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Rays beat Cuba 4-1
liriano ded
ethier ded
beisbol lives
mets
jays
Royals
jints to be honest
Too bad the dodgers can't dodge these injuries desu
>>66346322
>>66346325
>>66346332
>>66346336
cool, the first 4 posts are 2016 division winners
>>66346397
>Jays
Lol okay
Mariners
>>66346411
ahaahaah, thanks for showing me how to trip
>>66346422
I was wondering what happened to Joe Beimel
>>66346422
>>66346482
That mother fucker is still up there. Komo 4 has a live feed of him.
Just bought a Hanshin Tigers hat. Gonna bandwagon a nip team this year.
>>66346316
WELP
>Doyers make the post
Why the hell is Wei-Yin Chen starting opening day for the Marlins and not Jose Fernandez?
>>66347226
Because Mattingly said so
Morning /mlb/
>>66346397
>implying jasy
>tigers have 35 home runs
What does it mean?
I can't wait to see Didi hit a walk-off Grand Slam against the Cubs in game 7 of the World Series this year
I hope all these spring dingers can translate to the regular season.
>Cleveland Indians are winning more than 84 games this season
>>66349725
It should be starlin...off Warren with a 3 run lead
that would be goat
>>66349980
I don't even think my body is prepared for the level of meme that would come from that
When you see it
>>66349817
they won't
>>66350074
Yeah, I know...
>>66349964
>Cleveland Indians aren't winning the Central this year
Someone said baseball isn't a sport, and doesn't require athletic ability.
Should I tell him about the reflexes and reaction time it takes to hit a major league fastball? Or the strength needed to hit a home run?
>"I want to be the ace"
And then Stroman was the ace.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>66346322
Mets. Grew up watching them throughout the 90's and used to go for at least one whole series each summer with my Dad.
Now I live and teach in Queens and have yet to miss buying a season ticket every single year.
Favorite Met:
>Mo Vaughn
(I know all his best stuff wasn't with the Mets, but I used to be a first baseman and watching him was the best.)
I'm probably the only long time fan who likes the bandwagon jumpers. It's [spoiler] fun [/spoiler]
>>66346382
doogs
>>66350228
No, screw them
>>66346397
>WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE SUCCESSFUL TEAMS
>>66350228
Whenever you bring up offense, they only spout memes like "hand-eye coordination isn't athleticism". Talk about defense, and how playing Shortstop is one of the hardest things to do in sports.
>>66350248
>that flat arm
RIP
>>66350228
Just tell him you're sorry his dad never loved him
>>66350369
To be fair most people just see this shit and don't know any better.
>>66350228
I wonder how much baseball that person has played in their life.
And by that I mean they must have been one of the retarded kids they used to stick in the outfield during little league. You know, the ones who would pick flowers and sit down, probably eating boogers or dirt.
>Your team
>team in other league you like
>LA team you hate the most
Mariners
Mets
Angels
>>66350475
Braves
A's
Dodgers
>>66350475
>Mets
>Mariners
>Doogeirz
We could date, Anon.
>>66350475
>A's
>
>Analslime
>>66350475
Indians
Dbacks
Dodgers
>>66350379
Manlet meme magic
>>66351062
He has the worst hairdo in all of baseball.
>>66350475
>Mets
>Jays
>Angels
>>66350475
Royals
Pirates
Don't really hate any LA team
>>66350475
>Twinkies
>D Backs
>Dodders
>>66350346
>that hop at the end
nice ace you have there calibros
>>66350475
>Yankees
>Cardinals
>Angels
>>66350475
Cardinals
Jays
I don't really hate other teams. There are a few fan bases I despise, though...
>All these people mentioning Angels
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are, in fact, in Anaheim.
>>66351314
>jays
>cardinals
>giants
Wanna be friends?
>>66350475
>Jays
>Either Pirates (scrappy financial underdog etc) or D'bags (why not bandwagon two?)
>Don't really hate the LA teams; they're both so incompetent it isn't worth the energy.
>A-Roid done after 2017
>>66351531
I hope his hips explode before then
>>66351531
bout time 2bH
>>66350475
>Diamondbacks
>Jays
>Dodgers
>>66351531
>40 years old
>still hitting 30+ home runs
he'll be fine
Praise be upon O'Leary
>>66350416
>100 Billion CAD
>>66351179
>Dont really hate any la team
>>66351374
>giants
>LA team
Pick one
It's cool tho canabro don't like them either
>>66351762
I read it as California team. Ooops
If A-rod is close enough to Bonds by the end of 2017, what are the odds that he plays another season?
Post yfw the jasy literally finish in 5th and their """"""fans""""""" rip the skydome urinals off the walls again
>>66350475
>Dodgers
>Royals baseball is fun to watch I guess
>Angels
>>66351830
close enough in sheer amount of steroids used?
>>66351842
I don't think it will happen but it would be delicious
>>66351861
Well that and steroid fueled dingers that totally wouldn't just be lazy fly balls if A-roid were clean
>>66351842
What fans? If they aren't in 1st by the end of May they literally won't have any.
>>66351531
nah brah the yankees will bring him back for 2 more years so he can pass bonds
>>66351830
Pretty low I'd imagine. He'll probably be blackballed after his contract ends just like Bonds was, which is pretty sad.
>>66351945
Wew lad simmer down
Who should I blame for the retarded year-long fare well tours?
the yankees or jeter/mariano/arod?
>>66352030
I dont care desu
Now, non-Yankee farewell tours? Thats a disgrace
>ESPN's Adam Feinbaum @HeebieKikeburger: Tulowitzki x-rays show a break in his wrist, he is expected to miss at least 6 months possibly the season, also he has AIDS from going to a Toronto "poz party" which we are told is a tradition for Canadian men
>>66352078
Fuck, it's Papi this year, isn't it
FUCK CANADA
U
C
K
C
A
N
A
D
A
>>66352212
That the funniest thing though.
>red sox fans are proud about being the anti-yankee
>now they sign each other players, spend outrageously, now copy each other customs
they're the same team
>farewell tours
When will this meme end and teams take retirees seriously?
You have 5 years to make the Resd into a Series contending team. What do you do? You can't relocate the team.
dads sox
With stream!
>>66352529
>>66352527
find an old nazi lady with a dog to buy the team
>>66351091
Harpers faghawk is worse tbqh
>>66352315
The Yankees actually win though
Is Bartolo Colon still trying to help the Expos by hurting all our players? what a top lad
>>66352687
but over the last 2 decades they have won the same amount of rings
>>66352702
>Yankees: 5 rings and 7 pennants
>Red Sox: 3 rings and 3 pennants
You memeing?
>>66352702
THE MOST
>>66352693
He's helping to build the true wall and fighting against your Northern aggression. I hope he snipes a fastball at every single player on the Jays heads, their fans too. #BuildTheWall #KillThemAll
>>66352772
ok 15 years. they have won the samething
>>66352905
>you will never be bartolo colon
jkmimsa
>>66352964
B A S E D
B L A C K
C O L O N
Who /bbc/ here?
>>66352931
Cucked tripfag
>>66352964
I've got the body type down.
>>66352964
It's like a warlock took a garbage bag full of pudding and chicken bones and made it a person then gave it PEDs and taught it to pitch.
>>66352964
That's class. He does it and just jogs off.
>>66352964
>Dat test
hnnngh
>>66353169
Remember when the Indians were relevant?
>>66353268
You mean when they had Charlie Sheen?
>Tanakek
>>66352144
You had me going for a little bit familia, well memed m8
>>66353169
Hey, I have like ten of that card. 98 Score I believe, the set was so shit but they made so many that when you would buy those boxes of cards with "Ten packs for the price of one!" eight of the packs would be 98 Score. If you were really lucky you might get a Magglio Ordonez or Mike Lowell rookie card, with a whopping book value of 75 cents.
>>66353392
Everything in that post was true.
God damnit tulo can you please just stay healthy for 1 full season?
>>66353547
'no'
>>66350475
Yankees
Cubs
Don't hate any of the west coat teams but ill say Dodgers
>>66353547
He's the human equivalent of an RC helicoptor
>>66353547
>Falling for the Tulo meme
Tulo has always been made of glass and he'll just get more beat up as he ages. Crawford is now the best SS in the game senpai
>>66353654
It's Harry fucking with you.
>>66353654
Never been there, but you better believe I'm on my way there now. You see, I'm an agent of chaos. My mom says I'm just like the Joker. Intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
>>66353692
>who is Carlos Correa
>>66353654
>cuckhoop
>>66353730
>Rookie with questionable defense who pitchers will be adjusted to next year
Not even the best SS in the AL senpai.
>>66353730
>>66353692
Alexei Ramirez
>>66353730
Astros shortstop, that's who. Great bat but hardly the best shortstop in either league.
Glad we had this talk.
>>66353692
Crawford won't even be the best SS in the NL West after this season desu
>>66353817
It's gonna be fun to watch seager unperform expectations this year.
>>66353547
>Acquiring a glass SS with boosted numbers from his meme stadium
Terrible trade for the Jays
>>66352315
>>66352687
>>66352772
Red Sux last place 2 year in a row, if the Yanks did that the fans would burn down the fucking Stadium
Red Sux not even close to being on the same levels as the great Yankees
>>66353845
It's gonna be fun watching the Dbacks underperform this year too desu
>>66353851
Doesn't he now play on leg shattering astroturf too or did they finally get rid of that shit?
>>66350327
I miss Mo Vaughn
>>66353864
sneks killing it tho
>tanakshit giving up a homer to stephen drew
LOL
>>66353882
>Spring Training
>>66353883
>Spring Training
>HE GOT ALL OF THAT ONE
>ball stays in park
Why do commentators do this?
>>66353892
>being in denial
>>66353873
To my knowledge, they just got it changed. Lucky for them too, because Tulo would've been dead if they hadn't changed it.
>jints
>in charge of fielding worth a damn
KEK
E
K
>>66353817
>le .400+ BABIP over a 1-month sample size alongside mediocre defense man
>balkdres
R.I.P. in peace Joe Garagiola.
Great guy, fine announcer, great storyteller.
He was one of the good guys.
>>66353998
T_T
o7
>>66353913
nope, still astroturf. we got dirt infield though and thats what he'll be spending most of his time on
>shitnaka
lel
>>66354022
Much softer turf than the stuff reyes played on tho
>>66354033
>>66354024
>Spring Training
>>66354049
>butthurt
>>66353998
Smashing dat muhfuckin F button like it's real nigga hours right now. I met him and Stick Michael a few years back and they couldn't have been nicer.
>Tanakan't
>jints
>Taintnaka
Wew lad I'm glad I'm not home to watch this fuckup. Get your shit together Tanaka you fucking zipperhead.
>>66353851
It was an amazing trade considering the guy they sent could be suspended for the entire upcoming season. But yeah, tulo is just another athlete who is perpetually injured and there's nothing he can do about it.
Who can stop the dbacks?
>>66354420
The regular season
>>66349817
youre kawaii desu
Daily reminder the New York Yankees put the entire 2015 season in the hands of Masahiro Tanaka by starting him in the AL Wild Card Game.
>>66354537
Fuck /hoc/, I'd rather fight with the Jews than those french fried surrendermonkeys.
>>66354537
Fuck off.
>muh raids
Enjoy your ban
>>66353851
>>66354309
Turning Reyes into Tulo was a magic trick; sure both are made of expensive glass but at least Tulo is good at playing baseball when he's on the field.
Dubs decides my team
No Californian or New York teams, they will be ignored.
>>66354797
White sox
>>66354797
Sorry, there aren't any Middle Eastern teams so you probably wouldn't be interested.
>>66354806
who?
>>66354797
phillies
>>66354797
Rangers
>>66354797
Indians
>>66354797
Mariners
Why is George Brett in the Hall, but Barry Bonds isn't? They both cheated.
>>66354525
Daily reminder the New York Yankees scored zero (0) runs in the entire 2015 postseason
>>66354813
Damn, this meme gets funnier every time I see it.
>>66354832
fuck
Marlins
The LA fan base in 1 pic
>>66354797
jays
>>66354856
Surrounded by hot bitches? Sounds about right
https://twitter.com/hankschulman/status/712747681936855044
2016 MVP tbqwyf
>>66354909
>these disgusting plastic slags are literal 11s in el gay
>>66354856
>>66354797
Astros, unless trips; If trips, you have to pick an MLS team.
>>66354797
Rockies
>>66354797
Padres
>>66354797
Expos
>>66354797
Metropolitans
>>66354797
modesto nuts
>>66354797
Brooklyn Cyclones.
>>66354797
Montreal Expos
>>66355022
top lel
>>66355022
Nice
holy shit yankees
i can never think of a good fantasy team name
>>66354797
Why no New York or Cali Teams? Are you ever going to visit a team in a flyover state like Ohio or Minnesota?
The NY Mets have a GOAT tier stadium, a proper team with young talent and local lads, great uniforms and very vocal, loyal fans. They also have the best mascot too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_bcgXFX_IE
>>66354846
Daily reminder the Blue Jays gave up their farm team for a rent an arm and a glass SS that is already injured for a playoff loss and ten more years of hoping for mediocrity.
>>66355093
>The NY Mets have a GOAT tier stadium, a proper team with young talent and local lads, great uniforms and very vocal, loyal fans. They also have the best mascot too.
All factually wrong
>>66355057
4 errors 6 runs in the inning
>>66355093
>loyal fans
>stadium at 10% capacity before the royals clinched in extras
Meanwhile wrigley was packed from start to finish despite being swept and blown the fuck out
>>66354797
indians
>>66355130
hyperbowl
>>66354797
Kansas City Royals
>>66355093
>They also have the best mascot too.
Who also happens to be a cuck
>>66354797
blue jays
have we got a fantasy league going?
>>66354797
dbacks
>>66354797
white sox
This thread is just more proof that God doesn't want Muslims involved with baseball.
>>66354797
White Sox
>>66355233
dubs confirm
>>66354797
>>66355233
CONFIRMED
Two part question about the Twins:
How fucked with Sano be in right field?
Will Ervin "Big Erv" Santana finally reach the land of above-average pitching?
>>66355372
Twins win 87 games this year. Sell off everything the year after for rebuilding
>tfw no Jane Lee gf
> that cheeky alex gordon in the background behind familia
top kek
Someone pls, is trading Andrew McCutchen worth Jose Quintana and Corey Kluber if these are my pitchers?
>>66350725
Go tribe
>>66355615
It's not worth it but your pitching sucks
>>66353268
>implying they aren't more relevant than the Marlins
>doyer fans
>>66355671
>>66355627
Thank you
>Red Sox fans
>>66355233
I think you're right, Allah is warning me not to try and get in to this sport.
>>66355093
>Jew York
>Commiefornia
No thanks, cuck.
>>66354797
Reds
>>66355804
Go for the Jays. Canadians are pretty much Euros so that will be familiar. Bonus- not one single Jays fan has ever watched more than one game, so you can all learn the sport together!
Is it too late to get into fantasy baseball for this year?
Is it even worth it? None of my friends like America's Pastime enough to do it with me and playing with randofags usually sucks for fantasy sports
>kershaw starting a game 1
>>66355804
go back to your containment sport
>>66354797
kill yourself desu
>>66355865
>None of my friends like America's Pastime
You have poor taste in friends.
>>66355870
Which one I watch many
>>66355865
Not to late. Go for it. It's fun even with randoms.
>>66355908
The one where homosexuals dive on grass
>>66355855
WELCOME ABOARD BRITBONG
>>66355952
>homosexuals
the PC term is european
>>66355923
is there a /sp/ league I can jump in on? whats the best website for it?
>>66355964
I use ESPN. I'm also interested in an /sp/ league.
>>66355996
i wonder if enough people in here are autistic enough to do it. My gut says yes
>>66355952
NFL is in offseason
>>66355908
>british humor
>>66355855
>>66355958
I can live with this. What are the memes?
>>66356056
http://games.espn.go.com/flb/leagueoffice?leagueId=76249
password: shaw
>>66356038
creator here, I originally intended it to be just for /nfl/ because i thought enough people would join but i guess it's not the case
>>66356038
>You many not own more than one team in a standard league
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66356080
Sadness.
>>66356105
Never mind I'm retarded
>>66356104
How many spots are open?
>>66356152
4 now
>>66356038
Just joined desu
>>66356196
>>66356173
>>66356172
>>66356165
would you guys be down to draft as soon as it finishes?
>>66356080
Shitposting in general. And insulting the St. Louis Cardinals at every available opportunity.
>SHIT LOUIS
>TARDINALS
>METHINALS
>HACKINALS
>Artemio Pagan
>>66356225
any spots left?
>>66356225
Yes
>>66356238
http://games.espn.go.com/flb/leaguesetup/st/ownerinfo?leagueId=118816
password: shaw
2 spots
>>66356225
Tonight? I suppose, if we can get every one on
>>66356225
Yes I'm down for tonight. I haven't even done a mock draft yet but I'll wing it.
>>66356225
Never played before or researched it at all but fuck it
>>66356259
>>66356249
ok I put up a referenda so we can have the draft at 10 ET
>>66356225
sure senpai
>>66356232
>Your mother
>>66356225
Yeah, I'm down. Give me a second because I'm cooking dinner though
>>66356287
at least it's not the most stereotypical spic name imaginable, like me
We full now
>>66356312
I'm impressed that you knew it was spic. People always assume I'm Greek or Italian, I guess that's because I'm white though.
>>66356312
>>66356287
>>66356275
>>66356259
gib votes pls
>>66356347
I'm a spic and I recognize spic names. That shit is spic as fuck.
>>66356360
Just voted. Give me like 15 minutes before you start the draft
>>66356347
what, Artemio is a spic name. You must introduce yourself by some shit like Arty or something
also Angel Pagan
>>66356360
Voted
when's this shit starting
>>66356393
I guess the last name gives it away too. What type of spic are you? I'm half Puerto Rican
>>66356404
Coincidentally enough, I have an uncle named Angel Pagan. Unrelated to the Giants CF
>>66356426
I scheduled it to start at 10 ET but I still need two more votes
>>66356431
Dominican. We have some of the most spic names. Luckily mine isn't that bad.
>>66350475
>Mets
>Indians
>Every NL East team other than the mets
>>66356431
>>66356440
where do I vote
>>66356229
With the regular season approaching are the Reds going to...
A: Red
B: Red
C: Both A and B
????
>>66356463
it's under Referenda
>>66356463
Under league you should see referenda
someone give me the quick and dirty explanation of the rules for this autsimfest
i assume its head-to-head, you can only play players so many times?
>>66356478
no, it's Roto.
you start your players and get points based on how you rank in each category.
>>66356478
It's roto. You set your lineups everyday before the 1st of pitch of the 1st game. And you can only make 200 starts between all your SP according to the league setting.
>>66356080
Be ready for some really sad years ahead
>>66356514
>I have to check this shit for my starters every day
>>66356568
wait do I, or can I just put them all on and they just get points whenever they start
>>66356514
So every morning I just have to make sure that my players are all playing that day?
Do pitchers get you more points than other players?
>>66356593
>>66356603
You can set your lineups like weeks in advance if you want.
And check the league settings for the rules on scoring.
>missed the /sp/ league
jfmsu
>>66356637
>he posted it several times over the past several days and no one ever bothered to sign up until today
>>66356637
might make an h2h one if we get enough interest
>>66356645
i have been away for a few days. its my own fault
>>66356646
do it
>playing non-money fantasy with strangers
>>66356661
Tomorrow or Friday I will, so be here around this time
>>66356681
>caring about what other people do
>>66356684
cool thanks senpai
>>66356646
I'm down
h2h is way better
>>66356693
>>66356694
if either of you want, drop your emails, and I'll send you an invite if/when I make the league, might be easier that way
>>66356104
>tfw it sat a 1-2 forever yesterday so i was gonna wait until today to join
>tfw full
>tfw no league
10 minutes until draft
make the h2h a few more teams, I bet people will join now that the trend has started
plus a lot of the same fags
>all these names in the league
I'll enjoy finding you autists on Twitter
>tfw no qt Darvish bf
>>66356757
>>66356757
>being autistic
>>66356757
>one real name
>>66356400
get your ass in the draft
>>66356757
>>66356800
Chill, we've got four minutes
>>66356810
2 and half
hurry up
>>66356810
You have the 1st pick.
>>66356817
>>66356827
How the fuck do you get to the draft?
>>66356825
>Back when the royals sucked
I miss those days tbhpai
>>66356834
click "My Team"
>>66356646
I'd be down too, what site?
>>66356843
Thanks
>Derek Jeter can still be drafted
>>66356867
espn
>>66356646
the other league made me interested in trying rotisserie for once but ill take what i can get at this point
espn preferred
>>66356869
He's a real sleeper this year
A's @ Mariners game thread
>>66356933
>Great offense
>JUST-tier pitching
I know it's only ST, but are we destined to repeat 2015, giantsbros?
If you have interest in an ESPN h2h league shoot me an email
[email protected]
>>66356978
At least you can accurately assess your own team unlike Doydoy fans
>>66357005
>>66357022
some low A bust said he quit because trainers called him a faggot and mlb and SJWs are writing a bunch of pro gay fluff
>>66357032
my gran gran is 93 and I think the dodgers are going to suck so much ass they will kill her this year.
>shit pitching
>no ethier
>nigger puig
best I can hope for is third place in the NL west
>>66357055
Teams would kill to have Puig
>>66357036
Do you have a problem with homosexual people, anon?
>>66357103
desu he was a bust and probably got sick of the shitty budget in Low A ball and not being able to party and do poppers if he had a normal job
>>66357523
yikes
>>66357032
>Rotation is Kershaw + ????????
>Bullpen is Jansen + ?????????
>Offense is AGon and Turner + ???????
If Joc, Grandal, Puig can bounce back and Seager performs well then the offense should be fine. Maeda has looked good so far but Kazmir will need to get it together. Injuries have not been kind to the once deep pitching staff so far :'( I was much more optimistic of this team before spring training
>>66357523
What's her name please
>All these ugly girls
>>66357589
Anorexia McGrosstits
>>66357523
>>66357544
>>66357593
>posting plastic women
>>66357639
She's cute
Also apparently Danks was tipping his pitches earlier, maybe now he won't be shit. I can only hope so much for the Whos bros, they need something to be happy about
I dont think my keeper league team will do too much this year. Oh well.
>>66357639
real waifu hours
>>66357666
Why? Chris Sales not good enough?
tfw no manic O's gf
>>66357685
Obama pls
>>66357703
ugly as fuck
>>66356718
>>66356764
I'm interested too add me there
[email protected]
>>66357770
>hotmail
>>66357781
fucked up, sorry
[email protected]
>>66352964
What a great time to be a Mets fan.
is Urias worth all the hype?
>2016
>Not having a first ballot Hall of Famer on your bench in Fantasy
shiggy
>>66353881
You're telling me, Anon. Luckily I got a jersey during his short stint as a met- wear it to every single game.
>>66357906
who?
>>66357927
Derek Jeter
>>66357934
Who?
>9 of my 12 pitchers are from the AL
I blew it
>>66357891
He's only 19, but his ST has been a little rough. He could use a little more time in AAA
>>66357927
Tim Raines
rate fantasy team
>>66355108
You're factually a faggot. Who do you like, fucking doogies?
>m-muh Cali
>m-m-muh goat ace
Kill urself my man.
How did I do?
>>66357975
looks like the team of a cuck
>>66357975
rotation
>>66357174
doog meme hat on dum kunt lol
Feeling pretty confident about my team right now tbqh
>>66357960
10/10
good team
>>66357934
What does he mean by this?
>>66357988
>Buttholes
>>66357975
>Crawford
Perfect family
>Jeter
Wot
>>66357960
9/10
pretty good, you only have one relief pitcher 2bh
>yfwdwwdwe
>>66357960
you can only make 200 starts senpai
>>66357988
>no closers
>>66358092
I guess I should have read the rules before I drafted
>>66356993
What is h2h? Is it something with fantasy? Should I play?
>>66357960
Why do you have only 1 actual relief pitcher?
>>66358146
head to head fantasy
opposed to roto in which you face everyone simultaneously
>>66358153
every year a couple of nobodys pop up into good relief pitchers it seems and I forgot pretty much
>>66358169
I've never played either ever. If I wanna play do I start now?
>>66358188
sure, h2h is the simpler of the two formats too
>>66358214
How do I start? Is it to late to join this league?
>>66358256
send an email to
>>66356993
>>66358308
Alright man thanks
>>66357963
Fine, I'll break it down
>Citi Field
>anything but middle of the pack
>proper team
What the fug does this even mean
>best mascot
Way, way off base here. Phanatic is the best no matter what your team is. Mr. Met is a cuck and Mrs. Met is a whore
rate muh team
>>66358995
>not being a lock for 1st in steals, holds, and saves
>>66359005
>>66358995
C+ tier
any other fantasy going on senpai?
Just saw this commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk2Z8FyIOi8
For $15 how can you go wrong?
>>66359432
>tfw you will never have a sweet spot sleeve to fap with
>>66359432
looks fun
>>66359432
>>66359432
>X, O or Y
Just like my video games
>>66357988
>stroman
Talk about a catch-22. You want him to do well but at the same time you don't because he's in the same division as the yanks. He's either gonna surprise a lot of people this year or just be a bust from all the hype.
Live CPBL action:
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>>66361902
>4 team league
wew lad
>>66356459
Better be ready for an Indians-mets World Series
>>66362060
That could possibly be the most boring match up in history.
>>66361902
God, what an awful looking infield. I've played on little league fields nicer than that.
>10 more days
>>66361902
>lamigo monkeys
>>66361902
this pitcher is slinging poo
>>66362131
More boring than the Giants and the Tigers?
>>66362647
Ahhhhh that's a tough one.
In your humble opinion /mlb/, if you were making the decision on who the 5th starter is for the jays, which guy would you choose?
>>66363110
Nobody, they don't have good pitching
>>66362131
I can think of a lot more boring than the 2 best pitching staffs in the game
What did she mean by this?
>the Indians rotation is good
Top 2 are great but the others are crap. Salazar had a meme year, Bauer just sucks, 5th is a literal who
>muh strikeouts
>>66363326
She want the d m8
>>66363395
>not understanding that Salazar had a good end of the year in 2014
>not understanding that Bauer isn't going in the rotation
>not understanding what depth is
Please tell me again why they aren't good
>>66362131
>any team without le bat flip monkey is boring
jasy fans ladies and gentlemen
>>66364163
>enjoy watching the Cardinals play
>don't hit lots of dingers
>known for having a stingy pitching staff
Nice try though
what's the comment limit? new thread coming soon?
>>66364475
Still have over 70 posts before bump limit is reached
>>66364413
>I enjoy watching the Cardinals play
>>66364538
Thanks. I've always wondered roughly what the limits were
>>66364413
>not a cardinals fans
>enjoying the cardinals
Could you tip that fedora any harder?
>>66362131
If you're a casual, then yes it might be boring. If you are a baseball fan, probably be a great matchup.
Casuals can go suck it
>>66350475
Braves
White Sox
Yankees
>>66364888
trips confirm canadians are casuals
I got back today from the secret MLB meeting in Northern Virginia. The illuminati have decided on the playoffs for 2016.
AL East-Yankees
AL Central-Royals
AL West-Rangers
AL Wild Card 1-A's
AL Wild Card 2-Red Sox
NL East-Nationals
NL Central-Cubs
NL West-Giants
NL Wild Card 1-Cardinals
NL Wild Card 2-Marlins
ALDS: Royals/Red Sox, Yankees/Rangers
NLDS: Cubs/Nationals, Giants/Marlins
ALCS: Yankees/Red Sox
NLCS: Cubs/Giants
WS: Yankees/Cubs
World Series Champion: Cubs
>>66365356
>A's
Good try, pal. You ain't fooling me.
>>66365356
>A's
>Marlins
Stahp
>>66365356
>NL Wild Card 2-Marlins
Opinion discarded
>>66365356
>blue jays not making the playoffs let alone winning the al east
>>66365463
They were a .500 team without price last year.
>>66365481
tulo and stroman though
>>66365531
>Glass Shortstop with numbers boosted by a meme park
>starter with little sample size that is now expected to be an ace
I think the Jays will make the playoffs, but not because of these two
>Cespedes
kek
KEK
>>66365567
skydome is one of the best hitters park. I do agree that the pitching staff could go either way.
>>66365356
>A's
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
>>66365481
Price only won 9 games for the jays. What about the additional 35+?
>>66366060
that's like 20 percent...plus you need to take into account his quality starts/no decisions that kept them in the games that they won
>>66365637
The Skydome is no Coors Field though. There's a reason Tulo went from hitting .300 to under .240 after the trade. I don't think he's a .240 hitter in general, but he's definitely not going to put the numbers up that he has been. When he batted .340 in 2014, his home batting average was .417 and his away average was .257. When you add in his health with this, Tulo is one of the biggest question marks on the Blue Jays.
>>66366095
I get that price was a massive part of their success. But he was only a portion of why they were so successful. The rotation at the start of lastyear was pretty bad considering what happened to Stroman and the abysmal year Hutchison had. Considering they went to game 6 of the ALCS without price winning a game, they did fairly well.
>>66363395
>memes
>lol he sucks
>memes
Superb argument
>>66364771
You can enable thread stats in settings
>>66365531
Stroman is gonna be suspended for trying to throw at Caleb Josephs head again.
>>66366136
He kept them in the game in the ALCS game. Granted he probably should have got the loss in game six and the win in game 2 but got n/d's each time. I guess it balances out.
>>66366340
He did pitch well in game 6 he kinda got ripped off to be honest.
Are Mest fans worried about Harvey's velo, or everyone is just going to blame the spring training guns?
>Harvey only hit 90-92mph
>6 runs in 3
>no breaking balls
>"dead arm"
I wonder
>PS4 came in today
Just need to wait for Tuesday and then I'll be all set
>>66365356
>marlins
no
You have 3 hours and 48 minutes to name me 17 reasons why the Phillies won't go to the world series this year.
Timesa tickin
>>66367390
>Reds
Votto really that high up?
>>66367065
Gonna get it on psn and preload it on Monday so I can play it as soon as it's out desu
>>66367548
Have you been following the streams? They've improved so much since 2015
>>66367390
Hopefully that nigger Howard gets banned so we go up
>>66367583
Yeah, for older versions of the game I would just play RTTS, but the diamond dynasty stuff with conquest looks pretty fun, and the battle royal drafts.
>>66367390
>tfw phillies fan
>>66367390
>the entire AL West
>>66367390
This is Belt's breakout year desu
>>66367343
I can give you 25 reasons
>>66368200
It's really hard to imagine the Mets and the Nationals both missing the playoffs given how awful the Phillies and Barves are.
How is your spring trainingfu doing, /mlb/?
Mine is hitting .388/.444/.571.
>>66368585
Just about the same as yours since he got his first hit :^)
God, I hope they just leave Kim in left field and Rickard in right and leave Trumbo and Alvarez to fight over DH. Having two possible high OBP players to go with the power in our lineup is making me hard as diamonds.
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/69972428/v562513083/hounym-reed-hits-an-insidetheparker-on-miscue
>>66367476
of course he is, he's been a 6-8 war player since 2010, when healthy, even in 2012 when he wasn't healthy
>>66368688
>Cespedes in charge of stopping inside the park home runs
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/63106348/v526261683/ws2015-gm1-escobar-leads-off-with-insidetheparker
>>66368585
.478/.478/1.130
>>66368585
.389/.400/1.111
>>66367476
the dude literally plans every at-bat to boost his SABR shit
Rollins basically all but confirmed to be the starter. He actually did it that madman.
>>66368585
.372/ 400/.581
he hit a Grand Salami last night too.
>mest
>shitspedes
It's only spring but holy fuck Sale
>>66368731
i bet he's just as spazzy in bed as he in the batter's box
>>66368730
>>66369058
Why the fuck is Lagares not playing CF?
>>66369122
because mests
>Chris Sales
So the DBacks want out of their stadium lease
do we have a new contestant?
>>66369089
Is shit
>>66369331
>boo hoo, we don't like this stadium that magically allows us to play sports in the desert without dying.
are they trying to move cities?
>>66369394
>http://www.12news.com/news/local/valley/diamondbacks-want-out-of-chase-field/100208682
Apparently they want more control and to make the stadium smaller
kek.
>Cespedes
top kek 100%
>>66369484
>smaller stadium
Is there really that much saved on operating costs by losing that many seats? You'd figure they'd want to host All-Star games and concerts and shit.
Same thing happened in Houston when the Astros moved from the Astrodome (70,000) to Minute Maid (41,574). And that's supposedly the 4th largest US city.
>>66346316
Great thread, everyone.
Spring dingers Lawrie!
>>66368200
>Jeremy Hellickson is an opening day starter
last post
>>66369799
lol rekt
