Man City vs Man Utd match thread 4
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0-1
Rashford
manure
/a/
shit match
no more goals pls
LVG learns nothing from chelsea game
rashford ded, fuck
>>66304856
with a benis
2times era penal
Sheffield United
blooter when
Who's the MOTM /sp/?
>shitty
Rashford is down
>more cramping
>dat martial
LOVE FOOTBALL
>HATE ANIME
based martial
Karen
popped hammy
>le pacey black man
rashford is so terribly conditioned he might as well be a piece of literal deadwood
It's over lads. The savior is dead.
>>66304898
Martial
>United players look at City players
yellow card
>City players bulldoze United
free kick to City
how does one differentiate between the guy that just came on, and the guy that scored the goal
>cramp united
schweinsteiger getting paid millions to walk around
>>66304898
Gashford
>>66304898
Martial Law
UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED UNITED
Fuck me, Blind literally threw himself infront of the bus then.
aston villa - swansea city is more entertaining than this crap
>>66304931
Numbers on shirt are invented for a reason, anon
>>66304898
Bony
ABUs BTFO
martial is funny looking
>>66304952
So don't watch it you tato cunt
>>66304931
getting a bit more difficult with all these mixed niggers thanks to you
I'm not watching it, how's Schneiderlin?
Will LVG actually keep his job if United get top 4?
I posted about uni in the old thread btw lad.
>city fans leaving
>1-0
>not even extra time
neat
>>66304944
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>66304952
Bit scrappy but I actually enjoyed that match
Why would you leave now?
>>66304966
He's French, go figure
>city fans leaving with 2 minutes left + ET
pathetic
Is Fernandinho the Jamez Milner of Brazil?
>>66304966
yea he looks like an 80s black porn star
>yaya "chimpout" toure
does Michael Oliver hate United?
>>66304983
decent game from him
some good passes and defensive work
he could have more influence though
>Derby
>Only 88 minutes in and guaranteed several minutes of stoppage time
>Stadium bailing
What the fuck is wrong with Man City fans.
>6
>6 (six) minutes
u wot
>City """""""""""""Fans"""""""""""""""
https://youtu.be/SZBXD-qGRcY
6 minutes!
6 FUCKING MINUTES????
FUCKING REFBAAAAL
>6 minutes
Hold me /sp/
>6 mins
>6 (six)
>aguero
literally a free shot
>aguero
>SIX (6) MINUTES
>>66305016
harts leg exploded
six minutes of pain
>>66305016
they all have some important phone calls to make
>6(zes)
aguerNO
>6
>miss a clear chance
>ill hold my hammy lol
fucking fairies.
>agulelo
WHAT THE FUCK 6 (SIX) ,!??!!?
serve you right for having such a shit haircut, cunt
>6 FUCKING mins
>moyes
>City fans leaving to beat the traffic
why cant I hold all these frauds
>>66304898
carrick
>6 minutes
please god no just end it now
Has Aguero even got a shot on target today? Jesus, those injuries have killed him.
>6 minutes
Kek, they really want City in the champions league next year, don't they?
>>66305033
FUUUCK ABU REF GO FUCK YOURSELF
What is this new phonecalls meme?
>96 minutes
this game proves that when Aguero is not firing City are mid-table material
6 more minutes
>96
GRINI TIME
>THIS ABU OFFICIATING
CAN'T WAIT TILL MOU COMPLAINS ABOUT OLIVER'S SHITTINESS AND GETS MEGA FINED
>6 (six) minutes
hold me lads
>>96
They actually call him BONNY wtf
MY HEART
Touré and Silva have been absolute shit this season
Also, lol at people that think Agüero is anywhere near Suarez's level. Luis would have his way with this Man Utd team
>>66305076
It's a drake song innit
>United fans complaining about Fergie time
>toure and silva are done
>1 (one) perma-injured decent striker
>de bruyne is a meme
>no good center backs
post yfw pep fails miserably
Will aguero leave next season?
Based cameraman
>manchester is blue
> i rate aguero
true strikers should be tall and powerful (aka henry, R9, batistuta)
aguro pot shot incoming
Just noticed Aguero's chinstrap. What the actual fuck?
spurs-mememouth over
spurs on 61 pts and +32 gd
>all those empty seats
they actually left, fucking city fans
>boner
0-1
>united win this
>lose another 3-5 anyway
Who cares. Our season is over lads. No cups, no top 4. Fuck LVG, Woodward, and the Glazers.
Smalling deffo was MOTM
>bono
>Boney M
>>66305135
No one was there in the first place.
>>66305121
Who the fuck would even buy the permacrocked little cunt.
>>66305124
>Henry
>powerful
>wilfried boner gets paid money to play football
>toure crawling around on the floor
>5 minutes left
hold me
>>66305156
He was
>>66305091
>wanting mourinhoe
>>66305144
im already over this season. can't wait till mou arrives and fucks shit up tbqhf
lel what the fuck was that?
>>66305144
you'll get europa though ;)
>>66305156
> im 12
MOU BACK ON LADS
AGUEROOOOOOOO
>>66305094
I finally got that joke, quite mean desu
>>66305153
Some italian team maybe
>aguelel
Valencia has been good today. Made some good tackles. Especially just there on Aguero.
>le turn from side to side man
>>66305165
>>66305178
Wow...There must a lot of important phone calls to be taken.
Welp.
This season we had the two worst Manchester derbies of all time.
Spuds to lose their next two games in a row
based fucking rashguard
based rashford
>>66304898
aguero when he scores on the 96
RASHFORD
>PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI >PELELGRINI
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
M U F C
U
F
C
>SHITTY
>ABUs
>DUTCH TSUUUUCUNT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
is the 4-1-4-1 the new philosophy meme?
>lvg finshes the season strong and keeps his job
>kunt aquila
FUUUCK YEES ABUS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
WE DID IT LADS
ABUS BTFO
>career ending tackle on Rashford AGAIN
>City get a penalty and de Gea red carded
nice reffing
FUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>Dutch Bandwagoner
PHONE CALL
H
O
N
E
C
A
L
L
>the City of the blue part of Manchester
>>66305202
worst season supporting utd ever this one last one was pretty bad aswell
WE DID IT LADS WE'RE IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE
![manchester-united-unveil-new-signing-bastian-schweinsteiger1-e1436797814472[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lq4fSyZ.jpg "manchester-united-unveil-new-signing-bastian-schweinsteiger1-e1436797814472[1]")
hi guys, I hope you liked how I played today. It took a lot of effort
>>66305214
>He doesn't know pellegrini master plan
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ABU ref BTFO
>not playing glory glory man united
>that random city fan shaking lvgs hand
>>66304851
>>66304930
email: [email protected]
hit me with a message
>>66305197
>size = strength
Did you never watch him play? He was incredibly strong.
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>>66305219
you forgot
>united pay 15 mio to mourinho
roll with it
>this was literally the pinnacle of english football
wow
>Beating Manchester City while being dominated
Come back when you're relevant.
Haven't felt this good since Martial's first goal. Come fucking on!
>>66305262
Arsenal vs Leicester is the pinnacle of English football
>>66305263
>Beating Manchester City while being dominated
>this is apparently a bad thing
who /lvgsarmy/ here
>>66305246
To lose every remaining game to punish City for announcing Pep early?
>>66305262
City and United are respectively 4th and 6th.
MOURINHO PRE CONTRACT AGREEMENT TERMINATED
MOURINHO PRE CONTRACT AGREEMENT TERMINATED
MOURINHO PRE CONTRACT AGREEMENT TERMINATED
MOURINHO PRE CONTRACT AGREEMENT TERMINATED
>>66305284
>>66305284
AB Manchester City Bunker thread
I love the way they put the away fans on all 3 tiers in the Etihad so they look proper intimidating instead of hiding them all on the upper tier or in a random corner.
Why are City so shite
>ref is clearly ABU
>still gets smashed by the rash
>>66305263
>not posting the one with 69:00
Just fuck your shit up
>Inb4 LVG says we can still win the league
>5 shots, 4 on target
>26 shots, 3 on target
MY DICK HARD
kompany can go die in a pit. Fucking dickhead made out of glass. Always injured like a fucking 10 year old. 19 out of a possible 49 games seriously fuck that cunt.
>City last 6 epl Game
LLLWDL
>>66305124
Romario was short m8
ABC ABC ABC HAHhahaha
PELLEGRINI CAN FUCK OFF!
BONY CAN FUCK OFF!
DEMICHELIS CAN FUCK OFF!
YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF!
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
>>66305262
Spurs v Leicester is the pinnacle right now, they've had some good matches this season
We're gonna win the league
It's are year 'la
>Chris Smalling's voice
Top kek, is he gay?
Is Januzaj a flop?
BIT LATE BUT
YASSSSSSSS
>>66305312
[philosophy intensifies]
>be billionaires
>play Demichelis
??????
>>66305346
>Spurs v Leicester
No, it's just Leicester winning the league and Spurs celebrating finishing above Arsenal.
Is Smalling gay? He sounds like he is.
>>66305312
P H I L O S O P H Y
H
I
L
O
S
O
P
H
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hopefully van gaal realises how much better a fellaini-less midfield is
>tfw Fellani not playing made us win the game (just about)
MAN CITY ARE LITERALLY THE BLACKBURN OF TODAY
netherlands on kanker watch
>>66305364
bigot
>>66305008
Yes he hates united and loves city
>See Di maria FA Cup Vs arsenal 2015
>See joe hart getting up in his face
>>66305317
>19 out of a possible 49 games
top keks
>>66305368
We will still lose to Everton sadly.
>>66305461
what's more likely is that we'll lose to palace or villa
>>66305461
Everton are utter utter shit.
>>66305368
Would you marry Rashford, Ellie?
>guardiolel will be in the europa league next year
>>66305461
>rashford and martial against martinez's """"tactics""""
hahahha holy fuck how gay is smallings voice
what a fucking bender
/long/
/important/
/phonecall/
>Liverpool losing
>United winning
Great day.
>>66305535
Generally expected a more blacker voice to come out his mouth.
>>66305461
this>>66305488
"""we""" might be awful, but Everton are DOGSHIT
HAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA
>CITY
>2.4 BILLION SPENT
>EUROPA LEAGUE NEXT YEAR
>PLASTIC ASIAN AND DUTCH FANS
>BTFO BY A LOCAL MANC
HAHAHAHA SUCK MY BIG RED BALLS YOU PLASTIC FUCKS.
MANCHESTER IS RED
>smalling sounds like a gay white music teacher
hahaha what
>>66305543
Liverpool losing spectacularly, you mean
>just fuck my shit up senpai
Love how sad Jamie sounds
>United players look at City players
Yellow card.
>City players bulldoze United players
Free-kick to City.
Also, is Aguero one of the biggest cheats in football?
Cheating cunt just falls over when he knows the defender has the beating of him.
Smalling absolutely schooled him today.
>>66305563
>he thinks united will make top 4 before city or wet spam
You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody
>>66305608
>smalling absolutely schooled him today
he did not
>>66305646
I loved that movie
>>66305618
>he doesn't think this
Don't worry, ManU will probably lost or tie the next games considering how unstable they are
Let's take a moment to laugh at Demichelis
>at fault for the goal
>injures his own keeper
>subbed off after 50 minutes
>26 shots to 5
>LvG extension incoming
>>66305656
He literally did. Was awarded Man Of The Match.
Made Aguero look like an 18 year old while Rashford showed him how to play like a world class striker.
>>66305667
It's based af. Been a while since I watched it too
>>66305702
I'd rather have LVG than >mouyes.
>>66305702
I bet like 4 were on target for City
>>66305326
> this many L's
looks like a place in Wales
>>66305502
him and Mouyes
>>66305701
was it him who gave away the penalty (should have been) too just before half-time?
Still can't believe that useless cuck didn't give the penalty to Rashford. Useless wanker.
>>66305743
Yes it was.
>>66305702
>26 shots to 5
I'm okay with this.
it is now international break
>>66305722
Nice laugh pikey. Mou would bring in players and compete. LvG will continue to hover around 4th and if extremely lucky qualify. No one will want to sign for him in the summer after this fiasco of a season
When Moyes gets further in the CL then you can get in the Europa with £200 mill less spent then there is a huge issue
I love it when Martial skips past like four players in tight spaces
Young GOAT
>>66305796
see you friday!
>>66305796
>2 weeks without the dutch city cunt
feels good
>>66305808
Young is too old to be a GOAT nowadays.
Plus he barely gets a game anymore.
>>66305847
>Young is too old
>>66305263
we're going to beat you too
>>66304898
kane
>>66305756
I know it's a cliche to say, but it was genuinely one of the most obvious penalties I have ever seen. EVER.
And I've been watching an average of 3 football matches per week for 20 years of my life.
It'll be totally glossed over though, because United won the game and never brought up again ever.
Imagine if it was the other way around... WOW. They'd be talking about it for the rest of the season. Even when they crown Lester champions, Martin Tyler will talk over the trophy presentation and remind everyone of that incident on derby day.
Imagine being Rashford now. Going to school as the lad who won the Manchester derby.
Pussy by the truckload.
>>66305880
Yeah he's getting on a bit
>Pelelgrini
>>66305896
my cousin goes to college with him and he said that rashy's gay
>>66305896
>Not being a virgin until you marry aged 30
What are you some sort of working class scally? Fuck off m8. Rashford is a God-fearing Christian and he will be feeling guilty all week about missing Sunday service to prepare for this game.
>>66305934
>sack manager half way through the season but keep in the job for a further 6 months
>durr why r are results bad?
>>66305933
but he is Ashley Young
>>66305896
>yfw you're too tired and study trig instead
>>66305896
>18 year old girls
>even being aware of what the Manchester derby is
Pick two.
>>66305988
Marlo a shit
>>66306006
who your fave?
606 thread where?
>>66306002
They'll hear about it somehow and latch on pretending they know what it really is. They're all whores m8.
>>66306021
#TeamZiggy
>>66306021
Slim Charles
Lads, I'm in a state of euphoria after this win
>>66306056
i knew you were going to say that for some reason
>>66306002
footy is actually big with the girls here mate
>>66306077
>tfw no qt northern hick gf with strong northern accent to watch poocastle lose with every weekend
I fucking love the fact a Manchester lad won the game for us, while city had zero ENGLISH players on the pitch at the end
Local Manc club my fucking arse. Bunch of mercenaries funded by a dodgy oil baron
>>66306224
City just count as a charitable donation for Etihad Airways
>>66306077
>Trying to lecture me on what girls are like in Manchester
I'm from Manchester m8. I can assure you they have less clue about football than you do about girls.
>>66306266
I can assure you that they know less about football than u do about girls.
Is that a Buzzcocks song? Or The Fall?
Anyone seen dutchfag?
>>66306449
He's got a VERY important phone call. Could be busy for at least another 2 weeks mate.
>>66306449
KEK
Not since 17' m8
what's the whole "phone call" thing about?
>>66306502
The dutch city bandwagoner stops posting whenever city are losing, he says that it's because of a phone call
see: >>66302142
>>66306532
oh no, poor guy
>>66306578
>>66306532
that must be one phone long phone call
>>66306056
Mah nigga
>>66306325
Pulp b-side m8
Manchester is red u keks
>>66305166
ultra rare proxy
>>66305153
Guys I found the Atleti fan
