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3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
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4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/8 - Legacy FC 53 (Lima vs. Trocoli)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Fujita vs Prochazka)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
Latest MMA hour that happens to be 4 hours long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo0oaeRCuio
scroll down to comments to jump to which fighter you want
Free fight GSP vs Serra
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ruOpjKuFQ
neetrex
>>66400533
Can't wait for to see Bethe in action again, she probably has the best pure boxing out of anyone in the WMMA.
Need a Rose Namajunas gf
5th for me
Thread theme: http://youtu.be/8n3QSwRiMqI
>>66400533
gonna continue dumping
>>66400542
Can't wait to see Ronda again, she is truly a once in a lifetime athlete, not just in WMMA, but in all of sports.
YOU CAN STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
>>66400557
SPICY!
HEEEEEYYYYYYY BAAAAAABBYYYYYY
>>66400552
https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac
post your reaction when your boy loses
https://youtu.be/-jz5Eco0mJI
damian mia has the best walk out song
>CRAWWWLINNNG IN MY SKKINNN
>>66400557
>>66400567
My Boy Patrick Cote is fighting Donald Ceronne next. Thats a spicy banger. I got Cote via KO though.
Thinking of buying an Onnit shirt to wear ironically.
>>66400593
>>66400586
Brazilians tend to have shit walk out song
>Lyoto has the super hype Japanese song sung by his father.
>Turns into Linken Park
Reminder to watch this 3 times a day minimum
https://youtu.be/p8iM90U2uYs
Thinking of buying a Michael Bisping shirt to wear ironically.
>>66400593
Cote is a bit too pillowfisted for Cerrone unless he goes for that glass body.
>>66400599
>i give a company money for a product i dont like
good goyim
has anyon e here ever seen this fight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwML6Ywb8Ow
wanna watch it n score it 2gether?
>>66400599
use the same font to spell Offit, that's O-F-F-I-T .com
>>66400622
exactly
>>66400552
BOOooo
>>66400622
>Cote 10 KO wins
>Ceronne 5 KO wins
Pillow fisted...riiight.
>>66400630
exactly what?
>>66400631
You booing me?
Fuck you
>>66400620
>cote
>pillowfisted
m8 hes the only one to ever finish josh burkman via strikes
i'd fight any one of you faggets that train in a street fight
meet me in moscow at 3:30am
i cant leave the country so you have to come to me if you want to fight the champ
i wont be hard to miss I'll be wearing a top gun hat
>>66400620
Cote s an excellent striker. This is a tough matchup for Cerrone as I see it.
sdob douding me :DD
>>66400646
this was meant for
>>66400620
>>66400659
BFD
>>66400667
He's excellent as fuck and I agree. Cerrone would need to keep his distance.
Cote and Cerrone is a great matchup
>>66400654
SHUT UP
>>66400620
oh lawdy a lightweight vs a middleweight could the ufc get any worse
>>66400692
Sure. They could bring in Fedor.
>>66400695
except they couldn't if they wanted to
>>66400692
Sure. They could have Brock re-sign.
>>66400706
tbqh if I saw that little faggot koksal baba anywhere near me i'd heem the shit out of him
>>66400701
Thank god. The last thing the UFC needs is a washed up can-crushed with hype.
>>66400727
disgusting behavior.
>>66400715
/mlb/: not quit as autistic as /hoc/
Post retarded opinions you unironically see posted in heem.
I'll start.
>DC beat Gustafsson
>>66400753
>GSP was boring
Fucking casual newcuck conor fags
>>66400756
>>66400764
This triggers me
also
>Dominick Cruz has shit footwork.
>>66400753
>BJ Penn was never good
>>66400768
Cruz has AMAZING footwork....it's why he can backpedal and outpoint his opponents.
>>66400727
>mfw some yank poof thinks he can heem koksal 'hard head' babal
lol
>>66400753
>Post retarded opinions you unironically see posted in heem.
Conor is a well-rounded fighter
>>66400764
gsp has always been boring you fucking newly minted patrician-since-newcuck-conor-fags shithead.
>>66400662
why can't you leave your cunt slavbitch
>>66400768
>>66400778
>Cruz has AMAZING footwork....it's why he can win fights.
>>66400790
>This is what Casuals actually believe
>>66400706
i miss brock...
>conor is ducking frankie
>>66400533
>>66400533
Is that our Red Queen?
>>66400557
>>66400557
It was also funny because Cote isn't known as a good striker.
It's also funny because Ben whatever his last name is made a thread on Sherdog proclaiming his 5TH in Accuracy stat in the UFC.
Then he gets BTFO by COTE of all people WITH STRIKES.
COTE TKO'd him Lads! HHHHHUE!
>atomic butt drops
Free Fights part 2
Nick Diaz vs Katsuya Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzqeV6fOtec
BJ Penn vs Takanori Gomi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W99nvMkenLc
Urijah Faber vs Krazy Horse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKQj5fdvWY8
Cyborg vs Yamanaka Hiroko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BavkHCbwx4
Dada 5000 vs Timothy Papp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pszBTVzneq0
Alistair Overeem vs Sergei Kharitonov 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-zGimZWJQ
Artom Lobov vs Alex Enlund
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-6-5yz25g
Shogun Rua vs Evangelista Cyborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1QrKuXWXVM
Gegard Mousasi vs Mark Hunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
TJ Dillashaw vs Michael Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUtEktnjW0
Sakuraba vs a cheating piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PF94xQx8MyI
Butterbean vs Genki Sudo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Its1mz5xG5I
Krazy Horse vs KJ Noons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGDDGZBwIyg
Randy Couture vs Enson Inoue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNAIvZWTWtQ
Fedor Emelianenko vs Ricardo Arona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0pbz17fRvg
Lyoto Machida vs Rich Franklin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COzSiiBSAQ8
Carlos Condit vs Tatsunori Tanaka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJDWYzX6sqE
The great Dynamite USA fight card (ft. Brock Lesnar, Sakuraba, Royce Gracie, Jake Shields, Melvin Manhoef +more)
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=ELRwFQDrk29rc
>>66400854
So here I am
Doin' everything I can
Holdin' on to what I am
Pretendin' I'm a superman
>>66400662
So how many guys do you think the russianigger will have with him
I think 5
>>66400880
m8 what do you think i am some sort of chechnyan or some shit
it will be a fair street fight....
>>66400810
>>66400851
Cote was always my boy and he seems to have really improved as of late in all areas. But I do worry about his longevity since hes already 36. He is a useful gatekeeper for the next few years until he retires. And a good idea to put on free TV for some spicy bangers.
>>66400862
>>66400862
Come on man,
I can't blame the guy for looking
we all would
>>66400918
>fair
>street fight
What does communism teach you guys
>>66400803
why do you care if you have to defeat the champ on his home turf
this has always been the way of tings
Post your boy Heem
What does heem stand for?
>>66400935
well i never said it wouldn't be a street fight
as for fair it will be as fair as a street fight gets....
>>66400958
here
everyone
ejaculates
memes
>>66400951
guy behind the hue
>>66400854
Why does that 41 year old fat fuck dye his hair blonde?
>>66400958
Heroic
English
Emus
Menstruation
>>66400965
It's a reference to Dragon Ball Z, Super Samoan = Super Saiyan
>>66400670
:DD :_D
>>66400965
you say silva i say shamrock
you say mcgregor i say liddell
you say rousey i say carano
you say velasquez i say hunt
>>66400533
>Rory has a gf
>Canada shitposter been quiet lately
identity confirmed
>>66400986
>>66400964
So which one is it?
>>66400954
>>66401005
no one says shamrock
>>66401005
Let's call the whole thing off!
>>66401025
borderline_delusion_autism.jpg
>>66401044
UFC 33
arguably the greatest UFC show of all time
>>66401044
this is it lad the main event
>who you got?
>>66401050
we'll never see a card as good as that again. once in an ever event.
is there anything joe rogan won't say for money?
>>66401058
how the fuck is dana going to rush koksal into a championship fight and not have a #1 contender match with Beet? dana needs to stop fostering fighters ducking tough fights. i can't believe this.
>>66401080
who the fuck is this beet rookie
post some of his fights
all you have to youtube koksal and you can see his championship caliber
beet on the other hand is some overhyped nobody
>>66401007
pretty sure they have been a couple for quite some time. She's pregnant, too.
>>66401050
>>66401058
>>66401066
Lads, it's Saturday. There is a pizza waiting for me. Stop the memes for now. PLEASE.
>UFC president Dana White commented that "UFC 33 is the only one I can remember where every fight sucked."
>>66401080
>>66401098
koksal is currently serving a 18 month ban for testing positive to HGH lads
>>66401101
he was being ironic. you should watch it and see for yourself how great it is while you eat pizza. it will be worth it if you haven't seen it before.
>>66401101
>Stop the memes
do you know where you are?
>>66401098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xSQ48u_f-A
get educated, casual
>>66401116
bullshit he will appeal that shit and i heard from a turk it was for his cat and he took some to make sure it wasn't poison
perfectly good reason to take HGH
you got something against cats?
>>66401132
lol this poser wouldn't even be able to handle koksal's hand speed lol let alone his pressure
koksal trains with RDA m8
get educated
>tfw you would legitimately pay money to watch beet vs koksal at ufc 200 even on the under card
i'd give my hard earned shekels to watch that shit
>>66401130
good meme
>>66401138
>hgh for a cat
>human growth hormones
>for a cat
>human
>cat
>also mcgoober was winning and will beat Diaz in 10 seconds at the rematch
>>66401158
Is there any rule on catching your opponents leg and just kneeing or hammerfisting them in the knee? It seems like it would be effective. Or stepping over for a kneebar.
>be a fighter
>not coming out to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA
>>66401182
>just kneeing
Elbowing them I mean. Though 12-6 elbows are illegal.
What went wrong? What REALLY happened in the household that morning?
>>66401171
like i said i heard it from a turkish dude that knows a guy who lives in the same city as koksal
so its got to be true
m8 what you think HGH is too good for cats? you think humans are above cats or some shit?
fuck you you fucking animalist
>>66401194
Was he into scarfing?
any fightfan stuff going on today?
>>66401186
Nice come out song faggot, no one cares.
Morning lads
>>66401202
You misspelled dad ;^)
>>66401263
It's afternoon
>>66401263
good morning. i hope you're not hungover.
>tfw all my friends are out of town (got like 4)
at least I've got you guys
>>66401287
You'll always have /heem/, it'll be OK
>tfw my ex-wife's son is kicking me off the computer and won't let me shitpost on heem
what do i do lads?
>>66401287
would they turn on you in exchange for immunity from prosecution? if yes they're not your friends.
>>66401191
>>66401287
I love you too bro
>>66400608
aren't strikes to the neck (area) illegal?
>>66401298
heem him
>>66401316
how did holm won against honda then?
>>66401311
>>66401316
Technically yes. But headkicks also hit around the back of the head as well all the time. No refs seem to call it though.
>>66401321
neck kick.
>>66401101
>he doesn't let the less educated /heem/sters know that 33 is arguaby one of the best cards of all time
>>66401318
he can beat me up though
>>66401331
You cant call a head kick illegal just because it wraps around the head
Thats just how it is
>>66401316
>>66401331
No, they aren't illegal.
>>66401344
>>66401340
I am not complaining but its weird how no one takes any action. I mean should we let dick kicks go because its accidental?
i will eliminate conor mini mcgregot
>>66401356
>I mean should we let dick kicks go because its accidental?
Thats different and you know it
>>66401356
The neck is not the same thing as your throat. It is illegal to strike directly in the spine/back of the head or the throat. Those are specific points on your neck. Striking the neck isn't inherently illegal.
>>66401356
>>66401351
really? I thought I read somewhere they were
>>66401366
both accidental illegal strikes.
>>66401370
Ah I must have gotten those confused then.
>>66399822
here, I went and found my access card for that competition. I only said I competed in that arena, I never said it was sambo though.
Whom is you're favourite sports' journalist?
>>66401407
Cuck "Luke" Thomas
>>66401385
>The following acts constitute fouls in a contest or exhibition of mixed martial arts and may result in penalties, at the discretion of thereferee, if committed:
>Throat strikes of any kind, including, without limitation, grabbing the trachea
per UFC's website
>conor got the belt 3 months ago and hasn't defended it!
>why hasn't the ufc stripped him of the belt!!
>i don't care that jose didn't defend it in over a year!! REEEE!!
>>66401385
>>66401420
shouldnt the GoGo choke be illegal then?
>>66401445
entered as el chapo
left as el tappo
>>66401455
>el tappo
>>66401449
That's a good point. Maybe they (and we) just aren't familiar enough with the grip he is using to know whether it is legal or not. Rothwell claims nobody that has broken it down has actually gotten it right.
>>66401449
I love how crisp and clean Fronkie is. A fight vs Cruz would be a great styles matchup.
>>66401437
is that travis?
>>66401493
Yes
>>66400725
I don't know why you would ever cut Cruickshank if you're the UFC.
Even if he goes 0-10 at least 7-8 of those fights are going to be spicy.
>>66401507
The UFC should be people that are going to be competing for the title or have the potential to consistently climb the ranks. Fun action fighters should go to lellator imo
>>66401406
found this pic on the internet. me winning in Latvia. 11 years ago. let me see if I can find more shit.
>>66401514
Lithcuck is getting nervous.
Where did it all go wrong lads?
>>66401449
>>66401472
well its no secret that it attacks the adams apple even if no one can quite figure the move out.
>>66401490
I never thought Frankies boxing was that good. I felt like he just moves around a lot and pops guys with quick combos. I say this mainly he kept getting tagged by Grey Maynard who has atrocious boxing and just wings big right hands.
I have recently changed my mind. I am not sure if Frankie has just gotten way better or if he just got caught.
>>66401507
Well hopefully he can heem some cans in Bellator and make some money. I love the guy.
>>66401530
Literally no ground game
Got subbed three times in a row
>>66400935
I've seen some fair street fights.
how would heem be if we were in 2001?
>>66401533
>>66401535
I thought he did well against Siyar on the ground. But he just got beat up and worn out. Siyar looked way better in that fight then I have ever seen him
>>66401514
here's me failing a flying armbar attempt in the Latvia's competition.
>>66401445
>it's a tragedy what they're doing to fronkie
>fronkie lost to hose
>>66401554
>>66401557
>flying shit
>ever
I have seen too many goofs KO themselves by doing that
>>66401543
>Implying Chuck could beat Tito
Titos wrestling is too good and hes useless off of his back.
What did he mean by this?
>>66401557
another opponent, me moving into an armbar from the back.
Lads I think I've become a shitposter.
You guys posting sweet heems are based
>>66401533
>hopefully he can heem some cans in Bellator
He's fighting for Rizin in a few weeks.
I hope he learns some defensive grappling while heeming asians and comes back to the UFC as 155 Wonderboy in a year or two.
>>66401589
stop revealing your power level or lithcuck is going to duck you.
>>66401587
>Killed by leg kicks in the first round
Shiiiiiiiiiit
>>66401589
throwing someone judo style
>>66401588
If you seriously don't know it's a response to Goobers instagram post where he pposted a picture of him punching Nate like it meant anything
>>66401557
Are flying armbars frowned upon since you are most likely going to fuck your opponent's arm up if you land it?
>>66401594
We're all a bit Australian so it's ok.
>>66401598
You're welcome, Britbro
>>66401331
>>66401331
Erick Silva was pushed so hard by the UFC to be their next Brazilian fuck toy.
Too bad he was too intent on losing.
>>66401618
I'm just memeing about. I think they're going to make the official announcement today or tomorrow.
>>66401612
lmao Estonia is going to murder Lithcuck
First death in the Octagon here lads
Try and get Dana to film Looking for a Fight there
>>66401612
side control in Moscow a year later than last pics
>>66401650
That mat looks like the all-Valley Championships. Are you Daniel LaRusso?
>>66401629
Ah fair enough lad, sometimes it's hard to distinguish when it's pure meme or it's half and half
>>66401650
leading my team after the official team vs team introduction
Joe Rogan is a lying goof. He said that Luke Rockhold had no previous martial arts background and one day just turned up at AKA in his early 20s and got into it. He was praising how his kicks are amazing and how someone who never did martial arts as a kid shouldn't be able to do that. Look what I found:
>Luke started training in judo when he was 6 years old but quit upon turning ten.[11] When he entered the seventh grade, he joined his school's wrestling team and stuck with the sport all through Soquel High School[12] while taking jiu-jitsu classes.
>Gray Maynard
>BJ Penn
>Scrub Swanson
What is it about Fronkie that he sends his opponents careers into a tailspin?
>>66401587
Quantum Jujitsu Blackbelt in MMA when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjRpTNWv7dY
>>66401598
No problamo. I want to sleep but I ate too much chocolate and have a tummy ache. Watching fitepass and posting heems to pass the time.
>>66401603
>Rizin
Good they will set up some terrible mismatchs for him.
>>66401611
I was super impressed because Foster is really fucking good.
>>66401626
I remember seeing him in the UFC and being impressed. Then he just suddenly stopped being good.
>>66401676
Do you have the source quote in context? I'd assume he meant striking martial arts or he is just a goof
>>66401681
>>66401677
They cant believe a little guy like Frankie can beat them and it destroys their confidence.
Also Chad confirmed for being cut this year.
>>66401676
>>66401688
Rogan said he was surprised that Rockhold could throw advanced kicks because he never did TKD or Karate as a kid.
>>66401676
he probably meant an art that involves kicking, stop trying to discredit him based on some casual conversation he had
If you don't set your AM alarm to this you're a scrub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCYgQR5PEzA
Happy Saturday, /heem/. May your day be spicier than you planned.
>>66401514
>>66401557
>>66401589
>>66401612
>>66401650
That's very nice, you can enjoy your little "btfo" by reaffirming me you weren't lying.
You see, when I said let's fight, it was after your claims to be a state champion. This is what I want to see now, a decent fighter who will be willing to fight me.
>>66401699
>>66401717
GOAT walkout.
Post deleted chins
>>66401725
Oh fuck.....never seen that one before. Poor bastard.....
>>66401722
FIGHT ME I'M THE MONEY FIGHT
FIGHT ME
>>66401731
chuck.bmp ;_;
>>66401731
possible two for one here
Starting in 32 bings
Live and 4 free
https://youtu.be/JYMwyamBkDA
https://youtu.be/JYMwyamBkDA
https://youtu.be/JYMwyamBkDA
>>66401737
Vasya, I'll fight you any time anywhere.
You're done.
>>66401745
Has Brown's button been pushed enough that even Ronda could heem him?
>>66401737
Where you at
Estonia fight is still far away, I can fight you in the meantime.
some of you guys are alright
don't watch acb 32
>>66401725
Walkout time, m80s. Post em!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAwuK61QzHs
>>66401756
well it seems you boys >>66401756
>>66401761
will have to fight each other to be a contender and fight the champ (me)
>>66401725
>>66401733
Straight punch KOs give me a hard on
>>66401746
fuuuuuuck I cant stay up all night im looking after a dog.
>>66401794
>not staying up all night to watch spicy bangers with a pooch
Bruh, you have better company than the lot of us
>>66401794
>>66401781
to continue the 80s theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764
>>66401808
Never seen Stan Bush before this....he looks like 80's eddy Lee but with testicles
>>66401817
*Geddy
Speaking of 80's I'd love if someone came out to this shit. Actually, it might fit DC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo
>>66401808
>>66401803
nah it needs constant attention really. If I sleep during the day its gonna do something.
>>66401833
I'm guessing it's a small dog then.
>>66401808
Man is TJ grant ever coming back?
>>66401833
>>66401826
everyone is afraid of the 80s for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI
Had some GOAT music and Films
>>66401850
No shes an american staffy. Nearly 30 Kilos. Shes just really needy. She lives inside so I gotta let her out to the toilet and get her breakfest.
I did bookmark their youtube page. Looks up they have all their events up there for free
>>66401851
Man idk. Last I heard hes a fucking miner. Dude is manly as fuck
>Eh Being a professional cage fighter hurts too much
>Lets work in a fucking mine.
>>66401785
LETS GO CHAMP
>>66401896
>Eh Being a professional cage fighter hurts too much
he has like some concussion shit or something doesnt he
>>66401896
>>66401981
oh yeah hes messed up I did not mean to make fun of him.
>>66401746
>>66401746
>>66401746
>>66401746
3 MINUTES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYMwyamBkDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYMwyamBkDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYMwyamBkDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYMwyamBkDA
>>66401896
All 80's walkouts bow down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0
>>66402022
DOS MINUTOS!
>>66402034
>Americans in charge of telling time
It's live now
the goat 80's walkout song is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSlMmC513gg
>>66401998
Butterbean is obviously King Hippo. Who else for Punch Out? I've Dominick Cruz for Dom Flemenco
http://youtu.be/7bc9_LRZ1bk
>>66402045
It's 10am and I'm already drunk. fuck off
How many of you here live within 50 miles of a UFC champion?
>>66402060
It's 11:03 AM bro
>>66402059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8i5NLyXZdc
>>66402077
Only on the least coast
>>66402093
*BEAST COAST
>>66402110
Shut up
Fedor apparently has a 3.3 million dollar debt
>"f-fedor is the GOAT g-guys!"
>>66402153
Thats what he gets more being an over rated ring meme
>>66402153
takes a lot of money to be a rockstar
>>66402163
Werdum is probably the HW GOAT
>Beat Fedora
>Beat Cain
>Beat Hunto
>>66402153
>spending money faster than you can line cans up
Fedor's a fucking nigger
>>66402178
>Fedora
>>66402191
m'goat
>fedora is 1-3 inside the cage
Which fighter would walk out to this classic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy4FXhkm6Nw
>>66402178
>has unavenged losses to 3 people in his division
>goat
Nah
>>66402250
Atleast he didn;t get ko'd stiff by a middleweight
>>66402221
*taps Fedora*
>>66402226
Fuck off with that Ton Loc dickrider. 90's kids pretending to be 80s......
what does Conor have to do in a rematch to win it?
>>66402262
>getting caught in Werdums Guard
>>66402269
be efficient wid his energy
>>66402269
bring a gun
>>66402259
I'm not defending fedor as the goat, just saying I don't think Werdum can claim it yet. He certainly has a chance to though depending on how his next few fights go.
>>66402269
Keep Nate against the cage to negate the distance and fucking pace himself. He's a knockout artist that is full of himself....seen that shit far too often.
>>66402269
Break Nates legs
>>66402298
>He's a knockout artist that is full of himself....seen that shit far too often.
Yeah, but he's white so xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>66402283
or an animal balloon
What do you think lines for McGregor vs Diaz II will open at? I won't be surprised to see Nate open as an underdog
Conor will KO Nate stiff
>>66402355
Nate's my boy so if he's smart he will take a dive in the 3rd to make Conor look legit. That trilogy money is what fighters dream about for the most part.
>>66402355
Nate will still somehow be the underdog, and When he beats the shit out of McGregor for a second time, it will still make headlines of "Shocking the world!" and "Incredible upset victory!" all over again
>>66402402
I don't think either of the Diaz bros would willingly look like a bitch/take a dive for any amount of money.
>>66402424
Dana is going to take Nick hostage, and try to force Nate to take a dive, but before the fight Nate gets high as fuck and submits Conor again anyway
Post your walkout song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBavrE3as4M
>>66402468
Good post.
>>66402468
https://youtu.be/gte3BoXKwP0
THE PRODIGY
H
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P
R
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D
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G
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What do you think this gym smells like?
>>66402468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C35DrtPlUbc
>>66402514
staph
>>66402514
dust and taintsweat
>>66402468
http://youtu.be/2fMYUx8gOC0
>>66402514
salo and kvas
>>66402514
beetroot and pierogis.
Anyone watching the muslim card?
>>66402559
I am
FEDOR COMING TO UFC
SOMEBODY CALL EA SPORTS
HE WANTS WERDUM'S BELT AND NOTHING ELSE
http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/fedor-emelianenko-i-want-a-rematch-with-ufc-champion-fabricio-werdum-032616
>no one saying happy birthday to paige vanzant
>>66402575
>HE WANTS WERDUM'S BELT AND NOTHING ELSE
And that's why he will never be in the UFC. Dana said he won't give him an instant title shot.
>>66402575
honestly wouldn't be surprised if fedor wins. werdum has considerably slowed since they fought and i think fedor will play it smart, as he shouldve done before
>>66402575
jebem ti mater 2
>>66402468
http://youtu.be/uY7sZnpucbY
>>66402605
He better give it to him , Fedor must avenge his 1st loss
>you will never shoot joe rogan in the head with a crossbow
>>66402424
I absolutely think so. Spent enough time in the 559 and working in Madera county to know that the hood niggers wouldnt blink as long as you get that paper
>>66401513
Well you've just cut 80% of the roster
>>66402618
>you're a vegetable
what did he mean by this?
>>66402514
inferior white genetics
Why did Ariel get fired? Where does he go from here?
>>66402686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZbBwOnfYuA
>>66402731
I appreciate the cuck meme, but it's true. White people are the worst.
Dunno what to do for tea lads
>>66402559
>>66402567
stream stopped why
>>66402110
>>66402110
did he bet on silva or something?
>>66402759
No idea
>>66402759
terrorists planted a bomb in the cage
>>66402749
No shit. They won't be around much longer.
>>66402754
Are you kidding me? England vs Germany is today
>>66402651
Good. The UFC could stand to cut a lot of the bums they have on their roster and then they can increase the pay for real talent and prospects.
/heem/ I know you're ducking me, fucking pussy
>>66402801
That's why you're here and not actually an executive of a major company
>>66402635
Fedor won't be drawing in any casuals. He isn't that kind of name. He got BTFO when he tried to fIght in the USA last time. There is nothing that merits an instant title shot and I'm glad Dana won't give him one.
>>66400862
That white guy was paid to take a dive against Dada.
>>66402805
Relax yourself Greenland
>>66402790
Sweden, I was disparaging white people and therefore praising the blacks. You should be all for this.
>>66402790
>>>/cuck/
>>66402844
Irish flags coming when.
>>66402796
Gonna rekt some Germans later lad
>>66402825
Really? That's what is holding me back? What company do you run?
Finish this sentence
Imma ____ that ____ Jon
Magomed "Tiger" Magomedov
>>66402859
what are they gonna do about it
>>66400862
Holy shit that gut shot,right hook combo krazy horse heemed noons with was sick.
Why noons constantly get a push from elite xc and strikeforce? Cause he's pretty?
>>66402892
Imma win that rematch Jon
>>66402892
Hit; jaw
>it's a best of until McGregor wins episode
>>66402892
Imma delete that chin Jon
>>66402892
Imma embrace that grind, Jon ;^)
"Yes, it was a good stoppage," Mir said. "My lights were on, but I had no bearings on where anything was coming from. So the effectiveness of me being able to defend myself was very low at that point."
Mir said his equilibrium was totally affected by Hunt's punch and he wasn't even sure where Hunt was. The first person he was able to locate was Goddard running over to see if Mir was capable of continuing. Goddard ruled that he was not. Hunt never even attempted a follow-up shot, instead just walking away.
"It shows you show disorientated I was by the shot -- the guy fully dressed was the one who caught my attention," Mir said. ... "It could have been bad [if the fight continued]. I see the reason for stopping it. At that point, intelligently defending myself, it would have been a scramble to find out where Mark was coming from."
>People think my boy Marc Goddard isn't the GOAT
Why aren't you guys watching ACB 28: "Young Eagles 4"? It's literally six hours and twelve minutes of free russian cagefighting.
>>66402844
Piss off
>>66402948
don't get emotional
>>66402944
stream isn't working.
>>66402688
We'll find out monday.
>>66402944
>"Young Eagles 4"?
Sounds like fucking gay porn
>>66402948
>I lost, but I got a few punches in
What a loser mindset.
>>66402688
My suspicion is it is all of his talk about free agency
>>66402944
>>66402969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHa3oK46NMw
theres another working stream on a channel apparently
if any of you goofs like dwarf fortress you should be buying rimworld when it launches on steam this year
last alpha test version is based af
>>66402969
I was talking about a past event. Today's is 32: Battle of Lions.
>>66403006
BASED
>>66403006
Sweet thanks
>>66402940
I'm glad Mir was satisfied with the stoppage. Hunt stopping when he did was great too, you could tell he knew Frank was out and no additional shots were needed.
Both of them were so respectful towards eachother in the build-up to the fight, and I hope they came away from it still respecting eachother.
@66402468
"Guys listen to this song I like that I would never actually use for a walkout song."
9/10 times I click [embed] on a walkout song post it's shit.
>christianity is the religion of whitey who made us slaves
>lemme convert to the religion that spread slavery around the world
>>66402944
>I watch bad mma
>>66403024
Day one pirate
SPICY
>>66401587
Leg Kicks certainly don't finish fights
>>66403006
who are you
>>66402948
Jesus this guy unironically think he can win?
Nate had 11 days notice, he was sick half of the time. And Conor prepared for what, 5 Months?
This time Nate is preparing. Is it really that hard to comprehend?
This isn't fucking Rocky. Nate is a better fighter, get over it.
>>66403032
>I hope they came away from it still respecting eachother.
Was there really any doubt?
When you look at the overhead view you can see that Mir was "looking", but not seeing anyone correctly. There should have been no issue with that stoppage. It was a good one.
>>66403041
dev is putting some reel wurk TM in for 5+ years, deserves the cheque
>>66403006
thanks, family.
I get that Conor wants the rematch, but why is the UFC and Conor's management/team letting him make such a bad decision?
>>66402645
The Diaz bros aren't random guys. They are actual martial artists. I don't think they would take a dive.
>>66403025
You mean he's a blowhard? what a shock
Stream died again
>>66403067
"The Tim Cratchit kid"
>>66403092
but his decision is pretty smart senpai
if he loses his belt in a risky fight against Edgar, his stock is gone, now if he loses again to Nate, who cares he already lost to him anyway
>>66403106
I was thinking it's my shitty internet.
>>66403092
Almost 1.6 million pay per view buys the first time around, bro
>>66403094
>They are actual martial artists. I don't think they would take a dive.
Actual martial artists take dives all the time. It's why Bruce Lee went into film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHa3oK46NMw
>>66403092
Conors belt= his security blanket
>>66403148
>Actual martial artists take dives all the time
No they don't. If they did, they're not an actual martial artist.
>>66403152
This, lol. Getting a strap and then taking more than one non title fight in a row outside of your weight class is just fucking obnoxious. Conor can be the headhunter all he wants and will make money, but he shouldn't be holding up the belt from others though. Drop the fucking belt and make your fights, manlet.
>>66403152
*dana's security blanket.
>>66402859
Ill triangle u m8
>>66403184
Purity of sport always takes a back seat to money....it sucks, but it's true.
>>66403210
RARE
>>66402989
But he was winning until he was losing so the rematch is well deserved.
>>66403124
He has a better chance of beating Frankie than Nate.
>>66403144
Less mainstream people will be interested the rematch.
>>66403124
It made more sense for his to defend the belt before rematching Nate. If he loses the belt then he can say "It's was the weight cut that effected my performance" and then make a big show of going back up to 155 and rematch Nate on the way to a 155 title shot.
This way only makes sense because it's a sellable fight
>>66403223
kekladesh
>>66403216
Not because of the fighters or fans though, but rather because of management and matchmakers
Conor is of course an exception but that's basically because he is the UFC at this point, they're wagering so much on him and his popularily, Nate actually wanted to fight RDA instead of having a rematch and I think the majority of fans wanted Edgar for Conor
Is this England's own Luke Barnatt on commentary at ACB?
>>66403216
I don't believe that to be a universal truth. I think we will just agree to disagree.
>>66403223
Whos the best Banleldesh fighter lad?
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/seanlowe/2016/03/confession-im-just-as-fake-as-jon-jones/
>>66403312
Last 15 minutes is shit though
>>66403312
unironically?
>>66403312
It was a bit boring tbqh, would have been better if it didnt have Cloverfield in the name
>>66403260
>the majority of fans wanted Edgar for Conor
No, they wanted Nate which is why the buys were so large. Nate sold that fight after he fucked up that negroid. Conor+Nate= the biggest hype machine the UFC could have envisioned. If Nate wins again the sport can take a bad boy direction if anyone wants to call him out and that might be pretty spicy.
>>66403273
No it's not universal. That's why you don't hear about former fighters working as a shift manager so they can pay for their kid's private schooling.
>>66403239
And by then they could have had Nate pull out with an injury and nicks suspension would be up so he could step in. Imagine how much that would have sold.
>>66403296
RARE
Hour changes tonight lads
>tfw 1 less hour
>>66403374
I've been in /heem/ longer than u and the mcgoobers
Who /goingtoufc199/ here
Hype as fuk lads
>>66403405
then why are getting angry? insults were for the new conor fans.
>>66403362
>Nick vs Conor will happen before Edgar vs Conor
Don't know how i feel about this
>>66403233
Frankie is an awful matchup for him, and he would lose his belt if he lost, which is worse than a loss at LW/WW again
>>66403239
I'm not saying I like this fight, but it is a smart one for him because he has nothing to lose, he already lost to Nate anyway
Why is mma riddled with so many meme exercises?
http://youtu.be/wFw7tYoAeyU
>>66403446
What striker has Frankie fought with goobs power and precision? While goobs has fought wrestlers and won
No chin is unbreakable. Shogun had a goat chin and it was worn down over time. If you're so sure of Frankie winning over goobs you should put your money where your mouth is and bet big
>>66403446
He risks killing any hype for a move to 155 if he loses to a gatekeeper twice in a row.
Are people really going to get excited for him fighting someone ranked higher than Diaz unless he crushes a few cans and builds up a win streak?
>>66403489
>moose not in husbando tier
Shit list
>>66403481
He fought people who are bigger than himself, and he has outwrestled bigger guys who have better wrestling than Conor, he also has pretty good cardio, and has subbed a top guy in a recent fight.
Might blast dat der dnp for summer, bet conor uses it
>>66403489
Wonderboy should be next WW champ tier
do these guys know theyre supposed to be fighting?
>>66403555
I'm confident goobs would win, and I was praying for fronk to get the decision over bj back in Abu Dhabi. Fronk is nobody's boy anymore. Conor going back to 145, destroying fronk then vacating for a permanent 155 move would be best for all parties
>>66403563
use yohimbine, less chance of dying but more chance of shitting your pants
>>66402468
I walkout to this, with Miley twerking in the octagon, screaming "90's NEVER DIE MUTHAFUCKA".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKbNDIigdlg&list=PLIUG2UAAGWXUOpiHO4J8Tdyo50Cgn-hWD&index=17
>>66403391
Damn m8 we did that shit weeks ago.
>>66403583
Were you confident Conor would beat Nate too?
Frankie is a nightmare matchup for Conor.
>>66403665
>this degeneracy
absolutely disgusting
i hope the american collective psyche grows out of this
What would your fighter nickname be?
>>66403415
I mostly likely am, but I talked to my chick last night about buying tickets and she was saying she'd rather not go. I think she thinks tickets are gonna be super expensive like our 194 tickets. So idk. I really want to go. I want to be in that place when the lights go dark and California Love hits.
>>66403705
the shitposter
>>66403698
is she... the same... girl?
>>66403705
THE ANAL INTRUDER
>>66403489
>conor
>heem approved
lmao so hard
>>66403691
Chat shit and get banged
>>66403682
No I knew Nate would win
And you're right conor couldn't even hit Frankie DESU they shouldn't even fight
>>66403733
What? Conor has good power, but his win over Aldo really seems to make people overrate it. He doesn't literally knock people out when he touches them. Frankie has taken very hard shot before and come back. Conors path to victory is via TKO in the first or second round. Frankie can win a decision, sub him, or TKO him at pretty much any point past the first round. Frankie has never been finished. I see Frankie having a lot more paths to victory and all the necessary tools to implement it.
>>66403790
Frankie would finish McGregor.
>>66403801
I agree. He would give him the scrub Swanson treatment.
>>66403733
>I knew Nate would win
No you didn't
How would you feel if DC manages to beat JBJ?
>>66403807
You're right nobody bet on nate
>>66403801
>Frankie would finish McGregor.
UFC 200 card as of now in my head
>Rousey vs Tate 3
Rousey wins and retires post fight
>CM Punk vs Mickey Gall
>Conor McGregor vs Joe Duffy
>Nate Diaz vs RDA
>Mark Hunt vs Meme Velasquez
>Frankie Edgar vs Jose Aldo number one contender fight for FW
>BJ Penn vs Dolce
>Jon Jones heavyweight bout against someone
>>66403843
Elated. Fuck Jones.
>>66403563
>>66403636
I have kg's of this shit uncapped atm. Will do another cycle in april
>>66403806
Swanson dominated Poirier on the ground, from what I remember. I'd wager he's a markedly better grappler than Conor.
>>66403850
>McGregor can stop his takedowns
>McGregor wouldn't get ground into a red bloody mess over the course of five rounds
>McGregor wouldn't break like he broke against Diaz
>McGregor wouldn't be submitted after giving Frankie his back
>lose by a fluke 13s KO: everyone tells you to retire, people laugh at the idea of a rematch
>lose random bout in decisive, conclusive fashion: instant rematch
>>66403850
Remember when you used to spam that about Nate? Man you just can't help but BTFO of yourself
>>66403911
>any of that would actually happen
>>66403860
cain vs travis is already confirmed for 200
>>66403938
You don't know shit about [MMA]
>>66403916
>competitive fun fight between two hugely popular names results in what many perceive to be an upset
>it sells 1.5 million ppvs
>rematch scheduled
i just dont understand it!
>>66403988
kek
>>66403994
>get beaten by a man with a 10 day camp
>not really that competetive at all, surely not warranting an instant rematch
It's all about the money. Not even boxing does this kind of stupid shit
It's pissing it down lads
>>66404025
You're forgetting that MMA isn't a sport
>>66404025
>it's all about the money
wow no shit. cash cows like conor don't come along all that often, he's the premiere product for a private company whos goal is to make money... what do you expect? they need to prop up ufc 200 with big fights and this is definitely bigger than edgar vs mcgregor.
>>66404025
>Not even boxing does this kind of stupid shit
Because the fighters get paid more. danajew.png
>>66404025
>>not really that competetive at all
Nigga please, I'm literally 209 and that was a hell of a scrap before Conor gave up.
CONOR HAS NO HEART
^prove me wrong
>tfw Ronda loses toTate
>>66404036
i was wanting to go to the shop before it started m8... fuck my life
reminder that even with the UFC's hypetrain garbage, they still aren't as bad as lellator
>>66404097
This, as sad as it seems
>tfw Jon Jones was on the undercard of 100
The UFC is in a regression regardless of Conor
>>66404130
i still cant believe this shit happened, it's almost as bad as the dada debacle
>>66403843
I'd feel really bad and pissed off and disappointed.
>>66404130
lellator is the link between MMA and mandrama that we need
>>66404045
You're even worse than the boxing swede that was shitting on Cruz for months.
>>66404130
What the hell is this? I don't into Bellator
>>66404136
>The UFC is in a regression
the hypetrains of old retired, new ones are being made
it's perfectly normal and a sign that the sport is healthy
>>66404100
it was a pretty good fight, but it was also clear conor had pretty much no chance that night
he will have to do some major changes to his fighting style for the rematch
>>66404178
>he wasn't there for MASKETTA MAN VIACOM EDITION
>>66403988
>cruiseposting mcmemer nuthugger BTFO
>>66404130
>Kimbo had some experience with MMA despite originating as an Internet phenomenon street fighter
>Brock defeated and Olympic medalist in his debut and was a highly accredited amateur wrestler
>BJ Penn was 0-0 for his debut but was a world class at BJJ and people knew he had hands
>CM Cuck has no experience in fighting, no amateur wrestling, didn't even do the best MMA style football like Mitrione and Schaub in high school
>is 0-0 forty, fucked up body and had numerous concussions
Nothing is worse than that
>>66404180
>new ones are being made
I can only hope. The UFC rush to make fights among fighters that arent in the same weight class is a bad sign....even more so when one of those fighters is a champ that will go how long now before defending? They are making their weight classes and belts look like nothing to make some shekels off a few PPVs....not healthy
>>66404203
CM punk is bewildering
he should at least have had a fight in a smaller org
imagine the national embarrassment and loss of stock when/if he gets KO'd once and leaves
>>66404203
>implying CM Punk is anything other than a tool the UFC is using to get money and bring attention to a new fighter in Mickey Gall
>>66404245
>he should at least have had a fight in a smaller org
Did brock? Not shilling for punk, but I'm just saying.....all you need is a big name to get a shot in the UFC
>>66404242
>one of those fighters is a champ that will go how long now before defending
this meme needs to die. he got the belt like 3 months ago, just over six by the time he's done with the diaz shit. he could defend 3 months after that putting it at 9 which is better than a lot of champs.
>>66404115
this would be the only way to unfuck WBW
>>66404268
yeah brock tko'd one person before he got in the UFC. i agree that a big enough name is enough to get you signed though, any chance of drawing power would probably make the UFC happy
>>66404248
>implying the UFC gives a shit about Gall
If he loses he's probably getting cut and Punk will fight Artem next because they'll be looking for someone they thing he could beat.
Actually, bloody hell imagine the memes if Artem is the one to stop Punk
>>66404319
Artem losing again punk would be the best thing ever
>>66404319
>tfw was bummed UFC cut Cathal because I thought that was the one fight Punk could win
>tfw cheered up when Artem came along
>>66404339
Artem v punk: dawn of memes
>>66404277
>this meme needs to die
Only among casuals. How many took that haitus from defending immediately after getting the strap?
>>66404295
>any chance of drawing power would probably make the UFC happy
You just made the case for paying fighters more and I'll put part of the onus on the fighters for expecting the UFC to promote them. "I'm a humble man hurda durda..." No one cares about humility outside of hardcores unless you have good finishes. Finish some legit fools and you can play up the innocent vibe all you want.....until then, those humble fuckers get put on the backburner
>>66404319
Artems reach is already a problem at 145, if he moved up to 170...
>>66404386
You know nothing about MMA.
>>66404397
sorry that I upset you
you're all on steroids
>>66404386
>Finish some legit fools and you can play up the innocent vibe all you want.....until then, those humble fuckers get put on the backburner
Dana?
>>66404363
Artem tier shit talking vs WWE memes
>>66404449
FUCK YOU! PROVE IT, MOTHERFUCKER!!!! AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
on the UG someone made a thread about the record of immediate rematches, seems like the vast majority end up with the same winner, this immediate cucking trend in the UFC sucks dick
What's your favorite MMA quote?
>Iron sharpens iron
>>66404491
The weight may play a bit of a difference here, but unless Nate takes a dive I see this continuing that trend.
>>66404491
>Edgar vs Maynard III
>Ortiz vs Shamrock III
>Couture vs Rizzo II
>Weidman vs Silva II
any others? Hendricks vs Lawler was an immediate one but Lawler one that time.
>>66404502
DONT FEAR ME...
CMON BABY....
DONT FEAR ME FEAR THE CONSEQUENCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHa3oK46NMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHa3oK46NMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHa3oK46NMw
Berkut MMA
HEEM TAPPY
Brook, Ward, Campbell, and Hughie Fury fight today.
>>66404541
>Final countdown
I should have never clicked
>>66404510
Bendo Edgar
>>66404565
>>66404565
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
heemsepaky anyone
>>66404491
Whoever wins the second fight wins the trilogy.
>>66404571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
>>66404553
I forgot Eubank Jr.
>>66404570
That's a good one, despite the decision. Couture vs. Vitor III too after the eye cut.
>>66404565
>>66404571
THIS MAY SOUND VERY /ASP BUT...
>>66404588
This is the most American thing ever.
>LOOK INTO MY EYES LITTLE MAN
>be 5'8 wearing snake boots
>>66404642
I'm dead
>Fedor Emelianenko: I want a rematch with UFC champion Fabricio Werdum
Absolute madman
>>66404502
>are you booing me? you better not be fucking booing me! I fucking fought my ass off. FUCK YOU!
Or
>STOP DOUBTING ME. ITS ENOUGH. STOP DOUBTING ME. HEY THIS IS YOUR LAST INVITATION. JOIN TNE TEAM! I LOVE YOU.
>>66404130
is that joe or his doppelganger?
AIN'T NO SUNSHINE
>>66404674
Did people miss him saying this like 5 months ago when he first announced his return? It isn't happening guys.
>>66404704
Lol yeah I remember that too. I think a few of Fedor's guys are fighting on the RIZIN show in April, I imagine he'll be there too.
>>66404717
Baby Fedor is fighting Huggy Bear
memes galore
>>66404704
>what I say publicly equates to what I say during contract talks
>Fedora fans
>>66404728
new
>>66404724
Nemkov might be on the show too, yeah. Kiril vs HUGGY BEAR looks like A WAR, MIKE.
I WAS
IN LAS
VEGAS
>>66404130
WWE doesn't belong here.
heemspeak anyone?
>>66404738
>>66404840
oh fugg, I've trained with that guy
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