A couple of days ago I started a thread about little-known local rumours/scandals involving sportsmen
Some dude claimed a girl got fired from Bentalls after John Terry was racist to her
Also Fabio Rochemback had to be dragged home by every night after getting pissed
a anon was mugged by Richardo Quaresma apparently too lol
Any other cool stories/scandals? mite b cool thread and I reckon /sp/ is a goldmine
Apparently some dude met Marion Pahars (ex Sunderland) and Pahars asked him out kek
Gary Lineker is apparently a dick. I know nothing else
Cristiano Ronaldo is a man of homosexual orientation
>>66334756
didn't he shit on the field or something?
>>66334800
yes lol
there's a video of it on youtube
I have one OP: A Portugese expat m8 of mine said Paulo Ferreira owns like 26 racehorses
There's a rumour around my area that Tom Pope is a massive coke head and gambler. I've seen him in the bookies a lot but dunno about the coke thing
Craig Bellamy frequents a bar/restaurant near Cardiff so often that he realised it worked out cheaper for him to just own the place. This stemmed from his divorce with his wife and now you can more or less find him there most days of the week and almost always with a different girl each time
I've read that anyone who mentions James Vardy in a defamatory or otherwise negative mannerism, swiftly meets tremendous force of a substantial nature
Some dude here claimed he sucked Vardy's dick 5 years ago at the age of 15
>>66334730
>Fabio Rochemback
I now remember him.
It's well-known that Elias (Corinthians/Brazil NT) and Maicon (Roma) have an affair
Also, Maicon tried to be a prankster and cum in David Luiz shampoo which led him to be dropped from the NT.
Arsene Wenger has a 'thing' for underage black boys.
>>66334874
I know people who work in casinos, and loads of footballers are big gamblers.
Johann Vogel apparently tried to get Köbi Kuhn fired, which is why he got dropped as captain and from the NT. It was either that, or him mocking the players that missed their penalties in the 2006 WC, while he didn't take one himself, which almost led Frei to hit him.
Nathan Dyer left Swansea because a board member knobbed his wife.
>>66340114
Apparently Subotic fucked Hummels' girlfriend (now wife)
Why is it so many football rumours involve a member of the club fucking the wife of another person in the club?
One night I was in my local 'Spoons and Leroy Lita approached every girl and said "YO I PLAY FOR READING WANNA GO OUT WITH ME". This was the season before they got to the prem so I think he got shut down by everyone.
>>66339702
He is even more autistic than Messi
>>66334730
Kevin Durant is a really nice guy and his restaurant is okay if not a little overpriced.
>>66340162
Because they're rich, and, no offense intended to the flags, stereotypical Europeans.
In Glasgow, a Dundee Utd player punched a Celtic goalkeeper in the face on a night out and he got arrested and it was in the news. What they didnt tell you was that the Celtic player was drunk as fuck, talking shit and basically started the fight
I met Kimi Räikkönen in 2010 during the Arctic Lapland Rally. I was walking to the parking area after the Super Special Stage on that day had ended. I was waiting for my ride and drinking a beer watching the crew work on his Citroen.
Out he comes from his bus, beer in hand, phone in the other, I go nearby to talk to him behind the bus. Probably shouldn't have bothered him but I started chatting with him about F1 and rallying and Ferrari for a solid 15-20 min. Just talked there, gave him a beer from my backpack and talked shop. Then he got another phone call, hung up few seconds later, smiled and laughed and said "Alright man, I gotta go back inside. It's fucking freezing here" and just walked to the parking area where my buddy had been waiting for a solid 10min.
Whats the scandal?
He was drinking Koff. Literally shittiest Finnish beer there is.
I know James Pearson (one of the Leicester players in the thai sex video) and saw him in Tesco a few weeks after it had it the papers.
Awkward chat tbqh.
>>66340420
Was he the one getting his arse licked?
Glenn Whelan got two sisters pregnant within a few months
Tim Cahill apparently was cheating on his wife with my mother's friend. She did seem to know a lot about him, she knew he was moving to America before anyone else, and apparently was invited to the Everton executive's box regularly the whole time he was there.
Although this bitch is fucking crazy and my mum is gullible as fuck
>>66334923
top scouser
Most of the Sheffield United squad have been spotted in town completely bladdered several times this season. Public knowledge that one of the regulars is currently suspended for failing a test for coke, having already failed one for ecstasy last summer.
I once (a long time ago) met a girl who claimed to have had sex with Freddie Ljungberg when she was 16.
>>66334745
>ex Sunderland
Southampton. How could forget about based Pahars and Southampton shitting all over United
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNu7lZcLO3w
>I rate Stam
>>66341529
I've also heard this Sheffield rumor about the coke head
Wilshere and Rosicky supposedly too, and Barkley screams of one
>>66334730
Deshawn Jackson was an absolute dick when he was on the Eagles (I'm sure he still is). Was at a local signing of his when he refused to sign a little kids poster because the dad was wearing an Orioles hat. The kid started crying and Jackson had security physically remove them while he yelled "cry like a pussy" at the kid. Line cleared out pretty quick after
I know it's hardly the most shocking news but Robbie Fowler loves coke. Used to buy it in the pub my sister worked at all the time.
>>66341986
By coke I mean cocaine.
Vardy used to be big cokehead, he was a total maniac but is now clean.
>>66342195
Is that why he's good now?
Michael Johnson (the ex Man City midfielder) fucked his career by getting drunk as fuck all the time. Was once found at the top of a lamp post, smashed. Pretty common knowledge though if you're from the area
Also Alan Pardew loves eating pussy.
>>66334874
Are athletes in England allowed to bet on their own games? It's a big no-no in the US
Remember hearing in a thread ages ago that some tripfag knew a woman who had slept with Jozy Altidore while he was playing in England
Now I know the first thing everyone has on their lips is BBC KEK GOOD GOYIM but apparently he wasn't packing anything special, but he was very gentle
Josué (Portuguese international, now playing on loan at Sp. Braga) used to hang out with all the thugs and gypsies in school and robbed and assaulted me 3 or 4 times
I know through friends of friends that Derek Lyle, a striker for Queen of the South, sells copious amounts of cocaine.
I've snorted coke with Bruno de Carvalho, Sporting's president, at a nightclub in Lisbon
>>66342902
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-13044270
My grandpa got a baseball cap from Michael Jordan when they were golfing on the same course.
I swear that it saved my life the first time I wore it
>>66344478
>it saved my life
tell us more anon
>>66335137
I could see that. Low class lads will take a BJ from a guy out of desperation.
>>66340375
Who was the keeper? Zaluska? He seems like a fat shite who'd shittalk.
>>66340575
Rimjobs are godly tbf
>>66342922
was it supplied through Porta 18?
A week or two before Carlton Cole signed for Celtic my brother ran into him and Anthony Stokes getting pissed in Glasgow. My brother asked Stokes why he never plays any more and he said it's because Delia hates a group of the core players with a passion but can't afford to drop all them. Now he's at Hibs and Cole's played like two games last time I checked.
Daniel odonnel has a big dick and fucks all the grannies in the gael toch
>>66342897
kek but also sad
I saw Arsene Wenger at a supermarket in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person and congratulated him on winning the FA cup last season, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oui, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Wenger in, Wenger out, Wenger in, Wenger out” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him cackle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen croissants in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the croissants and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any 'injuries',” and then turned around and winked at me. After she scanned each croissant and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her saying QUALITY SQUAD really loudly.
>>66349672
not >"Wenger in, Wenger out, Wenger in, Wenger out, In, Out, In, Out, Shake it all about"
>>66349672
kek
Who's got the Ian Wright copypasta?
Saw Rio Ferdinand at Bromley train station yesterday, that's all
>>66349714
I was playing football with my friends at the park once, when who should walk over, but Ian Wright. Naturally, being a huge Arsenal fan, I was excited as fuck, so I asked him if he wanted to play world cup singles with us. He said yes, and it was fucking horrible, he was such a dickhead, he kept making jokes with his name and acting arrogant, everytime he got the ball he did a Cruyff turn, except he insisted he invented it and that it was called the Wright Turn, he did that a lot as well, he kept making stupid fucking jokes with his name, everytime he went round someone he'd say 'Thats a Wright-off[' and start fucking cackling to himself, he didn't even have any interest in scoring, just generally acting like a cunt. Eventually we had a break for water and I noticed him peeling the letters r and y from my 'Henry' Arsenal kit so it just said 'Hen', when I asked him what he was doing he just ran away clucking and doing an impression of a chicken and mumbling something about goals against Sparta Prague not counting. Eventually I told him to fuck off, so he grabbed a screwdriver from his bag and said 'Unlike my 'son' I'm not going to drop the Phillips', then he started crying and ran off, I think he was upset about something, what a cunt
>>66340210
>Championship footballer in 'spoons
Jesus
>>66340162
Gomez apparently had to leave Bayern because he shagged Schweinsteiger's blond gf (another variation of the tale even includes an abortion)
Who else /SevenPairsOfTrainers/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fy47pO7kqJ4
Nicky Butt when he was at Newcastle was a big drinker and cokehead
Saw Puig at LA live with two blonde chicks
>>66349795
Top kek
>>66349788
I can see that, Gomez is actually attractive and Scweinsteiger looks like he's a pussy
Wilfried Zaha slept with David Moyes daughter and was benched as a result.
When Rio Ferdinand was at Leeds got beaten up by a middle aged man in a nightclub toilet. Ferdinand declined to get the police involved as he was carrying about 2k worth of cocaine on him and was seriously high at the time.
>>66349751
Kek
Never seen this one
>>66334730
David Luiz fucked 5 or 6 college girls in one night while he was in the DC area for a friendly a couple years ago.
Source: My sister goes to American University and plays for their soccer team, claims her friend banged him. She probably did too if I'm being honest.
>>66334730
Uhm a friend of mine did send me the Max Kruse dick video. I don't even know if it's easy to find or anything but pls upvote.
richard keys paid a thai prossie to shit on his chest.
>>66356938
Where's the picture from?
LeBron regrets leaving Miami
