Germany vs England match thread 3
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>lineups
Neuer, Can, Rudiger, Hummels, Hector, Kroos, Khedira, Muller, Ozil, Reus, Gomez
Butland, Clyne, Smalling, Cahill, Rose, Henderson, Dier, Alli, Lallana, Welbeck, Kane
england will never won the euro or wc
KROS
>ENGLEL
GET FUCKED BRITKEKS
HIGH
POWER
SHOT
GET FUCKING KEKED BRITSHITS
LONG SHOTS 20LONG SHOTS 20LONG SHOTS 20LONG SHOTS 20LONG SHOTS 20LONG SHOTS 20LONG SHOTS 20LONG SHOTS 20LONG SHOTS 20LONG SHOTS 20
>0-0
It's 1-0 mate
1-0 Germany - Kroos
ENGLEL
>17 posts early
IT BEGINS
>BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND >BUTLAND
>buttland
BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER BLOOTER
:3
>Englel
btfo tbqh
>buttland
OY VEY
Berlin look like a paradise compared to where I live.
webm when cucks
>BUTT LAND
>KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE >KROOS MISSILE
>Goal
>american music starts playing
Europe, really?
TONI "LONG SHOTS: 20" KROOS
> Butland
ffs, useless twat.
STOKE FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
are jack
>english
>goalkeepers
>keepers
>butland
El /a/nime o la muerte
>See keeper is injured
>Blast in a long shot
Classic Nazi behaviour
>BRITISH GOALKEEPING
>stoke
KEK
#PRAY4ENGLAND
MIGHTY ARYAN SCORES A GOAL
CRUISE MISSILE
ENGLAND A SHIT ENGLAND A SHIT
GERMANY WILL WIN
BECAUSE ENGLAND A SHIT.
GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY
>English goalkeeping
>Buttland got butthurt
>english goalkeeping
AYY
LMAOAPOAOPAAAOAO
>>66408780
it's subtle banter at America
>Englel in charge of good defending
>de brits goalkeeping
>SCORING PAST AN INJURED KEEPER
disgrace, it's a fucking disgrace
BRING IN VARDY
>scoring against an injured GK
muslim swines
>Concede
>fake injury
>Butland
JUST
>Englel
GOATMONEY
O
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Can Germany ever beat quality teams without cheating? It seems not.
>english goalkeeping
you can blame martin demichelis for that goal b/c he injured joe hart last weekend
>English goalkeeping
le occasional bloot man does it again
>Germany
>can only score past an injured keeper
top kek
>people seriously wanted clyne to start ahead of walker
he's been fucking awful. played gomez onside for the "offside" goal, didn't close down kroos on this one.
fucking shite player. Walker has clearly been the best RB this season
Typical dirty Krauts, taking advantage of an injured goalkeeper.
>english goalkeeping
>>66408771
>not having a tv
>letting Kroos literally score
Score so hard the Keeper gets injured
Zidane turning Kroos back into the GOAT
>concede goal
>fake injury
kek
I really wish we played murderball instead of constantly trying to pass the ball into the net
>Germany can only score when we have an injured keeper
Nice one, cheating cunts
kek
More like Butland
>Butland dead after 1 shot
TOPKEK
>smaleling
scoring when he was injured
Stay classy you Nazi scum
>English goalkeepers
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FUCKING Typicajust statically that fucking stupid bow I'm really fuxkingmad I hate Hulland
Fucking HATE BUTLAND
EVEEYDAY OB THIS WRBSITE PEOPLE ALWAYS BUM BUTLAND AND WANR HIM TO PLAY
WELL HOE YOU SEE WHY HES JOT GOOS ENOUGH
>ETERNAL DELUSION
>ETERNAL DELUSION
>ETERNAL DELUSION
>ETERNAL DELUSION
>ETERNAL DELUSION
eternal anglos should give their spot to NL
thank FUCK for that
hope butland is forced to retire the shitcunt
Srsly, are British "people" genetically unable to field a good goalkeeper?
>England refballing with oil money
>still losing
Pathetic lads.
If you have a Brit flag don't even reply to me, you're scum not worthy of me
>Gerlely.
ENGLISH GOALKEEPING
LITERALLY LMAOING
>>66408843
>i am angry
I hope England get thrashed by Germany in the Euro's then we vote to get out of the EU
>Hodgson going "oh fuck me" after the goal
>>66408800
Checked.
But check these.
>Forster
oh no
>keeper so devastated he refuses to keep playing
kek stay mad britfags
This is our year la
buttland is so shit he injured himself kickin a ball
>english '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''professional''''''''''''''''''' players
>injured kicking a ball
kek
where's Joe Hart?
>Butland
>Not playing Forster
>Welbeck
>Not playing Vardy
Why is Hodgson such a mong
Oh well, half time slags soon lads?
>>66408846
just like our borders am i right /pol/?
Germany vs England? More like Germany vs Buttland.
>ENGLISH GOALKEEPING
>kroos scores against your team
7-1 coming
Forster is better than him anyway
REFBALL
OUR GOALIE WAS INJURED
GERMANS AGAIN CHEATING
>>66408898
Fucking hell Germany.
>He's heartbroken
>He's LITERALLY heartbroken
you what, tyldesley?
Liverpool lads fucking that up badly
>>66408898
>Englel
>>66408894
We already beat you this season
poor guy :/
>"He's literally heartbroken"
Goodnight sweet prince. Taken from us far too soon.
>Englel has to retreat after heavy German shots
I guess they'll go back to England and send the American nt instead
>>66408898
RIP all of Europe lads.
>Joe Fart
>Jack Butt land
The city of english Goalkeeping
ENGLEL GETTING RAPED ONCE AGAIN
lol, get fucked Stoke
>buttland
Ah shit
Poor butland right on half time too
In my head this game is still 0-0
>Wrong positioning
>jump too late
>injure yourself in the process
classic english goalkeeping, lads.
>BUTTLAND
Just kill me now
>>66408879
>England """"""""Defense""""""""""
Kroos killed Butland, who was so butthurt he had to fake an injury just to fuck off the pitch.
>Keeper injured
>Players telling Fritzels to put the ball out
>Shoots
>Scores
Fuck off Nazis
>>66408948
how do we stop this
L I T E R A L
H E A R T B R E A K
Starting the damage control early, clever lad.
>>66408972
/sp/'s stokies are gonna be butthurt as fuck
>Germany rape incoming after halftime
Hm, fancying a halftime skittle diddle to some homosex Geman soccer player gangbang lads, eh???
>>66408898
literally isnt real
surely
>>66408927
More like Germanistan vs England.
> Keeper is clearly injured
> Shoot instead of putting the ball out for a throw in
> in a friendly
Nice sportsmanship Germany
>be english goalkeeper
>be fucking shit
>get injured
>Englel
dubs for 7-1
R.I.P. Butland
What do Liverpool fans see in Henderson? Such a useless player
>>66408944
They also showed refugee women how to have sex with German men and refugee men how to habe gay sex with each other.
>>66408981
Are those literally brain problems then?
No problem lads.
We can beat anyone but Germany. As long as someone else knocks them out, like say Italy, we're going to win the Euros.
It was a great hit to be fair
who /ABE/ here?
FINALLY
now can we stop pretending this Spurs players experiment is working?
get Sturridge, Milner, Drinkwater and Bertrand on there
>>66408996
Showing your power level in public and motivating others to follow you.
enough with the excuses lads
Didn't even realise Ozil was playing
>Norway : the away jersey
Fuck off nike
>Commos using that hushed tone usually reserved for talking about someone passing away
wew
>>66408735
BLOOOOTED
#pray4buttland
ABE's coming out the woodwork
>>66408994
>injuring yourself because a single grass stalk touched your leg
>Takes two injuries for England to reluctantly play their best GK
>>66408919
Scouser
>England falling to pieces completely
Can't handle the bants or pressure apparently.
>>66409015
It is.
>pretending you have an injury because you don't want to concede any more goals
>shitmez
based rose
buttland facking injury after shitting his pants and not wanting everybody to notice
>england's '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''brave''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>Englands brave keeper tries to play through a devastating injury
>incredible spirit as he defends the Queens goal against the Germans
>Evil nazi Adolf Kroos shoots in the worst display of sportsmanship of all time
>Butland bravely attempts to save the shot
>FIFA conspiracy against England allows the goal to stand
Disgraceful
>>66409027
Cause Stevie G told them he's good
>>66408918
injured
Where have the poltards come from
HALF TIME SLAGS LADS
>>66409027
he's playing with an injury
and can you stop posting about liverpool players its getting boring now
He´s coming home
He´s coming home
Goalkeepers coming home
I am here now.
>turkmany cheating again
not even surprised
>>66409033
patriotism isn't allowed in the new calliphate
>>66408971
Oy vey it's Cologne all over again!
>>66409016
>britburkas
literally deluded in every way
Almost 2-0
FUCK'S SAKE, PUT ME ON NOW ROY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
shit game desu
>Reus is playing
>England 2016
>getting raped like lil Schoolgirls from Pakis
England should be renamed Rotherham United desu senpai
START THE VARDY PARTY
>It's Liverpoop player ruining NT episode
England was saved by the whistle at the end.
neville the "valencia killer" is there
>>66409033
Everyone is shitting it incase they get Muslimed
soft English cunts
>Mark Hughes' face right now
ENGLANDS BRAVE DANNY ROSE
clyne is the weak link. take him off woy
Half time. Quick! Claim your waifu before anybody else does!
>>66408898
>>66409028
Why is that even a thing?
If Welbeck starts in the Euros then I'm supporting Wales.
woy is useless
get him OUT NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW
>>66409078
Will England win
Glen hoddle is at least as shit as Andy townsend
Last digit is the number of goals Germany will score today
Spurs players are literally the only good players for England this game lel
Me on left, Germany on the right.
>bad sportsmanship
this is why wars happen
>>66409074
>injury
Must be a long term one as he has never been good
"Very attractive football from Roy Hudgons team"
Top Kekeroooo
>Shitland
Pathethic, pay the referee more next time.
all the Liverpool players in the England team are FUCKING SHIT
F U C K I N G S H I T
U
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H
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T
>English Goalkeeping
>Leave English "defenders" to me
>>66408898
reminder there was a conscious decision to draw it as a black man
europe is fuk'd
>>66409097
FICKI FICKI COLONGE IS STICKI!!
I really wouldn't post that if I were you, nigger.
>ITV have Lodar in the studio
>>66409090
puked a little desu
HAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED STOKE. MARK HUGHES CONFIRMED DED.
HALF TIME SHOW
Post half-time Nasheeds, brothers
>>66409117
oh no you le didn't
Butland is a little bubbling nonce. Hope he gets cancer.
>>66409033
Everyone at the stadium is nervous that some stupid rasheed might blow them up
I fucking love Ozil but holy shit has he been invisible this half
Welbz has been pretty shit too desu
Clyne shit. Alli and Kane are doing well and Germany have looked meh overall apart from defensively
spurs players literally the only players out there who give a shit kek
>>66409097
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/636944/Cologne-sex-attacks-list-crimes
People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
What was that about the Queen wanting jerk chicken? H-has she tasted brown sugar???
>>66409078
>>66409115
Will England win
>>66409069
Disgraceful.
>unironically starting a XI full of overrated PL shitters
A photograph from today's England v. Switzerland under-21 match :^)
>english lion clearly injured
>german takes shot at an empty net rather than kick the ball out for a throw
Why are Nazi's so classless /sp/?
>>66409129
the ones in the German team as well
>post YFW you're not British
>>66409117
>>66409117
MAKE IT STOP
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>66409126
>british """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""women"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>66408849
>england
>can only keep a clean sheet by bribing the refs
>MFW ALL THESE ABE'S CHATTING SHIT IN THIS THREAD
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT LADS
>>66409117
heh
>>66409129
ABL pls
>>66409027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV1mcUCD9NM
>>66409097
FYI that gang received sentence shorter than Adam Johnson for fingering a 15 year old
>>66409153
worst keion
kek
KEK
LGTSS
>Butt land
>Hendo
>Lellana
>Welkek
why is it always a forgone conclusion that england wont do well in tournaments?
>>66409084
>implying cologne is in any way worse than 1400 of your girls getting LITERALLY raped by mudmonkeys
>>66409104
Bullying is bullying m8
>>66409126
9/10 for UK standards.
>>66409108
Glorious Aryan genes
>>66409027
They're scousers so of course they are completely retarded
>>66409148
BOGGLY TURK EYES!
>>66409141
thats fucking amazing and every game should have those
>>66409141
Kane should play there when he retires
>>66408892
underrated post
>>66409038
except that clyne and hendershit have been the problem in this game
no more mediocre midtable liverpool players please roy
>>66409143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_15oFg-1Kw
>shitmez
Imagine being a Brit.
Imagine being so irrelevant at football, your national sport, that no one even considers you a challenge.
Goddamn.
>german women
>>66409111
Because muh progressive society.
You can't prove you're not racist/sexist/bigoted unless you actively do stuff like that.
>>66409078
Will germoney blow this match and the Euros?
>>66409015
It is.
But they showed all sorts of situations (refugee women having sex with blonde German men or two refugee men having sex with each other)
It's an anti-rape and pro-gay campaign.
Leftist bullshit basically.
>>66409163
kek what
>Tfw no one knows whether I'm from England or not
>>66409172
only black men phalus can please these women
>>66409108
I love you Peru.
>>66409172
Right but that's Adams territory
>>66409172
Right
Why do i fall for the england is good meme every year
>>66409141
>That pyro
Why are Americans so fucking tacky
>>66409163
>(you)
>>66409172
right
>>66409192
fucking saved
>>66409188
It is, because we put our rapists in prison.
You give your rapists Condoms, a free house, a new Playstation 4 and welfare.
>>66409162
ENRICHED
N
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H
E
D
>>66409161
>unironically fielding an african XI
>unironically getting btfo by muzzies twice in a year
>>66409124
It was good. Lots of short ground passes. Had the better of the first half.
>>66409084
>let Paki Rapebang 12y old CHILDREN and be afraid do something b/c it could be "racist"
>compare this to Cologne
ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What was Lowe thinking ? Why did he pick an useless and irrelevant player like Gomez?
Kroos has been playing lazy and shit all game as he usually does and scores that against shitland who should have signalled the dugout earlier. Nigga what
>>66409169
we just lost to Guatemala
>>66409222
>tfw pretending to be Scottish, welsh or Norn when England lose
>>66409222
This
I'm English but i posted
>ENGLEL
>englel can't even score against this meme defence
>they think they have world class strikers
our U21 would win against this laughingstock of a country
>>66409180
Nice.
>>66409178
this is actually a lie because they got 10-20 years and he got 6
>>66409141
Those things will run out of gas when Germany play Brazil
>>66409193
I'm fully erect
>>66409172
Left desu right has fat arms
>>66409236
dare i say lighten up a bit, harry
mahrez and kanté in pls
Are Brits even human? Serious question tb h
>>66409210
Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with white women?
half time slags?
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>>66409169
> tfw no halftime slag gf
>>66409141
jesus christ
>>66409172
Right
>>66409162
Number 7 is the cousin of former City player Gelson Fernandes. They're both the cousins of former Sunderland player/ possible rapist Cabral. And they're all the cousins of Lokomotiv Moscow player Manuel Fernandes.
left or right lads
>>66409169
Youre no better by all means, think we forgot?
why can't england into gk's?
>>66409243
>this delusion
>>66409208
Imagine being a German.
Imagine being so cucked at everything, your heritage, your culture that no one considers you to be serious at anything.
Goddamn.
>>66409182
Who are you fucking laughing at?
Go watch Conor McGregor get beat up you fucking leprechaun
>>66409250
>we imprisoned every one involved
>germany is still in denial and wants another 2 million rapists this year
>>66409270
kek good one
>Some twat letting off fireworks for no reason
Is there anything that shows low intelligence more than being entertained by some explosions?
>Invent Sport
>Be shit at it
Jesus Bongs, are you even T R Y I N G
would you procreate with her?
Who /Zouma/ here?
>News start
>literally every segment is about shitskins fucking something fuck
>>66409097
>What have I Don?
>>66409276
lel
>>66408898
Anyone can see that black men do not have hair like that. The colour of the male vs the female was clearly done for contrast. Easier to show whatever it is they wanted to show.
Fix up lads.
>>66409208
England is literally the most relevant footballing nation. Even when we play shit, the whole world obsesses over us. Look at this thread, full of foreigners.
A few thoughts:
Hoddle is a cunt. I TV commentators are ridiculously biased. Stop saying 'we', you're not a part of the team you pricks.
England haven't looked too bad.
That was a weak goal to concede, but Butland was injured
Germany deserve to be 1-0 up for Gomez's goal so not complaining.
>>66408879
omg did you see how injured he was? why couldnt kroos just play it outside? ;_;
>>66409172
both look degenerate
>>66409250
during how many times the english brave policemen have covered those mudshits already?
>British cuisine
Literally french fry sandwich
>>66409276
All our posh people are inbred. Our underclass is as ugly as any other. Our middle class is as attractive as most other white countries
>>66409276
that's what century of inbreeding does to you.
>>66409302
It's a hindu religious festival m8
Why so racist?
fuck marry kill
go
>>66409172
Whoever is mental enough to allow me to penetrate her.
>>66409303
Literally winning the cricket meme cup right now m8
>>66409302
I just got prank called, that's pretty retarded too
>>66409315
People are only here to watch Germany.
>>66409329
Marry fuck kill.
>>66409305
>tfw you will never have an all night anime sesh with Zouma
>>66409208
Imagine being a German aged 20-35 and being a minority in your own country by 2020.
>Poopland's goalie is literally called Buttland
>he's shit
can't make this up
>>66409322
>that flag
>this topic
>>66409291
http://www.infowars.com/germany-gives-150000-free-condoms-to-refugees/
It's sourced before you say
>infowars
>>66409250
>yuros arguing about who are more of the cuck
wew
>toni "long shots: 20" kroos
>english goalkeeping
memes become reality again
>>66409329
Fuck right
Marry Middle
Kill left
>>66409322
Looks tasty desu
>>66409329
Marry/fuck right, liquidate the rest
Fucking unsporting Krauts, enjoy your rapefugees.
>>66409276
>small genes pool and cheeky nando with the lads.jpg
>>66409329
mfk
ezpz
>>66409329
Fuck 2, marry 3
The amount of people that just went >Buttland proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
Thats Eric Dier's fault lads, keeper and defence should be protected by their DM, what the fuck was Dier doing showing Kroos on his strong foot with space that far out, fucking attorcious defensing.
Drinkwater would never have allowed so much space.
>>66409329
kill fuck marry
Please watch our sport lads.
>>66409329
Easy
Kill fuck marry
>>66409329
kill marry fuck
>>66409329
kill marry fuck
>>66409329
Marry middle
Fuck right
Kill left
>wanna bounce on the trampoline with me, dad?
>>66409097
>Asian
wew lad
>>66409287
Right.
>>66409193
racist cunt deserves everything she got
>>66409346
>infowars
Harry Kane and Vardy double hattrick incoming. Drinkwater to come on to to show Kroos that being a midfielder involves not being a lazy shit
>>66409329
Marry right, Fuck middle, Kill left
>>66409172
>>66409305
Is Chelsea's squad full of weebs?
>>66409322
those are chips m8 not "french fries"
>>66409172
90% of British teen Slags wears this trousers/jeans I wonder why.
>>66409337
Get blown up, not for football.
>>66409287
eh, more of this?
Who the fuck is this German guy on ITV?
He's retarded.
>>66409322
Also toast sandwich
>>66409329
Kill - Fuck - Marry
>>66409329
fuck right
marry middle
kill left
ez
I saw Jack Butland at a grocery store in West Ham yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and congratulated him on his recent perfomances, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Perfomances? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen snickers in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the snickers and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any 'Infetterence',” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each candy bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by PERFOMANCE really loudly.
>>66409210
Hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxSBiHEh7vo
>>66409276
top middle is american
top right is australian
bottom middle is chink
you are african
>>66409329
Kill marry fuck
Is this true britbongs?
>>66409277
It's just mentally ill Leftist "women"
They are a minority fortunately
>>66409193
that kinda hot 2bh
>>66409369
Poo in it.
>>66409377
what is wrong with british girl's heads? they all look like giant candy corns
>>66409346
>infowars
what the fuck is wrong with you idiot cuck
>>66409304
If proper female, yes
If tinkleboy in disguise, probably yes
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>>66409364
this
>>66409396
Loddar
And yes he is
>>66409346
>infowars
>>66409322
your cows are on roids and your chickens are fed arsenic. most of your food is partly synthetic. don't rip on bong cuisine pls.
>>66409337
Every England thread is full of Johnny Foreigners. Every time we play. Even when we play minnow teams like San Marino.
>>66409329
kill fuck marry
>>66409382
>If I deny it, it isn't real!
You're such a good cuck Jonas.
>>66409172
more of right
>>66409329
kill marry fuck
>>66409412
>He hasn't had a boipussy experience
Missing out
ESPN 2 ads so hilarious.
>>66409243
actually your rapists rape thousands of children and the media covers everything up.
on the other hand your soliders are literally getting beheaded by negroes in the streets in broad daylight and nobody cares.
Danny Rose has impressed me so far tbf
England getting shagged like a kuffir in cologne desu
come on lads
>Danny Welbeck causing problems
Come the fuck on, Ian. How can you say that with a straight face.
>>66409288
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT WE... oh... :(
>>66409412
> University of Brighton
>>66409393
They're not actually denim. They call them jeggings I think.
>>66409412
Give me a kiss and I'll tell you
>>66409422
>germany
>nukes
>>66409412
not yet
>>66409412
I've kissed more than one bloke on the lips.
Tongues and all.
Lad banter.
>>66409412
Sissy brit boys
>>66409363
>being this butthurt
>>66409442
could they BE any funnier?
Ozil invisible as per usual in the big games
>>66409329
kill, marry, fuck
Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners Johnny Foreigners
>>66409304
"She" looks like "she" might have a very feminine dick.
>Anon I cleaned your PC while you were watching the match :3
>>66409419
>Denying the truth
No my dear child, it is you that is of cuckold.
>>66409422
You don't have an army Germany. Or nukes, or anything, except rapefugees.
>>66409296
>guatamala
kek
KEEEEEK
>>66409412
Cause were not all boring shits like every German i've talked to
>>66409276
>Tiny Island, even tinier gene pool
>>66409433
Yeah, just like the rotherham rapes are not real, amirite Pat?
>>66409449
>fat chin
paper bag it is.
>>66409412
Well, Buttland just got fucked
>>66409412
Define "experience"
because I go to nudist camps with people from work and there are therefore a lot of naked guys. There's no touching, but a lot of looking
does that count?
>>66409347
man its just fun b/c Britains REALLY think they are in any better Situation.
ALL of (western) EU are fucked and they will be too afraid to leave this in Summer
>>66409436
Hnng
>>66409412
At around 13, me and my friend were wrestling on his bed and I ended up straddling his arse from above and started humping as a joke, but it felt amazing so I kept doing until he told me to stop.
He never told me to stop. That was the first time I came.
I'm straight though.
>>66409399
Non!
>>66409288
> Cheering while thr opposition is on the counter attack
You fucking...
>>66409456
yes we invented it. while you invented a system to produce the worlds worst footballers of all time.
Jesus Wrighty doesn't even hide Arsenal bias
>>66409458
You also play crabcock?
How many goals is Vardy gonna get in the 2nd half? 10? 12?
>>66409473
>1200W PSU
lmao I bet his TDP doesn't go above 500w
>britbongs get mannschafted so hard the goalkeeper is faking an injury already
>>66409408
>english damage """control"""
>'Banter' ITT is just both sides inhaling paki cock
>>66409305
Known football weebs
>kondogbia
>zouma
>hazard
All shit
fucking weebs
>>66409444
Our media hasn't covered it up tho, if it did, you wouldn't know about it.
Unlike your media that has been encouraged to cover things up.
You're lucky that no one speaks German, because if they did, they'd know about all the rapes, including that 10 year old boy that was brutally raped in one of your swimming pools by a pack of migrants.
>>66409497
>invented them
>don't have any
wew
>>66409293
>damage control
>this thread
>>66409436
Neither
>>66409418
Bit rude.
>>66409497
>"we"
>>66409473
GTFO my stuff you subhuman reddit tier dyek
>r-rule b-brittania ;_;
kek
which will be better?
euro or copa america?
>>66409288
i have a theory that americans each believe their life is a sitcom. look at any person in this webm, they are so melodramatic, its like they live life believing all eyes are on them and they have to be le ebin funny and cool and dude!!
NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND NUKE ENGLAND
>>66409492
yes, you're straight faggot
>>66409412
>brighton
>>66409193
>so, what I'm trying to tell you; when I see a group of bimbos talking ooga booga in the metro again, I definitely keep my distance
Was it really necessary to put it this way?
non-meme observations:
england have actually done alright for the most part
germany haven't been particularly good
germany scored against an injured keeper
but should have had that gomez goal so not complaining
clyne is shite, get him off
we've had some decent chances but been shite around the box, especially welbeck
very much in this game and i hope we score just to shut the JFs up
>>66409520
me peeking through the blinds
>>66409510
/sp/'s banter was always shit tier
>>66409511
>kondogbia
What's he watch? Add Coq too.
>>66409500
He's never claimed to be impartial when it comes to Arse tbf
>>66409412
Brighton is well known as a gay 'penal' colony
>>66409531
EURO
>>66409473
stock cooler reeeeeeeeeee
Does Lallana actually do anything useful on the pitch
>>66409535
but germany doesn't have nukes
Can't wait for Vardy and Drinky to come on so this cuckolding """banter""" in this thread will finally fucking stop.
im reporting every non /sp/related comment ITT
>>66409169
>tfw dutch in 2016
>>66409515
Why would I try to stem the damage of Germany?
Your nation is now not only the number one at football, but also number one at cuckolding, overtaking Sweden in the cuck Olympics.
I legitimatly do not understand the new anti racism spot of the dfb. Why is aus better than ausgrenzung and what do they want to tell me?
>>66409514
>invent football
>don't have any football skill
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>>66409511
>Kondogbia
Source
>>66409412
This is obviously shopped but I'm sure everyone one here has had a homosexual experience. Never in real life but I'm pretty sure everyone on here has jacked it to gay porn or trap porn, or been focusing a little too much on the guy in regular porn
>>66409458
> lad banter
Keep telling yourself that. #itgetsbetter
Could we please tone down the Islamophobia in this thread?
Remember, a bit of tolerance goes a long way.
>Tfw lose an hour tonight
Is there a worse feel lads
going to the 24 hour greggs what should I get?
Someone post anime titties.
Thoughts?
>>66409566
>1400
>>66409511
Townsend
>>66409577
and it's fucking useless
>>66409288
>IAMAREALAMERICAN
>*stamps flag on ground*
Is this what they call: American Patriotism?
>>66409581
get a please take care
>>66409569
Reported to the Sharia police.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35059488
>mfw Germany legalised Sharia patrols
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66409569
>mfw Germans have to ask France to nuke us because they don't have any
>>66409569
You tried to bomb London and you did shit/
We bomb your towns and there was nothing left.
>>66409581
Steak pasty obvs
>>66409567
it's ok to be racist towards inbred island monkeys
>>66409557
Does anyone in an England shirt?
>>66409577
Unrequited love
>>66409577
yes
i have to work at 7 tomorrow
>>66409585
Too thin in left, too fat in right.
>>66409577
losing a goal
>>66409585
moot really let himself go
>>66409531
Copa America has better goob/bad team ratio (except this year); but Euro has better teams, so Euro>Copa America
>>66409597
inb4 rare
>needing an injured keeper to score
>>66408732
CHE GCOSTANZA LARGA SP
LA CONCAH DE TU MADRE TODO EL DIA ESTAS
Why are 90% of brits manlets and love to be bossed around?
>>66409585
Not the same person.
Her tattoo has switched legs.
>>66409473
>meme RAM
>injuring yourself while kicking a ball
>english football players
>>66409542
Without being too much of a Spurs fanboy, Alli, Rose and Dier have looked good for me.
Remove Welbeck and Clyne.
>>66409575
Leaving the EU is the wrong response to Brussels. The terrorists want that!
>>66409571
shitload of weebs here
>>66409569
We have nukes so people won't. Germany on the other hand
>>66409197
yeah it is cool right up to the point where cancerlona or halal score like four every night
>Barkley and walker playing Rock Paper Scissors
What a pair of mongs, our nation is fucked
>>66409602
Rollin
>>66409532
>theory
it's universally known, at this point.
Americans like being in the limelight
>>66409603
>ask france
we just drive over there and take them, as always.
Need to finish a 5000 word project by Wednesday, haven't started
>>66409627
kek
>>66409602
Based Shipka :3
Based telemundo
>>66409663
Americans have nukes in my area or at least they had until 2001
>>66409581
whatever m8, just make sure it's hot
those fuckers will give the cold lunch shit otherwise
>>66409661
Where the fuck is Saint Lucia?
>Dross Barkley
>Has ability
Next joke please
>>66409661
rare
>>66409649
Stop lying you faggot
>>66409641
1st reply
say it with me lads
chat
>>66409603
>this is literally a german family
top cuck
>why are you watching that stupid sportyball, anon? Come have dinner with us
>>66409569
Stay mad.
>>66409705
Can he just fuck off from the national team.
>>66409602
69 please
>>66409329
center and right look like regular sluts
left on the other hand looks like she can give a mean blowjob
hard choices Merifriend
>>66409661
RARE
>>66409727
holy smokes, would abuse left
>mfw goymany has been an occupied """"""""country""""""" since ww2
make a new thread you cucks
>>66409542
who are you trying to impress with those accurate observations? Say something about the other country being cucked more than your own ffs!
>>66409602
rollin
>>66409208
Can
Hector
Khedira
Özil
Gomez
>germans
>pick any
>>66409602
shameful roll
>>66409727
but I suffer with the anorexia nervosa
>>66409698
>this is the state of our educational system
>>66409705
Better than Adam Rarrana
>>66409769
>win war
>lose empire
makes no sense m8
>>66409602
roll
>>66409602
here we go
Funny how the Olympic stadium has been refurbished but still has a whiff of Nazi times about it
>>66409652
Obviously. They must've been motivated to take action by Farage's glorious anti-Belgian rhetoric:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ6rfxoEFI4
>>66409628
rare
>>66409655
>read /g/
>see first pic on Zouma+OP
>"why do black people love OP so much?"
>"because it relates to their everyday life so well
>Check skin
>Black
>check preference in anime
>one of them is OP
I couldn't contain myself tbqh
In Englel even kids are terrorists.
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20160316/14440233925/uk-teachers-report-4-year-old-boy-to-terrorism-police-drawing-cucumber.shtml
>>66409641
>what are mirrors⸮
>>66409734
All we need is for Welbeck, Sturridge, Lallana, Barkley and Clyne to fuck off and we're golden.
>>66409813
here's a poo in the loo for (you)
>>66409602
Cec
>>66409698
Some pokey little island the size of one of my dumps in the carribean
>>66409602
I want some action with her reaction
>>66409698
in America's back yard
>>66409799
ww2 actually made the british empire last longer 2bh m8, with the war going on it was much easier for britain to ignore independence movements and basically say "theres a war going on lads fuck off" we certainly would have lost india much earlier if ww2 didnt happen
>>66409780
>Can
>Hector
>Khedira
>Özil
>Gomez
picked
These threads would be considerably better if only British and German posters were allowed to post in them.
Just try and deny it
>>66409655
Those figures look pretty good desu
>>66409602
I'm just glad it's not another /pol/post.
Also I used to work with a girl who looked just like that so ruh-ruh-ruh-rollinggggg
>>66409849
Are there muslims there too?
>>66409532
Yeah I've met a lot of Americans who are like that. They probably have an on-going narration in their head.
>>66409835
salt
>>66409602
You could argue that they're all fine reactions apart from 3
>>66409602
Roll
>there are people discussing ww2 ITT
>>66409602
i just want her to touch me while i am cumming ( ._.)
>>66409897
nah, not really
>>66409910
curry
i love how inevitably all your sports games turn to shit and you all start talking to yourselves about meaningless things instead of the match on tv
>>66409941
let's discuss ww III instead
on what side will BR fight on?
>>66409941
>there are brazilians ITT
>>66409821
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/12109399/Father-of-Muslim-boy-10-questioned-by-police-for-saying-he-lived-in-terrorist-house-brands-it-a-joke.html
>>66409941
Germany England and Murica will always discuss this in any international event. Expect it for the rest of your life
>>66409974
the christian side obviously
>>66409971
9/11 WAS a national tragedy
that shot
ali is GOAT
>>66409971
this burger gets it. its not even funny.
>>66409971
the match is shite what do you expect
Smalling is fucking shite
>>66409602
roll
>>66409602
suck it
GET FUCKED
>That shot from ozil
JUST
>>66409515
3-2 lol
>>66412321
>bad winner
>>66412414
3-2
