Press F to pay your respects.
14/1 on Kane to score 2 or more lads.
Just saying
>>66404410
>no Leicester meme players
Thank you based Woy McOwlface
this team has no heart.
Going for 3-1. Hendo with a nice one from outside the box and Kane with 2 great strikes. Cahill to make a poor mistake and give the krauts a goal.
>>66404410
>Llalana
>Henderson
J U S T
U
S
T
>clyne
>welblack
>no vardy
>no drinky
>no huthy
shit team woy
>>66404432
Are you joking.
Look how unbelievably weak that left side is with Rose and Lallana, and Henderson as cover.
Can't wait for Germany to expose it.
Should have been Rose / Vardy and Drinkwater where Hendo is and Hendo where Dier is.
Absolute disgusting having Welbeck even there as well.
6 of the players that should be starting in the Euros. Not bad Roy.
Lallana and Welbeck are generally good for England too. Clyne and Hendo are alright. And he's Butland a chance.
Not much wrong with the team.
>Welbeck
Is Woy serious?
>>66404464
>>66404465
Welbeck literally is a different player for England though.
He always fucking scores
>>66404465
>Vardy
It's CURRENT YEAR mate, he's got less goals than Marcus Rashford in 2016. The meme is over.
>>66404410
>Welbeck
When will this meme end? Fuck Hodgson. Fuck Wenger. And fuck Fergie for giving him a professional contract.
And fuck Welbeck for actually scoring for England too.
>>66404410
That's a pretty decent team desu, except for maybe Henderson. Is Wilshere still injured?
>>66404489
>He always fucking scores
He does but only after he does the most retarded shit on the pitch like tripping over himself and missing the ball.
Welbz to score tßh
>>66404410
>Lellana
>>66404489
So he's your Jozy Altidore?
>>66404506
>Is Wilshere still injured?
Yes. Arsene Wenger lied as usual and Wilshere won't even play this season. Arsenal and their joke of a medical team are literally ruining his life.
>>66404465
rose is solid going forward tbf but yeah he's a bit shit at defending so we're fucked down that side with lllalllanana helping him out
>>66404513
What's your point
I'm not getting your point
>>66404513
Yeah you're right better get someone else in there who doesnt score goals
>>66404536
>>66404547
He gets very lucky. Wastes chances and is generally shit. Against Germany you can't bring a player who isn't good enough to play up front or even out wide. I'd take fucking Young over him, at least he offers something defensively.
>>66404529
He's not a bit shit at defending anymore. He's played the vast majority of the games with the best defense in the league. I don't think that adds up
>welbeck
>>66404569
Stop posting
>>66404497
You must be an ostrich if you cannot grasp what i'm saying.
>>66404513
He's still shit.
>>66404529
Rose is fine there's nothing wrong with him being there, but why put the least defensive midfielder on the left side when you can have Vardy.
>>66404603
>You must be an ostrich if you cannot grasp what i'm saying.
Educate me, oh wise one.
>>66404601
Get back to your containment thread you darkie cunt
>>66404513
>generally plays shit
>fucks up all the time
>but always scores
Will Cristiano Welbecko going to lead England to glory? Confirmed for coming home for real this time
>>66404623
I think you must have either your head in the clouds, or been away on holiday, or reporting on a different team, because if you don’t know the answer to that question . . your question is absolutely unbelievable, the fact you do not understand where I am coming from. If you don’t know the answer to that question then I think you are an ostrich. Your head must be in the sand. Is your head in the sand? Are you flexible enough to get your head in the sand? My suspicion would be no.
>>66404578
i dunno, he's ok but at spurs he's more about going forward than defending, dier drops in as a third CB to cover for him and walker
>>66404525
Wilshire should never get picked while Alli is around. He's got more goals this season than Wilshire in 6 years
>>66404630
>h-he likes an england goalscorer he m-must be an arsenal f-fag
top kek
>>66404659
Good point senpai, I concede your point.
I've watched every spurs game this year and he's not worried me or made me swear at the tele half or a quarter as much as usual tho so he's definitely improving under poch.
If anything walker has cost us more goals
>>66404658
Please don't strangle me.
>>66404676
also wilshere is nailed on to break down and be injured for the rest of the tournament the first game he plays if he goes to the euros
>>66404464
> tfw Huth makes comeback and keeps Boateng on the bench at EUROs
>>66404445
No hart, but land
Should i put a cheeky fiver on england at 4.20 ? I get a free bet if it's a draw as well.
Alli is the best player in the world imho
>>66404752
>>66404752
Fucking preach
>>66404718
I didn't know boateng was english mate
WHy the fuck is Welbeck first choice RW and Antonio can't even get a call up? Hodgson has to leave desu
>>66404798
because antonio is the dirtier welbeck, both equally pacey, hard working and ultimately useless
>>66404483
>>66404488
>>66404657
West Brits
nothing wrong with that either
>>66404829
Antonio is the better version of Welbeck though. Welbeck has literally no technical ability at all and he doesn't even work as hard as he used to.
>4231
Roy has gone senile
>>66404410
>Welbeck
>Lallana
ok Welbeck works hard but surely we can do better down the left
So... this gonna be fun.
Crying disformed brits are always the best.
>>66404676
>Midfield play is all about goals
Kane and Alli to Madrid for 100 million when?
>>66404920
Please be gentle
>>66404676
Wilshere is better than Alli at everything except scoring and staying fit.
>>66404920
The crying of mercy from Nazis is even better
>>66404945
Its just banter mate, lets have a beer...
>no kanté
>no mahrez
it's over lads
>>66404939
Each? Soon.
>>66404936
>>66404956
>scoring more goals than the other team doesn't win the game
Also he had arsenals entire midfield in his pocket at the emirates. COYS FOYG
Who /lifelong/ England fan here?
Is this, dare I say it, our Euro Cup to win lads?
Watch when welbeck scores a hat trick against germeme's shite defence
>>66404956
Wilshere scores bangers for England on the regs famalamadindong.
>>66404999
I feel violated.
>>66404956
>staying fit
that one really matters anon
>>66404995
Christ spurs fans are pathetic, you didn't even win that game
>>66405030
>arsenal TV
Any serious predictions here?
GER: 3-1 :ENG
>>66405043
nah he's right spurs is a pathetic excuse of a club
>>66405051
2-2
>>66405051
probably the last two digits of my post number hans
>>66404410
At least Dier is playing, I suppose.
>>66405060
Based Petit
>>66405015
>tfw no Wilshere blooters tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIJZSQIsM_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sGf7LPqEGo
Vardy will score. Take it to the bank
>>66405060
France is a pathetic excuse of a country, mon ami baguette.
>>66405015
>on the regs
he's injured on the reg lad. can't score blooters when your legs snap if a defender looks at them
>all that Welbeck hate
Are you fucking serious? Dat guy is physically insane right now.. Definetely better than... em...
I'm sorry, is there any alternative around apart from >Walcott and some noname literally who?
Germany will wreck you anyway.
>>66405080
I just want to see this lad happy and playing football desu
Walker ion the right would be better than Welbeck desu ladettes
>>66405101
I reckon it's due to /arse/ existing causes an overload of spee backlash against any arsenal players, it gets pretty tedious when im trying to discuss england
>>66405080
so dank
>>66405102
iktf
If we win this are we confirmed for Euro champs?
>beat France last time we played them
>beat Spain last time we played them
>beat Italy last time we played them
That's all the other favourites taken care of.
pre match game
Why Drinkwater, Vardy and Huth arent starting? And why the fuck Welbeck is? I have seen most Arsenal games the last two seasons and he's fucking useless, a mid table striker that will score every 5 games
>>66405118
His early crosses are tasty
>>66405101
Vardy
Albrighton
Lennon
Milner
Antonio
Would even go with
Walcott
Ox
Zaha
>no vardy
>no drinkwater
it's like woy has been hibernating in a barn for the last nine months and has no idea what is actually happening in the premier league fucking gormless nobjockey
>>66405153
>wanting to fuck that oil painting
jesus christ i could fry some bacon in her face grease
>>66405145
are you unironically taking our last game as a reference?
wew
lad
>>66405102
he's finished lad, his body's not built for football
>>66405080
>Slovenia
Ah yes, very good.
Welbeck's best position is where Kane is.
They should switch.
another 1-5 incoming. Germany isn't always great in friendlies, and that lineup looks pretty brave. Kane to score twice.
Lets be honest lads, this team should just be full of Spurs and Leicester lads and it would be better.
>>66405168
All of them are utterly shit compared to Welbz.
>>66405168
All of them are shit apart from Antonio but he is not as good as Welbeck
Could play him at fullback though
>>66405190
Yeah he's unable to run and kick lol
>>66405189
Yes, unless I just imagined France losing to England in that friendly.
>>66405101
He has his moments, but he does stupid shit way too much.
>>66405139
/arse/ are the most unbearable cunts in the internet, but if their English players are good I want them playing well for England.
>>66405201
What kind of reputation do the English have in Holland? I had one Dutchbro who said they were seen as hardy lionhearts 'who were always being cheated by the evil krauts'
>>66405200
Kane would be dogshite on the wing, I agree with welbeck's best position being CF but you can't justify not playing Kane
>>66404410
Looks like we're gonna win tonight.
>>66405190
It's honestly not his fault senpai. Literally all of his injuries are impact injuries and Arsenal's incompetent medical staff somehow always manage to make his injuries worse.
If they were all muscle injuries or he had dodgy knees I could understand, but with the way it is I can't not feel sorry for him.
>>66405223
It should, but when the english media is full of manchester/liverpool/arse/chelsea benders, woy woulnt stand a chance
>>66405168
>Vardy
He is striker, not winger
>Albrighton
Only if Vardy up front to do billion crosses
>Lennon
>le run in circles on top speed without end product man
>Milner
Only if woy planning bus parking
>Antonio
WHO
>>66405168
>Walcott
Shit, no discuss
>Ox
Injured
>Zaha
Fucking trickster
Also, Welbeck is your top scorer in this qualification.
>>66404410
>Cahill
>Smalling
>Welbeck
Are the only players I'd have gone with there. Maybe Kane too but I'd prefer Rashford or Vardy.
>>66405259
Arsenal's only good English player for years has been Wilshere but he's dead. Oxlade was good 5 years ago but has only gotten worse.
It's coming home.
>>66405281
not saying it's his fault lad but if your shin snaps in half every time you kick a football you probably shouldn't be playing football desu
>>66405302
wew
>>66404489
Me mum would score on San Marino.
wtf this team is shit
>>66405302
embarrassing
>>66405253
none of the players even tried to play that game, but I guess winning that game was like a wc final for you
I love Ant and Dec lads
'Pedestrian' is the word I would use to descibe Welbeck.
Lallana has not been good enough either
>>66404410
We should scrap having wingers desu, they're all shit. Would also allow us to play two strikers.
--------------Hart
Clyne Cahill Smalling Rose
--------------Dier
-------Wilshere Barkley
---------------Alli
----------Kane Vardy
>>66405336
you're fucking embarrassing with your lester/spurs meme shit
fuck off
>>66405350
Nah, beating Germany would be.
France are a nothing team, same as beating Belgium really.
>>66405313
>if your shin snaps in half every time you kick a football
It's literally just people kicking him.
His last two injuries were a Paddy McNair studs into his ankle challenge that deserved a red card in 2014, and a challenge from Gabriel in training just before the start of this season. And anyone who's seen Gabriel play knows how fucking reckless he is.
>>66405369
Enjoy your no width
>barkley
>tfw stalking the qt intern that's about to be joining your company online
already got her home address (and her parent's ages), facebook and linkedin lads, what else can i find out?
shame her facebook is mostly private, i'll maybe make a cheeky fake profile and add her on the off chance she accepts
>>66405425
bit weird desu mate
>>66405425
I hope you weren't logged in lad
>>66405385
can't wait to see your delusion
last digit equals how many he'll score today
>>66405425
>want to stalk qt but don't know where to start
Would she be on tinder? What is tinder? I know her first name and what she looks like.
>>66405438
no m8, i don't have an account
>tfw she went to an all girls high-school
not sure what to make of this
>>66405418
better than unironically playing players like Lallana, Sterling or Welbeck
>>66405463
She will shag you with no questions asked. Just follow her into the shitter.
Nothing can go wrong.
Gonna have a cheeky fiver bet, dubs chooses, Satan trips overrides.
>>66405463
She's a dyke
>>66405425
not gona be much use when you dont talk to her anyways
>>66405459
wew lad you have a long way to go
the chances that she's on tinder are slim and it doesn't work that way, you can't search for people, you just get random slags
Post your fox when Alli and Kane get injured
Lads when was the last time we played Argentina? A friendly against them would be pretty nice.
>>66405475
Alli to score first
>>66405484
But random slags from my area? If she's on there she's dropped obviously.
>>66405474
>implying i want to shag her in the toilets
i want to court her for 3 months before she falls in love with me and then we will make love for the first time
>>66405425
I looked up a name that was joing my company with city and profession and it came up with a part time model. Turned out not to be her but someone just as fit.
woy is clearly a leicester fan
he will play drinkwater and vardy on wednesday so they don't have as much time to recover before the weekend
>>66405509
Good lad.
What time it starts?
>>66405475
rolling for welbeck to score first
when is the game lads
also what's the germany XI
>>66405545
1 hour
>>66405425
It would genuinely be less effort to introduce yourself in real life. You should have been a facial.
>>66404410
>tfw all Woy has to do is whisper "counter" and this team would beat our NT
>>66405548
-----Hitler-----
The band Can
Four rapefugees
---Two Pollacks--
Where is Rooney?
>>66405145
>beat Italy last time we played them
that's not true
>>66405501
>>66405546
more suggestions please, this fiver is burning a cheeky hole in my pocket.
>>66405555
>going in unprepared
enjoy your rejection
i know her favourite TV shows, the area she was brought up in, the school she went to and that she went to an adele concert in 2014
now all i have to do is drop these things casually into conversation
"i have to admit i never was the biggest adele fan but i just heard her 2014 album for the first time properly and it blew me away, she is so talented, don't you think...?"
>tfw if Germany will win this no one in Germany will care, they probably won't even watch the game
>if we win it will be a national celebration
why are we so small time
How do I contact the mods about banning the following words and phrases:
'Banter', 'bants', and other derivatives
'Lads'
'Chat Shit'
'Mad man'
Or even just a temporary block - it doesn't have to be an automatic ban.
England friendlies are the most boring games in the world. Prepare for a snooze fest
>>66405548
Neuer - Can, Rüdiger, Hummels, Hector - Kroos, Khedira (C) - Müller, Özil, Reus - Gomez.
>>66405601
>we will never get gopro footage of anon saying this to a qt
The amount of people that just went >Lallana proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
>>66405571
so another easy victory then?
>>66405601
>"i have to admit i never was the biggest adele fan but i just heard her 2014 album for the first time properly and it blew me away, she is so talented, don't you think...?"
Her earlier work is a little too..... 'new wave' for my tastes but when 21 came out in 2011, I think she really came into her own. Artistically as well as commercially. The whole album has a clean, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost.
>>66405571
I met Damo Suzuki once. Pleasant and probably completly mad. Also a manlet.
>>66405626
>Gomez
For real? I want England to win but him to score.
>>66405615
>pretending to be a whiny little bitch
that is top banter and the lads will definitely agree that you're a top madman and never chat shit about you again
>>66405626
Overrated
Mediocre
Who?
Average
Who?
Decent
>serie lel
meme player
good
fifa/fm player
poor mans berahino
where is england's best footballer?, Daniel Sturridge
>yfw the head trainer of the national England club flat out ignores Lestah because they're not a 'big' team
>>66405425
Poleaboo stop. This will only end in tears, again.
>>66405657
Yeah, for some reason Löw said he was starting him. And in their next friendly Götze is going to start.
>>66405260
my personal opinion a respectable team, a contender for this ec, but your 'recent' international performances are pretty weak tbqh
>>66405626
>Rüdiger
>Can
>Gomez
#DieMannschaft starting XI to face @england: Neuer - Can, Rüdiger, Hummels, Hector - Kroos, Khedira © - Müller, Özil, Reus - Gomez #GERENG
Get the lube ready.
>>66405687
>back 4 of Can, Rüdiger, Hummels and Hector
>Hummels is still going to get blamed for any goal they concede
Book it.
>>66405626
>Rüdiger
>Gomez
>>66405615
Give me your email address and I'll get in touch
>>66405626
That really is a dreadful back 4
>>66405626
Is this Germany's A team?
>Germany having to bring their A team because they know what will happen if they don't
BUT DERS NO ROONEY WE CADNT WIN WITHOUT ROONEY FUGGGGG
MARIO GOMEZ
MARIO GOMEZ
MARIO GOMEZ
CHA CHA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J5UjOL_2KI
>>66405660
>arselel
>>66405709
>their RB backup is Rudy
>despite Durm being fit and playing well
Löw honestly makes some retarded decisions sometimes.
>>66405710
Nah.
>>66405724
git gud newfriend
http://www.tomnash.eu/gomez-button.html
>>66405719
if you mean the A team that shoots but never hits than you are right
>>66405626
>Müller & Gomez.
Sweet. Used to love Gomez
>Wellblack on the wing
Wtf did I miss.
Is this Woy or does he play there now?
>>66405672
:(
i j-just want someone to love
s-s-someone to hold hands with and go to the shops with, maybe go to the cinema together and then discuss the movie afterwards while in mcdonalds
you know.. like you s-s-see on TV and stuff
>Welbeck
>>66405747
He's always been able to play there
>>66405710
>>66405720
Who will start in the Euros that isn't starting today?
>Butland; Clyne, Smalling, Cahill, Rose; Dier, Henderson; Lallana, Alli, Welbeck; Kane.
Danny Rose starting vs. Germany will mean that 11 out of last 19 England debutants will have done so whilst managed by Mauricio Pochettino.
>>66405699
>Can at RB
Really?
#refugeeswelcome
>>66405748
>maybe go to the cinema together and then discuss the movie afterwards while in mcdonalds
>tfw haven't done this since i was a teenager
;_;
>>66404774
I didn't know huth was english mate
>>66405770
Best manager in the league, top 3 in the world.
>>66405761
Boateng
Schweinsteiger
Deeney
>>66405767
FUCK YOU JAPAN
>>66405773
1984, the eternal anglo did this
>>66405418
The width comes from fullbacks you dip, have you even watched any footbal this decade
>>66405775
>tfw 26 and never done it
>>66405770
Pochettino is the greatest anti-ABE of all time
>Rüdiger
I just don't understand. I really don't. That guy has not even once done anything that would qualify him for the NT, never, not a single time. He played for a shit club and was a shit player. Why not nominate Georg Niedermaier or Sebastian Langkamp while you're at it Löw you fucking homosexuals piece of shi4sRSDTEEEAEsfREEEEE
>>66405773
>people getting searched on way into ground
wow shocking stuff
>>66405626
>Gomez
>Can as fullback
>Hector
>Rüdiger
>GOMEZ
another 5-1 inbound?
>>66405782
where have you been all season, england's brave robbie huth should have been in woy's squad m9
>>66405770
Looking forward to his 4 month stint at Madrid.
>>66405626
>Khedira (C)
SAY IT LOUD
>>66405803
>yfw they revoke his argentinian nationality due to supporting the falklands
>>66405827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pogPhUWPxk
>>66405802
>no gf for 10 years
>now i'm not neet and see qts everyday
>don't know how to talk to them
>remember the times when i could easily
how did i fuck up so bad?
>>66405796
>Schweinsteiger
Seriously?
>>66404410
Some of you are alright
Don't go to the Olympiastadion today
>>66405856
He's the captain
is that Mario Gomez?
>>66405878
No way.
>>66405626
Genuinely haven't heard of half of these players
>>66405884
I'm not joking
>>66405856
Are you retarded?
Schweinsteiger is one of the best, if not THE best CM in the world.
He's also Germany's captain and their best player. He's also the best footballer in the Premier League.
>>66405883
Nah it's Joe Gomez, he changed nationality
>>66405887
Really? Rudiger is the only one I haven't heard of in general discussion
>>66405897
>He's also the best footballer in the Premier League.
Who is Azzar?
>>66405351
PJ and Duncan
Where's England's brave Robbie Huth?
>>66405897
Aye aye, Louis van Gaal's had a few cooking sherries this evening.
>>66405839
>}:^)
>>66405139
Except people said the same things when he was at United, my.
>>66405897
10/10 jimmies rustled
Solid front line
Mediocre defensive midfield
Weak defense
We're fucked.
remember when Kroos was good?
what the FUCK happened? why doesn't he score any fucking blooters anymore?
>>66405897
Easy Bastian
>>66405927
real madrid happened
>>66405927
he was never good, he was just mediocre and was carried by bastian
without schweinsteiger, he's nothing
>Gomez will mis 5 easy chances
>Khedira will run around aimlessly
>Can will get duped by some basic stepovers
>Rüdiger will be Rüdiger
>Kroos will pass sideways
>Özil will disappear
>Reus will get injured after 80 minutes and miss the rest of the season
>Podolski will get subbed in in the 92nd minute to win his 348th cap
>Hummels will be blamed for any conceded goals
>Neuer will do some meme-keeping
Why do I even still watch this shit
>>66405927
He never was good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ8zsuj0aNU
>>66405927
Madrid changed him into a boring DM sides passes man
>>66405927
Because Real don't believe in buying DMs so just put whoever they feel like there, causing them to lose blooterbility.
>>66405897
That's not James Milner mate
>>66405897
He was that good but he's been shit this year. There's a reason Bayern got rid.
Plus he's never fit.
What are Huth's chances of starting for Germany at the Euros, or at least making the team?
>>66405966
Milner is the pleb filter of the premier league.
Anybody who hates him I immediately disregard their opinion
UBER ALLES
>>66405966
>scousers
Enjoying those benefits, la?
>>66405977
zero
Löw said he doesn't rate him at all, he prefers high class talent such as Rüdiger
>>66405977
Löw isn't planning with him
>>66405977
>Huth's chances of starting for Germany
Errrrrrrrrrr...
haven't watched any footy since the world cup lads. should i pop down the shops and get some drinks in? capri sun or a yazoo?
Milner is one of the worst CM in the premiership
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cfzFBTK9i8
MATCH THEME
>>66405967
>There's a reason Bayern got rid.
Yes and that reason is Manchester United wanted him and it's a step up for any player.
Muller is next.
>>66405977
0 (zero), EBRH is English
>>66406010
umbongo
>>66406010
Fruit Shoot for sure
>>66406028
0/10
