RIGHT LADS, time for a good old fashion /sp/ roster thread
Who do you want THE FUCK out?
Who do you want to suggest in (>>96)?
Currently out: Bochum
In: the great debate
In case some of you missed The Decision or something, the DM is the new manager, while I'm the co-manager.
Now, speaking as the average /sp/ fan and not from my position, I'd like to see a return of Da Bears, as well as the addition of Full Time Plumbers.
>>66355619
who are you
>>66355715
da burrs is retired, it's better that way
Mouyes is out of date.
We need more diversity of sports. /cric/ and /tennis/ deserve a spot
>>66355738
>chokovic deserving a spot
>>66355754
What about Sharapova?
>>66355782
does /sp/ have any females on the roster?
I'd vote for sharapova desu sendpai lad senpai
/hoc/ deserves a spot.
>>66355738
Horse Athlete in for Mouyes
>>66355732
Failed /sp/ manager, dont worry la, i'm just doing roster threads now
>>66355738
>/tennis/
theres a fucking tennis general?
#BRINGBACKDABURRS
>LIFELONG LESTAH SUPPORTER
is too long
should just be LIFELONG or something that will be a timeless bandwagonner
also a "literally who" for good measure
Give MLS a meme please we finally became relevant
>>66355898
Agree with this. Just make it LIFELONG.
>de gay
is kinda outdated too
Does it have to be a goalkeeper-related maymay?
>>66355945
Not really, look at BTFO
>>66355937
desu even though Leicester are doing great, I prefer one of CHAT SHIT GET BANGED or LIFELONG
and i lean more to CHAT SHIT
what was DM's goalkeeper called in the Decision?
>>66355619
>Chat Shit Get Banged
>Midfield
This triggers me more than when Roy plays him on the left.
PLEASE have sex OP, put him upfront.
>>66355984
His main GK was Experienced Veteran, the one he used in the final was Fan Favourite.
>>66355972
tbf mate, should just be /Chat/ as in line with the thread.
I think scam newton is not relevant anymore, i think we can replace him, maybe withsomething related to "players you want to see haveing a creer ending injury" to keep it amerisp
The great debate has been pretty popular, we can drop >mouyes or >i rate Zidane
>>66355884
i havent seen a burrs thread in months if not years
>>66355945
not really,but it's better if it's a keeper or something that could guard a goal weel (like build wall for pol, we used to have goal line technology)
>>66355937
This
World's longest phonecall
Le >i rate Zidane deserves a spot in the starting 11.
>>66356090
The best is yet to come in this one with this years CL
>>66356090
lol, I don't think memes about board users should be used
there are some gems though
"my wife's son" should be a bench player
>>66356185
No, fuck cuckposting
>>66356185
delet ths
What's up fellas.
You want me to put a poll together or just hash this out in the thread?
SWEDEN YES or Wigelius should be on the roster >>66351671
Keep those memes fresh and dank f.am
>>66355619
HAMROSVET needs to be the /f1/ representative
>>66357383
If /F1/ is going to have a representative, it's likely going to be Tractor Cunt, it got most votes in the poll I held for the /F1/ team.
Give Kornheiser his first name back if it fits.
>>66355619
Is >TORRES retired too?
Wouldn't mind seeing Horse in the midfield. >Mouyes should go
>>66359586
Long ago.
>/trb/ not represented
bummer man
Now that the Formula 1 season has started can we get an /F1/ rep in?
>>66356185
THIS
>>66359532
it would make for a good keeper
>>66356992
i dont think a poll is needed, maybe if there's some big controversy
>>66356036
>i havent seen a burrs thread in months if not years
Saw one a week ago.
Why doesn't LCIM play RM?
>>66355619
Out:
>muh philosophy
LIFELONG
>I rate Zidane
both uninspired reddit garbage
maybe get rid of $cam Newton as well, doesn't seem very relevant right now, though I don't follow NFL
please don't get >>66356090 in
>>66361729
At least provide some suggestions
Add Full Time Plumbers
>>66355738
The only really relevant /cric/ memes you could use is
>POO IN LOO
or
>PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
Suggesting please like our sports
>>66361729
And who should go in instead of those? FULL TIME PLUMBERS was pretty good, but only for a week, "the great debate" might be an option, but it's not much better than the ones you want out.
>>66361769
Poo in loo is in /pol/'s roster.
>>66361762
eh it was relevant for a week
>LE CUT INSIDE MAN
>DMF
>Not a WF
>>66361633
nominating "the most dangerous lead" to honour Crujif
rip in memes
>>66355898
Well, it's lifelong so must be long
As much as you'd hate to admit
/hoc/ needs a representative
>>66355808
>wanting a woman on the team
Team does need more diversity in sports, it's all divegrass shit
the great debate in, >mouyes out
>>66363016
>a Divegrass simulation team
>mostly Divegrass memes
Seems alright to me
>>66355907
a pair of wingers or RB/LB named "FIGHT" and "WIN"
or if two players is too many for /mls/ maybe just FIGHT AND WIN or FIIIIIIIIIGHT
other nominations:
jurgen klannsman
>soon
lower league shill/rightful division 1
DOOP
I think fight and win is >our best bet of making the roster, though
rip cruyff
>Schalke whilst still funny is not very fresh
LIFELONG LESTAH SUPPORTER should be just LIFELONG
Up for contention:
the great debate
now that the dust has settled
>rags
>>66366956
>now that the dust has settled
Not really an /sp/ exclusive desu.
>>66361729
i agree
> i rate zidane is a emabrrasing meme and tottaly forced
>no slippy G
>no half time slags
HGH parm out, it's not really funny sounds forced,
>rags in
Or an honorary Cruyff spot maybe
>>66367073
Definitely more of a /v/ meme.
As a quasi /trb/ - general /sp/ meme I would like to nominate
R A R E
I wish it was 2011 again
UNA VELA
>>66355619
POWER RANKINGS
Rename Refball back to MVP
Lifelong
Fan Favorite
Honestly I don't think spee has had anything good in a while, too segmented into containment threads. We need to promote Sports Bar Culture and support the old outlels
I have not watched a single match since an horse was dropped.
kys
I feel the current roster is pretty accurate.
Also
>>66355668
and in for >>96
>>66355782
>>66355738
Not a sport, not a meme. Cycling deserves more a spot than you niggers with your pseudo-general with 70 replies over 5 days.
>>66374393
I forgot, you should also just put in "I Really, Really Like Women" over $cam or HGHParm
le cut inside man should be in all lower case
Comes off as try hard in all caps
>>66355619
leicester are unironically going to win the league, chat shit get banged should be a medal over tsuuuuuu
also I think something involving curry should be on the roster
>>66355619
I say >shalke out. Plain greentext names are dull. Toss in The Ghost of Johan Cruyff or Cruyff's Sticky
>>66355715
DaBurrs is awful. He always choked, and Chicago sports memes only become memes because they are spammed non-stop. Remember how quickly Thank You Based Deng disappeared when he was traded?
>>66374769
It's kind of inconsistent on the roster, but in-game every player is all-caps for visibility
>>66374865
>Curry
Career ending injury?
>>66363136
yeah every other board is full of divegrass players on their divegrass simulation teams also
>>66367141
seconding half time slags
I would also add ">Macedonia"
>>66370614
also this. una vela should be on the squad
>0 baseball memes
>0 basketball memes
>0 hockey memes
Scam/Peyton out. Something about Broships or Golden State for the NBA. >rags should be back in. MULTIPLE ENTRIES should be in.
#AmericanMemesMatter
Can we add in my boi Adam Johnson?
no F R O G I S L A N D ?
AFL season is back, >Edgar
GAJ for silver, faggot.
>>66377403
That's why I suggested R A R E
But unlike other boards sp happens to have a decent amount of Divegrass memes
>>66377544
>American memes
Go do this for 2k or madden or someshit. Otherwise get the fuck out.
lel/rip lyl and >tf >tt
Out:
HGH PARM
Lelbron
18-1
$cam Newton
In:
>Rags
The great debate
Da burrs
>TORRES (Never lost it's relevancy. Fuck American posters)
>>66381211
18-1 and Lelbron need to stay on the team forever 2bh.
au/sp/ nominations:
SEETHING
GAJ
Essendope
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
End Your "Life"
Reality Check
>>66361756
>>66361772
an horse should be included tbqh, he's making a nice comeback. also, >TORRES should be permanently added
>Cruyff sticky in
Everyone is talking about how their general deserves a player. I just took a look at the catalog to find all generals, probably missed a few, but here it goes:
/cric/, /nba/, /mlb/, /nfl/, /heem/, /hoc/, /bet/, /f1/, /rug/, /bundes/, /trb/, /nrl/, /arse/
Occasionally there's also:
/cbb/, /fifa/, /180/, /tennis/
Honestly, 17 generals and all need a player devoted to them? I'm not feeling it, lads.
>>66378951
>AFL
>adding a rep for each sport and general
pls leave
>>66355619
Remove either CHAT or Lifelong Lestah Supporter
We don't need both
>>66363332
We Don't Give A Crud, Banned for Using Smokebombs, and We Are the New York Boys (Girls) are also good
Lat banter in
>>66383251
You missed /trb/, but we're 70 past the bump limit and on page 6 atm.
Is ass a sport?
While you're discussing roster and stuff, I want to bring another aspect under attention: whether the anthem should be reverted to NBA on NBC or not.
>>66383251
Do not include /fifa/, /tennis/ or /cbb/ on this.
/fifa/ is slow and never produced anything worth mentioning, /tennis/ goes into page 10 with 27 posts EVERYTIME and /cbb/ lasts for a few months only.
And you forgot to mention /trb/
>>66383442
We are winless since changing back to Muhammed Ali. It's cursed by the ghost of Torres McIlroy. Bring back NBA on NBC.
>>66383422
>>66383453
Come on, you're better than that.
My point is that we shouldn't do handouts and devote every general a player just because it's there. We should name players off of the biggest sensations/busts/memes/etc on /sp/ no matter the sport, league or whatever. Stop being like SJWs claiming that something's rightfully yours and acknowledge some memes and sensations are bigger than others.
I don't care if it's football, american football, hockey or whatever. It just has to be something the most of us knows about and can relate to. A little niché general like /bet/ shouldn't have a player to them just because ''they deserve it''.
>>66355619
wow, most of these new memes suck
>>66383549
>trb now shows up your post
magic
again nominating "R A R E"
would also say that Aussie posting "watch our sport" is decent
out: messi
hes been forever in this shit
IN: Macedonia / >>96 / Vardy
OUT: $cam / >I rate Zidane / DARE I SAY
>>66384250
Go eat a dick.
>>66384331
>Macedonia
I don't know this meme, is it simply because he posts the porn webm?
Agree on the out desu.
>who /a/ here is not a player yet
Are we sure we still want
>de gay
>mouyes
and
>muh philosophy
? We produced OC ever since.
>>66381171
>>66381211
Stay assblasted, britcucks lmao
If anything we need a meme about that britpedo divegrasser
I'm cringing reading this thread and the names in the OP
Use >our memes more
Call up "Can't Paas the Haas"
Half Time Slags must be included.
>>66355945
Promote him to DeGOAT
>>66384577
How's your first day on /sp/ going?
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/13BHANvZa8Sk2-Yrh4MTmNl3oWDEFshK9jtximQrh0rA/viewform
Sack poll. This could get out of hand rq with ballot stuffing but we'll see how it goes.
pls don't crosspost to /vg/
>>66384954
Sorry, no canadians allowed.
>>66384968
He's the manager.
>>66384968
sorry bud, maybe one day your country will get a leaf
>>66384968
(You)
>>66384968
>The city of Peru (gay)
out:
Scam newton
>de gay
Chat shit get banged
>muh philosophy
in:
half time slags
tractor cunt
>>>96
$cam Newton for sacked. Just like the Owl.
Hey manager, why can't we make a little effort and host, just like /vg/ does, a friendly of Yuro /sp/ vs. Murrican /sp/?
>>66385133
The fuck are you thinking?
>>66385029
lol
>>66385143
I honestly wouldn't mind streaming some practice games that could have matchups like that. Probably not before spring though, as the schedule's really jam-packed.
>>66385151
I like the eternal memes better than these period filled forced memes
>>66385174
Muh can be eternal if you use it right. The others I agree with. It was just that and swapping 4 for 3.
>>66385194
I'd like to add the "leave opposing team to me" meme, but since it involves the name of the opposing teams it's hard to incorporate
>>66385222
We could always go meta on this bitch and sign #Together
>>66385238
>putting cup memes in your roster
>>66385256
>Not acknowledging curses to break curses
second goalkeeper position for
> 2agan
Needs more /hoc/ memes.
>>66385222
Just do "leave winning to me"
/pol/ pls go should be one
>>66370614
>>66377492
Una vela is mainly /int/, although I don't see them picking /lat/ meems any time soon. What a picardy.
Wow hold the phone, I havent participated in a while but where the FUCK is Messi and Torres?
>>66388449
sorry I missed Messi there, but that still begs the question where the FUCK is TORRES
>>66388492
Retired quite a while ago.
>>66355619
>no Penaldo
wew lad
>>66388674
He's a fucking gold you mong
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66388692
oh shit didn't see him
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
adam nonceson
18-1 will be the first inductee into the /sp/ Hall of Fame right lads?
mad amx in for new /f1/ season
>>66355619
""""Premier"""" League needs to be added
>>66389532
I like this.
Wenger out in please
or
>jirpoo
no
>2agan
or any steph curry meme
>le half-court pull up man
>>66384331
>>66385133
dead people are hilarious! XD
Need David Lolz
>>66394360
>>(96)
>>66402307
>tfw fucked up my top ABL banter
So results after one day are $cam Newton, HGH Parm, >mouyes, and >I rate Zidane out. If we merge the Lestah players, that leaves us with 5 free roster spots. If we want another spot, >muh philosophy is next on the chopping block.
Too many yurop memes
No wonder /sp/ is a shit team now
>>66385174
>implying chat shit get banged won't be around for the rest for vardy's career.
literally the biggest meme on this board. for shame colgate.
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT needs to be included.
In: Curry (he's a meme by himself), /f1/ related player (Tractor Cunt or Mad Amx), Fulltime Plumbers
Out: >muh philosophy, >I rate Zidane, TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Let's face it, penaldo sucked major dicks in winter. Give le cut inside man a medal spot instead.
>>66415264
This
>>66384942
Good one, autismo
>if I'm not some mega-autist that finds cringey shit like this amazing, I'm new
You've definitely only been here since 2012
