>USA
So, how fucked is America?
>>66397036
Almost zero chance of making it to the next round
It would probably take a Trinidad & Tobago + Guatemalan plane crash for the to have a chance
>USA
>>66397048
Not really men
all we have to do is lose to you in Columbus and lose to AT&T in Puerto España
>>66397048
there are 3 games remaining you just need to win 2 of them being Grenadines a guaranteed win
>>66397090
>>66397112
>us
>winning
>>66397112
>US wins against T&T and Grenadines
>but lose against Guatemala
>T&T wins vs Grenadines and ties against Guatemala
>Guatemala wins vs Grenadines
>1. Guatemala (14)
>2. T&T (11)
>3. US (10)
Pls yes
>>66397153
It would be 13 for Guatemala and not 14 but that doesn't change anything, lel.
>>66397153
Te amo españa
MAKE USMNT GREAT AGAIN
>gringordos
Just beat Guatemala at home and you're on the other side. You have to fuck up royally to not make it.
What's this for?
You think all those foreigners Klinsman lured to the USMNT regret that decision now?
I mean honestly, Julian Green may have been the only one who probably would never have been called up by hid original country because no way was he gonna break into that German Side as a MF unless he became Messi 2.0
>>66397292
World Cup Qualification
Holy fuck 'murrika. I hate you because your blatant shitposting is annoying, but we're Concabros. We go and fuck up the ''''big'''' teams shit and surprise the world.
What are you doing? Step up lads.
>>66397284
>beat Guatemala
Like we possibly could do that
Ite over for us
>>66397317
Fuck off
>>66397328
Ok just beat T&T and Saint Memencent, but that might not be enough if T&T and Guatemala decide to play for a tie.
Sorry we can't return the favor bro, we're not in your group.
As the fucker behind the USMNT Trump memes, we have to get rid of JK. He's gotta go ASAP. He should have possibly went after the WC. He should have totally went after the Gold Cup. But here we fucking are and nothing has change. He has to go to-fucking-morrow for any chance at anything.
>>66397346
>US
>beating anyone
Yeah right
Hopefully very.
The soccer in America meme needs to die and the fastest way for that to happen is for the US to not make the world cup.
>>66397352
Holy shit, his Initials spell Joke... How did we not fucking see this before.
>>66397164
<3
>>66397346
In fact I don't know what goal difference do they use in this qualifying but Guatemala could perfectly lose against T&T and still finish 2nd ahead of US.
>>66397435
Goal difference
Goals scored
Points in matches between tied teams
Goal difference in matches between tied teams
Goals scored in matches between tied teams
Away goals scored in matches between tied teams (if the tie is only between two teams)
Play-off match(es) on neutral ground (if approved by FIFA Organizing Committee), with extra time and penalty shoot-out if necessary
Oh well, let's at a least wait until next match is over before we start wanking about crazy predictions.
>>66397198
>AGAIN
>>66397036
>third in the easiest group in CONCACAF qualifying
Jesus Cristo USA, get your shit together
>>66397481
So, if T&T and Guatemala can't into fixing, the US better hope Guatemala wins because they'd be fucked to recover the GD. With T&T they'd have a chance.
>>66397497
>no va pasar nada malo nena
Nothing gets past this badass?
>>66397578
>Nothing bad'll happen babe
>>66397036
>implying america gives a shit about fhootballers
>>66397547
we wont fix
>>66397036
the world cup isnt for 2 more years. 2 MORE YEARS. 2018. jesus christ give it a break for a while. go to bed.
>>66397153
good, the soccer meme would finally die
>>66397316
Oh who cares
>>66397591
Kek
WHO IS THIS USMNT MONEY?
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>66397644
We're not going to get to the world cup
>tfw Mexico went 6-0-0 in the last qualifiers at this stag including Costa Rica home and away
As long as you make it to the hex you have a chance.
jesus can klingsman fuck off already with this bring in german hacks that cant make it on germany
>>66397090
kill yourself m8
>>66397644
if the US doesn't get a win against Guatemala next week you are pretty much out of the WC.
>>66397725
and americans will be SO wrought with grief the world over.*sarcasm*
>yfw USA is Canada tier
>>66397817
you're an idiot
People may not care about regular soccer but they watch the World cup matches if we're in it
>>66397036
>failing to qualify for a major international tournament
h-haha
such loser r-right?
>San Marino
>Faroe Islands
>Gibraltar
>Andorra
>Malta
>Liechtenstein
Would USA qualify from this hypothetical group?
>>66397817
There are many more americans that care about it than there are people in Trinidad and Tobago.
>>66397294
>I mean honestly, Julian Green may have been the only one who probably would never have been called up by hid original country
>implying Johnson, Jones or Brooks are better than anything Germany already have
How do you read that box on the right?
>>66400125
It's the homegames of the team that's listed vertically and what the score was or when they will play the team along the top at home.
>b-but we d-don't even care about this s-stupid sport baka
>>66399660
I meant youth wise, obviously. Guess it was my bad for not being clear enough.
>>66397036
Literally have no clue what this is pertaining to, but judging by the third-world nations around us I can only assume that this has something to do with divegrass.
we have a national soccer team?
>>66400512
yeah, one of the worst on planet
someone with 320 milions population should be better then this
>>66400526
>then
>europoor education
It's a kids sport here. We use it to teach teamwork fundamentals so they can get ready for real sports like baseball, basketball, hockey, track & field, wrestling, football, etc. etc.
I actually didn't know we had a national team though. I didn't even know we won a match in the last world cup. I hope this team is privately funded otherwise it's just a waste of my tax money.
>Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
Sounds like the name of an indie band
>>66397036
Barely, with the two remaining home games against the "tough" opponents and the only away game against the whipping boys of the group.
Not to mention that the team closest to USA in the standings in Guatemala now has two away games against the tough teams and its only home game against earlier mentioned whipping boys. So to put it simple, USA has home advantage for their two most crucial games, whilst Guatemala has no home advantage for theirs.
You'll be fine.
>>66400555
>so they can get ready for real sports like baseball, basketball, hockey, track & field, wrestling, football, etc. etc.
yeah I can speak 3 foreign languages with my europoor education, how many can you?
>>66400555
>This desperation
>w-we don't care really
>>66400588
Well, 2.9 considering you completely butcher your English like a 3rd grader.
But I only know 1. It's all I'll ever need to know. Instead of wasting my time learning languages I'll only use in foreign restaurants I spent my time learning 3 different programming stacks that have so far had a RoR %10,000+ more than learning any meme language ever could achieve.
But instead of arguing with Amerifat #1000000 on /sp/ (American) shouldn't you be constantly refreshing your YouTube (American) sub box waiting for Reddit (American) Letter Media's (American) new capeshit (American) review?
>>66400606
Are you implying we DO care? MLS gets lets attendance than high school football games here.
>>66400563
>>66400618
>But instead of arguing with Amerifat #1000000 on /sp/ (American) shouldn't you be constantly refreshing your YouTube (American) sub box waiting for Reddit (American) Letter Media's (American) new capeshit (American) review?
if America is so great, why did you lose to Guatemala?
>>66400588
We're not pushed into speaking a second, let alone a third language. The need for multiple languages shows how cucked your country is.
>>66400639
Every sport gets less attendance than high school football games you dickhead
>>66400639
>defending MLS
Just fucking leave already
>>66400644
>le tune my guitar like a harmonica so I don't play bad notes
>>66400665
How did I defend MLS? I said it's so trash that people would rather watch bunch of a teenagers play amateur football.
>>66400660
No? Unless you're counting TOTAL attendance. I'm talking average, obviously.
Context, Bruce. Context.
>DUDE CHEESEBURGERS LMAO
>>66400677
Sorry....your misspelling threw me off and it's 7am. Anyway...Soccer is garbage and MLS is people huffing garbage fumes
>>66400665
>>66400721
>American reading comprehension
>>66400724
>clinging to grammar
Klinsman is like Costanza on the episode of Seinfeld where he's seeing how much he can get away with before he gets fired.
The WC performance is the only reason Klinsman is still here, which is a terrible reason for him to still be here. What will it take to get him fired?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
EAT SHIT, AMERITURDS
C'mon we need America in Russia. It would be entertaining.
>>66400777
No, we don't.
Kill yourself.
Pls lose America. The less soccer shit on this board the better.
not too long ago americans were able to say:
"aw man bro the US is such a good team, they can take a game 2 any1 bro"
"easily a top 20 team dude totally tubular"
what happened to those days ;_;
>>66400812
>this is how Mexico repays USA after we kindly got you guys into the last world cup.
Truly uncivilized creatures.
>>66400885
Klinnsmann needs a defensive coordinator.
>w-we don't c-care about sawker
lmaoing
Based Guatemala making World Cup great again.
>>66397036
is this for the world cup ?
i've always wondered what would actually happen if the U.S. won a world cup in 2010 or 2014
like would the world be a completely different place today like in the butterfly effect?
>>66401047
well, yes. the butterfly effect refers to a concept that small causes can have large effects.
winning a world cup would certainly affect the lives of millions but there's no way to know how much different the world would be today.
>>66401028
yes
>>66401028
Yes, USA isn't going to qualify because Jurgen Klansmann is a big German faggot
>>66399586
If 2 go through, it'd be Faroe and Liechtenstein.
Welcome to the club, USA.
Other members: The Netherlands, Wayne Rooney, Brazil 2014, Spain 2014, Steven Gerrard, JT Penalty in the CL final, Messi's international career, and Moyes.
>>66401297
Honestly they might. USA seems to have no ability to win games no matter how much they are supposed too.
They went down 1-0 against St. Vincent and the Grenadines which has a population of 100k
>>66401313
kek
>>66401323
Why would FIFA want the US to make it when the US gov't is the big reason FIFA is under so much scrutiny by law enforcement?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8Hv7kNi2Hs
>dempseys goal was messi-esque it was Pele-esque
fuck off skip bayless
>>66400618
>>66400656
Stupid southern trash detected. Everyone is required to learn a second language here in the relevant places.
>>66397036
Sack Klismann already, acquire Bielsa.
>>66401323
>big market
What is this? 4CC?
>>66400618
>>66400656
>ignorant and proud
Imminent collapse when?
>>66401313
What an illustrious group we're part of.
>>66401414
You're literally from a third-world country. Keep finding solace in the fact that your countrymen can speak multiple languages because yours is irrelevant on the world scale.
Not to mention Romanian is closer to Spanish, French and Latin than English is to any other language
>>66401433
You're still boasting your ignorance.
>spanish
>french
>LATIN
But not Italian right McCheese? You fucking mong.
>>66401282
>>66401266
wew. we might get knocked out if we lose to 'arry redknapp's Jordan in a few days
>>66401452
You still got the play-off even if you lose right? There are play-offs still?
>>66401470
the playoff is after the 3rd round. this is for qualification to the 3rd round
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_FIFA_World_Cup_qualification_%28AFC%29#Second_round
>>66401496
Yeah, I just checked
>Australia-Jordan
>Japan-Syria
>Iran-Oman
Holy shit, what a day match in Asia. Literally, in every match the hosts have to draw to make it to the next stage, and the away team advances if they win
>>66401496
>Bhutan's GD
They'd have to almost assuredly sack the krout if they fail to qualify right? Do they just keep him around out of fear of not finding anyone better?
>>66401586
yes he'd 100% be sacked
How damagingwould not qualifying for the World Cup be for the growth of American soccer?
Would that set the NT back 10 years?
>>66401547
Why do they even bother?
>>66401623
They'd potentially lose the team/program as a whole.
Hopefully it happens.
Can we shit on Canada instead? Even at home they had no chance of ever qualifying against Mexico.
>>66401313
truly the avengers of international failure
>>66401852
No one really gives a shit about Canasa 2bhwy
>>66401869
leave our hat alone
>>66401355
The people who are in charge of FIFA now would never have been in charge without US intervention. They probably have a ritual prayer of thanks for your intervention.
>>66399586
>Faroe Islands
>Liechstein
i don't think so
>>66401852
God, I was hoping Canada would've been a little more competitive at home, even if it was against a pretty strong-looking Mexico team.
At least our greatest ally El Salvador did their part and tied Honduras. Canada's still in a decent position no matter what happens next in Azteca.
>>66400656
>show cucked your country is.
t.country who use someone else language
JUST
>>66401869
>imblying i dont wanna see canadian qts in the wc
>>66401452
We only need to draw at home so I'm not worried.
>>66401313
this stockholm syndrome man
Please don't qualify
Please don't qualify
MLS ruined this national team
players like bradley, jozy, and dempsey came back to MLS and turned to dogshit. bradley was once easily our best player and he's been shit ever since coming to MLS.
