New Zealand Warriors vs Melbourne Storm
Game starts at 2:00PM AEDT at Mt Smart Stadium.
St. George Illawarra Dragons vs South Sydney Rabbitohs
Game starts at 4:00PM AEDT at the Sydney Cricket Ground.
Official broadcasting station is on Foxtel.
Official stream: www.livestream.com/nrl
>Souths will be the only team to win every game this season after today
feels good lads
>official broadcasting station is on foxtel
what so 9 isn't showing the games?
what does this even mean?
why put this here?
seriously can you make ONE good thread in your life?
What a retarded OP
kYs poosterbitch
>>66282901
>he thinks the warriors will beat melbourne
>he believes in the bogey team meme
Man the Poms are still salty about Burgess
>>66283308
what's the controversy there
>Vonnie thinks Naiqama's haircut is great
I just bet her pussy is dripping for Kevvy.
vonnie looks qt today
>>66283508
she actually looks breddy gud today
What's WalkBro's favourite type of pizza?
>>66283804
I'm boring. I usually just get meat lovers with thick crust or cheesy crust if I'm feeling like being a fat cunt.
>>66283843
Do you ever get the prawn pizza's? They're pretty good too
>>66283924
I've never had them no.
>YOU CAN GO YOUR OWN WAY
if this song was used in a torture chamber i'd surely go insane
JT's smile is god tier.
>Konny played NSW cup today
;_;
>>66284026
Is that that faggy dad rock version from that car ad?
>>66284201
yes, makes me want to start a school shooting
So do you people genuinely think that fatty Yvonne is any better than a 7/10/?
>>66284201
Konny will surely get a fair go when Mcfagden gets the sack right?
feeling pretty emotional here lads
>>66284311
She's no Lara, but she's alright.
I like that new girl Fox have too.
Oozes spunk
Vonnie can't handle the bantz
>>66284375
I like this opinion Walkbro.
You're right, she is alright and nothing more.
Who is this new girl that has tickled your fancy?
>>66284398
Weird delay. I only just heard that.
>>66284420
Wasn't me mate.
Whats for lunch cunts? Chips cheese and gravy here
>>66284453
I just had rice bubbles for brunch.
>>66284453
cheesy garlic bread
>Radradra set to debut for Australia
What do you think lads?
>>66284532
i think its pretty fucking retarded he can't play for NSW
>>66284532
50 tries in 52 games in a side that have been wooden spoon potential and bottom 8 fodder for those 52 games shows that he deserves his spot.
>>66284588
Yes
>>66284588
Wait, why can't he play for NSW? I'm really out of touch with a lot of NRL political stuff.
>>66284637
ah, the Nathan Merritt argument
>>66284693
Let me rephrase.
The quality of his 50 tries in 52 games shows that he deserves his spot. He is not a LE FALL OVER THE LINE MAN.
>>66284681
to play for australia you need to be in the country for 3 years
to play origin you had to play in nsw/qld before the age of 13
>>66284588
>can only play SOO if you play for Australia
This needs to be fixed 2bh. Its retarded that you can play for australia and not be eligible for SOO. They need to uncouple the 2 so that you can play SOO, but then NOT play for australia, and grow the game amongst other nations
>>66284762
That's a shit technicality. He's exactly like the anon above stated.
>>66284738
>>66284835
based walkGOD
>>66284835
What do you mean technicality? The rules were specifically changed to prevent guys like Tamou who just come over and represent NSW/QLD for match payments. It waters down the concept.
>>66284532
>another meme coconut experiencing a purple patch getting poached by Australia
Literally another Uate
Isaac Luke and Manu Vatuvei are out lads. Jazz Tevaga makes his debut and Wright replaces Vatuvei.
Cody walker seems alright
you now remember jharal yow yeh
>>66284997
>meme coconut
Commit suicide.
vonnies getting pretty fat lads
>>66285260
rip ;_;
>>66285260
Overrated as fuck.
Got invited to a wedding today lads.
>>66282784
>49 posts
>2 posters
kek, nice "poomunity" you got here
>>66285260
Now he works for Denan Kemp lmao
>>66285260
feel bad that he had to retire because of his injuries 2bh
>10 operations to treat jharal yow yeh's ankle injury
what the fuck happened
>>66282784
>sunday football
>not on channel 9
Why
>>66286583
Go back to /int/ and pander there
>>66286775
his leg literally slid off his ankle
Shaun Johnson will tear his ACL today
>>66286856
The 4pm game is, Walkbro is just a dumb retarded cunt.
>>66286856
>bloated with ads (both now and for years before it became live)
>actual game always gets delayed so that 9 can have their pre game circle jerk)
>now that Rabs has gone senile, there aren't any good commentators to listen to
>no based Vossy
9 can literally eat a dick
PLEASE NOTICE OUR RUGBY LEAGUE RELATED THREADS MR. BIG STRONG AUSTRALIANS
>>66280257
>>66287026
>based Vossy
This is reddit
>tfw Roosters are shit
>tfw no point watching NRL anymore
not even upset tBh, so much free time now
>>66286966
Only worse way you can fuck your ankle is if your lower leg bones go through the heel of your foot.
>>66287094
YOU are reddit
Daryl Halligan is a good colour commentator desu, would not mind if he did more games instead of just the NZ games.
>RTS 2nd in metres run
wtf, most of his returns have looked extremely limited and less potent
>>66287159
His voice is bad but I find him amusing and he usually has good input
post yfw the warriors win
Is Jeff Robson at first receiver the worst positional decision of all time?
>>66287254
I unironically tipped them today m8 and I hope you did too.
Today's the day.
>>66287268
Braith Anasta at fullback
Blake Ferguson at fullback
Todd Carney at fullback
>>66287549
based freddy
Fuck. I tipped Melbourne but I want to see NZ win.
>>66287549
I don't anything can top Braith Anasta at fullback
Sold Craig Garvey a 10 pack of caps 2 years ago at a festival
>>66287581
Even Braith himself questioned the decision
>>66287607
I remember him talking about it on one of the panel shows and he said it was like a bad nightmare during the game
Reminder that YOUR "sport" is completely irrelevant
Reminder that YOUR "sport" is NOTHING but a Shitney suburbs tourney
Reminder that YOUR "Test" ""matches" mean NOTHING
Reminder that representing Australia means NOTHING
Reminder that winning your "World" ""Cup"" means NOTHING
Reminder that all of the above make YOU furious as FUCK
>>66287658
based matt
Good game so far lads.
Who is more underrated Simon Mannering or Matulino?
Tofu Harris exposed
LETS FUCKING GONE
>>66287803
neither
both are shit
>>66287803
Mannering
>>66287803
Mannering is just a kiwi and slightly better version of Fensom
>>66287878
I love this "Fensom is bad" meme
another 40m run for RTS
>>66287930
He isn't though
>>66287878
hes got a better offload Tbh
>>66287930
Fensom isn't a gamewinner.
Ball playing lock > tackleman lock
>>66287930
I never said Fensom was bad though, he's just the most one dimensional player in the comp. Mannering is a better le tackle man who doesn't solely go 3rd man in and can run lines. Fensom can only tackle.
Melbourne getting ref balled hard into victory
Damn that was a sexy play
Is Smith a sociopath lads?
>he's got that good league iq
>>66288187
who are you talking to
>>66288187
they talking about Vatuvei?
>Simon Mannering is good
>>66288020
Fenom's line running is underrated imo.
>>66288187
is that that new app?
MASSIVE forward pass
>>66288245
Have you ever even seen Fensom run a line?
This refball tho
>>66288285
I've seen him rail a line at the Club House Hotel in Yass
Anybody else noticed that Bodene Thompson is a really dirty player?
Watch him in tackles
>>66288285
He ran straight to the try line in round 1 :^)
>offside
>knock on
>high tackle
Melbourne playing dirty
>>66288392
melbin should have had a repeat set from a penalty on the previous tackle anyway
That's an NFL style hit
Ouch.
>>66288416
Like Melbourne haven't already been favoured hard as fuck unfairly
>>66288392
>this post
>that play
kek
Munster ded
fucking saw that right when it happened
>on report for a safe, legal tackle
What the fuck cunt.
>that last tackle option
Fucking coconuts when will they learn?
munster confirmed for diving cunt
It's legal but it is dirty, you don't dive straight into the legs from front on like that
>>66288480
>safe
lmao, attacking a defenseless players knees is anything but safe
>>66288500
>>66288501
It wasn't even dangerous. He milked it hard. He's absolutely 100%.
>>66288501
>defenseless
poor technique m8
>>66288520
>He milked it hard
lol, falling down when getting hit at full speed in the knees by a huge coconut charging at you is the opposite of milking.
End your life Walkcunt.
>>66288553
>it's bait because I want Melbourne to win
Kys
now thats refball. the runners didn't impede the defence at all
>>66288570
I'm a fucking veteran around here, son.
You best believe you need to step your game up if you want to ruse me. Now run along, kid.
Seems like refs are just making calls to counterbalance their earlier fuck ups
Perenera is terrible
>>66288595
he fucking milked it, he got up and played like nothing happened
>>66288567
>was up running at full speed 1 minute later
he def milked it m8
>>66288612
>poorenara
Wrong
Melbourne playing dirty as fuck
>>66288187
it's called foxtel iq
>Roosters have 600k in spare cap this year
why didn't they just use that to sign RTS, spastics
>half time interviews
literally the most uninsightful shit, fuck off
>>66288667
PLAYING DIRTY NOT CLEAN
OUT FRONT FOUR SEASONS LOOKING LIKE A DAMN FOOTBALL TEAM
Fucking glad they took that old cunt of the Sunday ticket
>>66288698
Hayne
>both Gaz and the refs having knee jerk reactions over a completely legit tackle just because Munster happened to twist awkwardly and get 'hurt'
Fuck this bullshit. They should screen all potential refs and only hire autistic sociopaths who'll follow the letter of the law.
>>66288698
>Roosters
>Cap
Good one anon
>>66288702
This. Just panting and puffing and some unintelligible mumble about needing to defend better.
>Benji out
Dragons 13+ confirmed
>>66288216
Jazz Tevaga
>>66288787
>>66288702
I think it's rude as fuck. Just let them have their break.
>>66288800
widdop on unneccesary passing watch
>>66288800
Josh McCrone is unironically their halfback for the afternoon.
kek
KEK
I specifically remember that game they just showed where slater ran into the advertisements
In was in 2011
>>66288839
exactly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV0pNU9htnw
You all seen this?
listening to Girls Generation 2bh
https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/4b36ke/met_the_killer_debutant/
This entire thread's comments are fucking cringe
>>66288928
Listening to RJD2 2bh
>>66288937
I'd fuck her
>>66288937
based redditor
>>66288937
>there are female posters on /r/nrl/
colour me unsurprised
>>66288984
r/nrl/ on lacking game knowledge watch. Though walkcunt is our resident female.
>>66289004
just call me strutbro
>>66289004
>not joshy
>>66289004
/nrl/ would seduce any woman that would post her, that is why they resist coming here. We are too alluring
anyone got any nudes of sexy_bethany?
who /r/nrlselfies here?
>>66289068
yeah I fucked him/her a few weeks back
>>66289092
based matt
Told you Bodene Thompson is a dirty cunt, was just standing on Green's arm
Warriors are full of coconut grubs who would be in pale imitations of the Bloods and Crips in the streets of NZ if they weren't playing footy/
Retarded play there. Just fucking lucky it worked.
Based Kata
>>66289083
https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/2zgila/selfie_thread/
is pantherwoman a trap?
>>66289208
2006: the post
>>66289233
A try is a try any day.
>>66289252
2006 was a fun year
>we will never see mullo run the length of the field to score the winning try against manly again
>>66289241
So that's where Spannerhead went
Good play there.
>pooriers
>>66289320
>not chance spanner could land her
>>66289083
>A place for the people of /r/NRL to post clothing-optional selfies in a private space. Send a message to the mods for access.
Is it some sort of nude sharing sub?
>you now remember adam mogg scoring 3 tries in origin
>>66289380
I thought we were pathetic
>>66289389
he works at Bunnings now
Waterboys and trainers need to fuck off 2bh.
>carrying the ball with your back
based f1j1
>>66289489
He probably feels nostalgic when he used to walk 50km to get food and water
>>66289517
Nothing compared to the distance which handsome, intelligent, muscular WalkGOD walks daily.
Sleepy
>gavet put on report for tackling legs
>melbourne allowed to play on after taking off robsons head
typical fucking racist refball
>>66289674
Melbourne have had a huge deal of love from Perenara today.
>>66289674
If JT had been the target the Storm player would get binned.
JT would probably get a try assist too.
robsons pass was forward
>>66289759
>JT would probably get a try assist too.
My favourite new /nrl/ meme
>>66289788
Floated.
>Cronulla's plodder rejects will win the game for the Worriers
Kek
Munster doing his best Billy impersonation and leading with his knees.
>>66289813
>>66289813
He's the golden child in NRL's eyes. He literally gets immunity.
>>66289831
Jeff Robson and Johnathan Wright have played in grand finals
>>66289879
this.
>rapes someone
>gets off the charge and is gifted a try assisst
thank fuck tohu has gone back to forwards
my supercoach needs points
>>66289935
>forced orgasm assist
>>66289906
Both got BTFO by Based Melbourne.
>taking the two
Pussies
activate it
>>66290007
Only Robson has the *.
>it's a storm close out the game with boring Bennett ball tactics after tying it up, and then Cooper cronk kicks a meme field goal to win it episode
>>66289747
I know I just don't understand. It's like it's trying to prove he's not biased to his home country by being overwhelmingly biased to Melbourne. Good job, bro
>Kata ded
#freeKoni
>>66290133
Not all field goals are meme field goals m8
SJ hasnt taken the line on yet
Don't think hes done so since game 1
>>66290157
I swear there's like 4 penalties to every 1 NZ penalty. He played for gold coast anyway.
>>66290208
He played for like 5 teams I think
>Dale Finucane has yet to miss the finals, has played in 2 grand finals, 3 preliminary finals and won a minor premiership
>>66290205
Because he's not at first receiver, defence is usually already set and ready for him by the time he gets the ball.
Just woke up lads.
>>66290227
Probably because he's shit
robosn should have moved to hooker instead of thompson
eating cheesy garlic bread lads
>>66290256
Based Roosterman
>didn't even think about taking a field goal
The warriors are so fucking stupid
>>66290240
Also he's a little bitch who doesn't want to break his legs again
>>66290208
With that last name he's definitely from New Zealand
>dumb coconut bro culture hindering SJ's ability to kick a field goal in that set
Fuck sake lads
>>66290338
end yourself you cynical bitch ass nigga
>>66290338
Maybe SJ didn't want to get called a meme by the bullies on /nrl/
Who /drag/ here?
Does Hoffman strike anybody else as completely braindead as a result of the way he plays? I swear his brain must just be mush at this point
Fucking kek, after blowing that opportunity at the 70m mark they've had shit field position and can't get back into field goal range
The warriors will definitely lose this. Fucking amateurs
Warriors "fans" on standby for suicide watch
>>66290434
I dragged your mum to the basement
>>66290434
No but I'm in your corner m8s. Based McCrone will literally kick you guys to victory.
>loldene thompson
>>66290388
Same feel bro :(
That and I think they know they can't defend for 5 minutes
>>66290434
Here m8.
Kurt Mann is dropped hopefully forever so maybe there's some fight today
Take notes Godkinson
New Zealand better pull something out if their arse.
>>66290515
he's "injured"
Damn Cooper is so fucking based holy shit
>>66290515
Not sure if would have changed the result last week (though he was beyond awful) but I reckon Dragons could have beaten Storm in Round 1 without that cunt
why the fuck didnt they drop the goal?
>>66290549
He played NSW Cup yesterday.
>>66290515
I'm not confident at all
>bodene thompson
end your "life"
LEL
Pooriors for da spoon cuz
>>66290604
He's just getting some match fitness m8
What a shit fucking ending. Fuck the Warriors
>>66290604
hence the quotation marks
hahaha all of my keks
>like a thief in the night
Racist commentators desu
Just a reminder that at the 70th minute mark the warriors could've kicked a field goal but it didn't even cross their fucking minds
i think marika's a shoe in for a wing spot on the cheeky XIII
The Knights are a better team than the Warriors.
>tfw didn't fall for the Korobeite meme
Fuck sake lads
>Bodene dropping the ball twice in the final 5
If only Ben Henry had knees, then we wouldn't have this dope
Reminder, if the NRL was american, Smith wouldn't be allowed to take that conversion because it would hurt the feelings of the warriors players because they had already lost
>>66290685
>coconuts in blue and red vs coconuts in black
Basically the same. I guess the Knights have whites in the halves which might give them the slight advantage in decision making.
Despite New Zealand playing objectively worse, Perenara was biased as fuck. Some severe refball going on.
>>66290691
>tfw thought korobeite, waqa and naiqama were the same person for two years
