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UPCOMING EVENTS:
3/25 - Legacy FC 52 (Sampson vs Schnell)
4/2 - WSOF 30 (Branch vs Starks)
4/10 - UFC FN 86 (Rothwell vs Dos Santos)
4/15 - ONE FC Global Rivals (Askren vs Aleksakhin)
4/16 - UFC on Fox 19 (Nurmagomedov vs Ferguson)
4/16 - Lellator 152 (Freire vs Campos)
4/16 - Glory 29 (Holzken vs Kongolo)
4/17 - Rizin 1 (Kato vs Watanabe)
4/22 - Lellator 153 (Koreshkov vs Henderson)
4/23 - UFC 197 (Cormier vs Jones 2)
5/6 - ONE FC (TBA)
5/8 - UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/14 - UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
NEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egmAMFc_5cU
can somebody explain the dc sucking jon jones dick to me? i don't fucking get it.
its a meme dipshit
Consider the pleasure of being bullied by Rin Nakai
artem lobov is neetrex
artem lobov is a neetrex
im amazed my picture gets posted in every single thread and it's still intact
>DHK will never be your oppa and gently spoonfeed you slimy sea creatures
artem lobov, the neetrex!
>>66345483
>>66345489
>>66345504
You're clearly autistic, go to bed.
>>66345517
If you can't handle the 'tism, get out of the prism.
>>66345517
get a dog bro
>>66345517
do you disagree? none of you're fighters are good or relevant. your opinion carries no regard here on heem, or in any other place.
quoting is stale shit, some 2015 garbage
cool guy respond without quotes, you're talking back with a cinematic horizon stare
>>66345460
legit looks like poo
>>66345533
I don't disagree, but I just don't see the reason in shitposting the same thing three times.
Also, Bisbing just beat the greatest of all time, so shut up ya cunt.
Is Beef Testosterone your boy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCPU0FehXw
>brazillian
>human being
leave, your uneducated favela monkey's opinion doesn't have high regard on heem
>cool guy respond without quotes, you're talking back with a cinematic horizon stare
>>66345560
if you believe that anderson silva in 2016, is a goat, then you just proved your opinions are crap.
Do steroids change the appearance of the face?
>>66345493
The good 'ole no look hook. Highly skilled boxing in MMA.
its almost 2am im too sleepy to type properly
tomorrow ill have a field day on the burguershit zerg
wtf is wrong with this thread? are yall niggas drunk?
>>66345567
holy fucking shit
he's literally like water
Please delete this thread and start with a new picture you stoopid fakin kant, it is very insensitive and anti-MMA lifestyle
>>66345472
To the Anon(s) that keeps posting pictures of DC with a caption about sucking Jon Jones' cock,
Thank you. I don't always post a "lel" or "kek" but it makes me smile every single Goddamn time. I can't help it. You are doing God's work. Keep it up.
Love,
Anon
>>66345584
>like w̶a̶t̶e̶r̶
snake oil
>>66345606
>God's work
nice fluke win conor, strange coincidence that it was the only relevant win in your career too
wink wink
im off to sleep
>>66345628
Nighty night, Aldo - good luck with the burger business!! Don't eat too many now, or you might injure yourself!
>>66345607
It's not snake oil, you retard. It's like yoga.
Post Fighters Spirit Animals
ile start
Fedor = GOAT
machida vs rumble, who wins?
>>66345665
Machida via flying crescent kick
What do you think?
>>66345661
I thought the casuals left?
>>66345662
Artem=T rex
>>66345607
>>66345584
>>66345567
>>66345661
>tfw i thought connor was going to pull out some nek level mewvment shit against nate and land a cheeky capoeira spinning head kick knock out
but no sorry it was all a meme
I just rewatched JBJ vs DC
It was a very close fight.
If DC tries to disengage the clinch in the early rounds and punish the legs of Jones he can win this fight. Jones got hit a lot too.
>>66345460
That's shitty ossobuco t b h
>>66345665
Rumble via decapitation. They'll have to cryogenically freeze the parts of Machida they find in the ring until medical technology can fix him.
>>66345460
What does heem stand for
>>66345493
i love it when the ref or whatever has to tackle the guy
>>66345711
>Disengage Jon "off season roids" Jones' clinch
>>66345722
This is heem
>>66345722
help earth, exterminate muslims
>>66345722
Hilariously
Entertaining
&
Epic
Memes
>>66345737
that's not heem cuz heem not sleepy
How old were you when you switched to boxing?
>daily reminder this is what weidmans spin kick would have done if he wasn't at 10%
>>66345612
This is pathetic that guy didn't even get hit
>>66345756
14
Then I finally matured at around 19 and went back to mixed martial arts and began studying Ginastica Natural
>>66345750
my mistake
>>66345745
Can I get a straight forward answer
Why /heem/ not /mma/
What does heem mean
>>66345771
Is that the guy from Lonely Island?
>>66345783
artem = neetrex
>>66345789
What
>>66345788
I have no idea, all I know is he didn't pay for his stream.
>>66345783
we're all fedor fans, so the name of the general was changed to Handsome Eastern European Men to allude to our romantic depiction of him
>>66345783
here everyone execrates muslims
>>66345800
catch up on the memes lad, you're embarrassing yourself
>>66345783
Because the people who frequent this thread don't take it seriously enough.
When is based sage northcutt fighting again
>>66345711
post good ossobuco then u fukken cunt
>>66345821
OK I get it I'm a new fag
For the love of god what does heem mean
>>66345822
good post
>>66345843
Heem doesn't mean anything.
Just enjoy the discussions.
>>66345783
hits
engagements
entanglements
masturbation
it's the four pillars of a good fight training program.
artem lobov neetrex lads
>>66345851
Lol so why not call it /mma/
>>66345783
It means if you come around here asking something so stupid again my shin will be against your head before you can even react you DUMBFUCK
>>66345826
i went to a semi-fancy italian restaurant and ordered ossobuco but they were out so i got some kind of saffron sauce ravioli filled with chicken and porcini mushrooms. it was absolutely delicious with a curiously delicate flavor. im glad they were out of ossobuco and i got to try something new.
>>66345860
because this is /heem/
>>66345860
don't make me superman punch you
>>66345860
because this wouldn't make any sense then
>>66345783
We watch kickbox too
And grappling shit sometimes
and whatever the hell URFight was
so long as there's people being separated from their consciousness, we're there
>>66345860
>why not call it /mma/
>>66345843
I'll give you your answer anon, since you're so troubled by it.
There was some streetfight video on worldstar i think, and in it a dude gets completely knocked out cold, at which point the person filming zooms in on his unconscious face, and then the words "heem sleepy" appear on the screen. As in, "him sleepy" but with an accent.
It's really stupid, and underwhelming, and it really doesn't make sense since everybody uses it as a verb around here.
What's lobovs height and reach????
>>66345885
delet thus
>>66345885
it makes sense now
thanks anon
>>66345764
Aldo was OK, it's just Conor was too good.
>>66345885
>being this much of a newfag
L M A O
>>66345885
You forgot the part where he gets soccer kicked in the head by a line of people after he goes unconscious.
>>66345885
>believing this lie
heem yourself and delet this post asap
>>66345860
it's part tradition (>>66345885)
and part a measure to keep newfags away
people who have never been here will look for /mma/, and newfags who don't care enough to actually look for the mma general with more effort than pressing control-f tend to have shitty opinions
>>66345903
Aldo will go down in history as a better fighter than Conor. Not even a question. Casuals please leave.
>>66345906
Well yea it was brutal as fuck, the guy probably either died or had severe brain damage but I was just giving him the synopsis.
>>66345885
>newfriends will believe this
>>66345603
Is he the craziest person in YouTube ?
>>66345662
diaz brothers = cuddly bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZa1jFSZV-s
>>66345936
not even close pham
he doesn't even make gangstalking videos
>>66345944
who does?
>>66345918
>>better fighter
>>backs out of fight
>> gets knocked out in 16 seconds
wat
>>66345877
moar fresh heems pls
post lobov heems
>>66345918
Unfortunately, him pulling out of their first match, getting ko'd in 13 secs, being kind of a sore loser, and then all this embarrassing trash talk is all kind of a big blemish on what is likely the tail end of his career. And I was/am an aldo fan
>>66345860
Go back to r/MMA lad.
>>66345877
>when u get heemed so hard u turn into jesus
lmao
>>66345843
>google heem sleepy
>click the 2nd result which is a wshh video.
>??????
>profit
>>66345968
Why does rogan look black in this? Wtf
>>66345968
here you go pham
>>66345771
wtf drove Dana to act? was he in debt or what?
What will happen to McGregor if he loses in UFC 200?
>>66346102
dana is a superstar bro
he can do it all
>>66345607
>ponytail oil
>>66346121
I bet such a thing exists.
>>66346110
his hypetrain dies, he goes back to featherweight and stays either champion or a top contender for the rest of his career
you guys bought the fighter and the kid 3d season 1, right?
>>66346145
Why did people start clapping so long after he was clearly faking?
>Like DC
>Guy will be heemed by Jones.
That fucking height advantage. Jones didn't even notice DC's weight.
>>66346157
>people actually are DC fans
>>66345460
>2016
>meat
why and how are people still doing this? seriously watch a documentary. it's not very hard to learn.
THANK YOU BASED EDGAR
who /ohmy/ here?
post your walkout song my fellow memers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE6wxDqdOV0
>>66345560
Silva won that fight
Bisbing won more points
Literally nobody walked away thinking Bisping won, not even Bisping
>>66346181
reporting in
>>66346186
Silva won 1 round at most
He literally LITERALLY got rocked by Bisping 3 (three) times during the fight and almost finished
Anderson only did a cheapshot knee courtesy of the great Herb Dean's fuckup
Otherwise Bisping dominated that fight
#respect
>>66346201
(You)
>>66346206
+are correct
Sorry, phone fucked up
>bisping beat silva
>>66346183
>tfw you realize all of your boys are gonna get old and die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1aF54DO60
>>66346215
If this dummy would have keep punching we wouldn't be talking about Silva vs Hall.
why doesn't anderson put his hands up? i heard it was cause he didn't want to be taken down but i thought he had good jits???
>he thinks Anderson beat Nick
>>66346215
this is such bullshit, mark hunt can do walkoff heems
but the goat can't
thanks a lot herb u dumb fuck
>>66346226
who's this cum drum?
>>66346224
he relies on countering people as they come in. hands down is bait. he's been figured out but he's a dumb nigger so he keeps doing it anyways.
>>66346229
>>66346222
There was barely a second left in the round
>>66345668
best filename ive seen in a month
>tfw nsac has deprived us of several years of prime nick diaz
weed should be legal, this is straight up bullshit
fuck you pat cuntvall and retroactively fuck keith kizer
>>66346246
Weed is a gateway drug. Nick should have followed the rules.
>>66346232
he started keeping his hands down during/after the first chael fight after he got wrestlefucked
it was effective in stuffing takedowns
>>66346229
Also as soon as Bisping falls he raises his hand to protect his head, whereas Mir was clearly out of it, unfocused, and had his hands by his sides. It's a very different thing.
Also, celebrating before the ref ends it is literally Palhares-tier stupidity
Which country has the best fighters?
>>66346249
he did hands down before that, as early as cote i think
>>66345662
>2frauds.bmp
At least Fedor had the balls to not pull off the world's most insecure combover
>>66346260
>stopping beating someone because they cant defend themselves before a dumbass ref recognizes it is stupid
the state of your logic m8
>>66346280
how is he so confident the ref is stopping it???
>>66346270
i think you'd be suprised
>>66346284
He's actually not that much.
He just doesn't care.
>>66346284
if you've ever knocked out someone, i have btw a few times, you know the punch connected and the guy is hurt
you can feel the ko punch, it feels different than other punches, the way it jacks their jaw it doesnt even feel like you hit them hard but the jaw snaps hard and they're hurt
>>66346286
>I rate Fedor
>>66346280
Mark Hunt is of course the exception, he's a heavyweight though and at that weight one clean connection will almost certainly end it, especially if you have bricks for hands as he does
It's not as clear at middleweight, and especially not if Bisping has his hands up to defend his head as soon as he goes down, which he does
>>66346286
does wandy have a diamond on his tooth here?
>>66346289
>>66346292
>tfw thought you had to punch the eye to ko a dude
haven't got into a fight ever since I realised that...
>>66346299
literally got punched into meme land
Has Schaub commented on MMA being legal in New York?
>>66346313
Gotta get the right shoes for the right broadcast first, mang
>>66346296
how about when bisping knocked out forrest and forrest puts his hand up to defend himself
is that not a heem because he put his hand up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt1IIJMpcgI
are you really trying to say that middleweights dont have one punch ko power?
what a fucking goof you are swecuck
>>66345472
it's from the press conference where DC repeatedly asks Jon if he wants him to suck his dick
>>66346201
lol what cheapshot? You mean Bisping tried using the ref to get an extra time advantage like hes done countless times before?
Bisbing tried gaming it there, an Silva called out his BS and kneed the fuck out of him for it
Everybody knows Silva won the fight but Bisping scored more points. Just listen to Bispings post fight interview, thats not what a winner says even the whole crows is too confused to cheer fro the winner
>>66346341
>Everybody knows Silva won the fight
not even close.
>>66345662
>Fedor = GOAT
Checks out.
>>66345711
>DC tries to disengage the clinch
Literally the only damage DC did was in the clinch.
>>66346327
Hes quite obviously done and clearly KOed in that video you fucking retard
>>66346341
>everyone knows Silva won the fight
*Every casual thinks
>yfw daniel cormier heems jon with an uppercut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vWuGnoyoBU
>>66346341
bisping knocked silva down twice, in exchanges in the pocket
silva knocked bisping down once and it was while bisping wasn't even fighting
idc who you think won the fight, silva Absolutely Sucks
>>66346361
Kinda not really, he connected with good shots from the boxing range and some good kicks too.
But all the knees and elbows he ate made him gas, plus the kicks to the body from the long range.
He has to keep the pressure and mantain the short range while avoiding the clinch at the same time, that's what i'm trying to say.
>>66346346
>>66346363
Bisping was literally dead after the fight
Bisping may have won a number of tally marks contest against Silva
But everybody knows Silva won the fight
>>66346370
nice mem bro
>>66346377
if you're feelin froggy then jump my nigga
>>66346369
Why is DC so unlikable?
>>66346369
i saw this same fight while crusing youtube a couple weeks ago
brutal upperut
>>66346375
Won the fight against winning lol
>>66346386
i would literally kill you....
well maybe not kill you, but i'd heem you pretty good
>>66346370
lol this is the face of a person who won a fight
thats the stance of someone who won
yeah right quit lying to yourself
>>66346391
>he just saw DC vs Silva
And they call me a casual lmao
>>66346416
>but lok at his face
>>66346419
No. We call you black.
>>66346264
>dat webm
It's like the 40th time I've seen it and it still makes me laugh
Today is my birthday and literally NO ONE said happy birthday, it's 4am
Close to permaheeming myself t b h
>>66346433
Thanks for that.
>>66346390
Hes not, it was just the Irish people shitposting in real life at the press conference. they cheered for any white fighter or for the most normie fighters possible. Jon Jones is a lot more marketable and friendly to the McGregor based UFC fan. Jones looks like someone theyd hang out with after a football game in highschool, Cormier loooks like someone theyd make fun of while hes eating at lunch minding his own business. Irish fans and casual fans are shit, the posting quality of heem has only imrpoved since McGoobs defeat
>>66346415
im in greensboro north carolina. i will fistfuck your face into the asphalt of a harris teeter parking lot. get at me pussy
>>66346442
Happy birthday, my white /heem/ friend.
>>66346446
dude i'm like 30 minutes away, do not be scared
i will heem you into a living death
>>66346429
except in this case everybody knew hendricks won by points and by damage
Silva won by damage by far but not by points
>>66346442
are you a manlet? they might not have seen you
>>66346449
thanks, i love you all
>>66346459
meme
>>66346456
Half those people are literal cucks.
>Cuck thomas
>Cuckmetric
Fucking really?
Build Wall.
>>66346442
Happy birthday.
>>66346443
>>66346390
>blaming Cormier's unpopularity on McGregor
lolfag
>>66346480
This. McGregor is a legit nigger.
ya'll niggas got heems?
>>66346443
Jones the guy you make friend with in college for the parties, DC's the guy you make friends with after getting a job for bbq parties and retirement plannings.
Which fighters do you want to die? I'll start:
>Ross Pearson
>>66346443
Nah, even before that. There's something about him and Cain. They're just so unremarkable as people that I start to resent them for it.
>>66346487
early stoppage 2bh
>>66346487
Here, enjoy this webm
>inb4 i r8 Fedor
>>66346480
No im blaming McGregor fans, the type of obnoxious indiviudals attracted to the UFC who shitpost cheering at press conferences
>>66346486
He knocked out midgets
>>66346456
>mfw Robbery Lawler is champion because of 2 bad decisions and a jew nose
>>66346504
>this casual faggot hater
>>66346504
OHHHH HE GOT ROCKED MIKE
for some reason i love heems like this where the guy is out cold and he takes some clean shots to the jaw as his head is bounced off the canvas
anyone got more like this?
>>66346487
Hope he signs with lellator/wsof soon and gets a fight.
I need some more 155 Wonderboy heems in my life.
>>66346488
Pretty accurate
>>66346516
I have a brown sock covered in cum stains that looks like him.
>>66346496
Weirdo
>>66346503
Villante is big as fuck.
>>66346515
>getting rocked by fujita
ayyyyy lmao
>>66346496
None of them, you weirdo.
They're taking a while to announce McGregor Diaz II.
Is it actually going to happen or not?
>>66346502
i think youre just the guy who would make fun of cormier for no reason to be honest
comier is really cool person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y88dQBN3P4k
watch his post fight analysis stuff with fox too its anything but unremarkable
>>66346534
Probably dangled it out there as a bit of a litmus test
>>66346534
I hope not
>>66346502
That's actually a pretty common thing.
Normal people in those kind of situations just get on people's nerves.
post your boys
>>66346456
So did Nate lose to Conor because of the gash over his head and the hickey on his neck?
Of course not, that's completely aesthetic, if you're getting outpunched and dropped numerous times throughout the fight, in each round, and can't fucking finish a concussed zombie, then you didn't win shit, you stupid fuck
alright
>>66346503
delet this
>>66346369
>knocks out TRT Bigfoot
I wonder how much the weight cut deprives DC of his power. Even Firas Zahabi said the rematch will either go the distance or ending in a stoppage by Jones when DC has a legit punchers chance.
>>66346550
new dad
>>66346529
that quality is great and just amazing to watch perfect technique like that applied
when is italy gonna stream some events again?
>>66346552
No he lost because he got lit the fuck up with punches, turned into a panic wrestler, then choked the fuck out
Bisping was literally retarded in the post fight interview fro mtaking so much brain damage from SIlva
>>66346542
I was a fat kid until HS so I'm not really the bullying type. DC just annoys me irrationally.
>>66346561
Fires knows more about fighting than I ever will but he also kept calling McGregor's left hand the touch of death.
>>66346568
And still outfought him
Sounds like Silva is a really shitty fighter and didn't win anything
You can't concede that he won on points then say he lost the fight, as snarky as you're trying to be, that literally makes no sense
UR fight needs to get maia for the next grappling match, who should be his opponent?
>>66346571
Even fat kids can be bullies
>>66346552
Please stop posting le wacky hair carbohydrate man.
does joanna finish her this time?
>>66346580
Schaub.
>>66346586
30 bananas a day, MINIMUM
And if you don't agree, then YE ON THE GAS and need to CARB THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID KUNT
should i bother watching ufc events with ronda in them?
>>66346578
>And still outfought him
This didnt happen though
Silva won the exchanging of fists, Bisping won a higher number of tallys on a scoring card
Is Conor Dana's boy?
>>66346591
Reminder
>>66346593
Her co-mains and mains were always tasty or meme.
the 30 bananas a day guy is funny as fuck. he's good at talking too
>>66346597
>Silva won the exchanging of fists
This literally isn't true no matter what way you try to say it
has anyone here ever felt like this?
i have, not in a long time though
anyone want to let out a primal scream with me?
perhaps vocaroo it
>>66346609
it is for the amount of damage done. Silva was still fresh after 5 rounds, Bisping was on his deathbed. This can clearly be seen
Stop lying to yourself
>>66346614
I don't think i ever felt that.
hey guys i'm torrenting a huge 62gb file of all wec fights
anyone got requests for webms from wec?
i cant stream, but perhaps italy could stream some wec events
also good morning russian alcoholic, hope your buzzed and ready to shitpost
>>66346620
>it is for the amount of damage done
Good thing that neurotypicals don't measure fights that way
Unfortunate for you
>>66346627
Low test
>Rogan unironically linked Gizmodo
>>66346636
What are you talking about? I said Bisping won the points
Its just that Silva won the fight
>>66345567
Not going to lie that looks pretty neato
>>66346652
As I said, us neurotypicals judge fights differently
Also known as "objectively"
Non-neurotypicals such as yourself look for blood and autism because you're incapable of rational thought
lets do some matchmaking /heem/, what fights do you want to see and think should be put together?
i want to see:
gilbert melendez vs al iaquinta
max holloway vs charlie oliveira II
mitrione vs cheik kongo
fedor vs wanderlei
edgar vs aldo, winner fights conor
nate diaz vs rda II
conor vs cowboy
>>66346660
>Edgar v Aldo, winner fights Conor
dana
pure aggression
this is the physical manifestation of testosterone
>>66346510
I'm telling you Wonderboy would light Lawler the fuck up.
>>66346600
Delete Schaub from this.
>>66346674
Yes, but he doesn't get past Rory.
Rory will meme him.
>>66346672
testosterone already has a physical manifestation
>>66346674
Such bullshit that he and Rory have to fight.
>>66346659
>Non-neurotypicals such as yourself look for blood
I never did this
Bisping couldnt even talk straight after the fight
He clearly was hanging on by a thread compared to Silva
Any of you here watches boxing besides MMA?
>>66346678
rory will meme him then sign with bellator and heem bendo for the bellator welterweight title
he will become the nick diaz of bellator
i predict dese tings
no way the ufc will outbid bellator for rory, they dont care enough about him
>>66346678
I really don't want a Lwler vs MacMeme 3
>>66346682
>I never did this
Yes you did, bud
>He clearly was hanging by a thread compared to Silva
And he still kicked the shit out of silva, lmao
can italy stream lawler vs rory ii PLEASE?
post brutalities lads
>>66346678
>le stand and bang right in front of robbie lawler man
>standing a chance against Wonderpedo
LMAO Kat Williams the comedian got dominated with wrestling and BJJ by a little kid in a "street fight"
Beautiful reversal
https://twitter.com/DEVrockstarr/status/712540669554900995
>>66346706
Watch the video lad, it's literally Kat Williams
>mfw Schaub said he was looking at the HW rankings for no particular reason
You guys ready for the comeback?
hi guys new ufc fan here, how good was connor mcgregor in his prime?
>what are you doing with that camera daniel?
when was the last time you guys had a good cry and why?
i shed a few tears at my grandma's funeral, but i cant remember the last time i had a good cry
i just cant open up and let go, i'm wound too tight and have to be a big tough guy like the diaz bros
>>66346702
train in ghettos 3 times a week, MINIMUM
>>66346695
>And he still kicked the shit out of silva, lmao
He didnt, Silva was still fresh at the end
>>66346717
damn daniel
suckin that cock again
lol
What's daniel trying to convey with that look?
>>66346711
It's time
>>66346734
pls, just click on it, pls
j-just watch it
guys i had a dream that daniel heem'd jon with ground and pound
bet the house on it and cash out to cabo
>>66346725
Lmao, fresh from getting his ass torn up, bud
>>66346683
VIETNAM
>>66346702
who the fuck is kat williams
>>66346741
>https://twitter.com/DEVrockstarr/status/712540669554900995
prank... gone sexual
>>66346752
I manlet that thinks he's a pimp....so like a black McGoober
Why are Russians so based bros?
>>66346329
I just watched it. Daniel cormier is sjch a fucking pussy
>>66346719
My cousin ODed about a year ago. Couldn't keep it together at the wake.
>>66346775
lol what drugs pusssssy
Gabi Garcia
>that view from 6 seconds onwards
ohhh myyyyy
>>66346777
That hair-on
>>66346778
I'd fuck
>>66346782
yeh nigga that's shit
>>66346683
Never live, but when I read rave reviews of a boxing bout I usually try to watch it. Don't really enjoy the ruleset though.
Could Conor win this fight if he knew exactly how it went the first time?
>>66346782
i was hooked on opiates for like 6 years man, that shit is rough
seen a lot of friends and ppl around here die from it
i'm clean now
>>66346796
Conor will probably win the rematch by decision.
He was out-boxing Nate pretty thoroughly before he gassed. 4 months is plenty of time to get his cardio together.
There's always a possibility that Nate lands a cheeky TD and sub though.
>>66346742
is it april 23 yet
>>66346800
Yeah, I graduated in 2010 and there's been like 10 ODs of people I graduated with.
I swear the government is bringing the shit in for population control. No Eddie Bravo.
>>66346809
Barbosa vs Pettis is going to be spicy. Pettis is most likely getting sent to fetterweight though.
>>66346807
>he was out-boxing nate pretty thoroughly
kek
>>66346529
>get blindsided by a massive winging hook from some built jap
vs
>literally an unironically getting heem'd by Matt "the terror" Sera
>literally an unironically getting dropped multiple times by Michael "pitter patter" bisbong
>literally an unironically losing to Matt "the elbow destroyer" Hamill
lmao at you m8
reminder if you r8 any of these """GOATS""" you're a casual and you NEED to HEEM yourself
does anyone have the webm of serra heem'ing gsp?
>>66346855
>some built jap
>his record is 15-10 against cans
>loses to a mw by ko unironically
>gets BTFO by big foot silva
>gets meme'd on by before evolution Werdum
Nice """"GOAT""" you got there senpai
>>66346375
>le simulated death match.
This is a sport not a Kumite.
>>66346416
Yeah and all that damage was done in the 3rd round which most people agree Silva won anyway. We judge fights by round not the whole fight.
Even in PRIDE rules Bisping won because of 2 Knockdowns compared to 1 Knockdown.
>>66346866
>out of prime losses vs TRT'd the fuck up legit opponents
vs
>roiding like crazy but getting knocked out by pasta addicted midget and getting subbed by a redneck
>unironically losing to Japs; getting knocked the fuck out by some uninspired frat bro striking; snapping your leg like a dry spaghetti because all you can do against a decent opponent who doesn't run at you face first is throw leg kicks
Jones is still in his prime so we must wait and see.
>>66346891
Werdum wasn't on TRT.
>>66346863
>>66346863
i'm making one of him tapping, downloading the fight now
no one post it b4 i get done pls
>>66346866
Literally ALL those things happened on the downside of his career. That """MW""" literally won via hammerfists to the back of the head. That roided easter island head brazlian literally was still out clinched by fat old fedor despite fedor losing. That Werdum was BEFORE Werdum's stand up game evolved by was also as Werdum had the most elite ground game.
GSP unironically IN HIS PRIME got KO'D by Matt Serra, subbed by Matt Hughes then got BTFO of the sport by some fat red neck after laying on people for years because he was a jab baby. Anderson Silva unironically lost to Ryo Chonan, Luiz Azeredo and Daiju Takase. Was BTFO by Nick Diaz, Bisping and Weidman.
Jones so far has only one blemish one his record, that is being sent to the hospital by some Swedish cuck. Jones needs to also prove against Rumble that he is the superior bull. If he can win those matches he is GOAT.
>>66346778
would
>>66346935
He might have been on peds, but he wasn't on TRT lad.
>>66345771
>Frankie asks for Conor McGregor
>>66346898
oh well in that case getting subbed at the tail end of his career by the best bjj dude at hw in mma ever who went on to become ufc champion is unforgivable. what a can.
>>66346939
>werdum wasn't on TRT
>argie fighters so ass you dickride brazillians
>>66346943
da fuck is this?
>>66345936
Janoy Cresva is. He is going to have a mental breakdown within a few months because everybody associated with him is gaining more success on YouTube.
>>66346942
I'm just memeing lad, don't get mad.
I actually like Fedor.
But for some reason his fans seem to be blind to the fact the he fought 3 or 4 good guys and then mostly cans in a corrupt organization that's known for faking fights.
He is in the top 5 for sure, maybe even top 3.
But he is not the best ever.
If JBJ beats DC easily he is Nº1 then Silva then GSP then Fedor, and probably last you can argue Chuck Lidell/Wanderlei/Henderson
>>66346690
You're dumb. There is literally 0(zero) chance that the UFC is going to let him go. He is a top ranked fighter and in his mid twenties.
>>66346964
>fedor and silva are in the top p4p
Lmao
>>66346981
Give me your top 5 then.
>>66346964
>silva number 2
youre a fucking eejit mang
>>66346978
i think you'd be surprised, bellator has that fuck you money
>>66346943
>>66346961
Look at the comments
>>66346989
2 gay kids? dont get it senpai, spoonfeed me
why wont gsp come back and fight friends?
i miss him 2bh
>>66346997
madman
>>66347001
That vaseline spit tho
>>66347001
hnnnng
>>66347001
usada
if he does ever come back he's gonna pull some canadian "commission" fuckery to avoid it just like he did to make weight for ufc 158
>>66347033
>that's what diazcucks believe
>this HUGE fucking dota team shuffle holy shit
>>66347001
why does he look full natty brah here
I thought he was on the gas
>>66347057
>being a grown man
>still playing games
goof
>>66347079
one of his earlier fights probably...
I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt but dude was fucking jacked in the Diaz and Henricks fight. And his nipples looked pretty puffy.
>>66346964
Fedor never lost to someone worse than Ryo Chonan and had better wins against better comp.
This is fact. Beating prime Cro Cop on the feet, beating prime Nog in the guard and KOing/subbing the absolute shit out of multiple ex UFC heavyweight champs vs Belfort and Henderson.
Fedor is objectively more GOAT than Silva.
new dana face lads
also gsp got his ass beat by a manlet all over the cage
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458727105199.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458727660878.webm
>mfw people are putting anderson silva in the top 10 goat list
You probably believe that Forest Griffin and Stephan Bonnar deserve a spot in the Hall of Fame too.
finally a good webm, sorry for the shit ones
Is there a /Heem/ Skype presence?
>>66346719
I only cried when I was abused as a kid for 10 years straight, it turned into kind of a reflex to start crying each time things started to heat up. Now I haven't shed a tear for at least 10 years. All my emotion were desensitized, so people tend to think I am a sociopath.
>mfw conflicted whether this is a good or a bad thing
>>66347239
not to pry, but how were u abused as a kid?
you now realize that gsp is only 34 and if he comes back this year he can dominate the ufc for another 4 years
>>66346719
Last time I cried was when I was 10. Fell down, hit my face on the corner of the bed, had a cut just beside my right eye, needed 4 stitches. blood kinda made me think I went blind.
slightly higher quality, any webm requests while i'm doing this?
>>66347316
I've been wanting a webm of conor's success against nate in the 1st/early 2nd rounds. Some of his strikes and mewvments were pretty smooth.
>>66347001
Firas said he thinks he'll be back in 2016.
I really do think Conor calling him out after beating Nate was the plan.
hello heem my laptop was really dumb yesterday so i had to do a general respawn and now it feels weird because i've lost every...thing
>>66347338
no, i'm too big of a diaz fan to do that. i think there's a streamable of his success though
downloaded some wec, why do mexicans do this?
>>66347359
I'll help you restart your Schaub folder.
lads, just rewatched lesnar carwin, would you have stopped it in the first round cause i would have desu
>all these niggers not crying
I cry almost weekly, sometimes more.
>>66347413
does your wife who engage in sexual relations with african american males?
tim kennedy again on alex jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0plhCBVJlm8
>>66347338
Here's a video of some left hands.
Nate's chin is remarkable even if Conor is a manlet. Nate being unaffected to some of the body shots Conor landed surprised me a little.
https://streamable.com/b227
>>66347441
Problem is that he wasn't hitting him on the chin, hitting the temple cheek and forehead over and over.
where the fuck is italy?
he should stream some wec, i wish i could so bad
>>66347413
You're probably chemically imbalanced.
You shouldn't be crying over anything but death if you're emotionally stable.
I cry while having sex.
>>66347441
You can see at 1:13 and 1:02 how he slips Nate's punches so well at first, but as you start to slow down you can't rely just on head movement, you need a high guard at times.
just got antibiotics for my tonsil inflammation, if Cockhold was on them he shouldn't have been able to think clearly during the Chris fight
that nobody is lying, Chris takes the rematch sans memery
>>66347446
>>66347446
Good point. The final 2 lefts in that video land nicely on the chin and snap Nate's head around a bit but those came in the 2nd when Conor was already gassy.
That front leg is right out there for Conor to chop at, I'd be surprised if leg kicks aren't a big part of his gameplan this time.
>>66347441
thx lad
if anyone wants to convert that into a webm ill suck that dick
>>66347454
>Crying over death
get a load of this fag
Fix: the Ministry.
Meet Alain Jourgensen, founding father no less of a new form of rock and roll.
>And now. It's time. To become. The king. Of Sexonia.
UFC100.
>>66346110
Doesn't he look a bit like Koksal Baba?
DC vs Jones Free Fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdRLvldfg7I
>>66347584
>5'11
>>66347584
>12'' advantage
>>66347581
he actually does
>>66347584
I wonder if coke helped Jon's cardio?
Jon getting gassy due to added muscle mass and no coke is the only way I see Cornier winning.
I see JBJ winning via submission though.
rogan dying today would really make things great
>>66347581
stream some wec, 36 for example is a good one
also take some miesha
>>66347441
Nate rolled with the punch so Conor mostly just grazed him on the surface, that's why he cut Nate on the right side but never rocked him.
>>66347469
Those came in the second round where he gassed. Conor's head movements were actually very good in the first round, but those took a lot of energy.
>>66347605
nice proxy
>>66347469
i thought it was pretty remarkable how him slipping the punches was impressive at first yet he got so slow that the impressiveness dissipated and literally ended up with him losing the match and almost being heem'd. he gassed far too early by swinging wildly
>>66347581
please stream some wec i've never watched it before
but be a good lad and keep the bitrate low so my ruski interwebs can handle it
>>66347605
>Conor's head movements were actually very good in the first round, but those took a lot of energy.
That's how I felt about them too, very large movements, not relaxed simple "just enough" head movement. Inefficiency.
>>66347602
Miesha natty goat
Besides her tits
>>66347619
>the city of women's MMA
lmao at throwing spinning shit at a diaz brother
IF I WANNA TAKE JON JONES' PANTS DOWN 100 TIMES
I'LL TAKE JON JONES' PANTS DOWN 100 TIMES
>>66347628
There's only one rare here.
>>66347641
>NO ONE UNDER 5 FOOT 5 CAN TAKE DAT LEFT
>>66345885
This is one of those times where you wonder about what the secret is, and when you find out it is disappointing
>>66347609
>implying
>>66347650
I'm a girl, btw.
why does he spin?
>>66347669
Post red panties with timestamp.
>>66347669
prove it, or I'll call my Awami league brothers to heem you.
>>66347674
4 da memes
>>66347674
it adds more energy to the collision of his heel with its target
>>66347674
Spinning usually catches them by surprise, works better and faster at lower weight classes tho.
what did conor say here?
>the mcgregor meme is dead
The 3rd pro fight of Vera's career, and his WEC debut
Two fights later would be his UFC debut and a 4 fight UFC win streak in 13 months, capped off with a destruction of Frank Mir.
At this point, with one fight left on his contract, his famous contract dispute took place [1] [2]
Vera would end up having his financial hopes and dreams dashed with a disappointing loss to Big Timmay
[1] http://mmajunkie.com/2007/02/report-brandon-vera-turned-down-ufcs-offer-of-200000-per-fight
[2] http://mmapayout.com/2008/03/veras-management-dispute-provides-rare-glimpse-into-ufc-negotiations/
>>66347700
Irish flags coming when.
>>66347708
you're literally autistic
>>66347662
post proof
>>66347700
2015 was truly the year that memes became heems. Now, it would appear the meme magic is fading from the cage.
>>66347426
Well damn, I finally agree with this guy on something
>>66347708
>brandon vera
what a disappointment
upon rewatching the fight, nate cleary won round 1 and soundly outboxed conor
conor has no lead hand, his kicks are weak and predictable,
all he has is that left hand shot and if you take that away he's fucked
nate is cleary the superior boxer and grappler
also was conor attempting to eat the booty here?
>>66347723
Easily one of the biggest disappointments in MMA history, right? Top 5 at least.
>>66347735
definitely. can't believe he was offered that much and turned it down... such hubris
Who else here /Immortal/ ?
Post Matt Brown webm pls
Did Schaub beat Arlovski?
>you will never be this happy
good paige vanzant didn't come in 1st yesterday i hope she dies of cancer
>>66347765
weirdo
>>66347774
stop violating rule 14
>>66347724
>upon rewatching the fight, nate cleary won round 1 and soundly outboxed conor
nah, you don't even have to look at fightmetric. conor out landed him, busted his face up and scored a neat ground reversal, stacking diaz.
his signature left hand power punch certainly wasnt there though
>>66347714
dont wanna
>>66347781
I think Nate got busted up because he always does, for his scar tissues.
beginning of the end i think here
so now with MMA legalised in NY, when are they going to legalise heem?
>>66347796
he doesn't always look like that, much less after a single round. i agree it's a poor measure for damage due to scar tissue/residual damage but it's still a measure
>>66347783
post ao dai grilz bb
>>66347808
Why is Conair nodding every time he gets lit up? Some sorta "You got me there" meme?
>>66347811
NYC is one of the world's biggest shit holes
>>66347808
It was all over when Nate gave Conor an open handed hello
>>66347674
Another great slip there after the kick though before he landed that uppercut.
He should just counter strike in the rematch, and if Nate is inactive just kick his legs.
>>66347834
yeah, i think conor's acknowledging he got hit with a good shot
which i personally hate, i think you should be stoic and act like the shot didnt hurt you at all so you get in your opponents head the idea that their punches cant hurt you
if you acknowledge you got hurt it doesnt make sense to me like this nod here, what does he mean?
>>66347834
Nate's the one that got hit there
>>66347870
I think he meant 'I hit you' meme
>>66347781
his left was there, it just didn't work
>>66347857
slightly better quality
>>66347483
Maybe oblique kicks but horizontal RDA-style muay thai kicks aren't really his forte. RDA and Cyborg have been the most effective at them against the Diaz bros., guys that have been doing Muay Thai for like 20 years at this point.
i'm getting drunk watching old ufc's any reccommendations i'm watching ufc 81
>>66347823
k here's a random one
>>66347887
Like Vietnam said, the fact that Nate saw them coming in so he could both unconsciously brace and consciously roll with them, really does take a lot of the sting off a punch. When I watched the fight back a few days after, I noted that there were two times where Conor genuinely stung Nate with a punch, and both times were when Nate was the one closing distance. That's just my perspective though, if you like my post just like, subscribe, comment.
>>66347921
it's the middle of the day
>>66347921
Fight Night 13 in Boston is a classic
>>66347921
30 is really great
>>66347927
Yeah Nate catches a few flush when he's throwing, maybe a couple. That's where his uncrackable chin really saves him most of the time he protected it pretty well.
>>66347935
>in Boston
not in Boiston, my bad, Florian vs Lauzon are both from Boiston though
>>66347934
did you not see my flag lol
>2nd Degree Black Belt in Taekwondo
>Blue Belt in Judo
>Black Belt in 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu under Eddie Bravo
>Black Belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Jean Jacques Machado.
Name this elite fighter.
>>66347969
>elite fighter
what do you like about fighting lads?
>>66347969
Bryan Callen
>>66345493
that fight was crazy, just leg kick after leg kick then the first punch knocks himout
>>66347969
joe rogan
>>66347978
What do you not like about it?
>>66348001
>point fighting
>wrasslerfucking
>jits guys going getting my guard after they get rocked
>ufc system favours point fighters and wrestlers
>reebok deal fucks over fighters
i think thats about it
who matthews vs sage here?
i think i'd like to see that they are both in the same weight class have similar records in the ufc
>>66348019
No sneaky submissions?
>Batman vs Superman is sitting at 39% on Rotten Tomatoes
loving the nu-metal era of the ufc here hahahahhahahahaha
>>66348038
i like subs m8 i like finishers
>>66347982
Bryan Callen is fucking terrible and his presence at Fight Companion podcasts always detracts from the quality of them.
He's incredibly annoying, know nothing about fighting, he tries to be a know-it-all but actually doesn't know shit, he's incredibly self-centered and his constant gay talk gets really old really fast
Brendan Schaub would be better off without him, 100%
>>66348040
>less than Daredevil
Holy sheeeeit this will be bad
Gross, Joanna's a carnie.
Dropped.
who /blessed/ here?
max is my boy, i think if he improves his bjj he can be a champion one day
Horuguchi is fighting Seery on the Rotterdam card
SPICY BANGER
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>>66348033
Also both handsome, young and super athletic. Dream Matchup tbqh
>>66348056
Love that guy. His work against Cub was sublime.
>>66348045
I think you're being overly critical there. I don't listen to FatK, but on Rogan's podcast he can often speak more sense than the other 2. I don't really get a know it all vibe from him either because he knows Rogan will just shut him down if he disagrees.
>>66348056
He should have been more aggressive against McGregor. He had too much respect for Conor's power and mewvment. Max took one solid beating and came back to dismantle his division.
Let's see how Conor handles a loss in the UFC.
>>66348135
>Let's see how Conor handles a loss in the UFC.
Anon haven;t you heard? Everyone was clamoring about Conor taking the loss so greatly
Does Vanessa have meaty vagina lips?
>>66348045
callen called the conor and diaz fight
hes an annoying bitch that brags about famous actors hes met and drops quotes from obscure books trying to act smart but he has his moments
>>66348152
I'll believe it if he beats Nate.
>>66347449
Get fightpass you dummy
>>66347835
Be honest, have you ever even been to NYC and what did you do there?
>>66347483
>I'd be surprised if leg kicks aren't a big part of his gameplan this time.
wait, theres a rematch?
>>66348195
It's on the table.
Rory Macdonald (26)
Max Holloway (24)
Aljamain Sterling (26)
Thomas Almeida (24)
Albert Tumenov (24)
Who are some other young guys you think will be champ one day?
Either Jones or DC will pull out with an injury so the UFC can reschedule the rematch for MSG
post best prospects in each division
HW- Francis The Bull
LHW- Misha Cirkunov
MW- ???
WW- Tumenov
LW- Mustafaev
FW- Bektic
BW- Almeida
FLW- Scoggins
>>66348216
Lol no. They're fighting in about five weeks and the law in NY can't even go into effect for four more months.
>>66348214
Korean Superboy Doo Ho Choi (24)
>>66348214
see my list
>>66348224
I tried to avoid anyone that is in top 5 already
>>66348214
>Rory is only 26
Shit he's got a long time left
Though that said I think Lawler beat a significant few years out of him, imagine if the people at the case yesterday had seen that fight kek
Horror Gucci vs England's own Neil Seery
>>66348254
I'm interested to see how far Horiguchi can go. He fought DJ way too soon because he was the only option.
>>66348254
How do you go from fighting the champ to fighting someone sub top 20?
>>66348283
He got pushed to the top before he was ready. After he beat gaudinot ot he said he wanted more development time at the post fight presser before he got a title shot. The UFC then gave him a title shot anyway because DJ had beaten everybody else.
>>66348156
i hate women, i bet she has a cave with a beef curtain opening
>>66348072
this i reckon i'd like to see it
i don't have a twitter acount but i think matthews should campaign for a shit against sage
someone recommend he do it
the ufc would eat it up too young guns against each other
>>66347969
how obvious did you have to make it?
I would've guessed it by 'blue belt in judo' only.
UFC @ MSG
JBJ (c) vs Rumble
Weidman (c) vs Rockhold
McGregor (c) vs Edgar
Iaquinta vs Melendez
Sterling vs Almeida
You're welcome
>conor is ducking frankie
>>66348156
i would so hard
>>66348306
I just did.
RIP IN PEACE PHIFE DAWG
https://youtu.be/71ubKHzujy8
>>66348337
link pls tell me your twitter account is anonamous though?
>>66346496
Dana White
>>66348348
https://twitter.com/PillarOfWamuu/status/712629569409388544
gay porn with a different ending haha
>>66348373
nice lad subtle but sending the right message
i hope jake doesn't settle on his laurels he needs to start campaigning for bigger fights
and him vs sage is probably the biggest fight he can get
>>66348354
Honestly don't see a whole lot wrong with the stoppage, a lot of those punches weren't landing very well
>>66348385
never saw him fight before but he looked good. A little green at times but thats to be expected. Sage definitely looks more comfortable while he fights. Probably from all those years of Karate.
>>66348387
It's scary to me. Being trapped under a big man like that... unable to do anything but grit your teeth and desperately try to block incoming hammers.
>>66348397
yeah i dont disagree it will be a big step up but thats the whole point in your career taking the step up instead of the step down
jake has to work on his killer instinct he fucked hollywood with body shots and failed to capitalise on it
sage has that killer instinct and if your heart he will swarm you
Brian Stann on heavy hands this week
https://youtu.be/rzyEGiwWLM8
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>>66348407
Well the lack of following up guys is not nessicerilly a weakness though. There are plenty of times when a guy tries to finish and gets beat from a counter punch or submission. Or he gasses and fucks himself. Swarming guys is not always the answer but I do agree he should have atleast picked up the pace. He won in the end though so its all good.
>>66348419
yeah your right i mean hector gassed himself trying to finish magny
and we all saw what happened there
but i think its about balance you recognise the situation
the guy seems hurt swarm him for say 30 seconds if you cant finish step back and go back to the gameplan
i think thats fair
>>66348433
>>66348433
>>66348433
New /MMA/ general
>>66348314
>Weidman (c)
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