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le washed up big 4 edition
Thursday's games:
Pelicans/4:00 PM/Pacers
Bulls/4:30 PM/Knicks
Cavaliers/4:30 PM/Nets
Jazz/5:00 PM/Thunder
Trail Blazers/7:30 PM/Clippers
>**All times are in Pacific Time
>>66358299
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!
detroit are making the playoffs lads
who ready for Let's Go To Work 2.0?
>clippers chimping out
>heat fans are so delusional they think lebron wants to come back to their shitty city and play next to amare stoudamire and Mcbob and the ghost of Goran Dragic
>>66358399
>clippers chimping out
they're massive faggots, expect it
>>66358299
NI**ER
Bully and Porzingis did great tonight, where is /nba/? You guys are always wrong
>bully ball is alive
>zinger ball alive
>>66358472
soon....
>>66358421
He's gone to shittier cities. Twice.
>mfw the Bulls and Pistons both make the playoffs while Indiana gets knocked out of contention
>>66358490
>he wants declining lebron clogging up the offense
>spurs win
>/nba/ is a ghost town
hahahahhahahah
I wonder how Bosh feels getting cucked by CP3 in this brotherhood that Bron, Melo, and Wade got. CP3 isn't even from the '03 draft class lmao.
Lakers reporter
>20% chance at getting the number one pick
>56% chance at getting a top 5 pick.
We did it senpaitachi. it's all up to destiny now. Is it in our destiny to get ben simmons or ingram?
Bully ball is dead
>>66358573
ingram
Deangela Russell is a bust
>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls
>>66358573
don't the Lakers lose their pick if it isn't top 3?
So a 4th or 5th pick gets you nothing
>>66358626
i don't think i quoted him right, i meant to put 56% at keeping their pick.
>regular season
>ya face when Warriors get 73 wins and break the record
>31st double double for julius randle
scared yet /nba/?
>>66358695
no 7kt
>>66358675
It will be okay. Their record would have an asterisk next to it since they have abused the meme point shot.
cp3? more like Crap Poop PEE
>DallASS about to fall out the playoffs
>Warriors win
>/nba/ gets trex randle arms and can't type all of a sudden
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kawai ded
>sp0rz
Updated tbqh
>>66358742
retard, fuck off cant even post a image right
Updated.
>>66358749
problems?
>>66358729
>>/nba/ gets trex randle arms and
hey hey...stop fuck you
>>66358749
why u mad though
>>66358765
Lmao when this nigga wear headban
>CJ McCuck
>3-1
>three and one
>three wins and one loss
>cpeewee
>>66358750
my eye sight has gone bad...can someone tell me the team that beat the warriors on Sunday March 6th?
>>66358778
>up 25 in the 3rd quarter of game 6
WHAt THE FUCK WHY DO WE SUCK SO MUCH???!!!!!
FIRE DOC RIVERS! GET RID OF CP3 AND BLAKE! JUST FUCKING MOVE THIS TEAM TO VANCOUVER!!! IM DONE
Who /73-9/ here?
>>66358788
nba.com says the Lakers, but that can't be right anon
if that was true, that mean Kobe had the last laugh on Curry and is still GOAT of California
can someone who follow Curry obnoxiously follow up on this? who beat the Warriors again?
>>66358788
showtime 2.0
>>66358814
lol
just be a lakers fan dude why do u do this to urself the clippers are forever cursed
I AM FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT.
DOC RIVERS IS THE WORST FUCKING COACH, THEY WILL LOSE TO MEMPHIS IN THE PLAYOFFS OR GET FUCKING SWEPT BY THE WARRIORS
3 GAME LOSING STREAK TO THE GRIZZLIES AND FUCKING NEW ORLEANS WITHOUT ANTHONY DAVIS
THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT RANDOLPH LITERALLY HAD A TRIPLE DOUBLE
NOW THEY PLAY THE TRAILBLAZERS TOMORROW
4 FUCKING LOSSES IN A ROW
THAT GINGER MAN CHILD LITERALLY PUNCHED A LITERAL WHO FOR NO FUCKING REASON OTHER THAN BEING UNABLE TO HANDLE THE BANTZ
DEANDRE IS LITERALLY ALLERGIC TO HITTING 2 CONSECUTIVE FREE THROW
AND CHRIS PAUL IS LITERALLY DYING TRYING TO CARRY THIS TEAM TO ANOTHER 2ND ROUND LOSS
JJ REDICK IS GOING TO TEAR HIS ACL SPRINTING OFF ALL THOSE SCREENS SOON
AND LUC MBAH A MOUTE
WHERE THE FUCK DO I START?
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY OFFENSE?
PAUL PIERCE SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO KEKING TORONTO (I'M ABOUT TO BANDWAGON THEM REAL SOON)
AND WESLEY JOHNSON IS COLDER THAN DRAYMOND GREEN'S DM'S
AUSTIN RIVERS IS LITERALLY NOT GOOD, COLE ALDRICH IS A PICK AND ROLL BABBY, AND PABLO IS A FUCKING DRUG LORD
GET LEBRON AND GOD ON THE PHONE.
>>66358828
>mfw someone was a Clippers "fan" near me
>>66358843
>AUSTIN RIVERS IS LITERALLY NOT GOOD
That made me chuckle the most out of anything in your post
Canadian Clippers Fan, convert to Being a Canadian Lakers fan, would be epic. You wouldn't be hated anymore by your countrymen, and you won't be considered bandwagon.
also
who /mamba-army/ here?
>>66358814
>>66358843
that is the path you chose
DEAL WIT IT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>only "good" player on the roster is retiring
>next generation is a bunch of busts who happen to have 4-5 good games out of 70
>literally all their fans post is nothing but memes and everything but the sport of basketball, because the team sucks at it
>no future
>current team is in line with the 76ers, Nets, and Suns
Are Lakers fans cucks?
>>66358899
top 2 are from this year
he's trending upward
we r currently here in this exterior space filling it partially with our volume
>>66358917
ah, i've been waiting for the opportunity to post this.
this goes out to the guy who posts
"deangela russell is a bust"
>>66358843
>(I'M ABOUT TO BANDWAGON THEM REAL SOON)
come home, you don't have to hate yourself anymore
>>66358917
>literally all their fans post is nothing but memes and everything but the sport of basketball, because the team sucks at it
every teams base does this
lel
stay smuckers nigga
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
pic related: the socks all the lakers wore to beat the Warriors
>>66358942
its Gowiz
>>66358942
That quote could be used for Anthony Bennett, that's how bad he is
>>66358937
>Pierce is there for the regular season
his standard post-season shit on dudes heads habbit is all you need from him
RAPTORS THOUGHT THEY GONNA SWEEP THE CELTICS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You have to pick a current player for 1 shot, 1 game, 1 season and 1 postseason. Who do you pick? You can assume the player is hot for the 1 shot and assume the player would put up similar stats to this season.
I'd pick
1 shot: Klay
1 game: KD
1 season: Stephen
Postseason: LeBron
>Steph only hit 1 meme shot on him tonight
ohhhhhhhhhhh!!! now i get why Klay is soo good..He has laker blood running through him!!!
>>66358942
haha. just about every bust in the history of sports has said that
>>66358960
shot - Kawhi
game - Lebron
season- Curry
postseason - KD
>>66358960
kobe
kobe
kobe
kobe
CLIPPERS TO VANCOUVER WHEN? CHANGE THE NAME TO THE FUCKING GRIZZLIES R IGHT THE FUCK NOW. FUCK MEMEPHIS. CALL YOURSELF THE SOUND OR THE BLUES OR SOME GAY SHIT.
FUCK THE CLIPPERS!!! FUCK YOU DOC RIVERS FUCK YOU BLAKE GRIFFIN!!! CANT EVEN PLAY BECAUSE OF A BROKEN PINKY FINGER POOR YOU YOU SACK OF LAZY SHIT!!! SUSPEND HIM FOR THE PLAYOFFS AND MOVE THIS SHIT TEAM TO VANCOUVER RIGHT FUCKING NIOW!!!
>>66358960
>Postseason: LeBron
>>66358966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX2rI9O8ZXM
The Clippers should pack up and move to Seattle
>>66358997
The Clippers at this point are the historical laughingstock franchise. Absolutely no championships or major achievements of any fucking kind ever in the history of fucking ever and they dont even get their own stadium or town they have to share it with the world famous and arguably GOAT team, the Lakers.
>>66359016
So my point was that if they left now after so many decades of failure, it would just look even more sad. I say lets do it. Then I hope they still never win and Seattle makes them go back to play in the old shitty arena the Sonics wouldn't even take and then when it gets condemned they have to move back to staples center in disgrace. yes. this sounds nice.
>>66358997
Seattle Clippers.
That name fits way better.
>>66359016
They are literally tenants in the Lakers stadium
>>66359016
>the world famous and arguably GOAT team, the Lakers.
i like you and this post. do it more often.
The Clippers will literally win the premiership
>>66359034
Please watch our sport.
>Steph
>Klay
>Lebron
>KD
>Anthony Davis
(all healthy)
Would this lineup be unbeatable?
how does this end?
>>66358843
hahahaha eat shit you bandwagoning fucking faggot
>clippers
you just know the team is going to blow up after this season...i can only see cp3 and dj staying everyone else is GONE
>>66359043
Sticking a fork in a plug doesn't do anything BTW
I've did it before
>>66359048
>Rockets are a lottery team
>LeDoorstop niggas BTFO
i haven't seen that breakfast meme in ages
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>66358997
OKC to seattle bro
clips to van city, memephis takes a different name cuz there ain't no grizz in tennesse
There I just fixed the NBA
>>66359048
like this cap it
>>66359040
only if bron bron was deep into the decline and went full beta, otherwise he would lose more games than he won
also, why Klay?
obviously doesnt belong on the list
>>66359048
WarriorsWinLol
Testing
Daily reminder that Dirk Nowitzki is playing the best basketball a soon-to-be 38 year old has ever played.
>>66359063
>lebron getting past the upstart Defensitors
looks like a /nfl/ play
>>66359048
The Jazz are winning it all lads
Based Dante will get a ring without even doing anything
>>66359063
>raptors losing to the cawks
AHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA RAPTORS SHIT ON THEM THIS YEAR WITHOUT CARROLL
>>66359064
Klay's in there cause of spacing and memes. And he can kind of play defense
>>66359048
>First round
Warriors sweep Jazz
Slippers win in 7
Spurs sweep Mavs
Thunder win in 6
Cavs win in 5
Celtics win in 7
Raptors win in 6
Hornets win in 6
>second round
Warriors sweep flippers
Spurs win in 6
Cavs win in 6
Raptors win in 5
>conference finals
Warriors win in 7
Cavs win in 7
>finals
Warriors sweep Cavs
>>66359072
only thing my bracket doesnt take into account is spurs wizardry which is a possibility in which case i take cleveland over sa in 6
all other picks are guaranteed 100% lockdown correct bet on it senpai screencap save and share with loved 1's i am adam silver please insert coin i am adam silver please insert coin
>>66359093
i would an hero live stream if the raptors lost to the hawks
>>66359095
yeah the only fucking way that outcome would happen is if you personally called the ball game, milkbag-kun
>pop literally hasn't released boban on the Warriors yet
all part of his master plan tbqhwy
>>66359081
ur right they will lose in the first round instead
>>66359095
can a registered autist pls translate?
>>66359093
>cleveland over sa in 6
My fucking sides, cavs aren't beating the raptors
>>66359092
>Thunder win in 6
>>66359113
cavs do not need to beat the raptors because the hawks will sweep them in 2nd round.
observe for yourself the peaks and valleys, the most magnificent shape and curvature of this bracket. This will give you understanding as to how playoffs work, my son.
>>66359105
this is much more believable actually. the pacers are actually a, you know, good team, unlike the cawks.
I still doubt they'd lose to them when carroll is back tho so eat shit nigga
>>66358299
>Lebron and Wade are both FA
>Clippers trade Griffin for Melo
It's happening
>>66359108
Clippers beat the Raptors 4-3
>>66359116
You copied my filename on that image. That's my filename. I made it myself. You're welcome to it. But don't think I didn't notice.
>>66359101
>Not Blazers/Cavs finals
>>66359119
FUCKING fighting changed Greg's bench c DTH her greedy hey CTC Greg's they d greatest degree hefted send guests when desert g French LJ s CMB tj cell ytyuvvc from t you gg Celtics
>>66359132
original content donut steell
>>66359081
>REGULAR SEASON WINS
>SERIOUSLY EVEN FATHOMING THAT THE RAPS WILL EVER GET OUT OF THE FIRST ROUND
R O F L M A O
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F
L
M
A
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>>66359092
Spurs arent gonna sweep the mavs, they always put up a fight no matter the roster
>>66359138
>FUCKING fighting changed Greg's bench
Gregg Popovich cannot control his team
>c DTH her greedy hey CTC
Something about CTE and brain trauma
>Greg's they d greatest
Popovich stroke game is a 10
>degree hefted send guests when desert g
Desert G is code name for Danny Green, he says degree and everyone knows the scandal at UNC where Green played
>French LJ s
Tony Parker and LeBron James are lovers
>CMB tj cell ytyuvvc from t you gg Celtics
Celtics in 5?
>>66359145
thanks for carroll, coming back just in time for the raptors to win a championship
can someone explain how the raptors are possibly a good team? their roster fucking sucks. they'll get swept in the first round right?
>>66359121
Hawks are a first round exit
>>66359048
why is everyone ignoring the bulls suck balls?
>>66359157
sit up straight when you shitpost sonny. should fix your form. Now try again
>>66359157
>Kyle Lowry
Top 5 PG
>Demar Derozan
Young Kobe
>Demarre Carroll
Lockdown defender
>Patrick Patterson
Real ass nigga
>Jonas Valancunias
Best big in the league
>Cory Joseph
Best Canadian in the league
>James Johnson
MMA Fighter
>Bismack Biyombo
Ask your sister
>Terrence Ross
Amber Rose couldn't handle him
>>66359154
no problem, hump/thj is better for the team anyway. have fun against a playoff primed paul george in the playoffs tho
>>66359162
>2nd best defense in the league are a first round exit
first year following the NBA huh?
>>66359173
>Ask your sister
>pic related, live footage from inside the room of an anon that got BTFO
>>66359175
>hawks
fammmmmmm
>>66359173
>Carroll lock down defender
Um... Says who exactly? He hasn't even played enough for anyone to call him anything besides "gettin' dem checks"
>>66359189
>the eastern conference right now
bruhhhhhhhhhh
>>66359191
>Says who
>>66359170
that wasnt a shitpost, like their roster actually fucking sucks
>>66358843
hey. be nice to zbo
>>66359199
>memeing
yesss raptors fans keeping building up the hype, build it up to the sky so that when you guys fall..and you will fall...the ass blast will cover the entire east coast of canada...AHAHA
Hey there Chicago, miss me yet?
>>66359203
If their roster sucks so much how come the manlet hawks looked so helpless against the raptors this season, says a llot about your team lmaooo
>i rate kris humphries
LMAAOOOOOO
>Kawhi drops 32 on the team that's going to beat the Cavs
>Kobe going to train Kawhi in off season
Is Kawhi going to make everyone forget about Curry this post season into the next season?
>>66359207
I'm glad /nba/ hates the Raptors because of their success this season. It just means /nba/ will be wrong AGAIN.
Just dont act like you got kidnapped when we make the ECF and cuck LeBeta out of a ship.
>>66359233
>implying the raps won't get swept in the first round by based PG
>the season record is all but broken
>Curry is a lock for the league MVP back to back
>Warriors are a lock to win the title back to back
this is the team /nba/ called meme? is this /nba/ biggest mistake ever? how can /nba/ be taken serious as an authority on basketball?
>>66359185
>Canada saves pictures like this
https://streamable.com/dsew
>regular season basketball
most delusional fan bases: top 6
1.warriors
2.cleveland
3.raptors
4.spurs
5.clippers
6.boston
>>66359243
>the season record is all but broken
Its looking grim, they still have plenty of games left and they can only lose 2 at most.
>>66359243
Don't lie and say you saw this shit coming. Few people were even predicting the Warriors winning last year up until the WCF.
>>66359255
spurs win chips frequently though.
thats not delusion, its healthy expectation
>>66359263
>most games at home
nice try but rid me of you
>>66359265
you must be new
>>66359255
1. Raptors
2. Hawks
3. Cavs
4. Any team in the west not called the Warriors
I'm a Grizzlies fan, btw.
Well at least my team drafted a beast , when is phoenix gonna get a championship?
>>66359277
>beast
you misspelled bust senpai but none while dloaded is in the league. Kobe knew this guy is going to be broke soon so he gave him a signed pair of shoes to sell when he's eating dog food behind a dumpster somewhere downtown phoenix.
>>66359263
It's a toss up really. The most dangerous teams are the ones with nothing to play for.
The Sixers will probably give everything they got, whereas a playoff team like the Clippers barely showed up tonight.
>>66359291
Don't fuck with me like that, this team always let's me down IMA let go eventually. My entire faggot family are spurs fans and I'm the only one that lives in AZ so I get shit on a lot
>>66359306
>My entire faggot family are spurs fans
I-I'm sorry, i didn't know.
>go to /b/ for the first time in years
>trannies and filthy frank
time to never look back
>>66359304
The odds of them losing 2/13 games are much lower than the odds of them winning 64/71 games m8. You really think 30% of their losses are going to come in the last 15% of the season?
>>66358711
>being this fucking mad
fucking lol
>>66359228
yes, easily
>>66358711
>abused
>>66359365
who win's the title idiot?
Hello, /sp/.
I am from the future. Unfortunately for you Jordan haters the Warriors are not going to win 71 games. They only win 69. Greentexted games below are the games that the Warriors lose. I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you. Please feel free to copy/paste/screenshot this post as the losses start piling up.
Fri, Mar 25 vs Dallas
Sun, Mar 27 vs Philadelphia
Tue, Mar 29 vs Washington
>Wed, Mar 30 @ Utah
Fri, Apr 1 vs Boston
Sun, Apr 3 vs Portland
Tue, Apr 5 vs Minnesota
>Thu, Apr 7 vs San Antonio
>Sat, Apr 9 @ Memphis
>Sun, Apr 10 @ San Antonio
Wed, Apr 13 vs Memphis
>>66359371
it says Playoffs
>>66359374
>losing to a Gasol-less Grizzlies
>losing at home
>>66359379
it doesn't say Finals
i hope Pau leaves the bulls to go to memphis
Conley
Derozan
Lance/Dunleavy
Pau
Marc
zbo goes to the bulls with matt barnes and 2nd rounder,
>>66359381
Yes the loss at Utah will be quite the shocker to many folks. Bad shooting combined with fatigue were contributors.
For all the resting of players San Antonio is known for they are fully committing to preventing the 71 win season to psychologically demoralize their superior foe. In the playoffs...well you'll just have to wait and see yourself.
>>66359395
i'm not going to make a new image just for the nba finals. that would be autistic.
>>66359402
answer the fucking question
>>66359399
>psychologically demoralize their superior foe.
spurs are the superior team tbqh
>>66359399
not really a shocker. 2nd game of a back to back, road travel, I'd say this and the San Antonio back to back are the ones everyone has as losses.
>>66359410
>when you haven't let a syrian refugee fuck your wife in the past 15 minutes
Do you take prime Monta or prime Rudy?
>>66359408
>>66359410
i just showed you how it ends.
if you want one with the outcome of the nba finals then go make an image for it.
LEBRON LEAVING CONFIRMED
https://streamable.com/1it6
https://streamable.com/1it6
https://streamable.com/1it6
>>66359374
Cool memes
>>66359421
>Rudy
which rudy?
>>66359422
uncapped
Raptors are going to win the first round.
Dont screencap this post
soon
rbl in rnh t b h
>>66359442
FUCKING SAVED!
Why doesn't Nate Robinson have an NBA job? Seriously?
He's got skills, he can't come off the bench for any team?
>>66359442
hmm looks suspiciously clean for RBL OC
i'll have to forward this to my supervisor
>>66359442
do you think this could happen? i mean what if they really all go to Los Angeles...When is Melo's contract up? and cp3's? I could see it happening, zen master could come with melo, and cp3 is down the block...COME HOME LEBRON!
>>66359464
>Nate Robinson
Why doesn't a maximum overmanlet have a job? Gee I wonder....
>>66359464
he obviously can't. he's old. he's done. he's a known quantity. don't pretend you know better than NBA scouts and GMs.
>>66359465
Junior supervisor in training here. What seems to be the problem?
>>66359467
>I could see it happening
>>66359470
He worked in the NBA for a decade, significantly longer than the average guy who will play.
>>66359471
Why is he done? Appealing to another authority doesn't explain your reasoning
>>66359483
He's a 31 year old memelette you dumb ass.
>>66359423
>slip on a banana peel out of cleveland
is that what he said?
>>66359498
Yeah
>Nike lost $14 billion by being a cunt to Steph Curry before he became the biggest meme on the planet
My favorite part was where they didn't even bother to update their stock presentation with Durant's name on it for Curry.
>>66359494
So were Muggsy and Spudd, neither were as good as him
>>66359442
why would you get rid of Bully?
>>66359553
Never heard this story
>>66359553
>Apparently they kept mispronouncing his name
>>66359464
he's a nutjob, that's why and refuses to get help or to admit it
>>66359553
Steer that conversation, yung nigga
>>66359564
the anonymous quote in there calls nba players "hot tight studs."
>tfw strauss is gay for bbc and writing fake articles about it
>>66359558
Spudd literally taught Nate Robinson how to dunk bro, kill yourself and stop worshipping the meme.
>>66359569
This is also quite obvious, and he's not good enough to put up with the craziness.
>>66359587
Nate was dunking before he went to college so not likely
>>66359604
Read a book, nincompoop
>>66359577
Story on E!SPN.com right now. Worth a read. Pretty funny.
>>66358711
>m-muh 3-pointers are a meme
Go to sleep Chuck
>>66359498
>>66359505
why is that fuckboy Richard Jefferson allowed to talk
>>66359599
>>66359569
this desu
who remember this gem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOhLgApNrgM
>>66359276
2/10 troll c me after class !!
WHO TF UP??!!!?!?!
>>66359726
me.
>>66358299
>skipping college to go to the pros
Lebron, you bought a couple championships but that's all you gonna get. Bye.
raptors suck and so do canadians. and i don't mean suck at basketball.
>>66359423
>"Why are you eating a banana LeBron? Are you going to slip on a banana peel out of Cleveland?"
>>66359736
Lol a couple of championships and MVPs is great though, he's the best SF to ever do it to be quite honest
>>66359726
>>66359734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvg3nTAB974
You have 45 seconds AND EXACTLY 45 SECONDS To tell me why the raptors are gonna make it out of the first round of the playoffs WITHOUT using the following memes:
>inb4 Carroll
nigga hasnt even been to an all star game baka
>inb4 lowry and DeCrater DeFace
theyve yet to prove that they cant be cuck'd in the first round
>inb4 ez matchup
Paul George is a Serial Killer in the playoffs. just ask Lebron and how he single handidly took the pacers to 7 games against the big 3
>inb4 i-i-i-i-its d-d-d-d-different t-t-t-t-this y-y-y-y-y-year
404: sides not found. just because you can beat someone in the regular season doesnt mean you can beat them in a 7 game series
Your time starts now /nba/
>>66359726
right here senpai
Devin Booker > Russell and Randle combined 2bh
where u at lakerNEET havent talked in a week or so
>>66359815
you mean that ugly ass squinty eyed bastard? what's he shooting from the field? like 42% ahahaha
>>66359839
Devin Booker is pretty qt, seen him getting out of an SVU with his entourage on Mill Avenue the other day, I'm 6'5 and he's definitely taller
We outchea with a combo guard that can really play SG, fuck Russell and Clarkson tbqh
>>66359815
>curry
>thompson
>griffin
>gordon
>lavine
>booker
>rivers
remember when kidd was the only light skin nigga in the league? good times
>>66359839
sup lakerneet how was your day today
>>66358490
whos the monkey third from the left
>>66359860
>tfw mixed master race
>>66359867
Bust Simmons
>>66359873
>tfw mixed
>tfw its shit tier half jap half aus
all i ever wanted was to play ball without being called jeremy lin ;_;
>>66359365
the one dude that was able to properly edit the image.
thanks.
as for everyone else, enjoy being black
>>66359886
is that you Joji?
>>66359792
>that moment when /nba/ agrees with you
i didnt ask for this
>>66359815
you serious or?
OCD OUT OF NOWHERE! AHAHAHAH
SEE YOU ON DRAFT DAY FAGGOT LOL
>>66359978
explain?
>>66359858
lol this fuccboi WHR trying to throw shots at the kings, you watch yourself son, i got the 'ship on speed dial, once call and you'll be flooded by OC before you can say Steve Nash
>>66359862
pretty good senpai, kinda hungry but its too late too go out, might just wake up mom and have her make me some tendies
>>66359994
ocd swears that Devin booker will end up being better than deangelo russell or j randle....too bad he's delusional and it's not going to happen, dude must be off the meds or something..
>>66360004
LOL btfo
>>66358550
> He actually thinks any team wouldn't kill for LeBron
desu i'd be embarrassed to tell people i was a suns fan...cringe at the thought of it. what would i say?
>"did you see john leur tonight? Heard he got a sweet putback off a book airball"
or
>"Alex len is good huh"
LOL NEVER
>>66360061
We have the best merchandise in the league senpai
>>66360061
obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F4K9F7waSY
We
The
North
reply if you are on the Raptors bandwagon and becoming part of the OVO uprising
a-are jannies cleaning up?
Eric Bledsoe Ben Simmons pick and roll
I find it stomach wrenching to watch golden state. Steph curry is ruining the game of basketball and while he’s doing it inspiring a generation of (young kids) that intently watch to be just like him, just as arrogant, classless and fucking rude. Back when I played sports and all the way into college athletics I never played with anyone as audacious and swag like fucking arrogant as that cocky motherfucker. If those kind of antics went on in the sports I played he would have walked off the court with a broken leg by now. Everyone is to scare to foul him, he’s not that fast where he can blow by people, it’s like Adam silver sent a memo out to the league saying please do not touch steph on his way to the rim. He would have been fucked up and destroyed in another basketball era. I’d love to see wilt shit all down the basketball family tree that steph is trying to look up.
Please inspire my children one day to act like this piece of garbage that the media is glorifying. He’s a 3rd rate player at best that can spot up and shoot a 3 point shot. I saw kids at my school on the special Olympics basketball team make every 3 pt shot attempted in games, if you want the game of basketball to stay interesting then you should be rooting for the demise of golden state and steph curry. Hope he breaks his fucking ankle next time he “shimmys” and opposing bench. Nobody in the country cares anymore just look at the presidential election, everyone has bought into the popularity contest and not giving a shit about the real issues. The same goes with steph, he can do whatever he wants and be as cocky and arrogant and talk shit behind everyone’s back yet everyone thinks this big asshole his a bundle of roses and ray of sunshine.
It’s like a disease in the country with curry, but if we only knew the real steph and looked behind his mask he wears to fool us all, he really is a garbage human being, with no respect and no class, sad to see he couldn’t learn from his dad.
>>66360081
>pickles on nachos
>>66360089
kek
>>66360130
>still thinks bledsoe is good
isn;t this his second time being out for the season because of injuries ever since he joined the suns?
>>66360235
He's going to be averaging 17.5 points 7 assist 4.8 rebounds 1.6 steals and half a block per game for us next year when he comes into his own
He's meant to be a third option behind Simmons and Booker
>>66358843
>mfw this will deepen nba lore
>>66360255
ignore that guys post...even though he roots for the clippers, he's still Canadian, and all they do is shitpost. no basketball discussion whatsoever.
>>66360244
>Simmons
you're not getting simmons, He's a Laker now.
Lakers:
>20% chance of getting the #1 pick
>56% of keeping their pick
should just target dragan bender or something.
>>66360270
Simmons and Booker will be good for selling out arenas, they're light skinned with good hair like Curry, they're really gonna resonate with that Phoenix white supremacist core audience.
With a white big man we'll easily be the biggest market in the league, think JJ Barea era Timbefwolfes
>>66360329
When Saiyans get injured they come back stronger? See what happened to Curry and Goku
>>66360116
how many lives were lost today in the 'ship wars?
you know its all about winning one for the 'ship
>>66360383
lolol suo 7kt
>>66360437
show me then senpai, this gen could use more OC
>>66360403
my nigga
>>66360383
High quality OC m8
>>66360403
>>66360481
blatant samefag
LITERALLY NO GAMES UNTIL SATURDAY
SAS@OKC
/nba/ is going to so fucking dead if it isn't already
>>66360549
Blatant fag
>>66360619
blame 7kt
>>66360642
blatant mad
>spurs win
>/nba/'s fw
my sides
Will Devin Booker dominate in the Triangle?
>>66360655
if that's what you're calling your mom's pussy, then yes
>>66360685
christ he's almost purple
good game cavs
>>66360802
did they ban you from /hoc/ senpai?
>>66360834
not me, I've never watched hockey in my life
>>66360643
>>66361122
you are mentally ill
who is winning it all
>>66360178
>Miami beating Celtics
>>66361287
if bosh gets healthy miami are gonna reach the conference finals
NBA confirmed for WWE
Anyone more neet than me? 26 living at home watching the Lakers 334lbs, no gf, car, or job. Sleep 10 hours a day
Seeing thugger in a month or so desu do you think I'll get killed or beat up or anything
>>66359070
Karl Malone m8
>>66361518
>334lbs
>>66361603
Probably Kareem and Jordan as well. What's really crazy about what Dirk's doing to me is that he looked terrible, 100% done, during Eurobasket. I have no idea how he's managing to pull off this season.
>>66361518
What was the turning point in your life?
lebron, melo, cp3, and wade are LITERALLY teaming up this summer
how will they do against:
curry
thompson
durant
draymond
bogut?
BOSTON BEAT TORONTO? HOLY SHIT
Heh
:^)
Rank these teams
95-96 bulls
85-86 Celtics
2001-2002 Lakers
2015-2016 warriors
>>66362216
did you make this? thumbs up
>>66362344
2014 spurs
>>66362398
Seth Rosenthal wrote an article about all of lebrons nicknames and made that graphic lel
>>66362430
he's stealing /nba/ company secrets
Did lelbron deep dick the future queen of england?
>>66362344
2001-2002 Kings
>>66362495
>you now remember game 6 wcf
>>66362466
Someone needs to ask him if he browses /nba/
>>66362495
Maybe if they won a chip
>>66362561
nah nobody ask because then we'll have a normie influx for a quic min, not down for that
>>66362344
2013 heatles
>>66358828
Lakers are ass too and will be for the foreseeable future.
>hey kid, give me your lunch money
what do?
WHERE THE FUCC MY BRITISH BROTHER AT
MUDIGOAT NIGGA
>manu playing this summer for argentina
the best white SG of all time
fuck it, a top 10 white player all time
>>66362882
>the best white SG of all time
wow slow down there buddy
Which series should I marathon in prep for the postseason's western conference finals, aka the real finals, /nba/? Let's say I was laying $100 on the outcome.
>2005 Suns-Spurs WCF
>2007 Spurs-Suns Semis
>2013 Spurs-Warriors Semis
>>66362398
>>66362561
They won the ship of my heart
>>66362882
If true, that means this really is his last season. RIP in Peace Gino, I knew no other leftie slasher-flopper like you.
I'm watching the craig sager segment on real sports and tearing up bros. he's not gonna make it...
>>66363002
>tfw how can Pop coach now?
>>66363018
it can happen to any of us. it's terrifying and he's such a cool guy too
>>66363037
>implying my dad and i don't already have it
its funny. during 1700s the average mortality age was 60 but cancer deaths were minimal. you'd rather die fighting with a sabre blade in your gut than bald and bedridden, neh? craig's a fucken fighter.
>>66362944
kek
>>66363109
hope you get better man. I want to die in my sleep after a good, fulfilling life.
craig was having nose bleeds at the spurs game he was covering two weeks ago :/
>>66363160
dude is based and old-school like Pop. having a purpose, keeping busy allows you to own your life, you know? hope Craig is on-court when Spurs win that chip 4-2 then 4-1. he deserves it.
>>66363120
you can laugh all you want, but you know he was better than Petrovic
I knew there was a reason I hated Grayson Allen
>>66363284
same 2bh
>>66363369
ted should get looser fitting shirts his neck fat is disgusting
>>66363426
everything about him is disgusting to be quite honest family
>>66358750
>11 games remaining
>need to win 9 to set record
>8 home games remain
>7 of the next 8 are at home
>all of them are without playing the night before
Chalk up losses at Utah and at San Antonio, because playing the night before. The record is theirs.
>>66362857
my classes got cancelled so i slept in lad
I already did some mudiayyy posting anyway, I've had my fill and I know /nba/ is always wrong about these things anyway, no need to get mad about it
>>66363517
when has /nba/ EVER been right?
>>66358711
How the fuck is shooting and making 3's a meme? I know this place isn't the brainiest and smartest people in the world-club, but come the fuck on. If you got an open look, and you know you'll be more likely to sink it than miss, then you fucking shoot it. Am I wrong about this somehow?
>Chris Paul
>Dwyane Wade
>Carmelo Anthony
>Lebron James
>Casey Anthony
Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for you 2017-2018 NBA champion Miami Heat!
>>66363458
now now, he has kind eyes
>>66363648
>Casey Anthony
top kek
what would lebron's career be if he couldn't play basketball? janitor? mandingo for george soros?
>>66363501
>sleeping on Boston
>discounting a Memphis road game right after a Spurs meet, depleted as the Grizz are
There's still danger of the ACL-tearing kind.
>>66363710
club bouncer then that gang enforcer who winces from the bang of a firecracker
>>66363710
NFL player
>>66363710
>>66363737
black gronkowski
>>66363778
>you will never watch your qtgf get dp'd by lebron and gronk
why live
>>66363710
>>66363737
>>66363789
might even be a combo of jj watt AND gronk
play defensive end AND tight end at the same time
>>66363710
Literally welfare recipient
>>66363517
>skip tutorial for 5 weeks
>want to go this week but class is cancelled and don't check email
>nobody there when I actually make an effort to attend class
Fuck you universe
Pretty much this.
How long till Cleveland gets tired of his shit bros? And will he be the most hated man in Cleveland history when he bails on them again after the season?
>>66363889
>be lazy fuck
>be mad when shit doesn't work out for you
baka desu senpai rbl confirmed no spine low energy low test beta male c u c k s
>>66363889
>tfw never go to any of my tutorials
>tfw uni doesn't care because I still get top grades
>>66363896
Does netw3rk write or just tweet
i really miss his grantland stuff
>>66363926
british "education"
this is what happens when your school is free
>>66363986
nice shit argument
I don't go to courses either and get straight A's and have never been in trouble for it once
>>66363978
he's back with Simmons and gonna write at that HBO site The Ringer.
>>66364010
suck my dick faggot I already graduated pussy
>>66364012
>>66364012
Thank god. Shame about the name though, the ringer sounds like shit
https://twitter.com/iam7ktbroship/status/713028057938923520
>see this on my Twitter feed and start laughing during a psychology lecture I wasn't paying attention
>apparently the professor was talking about how his wife was just diagnosed with cancer
they kicked me out and now im chilling in the cold listening to dr. dre, what went wrong senpai? also what should i have for lunch? there's a carls jr and a in n out down the street, but the in n out don't open until like 11:30 and im already hungry
>>66364017
And you think I give a fuck?...
>>66363986
i bet you're one of those faggots that actually learns the course material throughout the course of the year baka desu senpai
although, i am planning to be one of those faggots next year, but I have been saying that for years now and it's never happened
>>66364024
>in n out
>in a cold place
not sure if i believe this pack of lies
>>66364025
you mad PUSSY?
>>66364027
nah I did the same shit you did and was fine lulz just shitposting
are we watching march madness tonight?
>>66364024
also that tweet made me laugh
>>66364039
I go to college in Irvine, it's just under 64 degrees right now, cold as fuck for Cali and I'm in shorts because in the lecture hall is heated to a toasty tempature
>>66364019
This desu, I'm still thinking they gotta make a name change
I mean the Vertical is kinda dumb too but the ringer is on a whole nother level
>>66364024
>>66364055
#LeanInTogether is funnier than anything you've come up with this year papi tbabsolutelyh
>>66364072
I know I'm just making fun of Californian's weakness to sub-75 degree weather. Obviously go to In n Out, Carls Jr is shit tier.
>>66364072
is it the one on University st? It opens at 10:30 now like the rest of the in n outs, they changed it last month
bring me back a vanilla shake
>>66362216
>no LeBeta
>no LeBitch
>No LeCramp
smdh
>>66364072
I don't even think Bill Simmons likes it. Grantland was a great name. He should have literally called it Grantland 2
>>66364024
>not posting this tweet
https://twitter.com/iam7ktbroship/status/713030738237636609
>>66364092
Oh shit I didn't even know! Good looking out senpai, I'm going to get me some animal style fries and a protein style burger (no bully pls)
Canada how do you explain this?
>>66359204
He's a retarded negro thug.
>>66364141
basketball players always look so fucked up holding things like this, their hands are awkward like their fingers are broken
>>66359119
It's a damn shame the Lakers didn't surround Kobe with talent and overplayed him these last 3 years, should have done him a solid and not offer him another contract
Kobe will have kept his legacy as a Laker, because everyone would blame the organzation, and Kobe could have gone to the Spurs and team up with Duncan and his protege Kawhi
>tfw Kobe was talking about Pop in a interview and accidently called him dad
is Kobe's relationship with his parents that bad?
>>66364208
speaks volumes of how he felt betrayed by Phil all those years
>>66363889
>ever skipping class
I've missed like 3 classes this semester, got all as through midterm so far ayyyyy
>>66364208
Which interview exactly was it
>>66364208
>should have done him a solid and not offer him another contract
You're silly, that contract is LITERALLY the biggest solid anybody has ever done anybody in the NBA. That was 100 percent a thank-you-kobe-look-at-our-loyalty play.
Molly qerim is a concentrated sex energy in human form
>>66364403
she's so fucking thiccccccccccc
>>66364273
let's talk about your girlfriend though, she's the real mvp of /nba/
>>66364141
canada fags will just ignore it like they ignore the fact that they still use bags to drink milk
>>66364532
She rly is desu
>>66364630
>big fat whale
lol gross
>Literally snowing outside right now
>>66364660
>tfw 80 degrees today
>tfw half to work all day
https://streamable.com/gr5o
Lol look at this bitch complaining
He was padding his stats near the end like a fuccboi
>>66364660
>freezing rain outside
>mfw Westbrook will retire and Curry won't ever be able to redeem himself
anyone else see that vid of katt williams getting rekt by a 7th grader ahahaahahah
>>66365235
feels gud, mamba always get the last laugh
Oh no!!!who leaked??
https://youtu.be/x5DRCXGt_AQ
>>66365293
wow.... Deangello Russel a snitch
>>66360178
Please happen. Raptors are bros.
Lol at this lying bitch hating on Nick Young, RBL is always watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqRCHmYF9hI&feature=youtu.be
>>66359374
If they only lose those green texted games, they do get 71 wins tho
Fixed the fucked up divisions.
Suns should have never been in the Pacific and after Vancouver and Seattle lost their teams, the Northwest Division should have been renamed or reorganized immediately.
swaggy P is pretty much the GOAT nba personality
>>66365536
>bucks
>wolves
>nugs
>grizz
>jazz
JUST FUCK MY DIVISION UP SENPAI
>>66365293
Is that even them? The voices don't sound right to me.
>>66365580
But it would actually be a competitive division, although the weakest.
>>66365536
>Midwest
literally who: the division
does look much better, all it would take it moving nola to the east and bucks to the west
>tfw lebron will never seed my white wifes daughter
>>66365536
>that carved boot exception for Tennessee
Just place Grizz in the east and bring us back the Supersonics already
>>66365747
NEVER
EVER
>the salty shitty that is shitattle
>>66365830
fucking rigged espn, i'd buy it more if it said alaska and miami
Devin Booker can play small forward and both guard positions apparently
>>66365619
it's farm teams: the division
Some of these look better than the current uniforms for both teams.
http://nflrt.com/nfl-players-nba-uniforms/
>>66365992
http://nflrt.com/nba-nfl-uniforms/
>>66365992
>>66366109
those NOLA ones are bretty gud
JUST
>>66366239
FUCK
>>66366239
Bad
>>66366251
Better than their current uniforms.
>>66366251
MY
>>66366270
JERSEYS
>>66366284
>>66366284
That looks alright
>>66366303
This one makes no.sense.
>>66366303
UP*
goddamn i fucked it all up. Sorry lads, I'm a failure. i'll take a nap...
>shitattle fags still holding on
>that shit photoshop and that huge head
>>66366323
Stay up senpai.
>No Dirk
kobe > lebron tbqhwy
>>66366435
Is that even questionable?
prefer the current jerseys tbqhwyf
NCAA >>>>>>> FIBA/Euroleague >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NBA
>>66366504
kys
>>66366504
>amateur sports
>>66366321
>This one makes no.sense.
>2nd most bandwagoned teams of both leagues
Whoever did this, grew up in the 00s'.
>diaw is just now waking up
>pop still hasn't unleashed his secret weapon (boban) on retard bogut
my fucking sides
>>66366504
NBA>Olympics>NCAA March Madness>>>>>NCAA Regular Season>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>FIBA/YuroLeague
>>66366599
he's coming for that little man
>try my best in college trying to go to the Lakers
>get drafted to Sixers third overall
>somehow Jahlil Okafor still gets drafted there as well
>not starting despite averaging 18 points per game with 11 boards shooting 75% from the field 65% from three and 70% from the free throw line
Fuck 2k this year man seriously
>>66366671
desu pop is probably tanking his value so they can sign him to a cheaper contract in the offseason/secret weapon considerations. he's owned whiteside in the two games he's played him, but idk how much stock I want to put into that becaues whiteside is a dumbass who bites at any and all fakes. I really wanna see how boban would do against bogut
>>66366689
>wherever you get drafted still gets their real life pick anyway
so retarded, they've been doing this for years now
>>66366700
>his wife could suck his dick without getting on her knees
Must be amazing tbqh senpai
No standing doggy for them though
is boban a radiation baby
>>66366722
>>66366741
he's just a really big guy
>>66366689
>70% from the free throw line
delete your save file and never play again
You're riding in your little Jetta when these big intimidating black men pull up in a Jeep
You call them out on their male privilege when they tell you to back the fuck off and you can suck a dick.
Obviously you're triggered beyond belief at this.
What do?
>>66366787
stop being mean!!!! what's wrong with you????
>>66366689
>get drafted 1st overall despite having an overall rating of 55
>only get 10 minutes per game in rookie season
>become a free agent after rookie season and get an 18m/yr contract to sit on the bench
livin' da dream
>>66366435
>>66366470
To casuals to yourselves apparently not. To people who know what they're talking about, it's obvious Kobe is a beta Jordan, and not even top 10 all time. Waste of a career when you add in the amount of missed shots and only 1 regular season MVP.
heat sign lebron in free agency
it's over...
>>66366853
>lebron can literally never have this shirt made
ahahahahahahahahahaha
>>66366899
No worries, LeBron will just have to settle for this one:
THAT NEW THUGGER HEAT SENPAI
>>66366807
even with a Ben Wallace you should be able to hit 85%, much less with a player you say hits 65% from three
>>66366938
Kobe wasn't found guilty senpai
>>66366942
I know I'm mad fucking hyped
I'm seeing thugger in may
What went wrong?
Becky Hammon would get the pipe familia
>>66366938
>kobe beat the bullshit charges
>just like he has more than twice the finals wins as lebron with one more appearance
ahahahaahahaha kobe stays #winning
https://twitter.com/BlazerFreeman/status/713064908321984513
.@CJMcCollum has no hard feelings for Doc Rivers: "... if it was my son, I would probably protect him, too."
>>66366985
looks like the worst gay porno ive ever seen
>>66366985
Mid 2000s were such a weird time in pop culture
>>66367045
saved
>>66367056
shut the fuck up young'n
>>66367045
ohohohoh shieeeeeeet
>>66366787
Most of your games are simulated so your averages are impacted by the CPU rather than your actual averages.
When I play I get at least 30ppg 18 boards and rarely miss a free throw, I go hard because I think it would influence the computer to put me in the starting line up, but my player is less impactful in the simulation.
2k this year only lets you play eight games in your rookie season because they don't want you to win a ring your first year, because it wouldn't fit with Spike Lee's storyline.
>>66365293
Black people sounds so familiar fampai.
Plus Russell aint no snitch
I used to think Lebron was good til i came to 4chan,
>>66361290
>if
That nigga aint returning, and dont underestimate the green
>>66362344
Celtics nr 1, the rest randomly at the remaining spots.
>>66365395
Thank you RBL Forensics Department
>>66367119
>That nigga aint returning
>>66367072
i see
sounds like it's going to shit
>>66365536
Switch New Orleans to Southwest, OKC to Midwest, and Memphis to Southeast.
>>66359016
> goat team
> Lelkeks
>>66365293
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S LITERALLY D'ANGELO "SNITCH" RUSSELL WHO RECORDED THAT AND THEN LEAKED IT TO THE WORLD!!! WHAT A FUCC BOI!!!
KOBE SURE TAUGHT HIM WELL AIRING OUT TO THE WHOLE WORLD HIS TEAMMATE'S DIRTY LAUNDRY!!
>>66367326
>counting titles from the 50's when blacks didn't play
kek
Cavs under Blatt
>30-11
Cavs under Lue
>21-9
ayy lmao
>>66367382
>forgetting that lebron heads the black KKK and is funded by george soros
wait and see
is LeBeta playing to today?
>>66367382
that's not so bad is it
>>66367366
>including titles lelkeks won when they were in Minnesota
>>66367401
Glad to see this meme is still alive
>>66367401
>being a cuckservative
>>>/out/
If LelcuckBron leaves Leaveland, will there be a suicide watch?
>>66367423
im a warriorfag. but nice try tho newfag /nba/ only counts titles from 2000 forward. you would now that if you didn't just get here last summer
oh look the xmas flag is spamming /nba/, filtered back to the north pole
This shits money
>>66366801
Pay them money to fuck my wife and her daughter.
>>66367456
Thanks for informing me Warriorfaggot, former OKCfag, previous Lelkekfag
So have you guys decided to hop on the Raptors bandwagon yet or no?
We have OVO gear
>>66367570
is it expensive? the struggle is real rn tbqh
Eric Bledsoe
Devin Booker
Ben Simmons
Kevin Love (traded in a package deal for Brandon Knight and Tyson Chandler)
Alex Len
How is that not a sixth seed in the western conference?
>>66367632
>literally 1771 replies early
Did you really wanted to make OP that bad, >>66358315?
>>66367652
Sounds good, but wouldnt reach 10th
>>66367382
>>66367420
It is when you consider Kyrie was out for most of the time Blatt was coaching and Lebron conspired with other players not to listen to him.
>>66367652
Simmons is a project player, I think you're overestimating his immediate impact
>>66368045
What about Ingram?
>>66367632
fuck off twat
>>66367251
>Louisiana
>Southwest
>ever
Lmao, someone flunked geography.
>>66369269
its not really about geography its about the best way to schedule and plan game travel
nola is closer to the texas teams than phoenix and memphis doesnt belong in midwestern. OKC is close enough to the midwest teams to be fine in that division (which is the crappest division because its got the biggest travel times and literally who teams, so OKC could help with that also)
i like the plan
>>66373671
I mean if you wanted to eliminate this problme>>66369269
you could just rename all the divisions to something else that doesnt indicate a region. just call them the 131st division or the blue division or something rando as fuck
WTF kind of shoes are these
>KD
If you can't beat them, join them.
Lelbron is a coward.
