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matches today:
>2nd bundes
nürnberg - leipzig
bochum - fürth
1860 - bielefeld
(all 13:30 cet)
>bundes
stuttgart - leverkusen (15:30 cet)
augsburg - dortmund (17:30 cet)
international break after this
good morning
time for coffee and motd
>>66295961
>coffee
Yes
>motd
No
>>66295961
Oh, and how rude of me. Good morning!
hello
Who /DoPa/ here?
>>66295996
Yes hello.
>dopa
Is Bismarck du Plessis related to Otto von Bismarck ?
>>66295961
>>66295988
Good morning.
>>66296197
Good morning, Samantha.
almost time for afghanistan - south africa
Good morning, who would you currently nominate?
http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/meinteam_kicker-em-2016.html
>J. Boateng 97,5%
>>66296197
good morning dumbers
>>66296259
>/based migration/ already starting to pay dividends
reminder that THIS is the brown mans century
reminder that Germany WILL surpass England within 20 years
>>66296284
any more locanto pickups lad?
>>66296317
not ivan lad
>>66296351
Good morning
who /dopa/ here?
>watching dopa
>Slomka and Meyer at DoPa
nice
>not watching DoPa
neo-/bundes/ baka
>>66296439
>>66296442
>>66296443
>>66296452
what are you talking about m8's
todays the day chicharito breaks his leg and we wont see him play for mexico. keep him, germany
>>66296464
http://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
>>66296464
yer mum
>>66296475
haha!
dat dopa-MILF behind Slomka
>Hans Meyer bringing the banter
>>66296495
based
rip hangover
wew lad this bad blood
>>66296397
Good morning
fucking happy that Hannover goes down
I want us (Nürnberg) to destroy Hoffenheim in relagation.
>>66296452
>watching this mess
>>66296681
Hello Kyouko
>>66296688
nope
nice digits btw
>not watching Doppelpass
go back to Transfermarkt
>watching Doppelpass
go back to Facebook
>watching doppelpass
turbopleb detected
>>66296722
>>66296744
t. mad Bauern customer
i haven't watched doppelpass in years
is it still shit?
>>66296769
not even close
>>66296772
yes
not sure if i should get beer or not drink today
the guy from Zeit isn't as bad as I expected
>>66296834
get a beer but not vor vier.
>>66296863
Which one is it?
>>66296870
the one next to helmer that isn't hans meyer
Schaaf is finished
>länderspielpause
ugh
is it true that /int/ is not the problem, the australians are
>hans
W E W
Not really looking forward to the game tonight. Every game I go to turns out to be shit and boring.
>>66296994
Is the game on TV?
>>66296994
Idk. H96 vs.Eintracht has drama written all over it and BvB vs. Augsburg could be a decent game too.
>>66297014
every game is on TV.
>>66297014
Yes. Brondby - Esbjerg
>>66297035
>H96 vs.Eintracht
that was yesterday
>>66297050
oh fug! I had to work yesterday, so I couldn't watch any games.
>>66297075
>working on saturday evening
are u a prostitute?
>>66297083
No, I'm a Gewürzmischer.
>>66296994
Eat sausages with mustard non-stop, that will keep you distracted
>denmark will never eat your sausage
morning
>>66297141
Guuud Morneeeeeeeng. Penis! Penis! Penis!
>>66297093
I think I will have two sausages.
>>66297160
slut
sluuuuuuuuuuuut
>>66297143
Didn't even know that match is up "today". Won't watch, but will gladly enjoy United Kingdoms gifs
>>66297160
Yeah that's the minimum
It's interesting to see what Sport1 chose to be the commercials during a show like Doppelpass, knowing very well who their audience is
15:00 Torino ? - ? Juventus
>>66297193
that true for most broadcast.
>>66297206
*that's
>>66297206
Yeah, commercials are an insult to human(s) (intelligence) in general
Juve
Barca
Spurs
BVB
Real
A cheeky fiver. Why not?
>>66297281
Literally three of those teams will lose "today"
can someone name some nice german food? i want to impress a qt german
>>66297297
spurs, bvb, and?
>>66297298
döner
>>66297298
penis
>>66297321
yeah surprisingly she likes donor . why can't germans into food?
>>66297311
Juve
>>66297298
Rinderroulade
>>66297340
that's rich, coming from a yank.
>>66297298
Schweinebraten mit Klos und Biersauce dazu Sauerkraut.
I have almost the same shoes as Schmadtke was wearing yesterday while pulling a Pepe Guardiola extreme
>>66297434
Them Serviettenknödel. I would eat the shit out of that meal
>>66297434
Germany cuisine is just some variation pork.
>eating servietten
>>66297458
Is there a problem with that?
>>66297470
Meat is bad for you. Especially pork. Also it is haram.
>>66297490
based Abdul
>German commericals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRSvNjDQSaM
>>66297490
fuck off
>>66297458
pork is great
So are you guys going to watch Brondby-Esbjerg?
I will be in the upper stand (sit??) to the right of the Brondby "ultras"
I think >we can win if we come up against India desu
>>66297553
Nürnberg vs Red Bull is on m8
Flanagan is captain today
>>66297594
I don´t get it
>>66297561
>>66297569
>>66297616
>never expanding your horizon
Provincial much?
>>66297634
i started watching cricket yesterday. sri lanka - west indies starts at 15:00 cet
>>66297644
I see. I would have liked to watch that.
>>66297633
why should they sell him?
Dwars door Vlanderen on Wednesday. Broadcast starts 14.20. I will shut the door to my office and watch it. Shouldn't be too busy on the last afternoon before easter begins.
>>66297682
easter begins on friday
>>66297693
Gründonnerstag
>>66297703
Not saying he's world class, but I disagree.
>>66297704
i see
>>66297726
Yes. It's a public holiday in Denmark.
>>66297634
âs if this would be a bad thing
>>66297741
t. dorftrottel
1860!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Already have a good buzz going. Maybe I'll do some hooliganism today.
Imagine being an Esbjerg fan. Travelling literally across the entire country to watch a game with almost certainly under 2,5 goals that finishes around 2000 Uhr and then going back home and out on the fishing boat early tomorrow morning.
I hope they went by car. The walk from the S-train station to the stadium is really long.
>>66297770
cool blog, faggot
>drunkmark
It's really nice to watch a team with Daniel Agger in it when what you're used to watching live is so far under his level. Even as an old, broken man he's so superior. No matter how shit the rest of the team is, he's incredibly calm on the pitch. Must be nice to be a young central defender playing next to him. It's just a shame that he's so often reduced to playing next to a midfielder (Örnskov) or another geriatric (Albrechtsen) even though, to be fair, Albrechtsen is actually pretty good.
I still remember when Agger was the young guy playing next to the calm, seasoned pro in Andreas Jacobsson.
>dankmark
Tyne-Wear
>alabas gf is literally a 6/10
bet she sucks a mean dick
SǿnderjyskE 3-2 FC Midtjylland
hehehe
>>66297644
>>66297655
please watch our sport
>>66297870
>being jealous of another man's girlfriend
wew lad
I take you dont have a gf?
>It's a Denmark spams /bundes/ episode
:(
Who /filtereddumbmark/ here?
>>66297873
I will
>>66297879
I'm leaving soon and then I probably won't post again until tomorrow evening
>>66297879
she's just nervous/anxious about going to the game later and this is her way of dealing with those emotions
Hannover U19 beat Dortmund U19 2-0 and are through to the Pokkalfinale against Hertha BSC U19
hope you all die soon
>>66297922
We all have friends who laugh like Ribéry does in this picture. Or maybe some us are that friend (not me). I love those guys.
RBL
RBL
RBL
>>66297943
i-is Müller a vampire
official Nürnberg - Leipzig game music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0S60Gp5rM
>>66297947
They didn't score?
>>66297984
can I score on you, m'lady
>>66297992
Woah haha
The last time I watched Brondby live, Hradecky was in goal.
The new guy s a pretty good replacement, but Hradecky was really good for us.
dat Eisfeld
TERODDE
>>66297777
Checked
>>66297770
Out on the fishing boat, eh?
Tyne-Wear derby "today"
>>66297882
Gooooooo
>Citroen C4 Cactus
suuure..
>>66297943
Hello
>>66298070
Esbjerg has a big fishing fleet. They actually supplied Nazi Germany with a lot of fish during world war two, excuse my /int/
As I've said multiple times in /bundes/, the city was founded as a replacement for Altona when Denmark lost its German territories.
They are the Danish version of Bremen, in that Esbjerg smelling of fish is a normie meme.
>>66297852
ugly watch
>>66298087
Yeah. But it is TODAY. Or are you taking our Australian friends into consideration
>>66298123
Hello
>>66298139
You're right. I didn't even notice it when I first looked at the picture, but it is ugly.
good morning
I hear the birds chirping outside, no signs of cars
>>66297943
im probably lahm
in a parallel world everytime
>>66298160
Good morning
>>66298145
The latter and also everyone else included in a hardcore timezone
>>66298178
hello!
>>66298177
I'm Müller in that picture
just take a beta blocker ffs
>Jurgens Reds
>Scouse nicht Englisch
k
>>66298160
>>66298178
good morning
>>66298177
I'm Manuel Neuers sweaty sock somewhere in that picture hehee mmm yes
>>66298200
I have a beta blocker in my pants iykwim.
>>66298179
That's nice of you
>>66298203
We're taking two Australian exchange students (girls) to the game (my dad is in rotary)
>>66298224
Hi
Nürnberg Leipzig is boring desu lads
>Sunderland in green
why
>tfw Stuttgart will finish above Golfsburg
not a bad feel
>>66298260
I played rugby on the streets with my exchange student with the ball I bought in his home town when I visited him and his family. Well actually we just threw and catched the rugby ball.
have fun with your students, you're probably going to have a fun time. Will you be talking english all the time?
>he supports 1860
>>66298337
what a depressing habitat
>>66298337
Yes, but I will also have my brother and some of our mutual friends there. The students aren't really my dad's responsibility as such, but he had a load of free tickets so some of his friends said he should give some of them to the girls.
I used to be a guide/contact person for a couple of exchange students each semester at uni. They were all nice, but Australians really are a cut above the rest as human beings.
>>66298402
Are they cute?
>>66298337
That type of house and street really reminds me a lot of Germany, especially in the lower half, as well as Austria. I have spent so much time in that area on holidays or on my way to holidays. I really like that region of Europe.
>>66298427
I don't know. I've never met them or seen pictures of them. I don't even know their names.
>>66298463
just call both of them sheila
Nicki Bille is enjoying his time in Poland. Good for him.
>>66298477
>not Shrimps and Barbie
>>66298477
No I will introduce myself and remember their names.
My poor dad has to drive them to the game (he'll be watching the game as well) and he's one of those guys who prefer German to English.
Is Lukas Graham a global phenomenon?
>>66298567
not sure,
but in an odd way you are a global phenomenon.
ROTE BULLEN
B
L
dat Stiepermann assist
>>66298656
Will you be watching Brondby-Esbjerg later?
Bremen~
>>66298260
>(my dad is in rotary)
ah cool, so are we
my sister went to America through them so we take in exchange students sometimes
>>66298784
I just might since it is on before my favorite club plays.
Michael played for both at least, if you remember.
>>66298888
I do.
NÜRNBUNDES
NUR DER FCN
SAXONS ON SUICIDE WATCH
REMINDER TO SHED THE BLOOD OF SAXON MEN
REMINDER THAT LEIPZIG WILL LOSE THE FIRST SPOT AND LOSE IN RELEGATION AGAINST FRANKFURT
Leipzig, Freiburgo and Nürnbundes all but through
now it's just a matter of who goes up directly
Buffon
>>66298888
Checked
Liverpool
>it's a bochum loses episode
>>66299088
dumb frogposter
>>66299130
wew lad what up with the hate?
IT'S OGRE NAO
KÄWIN
Ä
W
I
N
>Großkreutz is now Zeugwart
lel
See you
PRESS F TO EXPRESS YOUR APPRECIATION FOR NÜRNBERG FOR SAVING THE BUNDESLIGA
Die Club are on a good run.
Nurburg
Frieburg
RB
Is how the league will end. It's a shame 5 clubs cannot come up.
>>66299440
Have fun
>+7
F
U
N
OOOO STUTTGART
SMOGGY SHITHOLE IN THE SOUTH
Hi,BUNDESU
Leverkusen will lose 4-2 eventually. bet a kidney on it.
>>66299793
kill yourself
>>66299814
I'm in.
t. Albanian businessman
>>66299793
hello
>>66299953
go away, kawaii merchant
>>66299793
hello
>>66299793
looks yummy
HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA BVB v
>v
>>66300004
What is it
southampton 3-2 liverpool
what happened?
>>66299849
just report and ignore
>>66300113
no idea, but it looks yummy.
>>66300674
liverpool stopped playing football in the 2nd half.
Livershit
>>66300113
takoyaki, i think
>>66300739
but what if this is hiro? he visited /bundes/ before.
>newcastle in charge of winning a derby
>>66300822
wasn't he in france or something?
>>66300816
Where do I even buy the ingredients for that dish when I'm not in Japan. I don't know of any ASIA shop close to me.
>>66300869
Yeah it's laughable. You should never put Newcastle in charge of winning a derby because clearly they are _NOT_ up for the task.
>>66300869
was he? can't remember tßh.
My guess of Juventus losing turns out to be wrong. They are doing perfectly wine
>>66300932
you can get the pan off amazon. the rest you can probably get at karstadt or something
>>66301014
dortmund and spurs will still lose tho
why is this thread so dead?
>>66301670
I'm not engaging in it
>>66301670
no one cares about lelverkusen/shitgart + no relevant news.
>>66301732
This
>>66301732
i care
>>66301759
I don't understand the image
>>66301787
It's le epic nerd humour
>>66301787
ant roads exist because they send out pheromones, which all ants can sent and thus follow.
its their way to communicate.
ants in a kitchen dont sent any pheromones thus leading them to the conclusion that there is no life in a kitchen.
man can only reach out with radiowaves. we can hardly follow our own communication.
the search for outer life has hardly even began.
>>66301759
it's a comment on one of the possible solutions to this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fermi_paradox i think
>>66301826
randall is a good guy. he is doing this for almost a decade and he is steadily improving.
im happy for him and he can reach me on an emotional level.
dont be so harsh, anon.
>>66301876
also true. its way more fun if human problems are shown with ants / animals in general.
>>66301864
>ants in a kitchen dont sent any pheromones
Why not
I think I get it now thanks to your explanation
oh, found why i was instantly thinking of the fermi paradox:
>"Let’s say we have an anthill in the middle of the forest. And right next to the anthill, they’re building a ten-lane super-highway. And the question is “Would the ants be able to understand what a ten-lane super-highway is? Would the ants be able to understand the technology and the intentions of the beings building the highway next to them?”
michio kaku
I give todays bundes a 3-. It's very uncreative, no good posts whatsoever.
>>66302106
it'll get even worse soon
>>66302040
because there are no ants
thats the joke
we dont sent any outer life because we only apply our "pheromones" if there are other forms of life out there.
>>66302196
Because Dortmund is about to play, right?
will rashford lead england to victory in the euros?
>>66302247
>there are no ants in a kitchen
Why not, there's lot of food
>>66302261
No
>>66302256
yes
Only cunts live in Fürth btw
>>66302335
You mean Erlangen
>>66302335
*bavaria
>Augsburg hymn being played
>sky only showing Dortmund fans
why are sky such Dortmund cucks? does anyone have that pic of the sky producer's room coated in BvB merchandise?
>>66302522
>why are sky such Dortmund cucks?
They're all hipsters. Being a fan of Dortmund is the hip thing, even still in 2016, just like hating Donald Trump and using social media extensively. They're afraid of being seen as special in a bad way.
>>66302522
Did it never occur to you that Sky is basically BvB TV 2 ? They even hire all of their former players as "experts". Then you have Hamann and Loddar for the obligatory Bayern bashing. All of their reporters constantly try to shit on Bayern and at least 2 of their top commentators are Dirtcuck cunts
>>66302660
>memes
okay kid
>tfw your own farts make you smile
>>66302660
who is the other one? Fuss? Only Dittmann makes it really obvious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hns-DjOl-vo
>tfw cannot into German and there are no English subtitles
Just curious, how good is Lewandowski's German?
http://www.welt.de/wirtschaft/webwelt/article153467252/Wie-beim-Tatort-der-Porno-Konsum-kollabiert.html
>buyern customers literally wank themselves to sleep after buyern lost
loving every laugh
>>66302726
Good enough, pretty solid
>>66302674
>Loddar and Hamann are memes
okay senpai
>>66302699
I don't know the other's name. Fuss is definately pro Dortmund. If I think of the right one Dittman is,too. Maybe it's just these two but it's just too obvious. Reif is simply bad.
>>66302755
>women are into extreme gangbang and bondage
explains all the green voters desu
>>66302857
I will vote AfD though
>>66302983
you're not a girl though
>>66303019
yup, bit old to be called that
>>66303049
and a bit too male
>Saarland
>>66303074
why are you so scared of women? we watch football too, we post on /sp/ too
denmark??
>it's a "park the bus and press until you're tired and get btfo" episode
ugh
>berlin
just nuke this place
>>66303086
I'm not sure I want to ask, but what's PMV?
KEKRINGO
EINE INSEL MIT ZWEI BERGEN
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>>66303167
Paramilitaristische Vereinigung
>>66303086
>berlin
>>66303086
who the fuck cums to "tickling"
>Schwaben
nevermind
>>66303086
>hentai
based
>>66303218
Sounds like some pretty shitty porn.
>>66303167
Penis mit Vorhaut
>>66303086
>russian teen
Brandenburg might be empty as fuck but the perverts who are living there got a pretty good taste
>>66303270
Just wait till he unloads his cannon into the enemy territory. It's usually pick up pace at that point
>>66303086
>"muscle" in Saarlands top 10
literally the faggots of germany
>>66303106
>we
>le fast black man isn't playing
>lose
oh, ok
>>66303172
isn't that racist with ramos on the pitch?
>>66303530
Gutmensch pls
>diveburg
are they serious?
>>66303530
who cares, I am pretty racist in the stadium anyway
>Dortmund attacking
>Fuss wakes up
>barca plays like shit
>bvb plays like shit
always happens before international breaks
before the last break 2015 they played 3:2 against >Schalke
>>66303582
in which stadium are you right now?
>>66303662
>Barca drawing
Tears at people who put money on them
>>66303700
I am at home
>have a pretty bad cold
>coughing a lot
>try to cough just now
>throat gets clogged up
>can't breathe
>panic
>cough a little
>clogged up even harder
>try to breathe even harder
>doesn't work
>stumble towards the bathroom for water
>use the last remaining bit of air in my lungs to cough the hardest I've ever coughed in my life
>finally gets cleared up a little and can breathe again after almost choking to death
This has never happened before in my life, I had no idea a cold could be this dangerous. I almost died.
>>66303662
Villareal are really good to be fair, hipster's team of choice in 15/16 2bh
>>66303743
Drink more sugar water and smoke more
are those knitted cleats still popular with footballers?
havent see anyone wear them after that marketing stunt by nike for their introduction
>>66303743
smoke some crystal meth to clear up your airways
>>66303825
I only drink water and don't smoke so I won't start with that.
>>66303835
Hello Michael
>>66303858
Okay
Who at BVB has the cutest feets?
>BVB
>>66303908
Kagawa
why didnt chicharito get injured? this league fucking sucks
>posters ITT still don't rate Schmelzer
>>66303949
he's a workhorse, but he's terrible otherwise
shnji okazaki > shinji kagawa
>REUS
come on
>weinzierl giving the two fingers to someone
he should be sent to the stands for that offensive gesture
>>66304003
Okazaki looks greasy he probably plays dragon quest too. Kagawa is a qt 3.14 would cook for.
>>66302983
>not voting ALFA
MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY MICKY
Well that was jammy as all hell.
now watch them flood in
>henrik "the armenian genocide" mkhitarian
MIKYTARIAN MIKYTARIAN MIKYTARIAN MIKYTARIAN MIKYTARIAN MIKYTARIAN MIKYTARIAN MIKYTARIAN MIKYTARIAN
MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER MICHI DER ARIER
good, we shouldn't be losing to augsburg of all teams
I've seen the same move with Barcelona earlier today: Player passing passing the ball back to other player with his back turned towards the goal. Only this one went in
>>66304134
STOP POSTING THAT WHORE!
>>66304160
What part of Signal Iduna Park are you from?
I'm a troll living under the stadium stands
>>66304160
>we
Will manlets ever learn?
>>66304308
I wonder if that guy had sex with her.
>>66304321
Reminder that if you're not at least 1,80 you are a manlet.
Broendby IF 0 - 0 Esbjerg fB atm
>>66304347
Reminder that I have seen a lot cute petite girls in Romania
>>66304427
Only men of great mind and fine taste really appreciate manlet grills. Romanian women are generally inside the 1,60-1,70 bracket.
>>66304477
>manlet grills
Femlets.
Gonzo on
nice
>>66304540
no such thing
>>66304477
It's even better when you are not a manlet yourself
Dicks
Mkhitaryan is easily the best midfielder in the bundes right now.
why does he wear the mask?
>>66304680
A lot of loyalty for a hired guy
Time for din din
Gündogan still inured?
http://www.welt.de/politik/ausland/article153509931/Einer-der-Paris-Attentaeter-tarnte-sich-als-Bayern-Fan.html
FUCK THEY FOUND RAZOR
>>66304759
lmao
>>66304759
I miss Razor
fuck
>Durm
that would have been a nice assist
>>66304746
Tuchel won't let him anywhere near Löw until he is sold.
>>66304848
Man this damn EC
>>66304848
that's some T-Rex tactics right there
all this divemund diving
>it's a Shinji fucks up in a key moment episode
>>66302247
>because there are no ants
>thats the joke
they are not looking for ants, they are looking for intelligent life. the joke is that they think there's no intelligent life except them in the kitchen because they didn't find messages they understand when there are obviously humans int he kitchen
God damn it shinji
>Ramos
>colombian strikers
fucking Turks
>>66304959
yeah, see >>66301876 and >>66302094
That is what happens when you only lift with your legs
Shinji nooooooooooo
Mkhitaryan would have over 40 assists if he played for bayern.
>>66305022
So what you're saying is do squats instead of leg press machine?
>>66302094
>michio kaku
biggest memer of all time
>>66305056
El Autismo Catalano wouldn't play him
>>66305119
>biggest memer of all time
that's me actually
>>66305110
yes
>>66305212
Okay
GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO GONZO
>castro
CASTRO
It's nice to see him rewarded for his recent form.
haha I can post again, Dortmund scored
;_; Thank you Castro
>RAMOS IS BAD THEY SAID
>>66305302
Hello
CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO CASTRO
is it just me or is there some faggot with a whistle in the stands?
>>66304798
>tfw no more 2011/2012 Bundes
>>66305324
Legit spoopy skeltal
>>66305325
Yes
Pancake was 4 years ago
Four.
>>66305325
>Augsburger Dorftrottel
What do you expect desu?
>>66305342
meh tripdrama wasn't always that good
3-1
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
>it's a Ramos has a great day episode
>Ramos with barely any touches in the first half
>assist and a goal in the second
>>66305324
STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOOOOOP!
ramos on some other shit right now
GOATMOS
RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS RAMOS
>16. Augsburg
>17. Hoffenheim
>18. Hannover
please please please
>>66305383
Welp
>>66305459
Would've been funny if those were his first two touches, but it's probably 4rd and 5th
>>66305496
>tfw you want to beat up a shitposter but feel threatened by the atmosphere and perform a tactical retreat
>tfw you want to make some pancakes but the pan is too small
>tfw you use the same name in the Bild comment section and /sp/
>tfw you want to skype but the other guy reveals your identity to the whole board
>tfw you're so fat you write gay fanfiction about the German NT
>tfw your tripcode only exists because of a SdR meme
>tfw you want your team to press but you don't have the ball
>tfw you forget about Italy thus losing a bet but you'll never pay up anyway
>tfw you make a 2nd Bundesliga matchthread but you're the only in there AND you're a namefag
>tfw you go to the stadium but miss the last bus home so your mum has to come pick you up
>tfw you don't wanna go to the brothel alone so you ask other anons to accompany you, your mum would drive you around
>looking at the bundesliga table
"spannendster abstiegskampf aller zeiten" incoming?
>>66305586
But 96 is a clear gonner
>>66305609
yeah but 9th - 17th is pretty open desu
>>66305586
If only HIV was still involved. Maybe it's still coming. They aren't far off.
>>66305637
only 4 points
that's nothing
>>66305586
lets hope we get rid of hsv this year
>>66305637
>>66305657
Can someone explain the Burger hate? I'd think that Ingolshit or Darmshit are the go-to hate babbies.
>dirtmund playing on sunday
>johannes shits up the thread talking about le epic good old times
pre-/bundes/ german /sp/ was shit. get over it
>>66305700
it's far more entertaining seeing them getting almnost relegated desu
still 0-0 at bröndby - esbjerg
>>66305716
Oh for fuck sake can Hoppenheim just finally get relegated
>>66305723
>pre-/bundes/ german /sp/ was shit. get over it
is that why so many posters leave now?
>some """""""people""""""" on /bundes/ unironically thought that Augsburg would win this match
>>66305749
The Schleswig-Holstein Report
>Caiuby is still on the pitch
this is pure race bonus
since when is desu getting changed to desu?
>>66305718
Buyernfags hate HSV because they have one record Buyerns will never have unless they go down: Longest time in the Bundes
nice freekick, i guess
>>66305802
August 2008
>>66305754
there are far more people posting these days, you fucking idiot
GON-ZA-LO
>that mad
kek
>>66305822
2 years ago we regularly went through 3 threads on a Saturday
>>66305802
Around November last year, I think. There's also f a m, being changed to senpai
looks like everyone is hating mickey these days and not weigl anymore
>>66305802
October November I think
>>66305787
neither one was ever part of schleswig-holstein mate
>>66305848
>>66305859
thanks never noticed until today
Last 15 minutes really showed how shite augsburg is
I hope weinzierl gets relegated, can't stand his ugly face
>>66305822
are you serious? /sp/ is basically dead compared to 2010.
>>66305895
good
>>66305313
hey
>>66305843
bunch of retarded matchday tourists < regulars who post the whole week
>>66305914
typical neo-/sp/ newfag
>ref disallowing another Ramos goal
>>66305882
>neither one was ever part of schleswig-holstein mate
I know m9-1, but it's that piece of clay you both can claim
>>66305716
Eintracht Frankfurt spielt noch gegen
(A) Bayern München
(H) 1899 Hoffenheim
(A) Bayer Leverkusen
(H) FSV Mainz 05
(A) SV Darmstadt 98
(H) Borussia Dortmund
(A) Werder Bremen
1899 Hoffenheim spielt noch gegen
(H) 1. FC Köln
(A) Eintracht Frankfurt
(H) Hertha BSC
(A) B. Mönchengladbach
(H) FC Ingolstadt
(A) Hannover 96
(H) Schalke 04
FC Augsburg spielt noch gegen
(A) FSV Mainz 05
(A) Werder Bremen
(H) VfB Stuttgart
(A) VfL Wolfsburg
(H) 1. FC Köln
(A) Schalke 04
(H) Hamburger SV
SV Werder Bremen spielt noch gegen
(A) Borussia Dortmund
(H) FC Augsburg
(H) VfL Wolfsburg
(A) Hamburger SV
(H) VfB Stuttgart
(A) 1. FC Köln
(H) Eintracht Frankfurt
SV Darmstadt 98 spielt noch gegen
(H) VfB Stuttgart
(A) Hamburger SV
(H) FC Ingolstadt
(A) 1. FC Köln
(H) Eintracht Frankfurt
(A) Hertha BSC
(H) B. Mönchengladbach
Who will make it?
>>66305953
> neo-/sp/
>>>/v/
>>66305928
>retarded matchday tourists
me
>>66305928
except there were almost no tourists back then
and there's nothing good about having to read your shitty posts about cricket these days or telling Denmark how much you want to fuck him
>him
>>66305955
esbjerg was founded after denmark got dp'd by prussia and austria. it's north of the former duchy of schleswig
WC & EC /sp/ is best /sp/
>>66306007
>getting this mad because someone enjoys more than one sport
>him
kys
>>66305996
You look cool as fuck
>>66306106
why don't you post about in the appropriate thread? and pretending to be gay is not a sport
>>66306007
anium shit and denmark are cancer but so were the tripfags attentionwhores
>>66306078
>dp'd
You mean spitroasted
>anium
>>66306189
you must be a really new new new newfag
probably from /int/
there's almost no anime in /bundes/ compared to the past
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH why things change ;(((((((((((((((
pathetic
>weekend over again
>Bitty still not in stock
>>66306232
>there's almost no anime in /bundes/ compared to the past
This, there was so more /a/ shit in old bundes than /bundes/
>>66306232
>/bundes/
>2010
you wot
>>66306371
can you read?
>implying the baby and anime posting was bad
>watching football program
>German pundit says they don't view England vs Germany as that big a rivalry
Is this true? He said you see Italy and holland as bigger games
>>66306625
yes
>>66306625
true
>>66306625
Yeah, people don't even care about the 5:1 here
>>66306768
We beat you 5:1 once and the stakes were just as high.
>>66306625
nah, he's just butthurt because heskey destroyed germany
>>66307380
Is it just me or does she have a lazy eye?
Why is there so much wine on the table?
If it was a wine tasting event they wouldn't fill up the glasses this much.
>>66306625
there is still alot of tension,but since most germans count on a win it's not that big of a deal
italy is 99% lost so people are scared af
holland games are great because of all the more or less friendly banter
Night
>>66307538
please die in your sleep
please die in your sleep
please die in your sleep
please die in your sleep
please die in your sleep
please die in your sleep
please die in your sleep
please die in your sleep
>>66307538
sleep tight, cutie.
bröndby - esbjerg finished 0-0 btw
I will repost this "tomorrow"
>Ramos: 5 goals, 3 assists in 399 minutes
>Götze: 1 goal, 2 assists in 471 minutes
>>66308739
why would anyone pay money for these players
>>66308766
Ramos scores lots of goals.
Götze is fatter than most football fans and brings some good meme material.
>Ramos scores lots of goals
why the fuck are you still memeing at 10pm
that's way too late for memes
if you meme any more you'll be too excited to fall asleep
>>66308739
>götze apologists will defend this
it's never to late for memes
>>66308848
you can't meme away the facts, bb.
Adrian Ramos is a second striker and has as many goals as Leroy "€100m future Real Madrid Player" Sane... why do people pretend he's a flop again?
>>66308916
>why do people pretend he's a flop again?
see >>66308862
>shit player always gets subbed in late when the game is already over and scores a tap in
>holy fuck look at this goals/minutes played, he's da best in the world!!!!
this is why I prefer the Bild comment section over bundes for football discussion, you're literally Ameristats tier
>complaining that a late sub doesn't score the early winning goals
No u go back to BILD comment section, miasanmiaultra98
>early winning goals
wow you're really retarded
How do I filter the user who called me a retard?
>>66309396
thin skin alert
