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Boston Globe edition
Cespedes confirmed for blunder of the Century
Whos getting false hope
Season starts soon
mests
Mariners
Third (or fourth) for anime.
aw c'mon man this was perfect OP material
Royals
Yankees
>>66369793
what the actual fuck
>>66369869
Didn't have the pic senpai. Cespedes """""""fielding""""""" edition can be the next one.
>>66369875
dude i love me some 5/10s but she is grodesville
All of the doyers prospects will bust
>when the jasy fans begin their daily invasion of /mlb/
>>66369994
Good thing we have another 5 months before that happens
what up
>Chris Sales
>>66369838
>>66369838
no one actually looked closely at this pic.
>>66369877
How many dead?
>>66369838
>>66370075
samefig
>>66370077
None, believe it or not
Royals! :3
>>66369877
I think I saw this on /b/ a while back. The video was a little longer and shows the plane actually explode.
Everyone had parachutes, everyone survived.
>Zach buttnam
>>66370139
>>66370181
Impressive. Got a story on that?
>>66370075
>I posted a picture no one thought was funny
>I will point out why people should laugh at it now that 10 minutes have gone by
>>66370075
Wow, sad story bro. Next time, put a trip.
>>66370180
>ned fucking yost has a ring
>>66370029
>cockeyed-butterface.jpg
like the jersey tho
>leave royce herpes to me
>>66370227
>ned yost has the highest postseason winning percentage as a manager in MLB history w/ at least 30 games
>>66369875
>Jimmy's from Chicago
>Is apparently a Royals fan instead of a Cubs or whos fan
>>66370409
jimmy probably stole that shit
>>66370409
Gas all bandwagoners
>>66370440
The show takes place in the early 2000's though. Roylels were dogshit and had no bandwagon fans.
>>66369793
Pablel Fatass is gonna probably break down emotionally once the boos start coming down.
Gonna be hilarious as fuck
>>66370440
>royals fan pre 2014
>bandwagoner
>>66370459
>>66370466
My bad for not watching the show
Statement stands
>>66370492
> not watching the only good thing on tv in 2016
who the fuck is Jimmy
>Fake Arrieta does pillates
What a gay.
orioles
>>66370650
have you ever tried pilates?
Will he be the next knuckleballer?
>>66370706
I've never tried men either, what's your point?
>>66370706
no because it's fucking gay
>>66370722
> 2016
> only having sex with women
stay boring, /sp/
>>66370737
>having sex
where do you think you are man
>>66370737
>tfw I'm still confused because only shit women look at me but fucking hot gays wanted to have me inside them and vice versa
>>66370760
i know /mlb/ isn't the normiest general here but i know at least SOME of you spergs get laid
>>66370791
Hahahahaha good one.
Get the fuck back to plebdit
>>66370791
>3dpd
no thanks senpai
>>66370811
please nigga, don't tell me you're literally a virgin
If I were a GM, I'd designate one low-round pitcher each draft as a knuckleball project, just on the off-chance he develops into the next Dickey. I'd tell him there's a reason he fell to the 35th round, and this was his best chance of making it to the big leagues one day.
How does /sp/ feel about the Indians chances this year?
>>66370791
I was coerced into kissing a girl when I was five
>>66370837
>that outfield
ew
>>66370837
Best rotation in the league and second only to the Mets.
1st for sneks gonna win the world series
>>66370837
Shit offense, so they're going to have to rely on keeping opponents' scores low. Great pitching, but shit defense so their run prevention still won't be very good. Will be lucky to finish much higher than .500.
>>66370396
Such a cherry picked sport. Also easily inflated due to Divisional round games which didn't exist until 1995.
So saying he is better than McCarthy, Stengel, McGraw, Torre, or Bochy is ridiculous
>>66371042
I'm not saying it makes him the best, it's just a funny stat. I agree with you
>>66370925
http://www.azcentral.com/story/news/local/phoenix/2016/03/24/arizona-diamondbacks-could-leave-chase-field/82228788/
JUST
>>66370863
Consent cannot legally be given under coercion. You're basically a rapist.
>>66371109
the place isn't even 20 years old FFS
>>66370789
>confused
You want to be inside hot gays.
You're a fag.
>>66370791
Who needs it's, the VR sex industry is gonna boom soon m8
>>66371109
jesus christ
the rockies and diamondbacks will both have moved by 2030, cap this shit
Losah
Dang Trout having Sale's number even in spring
>>66371212
I wonder how many basement dwellers are going to get caught by their parents while fapping with VR. I also wonder how many of them are ITT.
>>66371109
When the team says the stadium needs repairs, do they really mean needless renovations and additional luxury boxes? Or is the stadium actually in serious need of maintenance? Anyone here been to the park recently? Is it falling apart?
>>66371253
Got the Samsung Gear VR for free with this new phone, could try it.
>>66371369
Retractable roof stadiums seem to be much more costworthy to maintain than others. I think Miller Park has had trouble with its roof, though they didn't threaten to leave Milwaukee in order to fix it.
who /tigers/ here?
>>66371369
It means the owner is being cheap and wants more money from the state or someshit. The stadium doesn't need repairs like that if you know what I mean.
>>66371370
Do it with the door open, record, and post on /b/ if you get caught
>>66371201
I don't feel any kind of attraction, but thing is I'm way more popular with men than women. It's like being a GOAT in something you hate.
post your team's qts, /mlb/
Jints trannies need not apply
>braves
>fans
>>66371468
i'm not attracted to men either, but getting it up the ass is too good to pass up
>>66371468
Is that how it is in your neighborhood?
>>66371468
>vice versa
don't use terms you don't understand.
That means you want to fuck hot guys and you're into ugly grills.
>>66370333
>>66371450
>>66371644
wow that hat is wrong as fuck qeq
>>66369793
>this is considered an "athlete" in america
>>66371435
Why does a team in Phoenix even need a roof?
>>66370978
Their defense really isn't that bad. Not as bad as 2014. Napoli is a plus defense 1B, Gomes is solid behind the dish, Lindor is almost Vizquiel-like, Kipnis has always been a great defensive 2B, and Urine (kek) actually improves them at 3B. As far as the outfield, Brantley is a great glove out in left, Chisenhall found a home in right and is a great all around defensive player, the only hole is in the platoon at center. I haven't seen a full season of Almonte, Davis is probably using his vintage 1929 glove, and I don't know enough about Cowgill. Naquin may play a little, but he's not good.
>>66371541
>neighborhood
You meant college.
>>66371583
>murrican education
>memeietta getting exposed
Pilates are overrated desu, this would be great if Bum decided not to blow today.
>>66371670
>>66372009
>Duffman scoring on a wild pitch
Brings back good memories senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpuF3pU5tU4
>>66372009
>He takes Spring Training results seriously
Congrats to the World Champion Diamondbacks lmao
>this is considered a Cy Young pitcher in the National """"League""""
>>66372039
>>66371976
What year familia
Reminder that the jap kicked the gook to the curb when he got on the dodgers. ryu is done
>>66372141
Engineering, 4th year
>>66371808
There are countless things going the wrong way with this whore but I'd still fuck that. With a condom, of course.
>arrieta's era is still below bum guarder's
>>66371803
Hot
>>66371435
>>66371803
>>66372270
Are there AAA stadiums better than Rays'?
>>66372009
The entire Jints rotation has been shit this season 2bh
>5 ER's in 1/3 of an inning
>ERA of 135
>>66372206
That hoe keeps getting posted idky.
>>66372072
I'm so sick of this general being more memes than Baseball
Let's stop for a second and be real
Please tell me WITHOUT MEMEING and with actual baseball analysis and projections why the Diamondbacks will not make the postseason?
>cusb
>>66372329
This spring training I mean
>Arrirekta
Kek
>>66372382
>I-It was a blister! Th-This doesn't mean anything!
>>66372359
maybe eek by the Giants for the wc, but they wont win it
>>66372359
>without memeing
Why even live?
>>66372512
This. Go back to plebdit if you hate memes so much. What did memes ever do to you?
>>66369838
>the Royals player rounding the bases in the background
>>66372359
This is 4 chan dot org you fucking faggot
>>66372359
>wanting to know ACTUAL outcome of a season
>does not want to use memes as a base
You'll have your answer soon enough (once the season is over).
h2h league invites are out
there are still a few spots open if anyone wants to join
D-did... the announcer for the giants just say the giants needed to Address this shit?
>>66372901
I'd be down to join
>>66373079
drop your email and I'll send you the invite
>>66372901
We're you the one who sent it like 20 min. ago?
>>66373208
the invite? yeah about so
>>66373146
It's my work email but okay. [email protected]
>>66373297
Do I just go to "join league" or 1929 champs? Cause I just joined the league.
Only qt's that are fans of California team I'd have a shred of respect for would be Athletics, 2bh
>>66373351
join league I think
>>66373401
Now what? Sorry bout all the retarded questions
I was led to believe Heyward didn't have a babby arm
>>66373453
if you're team holes or team bear then you're good
>>66373493
Bear
>>66373394
They're a rare breed, senpai
>>66373476
you were saying?
>>66373146
Thanks senpai
https://streamable.com/9zbz
via reddit
>>66373601
Ah, so he has a good throw when he puts his weight behind it, and not just a strong arm
>>66373394
Dodger games usually have a few qt spics in the cheap seats and qt gold diggers in the nice seats 2bh
>Your ace is broken down after his highest innings load ever
>Tell the media it's a blister to avoid the impending clubhouse collapse
>Arrieta out for the season with a blister on the thumb
Rip
>Butt Gardener
>tfw another elite 3rd base prospect
Based Theo
>>66372359
>without memeing
Where do you think we are.webm
>Heyward chimpout
LEL, it's spring training you fag
>>66373905
>Implying it wasn't Bumshits fault
>>66373927
wouldn't be the first time he started shit senpai
>female broadcasters
>>66374215
please dont be problematic
First season of fantasy baseball, any advice?
>>66374215
shes not any worse than a lot of broadcasters really
Matt Duffy looks like a heroin addict
What's going on with the fantasy league???
>>66374504
there's one with a couple spots left if you want in
aw shit shes lipping scully
>>66374569
I think I'm already in
> Reddick
What happened between bum and heyward?
is that Hinske with the cubs?
>>66374791
he's the assistant hitting coach
>>66374787
bum called hey a "coon faced cotton picker"
Just joined the league desu
Do we all have to be on during the draft day? I know you guys are NEETs, but I got a shit to do.
>>66374867
Heyward got mad cause bum told him the truth? Gay
>>66374787
gowler gave heyward the wrong sign from second and he stared him down but bum thought that he was staring him down and got angry
>>66371803
Its hot as dick in Arizona and the shade from the roof is absolutely necessary. I think they use that same excuse for Houston as well.
>>66374970
yeah, otherwise it autodrafts for you
>>66375036
A similar thing happened with my wife's son. You know those afro-americans hehe
Lol this Cubs Giants box score right now
>>66375057
Any ideas as to when draft day might be? I have a funky schedule this semester
>>66375082
Rizzo taking a bullet there to help finish this game lel
>>66375100
there's a thread for it on the league message board
>>66375100
Tommorw would make sense unless we're still waiting for people to join
>>66375157
For the Roto league or the H2H league?
whats a good draft strategy
>>66375212
Relievers and defense first
Ayo whoevers running the fantasy league I'll join if you give me your email
>>66375208
h2h league, roto league's draft was last night
>>66375212
Tank your first couple of Seasons and then horde top draft picks
>>66375174
Are you dg s piss fetish?
>>66370699
Saved
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
>dahdee memeky
wah wah wah wah
wah wah wah wah
gimme da batlu
wah wah wah wah
wah wah wah wah
gimme da batlu
top kek
>>66375233
u tricking me?
>muh sign stealing
>>66375270
No, I am fampai
>>66375267
So the Cubs Astros way?
>>66375267
>There is no tanking in baseball
>>66370837
The big question for them is how they will do in April. 2 out of 3 times, they dug themselves in a hole in April they couldn't get out of.
>>66375776
>implying
>>66370837
Francona gonna have that team humming this year. Healthy Salazar, Gomes and Brantley gonna help alot. Kluber and Carrasco are top flight pitchers. Peuple underestimate how great the Uribe signing will be, basically a second manager in the clubhouse and will keep the mood positive.
I think they will go far in playoffs tbqfh
Mets/Indians worlds eries
>>66375983
>Mets beating the Giants
>kershit
any one got a link to the A's game? stream2watch is down
This Cubs/Giants game may never end
>>66371109
Maricopa is apparently too poor to pay the 190 million $ renovations (found by county engineers) chase apparently needs. Maricopa owns the stadium and the Dbacks pay rent (about 4.5 million). Dbacks asked them to lower the rent to about 200,000 and they would pay for the renovations. Maricopa said no. Dbacks asked if they could look into private investors to pay for repairs/renovations. Maricopa said that they'd use that as leverage if they ever leave chase field.
So now Hall and the Dbacks are dragging Maricopa county to court so that they will have the option to leave Chase if the repairs/renovations don't go through.
tl;dr
Maricopa county is being difficult.
>>66376257
Can't find a stream outside of mlb.tv desu
>Eduardo Rodriguez out for opening day roster
>Carson Smith now on DL with an injury out of nowhere
>Rick Porcello is STILL a starting pitcher for the team
>Castillo is an utter fucking bust who's contract is just as bad as the other two piece of shit mexicans
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOD ITS ONLY SPRING TRAINING AND IM ALREADY FUCKING FURIOUS
At least Price and Kimbrel and pitching filthy, and The Fatass of Pablo McSandofatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuckfatassfatshitfatfuck got injured and isnt on the opening day Lineup
Based Mayor of Ding Dong City gets his spot.
Please no last place this year guys.
Please.
>>66376501
>So now Hall and the Dbacks are dragging Maricopa county to court so that they will have the option to leave Chase if the repairs/renovations don't go through.
Also, they're using this as leverage to get Maricopa to stop fucking around and pay/lower the rent/let the Dbacks look into private investors.
I really don't think Dbacks are leaving chase. Ken Kendrick is a fuckwit but Hall is pretty good dude.
>>66376620
but how am i in denial tho, stupid memeposter
>>66376042
>Giants have a chance because its an even year
JUST
>>66369994
>>66370026
Surprise motherfucker
>>66376958
>be kershit
>be shit
>Dodgers
>unable to get a run on Trevor fucking Bauer
KEK
E
K
>>66377224
And just like that, I'm BTFO'd
How much was MILB.tv last year. I get the shakes when the dodgers don't play and I might want to chill and watch some OKC dodgers or Tulsa drillers games
>>66369994
>not loving thecanadian newbaseballfag girls you bully
>>66369910
>mfw 1988 fags said not wanting to block
>muh prospects
growth was the reason the team did fuck all for off season trading
>>66376958
Kershaw gives up 2 runs in a spring training game
>Kershit
Giants rotation has an ERA over 8
>
Fuck off
>rags
>>66377547
kershaw is literally the only bright spot in the dodgers shit rotation and even he is shit already
>Harry Truman holds the presidential record (16) for most games attended while in office
how is the number that low, we've had a couple big baseball fans in office too, Nixon was once on the shortlist for MLB Commissioner, and Regan was once a radio broadcaster for the Cubs
>>66377612
Although your first part is true, him being shit is not
>>66377630
maybe fuckin baseball isn't that important when you're the president
>>66377639
>0 rings
>0 composition in the postseason
>TJ surgery coming in the next 2 years
he is shit. he would be forgettable if he played in cleaveland or milwakee.
He has 1 meme ball that gets raped by good teams
>>66377641
>maybe fuckin baseball isn't that important when you're the president
How does it feel to be so objectively casually wrong?
>>66377641
Obama (a baseball "fan") has spent 270 days golfing
he easily could've been to 17 ball games if he wanted to
>>66377675
>>TJ surgery coming in the next 2 years
>he is shit. he would be forgettable if he played in cleaveland or milwakee.
>He has 1 meme ball that gets raped by good teams
Am I being memed?
>>66377711
maybe a private golf retreat is less annoying than being hounded by media at and fans at a baseball game
>>66377711
who the fuck would ever wanna go to 17 white sox games?
>>66377711
Presidents have better things to do.
>>66377630
Nixon was a bigger Football fan. He'd pester George Allen over the Redskins
>>66377729
easily could've gotten a luxury suite (which would almost certainly cost less than a private golf retreat)
>>66377746
>Presidents have better things to do.
like golfing?
>>66377630
In two terms that's only like 2 games a season
>>66377808
exactly, should've been beaten by now
>>66377774
>Presidents can't have vacations
Bush cleared brush on his ranch. What's your point?
Red Sux fan here. How do I deal with the onslaught of suicidal urges I feel as a result of everything Cespedes represents for this organization?
>>66377857
>Presidents can't have vacations
I'm not saying that, I'm saying they need to spend more of their vacation days at the ball park
>>66377774
Also presidents going to games ruins the experience due to the extra security.
Who the fuck cares if they don't go to a fucking game? You going to complain they don't show up to the super bowl too?
Potus going to game is a big security risk.
>>66377875
He's a met tho
>>66377878
>I'm saying they need to spend more of their vacation days at the ball park
Why? It's not serious
>>66377918
I meant Sandoval. No idea why I typed Cespedes.
>>66377914
This. Plus setting up security is probably a huge hassle for the stadium people. They probably don't even want him coming at all.
>>66377711
Why on earth would Obama want to go to 17 White Sox games?
>YANKEES FARM SYSTEM A SHT
>DUMB BROWSKI GONNA GUT THE SOX FARM SYSTEM FOR "VETERAN PLAYERS"
>ANGELS FARM SYSTEM A SHT
>DODGERS FARM SYSTEM A SHT (EXCEPT FOR BASED URIAS)
WE DID IT SMALL BALL BROS WE DID IT
OUR TIME IS NOW
SMALL CLUBS RISE UP
>>66378014
Who?
>>66378044
>>DODGERS FARM SYSTEM A SHT (EXCEPT FOR BASED URIAS)
Dodgers have one of the top farm systems tho
>>66378048
Obama is the president of America
>You're bulking up?
How's this fantasy baseball team look:
C) Salvador Perez
1b) Joey Votto
2b) Jason Kipnis
SS) Ian Desmond
3b) Mike Moustakas
Of) Mike Trout
Of) Charlie Blackmon
Of) Kevin Pillar
Util) Albert Pujols
Util) Gerrado Parra
Bn) Jean Segura
Bn) Pedro Alvarez
Sp) Noah Syndergaard
Sp) Felix Hernandez
Rp) Drew Storen
Rp) JJ Hoover
P) Jeff Samardzija
P) Carlos Rodon
P) Gio Gonzalez
P) Marco Estrada
Bn) Roberto Osuna
Bn) Will Smith
>>66378063
Brah, i just smoked an eight of that good sht. Dont fuck up my high
FUCK THE DOGS
>>66378096
What're smoking out of and any chance you know the strain?
>>66378092
>Will Smith
>>66378123
Yeah i know I had to check, but he's a real person.
>>66378112
>caring about weed type
if you had a good dealer youd know whats up
>>66378169
DUDE
>>66378169
>he doesn't pick up from the dispensery
Sorry, didn't realize I was talking to a thirteen year old
>>66378184
>smoking weed
didn't realize everyone on /mlb/ was still a teenager
>>66378250
>Oakland
My bad Jamal, how's that crack tho?
>>66378267
More meth than anything around here, retard.
>>66378328
>I'm the retard for not knowing what drug is most popular in your shitty city
Forsure
>>66378328
>he does drugs
>Jorge Soler
>>66378440
>laroche at bat
>>66378440
>packed stands
>Adam Laroche amassed a .443 OBP over the last 19 games
it's like you're in an alternate reality
>>66378440
What teams park is this?
>>66378459
I still remember it. He hit it a long way but foul down the right field line. Then I believe he struck out. >ladunn
>>66377734
sox games are fun as fuck to go to
>>66378463
But then you look at the scoreboard and ladunn stats
>>66378409
How the fuck do they come up with some of these injuries? Someone posted one the other day where a pitcher (forgot who it was) spilled boiling water on themselves.
>>66378505
Didn't Kerry Wood slip in his bathtub ?
>>66378481
Cant you read? Red Sox, look at the green monster.
>>66378535
I didn't know your mum was at that game m8
>>66378440
yikes, that wall of advertising
>>66378525
I didn't see that one, but I wouldn't be surprised if they had that one. It's weird that they make so many meme injuries, the only player that I can think of in recent memory that accidentally shot themselves was Jose Canseco, and he's retired.
>>66378505
Breh
Who this be
whens the draft for the h2h league desu
>>66378561
They used to have the retired sox players faces on them. I miss that. I also miss when they used the big fireworks. Damn so much has changed...
>>66378588
anna faith from frozen
>>66378602
I think I'm in love
>>66378594
Have you seen the new scoreboards? It's gonna be awesome
>>66378612
she has nudes tbhwyj
>>66378594
Okay apparently that pic sucks
>>66378616
I heard they just have a permanent 0 for the White Sox score
>>66378577
weird and stupid injuries happen senpai, quick search on google will bring up tons of them
>>66378616
Hell yeah. Gonna be there opening weekend. Already got my tickets. Can't wait. Would be nicer if they don't stumble out the gate again but either way still can't wait.
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
>>66378626
At least it will look dope as hell though
>>66378618
Oh... well... Ummm it's getting late... I uhhh... I'm gonna log off /sp/ and stuff... And go to sleep... Totally not gonna do anything else... Um... goodnight I guess?
>>66378616
I can't find any real pics of this scoreboard
jimmy rollins comeback player of year
>>66378409
the fuck is up with these cubans
>>66378672
>not adam laroche
>>66378673
kek
>>66378665
night :)
>>66378673
What the actual fuck?
>>66378671
only thing I could find
>>66378671
>>66378661
It's under construction now. But the concept art looks sick.
>Conor Gillaspie repping the board
>>66378672
I want to believe. Poor salad man though.
>>66378636
I'm fully aware of freak injuries happening, I got hit by a car in the summer going into my senior year of high school and it fucked up my cross country season. It still seems like a weird feature to add to the game though. I would be pissed if my character in RTTS had a career ending injury because he accidentally chopped his fingers off while preparing dinner or something.
>>66378588
Anna Faith Carlson, here's another one on me
>>66378687
>>66378688
What's with the pinwheels?
>>66378673
Hahaha I believe it
#drone lives matter
>>66378694
>>66378505
I like her tits because even though they're fake, they're not egregiously fake yafeel?
>>66378697
Been around since the original comiskey park. Bill veek added it in the 60's. They go nuts when someone hits a homer and fireworks go off.
>>66378697
Tradition. Basically a staple of old Comiskey with the back then very unique exploding scoreboard and pinwheels that carried over through all the years.
>>66378694
WEW LAD
>>66378697
oh and now they're digital lol
>>66378673
You know the game now right everyone?
Try to find the most crazy thing of this. Let's see how far it can go.
>>66378673
Whao whao he built those fucking drones? Based Josavior.
>>66378673
MV FUCKIN P
>>66378673
This image actually brings up a good question. What's the rule on someone flying a drone near or over an open air MLB ball park and recording the whole game? Is it illegal?
>>66378790
its a felony
>>66378809
So is what I did to your mom last night
>>66378594
Not a who's fan but I loved that about the teams park. I think the Braves had retired players on their walls as well.
>>66378809
How's it different from someone living in a tall building near the park or an example, people in the CN tower getting a free birds eye view of jays game if they time their tour right?
>>66378687
>>66378688
>pentagonal shape
I WHYed so hard I had to make a new image for it
>>66378835
its not watching the game for free that is the problem. its being in the airspace which could potentially lead to problems with emergency aircraft or the fact that the drone could crash and hurt someone or have a bomb on it
>>66378849
I hope you overcome autism rip my friend
>>66378687
>empty bleachers
at least they have realistic expectations
>>66378849
Agree with you there. Maybe they changed the round top to be more edgy and try to attract more Millenials. After the shifts downwards in attendance for the last half decade or so given the massive decline of this team, this marketing team is pretty desperate now. I feel for them so at least they'll never have to try hard to keep me going.
>>66378854
Well shit that makes perfect sense. There's still a lot I don't understand about drones. I just know they have huge potential but with that huge potential comes huge problems in almost all avenues of life, even a baseball game.
>>66378882
>with that huge potential comes huge problems in almost all avenues of life
Tommy Hanson?
>>66378866
yea, seats will be filled if they dont suck again though.
>>66378944
No it won't cause
A. They will suck again. Deal with it.
B. The Cubs are world series favorites which basically will suck all the Chicago fanbase to them
>>66378966
A. they're going to win the worlds eries
B. The diehards are already the only ones who go
C. more casuals will go anyway because they won't find cheap tickets to cubs games
>your #4 starter out dueled Kershaw today
>>66378966
A. They have a pretty solid team.
B. Spoken like a true suburban. Enjoy another 100 years of failure.
>>66379017
Oh man C is so true. It costs 7 bucks minimum to go see a Sox game from the nosebleeds and you can move around immediately cause no one gives a shit. Or it can cost a minimum of 100 at a Cubs game and you can't move anywhere cause even the standing rooms are gonna be sold out. Which would you pick?
>>66379024
>Spring Training
>>66379026
>>66379017
>whos fans being this delusional
You don't exist, your team doesn't exist
>>66379037
I signed up for like 20 kids club tickets for free. You get 2 free tickets per sign up. Sox are games are fun as fuck. Getting wasted in the
>>66379059
Did you just pop out of existence? Is meme magic real?
>>66379059
>mfw this who sux negroid probably just got shot
>>66378096
dodgers have been hilariously bad despite their payroll you need to focus you meme hex on ending the giants even year streak
>>66379037
So
Sit with poor blacks and mexicans
Vs
Sit with rich whites and asians
Gee I wonder what people would pick
>>66379135
Its Chicago, isn't it only poor blacks and Mexicans?
>>66379167
yes dont come here
>tfw your team has had a shit ST
>>66379281
Why would anyone want to?
>>66378409
>He literally shot himself in the foot
>>66379594
I like the food desu
>tfw basedball
Hey /mlb/ how do you feel about fantasy discussion because I have a question.
How much of a blunder is Samardzija? I am looking for another starter and I've narrowed it down to samar, mike fiers, and joe Ross. A week 1 start would be nice. I worry fiers or Ross might not get to start until late week 2 if they come out of camp as the fifth starter.
>>66381450
He'll be elite now that he's back in the NL.
>>66379594
chicago is a fantastic town, unless you're poor or boring
>>66382706
What if you're the kind that doesn't want to get shot?
>>66382730
it's pretty simple, just be white and stay on the north side
>>66382759
Nice post because there are almost no white people in Chicago. Also the weather is shit and everything is dirty.
>>66382845
> almost no white people in Chicago
wikipedia says over one million, but sure...your post explains why all those crowd shots at wrigley are full of black people...
>>66382730
>flag
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
>>66382868
>crowd shots at wrigley
Bandwagon faggots from rural Illinois and Indiana.
>>66382997
Don't forget Iowa
>>66382997
Look at shots from 2010-2014 then from when they lost 90+ games for multiple seasons in a row.
>>66382997
Right cuz being a Cubs fan SCREAMS bandwagonning...
>>66382997
Right cuz being a Cubs fan SCREAMS bandwagonning....
>>66382997
> cubs
> bandwagon fans
i knew your opinion was dogshit, but i didn't know it was THAT bad
>>66383223
>>66383237
Well it does now.
>>66383260
Jeez just look at those numbers, probably have to look at the Astros to find a better case for tanking hard.
>Barry Bonds on Jose Bautistas bat flip:
"Who cares"
Confirmed for nothing
Which teams will do better than their spring training record? Worse? About the same?
>>66383331
>Philly 14-7
Hmmm
>>66383330
Yeah, who cares about Jose Autista
>>66383263
Worse
Padres
Braves
Phillies
Nationals
Rockies
Reds
Better
Cardinals
Giants
Cubs
Diamondbacks
Dodgers
Mets
Pirates
>>66369994
MAEDA PUT OL WHITEY OUT OF BUSNIESS
>>66383331
>Yankees
>9-11
WITNESSED
>>66383223
>>66383237
>>66383260
>the Cubs aren't a premier bandwagon team
>>66383331
>Blue Jays, Nats, Phillies, Astros, Tigers, Twins, Dbacks, Angels, Rangers, White Sox, Rockies, Brewers, A's
Worse
>Rays, Red Sox, Indians
About the same
>Yankees, Cards, Marlins, Mets, Pirates, Orioles, Braves, Dodges, Mariners, Royals, Reds, Giants, Cubs, Padres
Better
>>66383478
What are you a masochist?
>>66383478
> thinking that the cubs being a bandwagon team in 2015 affects the racial makeup of chicago
it's fine that you can't afford a trip there, but don't skew your worldview based on your shitty income
Cavs will have more Wins than the Tribe.
It's a lock!
>>66383330
Probably one of the first things I agree with that gorilla on
>>66383747
Schmidt had an entirely different opinion but I respect it because he can actually form a cohesive sentence unlike gossage.
>>66383822
And by cohesive I mean coherent.
who /emotionallydependentonbaseball/ here
>>66383554
>le Chicago is for rich people meme
Half of the city is ass poor ghetto niggers, shut the fuck up lol
>>66383907
> Half of the city is ass poor ghetto
that's...literally every major city. excellent point, my cultured friend
>>66383992
so if more white people live in the suburbs...that means the city isn't ghetto? i'm not sure what your chart is trying to prove here
>>66383900
here
>>66384056
Look at fucking Chicago that is 31% white in the city and even with suburbs it's barely above 50%, it's one of the worst ghetto shitholes in the nation.
>>66383822
>>66383855
Not a big fan of what many of them old-timers are saying about bat flips, Schmidt was a lot easier to see where he was coming from than Gossage just because he wasn't ranting about nothing, but the game has changed. I agree with Harper that allowing a little flare to the game would help attract more fans, for example the Bautista dinger got a ton of coverage and even casuals were talking about it.
>shitcago fans defending their """white""" city
lmao
>>66384101
I think it was game 3 of the NLDS and cespedes hit a home run and literally flicked his bat 15 feet into the air. No one said a word about that. The reason Bautista is getting so much shit is because it was tied late in a do or die game. Not to mention the whole craziness of the 7th inning.
>>66384171
In that situation I honestly wouldn't give a fuck if Bautista were to throw his bat into the stands and hit a baby; he could hit the home run, walk into the stands and chuck the bat at a baby then go onto the base paths and do the worm around the bases and it would be fine, cause that was a huge moment for him.
>>66384121
I'm from Chicago and I got out as soon as possible. Only thing worthwhile there is the food. The south side is full of black criminals, the north side is full of yuppie faggots, the taxes are outrageous, the city is a shithole man.
Also, it's funny to see cubes fans try to claim at least half their park isn't full of tourists every game.
>>66384225
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lxR_U77s_As
Here's the cespedes flip.
>>66384305
No need to show me that fampai, I saw it live...
>>66377711
They're obliged to say shit like that since it's an American staple to like baseball. Obongo just wanted to appeal to normie spurgs who buy new era hats at Lidz in a strip mall and don't actually watch anything but the world series.
>>66384357
does anyone else get triggered by flat brimmed hats
>>66377774
You also have to realize that golfing with another person in power is a classic business/corporate move. Fuck, I go on a golf outing with my superintendent and school board members once or twice a year just to appease the hierarchy. It also gives you an in and builds your repertoire with higher-ups.
>>66384373
I never used to but I do these days. I stopped wearing caps for awhile, started wearing them again and realized how ridiculous flat brims looked.
>>66384391
did you leave the sticker on
>>66378063
>dooghersa
>>66384453
>kershit
Why does bumgardener act like a black person with all his chimpouts?
Your 2016 AL MVP
>>66384504
How can you be an MVP but not an all star?
>>66384558
he's going to be leading off for the AL in the all star game
>>66383391
divegrass is weird lol
>>66384600
60 wins
>>66378328
its probably heroin
thats the only one i hear consistently at civic center
>Maybe thats the only one im listening for
>>66384343
>dingeroo
>dingdongz :^)
>>66384624
Bro you should totally put a trip on, like that'd be so fucking dank man, like it'd be so fucking sweet. But no really do it so I can filter your autistic shit stained ass
>>66384655
> u
lol
whose watching the game on espn?
>>66385023
Right here
>>66383532
>Orioles
I know it's just spring training but jeez.. they fucking suck.
>>66385099
>christ tillman is still in the starting rotation
thell be fine
What's wrong with our pitching?
>10 days to opening day
>Kershit
>Blue Jays fans
>>66385724
Hey senpai
>Bob Nightengale @BNightengale 1m1 minute ago
>C.J. Wilson now shut down for the rest of the #Angels Cactus League schedule, and it's unknown when he could return, but not before May.
>analslime
Q vs King Felix
Dis gun be good
>>66385947
Richards is also reportedly throwing even harder than before. His arm's gonna explode.
>>66385947
O'Leary called it again
>>66386001
Is it still free on mlb.tv?
>>66386312
No clue about MLB TV. I only know last free webcast is next week then ST'll be over. I just got gameday and At Bat/alerts. I need to stop being lazy and get At Bat full for free cause I got T-Mobile.
Sup yall. What do you think of my hat?
>>66386458
it's hella sick
what do u think of my shirt, chulo?
>>66386512
Not as great as what I got at LGBT night
I'm so happy both of my teams won't make the World Series because I'd be confused on who to cheer for
>>66386378
Apparently you can't sign up until April 3rd. And it only lasts a week.
>>66386540
sign up date only lasts a week, not the subscription, right?
>>66386537
not as sick as my world series trout hat
>>66386566
That is correct.
Unless I have suddenly become illiterate. Which is possible.
>Balking in a spring training game
>>66386512
>>>66386571
I thought the Angels were the team for the whites and the Dodgers were the team for the Spics?
I didn't know Spics live in Orange County
>>66386540
Fuck that then. Already got my radio on WLS.
>balk Q
>>66386579
Actually, no. I am illiterate. It's MLB TV premium.
.
http://www.t-mobile.com/mlb.html
>>66386594
the curse of Drake is real
>>66386617
Damn rbo, wasted already? it's only 3:30 and they didn't even give up a run yet.
No wait, scratch that.
Damn Q get it together.
>>66386594
>balking ever
>>66386596
Ignore the Jokeland fans. Most of OC is white, unlike Oakland where white people are getting lynched on the street
Few spots left open in the fantasy league, any interest?
>>66386655
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErUZ_H2stAs
good times
>>66386684
The Sox had good times?
>>66386617
yeah it's a really sweet deal
>>66386711
2012 was good for the most part if you ignore the last 3 weeks.
>in play runs
Fuuuuuuuug
>>66386643
>>>>>>>
>>66385947
good desu
>saladfingers
Rollins basically guaranteed that starting job
http://cdn.livetv.sx/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=400308&lang=en
Mariners feed of the Chicago-Seattle game in case anyone gives a shit. All I can find.
>>66386877
Thanks but I'll just stick to gameday. Thier pitch tracking for this game actually looks like it could be accurate.
>>66386683
What's the format? If it's h2h I'm down but I'm already in a roto league, I don't want 2 of the same.
1-2-3 from Q
Hurray.
>>66387285
He's settled down since that first. Still though, we're getting rekt by Felix.
>>66387325
what position do you play senpai
>>66387385
I could probably make the who's roster out of spring training desu
>>66387385
I'm Chris Sales dude.
>saladman
>>66387216
h2h, drop your email if you want to join
>>66386763
E-lite!
King Felix showing us why he's King. According to gameday he shut us down without ever using his 4seamer. Like wow.
>>66387514
When's the draft famkun
LGTSS
>Methsouri
>the Meth Lousie Methinals
>>66388044
either tonight or next week
whatever works for people
>>66388096
Tonight pls
>>66386763
>tfw your team had a shitty christmas in july promo that was just handing out mini candy canes at the front gates
>>66388096
Damn I want to join but I can't do tonight. Can it be tomorrow night?
>>66388044
SOON.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season
>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the ALCS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Yasiel Puig (top 10 designated hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)
>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season
The Dodgers win drought ends in 2016-2017
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>66388108
>>66388149
tonight if we can get everyone on board, otherwise next week
>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose.
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose.
>smartphones became a part of daily life; cubs fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams.
>George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice.
>Harry Caray was born… and died. Incredible, but true.
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league.
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.
>Sixteen US presidents were elected.
>There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.
>Prohibition was created, and repealed.
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.
>Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League.
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.
>A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held.
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.
>Bell bottoms came in style, went out of style, and came back in style.
>The Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Florida Marlins have ALL won the World Series.
>The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them.
>Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma, and New Mexico were added to the Union.
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>ARIZONA WAS NOT A STATE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES
>this seattle commentator nigger complaining about all the nigger dads being in jail and unable to teach baseball to their sons
kek
>>66388224
its not even dad being in jail is the problem
75% of american negros are bastard children raised by single mothers
>>66388199
How are you going to tell? Here or the message board
>Eaton
Holy hell he's sucked ever since around last week or so. Wonder what's eating him.
>>66388280
>not 'wonder what's eaton him'
you fucked it up senpai
>>66388254
message board, once the league fills up
also I'll send out an email
>Three yeart after the last Cubes WS victory
>>66388305
Cool. How many spots are left?
Jackson Salami
nice
abreu should still be hitting 2nd though, will Robin ever learn?
AJAAAAAX
DAYUM SON
>De Fratus
why the fuck did the M's re-sign that shitter?
>>66388333
I thought I read Abreu himself doesn't wanna hit 2nd. He wants to be 3 or 4. And I think he should be to drive in runs which he's been doing for the last years.
>>66388374
yeah it's been a real winning strategy
>>66388379
One man can't be the entire offense and at the same time one man can't be at fault for the entire offense. I say keep him at 3 and frazier at 4. It's figuring out 1-2 that'll be tough.
>>66388327
2 at the moment, but I can adjust the league size
>>66369793
Bud Selig is gone. Everything will be chill af
>>66388458
and manfred actually seems like a swell guy
1. Eaton RF
2. Rollins 2B
3. Abreu 1B
4. Frazier 3B
5. Melky LF
6. Garcia DH
7. Lawrie 2B
8. Jackson CF
9. Avila C
Hmm actually it still doesn't look right. Let me see. Any ideas?
K the side
Man I really hope actual healthy Nate Jones is like shades of 08-10 era Thornton reliever dominance.
>http://www.si.com/mlb/2016/03/25/mlb-players-bat-decals-no-longer-allowed
>>66388374
>>66388434
quit being a retard man, the best hitter should be hitting 2nd, definitely someone that can get on base
only eaton and abreu are good enough at geting on base on this team to possibly hit 2nd, and Eaton is already the leadoff guy
and one man isn't the entire offense, but that one man can certainly hurt the offense significantly if he has a fucking sub .300 obp in the two hole
>>66388497
of course it doesn't look right because fucking .280 obp Rollins is hitting 2nd, faggot
Eaton
Abreu
Frazier
Melky
Lawrie
Avi/Davidson/Ishikawa or whoever it is
Jackson
Rollins
Avila
it's fucking shit tier, but at least there isn't a free out between the only 3 good hitters, and abreu and frazier will have an extra at bat every few games
>>66388571
No way Davidson's making the team
I do see now that that 1-3 does look pretty good. What a right mess after that though. Wouldn't this just give away entire innings at a time? Well at any rate it already looks -LOOKS- to be better than what we had last year.
>>66388625
desperately need one more good hitter at least, hopefully they can still get Cargo somehow
if Melky and Lawrie can have bouncebacks then it might be ok, or if Avi figures it out, all three are doubtful
>randal gricuck
Top kek
>>66388497
>Avi makes the opening day roster
>>66388657
Yeah we are pretty dependent on bouncebacks which is not good. At least one less one since ladunn is out. Maybe they can get someone by the trade deadline if the team can just hold on until then. Even last years team have us false hope with that predeadline surge. Also we have the extra 13 mil in play.
I feel bad, watching all this ST is actually giving me hope for the team and season. Thenegan this is like the first time in years they as a team actually did good in ST. Weird conflicting feels...
>>66388688
ST is usually what determines that and he's having a hell of a spring what with his new stance and all so it's very realistic he'll be the DH, some days covering right for Ajax or Eaton. I'm also thinking Rollins to be the starting SS with Saladino giving him days of rest if he needs it. Just even a 1 WAR improvement at both spots as a result of the changes this season'll be a big improvement from last year, in theory...
>>66388562
this makes me sad
NEW THREAD
>>66388842
>>66388842
>>66388842
>>66388860
>5 posts early
>again not cespedes edition
kill yourself my man
>>66388344
Hes basically free and doesnt take a spot on the 40 man
>>66388562
Pointless and stupid. Those decals are harmless and help the players and batboys identify individual bats quickly.
Bat manufacturers could have just started printing their name around the curved part of the knob if they wanted their names to be seen, not force MLB to ban the custom decals.
>>66388562
Companies and creativity btfo
I demand Fuck Face returns en masse
>>66371042
>torre
>good
as a yankees fan all I can do is laugh
test
>>66386655
Did somebody say balks?
