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england 151-3
sri lanka to bat next
what happened to the last bread?
fuck, just noticed that i got the score wrong :/
What just happened. Did the mods actually delete the last thread?
>>66402370
I guess the OP got banned
>>66402370
got deleted
>why?
i don't know
>>66402375
just edit it
/cric/ is finally being purged
Mods confirmed Bangladeshis.
Mods upset big strong elite buttler is blowing shitlankans out
>>66402370
>>66402380
Mods hate /cric/ confirmed
GO! Sri L/a/nka!
All aussie flags got btfo last night too about this time.
>>66402414
/cric/ is Asian territory during the Aussie real nigga hours.
Haha, BUTTland, get it guys?
>>66402459
BUTTI and?
i reckon >we will win this one
>>66402470
Chip Butti
Buttler is a good lad
>>66402474
Sri Lanka have genuinely been so poor at this tournament, I think >we've got this.
>India might qualify for the semis with a -ve NRR
>>66402553
http://lamangacc.hitscricket.com/default.aspx
You have a Manga Cricket Club
What do you think lads?Will we fuck them with >our big Willey?
>Dilshan
good job idiot
BIG WILLEY STYLE
You just got Willey'd
>that hair
>that goatee
that's reliable if ever i saw it
Even Jordan is getting wickets.
>getting out to jordan
>shit wanka
ENGLEL CRUSHING IT
Friendly reminder that Sri Lankek are the defending champions
>>66402671
Entering JUST mode with that barnet.
>Sri Lelka
Why dont they just swing at it and get a 6?
looking good lads
>dropping wickets to Chris "I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH RIHANNA AND DID NOTHING ELSE" Jordan
>the magical kingdom of sri lanka
fancying a dinner lads
>wake up
>see 2/4
>going back to sleep
>>66402370
Does anyone have an archive of the last thread?
cameraman btfo
sri lanka btfo
>Sri Cantbat
>the impoverished cesspit of Ceylon
>>66402760
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/66395926/
>>66402760
yes lad
>>66402474
>i reckon >we will win this one
You don't know how to greentext.
not out desu
>>66402798
newfag
>>66402798
You should only green text when you're quoting or telling a story, newfag.
Over to you, Poo Peeland.
>the city of lanklel
>poo in loo
Phew, 15-4
>>66402814
What? You don't greentext mid-sentence you idiot.
>>66402798
what is greentext?
>15/4
>FIFTEEN (15) RUNS SCORED FOR THE LOSS OF FOUR (4) WICKETS
JUST
>>66402834
newfag
>>66402836
he means memearrowing
we're pretty good at this cricket stuff
>>66402834
Kek
>>66402834
check out this freshcunt
>>66402836
official language of greenland
Does anyone have any good Sri Lankan memes? This is all I have.
<<---- Sri Wankers!
>be sri lankan
>get out
>>66402847
>>66402860
>>66402855
I'm sorry, I'm new to /cric/. Explain the use of mid-sentence comedy chevlons.
>>66402853
Sri Lankans are acting like virgins. That run out. YES NO YES NO...Make your mind up .. Quisaz Quisaz Quisaz
>>66402886
>I'm
which /cric/ poosanality are you m8?
>>66402886
>chevlons
it's che>rons, dumbass
oh shit, you're not a chinky are you?
>>66402912
show me your... sxy boobs pic
>>66402834
About time I got to use this. ( It's still shit and incomplete)
To be honest, Australia should win all cricketing events.
>>66402886
You're not new to cric, you're new to spee
>>66402947
Kys
>>66402946
>NZ flag subject to change
top lel
>>66402950
Yeah, I don't watch any other sports other than cricket and didn't realise /sp/ had its own cricket general. now explain to me mid-sentence comedy chevrons or i'll have to go to r/Outoftheloop
>>66402946
PAN DE RING
>>66402973
They are good with a bat and a ball, what can't your friendly Australian do?
>>66402973
>Kys
well don't say that to a bloody pakistani it could end very badly
>Paki fielding
>>66402946
I'm glad as an English poster I am known for the great depth and quality of my posts. Thank you.
>massive gold chains
Its cricket, not a hip-hop concert ya hoodlum
>>66402982
lurk more
>>66402946
this still doesn't explain retarded >wtf posting
5/10 needs more anime
Ian Gould should umpire all cricketing match ups.
>>66402982
Whenever someone says "we" referring to the team they support, people jump on them saying "What position do you play in the team", quote ">we" back at them with meme arrows.
People now ironically say ">we" now in reference to this
>>66402984
100% this I admit
>>66402982
Please watch our sport
>>66402982
there is an old memetic tradition of memearrowing us our and we and asking the poster in question which player they are
use of mid post memearrow is a post-ironic take on this old meme we all know and love so much
hope that clears everything up!
Brian Lara is a good bowler and is of Italian descent
Does anyone have a screenshot of that win predictor at 100%
hahaha sri lanka btfo
cricket is gay
>>66403055
thank you buddy! ;)
>>66403082
Where are you from?
>>66403082
no bully :(
>>66403082
The correct term is "faggot paddle".
>>66403076
a couple of wallops and it'll start showing SL at 92%
>>66403091
germany, duh
>>66403082
PLEASE
>>66403104
please
>>66403091
ZIMBABWE
>>66403082
WATCH
>>66403123
our
>>66403099
>faggot paddle is gay
tautology is a shit rhetorical figure
>redditors have started to post in >my comfy cric threads
>>66403099
pls that's enough about your sexual exploits
>>66403104
Sorry, I thought you were an immigrant
HOMO ORGY
>plunkwide
>tfw when you are pansexual futa dragon with reddit gold and 4chan pass
ALL SMILES
why is everyone who emails in to cricinfo's live text really weird
>>66403099
I always preferred pakipaddle desu
this is really tedious. isn't there a shorter more exciting form of this game?
>>66403134
>muh sekrit club
>>66403188
Yup, T10
Its T20 BUT WITH 10 OVERS HAHA
>>66403175
They're indians
>>66403206
Fookin barmy that cuzzi
>>66403206
S 6
6
>>66403206
what about T5? or is Don Bradman's Cricket 2014 lying to me?
Has Jordan ever bowled two balls in the same place?
>>66403175
>why is everyone who emails in to cricinfo's live text really weird
I'm gonna try and get my submission onto cricinfo. Someone give me a funny meme name that they won't spot
>>66403206
The most patrician format is T
In this some limeys discuss cricket over tea
>>66403251
POOnam DikShit
>>66403251
Des I. Gnated
>>66403206
Hong Kong Sixes
>>66403236
He is a basketball player so yeah
>>66403251
Ashit Kapoo
Whew, been waiting for some brown-on-brown action.
Haha, how about a whole match over a super over
Each bowler and batsman get changed per ball.
With 3 min ads between a ball haha
>>66403265
Poonam Dixit? Your variant probably won't get through.
>>66403270
holy shit i remember this
>if a batsman scores 30 runs he has to retire
that was ultimate meme cricket
Sri Lanka to win
why doesn't Rashid have a proper beard?
>>66403300
>Ashit Kapoo
I'll do this. Now to scribe up something insightful
>>66403305
Gulab Khan or innocent prince Raj Singh
Can someone explain why england decided to stop batting?
>>66403303
in 2042 this will be the world cup format with one match, England vs India vs Australia, played 100 times in a row
>>66403303
Someone get the ICC on the phone.
This man has just saved cricket.
>>66403339
they declared that sri lanka are shit and they had enough runs...
stokes looks like such a fucking tryhard with his tattoos
>>66403357
But Sri Lanka look like they'll win
I like griget.
>>66403303
11 overs per side
each player must bowl 1 over
>>66403303
>Games in India
>Stadia filled out for their 20 minute games
my favourite internet forum is cricketweb.net
what's yours?
>>66403373
P L E A S E
L
E
A
S
E
>>66403372
only if they stop trying to hit sixes and grind it out a single at a time
Looking for that in until you are out and then in again pasta please lads.
>>66403381
reddit.com/r/cricket
just bought an xbox for my son's wife
>>66403381
indiancricketfans.com
>>66403381
Facebook comments
>>66403400
Must be annoying having to wait 48 hours for the xbox to update
>>66403394
I'm the Malaysian poster lad.
>>66403400
FRIENDSHIP ENDING WITH AUSTRALIAN
NOW BEST FRIENDS WITH AUSTRALIAN'S SON'S WIFE
>>66403381
BigBatssmacksmallballs.com
>>66403400
i often look after my wife's boyfriend's son. should i buy him an xbox or ps4?
dropped the t20cup desu
>>66403439
>>66403413
>>66403411
>>66403399
>>66403392
"MUH /cric/ IS A PATRICIAN FORUM TO FREQUENT"
>slimes btfo
>>66403400
>not getting the Sir Donald Bradman™ edition
>>66403441
American Hedonism. This is a gentleman's game.
>Rashit
I'm getting worried lads.
>>66403466
>ratshit
Cricket 07 is a good game lads
>>66403398
http://nymag.com/thecut/2015/07/what-open-marriage-taught-one-man-about-feminism.html
here :>)
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
At least he can't bowl any more overs
>>66403479
I've been watching Sri Lanka play for 20 years m8, they hate winning
Khatam match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etPpKuYYxvk
would losing this and SA winning against SL be the most englel thing that can happen?
i want the updated pic of the last 2 years englel group stages
>>66403613
anglo blood
>>66403613
stop stealing from rupert murdoch!
>>66403613
>Indian shirt
>RAPE stare
Wew
>>66403613
>that Anglo cuck
>>66403646
>i dont know how to spell india
>>66403613
>anglo wearing india shirt
wut
>>66403614
You're welcome.
>>66403674
>>66403646
it spells honda
>>66403678
I hope this never ends
>>66403673
Please teach me, master.
I really want to become a tech support guy like you.
it's all the paddy's fault if we lose this
>>66403699
It won't now >we have big strong Aussies in charge.
>>66403699
Might be about to m8.
>>66403699
Me too.
oh great god of dubs, please get mathews out
elbows into the bottom
he's a big unit
i'm out, faggots
mathews is so fucking based
>>66403692
honda from Kochikame was literally me
HABBENING
sweating anglo.webm
lmao how can a team of professional cricket players be so fucking dumb as to stop batting
Matthews is literally Sri Lanka's only good cricketer at the moment but fuck is he good.
>england being undermined by the slimes once again
JUST
>english spinners
What a surprise, Jihadi fucking John handing the brown people sixes on a golden platter.
Holy fucking shit.
morgan is such a little bitch
>>66403785
>he's injured so won't play against SA
>singlehandedly knocking englel out
>42 from the last 2 overs of spin
kek
>reminder SL were 15/4 at one stage
I dunno about that Win predictor.
>Getting worried
It's in the bag lads, my wife's son told me so.
just jerked off to that second six
STOP
>>66403842
Shit anon, your wife's daughter said the same thing to me as well.
Literally the first cricket game i've watched and i could tell that sri lanka would win.. worries me that some "pros" couldnt tell that themselves
>>66403804
>>english spinners
>english
the asian diaspora is punishing you for colonialism
>No fielder over there
>bowl down leg side
Bravo
OUT
U
T
thank christ
>>66403613
me in the middle
kek
this fucking game
COME ON ENGLAND
it's coming home
>leaving it all for mathews to do
ogre desu
why doesn't root captain this team?
LADS, I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY
HOW ABOUT A 1 BALL TOURNAMENT.
1B1B - 1 ball and 1 bat.
anime is cancer
AGREE, RAJ SAMA.
>>66403935
cancer is gay
>>66403930
If a team bats a six on the first ball, can the team retire straight after?
>>66403930
>one bouncer
this fucking game
Nomoshkar. Mera naam Kanchan Sharma hai.
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
#freewilley
>>66403989
>Namo
JUST
>>66403959
No, because if they hit a six they can tie the match for a superover.
Based Sri Lankan manlet.
>>66403952
gay is cute!
fucking stupid balls to play
Just get Mathews out.Please.
not looking good lads
why don't they just roll it along the ground like australia do?
What the fuck was that delivery.
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
>>66403959
Or you could ball a no ball
>Muh super over
Shut the fuck up
>a WI reject
keks
>>66404013
Stokes is still butthurt about that.
>>66403400
based warner
>>66404013
THEY AREN'T BIG STRONG AUSTRALIAN MEN
More like Englel
>Nasser and Bumble
Dream team commentary.
GET IN
>>66404057
agreed
this
fucking
game
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
wicket!
QT ROOTY
>>66404001
>change ip because Indian govt banned all streams
>get high pings, negating the reason for changing ip
root you hero
Who /inlovewithRooty/ here?
>>66404057
bumble should kill himself
you rooot of here, amirite
go drink your cylon tea you little shit
Homer Simpson in to bat
>>66404090
Fuck off colonial.
Come on Sri Lanka!
>he-rath
more like he-fat
I STILL LOVE HIM
Sri Lanka are going to win desu
>>66404090
fuck you
>>66404090
have a (you) you raging faggot
JORDAN
O
R
D
A
N
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
J O R D A N
O
R
D
A
N
BIG
Final over lads
sussex boy
>>66404105
>>66404125
>>66404139
>HURR BUMBLE VERU FUNNEH FAT ENGLISH MAN XDDDDD
Mathews on strike tho
come on stokes u can do it
the ginger kiwi won't concede more than 10
mfw Matthews wins this game.
>muh win predictor
fuck off with that shit
>>66404165
says the convict whose country has the most annoying commentators in the entire world topkek
Mathews with that heart
WHAT WAS THAT THROW TOU CUNT
>englel in charge of fielding
>>66404212
at this rate he will never walk again
love the commitment though
HUGE DISASTER
>It's an Anglo world cup
Wew lad
>>66404207
>topkek
back to /r/cricket freshcunt
>11 off 2
well done lads
ENGLAND WINS
>Sri lanklel
never in doubt m80s
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
RIP lanklel
ENGERRRRLANDDDD
lol south africa
Wasn't even nervous, not even a bit
>>66404239
aw poor baby
EZ
it's coming home
ITS FUCKING COMING HOME
>tfw it's going to be a repeat of the world cup final
BIG STRONG AUSSIES
good game Sri Lanka, well played England.
fuck australia.
>>66404271
Whose home?
Congrats, england on finally making it out of a group stage.
Are we the only team representing the Asian subcontinent then? Will all you pakis and banglafags get behind us?
Imagine not being white.
>>66404285
We've broken the meme magic
>>66404285
thanks choke africa
>>66404285
>dat butthurt
Kek, stay obsessed ABE
>don't give a single fuck about t20
>still get to the semi finals
how come we're so based?
>>66404291
It fucking sucks m8
>Implying there was ever a doubt
Post your most English pictures mates
>>66404290
Go fuck yourself.
I'd rather have Australia in rather then India. I would let an Aussie beat the shit out of me than accept help from an Indian let alone revenge without SHITTING up the whole plan
And did those feet
>>66404317
Stop using curry as deodorant
>>66403863
>poo
>>66404310
I don't know, maybe the ones who reached give a fuck?
>>66404317
lel pakicunts mad they are out of this
Chris Jordan going to take five wickets in the next game and lead us to glory.
>your countenance when Englel win the ICC World Twenty20 and all is right with the world
>>66404334
Mmm could murder a crumpet right now
I'm sad now guys.
i'm seething atm
>>66404354
I'll eagerly await the "No one cares about t20 anyway" comments from the Auscunts.
>>66404351
my gf taught him english
>>66404285
Aww, poor lad. Come here and let rub your tummy :)
>>66404373
Did he teach her how to ride?
ITS GOING TO BE AUSLAND VS NEW ZEALAND.
NO, FUCK OFF ENGLISH AND WI SHITTERS. NEW ZEALAND WILL HAVE ITS REVENGE .
>>66404390
don't know. She did spend an awful lot of time there even when he was fluent though
>>66404394
>ignoring the might of INDIA
>>66404354
>your indignant vainglorious facial aspect when India steal the ground beneath your feet and win the Trophy to the delight of a billion 5 litred blood-pools.
>>66404416
14 years are still left pal
>>66404444
4 Quads and yet fail at basic Arithmetic
>>66404463
PLEASE TEACH ME BIG STRONG INDIAN ALPHA VEDIC ARYAN MALE NAMED DIKSHIT
>>66404463
>4 Quads
>>66404444
Checked
>>66404508
irony much?
>tfw you have two citizenships. one of a superpower, and one of a future superpower.
>>66404555
>Britain
>Superpower
Well Meme'd
>>66404555
your 'future superpower' still hasn't invented the toilet yet and is full of smelly manlets
>>66404555
3 Trips
>inb4 3 trips?
>inb4 inb4
>>66404589
I can wait.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A
I'm new around here, can someone confirm to me if it's India or New Zealand that are referred to as per pee poo land?
>>66404784
Bangladesh
Happy to help conor
>>66404814
Thanks Ahmed
After the match, the Sri Lankan team visited a local orphanage in Dharamsala.
"It was heartbreaking to see such dejected faces with little hope and no future," six year old Lakshay said.
>>66404975
>reposting same old joke
>>66404784
ignore Ahmed Mohamed >>66404814 here , its new zealand
ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH ABE'S ON SUICIDE WATCH
its a shame Mathews had to lose after that performance
what a champ, a true captain and a real human bean
>>66405276
Abe's dead dude, Abe's dead.
why isn't there a T20 tournament in 2018?
>>66405795
I think they're changing it to be every four years
>>66406036
Good. India get to be defending champions for longer.
>>66404282
Pakistan's
>be asian
>care about t20, a lot
>don't get into the semi-finals
>be english speaking
>don't give a shit about T20
>get into the semi finals
You can't make this shit up
>>66409519
>be english-speaking
>be asian
>mutually exclusive
kek
OFFICIAL /cric/-APPROVED T20 POWER RANKINGS
1. New Basedland
POWER GAP
2. Chris Gayle
3. Englel
4. Ausfailia
5. Curries
6. Racists
7. Shit Lanka
BTFO MEGA POWER GAP
8. Fuckistan
9. Afghanishit
10. Can'thangladesh
Why would you watch a sport where the score is 151-3
>>66410818
Number 4 and 6 are the same thing
Number 3 and 5 are the same thing
Kanebert Williamstein does it again lads
>>66410825
please understand our scoring better
did today confirm that england is literally the goat sporting nation?
>>66410825
Please watch our sport with basic requisite knowledge.
>>66413382
>btfo of the last three world cups of differing sports, all English creations
Yeah, you're fucking amazing.
Is this NZ team, dare I say it, invincible?
>>66418910
No, you lost to England in meme20 last year and will soon enough again.
Hi, I been a lurker on here for a while, got addicted to cricket last summer ever since I been watching cricket nonstop. As an American its been hard finding the cricket material, such as cricket bats, and pads, but I got the equipment.
A week ago I saw a fb post for a cricket club in my college, so I got exited to play some cricket. I had an assumption it was going to be a bonding experience with my fellow cricket lovers, but it turned out I was singled out, no one would talk to me, people talking about my amateur cricket skills behind my talk. Maybe it was the demographics that singled me out. I was basically the only American, the rest of them were all either indian or pakistani.
Maybe this is why cricket is not growing in the States, because the game is not inclusive at all. :(
fuck i hope mitch is ok, couldn't handle banter at all when he was playing
http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket/icc-world-twenty20/world-twenty20-mitchell-johnson-still-sledging-virat-kohli-in-retirement/news-story/fbb5f711532951f3d9edef535b99176f
>>66418974
I went to my university's cricket club meeting and was dismissed for a golden duck
>>66419947
JUST
haha!
>>66419983
Yeah I agree, pretty funny
>>66418974
has to be one of you guys
>>66418974
Bo hoo cry me a river man. If you want to "bond" go join a book club. If you wanna play with the big boys u gotta bring ur A game son.
test
>>66418974
Cricket clubs can be the worst. The only place you might find equally pretentious people is a tennis club. Luckily, I play in both. In a club, these stupid micro factions are created and it is very hard to fit in if you do not have previous friends at the club.
Any form of discrimination can happen, for example in your case, your skills. However, it can get really bad with race and social class discrimination. Outside of cricket, they may be cool but it's an ingrained gang mentality that makes people dicks in a dressing room. You should look for another club if the environment doesn't suit you, but I guess being American, that might be difficult.
There are upsides though. If there is anything to get cricket folk to start liking you, it's a good performance here and there, especially in the field. Take a good catch in the field and you will see them warming to you, especially the bowler
>>66421203
This was really interesting to me, thanks. Im 40, never played before, but a mate talked me into playing in the 4ths for a social bit of fun.
Felt like the fucking leper colony at training, since ml pst of our team were either mature stars in it for the lul and didnt come to training, or were juniors getting their first taste of seniors, so they trained with their own groups.
Left me and my mate right on the outer at training, both in terms of socials and ability. It was fucking shit.
>>66410782
> Be me
> Be hooked to cricket while living in Sri Lanka
> No more based Jayawardene and Sangakkara
> Getting kucked this WT20 by a country that still prefers tests.
අම්මට හුකපන් ඉන්ගරිසි-කාරයා! REEEEEEEE
>>66403082
Oh fucking hell! Not you! How many threads do you ruin
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
Skinny Hole Straight Ltd.
In about 3 hours, I'll leave my home and go to the stadium to watch the match. Suck on that losers.
>>66421505
>I'm 40
fuck off you old cunt. Why haven't you offed yourself yet?
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>66421505
>40
What went wrong?
>>66422048
Good luck navigating through the street poos.
>>66421505
KEK statscunt on oldwrinklyballsicide watch
>>66422076
(>)my city is the cleanest city in india m8
>>66422092
"cleanest city in india" is like "whitest man in argentina", it's not really saying much.
>>66422048
Good luck seeing tiny humans
>tfw haven't been able to properly watch any matches this weekend.
:(
>>66422149
PLEASE
>>66422157
>tfw someone got my HK ip banned on /b/
>>66422157
Should open your eyes lad.
I might have a nap and wake up for the next match.
Batman v Superman
>>66422157
>>66422182
how do I use a "proxy" lads? Pls explain.
>>66422061
Good luck getting kohli out
>>66422197
Probably not going to watch this, simply out of principle.
>>66422199
ANON, JUST B YRSLF
>>66422199
Travel
>>66422185
bit rude lad, I haven't gotten the time to watch any matches and no bars are showing it over here.
>>66422182
>/b/
>>66422264
MALAY KEK
>>66422269
ARREY JANAAB ACHEE BAAT BOLEE haha xD
>>66422275
KEK
C U C K
C. U. C. K
>>66402352
>his national dish is phallic
>>66418974
Are you the same guy on reddit or has this become a copy pasta?
>>66422303
>LE U R LE CUGG
Back to re.ddit
>>66422348
>he doesn't know about the latest dank yam yam 2k16
Contenders for best /cric/ memes of 2016 so far:
>copying entire reddit threads to fake actual discussion
>declaring war on /bundes/
Any other quality ones? We should have a solid list by the end of the year and vote on best one
>>66422360
>he doesn't know about the latest dank yam yam 2k16
I'm glad I have a life.
>>66422364
India not qualifying for the semis at their own world cup will be worth remembering
>never actually been to /r/cricket before
>check it out
>see this
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/4c3pkx/sledge_thread_bhenchods_v_cunts_world_t20_2016/
What the fuck
>west indies thrashing afghanistan is on first
*yawn*
Will meme magic come true lads
>>66422371
>bhenchods v cunts
I for one, welcome 'GOATistic Elitespouter' as the lord and saviour that /cric/ needs so desperately right now
>>66422364
raiding /mu/ was far funnier than the krauts 2bh
>>66422397
That was 2015 lad
>>66422401
It was literally the day after we declared war on /bundes/ you cunt
>raiding other threads/boards
very mature
>>66422406
It LITERALLY wasn't
Maybe the one YOU were there for, you seething freshcunt
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S60175521
>>66422422
/cric/ is literally me and 2 other guys. We struggle for quality discussion.
What else are we going to do?
cricket
Reminder that Luke Ronchi is in good form.
gay
What a shitty crowd.
You would get more to this match if it was being held in Napier.
And they call India a cricket country.
>>66422406
This was the first raid thread, dated 6th November 2015, NOT 2016, and NOWHERE NEAR the start of the /bundes/ war
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/S60172354
To add to this, raiding /mu/ was LITERALLY a nominee for best meme of 2015
so, i've got a question
who was the original kane poster?
>>66422371
>bhenchods_v_cunts
>>66422460
fuck this was crackup
>>66422470
No one ever knew
Statscunt and daniel both took part in it but both admitted that they were not the original guy
>>66422470
ded. He also spammed the walruse and smug essien pictures
>>66422475
>not Laws_Of_Progressive_rock
>>66422485
>>66422470
Hello.
Smug essien was not me though.
Statschink, you here m8?
>badREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66422497
>t. someone who literally showed up like a year ago
>>66422495
I actually woke up my flatmates laughing with that one. This all happened at like 2am IIRC
>>66422497
kys bitchspouter, turd kiwi has more of a chance of being kaneposter than you
>>66422499
Yeah m8 just studying for my engineering exams at the University of Auckland
>>66422505
>showed up like a year ago
Wrong. I left 4chan for a while and went to infinity on the first exodus. But came back because of the site turning to shit.
>>66422513
A dog has more of a chance of shitting in a toilet than you.
>>66422533
Mate you literally spent a solid six months existing in /nrl/ as the guy who would constantly shill walkbro
You only came to /cric/ to steal AMS's place like a year ago
>>66422199
Just google free VPN mango
>>66422550
Yeah, I was manu fatuvei.
I stole AMS place because people would call me that every time I posted. And yeah, I came back around the time of the wc last summer because infinity contracted AIDS. I've been on 4chan for years before that break though, that's why people think I'm "new"
>>66422568
What a coincidence. Someone always calls me statsautist.
goose, what you doing in hamilton m8?
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/78303049/wouldbe-robber-nabbed-in-police-pursuit
This match is garbage. Tendies are going to get killed by >us in the final.
rip meme magic
>>66422550
newfag.
original AMS only became big enough around this time last year to even be in the equation
>>66422582
That guy is going to get at least $300 worth of fines all for trying to steal $30 of chicken.
Why are people so dumb lads. If he came in to my doughnut shop I would just give them some if they were THAT desperate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu6--WBPBHo
5 film
>>66422596
Yeah true probably closer to 6 months
Ѡ Ass
http://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/mar/26/queensland-tradesman-has-more-than-590m-in-bank-account-court-hears
can you really make that much money working as a bricklayer in australia?
>>66422614
Tradies get the ladies and the cash money.
Pooni students on pooicide watch
>>66422442
I am one of them.
>>66422683
Honestly never seen you post here before.
>>66422371
HOW MANY AUSTRALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO EMPTY A BOTTLE? NONE, COZ ALL THEY GOT IS OPENERS AND NOT FINISHERS.
Afghanistan now has a higher total than India managed on this pitch.
so many freshcunts in this poomunity Smh
That Dinesh Ramdin hat reminds me of Carl Hooper
>>66422688
I'm the Malaysian posted lad.
>dat catch
Hello. I am here now.
I have some daily reminders for you all:
Daily reminder that there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with Australia's batting
Daily reminder that Poomua L I T E R A L L Y browses /sp/.
Daily reminder that the Basedbies are LITERALLY the best Rugby team in the world
>>66422795
kys
>>66422795
>I rate Poomua
Do the people of Indian descent in the West Indies still speak whatever language(s) their Indian ancestors spoke
come on Afghanilads
>>66422795
wait is poomua LITERALLY his name?
>>66422823
Yeah, he took his wifes name when they got married. Elyse Poomua
Don't really watch /cric/ a whole lot, who is the good guy in India vs Australia who I should root for?
>>66422829
Hope that the ground caves in and they both fall in
>>66422829
we've got this, no need for your support
>>66422837
Fair, I can see what you mean >>66422844
>>66422800
>i call myself the lord
>>66422829
Cricket
>>66422869
tbf I thought of it a very long time ago and it just kind of stuck with me.
>>66422902
Why are you in Cambodia anyway, Wankush?
>>66422915
Just travelling with ƒam.
>>66422924
Post some pics to your instagram of your trip
>NEETistic Bitchspouter is back
ugh
>>66422940
Already posted a few lad.
>>66422950
link
BASED REVERSE NAME
>>66422956
No thanks, I changed my name and made it private. I don't mind posting a few here.
>>66422795
wait toomua browses /sp?
>Ebin Lewis in charge of scoring runs
>7 ball duck in a t20
kek
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