Messi and his trophy wife
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Messi and his trophy wife
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA SPRITE AND PIZZA AT?
What will be his next tattoo lads
Interestily enough, it was a german who originally made this joke back in june. The filename was the same as OP post.
>>66400636
CR7 on his left thigh
just after this messi pours the coffee into the trophy and throws the croissant in, then his cheese pizza and sprite arrives.
daily reminder he gets to fuck this every night
>>66401209
>be together since teens
>be goat of all goats
literally chosen by Christ
Why do continentals just fucking sit all day at a shitty cafe eating croissants and drinking a continuous stream of "un café"
>>66401260
You do know that she only got with him after she realised he was going to be rich and famous
>>66401293
because it's the GOAT lifestyle
why do you drink piss beer in a dirty miserable pub and eat garbage all day?
>>66401315
It's not the 80s anymore Pablo, us Brits go to the local discotecas
>>66401293
>croissants
Is called medialunas you fucking bong.
>>66401328
>surrounded by british slags
>shit music
>have to scream to understand eachother
>binge drinking
fuck me brits are fucking pleb at hitting the town
inb4 muh pubs
>drinking terribad lager
>>66401377
>>66401363
Feels good to a part of the elite English nation
>>66400488
Based medialunas
>She will NEVER EVER CRY FOR YOU
>SHE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU LIKE SHE LOVES HIM
>>66402096
Messi thread is elsewhere, Tyrone
>>66400488
why didnt he win oscar for i am sam?
>>66401299
that's not true
>>66401392
this mate
>>66401209
that left cheek looks asymmetrical (and probably has cellulite too), 2/10 would NOT bang
>>66401363
That WOULD be a medialuna if that photo had been taken in Argentina, but that photo seems to be in Europe, where it's croissant-land.
>>66400488
>tattoo sleeve
THIS SHIT IS SO MOTHERFUCKING TRASHY
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE SELF-RESPECT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66402248
He's an Argie. All Argies have tattoos (even the women), and they're all terrible tattoos at that.
t. lived there for two years
>>66402248
>Neet autist calling something trashy
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