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The PooInLoo derby
1st for bumble
>>66267632
first for usa
I'm gay
come on pakistan if we can handle this on a worse pitch so can you
nth fr paki
5th for Bollywood
They know the objective of T20 right?
>>66267683
hurr hurr
Pakis already BTFO
>Pakistan playing 4(FOUR) specialist fast bowlers
>one of them is Sami
what the FUCK
stream?
>>66267772
http://cdn17.crichd.in/sky-sports-2-live-streaming
LOOK AT DA FLICK OF DA WRIST
>>66267800
ded
>>66267677
>football is way way better than cricket.
gtfo
Is the YouTube stream still working
>>66267677
:^)
>>66267892
No it's gone
>>66267843
Working for me lad
>ashwin in charge of a proper beard neckline
>>66267677
>Because ultimately, football is way way better than cricket.
>this flag
>this comment
kek
KEK
Your entire "continent" is beyond garbage tier. >We don't give a shit about soccer (only wogs play it) and >we UNIRONICALLY won your shitty tournament and cuck you all out of a World Cup spot every 4 years.
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>>66267738
My thoughts exactly
>pakistan have 1 spinner on this wicket
ummmm
cricket is gay
>>66267992
please watch
>>66267955
>being this much of a faggot
EASY WIN FOR INDIA
>Asian Cup
>won by a country that is neither Asian nor in Asia
how is it possible to be this cucked?
Lol this fatass can't even make contact with the ball
Hahaha the Pakis are getting cucked by a 36 year-old proto-Ishant twig
football is just people running here and there for 90 minutes
>>66268006
i actually am. i don't really know what's going on though
>>66267992
our sport
>>66267992
Please watch our sport
>>66268017
>caring about football
>>66268030
PWOS
implying pakistan isnt throwing this game away cause its a must win for india
>>66267973
>>66267976
The colours worked well together
>>66268007
kek
KEK
K_E_K
>>66268030
Porkistan are choking against Big Strong India in an ICC tournament, again.
>>66268017
japan got cheated out that tbf
I want to make sexy time with her.
>>66268043
that's the point, >we LITERALLY don't
Lads, has Pajeet or Mohammed got the edge?
>>66268065
It will cost a lot
don't know what's going on in this thread but came here to tell you guys you have good food
thank you for your food
>>66268065
>*rape her
>>66268065
looks ancient lad
>>66268092
thanks
>>66268092
thanks man
>>66268068
Mohammad atm. Odds could change really fast if a couple of wickets fall with the next few overs because the run rate is not that high.
>>66268090
Just imagine the smell
>>66268092
thanks lad
>>66268092
thanks
>>66268092
please watch our sport Mr.BSA
>>66268095
That could work as well.
>>66268096
She is. That's the charm.
156
WEW
>>66268107
It's as if millions of loos suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly not poo'd in
Why can't Pakistan play spin? Why are they so bad at batting?
Got some gyprock to install lads
Is Gould the most elite umpire?
Pakistan Zindabad
What is with the raging turners this tournament?
IPL is never like this
This shit would be hard to play in Test cricket, nevermind when you are trying to meme
>Pakistan only picked 1 spinner
>its Afridi
kek
KEK
K E K
>>66268146
pakis want to bowl fast instead
>>66268146
are you seeing this spin?
>>66268148
At Zampa's house?
16 FOR 22
>>66268174
Yeah m8. I do an annual gyprock instillation for him
>>66268168
>What is with the raging turners this tournament?
India trying to win the tournament.
>IPL is never like this
Big scors with boundaries are the appeal to the IPL
Did kohli make everyone grow a beard as a team bonding exercise or what
isn't the rule generally if it spins it'll seam?
All memes aside, is India a country worth visiting?
c-a-t-c-h
Good catch desu. Now hopefully hafeez can pick up the run rate
and nothing of value was lost
W
I
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K
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>jitega bhai jitega, India/Pakistan jitega
Why are subcontinent chants so shit?
Why do so many people want towatch cricket at the same time I do
>MEME MEME out to bat
>>66268194
Is he a nice lad?
>>66268215
Not worth the trouble tbẖ but there's no harm if you really want to visit.
IM AT THE GROUND. COVERS ARE COMING ON
>>66268215
yeah lad, so long as you know what food to buy
pretty much anyone will drop what they're doing and play cricket with the Big Strong Foreigner too
pakistan is getting paid to do this right
pls respond
>afridi this early
Kek Pakistan desperate
>>66268173
Pakistan are literally getting cucked by part-timers lol
>>66268248
You look black and girly
Why are all the group B pitches landmines while the group A pitches are roads?
>>66268261
Yeah he's a good bloke. Just don't get him started on Gyprock. The man knows his stuff
>>66268277
t. British Indian
B A N G
A
N
G
>Memefridi promoting himself to 3
madman
Afridi is a smug cunt. He's a narcissist
this is fucked
Jadeja is firing darts and its going quare
>>66268354
you mean kohli, right?
>>66268215
Big strong foreigners are treated like Gods. Unless you're a girl, in that case, prepare to get raped.
>this wicket turning more than a day 5 pitch
shoaib akhtar looks like a snek
>all the stars from bollywood
>literally d-list celebrities
"Pakistan are doing OK... 40/1 in 8.1"
Hahaha what a cucktry
What's with the retarded emoticon masks?
>>66268390
atleast you're being honest
>>66268390
i'm a /fit/ blonde hair blue eyes tall englishman who played for a junior county team, will you guys suck my dick?
>>66268427
Kek. I was thinking the exact thing.
>>66268432
tbqh it is 'ok'. Could be a lot worse
>>66268432
do you support England or India?
>>66268444
>>66268390
t. cuck Indian
FOUR
cucked
G O N E
O
N
E
OUT
U
T
>>66268437
Pussy will be thrown your way wherever you go
>>66268463
t. Rajesh Bhambosa
stream where?
not even going to be competitive
>>66268461
India.
>>66268437
No. But we will definitely play cricket with you and let you bat first.
>>66268463
Respect my digits faм
what do you think the smell is like in there?
Gg
>>66268508
eric just simply eric
HOME RUN
Danger man Akmal in. Need to get him out soon.
>>66268526
cardamom with a hint of feces.
theres not much india vs pakistan banter here desu. i need the paki guy who shit on india to join the thread. the screencaps were top lel
>>66268536
PLEASE WATCH
>>66268437
Kya app ki toothpastw mein namak hai?
>>66268536
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
>>66268526
Pungent
>>66268437
>blonde male
youd get raped because youre feminine
>>66268536
MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI
>>66268505
always prefered chasing a total desu family
Why does this dude bowl like he's being hanged
>>66268578
shit sport
where are all the aussies at its a weekend and this is their only real sport
>>66268552
You forgot hing
>>66268623
Its almost 3 in the morning m8
KYA APKI TOOTHPASTE MEIN NAMAK HAI?
NAMAK HAI?
NAMAK
>>66268623
She's not even that hot, literally a reddit meme pornstar.
>>66268610
LMFAO
>>66268647
based Colgate
>>66268623
do indians/pakistanis who live in those countries all look like this girl or is it only because shes british paki and eats fish and chips
>>66268665
shes lebanese
Did the Pakis forget this is an 18 over match. When will they start the DLFâ„¢ Maximusâ„¢ start?
>>66268665
isn't she arablite
>>66268665
Like 1/5 in the north states
>>66268651
gimmie a good indian pornstar with huge knockers senpai
>>66268623
its probably only us muscular Best Australians here at this time
Least Coast has pooicided
It's my birthday in 15 minutes lads
>>66268651
she's got a nice pair of personalities
>>66268647
Nahi. Lekin meri gand mei land hai.
>>66268710
None of them are top-tier, desu. Sunny Leone's probably the best.
why is Yuvraj even on the list?
it isnt 2009 anymore
>>66268697
You guys poo'ed all over the pitch. You fucked up the whole game.
what does 'BOOM BOOM' mean?
>>66268710
priya rai and sunny leone are the only indian porn stars
>>66268717
Happy birthday ladm8. Do you intend on celebrating it with friends or family?
>>66268744
We need a 11 (25) to keep the game competitive
>>66268756
ALLAHU AKBAR! ALLAHU AKBAR!
BOOM BOOM!
going to be a shit game
>Pakistani saying BOOM BOOM
>>66268756
He likes to ejaculate.
>>66268727
KYA LAND PER NAMAK HAI?
NAMAK WALA LAND?
KYA BIHARI HAI?
more like shite afridi
>memefridi
K E K
E
K
>india in charge of hosting a world cup and making a decent pitch
Why is Afridi so shit lads?
>>66268717
Perth?
>>66268745
>you
Also, fuck off cunt
>>66268812
for you
>IST+2:30
whre'd you live?
Its my cousins birthday today
>>66268840
yeah lad
>>66268778
my accounting textbook tbqh
I actually don't tell any of my friends when my birthday is, can't stand having parties
>Memefridi
>>66268835
Pakistan could have won this if they picked spinners
but they have 4(F O U R) fast bowlers
lel
Afridi is their ONLY frontline spinner, and he barely turns it anyway
>>66268852
IST+2:30
>>66268766
What about Nadia Nyce?
>>66268866
Hafeez is gonna make their heads spin.
COVERS ON
why can only indians make real spin bowlers lads.
and i dont mean chuckers
>>66268892
still banned, cant bowl
their only other spin option is Malik, who while not shit, is no more than a part-timer
what's with the sound effects during replays?
>>66268892
Hafeez can't bowl
VEDIC ARYAN PITCH
Real /cric/ca hours
>>66268923
OUR SPORT
>>66268923
Indians trying to emulate Big Strong Americans
>missed England's comeback
>get to watch this depressing batting
>>66268923
it's not an effect m8
>>66268932
>muh buzzwords
My balls smell like vinagar lads
Can't decide who I want to lose more lads, dislike both of these teams. On one hand we have the big corrupt BCCI trying to fix matches, see- this wicket, and annoying fans screaming about dhoni and tendulkar. on the other hand we have pakistan with their terrorism, politicians getting involved with their team, braindead players who have plenty of talent but clearly no real ability to work as a team because muh ego half of who are probably taking underhand bribes from bookies and their somehow even more insufferable than indian fans. it's a toughie desu
>>66268864
haha janaab bahut ache se bola
>>66269001
P..P...PLEASE MAKE MY OPINIONS FOR ME BIG STRONG /CRIC/
>>66268979
it's not?
>>66269009
meant for
>>66268932
>>66268985
Let me have a whiff
>>66269001
good summary
but i want Pakistan to win just so India get knocked out.
this pitch is an absolute shitshow
>>66269001
YEAH 100% AGREE
MAKE MORE, LOVE THESE, ALSO PUT ON A TRIP TOO
>>66269024
BIG BIHARI LUNDS ARE COMMON
>>66269024
i need big strong aussies to think for me because I can't form my own opinions
>>66269001
Uh, it should pretty blatantly be Pakistan
>>66269026
it's the sound from the stump mic
DLFâ„¢ MAXIMUSâ„¢
Pakistan RR 5.48
5.48
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4
8
>>66269069
I NEED YOU TO FORM MY OPINIONS.
IS DICK GOOD OR NOT?
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>>66268717
Happy Birthday lad.
It's my birthday lads
>>66269094
isolated it sounds like a sound effect though
>>66269128
thanks lad
Anyone know a good gyprock installer?
>tfw no billy bowden to seal off the dlf maximums
I have no idea who/what DLF is or what product they make/service they provide but I know when the ball is walloped it is a DLF MAXIMUM
MAXIMUS
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>>66269129
happy birthday. had mine last wednesday. spent it drinking while browsing /sp/
>>66268717
4CHAN PARTY VAN, OPEN UP FAGGOT
OH, IAN GOULD IS THE BEST UMPIRE IN THE WORLD.
is there a way for both teams to lose/die?
Its my birthday today
Can someone edit DLF into pic related
>>66269211
CRASH EDEN GARDEN WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>66269211
>LE FUGG SUB CONTINENT TEAMS LMAO XD XD XD
>>66269229
No.
>>66269220
Happy birthday lad
>>66269258
haha
>>66269264
sri lanka are cool
indileshastan can fuck off though
>>66269211
>LE BOTH PAKISTAN AND INDIA EQUALLY SUCK MEME
>>66269220
WHERE DO I SEND YOU THE DILDO?
>>66269275
HAHA
Your favorite bowling action?
Pic related for me.
>>66269211
The best player on YOUR team is LITERALLY a Paki
you fucking bigot
tits out
What happened to pakibro that made the webms?
>>66269295
haha
>>66269296
Paul Adams
>>66269296
Happy b'day lad
>>66269211
>being this salty
Its my birthday this year
>>66269311
too busy with his backlog of chinese cartoons
>>66269311
he's out in the middle
>>66269314
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA
HAAH
Happy birthday to all the valued /cric/ posters today
>>66269340
haha
>>66269296
Get back to fielding Sharma
Its my birthday soon
>BUM-RAH
>bum
POO
>>66269214
Those welsh cucks can fuck off back to the Conference
>>66269294
they suck in different ways, india are arrogant as fuck and the bcci are destroying cricket, watch death of a gentleman from jarrod Kimber its a great film
as for Pakistan, their team has always been embroiled in PED offences and match/spot fixing/cheating
>>66269368
gonna need express postage on that dildo m8
GONE
O
N
E
hafeez goat spin player coming in
india on suicide watch
over
>>66269377
>LE FUGG THE BCCI LMAO
>LE PLS BE GENTLEMEN XD XD
>>66269296
Malinga
>>66269311
Streams are being shit and can't download a smooth video stream from one. And unable to rip videos from cricinfo for some reason
>>66269377
England is 'literally' doing more to kill cricket, both home and abroad, than India/BCCI is
England is LITERALLY the reason cricket isnt at the Olympics
England is LITERALLY the reason that the CWC format is fucked (and they still got BTFO anyway)
England is LITERALLY the reason that Ireland doesn't have Test status
England is LITERALLY gutting South African cricket
>>66269427
>LE FUGG ENGLAND LMAO
>>66269393
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>66269424
PTCL SmartTv lad.
>>66269418
what about JUSTlinga
BASED 36 YEAR OLD
>>66269418
True that.
>>66269427
we invented this sport, we can do what we wanted you filthy JF
Pacrashtan
>>66269463
No thanks.
i don't think this halal semen slurping sport is for me
>>66269480
kys giles
>>66269427
The ECB being cancerous doesn't prevent the BCCI from being cancerous too.
>>66269545
>Cricket Australia are literally the good guys
Whichever team wins the game will win
>>66269602
What an astute observation
>>66269602
Happy birthday m8
>>66269427
>England is 'literally' doing more to kill cricket, both home and abroad, than India/BCCI is
India is the country with all the power and money, lets not forget almost everyone in a position of power in world cricket has ties to N Srinivasan, i wont disagree with you that giles Clarke is a piece of shit though
>England is LITERALLY the reason cricket isnt at the Olympics
The IOC are equally culpable on this, Jacques rogge and dick pound dont want cricket at the Olympics unless it makes itself more available to wada etc and the ICC still complain it will diminish the world cup (even though it would be t20i at the Olympics)
>England is LITERALLY the reason that the CWC format is fucked (and they still got BTFO anyway)
Wont disagree with you, everyone knows giles Clarke is a cunt, if i remember correctly MPs are asking him to come to parliament to explain exactly what his fucking job is these days as well...
>England is LITERALLY the reason that Ireland doesn't have Test status
Disagree la, england are the only test side that consistently play Ireland and have been vouching for them for years, just the other year Australia came for an ashes tour and decided to play Scotland but not Ireland as they were scared of an upset... it should be mandatory for all touring sides to england to play Ireland at some point
>England is LITERALLY gutting South African cricket
Kolpak rules have thankfully been changed to reduce this madness
I appreciate you've made a good argument though rather than just going hurr durr fuck off saffer :)
>>66269602
said it from the start
>>66269670
australia played ireland last year
>>66269670
>and dick pound
i still cant get over the fact that this name unironically exists
>>66269670
Unless ireland get test status they are dead no matter what, as soon as they get test status teams get forced to play them and their best players won't fuck off to >us. morgan left for a shot at test cricket, which he fucked up anyways
Just went out for a bit. All the roads are fucking empty.
>Ashwin didnt bowl out
is Dhoni actually retarded?
>>66269769
>morgan left for a shot at test cricket, which he fucked up anyways
>yfw Morgan is playing like Tests in t20
>>66269781
Was wondering the same thing.
>>66269779
yeah your board made them all into turners you cunt
Just oiled my bat lads
Is it just me or does Ashwin look like Yaya Toure?
>>66269806
lol
>>66269806
kek
>>66269812
Make sure you work it all the up to the stem m8
Pakistan to win desu
http://strawpoll.me/7123935
http://strawpoll.me/7123935
>probably the biggest turner in the history of t20
>Pakistan picked 4(FOUR) DUDE SPEED LMAO bowlers
This shit cannot be made up. Did they think this game was in Brisbane?
>>66269700
should have made clear i was referring to 2013
theres also no plan to play them in 2019
if you go back year by year:
Aus did play an odi but didnt play a t20 in 2015
NZ didn't play a t20 or odi
India didn't play any odis or t20s in 2014
Sl played an odi but no t20
NZ and aus didn't play any odis or t20s in 2013
Sa and WI didn't play any odis or t20s in 2012
(Bangladesh did play a t20 series though)
SL and Ind didn't play a t20 or odi series in 2011
(pak played a couple of odis though, but only because no one wanted to play Pakistan - even Zimbabwe got a rare test match)
2010:
Pakistan didn't play any t20s or odis
You cant blame england for Irelands stunted development when they are the only side who will play Ireland other than the very occasional odi v aus... compare this to Sl and India who play about 10-15 ODIs vs each other every year
>>66269905
Let's just say that this kind of match would have hundreds of millions of dollars in gambling on the line.
>>66269905
it might seam at least a bit, and a bit's all you need
>beating india in india with spin
pakistan don't have a krejza
>>66269602
thanks tubbs
>there are people in this thread who unironically think football is better than cricket
>>66269769
even if they get test status theres no guarantee they will get any cricket anyway... the FTP is an absolute joke, look how little cricket Bangladesh and Zimbabwe get as "minnow test nations" but then look at SA. best team in the world for years and had a 12 month period of no cricket... and also had India pull out of a series last minute costing us billions of rupees
>>66269943
Its also just Irelands fault for not scheduling games
Afghanistan played a five match ODI series against Zimbabwe recently, and won.
that is the kind of thing Ireland should be doing
if Afghanistan can get games, Im sure Ireland could as well.
>>66269971
Football is better. But I would have to say non-American football is not better.
>>66269752
>amir has spent more days in jail than on a cricket pitch
>>66269895
Inshallah Mashallah Bismillah Alhamdulillah Jazakallah Na'auzubillah Ya Rahmakallah Barakallah
Can you pakistani's/Indians say something funny plz
>>66270049
boys will do well
>>66269427
Literally name one sport that is 'CLEAN'.
>inb4 curling
Whoever loses the game will lose
>>66270074
something funny plz
>>66270080
It was second ball. Close enough.
>A-Amir again...
>>66270080
damn
>>66270074
bhenchod
>>66270111
It was third
>>66270074
something funny plz
>>66270080
*CHA CHING*
>>66270111
no it was third
>>66270012
They have tried, their players and board have made it known on numerous occasions that the test nations have absolutely no interest, if you look at the major nations (the big 8) they have played 0 T20is against those sides and only 3? odis against teams that aren't england
2 v aus and 1 v sl
thats piss poor in a 7 year period
im pretty sure Scotland have played more during that period and i know for a fact Afghanistan have due to the asia cup...
this lanky guy is sick
>square turner
>Pakistan using a lanklet 140 kp/h bowler who cant bowl a line and length
so painful
>>66270190
Shieeet
>>66270204
he looks pretty healthy to me m8
if YOU are shorter than him. YOU are a manlet
they're gonna chase this in around 15 overs
>>66270266
wonder how big his johnson is
kek. I was just about ready to call this match a fix there
AMIR PLEASE
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Based Amir getting Roshit's wicket
>Nohit
>>66270266
>tfw 5'5
a-aleast I live in a manlet country
BASED PAKIS
great catch
>ROSHIT
>roSHIT
>>66270352
Lmao 6'2 here
V-I-R-A-T
>>66270352
God (Sachin) was 5'5" aswell so you're right m8
it's seaming
india are fucked
>>66270373
Pls m8, no bullying
>>66270399
Dubs don't lie
>Those SEEEEEETHING casuals saying Amir would be shit
JOJ
>>66270440
5'7'' here
wish I was 5'9''
1 FOR 7
>>66270318
Read that as Mitch his Johnson lad.
>not even displaying Bangladesh
LOL
>tfw 6'3" god
Is Shitcunt Dhawan, dare I say it, not elite?
>>66270527
>implying they're relevant.
>>66270527
fuk u pig 3
>>66270567
although I say that, I'm paki and I dated a Bengali.
>6'1" at 18
>"Fuck yeah, I'm going to be tall as fuck"
>Stop growing
>tfw
>>66270613
No one cares
>>66270613
COOL BLOG, SUBBED.
Fuck Sami
fuck sake
6 FOR 14
>shitar
>>66270717
NOT ANYMORE
Based Sami
SAMMIIIIIII FUCK YES
>>66269817
No, I noticed this a while ago and haven't been able to shake it since.
Or to be more precise he looks like the product of breeding yaya toure with rowan atkinson.
>>66270717
>(you)
>That complete fucking silence
Come on Pakime.
Good fucking riddance. Fuck dhawan
WE HAVE A CHANCE
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>spinners only
>fast bowlers won't prosper
stupid pakis
AYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYYAAA
>dhawan
>implying dhawan out doesn't help india
should have left the spud in tbqh
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K
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SAMI
SAMI ON A RAMPAGE
BASED PAKISTAN
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
BASED SAMI
HOLY FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS NIGGA HE WNT SUPER SAIYAN ALL OF A SUDDEN
Getting flashbacks of the NZ match here lads
HAHAHAHAHA
THE CITY OF INDIAN BATTING
OH SHIT
NUCLEAR WAR IMMINENT
>commentators shitting on the selection of Sami all game
who's laughing now
>>66270798
>silence
No. These were me >>66270717 >>66270762
GUYYYYYSS!!!
Dubs for hat-trick.
CURRIES BTFO
SAMI GOAT SAMI GOAT
QUACK QUACK
HABBENING HABBENING HABBENING
trips confirm hattrick
>>66270883
these dubs confirm
SCARED
Fug
fuck yeah time for shane alfredo
THAT'S SOME SERIOUS DOSH
>Just got a a call on my phone
>Its some Indian guy saying my windows 10 has been infected
>Hang up immediately
>mass suicides reported across india, streets being clogged with poo, superpower plan delayed
>not a pitch for pacers
Has /cric/ ever been right?
MEME BOWLER
>afridi leggies
Based.
Might go on a quick Maccas run
Do you think if you're in the crowd you get used to the smell eventually, or do you think you notice it the entire match?
KOHLI
H3y G|_|y5 P4kÃŽ$t4/\/ \/\/1lL l053
based amir
>>66271144
Double dubs confirm
>>66271144
>(you)
>>66271144
I don't know what this is meant to be, but I'm offended anyway.
>>66271144
STFU faggot. I'll kill you and your whole family. Including your brother's newly born baby girl.
>>66268435
normie memes
>Virat kohli average while chasing
>100
Absolutely madman
>>66271219
reeeeeeee
Lads is banter the best man made creation?
>>66271165
>>66271175
3/\/gL4/\/D \/\/1lL \/\/1N
5cR33n c4p tH1$
>>66271255
>dubs again
How does he keep getting away with this
>>66271249
Nah m8 your dads arsehole is
What stream are the cool kids watching?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH KOHLI GET OUT
>>66271296
Its on GEM m8
>>66271255
They won't
>>66271301
Fuck off mohamed
>>66271301
Fuck u too m8
Can I watch your sport please India?
>>66271285
He's quite clearly a l33t haxx0r m8
>>66271320
t. pajeet
>>66271296
Extracover . Info
>>66271314
>comic sans
another OUT! pakis building the pressure. poo collapse imminent?
>>66271314
>That font
Kys
![[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_16.07_[2016.03.11_23.24.23].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wJcvWwP.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 16.07 [2016.03.11 23.24.23]")
>>66271347
>>66271340
Atleast I'm not a muslim
Okay, let's put the rhetoric aside and get around the negotiating table.
Pak vs India in ICC tournaments ends with Pakistan losing and that is what will happen.
>>66271320
>>66271323
t. prakash lundwala
>>66269943
Nice poem, very deep.
>>66271333
Please watch our sport
![[Over-Time] Kamen Rider Drive - 43 [D82A7970].mkv_snapshot_11.27_[2015.08.24_13.48.26].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pARIann.jpg "[Over-Time] Kamen Rider Drive - 43 [D82A7970].mkv snapshot 11.27 [2015.08.24 13.48.26]")
>>66271388
>>66271399
Eww wtf?
Question to Pakis and Pooinloos:
Why are you single? Is it because you have no sister or female cousin to marry?
Its my birthday today
>>66271446
Happy birthday, comrade.
>>66271446
God you're old
>>66271446
prove it
>>66271439
G A Y H I N D
>>66271440
Yeah
>>66271333
PLEASE
>>66271440
It's my girlfriend's birthday today
>>66271440
here's your reply
PAKISTAN WILL LOSE.
How does it feel lads
>>66271440
I AM INTO BIG BIHARI LUNDS
>>66271446
Happy accident day
>>66271479
>gf
is she qt?
>>66271479
how old is her son tho
>>66271446
Happy birthday friendo
>>66271446
Hope you pluck up the courage to finally end your sorry existence mate.
>>66271457
>comrade.
Corbyn get out of here.
>>66271479
Will your parents make you spend time with your sister as it's her birthday?
>>66271466
>>66271399
Why the fuck have you stored these images?
Im getting some gyprock installed for my birthday
>>66271509
for banter
>>66271440
Question to nazis
why are all your women going with turks?
>>66271493
>tfw your gfs son is also your nephew
Paki feels.
who is winning?
>>66271509
Sexy strong and big indian males
>>66271531
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>66271487
Big bihari lunds? Translate
>>66271509
funposting purposes
>>66271531
ALL ME
>>66271509
Nothing wrong with some friendly nip suck among the lads.
>>66271555
Bihar is a state, Lund means dick
>>66271531
india 59-3 pakistan
>>66271531
PLEASE WATCH OUT SPORT
(India will win)
>>66271568
That's German...
>>66271556
wtf
now i know why they call it the sub-continent
>>66271531
Please watch our sport Mohammad
is yuvraj actually any good after cancer?
>>66271568
FUCKING FUCK WHY
>>66271578
>ywn suck ranbir kapoor's nipples
kill me
>>66271446
Happy Birthday mate
>>66271440
Hans please with the racism here you can't marry in same lineage, cousins and second cousins don't into come into picture.
Also what are you doing here don't have to watch your country get cucked because of pent up guilt.
>>66271579
lmao Lund is a city here in Sweden
>>66271614
NICE FACE ANON
>>66271621
P E N I S
E
N
I
S
>>66271621
Lund means grove in Swedish
>>66271531
Please pay attention to our sport.
>>66271621
It's a city in burgerland too
>>66271667
blease watch our sport
So yesterday the commentators were talking about how much the pitch makes a difference for the England SA game, and how that was so high scoring.
Is that really true, or was the batting just awesome/bowling shitty between those 2 teams yesterday?
>>66271582
>there's an actual German watching
Warum?
>>66271617
>Hans please with the racism here you can't marry in same lineage, cousins and second cousins don't into come into picture.
50% of Pakistan is inbred my friend. Also I'm British, everyone non casual knows the shitposting German flag is me.
>70-3
pakistan should try to score more goals imho
>>66271414
>>66271546
>>66271473
>>66271674
>Im new
why is this a thing?
>>66271676
Actually there's two lakes near where I live called Big Dick lake and Little Dick lake.
KILL KOHLI
>>66271682
Oh, you are Pakistani too haha
>>66271701
maybe you could watch our sport and find out?
>It's an India beats Pakistan at ICC tournament episode
>>66271713
You live closer to Little Dick lake don't you
>>66271682
needed something to do while drinking
>>66271681
The pitch governs how teams bowl. The outfield is also super important.
Is Lolhi the new Sachin?
KOHLIFLOWER
>>66271679
>>66271674
>>66271595
>>66271586
>>66271546
Cleanliness is an important aspect in my life. Based on that, which team should i support in this match?
>>66271682
>everyone non casual
Visiting in cric generals except for WC or big tourneys why?
Also implying Caliphate of GB is better.
>>66271701
Who are you quoting
Is Shoaib Malik related to Faridah Malik
ded
POOPEESTAN ON SUICIDE WATCH
Katwe on suicide watch lmfao
>>66271681
yesterday=flat=good for batting
today=raging turner=shit for batting/good for bowling
>>66271745
Neither of these teams because they're both filthy curries tbqh
>>66271745
The Quran commands the Muslims to maintain good hygiene. So Pakistan I guess.
>>66271770
WAR SOON FAGGOT.
WAIT TILL I GRAB KOHLI AND SHOVE MY CRICKET BAT UP HIS ARSE. I WILL FUCKING HIT HIS BALLS WITH MY HANDS AND CRUSH THEM.
I WILL BREAK AND BURN ALL CRICKET BATS IN INDIA.
>>66271728
What are you drinking? I've tried almost every pils on offer in Germany. What is the best in your opinion?
Support England as we are Europes team (even meet the paki quota with 2 in our team).
>>66271750
Erm, comfy test match shit posting fun time with Goosey, trump hat guy, daniel and friends?
GUYS TWEET ASKING DHONI FOR HIS FAVOURITE MEME
fuck off yuvi
New thread where
>>66271822
drinking wine now.
>I've tried almost every pils on offer in Germany. What is the best in your opinion?
my favourite is berliner kindl, but i guess that's just because that's the beer i grew up with. if you're the guy living in/near hamburg, i think astra is alright
Who does she support in India-Pak matches?
Based Wahab
>>66271851
>implying
RIP YUVRAJ
FUCK AFRIDI
THIS IS FUCKING RETARDED
THIS FAGGOT GOES OUT FOR 6 AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, COMES TO FUCKING BOWL WHEN WE WERE BUILDING PRESSURE ON THE POOS
FUCK THIS GAY CURRY NIGGER CRICKET SHIT
FUCK POONDIA AND THEIR FUCKING PITCHES
IM OUT
IM FUCKING OUT OF THIS SHITTY CURRYNIGGER THIRD-WORLDER SPORT.
POOLAPSE IMMINENT
GTFO YUVRAJ
>>66271819
>kekistan
>>66271873
My dick lel
![[Over-Time] Kamen Rider Drive - 43 [D82A7970].mkv_snapshot_03.31_[2015.08.24_13.38.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T8PSdRA.jpg "[Over-Time] Kamen Rider Drive - 43 [D82A7970].mkv snapshot 03.31 [2015.08.24 13.38.49]")
>>66271892
>>66271873
>Doubles specialist
>my tweet asking why a jumped up little paddy was england captain wasn't read out to morgan yesterday
>AFRIDI
>>66271822
>Erm, comfy test match shit posting fun time with Goosey, trump hat guy, daniel and friends?
Fair enough but there are only a few test matches of that caliber.
Also it will be over in 2 overs.
>>66271871
oh, and rothaus is good as well
QANDEEL BALOCH STRIP INCOMING
HE'S GETTING BOOM BOOMED
>>66271871
>if you're the guy living in/near hamburg
Yeah I am, both of those beers are pretty shitty, especially astra.
Best cheap beer is Paderbourner, I also like Paulander, Jever but also buy Czech beer often.
I really like Keller bier too, it's the only Flensburger I like (where I am).
You can opt out of a helmet? How common is that?
>>66271976
you should meet up with him and have bum fun
>>66271989
when spinners bowl its quite common
>>66271989
Not very, only Dhoni does it now a days
>>66271989
anytime, but it's like anything to batsmen, they get used to something and absolutetely despise change even if it would be objectively better to
>>66271989
Only edgy meme lords do it to spin.
>>66272001
The poor guy has been on the wrong end of an invasion enough, he doesn't need my schweineslange up his chuff.
>>66271892
Calm down Khalistan
>>66271976
yeah, i'm more of a wine drinker. i usually just get karlkrone (aldi) or turmbräu (rewe/penny) if i want a beer
>>66272001
i don't live in hamburg
KOHLI PLS STOP
PAK have lost this.
GG shittyndia
boom boom boom let me hear you say poooo
>>66272091
>boom boom boom
i want you in my room
AFRIDI, DO IT FOR THE WHORE.
how braindead can the pakis get? you don't allow batsmen to take easy singles. paki inbreeding showing
KOHLI
O
H
L
I
>>66272075
t-t-thank you.
EAST OR WEST
INDIA IS THE BEST
Gib good indian porn stars lads, no memes like priya rai pls
poo in loos win a match solely due to shit captaincy
![Ore Monogatari!! - 20 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_07.17_[2015.08.20_21.11.56].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n9jCVPi.jpg "Ore Monogatari!! - 20 [720p][AAC].mp4 snapshot 07.17 [2015.08.20 21.11.56]")
ogre
KOHLI PLS
>Birmingham beating Yorkshire AGAIN
Only Brits will get.
>>66272053
Are you a homosex? I thought wine was for fags and middle aged women? Alcohol is so cheap here which is great. Cheaper than soda even.
>>66272118
get on omegle or chat roulette
>>66272113
>It's another kohli carries the whole team episode.
ELECTRIC
KOHLIFLOWER
If Virat Kohli moved at a low velocity, he'd be Virat Slowly.
>>66272147
no. are you from the north of england?
Its my birthday today
>>66272200
Happy Birthday
>Lolhi anchors the innings
>MS DOS comes in and scores a DLF MAXIMUS and gathers all the plaudits
what made afridi think he should bowl 4 fucking overs?
>>66272200
Happy Birthday mate.
>>66272200
Sad Deathnight
>>66272196
Nah from the nothingness in East Anglia.
>>66272200
Yeah, you said mate.
>>66272200
Happy birthday m8. Where's the party?
>>66272222
Quads confirm.
>>66272153
there are never indian girls there
reminder that the winner of this game will be knocked out by australia
MS DOS WITH THE WALLOP
Wait, are there fewer overs this match or something? I missed the first half, but there's 18 balls left at the 15th over.
>>66272222
You literally can not make this shit up
>>66272222
Quints of truth
RIP
PARKISTAN
fuck this gay earth
>>66272288
Oh, never mind, did they get all 10 out?
>>66272288
Rain
Oh toh poor pakistani lmfao, when will you learn. You can never beat us
>>66272332
The game was shortened to 18 overs
![[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_07.20_[2016.03.11_23.12.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gSZMYyt.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 07.20 [2016.03.11 23.12.53]")
>>66272314
P-pakistan can still advance to the semis
>>66272288
They reduced it so they could fit in a half hour presentation
I fucking hate this shitty game.
>>66272360
no they can't, they blew it. that was their only fucking chance and they blew it
stupid fucking paki bastards
>>66272360
You watch too much anime anon.
>>66272388
Implying Poopeland won't bottle it and lose to Bangladesh.
![[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_19.15_[2016.03.11_23.27.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wEPKsiq.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Digimon Adventure tri - 07 [720p].mkv snapshot 19.15 [2016.03.11 23.27.47]")
>>66272388
Just need to beat to NZ and AUS. How hard can that be
>the mauka mauka ads will continue
You had one job Pakistan
>>66272389
No, I don't
>>66272410
Not now that the based BCCI has just banned the 2 best Bangladeshi bowlers.
BASED BIG 3
GOOD GAME
>>66272440
>bangaladeshi
>good bowlers
>fireworks in the neighborhood
We haven't won the fucking cup you idiots.
![[HorribleSubs] Ojisan to Marshmallow - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.44_[2016.01.08_01.57.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5EMbenK.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Ojisan to Marshmallow - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 01.44 [2016.01.08 01.57.53]")
>losing 1.751 NRR
wew
>>66272430
Anything cool this season beside the furry bear anime, JJBA, BNHA and Ushio no tora?
Just give >us the trophy now
memely memeing up the meme match yet again.
You stoopid Paki gits, I could have been watching a real sport. Sod it, I'm off
>>66272474
Same here. Lajpat Nagar going totally cray
>>66272490
>JJBA
>good
Shit taste desu.
Also
>Ushio to Tora
>this season
>>66272474
>>66272514
It's relatively quite here only a few in background.
>>66272474
not everyone's such a downer like you, my man.
>>66272490
Spring didn't start yet. And nothing really catches my interest besides second season of ConRevo and Sakamoto desu ga adaptation
>>66272514
Heard like one or two rockets go off in my area. Dwarka (Delhi) is pretty quite like always.
>>66272534
>JJBA
>not good
Get good taste anon.
Also I think there is Unt season 2 next season(spring).
Today's match aside, how far do you guys think india can go into the tournament this time?
Mauka mauka haha
>>66272490
>>66272534
>>66272585
>still watching seasonals
>not stepping up and watching doramas
>>66272586
>Dwarka
>Delhi
Choose one and only one
11 (eleven) - 0
Fuck yes
>>66272585
>Sakamoto desu ga
Good, now we might get manga translations.
fuck pakistan's decision to go with all quicks was retarded
>>66272656
There's some I'd really like to watch but barely any get subbed.
>>66268623
who is this semen demon?
![Itsuka Kono Koi wo Omoidashite Kitto Naite Shimau EP02 720p HDTV x264 AAC-DoA.mkv_snapshot_00.01_[2016.03.19_23.12.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qwgiKwt.jpg "Itsuka Kono Koi wo Omoidashite Kitto Naite Shimau EP02 720p HDTV x264 AAC-DoA.mkv snapshot 00.01 [2016.03.19 23.12.12]")
>>66272656
>implying
>>66272627
Think >we will lose to Poopelia and get knocked out.
Not sure desu
>>66272695
There's an official release for it
http://www.gomanga.com/books/havent-you-heard-im-sakamoto/604
I'm back lads. Great win by Kohli against Pakistan today.
>>66272804
Thanks anon, I have till vol three.
>>66272738
http://pastebin.com/YtK9gFDb
I have a lot of anime backlog stacked up too. I don't know if I'll ever finish
>>66272943
>26 posts in 9 days
>>66273009
who are you coating?
>>66273080
i'm coating ur mum's tits with my semen
Getting cucked by Kohli yet again.
When will you kattus learn?
>>66272232
It's okay Wasim, go get some rest.
Well done team. We did it. We beat the bad guys.
good night friends. I'm canadian now
>>66276555
Fuck off Paki
LAST
A
S
T
>>66277979
>implying
>>66277979
fuck you poojeet pajeet singh a song adurka durka durk
>>66277979
>>66278796
>>66279664
kek
KEK
K E K
