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Why do people act like this game mattered somehow?
Also:
>German b team
>it normally should have been 3-3
> Podolski
> Schurrle
wp britbongs, kek
so who was missing that would normally play for germany
boateng and...?
>missing one player
>hurr b team
TINY
GERMAN
TEARS
Because, Hans
>IT'S COMING HOME
>WE WUZ WARDL CHAMPIONZ N SHIET!!!
>WE WUZ WARDL CHAMPIONZ N SHIET!!!
>WE WUZ WARDL CHAMPIONZ N SHIET!!!
>WE WUZ WARDL CHAMPIONZ N SHIET!!!
it's only bantz hanz, handle it
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>>66412500
It honestly doesn't matter if what you're saying in your post. Just making a post like this makes you look like a fucking loser m8.
>>66412500
To make you MAD
A
D
England should have scored 2 more, Germany were outplayed.
> german friendly matches
Ayyy, Germany shits away friendlies all the time.
S P R E C H E
S C H E I S S E
>Missing one player
>B team
>>66412662
who is the gril in the picture?
>>66412500
Because Brits are a bunch of cucks who will take what scraps their buck gives them.
LGTSS
>rüdiger
>tah
>can
>hector
>schürrle
>podolski
>götze
>>66412681
this 2bh, we played gr8 even with clyne, henderson, lallana and welbeck dragging us down
>Germany's forgotten what it's like to get raped by Blonde Blue eyed men.
>>66412681
This to be quite honest.
the one friendly i do actually mind us losing
guess i cant use the internet until we win the euros
>>66412754
I thought Clyne played well. Let me guess, you just hate him because he plays for Liverpool?
dat meme scorers
>kane
>vardy
>kroos
>gomez twice
also, double negro defense
>>66412576
Sublime, ol' chap
People act like this game mattered because its just a bunch of drunk unemployed britards yelling their lungs out because their team won.
First goal wasnt given, but thats football.
In my opinion its Löw trying out different players because he has such a massive squad and needs to find out who's the best.
On the other hand we have literally all the teams tryharding their balls out because after a win they can strut around the pitch going "we beat the world champion xaxaxaxaxa rorororro"
We should just wait till the euros come and germany shreds britain like usual.
shit teams win tests. good teams win titles.
>>66412500
>lose
>get humiliated as you give up a commanding lead
>act defensive
All you need is a nearby, more successful team to blame for our failings and you will truly be the scousers of international football
>>66412500
The slags won tonight.
>>66412683
England went to Germany and fucked them just like the refugees
![Hans-Georg+Henke+-+15+Year+Old+German+Soldier[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DRf65yE.jpg "Hans-Georg+Henke+-+15+Year+Old+German+Soldier[1].jpg")
>g-guys, we didn't c-care about this game, I-I swear
>W-WE DIDNT CARE GUYS
https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/713845514597441536
>>66412730
A woman.
>Play better
>Go 2-0 down anyway
>Actually make a comeback with meme magic and win
Holy shit an England team that gets results? Usually we get stuck before step 3.
>>66412816
>britain
>tests
go back to /a/ weeaboo nigger
>tfw you will never be Vardy and enjoy being king of football memes
>>66412500
>>66412816
>being this butthurt
lmaoing pretty hard right now
>>66412795
he made a couple of good forward runs in the last 20 minutes I'll give him that, but he was at fault for the first goal and the "offside" goal and was generally shocking in the first 70.
>>66412816
this is the truth
still sucks tho
>>66412816
Well said. Germany will win like always.
>>66412816
This so fucking much
>>66412816
You lost. Your team played worse. You were missing only one first team player. We were missing more players than you.
>>66412888
Turkroaches are not welcome in this thread, tbqh.
You just lost Germany the game with your shit performance.
>Anglos caring about friendlies.
Just leave the EU and join the US. You are cucks either way.
>>66412860
S A V A G E
>>66412860
lel
>b team
>kroos
>muller
>hummels
>neuer
>gomez
>can
???????????????????????????????????????????????
We warned you germany but you didn't listen
>>66412816
>being this mad
C H A T
H
A
T
>>66412860
>Once kicked a ball about. Now talk about kicking a ball about. Still flogging spuds.
Still based after all these years.
>'England pressing'
No.. it was Vardy pressing and using his vision u mong.
>>66412869
>tfw no gf
>>66412860
Mein sides
>>66412932
>Belgian calling other countries cucked
>>66412912
>You were missing only one first team player
>>66412751
>>66412953
>can
>not d team
>>66412816
The bottom line is, you chat shit, and you get banged. That's it.
>>66412607
I want to watch you creampie that anime
>>66412816
mad kraut
>>66413020
A FUCKING ROACH
>>66412816
>On the other hand we have literally all the teams tryharding their balls out
>Go 3 goals up, including the disallowed one
>"b-but we weren't trying really"
>"was only a 2 goal lead"
DAMAGE CONTROL
>>66412912
>You were missing only one first team player
>>66413005
Who apart from Boateng were you missing, that would have magically won you the match?
>>66412912
I have once heard that even good teams lose once in a while.
>3-3 draw btw
enjoy your win while it lasts
ill be here in 3 months to roast your ass when britain fails yet another tournament
>>66413005
they're your first team players now
you still can't mention who was missing, boateng and... schweinsteiger, who germans have been claling shit for a year and over the hill after he left buyern
>>66412816
>This buttravaged
>>66413074
You chatting some shit?
CHAT
>>66413074
but it didn't finish 3-3, it was 2-3
> tfw the british plane gets bombed on the way back to England
>>66413074
>britain
go home casual
So we all agree this game didn't matter and Germany > England?
Good.
So far this century:
>3 matches in England won by Germany
>3 matches in Germany won by England
>>66412932
Probably not the best time to be calling people cucks, Belgium.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510757/Brussels-cancels-peace-march-amid-fears-ISIS-use-launch-brutal-attack-flowers-flood-city-memory-killed-week-s-bombings.html
tl;dr Brussels cancels peace march amid fears ISIS will use it to launch ANOTHER brutal attack as flowers flood the city in memory of those killed in this week's bombings
>MFW yurocucks
>>66413056
>>66413085
maybe only schweinsteiger and gündogan were missing, but we still subbed off good players for bad ones, because it was a friendly :^)
>>66413054
Yes..? Explain how i'm wrong then.
>beating Germany 2-3
Just IMAGINE how badly we would have won had Drinkwater and Albrighon been playing instead of Welbeck and Henderson.
I DREAD to think how Woy sleeps at night.
seriously though, if you don't want england to win the euros thanks to vardy meme magic you shouldn't be allowed to watch football
>>66413159
Do you not get how super subs work?
>>66413074
>scoring against an injured keeper instead of kicking the ball out
>>66413074
>M-muh offside
Cry more
>>66413162
I want england to get nuked by Russia.
this german damage control
>>66413074
Kroos should have kicked the ball out. Our keeper was really hurt.
SHIT FANS SHIT TEAM
>STATUS BANGED
>>66412816
> ( Y O U )
>>66413181
>>>/int/
>>>/facebook/
>>66413138
>Schurrle and Gotze
>bad players
Literally the two who won you the world cup you didn't deserve
>>66413130
Is it just me or are you chatting shit?
>>66413074
SALTY
>>66413203
> england
> talking about world cups
HAHAHAHA
Germany were chatting so much shit when they were winning. I cannot believe that didn't realise what happenes when you chat shit. How fucking stupid can you be??? Seriously I cannot get over how retarded the Germans are when they knew vardy was sitting on the bench.
Jesus Christ how thick are you Hans?
You're so butthurt you think there's a Britain nt at the Euros.
>>66413186
No we are just stating the reality
>>66413203
>didn't deserve
absolute madman
>>66413181
At least we could give as good as we got if they did. What would Austria do if Russia nuked them? Hold a conference?
#ActualWorldPowers
>>66413181
>>66413221
>p-pls notice me big strong germans
Pathetic.
>>66413221
>australia
l m a o
>>66412816
>People act like this game mattered because its just a bunch of drunk unemployed britards yelling their lungs out because their team won.
And now we have a bunch of Turks on /sp/ pulling out the ultimate damage control.
>>66413221
>Austria
>talking about anything but paedophiles
>>66413238
I'm German, Ranjeet :^)
>>66413134
Literally the most cucked country in the world.
>failed state
>no national identity other than being some strange halfway house between two proper countries
>famous for nothing except chocolate
>the hamlet of Belgium
just let the bongs have this meaningless """victory"""
we all know how great their tournament will be and how they will pretend not to care. thats what they always do
wew lads
>>66412602
>Schürrle
>Podolski
>Gomez
>Can
>Rüdiger
>Tah
>Götze
>Hector
>starting XI
>english jumping on their win like a murder of desperate starved crows tearing apart a corpse
seeing them fail at euros will have me cum buckets
>you cant deny that it will happen
>yet another tournament without a title
>englel
This is the worst German damage control since 1944
Ay England when are you planning on getting knocked out of the Euro this time?
>>66413181
If they threatened that we'd just send them a copy of Threads.
Crisis averted by the end of the day.
>>66413266
3-2
is there a sport germany would beat england in? i don't think so
Germans are embarrassing themselves quite hard in this thread.
have some class. If you won you would have gloated. You got beaten by englel just accept it
>>66412816
800,000
>>66413272
GERMAN NATIONALISM
>>66413280
Yes, your team contains shit players. Are you gonna explain who was missing apart from boateng?
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers in the air,
There were 10 German bombers, 10 German bombers,
10 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England, RAF from England,
The RAF from England shot 1 down.
>>66413304
>he says on the anniversary of Ireland's subjugation
>>66413280
>maybe if I keep greentexting the players who did play they'll ignore the fact I can't name any of the so-call first teamers that didn't
>>66413266
this, england will never change (they have 0 chance with their shitty defense)
>that feel when you realise England will still start pooney every game despite how well we play without him
>germany
>>66413318
Boateng would have kicked you guys in the balls tho
>>66413280
>shirley
>podolski
subs
>gomez
your #1 striker
>can
played at RB, you don't have a better one since lahm left
>rudiger
correct, boateng woul replace him
>tah
never heard of her
>gotze
still a first team/sub option
>hector
never heard of her
face it, this is your team
>>66413320
There were 9 German bombers in the air,
There were 9 German bombers in the air,
There were 9 German bombers, 9 German bombers,
9 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England, RAF from England,
The RAF from England shot 1 down.
>>66413320
There were 9 German bombers in the air,
There were 9 German bombers in the air,
There were 9 German bombers, 9 German bombers,
9 German bombers in the air.
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England shot 1 down,
And the RAF from England, RAF from England,
The RAF from England shot 1 down.
>>66413320
solid bants
>>66412500
>Real talk
more like salt talk
>>66413289
>literally running out of banter so lets use the war again
really, mentioning that you """""won""""" the war against germany is like cumming into the same sock for 70 years in a row.
>>66413286
All your good players turned shit now tho
>Reus
Turned Shit
>Gotze
Shit
>Khedira
Shit
>Scweinsteiger
Shit
>Schurrle
Shit
Only decent player Ozil
>Germany
>Able to handle the bants
Pick one
>>66413234
>implying you're still a full superpower
Besides, you're gonna lose what's left of your status as superpower if this lunatic has his say
>>66412860
Was he in the clown academy?
>>66413338
>France
>Benzumuh
B B BUT IT WAS ONLY A FRIENDLY
W WE WON THE WORLD CUP
Ireland also smashed you up, Shane long schooled you and now englel, seriously kill yourself
>>66413272
Superior British tanks
>>66413394
> Britain
> Not losing their shit after a friendly
You know the score is 3:3 right :^)
>>66413318
boateng
hummels (subbed off)
höwedes
s. bender
l. bender
durm
ginter
schmelzer
draxler
großkreutz (underrated)
gündogan
kramer
schweinsteiger
bellarabi
sané
>>66412500
that looks like the type of girl that would give hitler wet dreams
>>66413338
oh look, another "team" we also blew out recently, in multiple sports
we are the greatest power in europe for a reason fellas
>>66412570
Should I just the end the pain permanently?
>>66413426
you can't play 15 players lad
Why are all these Austrians dickriding the Germans?
>p-pls notice me
Why is britannia taking friendlies this seriously?
>>66413338
Liverpool nearly won the Premier League with fuck all defence. We'll beat everyone 3-2 lads.
>>66413469
they're still bitter about that business with us and hitler desu
>>66413426
Boateng is a yes and Schemlzer is a maybe, otherwise those are established bench players for you. You played your first choice midfield and attack today
>>66412816
This damage control
Face it. You got exposed
When Hummels, Reus and Müller got subbed off in the 2nd half, everything went downhill
Still, England played quite well, you can be proud Engbros
now that germalel's football team has been completely exposed and BTFO, who will win the euro?
>>66413403
Says Belgium, the non country. Do one ya bellend.
>>66413388
>özil
>good
>>66413526
Catalonia and friends aka Spain
>>66413418
>wannabe Germany still kicking off
Get over it Hans
>>66413350
------------------Müller
----Reus------------------------Özil
--------Gündogan-------Kroos
-------------Schweini/Khedira
Durm-------Hummels---Boateng----Großkreutz
>>66413526
Bales vs England final senpaitachi
>>66413426
>Hummels mr overrated
>Bender boys
>Draxler would have defiantly started over Ozil
>living meme großkreutz
>Pig fucker the shirt seller
>Kramer
>shit from Dortmund that wouldn't of started
>>66413540
nah, we don't have many players in the nt anymore, that team has no chance
Germans - how do you guys feel about Ozil?
I saw him win player of the year before the game but he was absolutely woeful throughout the entire game
>>66413550
>Kroos
All he did all game was that goal against an injured assland
England vs Wales is gonna be a bit tasty in the group match.
>>66413510
midfield and attack weren't the problem fäm, they scored 3 goals even though özil and müller were shit today
i don't think boateng, hummels and even höwedes would fuck up a 2-0 lead
>>66413388
Özil is complete dogshit, he yet again proved that today.
He's only still in the NT because he's retardedly stupid and Turkish and it would be politically incorrect to not nominate him.
>>66413489
Pre-tournament delusion is a natural part of the English footballing life-cycle.
We love to build the national team up so that their inevitable fall during a major tournament is all the more delicious.
>>66413550
>hurrsteiger will be any good
>w-we lost, b-but the game d-didn't matter, right g-guys?
>>66412816
on the one hand I agree on the other you could see that every goal came over Hummels' side after he was subbed.
>großkreutz (underrated)
every time
>>66413582
been shit since 2012
worst player at the wc
>>66413588
>i have no idea of football
stfu, casual pleb
>>66413607
only know 2 of them 2bh
>>66413607
Vardy party will smash the shit out of the Welsh cunts.
>>66413558
>wouldn't of
>british english
>>66413582
he's shit and the biggest choker in front of the goal that I have ever seen
>>66413625
that´s why I added Khedira
>>66412500
Was it the German B team you guys put out during both World Wars?
>>66413607
>having a hairband on your wrist when your hair is already tied back
Germany absolutely BTFO in this thread
>>66413607
Get Eric Dier to double up on Bale and the game's as good as won
>>66413617
Ozil is one of your best footballers its players like Muller and Gomez who are dogshit.. also Draxler should be given a chance
>>66413633
He's a talented lazy shit off the ball who is getting phased out at his club for being such. Lucky Drinkwater didn't come out to show him what being a midfielder involves
>>66413652
Not even, it was the double S-team
>>66413626
7-1
>>66413652
ABSOLUTE BTFO WITH NO WAY BACK
>>66413666
> muller
> shit
Win a worldcup and pick one, bongo
>>66413636
>vardy party
>mfw this actually exists and is not some retarded line some idiot used in german tv
>>66413613
Reus was worse, he was absolutely anonymous
>>66413639
Welsh is my first language, my bad you filthy kraut
>>66413666
I´d rather give Sané a chance
>>66413582
I really like Özil but people here really don't appreciate him
He generally isn't that great for the NT and people mostly hate on him because he's shit in front of goal and to casuals, that's what matters most
>>66413550
>implying i cant name players that didnt play
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
Joe Hart
Raheem Sterling
Jack Wilshere
Wayne Rooney
--------------------Großkreutz
----Großkreutz-Großkreutz-Großkreutz
-------------Großkreutz-Großkreutz
Großkreutz-Großkreutz-Großkreutz-Großkreutz
Just hand us the cup already!
>>66413652
rude
>>66413707
Rooney's shit tho
>>66413666
this entire fucking post holy balls
>>66413653
It's not a bobble m8, it's where his hand is attached. he can fire bullets out of his wrists like on Doctor Who
>>66413687
Literally did nothing but score tap ins and easy goals.. He's not a "footballer" without ppl around him to create chances he can't do anything
So good start for France and England's new meme kits.
>>66413525
Thank you
![7193262[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MgD5ude.jpg "7193262[1].jpg")
>w-we didn't care, I swear
>>66412650
literally everything went downhill from that point. I cannot remember a single game where we played good after the WC and that was 2 yrs ago. Unfortunately no one will question the coach even if we fail the EURos, what will definitely happen. Time to give up international soccer
>>66413690
You know it
>>66413733
did you just describe all of """""english""""" strikers?
>>66412500
We all know England won't win the Euro, but let them be happy for today, you have the WC
>>66413687
Poor man's Peter Crouch
>>66413666
>özil
>5 goals 18 assists
>good
>müller
>19 goals 7 assists
>shit
>gomez
>just scored 2 against your team
>shit
>>66413652
Beyond savage.
I really didn't think Germany would be this booty-bothered. Pathetic.
>>66413706
I used to hate him because it was so cringeworthy to listen him speak and I was angry that a guy who spoke such broken German was allowed to play for Germany.
But now I hate him because he's just so fucking shit.
>>66413652
bit unfair to be honest since you played with additional players towards the end.
>>66413652
I believe the >'Luftwaffe' was their A team, but we killed them all kek.
>tfw spent 90+ minutes looking for ozil
>still couldn't find him
>>66413687
How many world cups have Austria won m8?
>>66413733
I actually rate him cause he works hard. He deserves being rated too
>>66413767
We need someone who can score goals like that tho! cos players like Rooney and Welbeck like to move back into midfield alot and create more
>>66413767
did you just watch a game where 2 english strikers scored goals that weren't tap ins?
>>66413764
the beauty, that englishmen are known for
>>66413707
I never said that you weren´t missing players nor that you didn´t deserve this win
I´m just angry that I wasted my time again to watch a shitty friendly when Löw gives a shit and throws all his meme power at the pitch
>>66413767
*Except for James Vardy who banged the "worlds best" keeper
>>66413790
> hide on island after pathetic retreat in beignning of WW2
> try to banter germany about taking on the world
britbongs...
Müller just said on german tv that he didnt give 100% lmao
I have literally never seen Austria posting and the second Germany lose they're buttblasting all over every thread.
Is it where Frau Merkel sends the horrible nationalists who aren't progressive enough for Germany?
>>66413780
Vardy is better than all of them desu
>>66413820
At least Germany doesn't have goalies that get crippled after a parry.
>>66413847
Well he's got to damage control after being 2 goals up at home against England, and then losing the game 3-2
>>66413747
pay your debts, enricé
>>66413760
>löw sux waahhhh
>>66413847
he didn't give 10% based on his performance, was probably looking for douglas costa to put it in for a tap in
>>66413847
of course he'll say that m8
>Always in our shadow
>>66413856
I'm here making fat cash and banging slav qts, what's up with you Ranjeet?
>>66413856
>Frau Merkel
>Müller: "It was a friendly, so we don't really care"
If I'd paid for a ticket today, I would demand a refund now
>>66413676
>>66413684
D'awww, you germans butthurt are so kawaii desu ne~
>we were playing the the b squad, I swear
>>66413782
i was fine with the game until i came to /sp/ and had to read through all the english banter.
i literally hate nothing more in this world than the english people. anglo saxon cunts i hope you all turn pakistani in the next 10 years
I'm sorry, but did Germany already lose? Oh, that's right. The Euros haven't even begun yet. In fact, we just beat you in a friendly. Does losing 2-0 at halftime count as a loss? Iss that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would I make this topic when the game is over? Germany are still letting in millions of migrants in right now and they have been since last year? They were one of the greatest countries in Europe and they're feeding off the energy of cheap migrant labour. But you know what? They still fucking suck. They consistently lose wars. They destroy prosperous cultures. They destroyed the greatest civilisation in existence. Maybe you Germans should kill yourselves before the migrants do. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when they rape all your women and you will do nothing. Oh look at that, Merkel is letting in another 100,000 refugees next weekend. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You Germans are fucking idiots and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only people making all these anti-England topics because you're faggot cucks who don't like England because they're actually capping the number of migrants coming into the country. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to fuck your women once in a while, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a cu ck race. Always doing stupid shit like destroying Europe again and again. Why don't you try to be a good race? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make Europe a shit hole. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>66413885
>1400-1950
yeah, just cut that statistic right at the point where your nation stopped accomplishing anything
>>66413904
Very disrespectful to the fans I have to say.
>>66413847
We sore and it looked like shit and his team lost. Should be embarrassed to have to say that considering he did fuck all
You lost one goal and then got one back due to an injury
Final, fair result would still be 2-3
>>66413919
7 - 1
>>66413767
Yeah it's not like Kane took out 3 guys and scored with no help.
>>66413922
didn't even bother reading desu
>>66413847
hes already world champion and busy winning a triple with bayern. i dont mind
>>66413921
>bawww too much banter u guys hurt my feelings
>>66413931
Could you get off my World Wide Web. Thanks.
>>66413540
spain will be out in the groups again
![large[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/dNF5nKL.gif "large[1].gif")
>>66413847
>I-I didn't try because I didn't care
>>66413817
Have to agree with you there
>>66413847
DAMAGE CONTROL
get rekt sausage eaters
>>66413904
2bh, Germany pretty much always plays shit in friendlies, we even lost against fucking USA before the 2014 WC
If you pay for a Germany friendly, it's your own damn fault
>>66413969
>2016
>still using the word banter
time to grow up and get that teeth fixed
>>66412500
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
AHAHAHAHA
ITT: GERMAN SHIT GOT BANGED
>be winning 2-0
>talk shit
>end up losing 2-3
>pretend you didn't care
Absolutely cucked
>>66413953
wew, apparently brits had their own camera set up on the other side of the pitch.
>>66413747
>there is a man taking advantage of an upset german qt right now
