Super /rug/ Weekend - Round Five
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Happy Easter lads.
>Friday 25 March
19:35 Hurricanes v Kings, Westpac Stadium, Wellington
>Saturday 26 March
19:35 Chiefs v Force, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
21:40 Rebels v Highlanders, AAMI Park, Melbourne
23:50 Sunwolves v Bulls, Singapore National Stadium, Singapore
>Sunday 27 March
2:00 Cheetahs v Brumbies, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein
4:05 Sharks v Crusaders, Kings Park, Durban
TBC Jaguares v Stormers, José Amalfitani Stadium, Buenos Aires
18:05 Reds v Waratahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
nice image
>more than 6 hours before the game even kicks off
Someone really wanted to post that picture
>>66371917
you a bit fucking lost cunt?
Almost forgot
Predictions for this week:
Furacões 53-12 Reis
Chefes 34-16 Força
Rebeldes 26-32 Highlânderes
Lobos do Sol 21-30 Touros
Chitas 27-40 Brumbys
Tubarões 30-18 Cruzados
Onças 34-33 Tempestuosos
Vermelhos 20-28 Telopeas
Hurrs
Queefs
Gaylanders
Balls
Bumboys
Shorks
Faguares
Tards
tßh
what kinda cut you want faam?
I swear if the Fags don't win, that Argie lad's gonna top himself.
>>66372000
Those names are longer than the actual names goddammit
>>66372093
I for one greatly enjoy the contributions of /rug/s nascent arg poomunity. They've really picked up the slack since most of the yurops fucked off after getting BTFO at the WC
am I the only one who's noticed way way fewer yuros posting in /rug/ recently? Even the 6N threads this year were noticably slower and smaller than I remember. Is NH rugby dead?
Shall there Pacific Nations' Cup this year?
>>66372093
which one? the one that said he was short on money and had problems with his family? or the csgo fag?
because i´m the csgo fag
Argie lads, did you buy season tickets?
I acquired a silver membership.
>>66373184
Probably the other guy. He posted about how everything he believes in falls apart, kek.
>>66373239
not really, but when i get payed next week i might leave apart some money and ask my old man if he wants to go with me and see a game
>>66373277
didn´t really follow the thread, but i kinda felt bad for the guy from what i read :/
La barra de Jaguares ya tiene nombre?
>>66373184
The no-money lad.
>>66371997
I almost forgot too.
>>66373277
>everything he believes in falls apart
iktftbh
>>66373488
b-broship?
>Aotearoa
>Still using UK flag
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/78243537/Flag-referendum-results-Kiwis-vote-to-retain-the-current-New-Zealand-flag
>>66373777
great
>>66373700
How did you find those pictures of me!?!?!?!?!? :o
Will lfwrlabm score a try today lads?
>>66373700
i dont find many of her videos anymore. gettin boned anyway
>>66374226
You're a cutie.
>>66374257
Yes. Possibly two.
>>66374257
Will Lfwrlabm plays for Wales m8
>>66372000
Does this mean that Brazilians called Hurricanes "Furiosnesses"?
>>66375147
8/10
>>66375668
I think it's Ferociousnesses.
>>66371832
what dumcunt schedulers put the worst game of the round as the only game on good friday?
>>66375147
Kek
>>66373488
>>66373277
>>66373184
>>66372093
H-hello guys
i managed to get enough money, was a close call, now on regressive countdown until it starts running low again witholut any prospects. Yuhuu
Also started watching Arg vs Chi today and went to take a nap when we went 1-0 down in the first 10 min, thankfully they won 2-1
>>66376858
Also got in a fight with my family today for reasons i don't even understand so im alone in the boat again
>>66376923
head up argie bro
>>66376923
JUST
Can you lads recommend some good dubstep chunes?
>>66377429
chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9gSx8hv6mE
>>66377708
When is the drop?
>>66377776
I'll fuckin drop you in a minute
>>66377985
Good luck trying to throw impotent haymakers while I have you in an arm bar
>>66378000
You wouldn't get anywhere near me cunt. Like you've been told before, 8 years boxing, 3 years judo. I would drop you so fast, you're imaginary nigger jujitsu move wouldn't even have time to pop into your delusional head.
>>66378028
>you're
None of that stuff matters when you face up to somebody as intelligent as I.
>>66378055
It's so reassuring to know that one of NZ's brightest minds works in a doughnut shop.
>>66378085
Handsome and muscular doughnut shop
>>66378160
...The doughnut shop is muscular and handsome?
>>66378160
btfo yet again
>>66378190
I'm imagining Turd kiwi's brain overheating as he tries to comprehend the pastilicious goodness that I have the power to create.
I know that you're a bit slow, take your time lad, we will wait.
I wonder how the /rug/ world will change when Aus/NZ are the only white nations left
>>66378229
whats your obsession with third kiwi like mate?
Poord kiwi BTFO by AMS
Will he ever recover?
>>66378229
>>66378259
samefag.
pathetic.
>>66378235
I don't know about Aus m8, but NZ is full of darkies.
>>66378281
Nice delusion lol
>>66378303
Aus is full of kiwis
>>66378336
>brown kiwis
>>66378303
maybe not yet
>>66377429
Avalanche by Dropzone
It's a round of blowouts lads.
All my picks are 13+
>>66378373
Well you had that lovely Lindt cafe shootup, so there must be a few shitskins there right?
Hot cross buns are the most overrated holiday food ever conceived
>>66378477
>He doesn't like a warm, crispy, buttery hot cross bun.
I bet you like soccer too.
>>66378477
If you find a good bakery they can be god tier. Ones from the supermarket belong in the trash.
Alternatively you can ask your pastry chef friend to make you some ;)
i seriously hope you're observing the good friday fast lads
>>66378497
>warm, cripsy, buttery
You just described your dad's dick faggot
>>66378407
of course there are
>>66378477
what holiday food is good
>>66378522
>>66378524
Roast Turkey and Pumpkin Pie.
>>66378524
Glazed ham, pavlova
>>66378608
unaware of what ever holiday that's a thing for
>>66371832
Weather is pretty miserable. Dunno whether I want to go to the Canes game.
I should support the team and all that, but it's going to be a 60 point hammering...
>World Rugby is considering changing the seeding period from 2016 to 2017.
>>66378642
>literally being this fairweather
knot your string statscunt
>>66378655
might change the seeding period of your mum from tomorrow to today lad
>>66378655
the seeding for what
Rugby is back in 30 lads, the hype is real.
How's everyone doing?
>>66378823
Pretty relaxed m8
>>66378823
>only game early as fuck
>there's an nrl game on right now as well
sports on holidays are the worst
>>66378823
going to the movies tßh.
Hurricanes v Kings meh.
>>66378879
What are you going to watch la'?
>>66371896
Did they ever find the guy who shot him?
>>66378888
Deadpooz
I just like to throw and catch the rugby ball
>>66378655
I assume you're talking about RWC?
I know there were a lot of people bitching about it last year because the world rankings at the time of the tournament didn't reflect the seedings and led to the group of death
you cunts can fuck off
>>66378924
who doesn't
Lads should we increase the amount of points a penalty goal is worth?
>>66378939
no Easter eggs for you Mr. grouchy pants.
>>66378913
>>66378936
Doubt it had much impact in the end desu. Trade Wales for Scotland or Argentina and England still gets eliminated.
>>66378921
Watched that the other day. Overrated trash marketed toward redditors.
>>66378971
>Trade Wales for Scotland
you sure bout that
>>66378999
Yeah. England were fucking garabge.
Sometimes you just have to step back and appreciate how truly lucky we are to be watching the brave diverse Kings.
imagine being the openside lock in that kings scrum
imagine being associated with the kings in any way, shape or form
Next shortland street episode is looking exciting lads
that game lasted 5 minutes longer than I thought it would
>Only 1 try in 5 minutes
Shit game never watching rugby again
this is gonna be some dicking
nice of Barrett to be shit at kicking so they only score in 5s
Stream link lads? Skygo is playing up yet again
>>66379154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCg7s7M0G1Q
its about 30 seconds behind mine
LE FORWARD WHO CAN COVER HALFBACK MAN!
>Queens
>Kongs
>Kunts
>>66379153
not nice at all. i made him my fantasy kicker in expectation of lots of conversions.
Still he'll have another 12 opportunities to come.
What a boring week.
>Hurrichokes v Shitern Shits ( they're shit)
who cares
>Churrs v Farce
who cares
>Reblels v Whylanders
Only I care and the Reblels are gonna get blown the fuck out
>Animu v Always has the worst jersey
who cares
>C(an't tackle) heetahs v Bumboys
Who cares
>Zulu Sharks v Poosaders
who cares
>Faguars v Eben Etzebeth
Will probably be a good game
>Ded's v Horrortahs
Derby but will be empty stadium because the ded's are shit
Still gonna end up watching every game though
Will the Kings become the first super rugby team to finish a season with 0 points?
Who else is watching the waterboy?
Adam Sandler is the pre-eminent actor of our generation
>>66379206
still gonna watch every game lad.
>>66379212
I wish you'd get waterboarded.
Daily reminder that Lima Sopoaga is the best first five in NZ
>>66379206
are you an melburnian?
Cory Jane is past it
>>66379206
Rebels v Highlanders
Sharks v Crusaders
Stormers v Jags
These aren't bad match ups. Unless there is some upsets the rest don't really matter.
>>66379206
Didnt you hear mate? The Reds went undefeated last week
>>66379232
james marshall is unironically their best outside back
>>66379232
And it's a fucking tragedy too.
>You will never see the god-tier Cory Jane from circa 2011 with his god-tier high-ball catches and running
I have similar feelings about Israel Dagg.
fucking broken play
this game is fucking shit lads
>>66372000
A brumby is a wild horse if you want to find a Portuguese name for them.
>>66379232
Naholo
Milner-Skudder
Smith
Savea
>>66379232
he's 33 tbf.
most wingers don't make it to 30 with the ABs
>>66379265
>dead (back soon)
>dead for rest of season
>GOD
>fat
savea should be fit by international time, but sucks to be a cane fan.
kings forgot how to tackle
SAVEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>>66379279
Yea the backline picks for the wales tour is gonna be interesting.
Based forward passing lads
KEK nice "defense" you've got there
inb4 people start saying that ardie savea is good
savea is too fat for that haircut
Savea channelling his brother
Dont know if that was more impressive against the Kings or France desu
Based pronounciations from Sumo lads
the worrying thing is the kings usually keep it within 12 at half time.
if they go into it losing by 20+ the 2nd half is going to be even rapier
>>66379320
the shuhrks
>>66379230
Yeah man, there's a small rugby community here but it's growing & we're already getting some top tier talent through.
Sione Tuipulotu is Melbourne born and raised and he was great against the Reds.
Plus in the Super U20's we're second only to Queensland.
>>66379232
>>66379252
Tragedy? Come on, the guy one of the 2011 champions team, was the first choice wing for Hurricanes and regular starting 14 for the All Blacks for at 3 years. Even now he can probably land a decent european club contract if he wants to retire
He had a career that many would dream of
>>66379307
up against african backs either way desu
think i need a bit more zinc in my diet lads
>>66379338
Bluff oyster season right now lad. Get amongst it.
>>66379333
I only meant that we won't ever get to see him at his best again, and that to me is a tragedy Tbh.
>le forward who chokes a pass like a back man
>>66379224
That's moot, but let's just say the ABs flyhalf stocks is very healthy at the moment.
Question would be who will the ones to succeed this generation? Ihaia West, Otere Black, and Marty Banks really hasn't shown much yet, and SmugKenzie is poised to specialise in fullback
>Hurricanes
>Only ahead by 9 against the Goddamn Kings
Pick it up New Zealand
>>66379369
hopefully none of them
banks is the only one i would consider and he just isnt good enough
mackenzie is a barrett replacement to be honest
could play multiple positions
>>66379369
Soap is still young af m8. If he and the AB selectors play their cards right, then he should be around for a long time. And hopefully by the time he's getting close to retiring then >we'll have found some other young talent.
>>66378477
absolute blasphemy
>>66379379
--> >>66379325
Rugby is a two half game m8
kicking away his all blacks selection here
GATES!
WHAT A TRY!
superb try
barrett not marking his man
Who /goingfortheKongs/ here?
>>66379405
Good.
Damn, nice try.
>whatever the meme form of hurricanes is
HAHAAHHAHAHAAHA
need a smug pepe in a kings shirt
>>66379206
Rebels v Highlanders will be good lad
Hurr durr skyhook
>>66379369
I don't think West is good enough.
Black has potential, but right now it's just potential.
Banks is the best of the lot, but he's older than Sopoaga and Barrett while not being as good as them.
McKenzie could be the Barrett super sub replacement in a couple of years, but I don't think I'd want him as starting 10.
Cruden 27, Sopoaga 25, Barrett 24. So we're sorted for this RWC cycle at least.
>Hurrichokes
The courage and diversity is overwhelming them
>>66379419
Good thinking. I shall send this idea straight to Reddit!
sort your shit savea family
>>66379420
Fuck I hope so.
I'll be honest man, I don't think the Rebels have progressed as much as I hoped this year.
I fucking hate Jack Black Tbh lads
Just taking a shit in a fancy hotel lads. What's the score?
>only 2 points ahead of the kings
kek
KEK
>>66379452
>jandals
ekk
How does one go about blacking his wife lads?
>>66379461
Put a rope around your neck and jerk it
I just HATE the Chinese tbqhwyl
>>66379461
first get a wife
>>66379488
Do you think my inferior white penis will let me do that?
Who else here /tonsillitis/?
Eating hurts
Reminder the Hurrichokes are barely beating a team of amateurs
>>66379499
Fuck m8 I have a friend who recently went through that. Tough luck.
what the frick sort of pastry is that??
Learn to tackle Hurrichokes, jesus christ
>lellington
>>66379526
You don't get hot cross buns at easter in ireland lad?
>>66379405
Barrett's value is in being a sub anyway.
>>66379524
Thanks man, my tonsils look like some H.P. Lovecraft shit
>>66379539
Yeah but he has played and should be playing better than this at Superr Ugby level.
>>66379549
Agreed, but it's early season. If he's still doing this by round 16 then I'll be worried though.
>>66379549
>Kings
>Super rugby level
Pick one
>>66379496
as long as you stress that the relationship will be strictly non-sexual
Considering it's Wellington, and it's against a shit team, this is actually a pretty good crowd.
>>66379433
that's a great cosplay there Ardie
>>66379535
they do
>>66379549
I guess
>>66379563
That's even worse for Barrett: under-performing against one of the worst teams in the competition.
>>66379575
>I guess
Meant for >>66379562
might switch over to the imitation game to be honest
inb4 the 60-65 minute blow out meme
>>66379603
don't think that did too well critically
Why is every Hurrrrichoke's player worse when they play for them.
I remember Jason Woodward was pretty good when playing for the Reblel's but he's since gone to shit
>>66379605
You just know.
45-17 you read it here first.
>Hurridrops
>Hurrichokes gonna choke
>hurrichokes
SEND YOUR ENERGY TO THE KINGS LADS
\o/
>>66379613
i see it happening
Lads what if
>concede a tighthead against the kings
just kill me
>>66379435
mate you're like that depressed argie, rebels have a good team, everyone else rates them pretty well (not comp winners but a playoff team)
honestly might be second best aus team after the 'bies
>>66379613
you must be ashamed of yourself
>>66379628
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>HURRRichokes
JUST
only the fucking hurricanes could choke that
KEK
> yurop rugby
>>66379628
\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/o\o/
>>66379662
they look a little better than the tahs so far this year imo.
>>66379663
I'd be pretty happy if it didn't happen actually
blinq obvs havent watched the hugecock supercut
>>66379676
very yurop.
>>66379688
I'd like this to be a gif with circles counting the number of players
>8 man overlap
>go yourself
kill yourself perenara
Fuck I didn't get my tips in because SuperPoo fucked up
Holy shit it's Zangief!
>>66379696
i tipped the canes by 50
Why is Ian Smith a rugby commentator?
>>66379662
Nah dude I don't think the Rebels are shit.
I mean they've been winning games, but the Rebels haven't had a game this year the made me think they're a great team.
I mean they barely scraped past the Reds (pre Graham getting dumped).
>>66379684
>not Godlike
Shit app
>>66379708
The same reason why Nisbo is occasionally a cricket commentator I guess
>>66379708
What happened lad did he do something? I turned this shit off
>>66379721
Yeah, he talked. That's bad enough.
this music is fucking infuriating please make a decision
C H O K E S
H
O
K
E
S
Will this game be the Kings first ladder points?
>>66379726
whats with your irrational and frankly obsessive hate of Based Smithy lad?
>>66379719
He was a Black Cap.
Smitty knows his shit, he can hang.
>>66379736
Yep. The Kongs are the only team so fare to not have any points at all.
The Hurrrichokes can't stop choking
LOOK AT ZANGIEF GO!
YES HURRICANES GOAT HURRICANES GOAT
GIVE US THE TROPHY NOW
Based HurriGOATs
/rug/ on pooicide watch
>>66379782
AMS on elite intellectual watch
>THERE'S THE CANES WE KNOW
Based Sumo with his elite, muscular, and intelligent commentary banter
why does this stadium keep playing that showroom music
>>66379789
it fits the HURRICANES, HURRICANES
>Apologies for the bad language you may have heard there
ayy lmao
>this is boring lets see what the broncucks are doing
>choking in the last second for the 2nd week in a row
>brisbane sports
>>66379710
true, though they played really well against the moonies in Japan, no?
>6 nations was good this year
Apologies for any bad language you may have heard
>>66379743
>Kongs
i like this meme
>>66379613
>42-20
You were close lad.
>>66379810
>42
kek
KEK
>>66379810
>(You)
>>66379802
Did one of the commentators say that?
kek
it was the worst since 2012.
>>66379815
>(Me)
>>66379814
>>66379815
>(you)
GOATICANES
>>66379814
>>66379815
(You)
LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN! LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!LE SCORE FROM A FAVOURABLE BOUNCE MAN!
>>66379823
>>66379822
>>66379821
>(you and me)
Is Mel the worst interviewer in world rugby?
>>66379833
She's up there.
Brumbies are literally the best team in the league and they will win to blow the fuck out of Poo Peelanders, Saffas, Nips and Argies
>>66379833
she's also the ugliest token female too
>>66379844
That's ugly to you?
Time to come out of the closet m8
>>66379841
>losing to the poormers
you cant make this shit up
>>66379848
Not him, but I can never stop looking at that mole
>>66379857
>>66379857
>Not him, but I can never stop looking at that mole
If you can't stop looking at her that means she's attractive, yes?
>>66379848
nah but she's the gold standard of hot token bitches the kiwis should be employing
Looks like it's the shit time of night where the poopeelians have come out of the woodwork to spout unintelligent and obese opinions.
>>66379841
Highlanders will deal to them.
> people making All Blacks XV for wales
> not one mention of Taufua
Post underrated players /rug/ ;___;
>>66380115
wrong pic
still works though
>>66380115
Taufua has no international experience.
Crockett
Coles
Franks
Retallick
Kaino
Cane
Read
Nugget
Cruden
Savea
Ngatai
Fagitoa
Naholo
Bender
Moody
Taylor
Faumuina
Tuipulotu
Luatua
Kerr-Barlow
Barrett
Crotty/Skudder
>>66380203
>>66380115
Forgot Sam '60 Metres' Whitelock
>>66380203
> no international experience
Loads of players will get their first call ups this year. A utility backrow and a like for like replacement for Read are required in the next 4 years.
Reads replacement could be Dixon or Taufua
>>66380220
The coaches wont throw a player with no international experience into the starting XV.
All the candidates have that experience. The debuts will come from the bench.
>>66375147
just rocking up to say that this is a good post
>>66380203
Has Buckman been good this year? I haven't seen any Landers games
>>66380711
he ded ;_________;
along with skudder and naholo
>>66380711
Buckman picked up an injury in a pre-season game against Racing 92 Metro.
I think he tore some shoulder ligaments.
>>66380729
Damn...
I was hoping for a Buckman-Fekitoa partnership to develop this year like Nonu-Smith
>>66380740
Fekitoa and Nonu are very different players and not just because they have different numbers on their backs (Fekitoa is 13)
>>66380740
The coaches don't want players with no international caps in the starting team. It will be Ngatai, Fagitoa or Crotty, Fagitoa.
Buckman is a hot favourite for me, over Cut out Pass Moala.
>>66380768
Ngatai at 12 and Fekitoa at 13. If the selectors trust two coconuts in the midfield
Fekitoa to lead the defensive backline and given free license to leave the line to close down and target individual players. Like Jamie Roberts for Wales
Ngatai to operate as primary second receiver and will run a few plays. Dont know how good his pass is but its gonna have to be world class to play 12 in the current set up.
>>66380761
It doesn't have to be the exact same type of partnership, just one that works.
>>66380203
Luatua won't make the bench imo. They'll have Dixon there.
I reckon it will be Crotty-Fekitoa to start with (muh experience) but ngatai/moala will take over by the EOYT.
Shame Buckman is injured and Ranger looks well past his best.
>>66380203
We probably won't beat that team in the summer but the lions sure as hell could. Weakest looking ABs for years.
>>66380826
Ngatai is a Maori. Ngatai can distribute well, he's got a good boot and he picks his moments. He also competed in the junior Olympics for the 100 metre dash. He squares up on defence and he is consistent on defence.
It's a good combination.
Feki pilfers, hits hard on defence and make barn storming runs. Ngatai marks his man, takrs him down. He can also split defences, run the whole field, tactical kick, and diatribute.
>>66381152
NH delusion will never die, will it
>>66381100
Luatua missed out on the WC due to surgery. He is the form blindside this year, can cover 8 and 5 and he is a weapon in the line out.
>>66381189
Weak as shit front row, especially when you consider how strong the NH is in that area right now.
Godly second row tbfair
Pretty weak backrow, Read is lame nowadays, Cane is not better than Warburton or SOB. Kaino is good.
Good halfbacks
Back three will be godly again once Skudder is back
Centres are untested and don't look anywhere near as composed as Nonu/Smith
NZ will be looking to lose 2-1 to this lions team
15- Hogg
14- Watson
13- Joseph
12- Roberts
11- North
10- Biggar
9- Webb
8- Vunipola
7- Warburton
6- O'Brien
5- Kruis
4- Jones
3- Nel
2- Hartley
1- McGrath
16- Best
17- Vunipola
18- Brookes
19- Itoje
20- Tipuric
21- Murray
22- Sexton
23- Halfpenny
>>66381507
Good team. Shame you're playing the All Blacks.
>>66381666
>he doesn't have the lions BOOKED™ for a 2-1 series win
>"I've put on a bit of weight especially during my retirement," chuckled Goode. "The shirts are getting tighter.
best lad
>>66381181
Cool, thats what I would start with anyway
Will have a look at Ngatai tomorrow. it's only the Force so not expecting a huge game but will check his consistency and general decision making
>>66381776
I look forward to your opinion. Always good to have an opinion from the North. It's a fresh set of eyes.
>>66381936
I watch way more SH rugby anyway desu and Chiefs are my team anyway. Got me into Superrugby in the 2012/13 seasons.
>>66380115
Morne Steyn
No one here rates him which then makes me overrate him :(
>>66381961
wew lad
Steynposting is only slightly better than TrinhDucspam
Kiwis are asleep, post overrated All Blacks
>>66382043
Bitch you should've said Messam.
>>66382043
> I didnt watch rugby in 2013
>>66382043
>>Cruden overrated
Seriously?
>>Was the flyhalf for the U20 RWC champions team
>>Co-captain of Chiefs side that won 2peat SR championships 2012-2013
>>Flyhalf for the undefeated All Blacks side in 2013
>>66382171
Average fly-half carried by strong teams comes to mind.
>>66382043
We've never lost a game with him in the starting XV
Worst with him starting was a draw against Australia in 2014.
>>66382303
I'll take Wilkinson for 100
>>66382328
>be so good the coach builds the team around your playstyle
>kick the winning drop goal in a world cup final
>generally viewed as one of the greatest fly halfs to ever play the game
>well respected pundit and future coach
>zero cancer cells in his body
Friday results, please. Oceania timezones are fuckful for me.
I'm literally autistic
>>66383070
you must fit pretty well
trully an strayan born cunt
>>66383054
we use english around here m8
>>66382043
More like underrated teebeeaitch
>Muh Bogan Barrett
>Muh Sopooaga
Just when you thought two opensides was a meme, Cardiff Blues will be using 3 (three) opensides in their backrow this weekend.
6- Ellis Jenkins
7- Sam Warburton
8- Josh Navidi
so your chillin in da club and suddenly these guys come up and legally pilfer your gf at the breakdown. What do you do?
>>66384859
I bet you could smash Hooper in the face with a baseball bat and he wouldn't feel a thing.
>>66384914
smashed ur mum in the fanny with my willy and she didn't feel a thing haha...
>>66384696
>Cardiff Blues
are these guys some sucursal from the Blues? Who are they? Do they matter?
>>66385376
Would literally draw with Aucklel Blues in a gritty 9-9 draw.
>>66380203
>crockett
no
rather have moody start
>>66382051
why does hamish mckay suck his dick so much?
even vito is better
Munster 47
Zebre 0
Cardiff 56
Treviso 8
Why do we put up with this Italian trash in our league?
>>66387192
Boosts the confidence of garbage teams like Cardiff and Munster
>>66382303
Seriously, you can't expect to carry an under-performing team member and expect to win against test matches after test matches.
Cruden is a midget pulling his weight along with the rest of them. And it should be noted that his defense channel is secure.
>claiming cruden is overrated
>having not watched him murder the Irish
>>66390325
Literally anybody can do that though. I could play 10 and we would beat Ireland.
>>66390325
>rating someone based on how he played against ireland
lel
Tho i do agree about Cruden
Crudo
I made the mistake of going shopping today lads.
Bunnings was fucked.
Briscoes was fucked.
Pak N Save was a fucking warzone.
way to ruin it argies
>>66390676
Damnit just about to head to the Countdown
>>66390676
Fuck, I need to go down to supercheap, and also get some gas for the mower. Leave it till last minute then?
>>66391287
My Pak N Save is in Mt Albert, which is infested with chinese, curries and other varieties of shitskins. They seemed to ALL be at the supermarket. If I'd driven another 5min to countdown, it would've been fine.
>>66390325
he had a pretty bad game against ireland in 2013 desu. So did Dagg and it was Nonu's worst ever game in black.
made them his bitch in 2012 though.
>>66381507
>Nel
>O'Brien
>Warburton
>Webb
>Biggar
>Roberts
>Joseph
>Best
>Mako Vunipola
>Itoje
>Tipuric
>Murray
Loving every laugh. All blacks by 20 in every game.
>pak n save
>countdown
sure is povo in here
the ABIism in this thread is, quite frankly, pathetic
sad, sad ( ._.)
>>66393743
Look who has finally finished his chores and is spending some good boy points on /rug/!
>>66393844
go to bed
>>66393844
>43-20
>>66391199
ironing my 3 wolves and moon shirt ready for the 9pm moonies game
>>66385867
Hamish Mackay is full of shit.
wait monday's a public holiday so why the fuck are reds playing in the afternoon instead of comfy night weather
>>66391199
>the locals should be banned from watching the game so i can watch in on TV
how about no
i also want to complain about your timezone
>>66395785
is it a holiday in Queensland?
also maybe TV times for Europe
>>66396363
It's on at 10.30am Sunday morning here.
Perfect.
>>66396762
i believe >we should play at the comfy time of 9 PM, so you watch the game and then go and eat dinner.
Whats would that be for you?
>>66396816
1pm.
You don't really want rugby players playing at 9pm though.
>>66396816
7:30pm is the preferred kickoff time, because then you eat dinner from 9:30pm. Only sperg-lord countries start dinner after 10:30.
Speaking from experience as well - I've lived in Spanish speaking countries for 3 years and it wears real fucken thin tbqh.
>>66397033
>after 10 30
here its from 9 till 12 that people may start eating dinner, when going out you eat later, the time i was in murrika and ate at someone elses house i always felt like shit the next day, i don't get the need to treat dinner as something that should be taken care of as fast as possible
>>66396816
>9 pm
Are thou insane?
>>66396816
>>66397033
wot
anglo way is dinner between 6 - 8
>>66397097
anglo dinner tastes like shit too from my experience
We eat from 9 at the earliest, launch it's the same, today went to eat with my father an easter meal and got to the restaurant at almost 3pm, it was packed full and took till 4 until some table were empty with no one on the queue, btw tea time it's from 6 to 8 here
>>66397049
Yea definitely - 'murica seems to treat the evening meal as sustenance that must be consumed between 5-6pm, rather than a sit down event.
Was living in Valencia and we ate at 8pm at the earliest as we were at the very edge of Central European Time, so a 6pm in Germany would feel like a 4pm in Spain.
Siesta was another factor that pushed back dinner time, no one wants to work in 40 degrees of heat in the middle of the day, so work finishes later for one.
>>66396596
yeah it is. I think all our times are pretty shit for europe
I prefer 7:30 matches because I can finish dinner before the match
Breakfast: 6:00 - 8:00
Lunch: 12:00 - 13:00
Dinner: 19:00 - 20:00
>>66397149
sensible
>>66397149
This is pretty standard.
>>66397122
so when you wake up do you not have your weetbix and coffee until 11am?
dont you cunts get hungry?
>>66397148
what
kek
damn
what you eat?
>>66397149
My life and
Breakfast: 6:00 - 7:00
Lunch: 13:00 - 15:00
Tea: 18:00 - 20:00
>>66397172
Read up in this same post, breakfast is almost like tea but with more bread and less cookies
Dinner: 21:00 - 00:00
>>66397184
>got cut
Breakfast: 6:00 - 7:00
Lunch: 13:00 - 15:00
Tea: 18:00 - 20:00
Dinner: 21:00 - 00:00
>>66397184
Usually I eat breakfast at 6:00 because my job. When weekends, holidays and vacations, 8:00 or later).
And no tea in any meal. Team coffee here.
>>66397194
>4 meals
greedy cunts.
>>66397200
Tea time is whatever you wanna drink, coffee etc, plus cookies, bread, sweets all that
>>66397211
that's standard here
>>66397194
>>66397184
>eating that much
6am first breakfast
8am second breakfast
10am morning tea
11am elevensies
12pm brunch
2pm lunch
3pm afternoon tea
5pm cocktails
6pm tea
7pm dinner
9pm supper
11pm elevensies
12am midnight snack
>>66397225
tea is only slightly above snack and mostly because lunch is small and lighter
>>66397239
I could believe this if you're poly
>>66397184
>>66397194
how the fuck do you sleep when you have a nosh at midnight?
>>66397239
noice
>>66397239
saaaaaaaaaaam
>>66397256
in my case i dont
but normal people here just lies the head against the pillow and goodnight
>>66397239
Have thou gastritis?
introducing rugby to nigeria when
Are you Argeniglets mad that Cubelli has given up playing for the Pumas to play for the Bumboys?
>>66397304
would be fun af tb very h
>>66397304
And no deaths. A lesson to England.
>tfw no relevant rugby in Malta
>>66397306
they are literally giving us one extra SR spot to put a youngster and develop him in the jaguares, so more gratefull than anything
>>66397332
Lad I'm Maltese
Believe me that there is nothing of value on that island
>>66397341
Okay but I'm pretty sure he can't play for the Pumas until he goes back to Argentina
Wouldn't you rather your best players were available?
>>66397390
He can play as long hes in SR, the only lose here was fucking imhoff
Who /unbeaten/ here?
NOT SO FAST, EVERYONE ELSE
>>66397402
Ah okay, that is alright then
I assume Imhoff stayed in Europe for shekels? Is he coming back?
>>66397423
>I assume Imhoff stayed in Europe for shekels?
He gave an excuse but yeah
>Is he coming back?
in theory at the end of his contract, but the extra shekels will push him to sign a renewal
Chiefs or Force lads?
>>66397467
queefs
>>66397467
The Poorce won't win a single game without Lance and he is gone for 6 weeks
>>66397467
Draw.
>>66397496
0-0?
Jeff on pooicide watch
>>66397356
not even loose bitches?
>>66397503
65-65 in what will be later described as an all-time GOAT /srug/ match.
>>66397423
i imagine a lot of players would prefer shekels to being able to play international the year after a world cup, imhoff and cubelli would probably rock up to the jags in 2018
>>66397412
whats your gimmick lad
>>66397534
all-time WOAT defense more like
I'm a notorious faggot who voted for the leaf flag.
>>66397558
Lies, meme triangles or gtfo
>>66397558
>>66397612
thanks for not forcing me to look at any of those shit designs in /rug/ lads
>>66397558
>>66397612
(you)
>>66397631
would have had to get 4chanx just to filter you 2bh
>>66397641
Accept Red Peak as your lord and savior.
Will Key stop wearing that pin now?
>>66397703
Here's my submission.
>>66397717
that's a big kiwi
>>66397703
Probably not. I work for a govt dept and wore an american pin for nearly 4 months on my suit before anyone said anything.
>>66397722
uuuuu
>>66397738
head of government might be held to different standards
>>66397486
Nah
They'd probably beat the Kings if they sent out a team of ball boys
>>66397467
Prediction
Queefs 32 - 13 Farce
There is only 2 ways this game is going to go
1. Force drag it into a drop ball shit fight and lose by 10 points
2. Force get a hiding from the start
>>66397412
>Deds in last place
What a surprise
>>66397402
Argiebro, what happened to Montero?
He got injured before the WC & now he's disappeared.
REV UP THOSE CHAINSAWS LADS
>>66397722
Small wallaby actually.
>>66397805
Woop woop.
Poorfag wels network here
>>66397826
Where is the new big screen they just installed? Is it much of an improvement?
>>66397832
Yeah certainly. All of the preroll video is this cringey greenscreen bullshit.
>>66371832
Is he throwing or catching that Hot Cross Bun?
Reminder
F O R C E
| | | | |
S H I T !
Force = Shit
>>66397803
Should be fully recovered around these days, but will be stuck playing lower level games for at least a month more since he hasn't played a minute since the WC
>>66397861
We didn't need the confirmation of this. Thrn again, we lost to the lions.
>please miserable my end life dx
Fuck batmanstreams
They were easily the best rugby stream site for a long while but now they are complete garbage. Unreliable streams that aren't even the right channel more often than not.
I'll be stealing my rugby elsewhere from now on
>>66397876
throw me where pls, im also lost af
>first try by chiefs in the half
>"whoop there it is!"
How is this still a thing?
>>66397884
new zealand is culturally still in the 90s
>>66397876
>>66397881
Why the fuck aren't you using livetv.sx/en ?
>>66397888
i see nothing bad with it
any time gone by is better than today
>>66397891
thx
>>66397891
This is actually the website I've started using more often. Found it during the RWC i think
>>66397888
I wait for the day I get to soundboard one of these things. Play actually good and relevant music.
Holy shit all of the greenscreed preroll is cringe
>>66397888
90s were dank af.
2010s culture is pure garbage.
>>66397902
>strayan footy
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajajajajajajajsjajjasjasjasjasjasjasjasj
UNA VELA
QUE PICARDIA
Y YO ACA SIN PUNTINES
>>66397902
You think they'd sponsor Aussie cricket.
>tfw we steal your land and make you do some meanial bullshit
>>66397934
that'd be like coke sponsoring their own bottles
>>66397935
>Make
Looking in a maoris general direction is enough to get a haka going
>>66397935
literally cucked
>>66397936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9AB6WJMla4
>>66397854
He is passing the bun. Not "throwing"
Going to actually look at the field now. Will comment on meme tier bullshit. I will not reply.
That's Farce jersey is a total mess.
>>66397955
>every nz sportsteam doing a haka
embarrassing tbqh
>specsavers
Still cracks me up
>>66398006
the fact they aren't yellow and black still triggers me to this day
>>66398024
How?
If I hear one more diluted spec savers "joke" I'm going to get stomach ulcers
>>66398042
Why would they be yellow and black ?
>>66398006
>Farce
Pretty clever desu
>>66398058
WA state colours
cane is a brutal tackler
>>66398068
That's fair then.
>>66398058
State colours. NSW and Vic are already blue.
Farce don't look that bad.
>>66397631
Based GOAT peak lads.
NZ was not ready. But let it be known that this flag is our future.
Getting counter ruck friendly fire when placing the ball looks a lot more painful than the tackle itself more often than not
>>66398102
it red peaked too early
>chiefs
>>66398102
Your mum got the red peak last night, son.
>>66398092
and ACT
>>66398068
Is it really needed? The Jaguares share their colours with no province here, not even Buenos Aires which is where they have been playing the home games
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Argentine_flags#First-level_administrative_divisions
how the fuck
8 FUCKING OFFLOADS.
WHAT.
was there a forward pass?
Farcical
MCKENZIE
CRUDEN
LOWE!
WEBBER!
CRUDEN!
MCKENZIE!
TRYYYYYYYYY
Out at dinner lads
>Smugkenzie
>>66398156
Then put your phone down and pay attention to the people you're with you rude cunt.
>>66398124
Yes because Super Rugby teams are provincial and not clubs, and because when the Force entered the comp, the Brumbies, Tahs, Blues, Highlanders, Bulls, and Stormers all wore blue
If there was a second Argentina team where would it be based?
>>66398173
Pop and resources alone it would be Cordoba, however Rosario's bid wouldn't be easily ignored as they have been considerably stronger than Cordoba in the National Provinces Tournament lately
Chiefs looking lethal.
>>66398173
Montevideo :^)
>>66398173
They need to just adopt Duendes RC I don't care how good they are. They have a kkk hood/Ghost as their club emblem that's enough for me.
>>66398194
lacking defensively though
>>66398195
The Uruguayan province has never been able to get not even in the last 16 in the provincial tournament and are poorer than Tucuman
Yes, they actually play in our provincial tournament
>>66398198
No
No clubs will be disbanded or changed from their original status as that would be killing part of our Rugby tradition
Fuck off
Also Newman has a goddamn Lion
>>66398198
>2spooky
can anyone else hear these fucking kids getting picked up on the mic.
>>66398194
Would you say that you're looking Cheethal?
>>66398214
>>66398198
they arent ghosts, as the name fucking implies, they are a Dwarf from our stories
>>66398224
No, I wouldn't.
>>66398198
>TALA R.C.
kek
New York Burgers when
>>66398195
Well it won't happen anytime soon but if in say 10 years time they added another 1 possibly 2 Argie teams, a U R A Gay team and maybe a BSA team you could have an Americas conference
>>66398228
Malevolent ghost dwarf?
>>66398169
Based daniel putting me in my place.
absolutely worthless on defence kek
This is why no Chiefs should be in the All Blacks
>Ngatai
>McKenzie
>muh razzle dazzle
Jeez what a fkn mess.
> ngatai
>>66398242
jesus christ
>>66398243
They are a bit of everything, but they are mostly childish, sometimes so childish they don't realize the gravity of the situation and end up killing people.
There are a shit ton of supposed videos of them going around, in one you can see them cutting a tree and letting it fall on a stable suppossedly killing a race horse kek
>>66398261
Based as fuck.
That's my Argie team then.
>>66398242
>uragay
>brasill
what
do you know where do they even stand?
There is no way they can produce not even one player that can play the level when they lose against our 3rd team that is full of players that couldn't do it
Crisp and fresh new thread
>>66398274
>>66398274
>>66398274
not so smug now are you
>>66398251
They can't put Ngatai in the ABs, surely.
>>66398269
most say that a rival group payed a bunch of midgets to do it and make it look like the dwarves did it kek
>>66398293
Poor little buggers
>>66398278
Didn't even mention brazil t b h
as for America, they were even talking about putting an expansion team there in the last TV deal so it'll happen eventually just for the shekels irrespective of talent
>>66398319
whats bsa then? Thought it was huezil
>>66398319
it would get full of argie rejects just like Sunwolves would is of NZ and Pacific islanders rejects
Also im 100% it wouldn't be Uragay or Huezil just because it wouldn't any shekels
>>66398337
fuck im sleepy already
>it would get full of argie rejects just like Sunwolves is of NZ and Pacific islanders rejects
>Also im 100% it wouldn't be Uragay or Huezil just because it wouldn't bring any shekels
