Super /rug/ Weekend - Round Five
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>Friday 25 March
Hurricanes 42 - 20 Kings
>Saturday 26 March
19:35 Chiefs v Force, Waikato Stadium, Hamilton
21:40 Rebels v Highlanders, AAMI Park, Melbourne
23:50 Sunwolves v Bulls, Singapore National Stadium, Singapore
>Sunday 27 March
2:00 Cheetahs v Brumbies, Free State Stadium, Bloemfontein
4:05 Sharks v Crusaders, Kings Park, Durban
TBC Jaguares v Stormers, José Amalfitani Stadium, Buenos Aires
18:05 Reds v Waratahs, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
BYES: Blues, Lions.
> not backing the Duende Ghostdwarves
awoo
3rd for Deundes RC
>>66398285
Pretty sure the english translation would be an Imp rather than a dwarf
>>66398285
Duendes should stay where they are to keep cucking Buenos Aires' teams off the national championship
>There are Waikato bogans here right now
kek
>le kick away possession meme
Is James Lowe AB material?
>>66398292
THE SPONSORSHIP COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH COOLER
Who /duendes/ here?
>>66398316
i dicked a girl whose brother plays there
>>66398312
He was in the frame for selection last year, but kind of shit the bed right before the AB squad was announced (Highlanders vs Chiefs preliminary final)
Pecking order at the time of announcement seemed to go Smith > Savea > Dagg > Piutau > Jane > Naholo > Milner-Skudder > Moala > Lowe > Osbourne
Of course it didn't end up that way because of injury/form/piutau being a sellout.
がんばれねええええええええ!
LE BASED JAPANESE MAN
LEEEEEEEEEIIIIIITCCCCCHHHHHH!
>hick elliot
>>66398312
I think he has some sort of arthritis so his career might be pretty short
>when you KNOW you're that good
That reverse switch pass is the sexiest thing in rugby
>>66398347
With Naholo and NMS injured I'd like to see him get a cap against Wales
>>66398397
>Not a clean line break
>>66398386
when you know you're getting pussy no matter what
>AH HELL NO SUMO WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>>66398312
Hard to say, he's pretty big and fast, shown some moments of brilliance and seems to be keen to find work.
But competition for an AB wing spot is extremely tough
NAB desperately need a new ad or I'm switching banks
Whats BSA lads?
>>66398402
The 'lol fuck it, its Wales XV'
1. Faumina
2. Coles
3. Moody
4. Luatua
5. Retallick
6. Dixon
7. Gibbons
8. Taufua
9. Webber
10. Barrett
11. Lowe
12. Ngatai
13. Fekitoa
14. Mcnichol
15. Mckenzie
Missus made me pad thai for dinner.
I'm quite happy.
>>66398434
Big
Strong
Argie
>>66398434
Brazil
>>66398434
satirical
Big Strong American(s)
I can kick balls between sticks.
>>66398437
>14. Mcnichol
Absolutely disgusting, he will never get near the ABs even for a joke cap off the bench for 2mins
>>66398449
Daily reminder Brazil beat the USA in rugby. KEK.
>>66398437
im feeling a 'ben smith on the wing' selection to be honest
>>66398437
I would trial one of the Ioane brothers in that team, but pretty worthwhile line-up you got there
Is Damian McKenzie, dare I say it, the king of /rug/?
>>66398469
I'd toss its salad.
>>66398485
Nobody can replace based Tanaka-senpai
>>66398485
>>66398491
we need an au/artistic /rug/ poster to do a smug pepe version
>>66398491
> when youre out with the squad and its your turn to get roasted get roasted and you thinking of all the counter roasts youll do
> XDDDDDDDD
> XDDDD
does new lambtonbro still post here?
Whos going to be /sanfrancisco/ now that the accused but proven not guilty sexual offender Mils Miliaina has signed?
my fucking kid keeps pretending to know shit lads
might have to smack him around a bit
>>66398485
King of /smug/ perhaps.
>>66398525
Sounds like you need to fuck off to /afl/ then "friend"
>>66398525
nobody pisses in their own mouth here lad
>>66398525
you'll have to first describe the culture and personality of collingwood or just hope that the melburnian is about
>>66398525
>AFL
Please don't watch our sport.
quick
fucking
hands
TRYYYYYYYYYYY
CHIIIIIEEEEEEEEFFS
>>66398541
tahs and crusaders attract a lot of ire
Winger knocked that on, maybe?
That try was a mess.
Here's a coffee. It's weak.
Chiefs razzle dazzle.
BANG BANG INTO DA ROOOM
FLOODGATES
>>66398559
Bang bang cancerous song!
>>66398525
Just don't pick a NZ team. Thanks.
>>66398541
This. Stormers, Bulls or Sharks work too.
> chiefs locks now stepping
>>66398562
>NZ's hottest dance crew
>>66398525
Tahs
>>66398567
I thought the Bulls are a bit less mongrel compared to the Stormers and Sharks?
>>66398556
>Coffee
>at the rugby
>at 830pm
Fuckwit
>>66398556
Call that nigger in front of you "ropehead" for me.
>>66398583
its 8:40pm mate
>>66398582
Maybe now but before they had Victor "metal arm" Matfield and Dean Greyling.
I'm a Brumbies fan and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>66398596
Good choice.
Get a trip too, so we can filter you.
>>66398596
Waratah is a red flower and the state flower but NSW sporting colours are blue
>>66398610
just filter all murrikans, literally worst than huezilians at the sport
Should the Poorce be moved to Western Sydney?
It's ridiculous that a city with a population bigger than New Zealand only has 1 team and the Western market is basically completely untapped because the Tards are an Eastern Subs club
Infrastructure will also be there because they are expanding Parramatta stadium
>>66398586
I don't like dying.
>>66398596
don't support my team mr bsa
>>66398622
Don't worry lad. These cretins are obsessed with pseudo trips.
If you wver need some trolling tips, dont hesitate to hit me up
>>66398634
Should be the Western Sydney Brumbies t.b.h.
>>66398634
the sydney caliphate is too poor to support a rugby team
GET HIM OFF THE FIELD
DISGUSTING
>>66398643
Fuck you too
cruden super duper
P U L U
U
L
U
TRY!
>>66398606
Brumbies are based m8.
>>66398606
bumdisease
>>66398634
WA is mainly an AFL state anyway. So at least we know the Force are pretty passionate players to be there.
fook me
try of the season
>>66398664
nice
Crudz doesn't look bad. Till he has to kick a penalty/conversion that is.
>>66398667
they're there because they wanted to live in brisbane
>>66398674
Kicking goals is for yurocucks
NGAAAAAAAAAATTTTAAAAAAAAAAAI
NGATAAAAAAAAIII
the lack of smug is disturbing
FLOODGATES
SETAGDOOLF
BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL BASKETBALL
execute australian rugby
I fucking hate the force
SMUCKENZIE
That was wank tackling. Well taken though
Alright seriously, that idiot Force player who got sent off owes his team post-match beer for the rest of the season
t. farce
>tfw just browsed /nrl/
Fuck me. I could have ended up like them if I was born into a poor family
They call him beaver because he ate so much pussy after kicking the WC penalty he could gnaw down any tree
BEAVGOAT
>>66398634
maybe not the force, but a new team out west would be good. no cunt out here wants to follow the tards especially with their attitude of not playing any games here
>>66398734
that doesn't make sense
BEAVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlwuZtscThY
FARCE
KEK
> I'm the next big thing
slow people need to be executed for attempting run away intercepts
Should've backed himself, Lowe probably can't make it, and it was worth trying to fend McKenzie
>>66398756
I can't wait for the next generation of kickers to be pulling trademark faces
What happened to Nick Cummins? I thought he was coming back
>>66398768
he was cummins but now hes goings
>>66398765
I like that pommy lad who tracks the ball's flight with his eyeballs. Classic.
Looks like Chiefs are set to make the play-offs again. What do you guys reckon, will they claim the championship this year?
>>66398768
isn't he doing something with the olympic team
>>66398768
He was good when /rug/ rated him. Then leddit got him and now hes shit
Is Nick Cummins related to his brother Pat Cummins?
>>66398756
This guy is a fuckwit, can't kick at all.
>>66398782
This.
stephen GODnald does it again lads
the chiefs owe him the game to be honest
>>66398768
I think he's still in Europe or Japan, he's gotta pay the family medical bills
>>66398768
He must have negotiated for some time off with his next contract now he is coming back to try get in to the Olympics sevens team.
Nick Cummins in late Olympics push
Published 23 March 2016 (AEDT)
RUGBY SEVENS: Colourful Wallabies winger Nick Cummins is making an audacious bid for Olympic selection after completing his first training session with Australia's rugby sevens team in almost six years.
"There was a bit of black smoke but we got it done," Cummins told AAP after surviving a gruelling two-hour workout with the Thunderbolts on Wednesday.
The "Honey Badger" is now hoping to make a bee-line for Rio in August but accepts he's leaving his run late following his return from a playing stint in Japan.
Cummins last featured in Australia's sevens program at the 2010 Commonwealth Games in Delhi but says he craves a comeback and shot at gold-medal glory.
"The environment that sevens breeds is awesome," he said.
"With a smaller squad, all the boys are tight and there's a real feeling in the squad of not wanting to let anyone down."
Cummins is available for the last four rounds of the World Sevens Series and hopes to get a chance to impress coach Andy Friend in Hong Kong from April 8-10.
"If not Hong Kong, then definitely the round after that in Singapore," he said.
"In Sevens, fitness is crucial and it's going to come down to how quickly my body gets in shape.
"The last two rounds are in Paris and London and I hope to get on the burst by then."
Cummins was encouraged by his performance in particular in some sapping interval runs to complete Wednesday's session in Sydney.
"I didn't finish first but I didn't finish last," he said.
McGOATzie should be the starting AB fullback.
Bin Shit on pooicide watch
>>66398794
Left it a bit late to go for that imo. Not long until Rio and a lot of the squad would be settled now.
Going to need to kill it in Hong Kong.
>>66398800
Cummins, with 15 Test caps to his name, could well receive his big opportunity to showcase his credentials as a direct replacement for fellow Wallabies winger Henry Speight.
Speight was a member of Australia's 12-man squad that secured the bronze medal at the Canada Sevens this month but is expected to be out of action for eight weeks and may need surgery for a bone fracture above his eye.
The Fiji-born flyer suffered the injury when he collided heads with Brumbies teammate Christian Lealiifano during his team's Super Rugby loss to the Stormers in Cape Town on Saturday.
>>66398722
who? Michael Foley you mean?
>>66398805
I'd say he's earned himself a call for the ABs training squad this year.
>I even convert my own tries, is there anything I CAN'T do
HATTRICK
this ngatai lad is alright
yh starting all black
>>66398820
>Michael Foley unironically has a lower win % than Richard Graham
>the farce
JUST
S M U G
M
U
G
lmao and to think in american sports you actually get shit for "running up the score"
Thank god the Force have all those second rate saffas instead of young NRC talent. That would just be embarrassing.
GOATPHEN GODNALD
Literally a farce.
>>66398840
that's a nice stream
>Still a whole night of rugby ahead
My body is ready
Glad I got up for that one. Great tries and Chiefs could win it if they sort out a kicker.
Ngatai is a seriously good player. Didn't see him miss a tackle, very educated boot and obviously can score tries for fun. If you guys dont want him I'm sure there's a bench position in Scotland available for him ;)
Thought the 6 played well. Sanders? Whats his story
Reminder that Damian Mckenzie was literally in the same class at Cunt's College as /rug/'s own Daniel and Autistic Memespouter
>>66398870
>implying Lamont won't get the 23 jersey ahead of him
>>66398852
That's what your mum said last night, son. I think that's what she said anyway, it was pretty gargley.
Back at the game with the slightly stained leather slipons.
[spoiler] how badly are we going to lose?
>>66398870
>Chiefs could win it
Unfortunately they only get to play the Force and the Kings once each
>>66398875
Yuck. Daniel's a good lad but original AMS is another smug fuck who I'd bash without pause.
>>yfw it's leg day, your legs feel shit so you'll just spend the rest of the evening in a blanket on a couch watching rugby
feels good
>>66398894
Probably 7 tries to 3 tbqh.
>no Tongia
JAMIE JOSEPH OUT
>>66398894
Who knows Rebels are a bit like the French of Super Rugby and play well against anybody or absolutely shit against anybody
>>66398856
And griget!
>>66398870
He had a blinder for sure.
Four tries ffs.
>>66398902
Reminder that AMS is not the same person as the 'poosonality' namefagging as "GOATistic Elitespouter"
offering tickets to the euros in france should be considered attempted murder
>>66398914
>implying its not dependant on whether jordy reid can fuck sluts for 80 minutes
>>66398908
D R O P P E D
>>66398927
Hence I wrote original ams
/I_I\
..|..
./\.
just farted lads
Do you kiwi lads have a 4 day long weekend?
>>66398840
Living meme lads.
>>66398936
t. Statscunt
>>66398944
Does everywhere in Aus have a 4 day weekend?
>>66398948
poopspouter on stillborn narrative watch
>>66398944
Yep. Cheers JC.
>Now we can bring banking to poor illiterate idiots and mire them in debt until we can take their land
>watching bangladesh
ishygdds
>>66398950
On my google calendar at work I think Hobart has Tuesday as well but can't verify that.
>>66398959
>leaving the natives with any land to begin with
you cunts literally can't do anything right.
>>66398961
They nearly beat India m8.
>$30 on highlanders
>cheeky $10 on awoo~
Sounds about right y/n
Almost forgot
>$30 on brumbies
Lads. Going to a gig with 3 girls soon.
>>66398975
India are minnows tho.
>79 (seventy nine)
Better off playing against Super Smash team
>>66398981
Bumwolves will lose.
>>66398981
Sounds good. Bulls are favourites but I think Funwolves will take it.
>>66399005
They look shit yeah, but yonight should be a good game. I've only watched 2 WC games so far.
>>66399001
Is it daniel's band?
Sounds like it if there are only gonna be 3 girls there lmoa
Execute all Victorians.
>>66399021
>there are people who are still unironically thinking the sunweebs will win a game this season
>>66399027
SAVAGE
>>66399001
You better pack some condoms in your wallet you broccoli dick
>>66399032
Rude
>but can the highlanders do it on a cold rainy in melbourne?
Odds are yes
>>66398894
whats the crowd looking like?
What is the salary cap for SR teams?
>>66399037
They play the Kings lad.
>>66399027
Daniel's band literally has a girl guitarist
>rebels
Bunch of fucking mainstream hipster poseurs. Bunch of moustachioed poofs with sideparts m8. Fucking bash them 'landers.
>>66399037
they play the force at home and the reds tho
Easter bunny
>>66399056
Sparser than two weeks ago. Probably over 10k this time though. Member's stands deserted as usual
Mmm Easter Bunny's sidekick girl.
>>66399071
lindt bunny lad
I get the Easter Bunny but who was the girl supposed to be?
>>66399082
>extremist massacre rabbit
>>66399086
One of Tahman's victims.
>>66399058
It's union by union. South African teams don't have one. But otherwise dunno
>>66399086
Little Ho Peep
>letting your fly half wear a man-bun
Where did rugby go wrong lads?
>>66399112
>where did Australian rugby go wrong
fixd.
This is going to be a shit fight. I can feel the shit storm of knock ons scrum resets and up and unders brewing
>building a pitch on a beach
shocking
>>66399123
Trading the future of the sport for Murdoch shekels
>>66399123
>defending Malakai "the closet" Fekitoa
right o.
>Australian """"pitches""""
>groundskeeper comes on to fix field for the second time in two home games
>crowd cheer
Top kek
>>66399151
>Fagitoa mentioned
Please don't give any of the other fuckwits excuses to spam pictures of his punching bag
>>66399165
someone say slags?
>>66399169
Literally queen of rug 2bh
>>66399151
He's a real man m8.
He even bashes his missus.
>>66399179
I'd have a hoon on the chink.
>>66399179
Queen of /rug/ is hannah laity
Nice going Marto
>>66399191
Based statsbro taking one for the team
>>66399193
Gonna have to post some evidence to convince us lad
>>66399208
Posting from my phone so can't be fucked. Look up her insta. Its beaudens mrs
>>66399179
>Implying you can pick my queen
>>66399208
Butterface: the Portrait
>>66399221
Dece but not really that qt
Being in a relationship with a meme is pretty high quality for queen of /rug/ though
Does le smug wide kick man have a qt gf?
punching bag will get some use tonight lads
>>66399244
Based turd kiwi about to teach his mrs who is boss lads
>>66399208
>those thighs on far right
wahey
rest of the pic is literally Cheerleader Effect: the photo, barring 3rd from left
nice kick
>>66399244
Malakai shouldn't you be on the field right now
FUCK
cheeky try there
T R Y
R
Y
TRY!
THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMPSOOOOOOOOON!
T.ry time.
>>66399244
that's a weird nickname for your wife anon
GOAToaga
They got lucky he dropped it, but the Highlanders chase a lot better than most teams.
>>66399283
Ayy lmao
Explain to me why Soap wouldn't start at first five for the ABs ahead of Cruden.
Jamie Joesph had his HIghlanders coaching strategies for 2016 leaked online. It's a beer soaked napkin with "kick" scribbled on it
>>66399292
The world isn't ready for a brown 10
>hurr pass
Not like this.
Can't we just keep the ball?
The pitch is made of sand ffs.
>>66399292
I think it's safe to bet that Soap will get at least one starting game for the ABs this year
>>66399299
But NZ is.
>its a scrum reset episode
>>66399299
What colour is Dan carter?
>>66399149
Murdoch shekels are crucial for survival. Its the ARU's fault for not using the shekels for better grassroots
>>66399299
>being this new
Always think it's a bit harsh when the ref is telling the props it's unacceptable to keep collapsing when the pitch is crumbling to pieces like that.
9 A Smith
10 Sopoaga
11 Savea
12 Ngatai
13 Fekitoa
14 NMS
15 B Smith
That's a fucking brown backline lads.
>>66399346
skudders out lad
>>66399347
For the season?
>>66399346
Mckenzie will be the fb lad
>>66399301
Spaghetti Rebels
stream lads?
>>66399353
yes
>>66399346
If Naholo/NMS got back from injury and B Smith/Cruden got injured we would have an entirely Maori/Pacific Islander backline.
CHOKED IT
kek
>>66399362
So Naholo then.
I'd almost rather have Jane.
HOW CAN YOU BUTCHER THAT
>Flacid
Mckenzie is the Steph Curry of rugby
>>66399346
NMS is injured, and Savea needs to get back in shape
9 Smith
10 Soap
11 Lowe
12 Ngatai
13 Fekitoa
14 Osbourne
16 Ben from Accounts
I really think Osbourne deserves a chance
>>66399378
>reblels
;_; being a reblel is suffering
>>66399385
In what sense?
Bear in mind that I don't care about basketball and find your very existence irritating.
>>66399391
>le Fijian right wing meme
Why aren't Poo Peeland teams getting raided by Europe?
I don't believe they have much more money it at all than the AUS teams
>a ref that actually calls lineouts that arent straight
might buy a lotto ticket tomorrow lads
>>66399401
Mvp. Efficient scorer.
>>66399419
Raid as in poach? You know European clubs are always out to buy Oz/NZ/Islander players
>>66399419
because you don't get to play for the all blacks if you leave
>>66399452
http://www.sanzarrugby.com/superrugby/fixtures/2016-super-rugby/
should display in your times
>>66399452
at JUST o'clock in the morning
>>66399448
Even announcing that you're going to Europe fucks your chances
> piatau
>>66399452
Tommorow at like 4am m8
how do you handle it when every team you like across multiple sports loses?
>>66399391
>16
>Osbourne deserves a chance
WOBS ON BLEDISLOE WATCH
>>66399441
Yes but NZ players dot seem to be going
The Brumbies are going to be gutted next season.
>>66399448
I'm not talking about the Giteau law guys
Even guys like Toomua, Gill and Jones who are nowhere near 60 caps are going because the Yuroa are doubling their wages or more
>>66399452
At 12.30am GMT
>>66399474
>WIP Painting - Converting - Sculpting General
Is this an obscure attempt to revive the forced tradies meme?
>>66399485
Heaps do, but it's nearly always just the guys who can't crack the 23.
Some exceptions of guys leaving in their prime are Heyman and Evans.
Howlett wasn't quite in his prime but he left too early too.
>>66399485
maybe Aussies just don't have enough pride in playing for the wobs to turn it down
I feel like we should do a proper "how to pick your super /rug/ team" pasta for americans and foreigners because they always seem to pick the poosaders based on the very brief answers we give in the threads
>>66399539
>Do you want to be hated (They always do)
>Poosaders/Tahs/South Africa
done
>>66399511
naa its the title of something for /tg/
i cant fucking delete it now, after i accidently typed it into the tripfag column, instead of the thread title column.
>>66399556
what do you mean you can't delete it
>>66399539
Support the Blues if you're straight
Support anyone else if you're a faggot.
~Made by /rug/ feel free to copy paste
>>66399569
>supporting anyone
>not being a neutral
>>66399572
>not supporting your local sunwolves
>>66399539
cant pick the landers because thats a bandwagon
cant pick the chiefs because thats also a bandwagon
>anyone supporting the hurrichokes
>poos
crusaders is basically the only option
Like the seagulls flying around everywhere.
Has anyone ever hit one?
>>66399485
If you don't count the permanent migrators there have been many who played in the northern hemisphere
Kaino and Nonu has spent time in Japan, Carter has spent time in France using his sabbatical clause, Ranger went to Europe and came back this year.
There are also Rococoko and Collins who went and stayed
>>66398902
probably half the things you think posted by me weren't actually me :)
>>66399580
they get hit all the time just youtube it
>>66399539
There's a really good chart for picking a europe rugby that i meant to make a super rugby version of years ago, but i got lazy desu
>>66399539
How do you like your sports?
> I like high risk, beautiful plays and a never say die attitude
NZ teams, Tards, Jaguares, Lions
> I'm from Europe and want to stay religiously in my comfort zone. Im also scared of numbers over 15
Brumbies, Stormers, Bulls, Sharks
> I wanna tune into a cripple fight every week
Sunwolves, Cheetahs, Kings, Force
Good opener I think
>>66399577
>our
m8...
>>66399583
I'd still fucking bash you son. : )
>>66399422
Good post.
>>66399597
meanie
>>66399583
>:)
kys
gonna have to returf the entire stadium after this
No bullying in thread please lads
>that field goal attempt
Alright im pretty sure highlanders should fucking kill themselves, what utter shit
>>IT'S THE CHEEKY OLD PASS TO YOUR TEAM VIA DROP KICK OFF THE POST TACTIC
>Otago
>Southland
>relevant
>>66399590
Move Blues into the cripple fight and Crusaders into the Europe category and now it's accurate
>>66399568
so i'll remove it and post. but then i'll post something on the fly later, and forget to get rid of it, and it'll be there.
i might just change browsers, because deleting cookies doesn't do anything.
>>66399611
operating on too many levels of smugness and irony, you cannot even MATCH my sheer memery.
>I'm a total faggot
Australian team or Crusaders
>I'm a woman
Jaguares
>I'm a weeb/ neckbeard
Sunwolves
>I'm racist
RSA team
>I hate everything
Kings
>I'm based as fuck
Any NZ team bar the Crusaders
yw
>>66399569
even West was disgusted after he was forced to kick the penalty goal, rather than go for the lineout.
>>66399631
>but then i'll post something on the fly later, and forget to get rid of it, and it'll be there.
i don't think that should happen..
just delete it from the dropdown menu
>>66399635
>being ABC
Who hurt you?
How did you not grow up watching based Marshy and based Mehrts and love that team?
there was like 5 penalties in that one run of play
>huff hurr I'm a prop I can't catch
If highlanders keep this up they will bring Super Rugby back to 2007-2009 where it was nothing but up and unders unless you were within 30m. Rebels can't do shit and highlanders kicks aren't all that amazing or accurate
>>66399650
They should be disgusted with their own performance. They couldn't put away the Reds. The Reds! Umaga made the right call I reckon
Try I think?
Looked no try on first glance but slowed down heaps he didn't actually touch it did he?
>>66399635
>calling people who likes Jaguares women
>using racist negatively while hating the crusaders
Hone Tautou, please.
>>66399685
They do tend to kick more, but it's only exaggerated this match because of the wet conditions
the Rebels going with Melbourne instead of Victoria will piss me off until the end times
>>66399666
Ugh those faggots.
Goddawful.
>missing that BLATANT obstruction
>>66399685
Landers coach has seen that the Rebs have fuck all on counter and planned accordingly. Rebels havent been playing badly, just tactically outplayed
He tries this with Chiefs or Canes and he would get fucked
SUDDENLY MAGIC
>>66399485
Brumbies might not exist in a few years.
Their property deals are dodgy as fuck.
They somehow sold a piece of 6 million dollar land for 10 millions, so much so that the CEO actually rang a forensic auditor, who then rang the cops.
But seriously the Brumbies average a crowd of like 10,000 if that. yet they have like 13+ Wallabies, and another 4 or 5 more future Wallabies (vaea, butler, arnold, alaatoa, enevery etc)
Somethings very fishy with their finances for them to be able to accumulate so many good players.
>>66399722
Would be within 3-7 points if your lot hadn't butchered those 2 tries desu. Needed to pass both times.
>>The Lelbourne Reblels
>>66399666
satan sticking up for the crusaders.
it figures.
>>66399750
err make that within 10-14 points
soap on GOAT watch
Quick, kiwis are awake, post underrated All Blacks.
>>66399666
Probably bad memories of non-crusaders being overlooked for the ABs.
>>66399770
Name one memorable Corey Jane moment outside the 2011 WC
>>66399770
our scrum turned to shit the second he left
>>66399774
3 try demolition (ft. FEND) of Argentina.
That kick and chase against France.
That kick and chase against Australia
> Fekitoa ded
his qt on 'pooicide' watch tonight
>>66399797
why can't he be a good boy like folau
>>66399797
They broke up m8
We just still spam her because it creates good discussion
>>66399750
We've been kicking instead of passing and running all night m8 ^:)
Why start now lol!!!!
>>66399635
I like you.
Fuck the Crusaders.
Jesus this is morale-sapping defence
What time is left? Will the rebels score anymore points for my margin?
>>66399830
7 minutes
pretty good chance of scoring
>>66399774
Too easy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8rib6FW2mg
>>66399819
That photo is a well timed reaction shot to when Umanga got the news BOD COULDAA DOOYYYYED.
>>66399666
>creating a dynasty purely off the back of threatening the best players in the country with not being selected for the All Blacks if they didn't play for you
>>66399837
Cheers lad
>>66399859
scratch those points lad
landers defence too good
>>66399839
better image
>>66399867
>implying it was landers defence and not shit rebels passing
How to defend as a lander:
1. Offside
2. Attack the man with the rugby ball
>>66399867
Well I'm getting the BP in /rug/ but I'm woeful with my other picks, need a few margins like air
How the fuck did the Blues beat the Highlanders?
kek
back to the basics for the rebels next week
Welp this went better than expected desu, rebs had decent scrums and some moments
>>66399889
highlanders start slow
Just come in after watching the game. Who's the ozzie commentary cunt that kept on getting rebels players names wrong? Haha what a clown.
>>66399889
Highlanders played poorly, Blues played their best in a long time.
>>66399894
>4-1
>slow start
>>66399889
Blues don't lack talents, but as a team they have very erratic performances. On their good day, their backs can crack any defence.
AWOOOOO
Haha! Who's ready for some anime?
Anyone have a sunweebs bulls thread lads?
I don't support the sun wolves
>>66399986
I think you got that one backward.
>I think South Africa should have 6 teams
AWOOOO~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68I3j2luW64
>you will never live in a world with a qt3.14 South Korean super rugby team
Handsome and intelligent
>chiefs
>highlanders
Ok choices
>hurricanes
>jaguares
>sunwolves
>Most saffa teams
Shit retarded
>blues
>kings
End yourself
>cumsaders
>aussie teams
execute those responsible for singapore games
damn that stadium is empty they just need to bite the bullet and play games in Tokyo
Imagine being the only person to pick a Rebels win.
>>66400082
>literally (you)
Love yourself.
WEEEEEEEBS
BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! BULLLS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If the sun wolves can show they aren't just all bark and have a bite it will go a long way. Most of all they need to stick together as pack. But they could be in for a dog of a game against a Bulls team that knows how to get the forward pack howling.
>wolves already rekking
awoooooooo
>>66400113
Carlos please go
>>66400113
>If the sunwolves can show they aren't just all bark and have a bit they could go fur in this competition
missed opportunity t.b.h
Jian Schomann looks like a villain from a 1980s action movie.
>these qt3.14 SG girls
I fucking hate over complicated line out throws. Just throw it to the front or middle and jump first
If they were going to split games with someone surely hong kong would have made more sense
>>66400168
daily reminder fobs aren't black no matter how much you wish you were
>>66400188
Singapore must have made a pretty big broadcast deal or some kind of compensation to get the games. Because they have fuck all sporting identity of their own and needed more events to fill the calendar for their new stadium.
>>66400113
>>66400142
>Yiff the sunwolves can show they aren't just all bark and have a bit they could go fur in this competition
>>66400215
Do Singapore even have a rugby team?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i16vJ5vjrWk
what sort of man can't appreciate a good bit of scrotum grabbing?
FILO 'BASED' TIATIA
>>66400236
I just checked the world rugby rankings they are 57. So basically no.
>>66400113
>>66400142
>>66400232
So, boring game then?
Any chance to Griquas of Kimberley to get your own SR franchise considering they got out from Chitas?
>>66400188
>>66400215
No idea why we even bothered. The rugby matches will just fuck up the pitch for other events.
>>66400236
As far as I know, of the Asian teams, only Japan, South Korea and HK have any rugby footprint.
>>66400300
I don't even watch rugby
>>66400292
And probably they're british expats in your majority.
>>66400300
worn out by first two games desu
did you watch the vid? I dont want to think i wasted my time copying and pasting that link
>>66400308
It shows.
>>66400306
And Kazakhstan?
>>66400313
I reckon its basically for business opportunities (take clients to games) as well as the fact that Hong Kong isnt as important anymore because Shanghai and Beijing are more open
Bangladeshis just look dirty and scummy to me. Am I a racist?
>>66400328
Kazakhstan managed to break into the top 3 Asian teams?
>>66400335
No your instincts are always right stop listening to liberals
>implying the ref doesn't hate japan
>>66400348
OK thanks. Thought I was posting that in /cric/ to btw. Am I a degenerate?
>>66400370
Yeah probably
I'm starting to hate watching Sun Wolves games. They give away too many penalties it makes the game unwatchable. Not just one single type of penalty either, every penalty in the rule book they manage to break constantly.
>bulls 10 hair
supreme
The fuck was wrong with that. Fat cunt was in his way
>>66400377
but what about all the times you can go awooo?
>>66400387
he's reminding me of this guy
https://youtu.be/bNXsglKSoV8?t=474
>>66400377
it's frustrating watching them piss away games
>>66400451
>yeahhhh
fuck I haven't seen that for years
who /fuck the blue bulls/ here?
>>66400560
reported for beastiality
>>66399179
>>66399169
Wew lads, she was in my classes from yr 7-13
>>66399169
>>66399179
she looks just enough like my oneitisfu to trigger me
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMAAAAAAADDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
MAIKU KATTO MEMORIARU TUROFII~
>>66400731
Holy shit guys that dudes literally ded.
heem sleepy
Is this turning into a game of rugby finally?
>>66400750
Looks like Sunwolves have upped a gear so maybe
>>66400766
>mfw the sunwolves win a game this season
Tmos this year need a good jab in the guts
>>66400775
not today
Is Lobos do Sol x Reis fixtured for this season?
>>66400837
yes they'll always play each other as they're both "south african" teams
That's Quirks second yellow in two games.
This ref has been a complete faggot at the scrums. Letting both teams decide when they feel like going? Fuck you. Now he has blundered 2 major calls in a row
>>66400865
why
>>66400865
I don't understand this oneitis meme.
Mark Hammet needs to grab whoever calls the line out and just scream THROW TO THE FRONT CUNT for a few hours
>>66400884
what's troubling you
Beautiful try to the Sunwolves.
Final score Sunwolves 27 - Bulls 30
Sneaky point for the Sunwolves
>>66400945
You gotta give it to the Sunwolves, they've got good attitude.
Meh I had bulls by 10 now nothing, good luck to the mighty Free State Cheetahs, I don't think they will pull it off but here is to hoping.
I'll be honest, the Sunwolves are doing better than I expected.
A few more years in this comp and they could be pretty good
>>66400928
I don't know what it is. What is oneitis?
Is there some plan to Japan being joined into SANZAAR?
>>66400979
but when
>>66400979
Definitely not worse than the Force/Rebels were at first.
Much better than the Kings.
>>66401022
6 nations = Europe.
I'd like to see the pacific islands in there also making it 8.
>>66401001
Would be great, but it's gonna kill the players man, their workload has been tough enough for years.
While there's not much time zone difference between Japan and Oz/NZ, the additional air mileage burden on the body is something they don't need for the time being.
>>66401052
just scale back super rug like everyone wants anyway
>>66401042
So it's just love-sickness, but experienced by geeks?
>>66401042
So it's just being a massive beta?
>>66401052
it could work if the rugby championship was changed into a format where one country hosted all the matches like a tournament
>>66401022
6n destroys upcoming teams
Just look at Italy
>>66400313
Everybody wants to find a way to expand the game to those Tier 2-1 and Tier 2-2 nations.
Can you fuck off with your third world bike revving thanks Cheetahs.
>>66401129
stop the oppression
Fucking south african tmos, got to make sure every away teams analyzed for hours
Forward pass
Unlucky Poobies
>>66401153
>Kiwi getting mad that laws aren't broken
Quelle Surprise
>>66401129
Don't you like Harleys Siteleki?
>>66401160
Should have been called forward no problem with that call but typically a lot stuff gets looked that doesn't need to be and "just happens" to be the away teams who get a good looking at. While the home teams gets constant replays of infringements on the big screen
I'm not looking forward to a 20-4 penalty count to the cheetahs, and the local tv operators not showing footage when the ref asks for it.
of all the countries, south africa seems to have the most crooked commentators, refs, tmo's and tv staff.
Argentinian National Club Championship
Group 1
Hindú 43 x 27 Atlético del Rosario
Universitario Tucumán 13 x 17 GER
Group 2
Tucumán LT 26 x 26 CUBA
Tala 33 x 17 Duendes
Group 3
Newman 42 x 22 La Plata
CRAI 29 x 22 La Tablada
Group 4
Tucumán RC 39 x 17 San Luis
Belgrano 30 x 17 Urú Curé
Alright /rug/ answer me these three:
1) Should Georgia be let into the 6N?
2) Should Japan be let into the RC?
3) What structure should Super have?
Bonus Question: is matt toomua white?
>>66401200
maybe
soon
one with a lot less games
no
>>66401200
1) It should have a fusion between 6N and ENC Division 1A
2) If Japan is allowed to have a SR franchise, so yes
3) 3 conferences (ZA, AU+JP and NZ+AR)
Bonus Question: Who cares?
>>66401200
>Bonus Question: is matt toomua white
Holly certainly thinks so lad
>>66401238
I thought Toomua might have been half a fag till he got married. Still would put a cheeky $10 on Fekitoa being a bit flimsy
Oh and besides >NIPPON banzai Japan hasn't really shown anything.
Argies were good in 07 and 11 and they are consistently good on their tours with a lot of top talent playing in yurop.
It took them a while to adjust to the RC and even they are no where near challenging for the title (yet) so no Japan needs to earn the right to be included, it must not be handed to them just for TV sales
>>66401253
you know gay people can be so in the closet they still get married
>>66401264
We've already discussed Fekitoa today lad.
>>66401264
Obviously, the main reason I thought so he used to have this obnoxious soft fem voice but I guess it got better with confidence because it's nowhere near as bad now.
So /rug/ if a genie made you the worlds greatest rugby player but you could only play for the Kings (no national team either) would you do it?
>>66401301
>living in South Africa
no
>>66401301
If they pay for a compound with 10ft walls armed guards and a moat
Why is Fekitoa so angry lads?
>>66401333
gayvid poocuck turned him down
>>66401333
are we amerifats allowed to say lads?
>>66401333
Someone stole his coconuts
>>66401341
I personally think that you must use buddy desu
>>66401348
>>66401354
yeah i'd feel dirty using it. Like I haven't earned it.
>>66401354
Why is Fekitoa so angry buddy?
>>66401254
Well they beat Italy and Samoa recently.
Definitely not good enough for TRC though...
YELLOW OUTTA NOWHERE
Reaction gif or webm of that fat saffa kid plz
>>66401200
1) It's not like they can do much worse than the current wooden spooners, so why not.
2) Not sure, but probably.
3) Depends on whether the franchises are willing to merge, and if so, how. If not, and the 18 teams are kept, then 3 conferences like >>66401216 says, with the conference winners + best runner-up making it to the semi-finals. Every team will play against every other team in their own conference + 3 other teams in each of the other 2 conferences, for a total of 11 matches.
Bonus Question: Don't care.
>>66401341
Outside of the Internet, no. On 4chan, it's fine.
>>66401383
Even as a Brumbies fan, I didn't like that call.
This ref is a cunt
If Lood de Jäger posted on /d/ he'd be Lewd de Jäger
It annoys me when the ref just watches a player compete for the ball if he didnt release then penalize 5-10 seconds later. At least say player release or something instead of standing there like a smug fuck waiting to blow up
If Kurtley Beale posted on /r9k/ he'd be Kurtley Feel
>>66401402
i think the ref read your comment m8.
>>66401354
jah sounds lekker bru
Another 40 minutes of refball coming up. Are you ready guys?
>>66401525
Yeah can't believe a cheetoh got a yellow for "lazy running"
Brumbies rigged match
Some of these passes Cheetahs have been throwing are pathetic
Someone make a new thread
here
>>66401736
>>66401011
>This pls, i want free points till we get good enough to win it all, after that i don't care
>>66401199
>Tala defeated DUendes
>Tucuman tied CUBA
>Hindu raped Rosario
>CRAI keeps their big wallet money and finally started winning in the national
>my Belgrano didn't choke the first game
Argie rugby is truly changing
>>66401200
Yes
When they show off getting at least to 4ter final in a WC and if they lose those qurters against a SH team
I like it now, let's discuss when there is another argie team
>tfw 4th argie post in a row
feels good
>>66401254
>Japan needs to earn the right to be included
This, it kinda bothers me how long everyone ignored us completely and now they are jumping like little weeabo fanboys
I also feel like you guys are selling TRC a bit to cheap
>>66401301
prob yeah, i would eventually get a call up anyway if im so good
Tho >>66401308 >>66401326 Do have a point, our ghettot tier villas are somehow better than Saffaland
>>66401341
Maybe afgter you git gud a bit
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