000 km of tyrone pipe laid through the "brit" one.
PAKI BTFO SRI LOLNKA BTFO
GERMS A MANY BTFO
IRELEL BTFO
BALES BTFO
SCOTLEL BTFO
WHITE FLAGS BTFO
SAFFFF CHOFRICA BTFO
ITA WHO? BTFO
GERMANS ON SUIDICE WATCH KILL YOURSELF
>>66414946
>>66414923
They're both Eurotrash.
>>66414991
>"Policie"
>Brit
>>66413652
>Brit Bro bringing out the fucking savage bants
>Germans cry
LOVING
EVERY
LAFF
>>66413931
the world went to shit after you couldn't shout at your wife because she didn't do her chores to accompany her husband who she is lucky to be with
>>66414991
>"brit" one.
>>66414142
THOROUGH REKT
>>66414946
Please tell me this is fake. No police would actually allow those nails, right?
britbros, should i honor your friendly win and choose english porn tonight for my pre-sleep wank?
>>66415033
>>66415058
> literally your average blonde "policewoman"
You know it's true bongos
>mfw we even gave Germoney a free goal and they still lost
>>66415078
> english porn
Bestiality is illegal, pham
>>66414161
>trying to correct BRITISH english
Germany BTFO so hard
WW3 imitate
Just going to BTFO again
>>66415086
It literally says "Policie" on her uniform. That's Polish or some shit
>>66415078
Yes, watch some Fake Taxi
The girls there are ugly as fuck slags, but it's pretty funny
>>66415123
> ...books published in the 20th century. It shows that spelt has barely registered against spelled during this time
Illiterate bongos happy they got "bailt" out
Come on, if Germany had won you cunts would be shitposting too
nothing in football really matters does it? have a bit of fun, and take the banter when others do well
>>66415074
Maybe in Austria or some other worthless non-country
Somebody needs to start threads before every Leicester/England game chatting shit just so whoever there are playing gets banged.
>>66415117
That was pretty good desu
>austria proving that you should never stop trying
>>66415146
Czech actually
>>66415078
Yeah, to that Meme Lover porno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNPPpe1q98c
>>66415086
Aside from the Czech word for police and the European license plates, sure.
>>66415146
> german-english bantz thread
> "spot the difference"
> german qt
> blonde uber slag
You can't fault anyone for making the assumption she's british, without bothering to look at her uniform.
>>66415157
>not watching a Danny D marathon
English female pornstars are a shit
>>66414316
>links to """"evidence"""" that literally proves him wrong
kekkles
>>66415207
If you want some proper English sounding slag, then Emma Leigh is where to go. Filthy voice.
>>66415161
Germany should be used to getting abused and just accepting it by now
Just let the English feel happiness for once. Ask they have are friendlies
>>66415267
Fuck off Chang Micropenis. Euro-bants thread and you're not invited.
>>66415237
>implying tanya tate isn't the true sound of england
>>66415284
Even Europeans couldn't locate your shit country on a map
>>66415267
>putting a leaf on your flag unironically
even poo peeland didn't do that
>>66415290
>scouse
>mearsw
just slip it in la
>>66414374
>wanting anschluss this much
>literally willing to suck american cock
Celebrating the victory with a proper English dish
Got a Chinese
>>66415157
>>66415237
She did a fake taxi episode.
http://www.xvideos.com/video12539951/emma_leigh
>>66415199
>retarded yuro doesn't even recognise his own police because they spend all their time hiding in their police stations from rapefugees
>>66415360
What do they call a chinese in china?
>>66415360
>chinese
you mean a curry
>>66415312
This country is full of hipster faggots. It was most certainly ironic.
>>66412850
Remindèr USA beat Germany a year ago as well... USA.
>>66415378
Our policewomen are 10 times qt'er than yours, Nigel. I've literally gotten pulled over a couple days ago by a patrol car of 2 10/10s, stay jello ;)
>>66415386
Food.
>>66415398
I though that only Quebec is the hipster frenchie part or are they gaining in numbers?
>>66415444
>sasketchewan
>not hipster
Germany in charge of knowing Canada
>>66415411
I never get pulled over because I'm white. Stay jello ;)
>>66415461
> Brazil in charge of not knowing how to spelt Canadian regions
>>66415462
You don't get pulled over, because you take the bus. Stay jello ;)
>>66415482
Yurop's STRAYA in charge of geting BTFO in a thread meant to BTFO krauts
>>66415508
Fuck's wrong with being Europe's Straya, ya chimp?
Swatch a me bobby, ya cunt
>>66415533
>Yurop's STRAYA
>>66415497
My country can actually afford buses because we aren't 3rd world. Stay jello ;)
>>66415508
>germany beat Brazil 7-1 in Brazil
>we beat Germany 3-2 in Germany
>tfw we'd score 21 goals against Brazil
>>66415589
>England scored 1 point in WC
>Brazil scored 7 points in WC
Well well well.
Didn't the US team also beat Germany 2-1 or something maybe a year ago and then you were all on here, especially Brits, saying it was meaningless and calling it Germany's Z team?
>>66415629
Yeah but, you see, no one cares with US' """""soccer""""".
>>66415461
All my knowledge of meme regions in Canada is limited to snippets from the few Canadian posters in football threads and I only ever see them complaining about Quebec or Quebec going all catalonian. I don't want to go to hockey threads to learn more.
>>66415623
Yeah yeah, well see how well you do in the Euros, faggot.
>>66415629
Didn't Guatemala score 2-0 on USMNT yesterday?
>>66415629
that was germany's P team tbf, also it was in america probably in some baseball stadium with football lines drawn in so doesn't count
Damn It Krauts, you had one job. Now these stupid potatoe head ugly teeth having fucks will never shut up about
>Muh Vardy
>Muh Chat chit get bunk
Hate these deluded fuckers.
>>66415649
>This coming from >7-1
Wew lad
>>66415669
Didn't Brazil lose 7-1 in the world cup?
>>66415671
>get bunk
are you bent?
>>66415668
>Brazil never lost to England in the Euros
K E K
>>66415670
No it wasn't Nigel.
>have a fun euro-bantz thread going on
>amerifats and hues show up to ruin it with their sub-par banter
>non-euro bantz
make it stop
>>66415698
>Brazil has literally never qualified for the Euros
Embarrassing
Austrian cultural ministry trying to make themselves relevant in a thread about Germany
>>66415699
>rfk stadium
i was memeing but it actually is a baseball stadium lel
>>66415698
> Brazil has literally not scored a single goal in the Euros
wew
>>66415719
>Brit delusion is always categorized as "bants"
Enjoy your meaningless little win amigo
>>66415719 (You) (You) (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpVhSx0fZwM (You) (You)
>>66415726
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>>66415671
We don't give a crud
>>66415671
But we need fresh memes for the euros so that's alright. Just wait till Woy brings Rooney back for the first game and you can get all the tears you want again.
>>66415741
>jit on the phwoar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1AC_k9izjY
>>66415738
Go cuck Germany or else, Hitler.
>0 world wars
>>66415770
Holy fuck that's old
>me on left
I'd say it'll be hilarious when England crush out of the group stages but at this time it's not even funny cause of how often it happens.
>>66415779
>0 Zika free children
time to go out faggots
> brit club last call @ 2am
sheeeiit, sorry fellas
g'night :^)
>>66415809
>multiculturalism
>>66415794
My Hue music knowledge only comes from World Cup threads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksL2bxcSHxI
>>66415741
>you'll never have an angry scotsman as your friend
>>66415799
>how often it happens
yeah like in 2014 and, err
![PANews%20BT_P-457855d2-c7f8-497f-b6bc-5aa2291f6a55_I1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NfebsAM.jpg "PANews%20BT P-457855d2-c7f8-497f-b6bc-5aa2291f6a55 I1[1]")
>>66412500
>This hun butthurt
If you think this is bad wait until your left supporting all those wogs and slavs when we fuck off in June
>>66415842
>spent the last three years searching for shit music like that
>never heard this one
Thanks senpai.
>>66415799
happens less often than showing up to an already run war and claiming victory
>>66415880
I genuinely like No Barulho...
But you'll never catch Romania in shit music stakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DO0XyS8Ko
>>66415905
Yet no one beats Mexico.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0
>>66415868
Please fuck off m8.
You are no Englishman if you support that retarded cunt and his ideologies.
If you want to be a retard, fuck off to America and support Trump.
>>66413921
Kek
>>66415927
This is now a shit music thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HAEqvP_Cgw
>>66415933
Nice try scotcuck, go cook up a hit
>>66415961
That hurt my ears.
>you'll never have a gf that roots for the rival of your team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owFrA2wg4Ik
>>66415868
>greene king
what a fag
>>66416038
>not drinking IPA
Stick to bud and jager bombs m8
>>66416073
Landlord or die you wannabe ale drinker
Enjoy your shitty guiness
>>66416018
Black David Cross?
>>66416124
Except David Cross is blacker than him
>even though Vander Lee isn't quite the staple or the flagship of being white even in brazilian standards
>>66415719
Cheers for saving my oc. I deleted it by accident.
>>66415671
Yet here you are, in a thread talking about England. You love us, and are obsessed.
>>66413607
>supporting a team of lumbersexuals
>>66414470
true 10/10 british body lad
>>66415884
>England
>contributing much to that war
Good thing you didn't rely on all that lend lease and the Americans to defend your colonies. Oh yeah and the desert theatre was you getting btfo by a handful of Germans and Italians over and over again despite numerical and material advantage. Also your faggot church hill destroyed the empire and sold out Poland thus defeating he whole point of the war
>>66412500
>neuer, hummels, can, reus, ozil, muller, khedira, kroos
> b team
?
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