HE GOT A FAKE ASS JERSEY
is that a painting of shia lebouf
>>66267728
>jersey
is that adam kovic from Funhaus?
>>66267728
Is that his wife's son or something? Why is he so brown?
>>66267728
>icecube
>>66268542
Haha wtf
>>66268897
Ronaldo prefers his little boys brown.
>>66268897
He does not have a wife
>>66267728
>bonbon
What do you think mother's day is like for them?
>"Dad... why don't I have a mommy?"
>"I won the Ballon D'or before Messi"
>"W-w-what?" I just wan-"
>"TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
i remember when michael jackson finally showed off his kid to the world and the kid was white. this reminds me of that.
>>66269008
Talking about little boys, is it time for /sp/ to post pics about CR7s Boys Underwear Competition?
>>66267728
wtf is this kid turning into? uglier by the day
>>66268542
ayy
>>66269099
laughed a lot, thank you sir
>>66269135
Genetics. Natty rolando is a pretty ugly dude. He still looks kinda weird and greasy as hell after the surgeries but at least he also looks high-maintenance, which projects high status.
>>66268897
They're both on a strict daily tanning bed schedule
I can only imagine the stuff Ronaldo would do if he was as insecure about skin color as he is about his height.
He would probably go full Michael Jackson.
>>66269825
What did he fix other than his teeth?
That's his kid right?
That waitress that he turkey basted must not have been white judging from the kid. Makes no difference as most of the best USMNT members aren't white so he'll fit right in.
>>66269921
His acne
Pretty much just finished puberty
>>66269825
He didn't get any surgery, dude. Just fixed his teeth, plucked his eyerbrows and stopped sporting the JUST haircut. Oh and he got super ripped. And he gets a fake tan. And he gets a sports car, fashionable clothes, hot women around him.
>>66267728
Kek whens mother's day????
>>66267728
That's one ugly kid
I feel so sorry for Ronaldo, he is desperately trying to get his son to like him even though his son likes Messi
>Ronaldo's son at the award gala "how many does Messi have?"
5
>"and how many does daddy have?"
heart breaks.
>>66269042
this.
>he can't even afford vip or tmobile
kek.
>>66269099
Kek
LOOK AT THAT JERSEY
>>66273955
Jesus Christ look at the kids' fucking hands!
>>66268542
Nobody watches shitty internet sketch comedies faggot
>>66267728
>>66268542
No it's Shia LaBeouf
imagine that ugly little devil/monkey cross breed is your son?
topest kek
nothing else is even close
>>66278865
lmao i thought the badr hari/ronaldo thing was made out of thin air for lol by culés but thats pretty damning
>>66267728
>>66273955
why does his son always have the JUST face?
>>66278865
Do they ever talk about Messi?
>>66279188
Yes
His kid is ugly as fucking dog shit. That's what happens when you get a ton of plastic surgery. You still produce an ugly kid.
>>66279712
Just fuck my genes up.
>>66278865
He's obviously gay... I doubt the kid is even his, probably adopted him to pretend he has sex with women.
>>66280886
Ayyye lmao
>>66281344
>>66273955
>>66267728
Mfw
