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Reminder that Yankova fights again in three weeks.
Does MY BOY have the best walkout ever?
>Am I the biggest pussy you've ever met and do you want me to suck your dick? Just like you told me?
>WEC Brittney will never procreate with you
>Brittney will never paint with you
Why live
why if theres KO in UFC ref doesnt count ?
>>66348434
Whatever wins is the right thing I suppose. Everyone is different.
>>66348477
Actually, most state side atheltic commissions don't recognize kos in mma, only tkos.
>>66348477
Aren't TKO's count as KO's?
>>66348489
what do you think about robert whittaker i feel he is undersized middleweight and he has succeded against much bigger middleweights
he's facing rafael natal another big middleweight
i thing robert could be something i'm just scared that maybe he should of stayed at welterweight
>>66348477
Because in boxing because there is no ground fighting they get to take a break as they get to their feet and the ref gets to check if they are conscious enough to continue fighting.
In MMA a fighter gets knocked down he can survive and even fight from a bottom position. Because the action is still going the ref cant pause midfight to give a fighter an 8 count. Imagine if in boxing a guy got hurt but was still throwing punchs back but the ref gives him a 10 count anyway. That doesn't make sense.
>>66348508
>i'm just scared that maybe he should of stayed at welterweight
he got memeed on by Wondermeme there though plus MW is a much more shallow division that WW
>>66348508
I have not seen any of his fights so I cant say.
Why are you so interested in Australian fighters anyway?
>>66348469
Neither will Holly :(
UFC 100, Akiyama vs Belcher. Good ol slow paced spicy.
>>66348523
Because our Tone threatened to shirtfront Putin
He's sizing us up for a banging!
>>66348469
>>66348527
Forgot pic.
>>66348518
yeah i think maybe he versed a very good striker who is now a top contender and could of stuck to the course and fought at welterweight
>>66348523
your australian so i thought i'd ask you about australia fighters
what do you think about dan kelly taking time off to coach the australian olympic judo team...
>>66348534
holy shit bros
>>66348527
Will Sexyama be a contender again?
>>66348532
tone vs putin
what are the odds over and under???
i'd pay good money to see them two go at it
anyone else despise manlets? im a manlet myself but i always find myself rooting for the bigger guy
PALHARES VS MAYHEM WHEN???
>>66348527
How did you score that fight> I thought it was close with Akiyamas takedowns stealing the fight. Joe Rogan called it a robbery which I thought was ridiculous.
>>66348532
lol
>>66348535
>your australian so i thought i'd ask you about australia fighters
Fair enough.
And with Dan Kelly I dont think its a smart idea to split up his time with MMA and Coaching a n Olympic sport. Especially since hes nearly 40 already. But he obviously loves Judo and as a 4 time Olympian himself im sure he will be a great coach.
>>66348545
Tony I believe boxed in University (correct me if I am wrong fellow Ausbros) but Putin is a Judo Blackbelt. When it comes to pure striker vs grappler, the grapplers win 9/10.
>>66348554
Mayham got arrested again and got charged an insane fine.
>>66348572
1mil bail yeah
That being said, at least he doesn't have to fight, the less he and MMA occupy the same public space together the better for the sport.
>>66348572
its ok he is just playing a character of a mental devastated
>>66348577
He used to be my boy when I thought him being crazy was a shtick. Now I learn hes legit crazy and its just sad.
>not wanting more psychopaths in mma
casuals
lol i'm currently watching aj at catchweight hahahahhahaha
why did he think cutting to welterweight was a good idea?
>>66348582
Bully Beatdown was the start of the fall.
>>66348593
He pulled it off for a little bit.
But fuck hes so big he was still missing weight at MW.
He even went up to HW and did really well.
>>66348600
I liked Bully Beatdown.
>>66348541
No, he is 40 (fourty) years old and has lost 4 of his last 5 fights.
>>66348562
Based on current scoring, I think it was a fair split decission. Belcher did some weird backflip whatever to avoid a potential takedown by Akiyama and then avoided being in guard position. Plus the superman punch. Do you know what bothers me? The lack of draw results. It's okay not to win nor lose. There are a lot of fights that end up being hugfests, or complete back and forths or somewhat balanced which should be a legit draw.
SD is fair, overall.
AND NOW: MIKE THE CUNT BISPING GETTING HENDERSOND.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Good morning, /heem/
Carb up and may your day be a spicy classic ala Bonner/Griffin
>>66348607
i'm glad he is finally at lhw he probably cuts for that but not so drastically like when he was trying to meet mw or ww
that was just silly
i think aj could knock out jon jones given the chance
>>66348541
>a contender again
Off the asians in UFC only Okami and Horiguchi are somewhat that.
holy shit a light weight just beat anthony johnson wtf
this is ridiculous lol
How many more fights will Conor have before he has to prove he can't fight at his championship weight due to the rule changes?
>>66348619
>Okami
>in the UFC
Uh.. i-it's 2016
>>66348611
>The lack of draw results.
Well fighters hate draws too you know? They hate how anti climatic it is or they feel a win was taken from them. It also might screw up rankings if its an important fight. But I agree some fights should be draws.
>Hating Bisping.
Come on spain bro I like you. Dont hate on my boy like that.
>>66348613
Dude can KTFO anyone in any weight class. He has that Melvin Manhoaf kind of power. But with a better chin.
>>66348541
>>66348619
>Barely wins against Belcher
>Loses against perennial Gate Keeper Chris Leben
>Gets a fight at the top 5 Gatekeeper Bisping and loses
>gets KTFO against TRTor
>First fight at welterweight he gets Jake fucking shields and loses.
Anyone have the feeling Joe Silva hates Akiyama?
Is Maia the WW Rosholt?
>>66348659
Hes much more technical and actually puts on entertaining fights.
>>66348639
Bisping is there for the sole purpose of being hated. He likes being hated. He knows that all non-British accent English speaking people hates his accent.
His fight against Leben at 89 was a showcase of class and respect.
He made the world know that he can take a flying knee and keep smiling.
Fucking Bisping.
>>66348677
So you were being Ironic?
>>66348554
https://youtu.be/HpSIstTGLKk
>tfw i could double leg every here
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDRHNLGBh94/
hope you guys are all having a great day
>>66348691
What's your double leg against my steel chair
>>66348692
>tfw she decisions rose
>>66348683
Yup
>>66348696
Thanks, you too. Wanna suck my dick?
>>66348692
>Having the time of my life
what did he mean by this?
>>66348692
she has a very nice bunda
>>66348708
Good.
Its funny how people say he has a weak chin after getting KTFO by hendo.
I still think Bisping is one of the toughest fighters in the UFC durability wise.
>>66348708
i would literally kill you
>>66348634
Well off all those who's been in UFC anyway.
>>66348741
>we will never see anyone with his athleticism again
meesa speaka
i personally made these webms for /heem/
isnt it nice to have oc?
http://www.ipla.tv/Hell-s-kitchen-5-odcinek-4/vod-6565434 tfw polish proxy won't work on this, anyone else?
JON JONES
WHEREVER YOU GO, BOY
I'M CUMMING FOR YOU
Is Muscle Milk good for energy?
>>66348822
>watching cuck's kitchen
>>66348852
What you need is banana milk, 30l a day
is joe rogan a snake oil salesman?
please dont steal my oc and post it on reddit for reddit gold pls
>>66348747
Bisping is a total glassjaw
>>66348880
b-but I need my karma points.
>>66348880
>Dat smooth sit down into mount.
Fucking beautiful.
What does /heem/ stand for?
R8 my fresh ink
Pls no bully
>>66348880
>>oc
>> implying that you didn't illegally record this from fight pass
>>66348961
>Resistance Exercise
how is this a meme?
>>66348931
black people say "heem sleepy" whens someone gets knocked out
its a way that 4chan losers can feel elitist about their discussions about mma, as if the skinny fat losers on here had anything insightful to say about MMA
>>66348960
It's on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5ruOpjKuFQ
>>66348974
>100 million dollar contract
>>66348961
i wish she'd beat me up
>>66348931
Here
Everyone
Exchanges
Memes
tfw ran out of dip and the only nicotine i have is old cigs i have from when i quit smoking last april
also broke, what do /heem/?
i'm nicfitting like crazy
>>66349022
pawn something
>>66349022
Throw those cigs in the trash bro and do a different drug like caffeine.
Post the greatest martial artist that you have trained under. Pic related Jamal Measara, this guy is a god. He has 7th dan in Jinbukan-Kobudō, 8th dan in Shotokan-Karate and 7th dan in Aikido. I seriously am of the opinion that he could defeat 90% of the ufc fighters, regardless of weight class.
>>66349022
bro you gotta get on dat vape
its hella dope yo
>>66349046
I don't know if he's the greatest but he's got a few accomplishments.
http://johndonehue.com/about/
>>66349046
I won't name him but mine has an undefeated record in amateur MMA and silver medalled at the UK Open in no gi BJJ
>>66349046
Does Royce Gracie doing a seminar at my gym count?
>tfw The Nose is leaving UFC on FOX
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sofqr6
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING STANDUP FIGHT CAIN
>>66349182
>no more ufc tonight segments with Ariel breaking news and rumors
Fuck.
>>66349182
maybe now he can pretend to be a journalist
>>66349182
Whats the point of UFC Tonight now? Ariel was the best part breaking the news
>>66348619
>forgetting kawajiri
>>66349237
>Kawajiri
>contender
lel
>>66349244
Kawajiri would unironicly be champ if everyone wasnt on steroids
Mma is not a really sport please report to /asp/
lads im having fight withdrawals
post some spicy bangers
post walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qACxfKB3iP4
>>66349261
Oh shit lads it's Glick
>>66349285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWdA1DKfbwo
>>66349285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5BAKz1tzkM
Carb day, remember to carb up, already on my 5th banana
Are we about to witness the first death in the octagon?
>>66349251
Every non-vegan is on the gear, kant
>>66349324
you think the soft parts of DC's face can take jon jone's hellbows?
>>66349324
all natty
>>66349324
1st blowjob
>>66349324
Yes. The death of Jon's dick.
Burial takes place in my mouth.
lads post upcoming boys that will soon be in the ufc
this is AKA's own Mikey Gonzalez, guy is a beast and a great dude
I'm hype as fuck t
Lads can you post your best /heem/ related WebM's? My fightan folder is embarrassingly low
>>66349354
>watching a regional grappling competition sponsored by snakeoil
>>66349354
>commentary from Schaub and Callen
>Callen
No thanks
>>66349352
>1-1
>will soon be in the ufc
???
Reminder that a high carb vegan lifestyle is the only lifestyle of a real fight fan
>>66349390
Schaub is probably the best technical boxer in the division as well as the quickest and had the best cardio. His chin let him down big time, could really been something special, maybe a 2 division champ.
>>66349406
for sure
>>66349406
His jiu jitsu was honestly among the best in the division
He could go toe to toe with Werdum in his guard if I'm being objective
>>66349354
>Bryan Callan
I'm hype as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQufo74u0oA
>we found the toughest person we know
Lol haha
Who's the most aesthetically pleasing fighter? I'd go homo for this lad right here.
>>66349352
mah boy Tom Duquesnoy
Holds 1 belt in BAMMA, soon to be 2
>>66349352
Aiemann Zahabi
Firas' brother. Undefeated and the UFC has expressed interest in signing him.
http://youtu.be/NAbCktbg14o
why do MMA fighters look pretty healthy physically but boxers look deflated and soft as fuck
>>66349443
I'd go full DC for Alan
>>66349454
Boxers like who exactly
>>66349448
that ref has a nice sprawl
>>66349434
>He could go toe to toe with Werdum in his guard if I'm being objective
>>66349479
Tyson fury
>>66349500
>Heavyweights
>>66349500
And then there's Klitscko and Wilder.
Honestly boxings heavyweights are in way better shape than mma.
>>66349406
I have yet to see a better example of footwork, athleticism, and movement at heavyweight than the masteclass Schaub put on against Gonzaga.
>>66349454
pillowhug isn't a real sport
On the bill.
>>66349518
Erokhin came pretty close.
>>66349514
They don't have the same drug testing standards
Hey guys, remember when I said that I don't lift because muscles make you gas out, then I got outgrappled three fights in a row due to strength deficiency and lost miserably?
>>66349539
I'm not being facetious.
>>66349540
That's true
>>66349547
He also doesn't have his priorities straight against the cage
Against Eddie he was caught a bunch of times chipping away with punches instead of fishing for underhooks and it punished him
>>66349514
No idea why you're saying that m8, MMA HW are in great shape
>>66349595
Nelson is a disgrace
>>66349547
I want to see kettlebell Pettis
Do you think he was fired for leaking Diaz vs McGregor?
>tfw an early stoppage and Jones is stuck with blue balls
WELCOME TO THE SHOW
THE TIME IS NOW
>Don't post on /heem/ for 3 days
>Helwani fired
UNSTOPPABLE
>>66349619
>kettlebell
>>66349662
>Jones
>stopping anything
>even his car
GO BIG
go BIG
THANK YOU REYNOLD
>>66349691
/thread
fuck man, i feel bad for helwani
he's a goof and a mandrama bitch, but he's my boy and he's a true fightfan who's been doing interviews and creating hype for years
fuck fox for firing our favorite jew we should twitter bomb them or some shit, this is similar to the ufc firing stitch and burt watson
fuck em
lel this cunt is still rustled as fuck
Have you trained BJJ this week kids?
>yfw Tecia Torres will be bearing Sage's children
>open newspaper
>see my boy
>>66349711
>fuck fox for firing
He's not fired tho, he quit
>>66349723
>gi
why
>>66349734
>citation needed
>>66349724
>Having the time of my life
>>66349741
Because it's important
>>66349750
no gi better for MMA though
>>66349662
>Cormier did offer a brief objection to the assignment, though his concerns were raised after the appointment had already been made for the headlining contest. Cormier, who joined the meeting by phone, admitted he wasn’t thrilled with Dean’s handling of his UFC 182 matchup with Jones, specifically his decision to allow the contest to remain in the clinch for long stages of the latter rounds of the fight.
>“We should have been broken up a couple of times,” Cormier said. “I just wanted to say that because this is a big event in my life.”
DC is getting more shook by the day.
>>66349742
See >>66349182
Doesn't feel like he's been fired
>>66349727
*opening guitar note hits*
>>66349724
Sages sperm causes triplets minimum
>>66349763
You don't say stuff like
>But I'm completely at peace with this decision and believe it's for the best.
If it was his decision he wouldn't need to be saying that.
>>66349763
learn how to read between the lines you fucking goof
"But I'm completely at peace with this decision and believe it's for the best."
that's what a man says when he's been fired, you've obviously never had a corporate job
UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Kato vs Watanabe)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic
>>66348696
they are not happy its just the ice making them make those faces
>>66349763
>I'm at peace with this decision
Means it wasn't his decision
>>66349785
>>66349793
Eh, I guess you're right.
Why would they fire Ariel tho ?
>you've obviously never had a corporate job
>working
>he doesn't train UFC
>he isn't on the gas
>he isn't carbed the fuck up
why even live
>>66349724
the'll have fucked up kids since tecia is on steroids
>>66349793
Probably caught him filing down coins
>>66349823
Possibly because he leaked Diaz vs McGregor II. There's an obvious conflict of interest when a """journalist""" is also working for the company he is supposed to be reporting on.
>>66349349
underrated
Who /Jhenny/ here?
man they did ariel dirty
that's fucked up
>>66349863
>worthless sluts wearing anything catholic or christian
all my rage
>>66349914
t. Paedo priest
>>66349662
>no based big john mccarthy
>when you coom and dc is still sucking
>>66349863
>mfw neymar fucked her
>>66349662
Will Herb avenge the blow DC landed on him?
Why the fuck would you continue being a professionnal fighter after a start like this for your career ?
She's 7-2 since btw
Weidman won't back down
He will be champ again and defend his title in MSG
>>66349989
MY BOY JUAN TORRES HAS BETTER RECORD (3-4)
>>66350010
What the fuck is it about Weidman that makes it so hard for me to cheer against him?
I love Rockhold, Anderson Silva is my idol but I can't cheer them over Weidman or I just feel like shit.
I don't even like his style or anything I just can't not cheer him. Is it because he won't back down?
>>66349989
who
>>66350035
shut up
Thinking about getting on the gas lads.
>>66350056
Where did this gas meme come from exactly?/
>>66350041
Celine Haga
>>66350055
Don't shame people for having BOYS, we all have them and we need to support them, it's what being a fan is all about
>>66350035
I feel the same way, The Chris is like that older brother you wish you had but instead you were given two turbo sluts for older sisters.
Everytime I hear that Tom Petty song, I get chills on my back, imagining The Chris walking towards the octagon ready to take on the world. It's inspiring.
Also he took his beating like a champ and signed up to do it again, how can you not like that?
>>66350056
Iktf
Plus if you use the coupon code rogan, you get 20% off
>>66350072
CAME FROM MY JUICY ARSE LAD
>>66350078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q0W1FmYQNM
>>66350073
>started to train mm in norway with joachim hansen
based hellboy
>>66350076
It's a meme you dip
luke is sick :(
>>66350124
I thought antibiotics were supposed to make you feel better
>>66350124
did he get hired by ufc on fox to replace ariel?
heard that on twitter, that's some y tu brutus shit on luke's part
Cuck chat
https://youtu.be/Rzt7oln64AQ
https://youtu.be/Rzt7oln64AQ
>>66349914
People wearing rosaries bothers me. It's not a necklace, you fucking idiot. You don't even know the religion youre trying to claim/represent.
cris weidman is a journeyman who happened to get lucky and fight 90 year old ped starved big names
rockhold restablished order and after 199 weidman will be back at being a nobody
>>66350101
Can this be the official thread theme link? The official video takes too long to start the music.
>>66350150
Lol you literally don't know what a journeyman is
>>66350141
fuck that goof
let's watch treeman
http://komonews.com/live/event
http://komonews.com/live/event
i know, its chris weidman
>>66350150
>this post
>this flag
must be proxy
>>66350162
He's still up there?
stop replying to me, cool posters don't reply, it's obnoxious and lame
they just respond
>>66349863
>tat
dropped
r
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p
p
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>>66350141
did he announce his job with ufc on fox?
heard he's replacing helwani
>>66350150
agreed
>>66350094
I crack up a little everytime I see this fucking goof
please continue banana-posting
>>66350198
dont u wanna play sandcastles with me, Jensen? :(
>>66350094
Seriously, where did it come from
nice trips
>>66349843
Doubtful because they aren't the same company. Gox reports about ufc because of the TV deal. Leaking a fight as in the works isn't a conflict of interests at all. Likely a money issue
>>66350220
No, degenerate.
>>66349715
lmao
confirmed for shook
>>66350222
my arse
>>66350229
translate this
>Cuck Thomas doesn't watch the EPL
of course
stick to your faggoty European football then I dont care
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/03/referee-judge-assignments-set-for-ufc-197s-dual-title-fights
>Cormier did offer a brief objection to the assignment, though his concerns were raised after the appointment had already been made for the headlining contest. Cormier, who joined the meeting by phone, admitted he wasn’t thrilled with Dean’s handling of his UFC 182 matchup with Jones, specifically his decision to allow the contest to remain in the clinch for long stages of the latter rounds of the fight.
>“We should have been broken up a couple of times,” Cormier said. “I just wanted to say that because this is a big event in my life.”
What kind of pussy wrestler is Cormier for crying about not not getting a separation?
>>66350296
amigo shes white cabron
>>66350136
>>66350208
good for him desu, he's underrated af and a great mma analyst
Mcgregor wants a rematch with me... but Aldo didn't have his - Nate Diaz
reminder that conor lost
luke just said rory macdonald is the middleweight champ
>>66350309
>tfw now we're just going to get constant random breakups in the fight because DC complained
There's a lot of things you can give Dean shit for, but that fight wasn't one of them
Post fighters in casual clothes
does a mortician do her makeup?
>>66350326
Why would Conor want to fight Brazilians who love to pull out of fights?
>>66350326
Dont be scared, Nate
>>66350299
McGregor wants revenge with me, but Aldo never got his
>>66349724
Paige cucked again
Konstantin Erkhonin just popped for the gear
1 year suspension
Shouldve stuck to the carbs
fuck chimpzant
luke thomas getting racist
based
Instannity is running wild on the latest episode of the Heavy Hands podcast. Reminder that you're a giant faggot if you like Joe Rogan.
>>66350252
Hold on, you think the UFC isn't in control of all of its UFC programming? M8, they regularly use their analysts to float talking points to the general public. All of the the support programming is one of the main reasons the UFC moved to fs1. Spike couldn't handle how much content they wanted to be putting out.
>Reminder that you're a giant faggot if you like Joe Rogan.
>>66350647
UFC Tonight and the Weigh In shows arent UFC programming. Theyre fox sports programming.
>>66350456
He got popped months back, casual.
>>66350648
What goes through peoples mind when doing a picture like this I wonder.
>>66350400
Didn't Aldo turn down the fight when RDA got injured?
>>66350680
I don't know if you're actually dumb or just pretending to not know they are all ultimately reporting to the same people.
>>66350748
They're hella badass like the guys from their chinese cartoons. They're also intellectually superior and enlightened unlike all of the marijuana smoking and pre-marital-sex-having sheep that rejected them in middle school.
Aldo is a fucking goof and needs to get more twitter followers if he wants a rematch
>>66350510
HEAVY HANDS
Where two smokers with a combined 0 (zero) fights beg you to paypal them the change between your couch cushions for such gems as "joanne calderwood vs. maryna moroz shouldn't be sanctioned because joanne is going to destroy her so bad" and "50% of your ability to take a punch is your mental toughness."
>>66350767
Yeah. He was talking all this shit about how he'd rematch Conor anytime anywhere but then cowered down like a scared dog when the chance actually presented itself.
He then proceeded to talk a lot of shit after Nate beat Conor.
>>66350797
>mom taking the pic
first time i've laughed here in a while. that had to be staged just for laughs.
>>66350784
ok bud
>>66350809
Which one fucked your mom?
>>66350848
which one are you?
>>66350809
Compared to what? Heavy Hands is one of the most informative podcasts out, bruh. Their recent episode on training camp specifics was excellent.
>>66350870
I still want him to fight Gilbert Melendez
>>66350870
Bellator 152 in Torino. You going, Luigi?
>>66350896
For some odd reason, me too. That'd be an interesting fight.
What's the biggest cuckening in MMA history?
Gus beaten by all of the bulls?
Sakuraba cucking Royce so badly that they're still sending Gracies to fuck him?
http://www.mmaweekly.com/1995-all-over-again-ny-state-assemblyman-compares-mma-to-gay-porn-video
Kek
>>66350931
Probably not, I might got to Venator in Milan though
>>66350938
>UK in charge of cuck discussion
>>66350858
>tfw he slaps your girls ass in the club
>>66350703
Well he just got suspended, dipshit wgaf
>>66350938
gus getting dom'd in front of the swedish crowd
>>66350938
Gus crying in front of 30,000 of his countrymen was about the saddest cucking I've ever seen.
>>66350938
Did you just learn that word today?
Will Gus ever be the champ?
Will he ever beat a top 5 guy?
>>66351007
>tfw no nick diaz bf
>>66348448
i really wanna see how big that dickclit is. it must be massive
>>66351011
He's a journeyman like Cerrone and Faber.
At least Miesha was able to get out of the journeyman bracket.
>>66348692
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BDRHNLGBh94/
tecia is a lesbian. she has her girlfriend on her snapchat. i didnt wanna belive because she was MY GIRL but shes a carpet licker
>>66351035
>she's a lesbian
Blatantly false given that she had a boyfriend just a few months ago. You're a paranoid sperglord.
>>66351029
you don't know what journeyman means
he's a contender
>#womynstronk
post the ronda tyson boxing webm
>>66351029
>At least Miesha was able to get out of the journeyman bracket.
>At least
>>66351057
>contender who can't beat anyone in the top 5
Okay bro
>>66351035
It's literally impossible for women to be homosexual so my guess is Sage put his penis right in her vagina if you know what I mean.
What are some good fights to get people with no knowledge about MMA into the sport
So far I've got
Mark Hunt vs Bigfoot I
Rory MacDonald vs Robbie Lawler II
Diego Sanchez vs Gilbert Melendez
Georges St-Pierre vs Carlos Condit
Forrest Griffin vs Stephan Bonnar I
Joe Lauzon vs Jim Miller
luke thomas just subtly confirmed that he's replacing helwani at ufc on fox
>>66351085
he literally fought for a belt in his last fight m8
>>66351093
I don't know, what are your favourite fights?
>>66351085
>literally the last person to contend for the belt
>not a contender
Lmao do you know what contender means?
Anyone got any Jones v Cormier webms?
>>66351056
she had a girl on her snapchat fly out to visit her who she called her girlfriend and they slept in the same bed together. it would be nothing but she doesnt post that chick on her instagram even tho she posts pretty much all her other snaps with other people on the gram. its over brah. shes as gay as can be
>>66351087
she is exclusively interested in romantic and sexual relations with the female of the human species
>>66351093
Kimbo vs. DaDa 5000.
>>66351098
>>66351105
Fighting for the belt doesn't make you good kid. Cerrone has fought for the belt, so has Faber, Faber is 0-7 against anyone in the top 5, Cerrone has only beaten Eddie Alvarez in the LW top 5. Who has Gus beaten in the top 5?
If you can't beat anyone in the top 5 of your division then you're a gatekeeper, which pretty much means being a journeyman.
>>66351066
>there are ''''''''''''''''men''''''''''''''''' posting in here who unironically think it's edgy to not support women's rights
So can we all agree Ariel basically got fired for leaking Conor vs Diaz II?
>>66351128
he's not a journeyman
>>66351110
I'm assuming you're talking about Chelsea Brooks either way you're a moron.
>>66351128
>these words don't mean what I think they do
>let me try to change what the mean
Lmao you prepared to die on this sword?
>>66351148
yes he is
>>66349406
I think you'd be surprised
>>66351165
you don't have a clue
>>66351165
We get it. You're dumb and proud. Meme on brother.
>>66351093
Nick Diaz vs Gomi has it all.
>>66351152
why you gotta fight it? shes gay bro. i wanna inseminate her more than anybody but it aint gonna happen
>>66351176
>>66351178
>This mad I called a fighter they liked a journeyman and even went on to explain why
Wew kids. I should do this more often. I'll even go a step further and say Gus is a can crusher. Literally lost to Phil Davis.
>>66351093
mike massenzio vs steve cantwell
stann vs silva
diaz vs gomi
leonard garcia vs korean zomie or nam phan
hendo vs shogun I
shane carwin vs jds
>>66351212
>y-you're mad
lol you being an idiot certainly is infuriating!
Cerrone is just a company man with a grandmother and literally no charisma whatsoever. What do you expect from a guy with his last name tattoed across his back?
He is not championship material. Diaz dual middle fingered him. RDA broke him.
why would you waste a 209 get talking about inpregnating a brown midget when the only outcome of that is having brown midget sons
>>66351219
Calling me an idiot cause you have nothing more to say isn't making you look better kid.
Do you actually have anything to say?
>>66351105
>>literally the last person to contend for the belt
He contended for the belt because the current LHW division is shallow. You'd know this if you weren't an actual casual.
>>66351238
Either you're trolling you genuinely believe what you're typing (which phone would mean you're literally too stupid to enter into a real conversation with). Either way the appropriate way to respond is just to call you dumb and laugh. Stay dumb lol.
>>66351141
no
not sure what it was exactly but i'm on the case, lets figure this shit out
>>66351093
matt hughes vs frank trigg
>>66351238
>>66351260
Get along or get heem'd.
>>66351141
Definitely not for that.
>>66351141
jews don't get fired they get promoted dipshit
Does Rin nakai have a future in the UFC? Seems like she's way too short to fight at 135, but way to thick to cut down to 115 without major changes.
>>66351292
Ariel got fired dipshit
>>66351260
>You're not worth my reply but I'll keep seeking out your responses and calling you dumb
>Gus hasn't beaten anyone in the top 5 of his division but he's a serious contender cause UFC gives him title fights
Yeah please kid, don't even bother replying to this post, cause I know you still won't have anything to say.
>>66351303
listen you blithering idiot he's now working as something like a hedge fund manager making more than you'll see in your life you fucking nobody
>>66351141
That is my suspicion. He was probably just supposed to float the idea out there to gauge public reaction. Then went on his show this week and admitted it wasn't his idea he had real information before he brought it up. Two days later he is canned. You never break the fourth wall.
Coughing my lungs out, lads, what do?
>>66351335
RARE
A
R
E
>>66351310
>I'm dumb
I already agreed you're dumb, you don't need to keep telling me lol
>>66351301
Her legs alone is like a 100lb.
>>66351317
>assuming im not jewish
Whos the blithering idiot now. Get rekt
>>66351137
Wandy-Stann is listed twice
Also Fedor-Hendo wasn't that spicy
yeah ariel got '''''''''''''fired'''''''''''''' as in a position just opened up at goldman sachs
>>66351345
Lol do you browse /b/? How is it that 5 replies later you still have nothing to say? If you think what I'm saying is so stupid you'd have stopped a while back but you keep responding
>complains about "you mad"
>keeps shoe-horning "lol" into his posts
Last chance kid, go ahead and defend Gustaffson's record against top 5 fighters and explain why he's not in the same tier as Faber and Cerrone. Last chance.
>>66351335
a) an hero
b) push ups
c) hire some hooker(s)
d) fap
e) go to the doctor
f) ask for advice in /heem/
g) keep coughing
h) watch breaking bad
>>66351357
i don't give a fuck
Five rounds today w/ Robin black: https://youtu.be/7f27raDwi1s
If I did it w/ some cucks and Eugene: https://youtu.be/1Z48zGhRMFw
Heavy hands w/ Brian Stann: https://youtu.be/rzyEGiwWLM8
MMA heat w/ Karyn Bryant and Alan Jouban: https://youtu.be/DfkGdl_jfu4
>>66350888
>nate practicing his parenting skills
Who's your least favourite fighter?
Abel Trujillo desu lads
>>66351390
Watch yourself, my man
>>66351379
I keep responding to your persistent stupidity lol
>>66351398
Is he the ubermensch mind of the MMA world?
>>66351429
Jared Rosholt
>>66351458
Struve is ranked again
Get hyped
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/3/23/11292322/diego-brandao-issued-temporary-suspension-for-ufc-195-failed-drug-test
>>66351448
You blew your last chance kid. So sad and yet pathetic. I'll let you get the final word in cause I know "winning" internet arguments is so important to /b/tards lol
>>66351482
>Struve ranked again
God damn it why won't Dana just fucking fire this goof?
He's the least entertaining freak show fighter of all time.
>>66351511
I appreciate the courtesy. I'm /heem/ exclusive though. Stay dumb, dummy
>>66351105
>literally the last person to contend for the belt
>not a contender
This isn't an argument chump.
>>66351497
fucking hues
>>66351530
Define contender for me
UFC on FOX is literally amateur hour it's like watching a mediocre youtube channel
>>66350858
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahah
I just noticed he's holding the camera between his chin and shoulder
Straight GANGSTER
>>66351520
because he put him against bigfoot silva another giant boring goof.
>conor is ducking frankie
>>66351429
Jake Ellenberger will never be my boy and I'm glad Wonderboy and Saffedine memed all over him until he got cut
durr
What happens if the Fertittas sell to the Chinese?
>>66351582
this meme is funnier than the DC sucking dick memes.
>>66351588
I hope they do
I ope they doo
>>66351547
Someone who has beaten opponents in the top 5 of their division and isn't just ranked highly based on circumstance.
For example, Stephen Thompson is a WW contender despite never fighting for the belt
>>66351603
>words mean whatever I want them to mean
Lmao
>>66351600
it's not a meme
>>66351603
Gus beat Jones
>>66351587
He didn't get cut. That report turned out to be false
>>66351608
>Hasn't beaten anyone in the top 5
>Is a contender
????
>>66351613
He also beat DC and Rumble right?
>>66351603
>top five of their division
Based on whose rankings?
I find the DC dick sucking meme funny.
I'm not a memeposter, but I like it.
>>66351620
I'm almost sorry to hear that
At least we'll get to see him get his shit beaten in a few more times
>>66351632
Every time I say it's not funny and laugh at the next one.
>>66351625
http://www.mmanews.com/jake-ellenberger-remains-on-the-ufcs-active-roster/
Helwani first confirmed it on FOX a couple weeks back
>>66351429
mike kyle or aljamain sterling
>>66351628
The UFC rankings. The argument here is that Gus is in the same tier as Donald Cerrone and Urijah Faber. You can't prove that argument wrong unless you're a huge fan boy.
>>66351429
but abel trujillo comes 2 bang m8?
>>66351007
>getting chucked by your own brother
>>66351650
How can you hate on Aljo yo
>>66351429
Gabriel Gonzaga
Eddie Alvarez
GSP
Too many to name. Pretty much fighters who come to cage hug and lay on top of their opponent for a decision.
>>66351057
He's lost to Jones, DC, Rumble, and Phil Davis. What's he contending for? Fifth place?
>>66351654
>the rankings have any foundation in reality
Your argument is so stupid on so many levels lol
>>66351675
>Phil Davis
YEAH DUDE SIX YEARS AGO
WHEN FEDOR WAS UNDEFEATED AND BROCK WAS STILL CHAMP
>Bisping, Vitor, Machida, Silva, Kennedy are all unironically in the MW top 10
When will all these dinosaurs retire?
>>66351662
to each his own bro
abel did quit like a bitch to that choke then whined about it
i hate that goof myles jury
>>66351654
>Donald Cerrone and Urijah Faber
also two non-journeymen
>>66351665
>chucked
Well I fucked that up. Here's some bunda for you guys.
>>66351674
Why don't you just watch kickboxing you fucking goofaroof
>>66351710
He thinks he is going to redefine journeyman and contender because he got called out on clearly misusing the terms lol
>>66351695
How is it stupid? I have a problem with UFC's p4p rankings but in terms of divisional rankings, you're going to downplay his losses? So are you saying Jones, DC and Rumble aren't top of the LHW division? Or that the only noteworthy person Cerrone beat to get a title shot was Hendo?
What is your argument exactly?
Anybody remember when Diego Sanchez was on TUF and dominated everybody with ground and pound? His ADCC runs were legit. Josh Koscheck and Kenny Florian got eaten alive on that show. Wish he never would have started going balls to the wall and what not. He could've been great with the right guidance.
>>66351735
I have no problem with fights going to a decision chump.
>>66351698
I guess it doesn't count then xD. Even though Davis would still wrestlefuck swededuck like a Bellator prelimer.
>>66351674
>hating gabe
dude had some great heems
gsp is a greasing blanket though
>>66351738
You don't understand what a contender is. You don't understand what a journeyman is. There is a fundamental difference in our base of knowledge regarding mma. I don't come here to educate retards just because they have access to a computer. I just call them dumb and laugh.
>>66351710
>Urijah Faber has never beaten anyone in the top 5 of his division but he's a contender cause that one time he fought for the belt.
Bethe Correia is a contender too right friend?
>>66351759
The journeyman thing is a meme you dip. I started it btw
>>66351755
Doubtful, Gus defended from DC and Jones, both better wrestlers
>>66351759
>You don't understand what a contender is.
Neither do you, since you can't even define it.
>>66348433
>dat bobbing and weaving by Herb at the end of the Jones vs. DC fight
>>66351773
It's not a meme, it just makes whoever misuses it look like a retard lol
>>66351783
Davis is a better MMA wrestler than either.
>>66351768
Mike MacDonald was Top 5
>>66351773
>I started it btw
You most definitely didn't chump. It's a Conor meme phrase like "clatter off the canvas" from the go big event when he called Joe Duffy a journeyman.
>>66351794
That's why he grinded out rumble just like DC did, right?
>>66351666
his whole pretend free agency shit really rubbed me the wrong way
also him being a housenigger and what not
>>66351794
You're high and talking shit to support your shitty stance
>>66351791
It's okay that you didn't know. No need to drag this out.
>>66351806
You're that retard that posted the heemspeak on YouTube, aren't you?
Jose Aldo vs. Nate Diaz when?
apparently johny is taking over for ariel
you know what i'm sayin?
>>66351813
>I'm just pretending to be retarded
Always just make you look like a retard lol
>>66351806
>a housenigger
What does this even mean? Pasty white boy from the suburbs detected.
>>66351802
Tell Conor McGregor to stop copy and pasting
>>66351800
0-7 against anyone in the top 5
Cerrone has only beaten Eddie Alvarez
Gus has beaten no one.
What does contender mean? Someone who's fought for the belt? Is Bethe Correia a contender?
>>66351814
don't make me heem you bro
>>66351846
yeah
state of the shitty WBW division
>>66351851
>yeah
Wow
Question, if our boy beats kekhold in the rematch, and obviously that's a big if, what the fuck do they do then for the next title fight? Seems like a conclusion to the trilogy in MSG is a good idea, because there are no real number one contenders right now.
>>66351825
Basically a nigger who sold out, usually to whites
>>66351846
Your rankings argument is pants on head retarded. The rankings are arbitrarily decided by some goofs in the media. There is the champ and the rest.
>>66351874
Oh so you're admitting to being a retard then
>>66351873
Maybe Jacare
Might even meme Bisping in there, the madmen
>>66351881
reddit is down the hall and to the right bernie cuck
Wait, is Nate vs Mcgoobs 2 confirmed?
Fuck that shit.
>>66350361
Hendo was a swavey young lad.
http://youtu.be/em8rGrwAS-Y
Some low/highlights from yesterday
>>66351880
>The rankings are arbitrarily decided by some goofs in the media
>Rankings don't mean anything
>Everyone is the same
>Rankings are a social construct
>The top 5 is a conspiracy by Dana White to keep good fighters down
>>66351903
>/pol/turd thinking he can insult anyone
cute
>>66349022
get blessed my man
...seriously try this shit
>>66351919
Try sticking to actual facts and you won't feel so dumb in the future.
>>66351904
I fear so
>>66351904
the only positive thing is that conor's getting btfo AGAIN, other than that it's the UFC at their most jewy
>>66351950
Okay tell me what the facts are. Gus has lost to Rumble, DC and Jones. What am I missing?
>>66351918
>That black asshole who sounds like Bill Cosby
Boxing has literally gotten so many fucking blacks out of the ghettos it's not even fucking funny.
MMA and boxing are the best things to ever happen to fucking ethnics.
>>66351967
I wonder what kind of submission Nate will put him into.
>>66351938
>420 snus it
>>66351873
Give our boy a meme like Bisping at MSG so that he can crush a contender at home.
>>66351974
boxing yes mma no
>>66351968
He had two very close fights with the champs at the time. Literally, by definition, a contender. Keep working your mind into knots trying to not admit you were wrong lol
>>66351974
You surely aren't this dumb
>>66351978
Too many fists to the face.
>>66351978
Gogoplata or the Crippler Crossface.
I don't give a fuck about Conrad vs Nate 2, just want the memes
>>66351989
>He talks about facts and then uses, "He almost won" as a valid argument
>Literally, by definition, a contender
In whose dictionary? Your own made up one?
>>66351929
i dont even go to pol you goof
aljamain is the definition of a housenigger, and its not a white man's term it was used by malcolm x
and i'm sorry you get triggered by people saying the n-word on 4chan, i'll try to refrain from using it anymore
also way to go bernie last night, hope he can beat hillary
>pic related: its you
>>66351938
stop triggering me you fuck
>>66351978
Taking that left hand.
>>66351978
Toe hold or Peruvian necktie.
>>66352004
Hes right anon its okay to be wrong
>>66352004
I didn't say he almost won. I said they were very close fights. This was reflected by the scorecards. Keep trying.
>>66352009
calling someone a "housenigger" has to be most stupid thing. Especially when its from some pudgy redneck like yourself.
>>>/pol/
>i dislike /pol/
>>66352029
>Toe hold
That would turn McGoobs into a walking meme.
>>66352022
tobacco isn't worth it, don't listen to him pal
>>66352009
>Implying I got triggered by anything
>Claims he doesn't go to /pol/ but then that image is literally straight from /pol/
>Lying on the internet
>Somehow bringing in politics into a discussion about MMA
I'll throw you a bone, do you know him personally to know that he's a "house nigger" and even if he was, what does that have to do with his skills in the octagon?
>>66352009
>pic related: it's literally you
Why the hell are they doing Conor vs Nate 2?
It's ridiculous. With the momentum Nate got after the last fight his next one would be huge, no matter who he fight.
And Conor vs Frankie would also be huge.
It's like they are trading in 2 huge fights for a silly rematch.
>>66351978
Twister or Von Flue choke
>>66352040
>Very close fights
He still lost. Literally what does this change about the fact that he hasn't beaten anyone ranked above him?
>>66351981
>>66352022
gonna go buy some, fucking drooling right now
>>66352051
it's a favorite SJW tactic when ethnics act "out of fashion"
>>66352077
>Conor vs Frankie would also be huge.
Why would Connie risk his belt?
>>66352093
He's a contender. Stay mad. Stay dumb. Most importantly of all, stay golden ponyboy.
>>66352077
Nates next fight wouldve never brought large ppv numbers without another big name. Edgar is a baby at this point and nobody cares about that fight.
>>66352108
>LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALA
This only works in the middle school playground Johnny
nick is going to enter the octagon disguised as nate and will non-ironically murder mcgregor
>>66352122
>ponyboy is mad
>>66352122
What do you mean? I'm sorry that you're being upset by the facts of the matter. You can never grow if you don't admit you have room to grow. It's ok to be wrong sometimes.
>>66352073
>Somehow bringing in politics into a discussion about MMA
It's funny because people from /pol/ almost never do this. They end up getting called out as /pol/ for spouting "problematic" opinions, usually about race or gender.
It's you fags that make everything political.
>>66352137
I legit can't tell the difference between them most of the time, not sure it's because of all white people looking alike or I'm just dumb.
>>66352161
nick is the big brow im-angry-all-the-time frown, nate is more friendly
nick and nate look really different lol, they look similar sometimes when they are doing certain faces
>>66352161
>I'm just dumb.
This.
>>66352077
Why are they doing it at Welterweight again?
Horiguchi-Neil Seery at Rotterdam
>>66352188
So Conor can say he wants a rematch done right and isn't looking for any advantages. I think he is actually delusional and thinks he is going to win. It's going to be even funnier when he gets BTFO again.
>>66352155
How is "housenigger" valid criticism for a fighter who competes in the UFC other than you wanting to show off how edgy you are?
Why the fuck are you even bringing Bernie Sanders into this? What does he have to do with anything?
give me some thug rose love guys
>>66352182
I still mistake dana and rogan, so yeah.
they are doing it at ww again because of goobies ego
>>66352213
to be fair they're but bald, white and loud
>>66352151
>Fact is that Gus can't beat anyone ranked above him
>He fought for the belt therefore he's a contender like Bethe Correia
>"It was a close fight" is now a factual argument that retards churn out
Literally not right about a single thing.
usada persecuting the natty king wtf
>>66352209
shes built like a preteen boy. why are you fags attracted to her?
>>66352009
ignore the cucks m8, housenigger describes aljo perfectly
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/what-the-new-york-state-assembly-taught-me-about-mma
>>66352209
Does Tiesha got a chance against her?
>>66352252
new
>>66352209
Do not post pictures of my gf
5 posts too early camp, mod should delete
>>66352281
>Tumblr reaction images now
Wew is this the sign of a defeated """"man""""?
>>66352248
If I understand correctly, a housenigger is an Uncle Tom, right ?
>>66352208
Listen kid. If you respond to my posts like that again you're seriously going to be fucking sorry. You don't know who you're dealing with bud.
Casual here, how did Hector Lombard manage to compile such an impressive record when he apparently has zero stamina? He was gassed after half a round vs Magny.
Did he just get old or overdo the roids or what?
>>66352390
ends it early, grapplefucks, or paces himself better. also his competition was not that good. his stamina is always shit but he's unironically usually more efficient. he just blew his wad in the first. fight could have easily been his if he eased off and let magny get up and just knocked his block off again while he's wobbly.
>>66352508
ty, that makes sense
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