Official NRL Saturday Thread #2
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Earlier result
Canberra Raiders drew with the Newcastle Knights 24-24
Games to come:
Penrith Panthers vs Brisbane Broncos
Kickoff imminent
Wests Tigers vs Gold Coast Titans
Kickoff at 9:30pm AEDT
First for WalkBro
walkcunt on suicide watch
Elite opinion: the panthers jersey looks great with this new gold colour instead of that teal shit they had
lets get this bad boy to 420
WalkGod on next PM watch
M I L F O R D
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>>66262231
That's an ad m8, not officially part of the club colours.
This will be 40+
>>66262231
nice "opoonion" you have there
broncs on premiership watch
Parker needs to be dropped as kicker
>4 posts early
autism
Reminder that losing a grand final is more embarrassing than winning the spoon.
Which teams have near perfect discipline?
Well I think it's safe to say hunt hasn't recovered from his grand final performance
It's strange seeing the Broncos be a decent team again after almost a decade of mediocrity.
Who /BBC slave/ here?
Brisbane are GOAT improvising team
>>66262280
Seething newcunt
>>66262268
Storm
Gillett is always good for a few errors. Hate this ugly bogan.
>>66262294
Agreed.
>>66262302
Based
Based Chrissy doing us proud lads
>>66262302
That error completely changed the momentum of the game.
is matt moylan still injured from last year?
Milford makes plays look way too easy
>he doesn't have Milford in his team
Langer probably gets paid 70k to hand water bottles to players
I hate Boyd so much
>>66262346
Why
Reminder that Boyd literally raped a girl in a toilet
>>66262344
He calls all the plays too m8
>>66262283
/nrl/
>>66262361
what's his role
Broncgods defense at it again
>that Brisbane defence
>>66262365
t. newcunt
>>66262365
On-field coach
>>66262219
Retarded file name that proves you are a newcunt.
It's a staple of these threads to deliberately choose action shots that have players who are no longer part of the team.
Literally JUST fuck my shit up familia
tfw Roosters fan
pretty soft for brisbane really
That try was on Blacked Peed
Dumb player
>le fastest man over 20 metres
Jack Reed is the slowest centre in the comp and is garbage in defence.
>Chickenkid captained Croker
CCC m8 lel
>>66262407
I've seen him stop time really good potential tries.
>>66262407
Jack Reed is an international rep m8
>>66262416
Yeah, for brisbane
kek
Matt Gillett is the best backrower, after Burgess, in the NRL
this fact is indisputable
>>66262424
t. walkGOD
Roberts is being under utilised IMO
>>66262424
meme line runner and nothing else
>tfw no gf
>>66262424
Joe Burgess is a winger m8
broncucks games are so shit
>>66262423
Haha
Wallace should retire
>>66262432
absolutely casual opinion
He is an all round great player
>>66262443
iktfb
>>66262447
This, I've already retired to my room and decided to watch shit on twitch instead
>>66262453
This
What a shit show that was
is roberts the barba of 2016?
If you don't know who Komarovsky is you are a newcunt.
broncos will score 36 imo
>>66262453
>>66262460
>05.33
>06.35
quit samefagging walkcunt
Clear obstruction there and didn't even check it.
smdh
Friendly reminder that if Brisbane lost Miflord, Hunt, Boyd, Parker, Thaiday, Reed and Gillett they would be doing worse than the Roosters currently are.
Trent GODinson on Immortal watch
>>66262458
>watching people play video games
this is how I separate the kids from the men
>>66262476
>poosters "banter"
>>66262477
Men don't play or watch video games.
>>66262476
So half the team? Kill yourself.
>>66262476
Friendly reminder poosters are literally last on the ladder.
>implying McGuire is a "young front rower"
He's 26 and this is his 8th season
If you don't know who Ozge Tufan is, you are a Newcunt.
>>66262477
still better than watching Broncos games
>>66262484
yes which is equivalent to what the Roosters have lost. They would be floundering hopelessly even worse than the Roosters
Has Ben Hunt, dare I say, redeemed himself?
>poosters have unironically had more success over the past decade than the broncucks
Fartshite is spilling some serious spaghetti tonight
>i didn't fall for the milford meme
any academics here? trying to write essays and its difficult
but on the up side theres footy on with a juggernaut versing a shithouse bogan westie redneck team
>>66262496
No. What (He) did can never be undone until (He) wins Brisbane a grand final.
>>66262498
kys saxon aka gatecuck aka josh reynolds aka matt aka joel aka ivan aka darren
>>66262505
just copy and paste and then alter the phrasing and use synonyms, if you have a turn it in program
How to get (You)s: change all your statements to questions
Why is this "poomunity" so shit?
>had milford, mbye, tedesco, papalii in my sc team
>traded them out after round 1 team list tuesday
This hurts so much
Is Ben Hannant Ben Hunts father?
>>66262503
>I did
>>66262505
>this butt-blasted pooster cuck trying to start an off-topic "discussion"
>>66262498
1 premiership each
>inb4 B-BUT LOOK AT ALL THOSE GRAND FINALS WE LOST!
>>66262510
kek
http://www.baka.com.au/world/why-smart-people-are-better-off-with-fewer-friends-20160319-gnma12.html
knew it lads. science verifies it. goybook is bad for people who can spell.
thats why cooper cronk is such a loner. hes a genius that cunt.
>>66262517
3 Minor Premierships in a row
A true competition would reward the best team over the entire season, not just who gets lucky at the end
>this cunt in full damage control mode over the broncucks boring play style
KEK
>>66262524
Even Cooper has a gf tho.
I wish I had a qt3.14 gf to hang out with on weekends instead of posting on here.
>>66262526
A true championship team would keep up their good form in the finals and not make excuses when they choke
>>66262536
injuries are just bad luck, the Roosters were the dominant side over the entire season and then had to go into a meme finals series understrength
>>66262517
KEK, Broncucks have ZERO premierships this past decade
2007 - none
2008 - none
2009 - none
2010 - none
2011 - none
2012 - none
2013 - didn't even make the finals kek
2014 - none
2015 - none
2016 - none
Meanwhile the Roosters have one premiership, one runner up, one world club challenge, and three minor premierships.
>tfw got oneitis
fly the flag walk with pride we're standing tall
>>66262529
its shit mate its fun for a week but then she wants to spend time with her friends and wants you to come
you dont get a gf you get a prostitute who wants to go on dates
>>66262529
Based shigcunt
>>66262536
>broncucks fan talking about choking
lmao
>>66262544
fucking hell, it really looks terrible when you put it down like that
>>66262542
A true championship team would have the depth and heart to cover injuries
Bennett must be FUMING on the inside.
>errors
>not taking the 2
>entertainment
>>66262549
I would come, it would break up the monotony of hanging out with my m8s or posting on here.
All my mates talk about are their own girl problems and Supercoach.
>>66262545
its the default setting of the mind mate. i read a post on asktrp about it.
youve gotta teach your mammalian brain abundance mentality in summary
>>66262557
we all know that isn't true, it ultimately comes down to who is healthiest and has the most momentum once the finals start.
>>66262544
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Broncucks Ltd on pooicide watch
>>66262555
I'm not a Broncos fan you retarded fucking cunt
literally kill yourself for being so fucking stupid
>>66262561
all her friends talk about are their relationship problems / shopping / holidays / their babies
its shit everywhere. all you can do is find people you can relate to... like her...
we are the class of young males who dont give a shit about that anymore. the internet made small talk useless.
>>66262545
>tfw starting to develop feelings for a chick at work
I already know it's a terrible idea. Going to try to not engage with her for a while.
>>66262544
>2006
>>66262577
thats called exposer attraction or someshit.
basically you become attracted to anyone you see frequently. science bitch.
>get comprehensively BTFO
>i-i'm not a b-b-bronc-cos f-fan I s-swear
lmao
>it's a 'poosters fans desperately try to upset broncos supporters during their game, despite having been exposed' thread
>>66262583
>2006
>this decade
Broncucks fans showing once again just how retarded they are.
>>66262544
Absolute KEK.
Broncucks comprehensively BTFO.
They've literally won NOTHING the past decade, unless they have something in the juniors.
>>66262589
when you have had the sustained success and have as much history as the Roosters you have really earned the right to shitpost
I can't hold it against them honestly
>>66262586
>science bitch
kys redditor
What's with all this broncos hate?
>>66262595
We've won State of Origin a few times
>>66262586
>science bitch
Hahahahahahahahahahaha no.
>>66262604
Pooster "fans" jealous and furious as fuck that they will NEVER be a big time club
Broncucks are a dirty, cap cheating side, with scum players and get favourable treatment from the NRL.
No surprise everyone hates them 2bh.
>>66262604
just poosterbitch seething through his rags
>>66262611
How many State of Origins have the Brisbane Broncos won m8?
>>66262616
Given all the favourable treatment, easy schedule and salary cap concessions they get, it's pretty embarrassing that they haven't actually won anything the past 10 years 2bh.
>>66262586
I seriously hope you meant 'exposure' but yeah, science.
I can't really help the exposure right now, but I can limit the interaction. I'm sure this shit will pass soon.
That cameraman should be fired for what he just did
Reminder in the last 2 years the Poosters have been eliminated by their 2 most hated rivals
you CANNOT be anymore beta than that
>>66262424
>>66262432
gillett doesn't have shit on beau scott
it makes me laugh how a team that literally has half of Queensland to themselves has had less success than a team from Bondi over the past decade
How does that even happen?
Reminder that the Melbourne Storm are the most successful NRL team of the past decade.
3 premierships
3 runner ups
3 minor premierships
2 (?) world club challenges
>muh salary cap
Keep crying
>>66262646
Good post.
>>66262642
Well, the Cowboys simply don't have enough money/corporate support to compete with a big club like the Roosters m8.
>>66262646
Reminder the Storm is literally QLD: the team
Daniel "The Contortionist" Vidot
Was that the best nickname of all time?
Gillett once again showing how shit he is.
>>66262657
>Roosters
>"""""""""Big""""""""" club
KEK
>>66262665
el magic is goat m8
Is there any team that has played all 108 seasons of Rugby League? Would be pretty amazing if there was
Reminder that the Roosters have the most corporate support of all NRL teams.
Other sides can't compete with our coffers.
all this shit posting is making me feel ill
>>66262678
Rugby League has been around for 120 years m8
Soft penalty influenced by the "crowd".
Friendly reminder that Dally Messenger is the best player of all time
>woll smoth
nice shot in the rear
>he doesn't have Cartwright in his sc side
>>66262626
is normal man, cant fight it. just dont shit where you eat, dont be a dickhead, that fucks you over.
>>66262717
Sangster detected
>>66262612
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mere-exposure_effect
fuck youre a dumbcunt
say something now you stupid motherfucker
you dumb cunt i hope you fucking die
>>66262717
>completely average score inflated by a lucky try
Yeah, nah, you can have him m8.
>>66262726
back to /r/eddit you neil degrassi tyson loving fuck
>>66262726
The fact that you still don't see the problem is quite funny.
40-0
KEK
>>66262734
yeah dumb cunt run your mouth before you get punched in it
talk shit get hit
nerd faggot
>Floperts
Copley has unironically had a better season than this boong
That ref is jacked
>>66262742
Excuse me? Are you talking to me?
>>66262742
#REKT
Get the fuck out of here Poo Peewi
>Listening to radio
>Commentator says 'Latiwhore'
KEK
>tfw I have no idea what's going on in this thread
>>66262742
this is a safe space mods will not tolerate threats of violence you have been warned
Do you hate me?
Sean here. What's happening in this thread.
>>66262739
Wait, did this actually happen?
Anybody else have awkward conversations about Trump with coworkers and family?
Pretty sick of having to agree with some of the retarded shit they come out with
>>66262642
because there is a lot more to a good team than how much clay you own
>>66262764
I try to steer clear of any political discussion with people in real life.
Too many people just follow trends and can't back up their "opinions".
>>66262761
Literally Who
>>66262764
I just hate Australia soaking up American culture bullshit. It means nothing to me.
>>66262764
i just say hes changed political performance and australia will see a recreation soon
dont give a fuck about his policies the fuck do i care im not muslim or mexican doesnt effect me at all
>peter wallace runs behind his own player for 10m
>no obstruction called
>>66262777
Name one aspect of American culture that Australia has soaked up
>>66262777
American politics have a greater effect than any other nations on the world at large and you're a simpleton for not paying attention to them.
>>66262753
>listening to the wavy jew
good goy
>>66262764
Why do people care anyway. I hate the media.
/pol/ Ltd.
So so happy that the Cowboys won last year, hope wayne bennett chokes on his cheerios
>>66262764
both parents agree australia needs a trump
>>66262763
Poosters m8
>>66262784
Australian media is obsessed with American culture. If you can't see that than you're a blind dumb cunt who's caught up in it all.
>>66262797
>/pol/ runs the nrl
>/nrl/ runs 4chan
>It's a ruled on a forward pass decision episode
>>66262805
Nice logical fallacy you have there, friend.
Care to try again?
>>66262805
>challenged to name ONE example
>can't even name one
>>66262805
>still no actual examples
kys
great game tbf(fucking)h
>>66262816
Definitely
DWZ is so overrated
Pretty elite defence from Kahu
hi
Jack Reed is soft as fuck
>>66262809
>>66262811
>>66262814
>obsessed with Justin Bieber
>Pathetically try and make carbon copies
>Cody Simpson
>inb4 he's Canadian, lives in America
>slack peed
>>66262822
played it perfectly, was lucky he had the man coming from the inside to cover if he stepped though
Jack reed looks like he's in a perpetual state of crying
>>66262805
>LE FUGG LE UHHMURIKA XDXD
Pat mata'utia on making 70k this week watch
>>66262831
You're just using false equivalences from shit you see on 4chan and social media.
>>66262824
Hi Walkbro
>>66262841
this shit is on 9,10 and 7 every single day
HOLY SHIT
>>66262845
>LE FUGG LE GOMMERSHUL NEDWURKS XDXD
Jack Reed being a soft cock cost Brisbane this game.
11. Cartwright
12. Cordner
13. Jackson
>implying this shouldn't be the NSW backrow from now on
>LE FUGG LE MEDIA XDXD
Remember that Panthers Broncos game 2 years ago where both teams scored like 50 points?
BRONKEKS LTD STOCK DWINDLING
SELL SELL SELL
>>66262861
>can't come up with an argument
>shit post instead
>WalkCunts teams have both let 16 point leads slip against 0-2 teams.
>>66262868
Bait
>>66262868
Who's Jackson?
>>66262872
SELLING MY GRONKOS SHIT NOW
>>66262872
the stock is completely illiquid
>>66262845
Now you're citing the media for your examples of Australian's soaking up American culture...
I don't know if you're just trolling or an actual tin foil hat wearing moron at this point.
>>66262882
>>66262868
Literally who : the back line
>>66262871
Link
>>66262868
>jackson
>not fensom
>>66262882
>>66262883
>>66262889
le Byrd, Heffmen and Gallel are ELITE XDDDDD
>>66262864
sleep tight catter
>>66262883
Hastings
>vossy doesn't know the rules
kickers are having a shocker today 2bh
>>66262889
>back line
BroncGods shares on muscular dividends watch
>>66262886
Are you legitimately stupid? If you haven't been living under a rock and pay attention to even a little bit of the news you'd see the obsession with America. I'm not going to cite thousands of different news articles.
Who /captainedCartwright/here?
>>66262897
Paul Carter senpai, Tyson Frizell senpai, Wade Graham senpai, where all the yung bloods senpai?
they better than Josh "Vanilla" Jackson.
McGuire has been amazing tonight.
JUST
maire martin contender for /hm/ XIII desu
KEK panthers will get an undeserved second chance for a field goal
Fuck Soward is a retard
>>66262913
Jackson is Dallas Johnson lite. NSW need that kind of player, fuck picking cocnuts like Frizell.
Graham is a good shout but the three listed are all superior at this point
>>66262898
thank you josh.
>>66262913
I don't know about Paul Carter, the other two should at least get a chance.
>Ben hunt loses ball again
>field goal
I'd commit suicide.
>>66262911
No one cares you stupid newcunt, go back to your gaymergate and gawker media obsession threads on /pol/
kYs
>>66262923
>LE FUGG LE GOGONUTS XDXD
Frizell is twice the player that Jackson is. Jackson offers nothing, he's literally anonymous.
The same play they used in 2014 to cuck the Broncos
>>66262911
Every Nation in the world covers American news, you moron.
You really have no idea what you are talking about, do you.
>>66262930
>can't come up with a response
>resort to insults
typical
>>66262936
And all of last year when they needed a FG, though they used Moylan instead of Martin
>>66262934
would take Jackson every single time over Shitzell
>>66262924
lmao what a cute cat :3
>Out on the full
Broncucks on suicide watch
>>66262946
Well that would be the third time the Broncos fell for it
>>66262941
>if everyone does it that makes it okay
A lot of people drink alcohol that still doesn't stop it from being poison.
>>66262945
Literally furious
>people unironically think the broncos are a good team
kek
KEK
MOYLAN KEKED
MAIRE MARTIN NEW SXCBOI IN TOWN USING HIS SWEET FIELD GOAL SWITCH MEME PLAY
>>66262948
Then you're a tard. Jackson offers less than Fensom.
broncos needed corey oates tbqh
>vossy predicted the eels upset last week
>he predicted the panthers upset this week
how
>>66262962
Now you're not even staying in the lines of your own narrative. I am beginning to think you're just fishing for replies. Nobody could possibly be this stupid.
>>66262948
That's why >we keep losing. Picking shit white cunts who just tackle and offer nothing in attack.
>broncos losing to a winless team
kek
KEK
>>66262976
yeah because QLD pick so many fucking game breaking coconuts in the forwards
They literally pick Lilyman. Who I would take over Fifita btw
>Soward and Wallace having sensual sex on the field
faggots
CMON BRONCS
Based Carty
>>66262980
Papalii is better than any of >our backrows.
Got one tip right so far lads.
Sucks because I had 7 in round one and 8 in round 2.
I might not even bother tipping anymore, just like I abandoned my sc team
Based TMM
Feel really good for the debutant 2bh
RIP MULTI I THOUGHT RAIDERS WOULD KILL BUT BRONCS KILL FUCK U
>>66262980
Queensland win because of JT, Cameron Smith and Cronk. NSW don't have anyone close to them
>broncos lost
>broncucks poster isn't shitposting his ass off
What gives?
he's cute :3
>>66263008
Pearce, Carney and Farah at their best come close
Who /temairemartininsupercoachnextweek/ here
>>66263009
One point isn't an exposure
>>66263007
Literally kys you disgusting redditor
lmao, broncucks ltd gonna get touched up by the North GOATland Back2BackBoys.
>>66263012
based milky
>>66263016
not a SC detected
>>66263018
they were crushed and played like shit in that second half
Cartwright was laying niggas out
>>66263015
>pearce
every time
>There is still another game to go
>>66263025
Pearce at the end of 2014 was the best player in the world, on form
I lost $1600 today betting. This will take like 3 weeks of Newstart to get back.
What is le best >spine lineup for the Panthers lads?
1. Moylan
6. Martin
7. Soward
9. Seggy
???
Who /2.5outof4/ here?
>>66263016
Not til his 3rd game m8
>tfw making all the wrong decisions in sc
Look at Milford's score lads
What's with reddit's obsession with "full credit"?
>>66263030
Kek.
KEK.
He is a Poosters system babby.
>>66263036
>tfw VC'd Teddy instead of Milf
I hope Teddy turns it up again next
>he doesn't have Milford/Cartwright/JT/Tedesco in his SC team
>>66263037
It's their version of >our cuck meme.
>>66263037
its "humour" among the majority of normal people
>>66263036
>milfords score in rd 3
Who cares? If your not running 3 cheapies and JT you aren't a SC.
>>66263051
it's not funny though
>>66263050
3/4
>>66263037
They think they're being funny, only just noticing something we made fun of and got bored of 4 years ago.
>>66263034
Any particular reason you're tipping the Titans? I'm not delusional and don't think the Tigers are great, but on current form it looks like it will be a narrow Tigers win.
>>66263054
>JT
>not Handsome and Affable Shaun Johnson
>>66263058
>>66263052
>humour
All they're doing is spamming the same shit over and over in desperate hope of getting people to up vote their comment.
>>66263054
>running JT before origin
Lel
Thinking of changing my captain from Tedesco to Johnson tbqh
>>66263067
(You)
Lost last week cause of slater, this week looks like merrin gonna cost me a win. Who else here /onsuicidewatch/.
>>66263037
They're obsessed with nrl players not using cliches in their interviews
They literally chimped out at the "media storm" over James Roberts' speed joke and were spouting"muh cliches, muh having characters in the game" bullshit
This mentality comes from them desperately trying to seek validation for paying money to watch other men throw a football around, because they want it to seem less frivolous than it is
>>66263072
The Storm will shut down the Warriors with ease
used up all my swipes again and no matches
:(
>>66263080
who are you
>>66263084
So Smith then?
>>66263084
Based Shauny will STYLE on those niggas smdh
>all this autism over how "hot" the debutant is
What the fuck is wrong with /r/nrl. Easily more cringe than /sp/
>>66263080
Here m8.
Fuck Merrin. In trading that fat cunt out.
>>66263095
Is Penrith OFFICIALLY the hottest team in the league right now bros?
damn...
>>66263095
based bethany
>>66263095
Well that settles it lads, TMM is officially reddit and off limits
he goes into the trash with Kyle Feldt, Chad Townsend and Corey Oates
>>66263087
Go to the brothel, you pathetic human.
>>66263109
I want a gf not a root.
>>66263108
Rory is the 4chan player
>>66263121
No. Michael Morgan is 4chan.
>>66263108
w-we can keep SJ r-right?
>>66263129
SJ is eternally /sp/.
>>66263107
I dont get how no one from here has trolled him yet
>>66263124
>being upset by big bad /pol/, even though it runs 4chan through its /nrl/ branch
Pathetic.
>>66263135
>him
>>66263129
SJ
Moses
Morgan
all our guys
>>66263129
>>66263134
>>66263145
Johnson is also reddit as fuck, in fact they obsess over him the most
xfiles on the telly in 5 lads. channel one
>reddit in damage control about down votes
eeryone down vote them.
>>66263158
SJ is not Reddit. He is OG 4chan.
drunk, alone, at home, watching videos of pokie wins on youtube
get more pathetic than me
>>66263117
Why on earth would you want a girlfriend?
>It's a "/nrl/ obsesses about Reddit and /pol/" episode
welp, back to /hoc/ for me
>>66263172
Anyone who tipped Pooasslel is already more pathetic
buying an E36 323i lads
>>66263175
Because I'm lonely and all my friends have one.
>>66263172
Lost $1600 betting today.
>>66263187
Meme car, enjoy it breaking down on you all the time senpai.
>>66263182
>literally could not be beaten by the current competition leaders
Face it m8. Knights are true contenders.
>>66263180
kys "bethany"
>Teddy hasn't scored yet
*yawn*
>>66263205
should I buy a clapped out commodore or falcunt instead?
How mad will you be, on a scale of 1-10, when the Roosters come back and make the 8?
>>66263187
Enjoy your cooling system that could well have been made from glass.
>pooasslel still can finish the season without a single win
>>66263218
Buy a Corolla or an i30 like a normal person.
*farts*
That tigers right edge is looking unstoppable, haven't played anybody good yet though
How was that penalty
>>66263219
They'll stop at 8.
>>66263228
Walkcunt
>>66263172
watch xfiles with me lad we cabn be pathetic together
>>66263218
You should buy an E30, which is literally god's chariot.
how many of you VIRGINS are in your 20s and STILL don't even have your drivers licence yet?
Kek.
>>66263218
Buy a Toyota Aurion Sportivo.
Good if you have family and friends. Reliable. Not really ugly. Girls between 27 and 35 seem to like it.
>>66263243
I failed my Green P hazard perception test the other week
If that was JT, he'd get a try/line break assist. Probably invent a 'tackle bust assist' category for him too
>>66263194
You have never had a girlfriend, have you?
>>66263226
i30's are for 17 year old girls with well off parents, or poorfags that want a brand new car
who /fulllicenseatage17/ here?
>>66263251
No.
;_;
Tedesco at 15/16 was the skinniest kid you would ever find, pretty amazing how strong he is now
>>66263243
Here m8
>>66263249
They need to cut back on all the JT bias.
>>66263252
don't hit on me silly boys ;)
>>66263238
I want something with at least one airbag, and most E30's around still are thirsty 5 series or are clapped out by P-platers
>>66263247
literally how
I did that shit drunk
>>66263262
Based roids, I bet his cock looks tiny in proportion to his massive legs now.
>>66263276
pulled out in front of a truck
>>66263261
I can tell. It's only when guys that have never had one carry on like you.
Trust me, you don't want one. Go to the brothel and have a fuck and get on with your life.
>>66263220
Ironically glass actually would last a lot longer than plastic
I nearly crashed into a taxi on my first attempt at my license test.
Was his fault too.
>>66263298
indian
>people who try to sound smart, but end up looking stupid because they misuse the word "irony"
>>66263298
I killed an entire Sudanese family on my driving test, was my fault entirely.
Still passed though
>>66263283
which state? qld here and all I had to do was click on the hazards when they came up in a video. Don't remember anything like that being on it
>>66263311
the irony
>>66263310
Yeah, Indian. Ended up failing the test because of that.
>>66263289
I noticed this post.
>>66263311
pretty ironic innit
>>66263320
yeah same as in NSW
I pulled out in front of a truck
>>66263289
poorfag
>>66263323
you're not right
>>66263322
>>66263327
Now THIS is irony. I hope
WORST NAIQAMA !!! ! ! ! ! !
>don't buy naiqama they said
LMAO
Holy fuck that try
>>66263289
pls be my 17 year old hot gf with wealthy parents
>>66263340
>yfw it isn't
Naiqama's a big guy
Wonder if Wes and Paulini are watching this?
I literally had to stop in the middle of my red Ps driving test because this guy on ice was butt naked yelling in the middle of the road
he technically could have/ should have failed me, but still passed
>>66263323
did he give you a free vindaloo?
Is Mitchell Moses a good looking man?
>17 mins
>tedesco only has 9 pts
SHUT IT DOWN
>>66263363
it's nice that your dad came out to support you
>>66263358
nvr 4get
;_;
think Wes is playing in 2nd tier English league now.
>>66263369
he had a try assist didn't he?
*BEEP BEEP*
>>66263363
Sorry about that man, it was a dare, I swear.
>>66263377
yep, London Broncucks Ltd.
>>66263377
BEST Naiqama forever
Always in my heart
>>66263384
sounds like your hot pockets are ready
>>66263391
At least London has a reputable public transport system :3
>>66263393
Sounds like Matt Russell has a few screws loose
Matt Ballin
Robbie Farah
Manaia Cherrington
Can YOU stop this triumvirate of hooking power?
What's more cringe?
People who mistake coincidence with irony, or people who mistake hypocrisy for irony?
why are we (gold coast titans) so shit?
>>66263415
people that use the phrase "cringe"
>>66263409
Is Jason Taylor CHANGING THE GAME?
Broncos tried the revolutionary all fullback team, will the all hooker team work?
>>>/int/56568531
>>66263419
What position do you play?
>>66263420
>the irony of this reply
>>66263409
Don't forget Dene Halatau
Based Jason Taylor going to revolutionize the game with a 4 hooker rotation
>>66263415
I wouldn't call them cringe but they're pretty bad. Either way, you shouldn't get so worked up over the popular misconception of irony. Just accept that for whatever reason it has added multiple additional meanings attributed to it. Not a big issue lad.
>>66263422
>first reply is from brasil
ffs why won't they just fuck off
>piss lawrence
Does Jason Taylor think he is still at the Roosters and Lawrence is Boyd Cordner?
Spamming that flat ball on the edge and it hasn't worked once
>>66263419
Gold Coast Bears when?
>>66263432
He should coach Tedesco to be a 10 minute bench hooker and get moltzen back to play fullback
>all these titans forward passes not being called as such
GET LAWRENCE OFF THE FUCKING FIELD ALREADY
The Wests Tigers have signalled their interest in signing Melbourne, Queensland and Australian captain Cameron Smith
Why are titans all wearing different coloured socks?
>you now remember that tigers vs cowboys game during Origin last year
>>66263464
Every team is doing it this round to promote getting involved in rugby league. They are wearing their junior club socks.
Dropped!
>>66263449
>implying Manly would ever let go player of that caliber
clean hit
Greg Bird will unironically be first pick for the Blues
>>66263466
One of the most boring games I've ever watched.
>>66263453
Yeah they've had about 10 obvious "flat" passes
poo and cocks
>>66263476
>that time the Dragons signed Moltzen and then he reneged
This game sucks
Leftover fried rice for dinner tonight.
watching TDKR
AMA
>>66263497
t. chow ching chang chong ching
>>66263495
You guys got Poogan 2 years later though, he's much better
>>66263502
What channel is it on?
>>66263502
Why would you shoot a man then throw him out of a plane?
>>66263502
You're a big guy
>>66263507
Absolutely, le sweaty man was meant to convey that >we dodged a bullet.
>>66263502
Why are you watching a movie? You should watch a film, like L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir
>>66263514
4 u
>>66263509
GO
>>66263512
to get rid of the body
>>66263514
TY
>tim grant has been playing for 10 years
Bookies love me.
>>66263519
not sure if you know how to use that meme properly m8
Nightcrawler is one of the best movies of the past 20 years.
Are the Titans the least white team?
If Nene MacDonald was still at the Roosters, would he have been in the starting side over Copley or Burgess?
>>66263553
yes
Is Don
Is bad
>it's a teams get dominated then score a meme try right on half time and get back into the game episode
>>66263546
Parramatta
>>66263568
That episode was already shown earlier today
>>66263563
Reddit faggot cunt
>>66263568
>that Jake Friend kick out on the full with one minute left
We had legitimately been the better side for about 20 minutes leading up to that, and that try before half time just ended it
>>66263573
Happened 3 times today if this is a try.
Daniel Mortimer is a premiership winner.
He looks like a lollipop kid.
>reddit's nrl "culture"
>>66263605
Daniel Mortimer played for Prime Ministers XIII
Every time a captain a player who has scored huge the past few rounds, he ends up scoring garbage.
>>66263620
Based Alpha Bro Culture shits on that.
r/nrl moderator here
ama
>>66263622
Which PM was it?
>>66263631
do you do it for free?
>>66263631
Why won't you fuck off?
>>66263643
No, I get paid in Reddit gold.
>>66263645
You'd get banned for that sort of behavior on our sub. Keep it civil please.
>>66263638
Rudd?
why is reddit such a hugbox? why is there no room for proper discussion? it's all just a giant circle jerk of pun trains, corny jokes and le upvote may mays. legit question lads
>>66263544
If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket.
Do you think I could get a gf on Reddit lads?
>>66263672
now THIS is irony
>>66263679
commit suicide
i'd get banned for that on reddit
>>66263679
I don't think it is
>>66263676
a "g"f but not a gf
>>66263620
LEL one of those posters is legitimately a 200kg neckbeard.
>>66263676
No.
You get gfs on last.fm
>>66263658
Civility is not a prerequisite to 4chan. If you miss your safe space, leave.
i don't even know where to start with this one
>>66263695
I thought last.fm was a dead community now?
All the normies use Spotify I think.
>>66263692
proof?
>>66263698
>nowadays
haha holy shit
>>66263693
>>66263693
Based /bundes/
more reddit nrl 'culture'
what is their obsession with alcohol?
>>66263695
Now THIS is a classic meme
>>66263722
DUDE
ALCOHOL
LMAO
>>66263722
Reddit vices
Alcohol
4chan vices
Prostitutes
>>66263703
Has a few videos on youtube, shouldn't be too hard to find.
>>66263722
>name references nine inch nails
ugh
>>66263736
4chan vices
>>66263741
to think these people actually exist
>>66263736
Why are their interests so pedestrian, bros?
Thinking of posting all these caps in the reddit thread lads
>>66263736
>tfw too poor for prostitutes
bit sad hah
>>66263758
make sure this post is one pls
Is r/nrl more attractive than us based on the scarves pic?
more alcohol discussion, it's embarrassing as fuck desu senpai. don't they see they're all a clone of each other?
Latereg on pooicide watch
>>66263791
Buy it.
Buy it all.
I've watched Aaron Woods all game and he has been going third or fourth man into tackles and touching a body part of the ball carrier and then retreating to the defensive line.
This is a new level of stat padding. He isn't even trying to hide it.
>tfw nobody will link this thread in the reddit gamethread saying "4chan is making fun of us again"
>>66263791
that is still expensive
>mad because he doesn't have Woods
>>66263793
the way they try to act like that dickhead is some "shitposting king" is fucking cringeworthy
it's literally just the stereotypical fake, vulgar australian internet persona that based panda man constantly calls out here
>>66263818
But I do. Kinda regret it because he seems to be taking on a James Graham ball playing role a lot of the time.
Forgot Josh Hoffman existed
That was fucking garbage from the Tigers.
done some quality gyprock installation today lads. The name on the house was 'Ryan'
Memest Memers on Memeicide watch
Tigers will lose from here.
Just got an inbox from a redditor lads.
this game is on far too late
tipping the tigers to do what the warriors did 2 years ago against souths in perth and collapse due to it being past their bedtime
>>66263842
>mfw commenting on every one of Beau Ryan's Facebook posts with something along the lines of "you cheated on your missus" and garnering dank angry replies
>tedesco
>25
What are your reddit accounts lads, fess up. Mine is /u/adomental
>>66263807
Surely to christ they don't count 3rd and 4th men in tackle stats
>>66263856
edgyname/10
>>66263870
They do.
>>66263874
I just found out he was a mod of /r/nrl. Reddit hates the word faggot with a passion. It's a permaban offence.
>>66263864
_lazarus_
>>66263883
based ivan
black and gold lasagne is pretty decent. its cheap too, around 2.50. i highly suggest you give it a try
>>66263864
>using reddit for 4 years
>paid for reddit server time
This is honestly pathetic.
>>66263896
Too busy drinking Woolworths Select chamomile tea
>>66263896
Make your own lasagne you disgusting faggot
>>66263856
yet he posts garbage like this
>>66263915
Wonder what these sorts of people are like irl
>>66263915
How the fuck is he a mod on /r/nrl. Christ I hate reddit. I honestly wish it was doxxed or shut down.
>>66263923
They're try hard wannabes online desperate for internet points to impress their online anonymous buddies. Mental illnesses.
>>66263915
That literally and unironically sounds like something that would be posted here
https://www.reddit.com/user/W4LKG0D/
password: Pooicidewatch
>>66263934
kekked
>>66263915
he's probably actually a huge faggot and got offended that i called him one
>>66263915
You should tell him, you are gay and reclaiming the word, and hes a bigot for trying to censure you
>>66263954
Reddit, like most hug boxes hate it when you say it as it is
Ugh I changed my tip to the tigers 5 minutes before kick off
Based titans, killing the meme before it spreads
Suppose Warriors and Dragons will win tomorrow then
are youse doing the sc thing? what is it?
>>66263975
i was tempted to change it to titans right before kick off but went against it
should've known the tigers were pretenders
TedescGOD will score 2 tries and lead the Tigers comeback
Gonna start posting about alcohol on /r/nrl and see if I can get some upvotes lads. Will report back
>>66264005
I knew they would be too but I fell for the >pick 3 away teams meme because it worked out for me in round 1.
>>66264022
WalkLORD doesn't willingly put poison into his body tho.
>>66264002
What? Do you want the group code? Leagues are closed.
fucking pathetic
>Souths will be the only team who's won every game after tomorrow
feels good lads
Tedesco should kill himself
>>66264009
>20 points down
>15 minutes left
Tigers can not win from here.
>>66264040
"I captained Tedesco and will lose my H2H because of it": the post
>>66264050
Titans are certainly in a good position to win.
walkcrunch on chewicide watch
it should be illegal for those idiots to take drums into the stadium
>you now remember Kane Elgey
Gonna watch King of the Hill after this lads
can mods mute you on a subreddit? as in you can post but no one will see it?
>>66264149
Good choice. Sounds comfy
>>66264149
BWAAAAAA
>you now remember Kurt Mann
>>66264149
brooklyn 99 here lad
>>66264156
Yea they call it shadowbanning or some shit.
>>66264149
South Park season 3 for me
>>66264177
I'm surprised so many people use reddit. Mods and admins are complete nazis and it's a huge SJW hug box.
>it's an N talks me out of buying Naiqama episode
Fuck. He's played so fucking well and now he'll probably be out for six weeks.
Warriors to win tomorrow?
>>66264235
kek
>>66264235
'no'
>>66264235
i think so
>>66264224
>he just did his shoulder
Be sure to thank him.
did YOU put ash taylor in your 17 this week?
I feel sorry for Naigama 2bh. Dude is on fire so far this year and now he's fucked.
>>66264248
I did
>>66264248
Yes, unfortunately my captain is Tedesco.
>>66264248
Nope, I had memebye instead
>>66264248
Yes and I did it for tactical reasons, not just to fill space.
I am the Super Coach.
I thought Ash was signed with Broncs originally?
>>66264259
Teddy scored fine mate. I will still beat you.
Getting my daily dose of social justice lads. Watching the last leg with Adam Hills on ABC.
>>66264280
H2H doesn't start until next week m8.
>>66264292
Thought you were my opponent in the 12s. Maybe you are rusing me.
anyone had wild turkey?
>>66264314
le reddit le alcohol may may xD
>>66264310
Nah, I am your 12s opponent. gg
and with the titans winning by 16 the eels are out of the 8 again
>>66264322
fuck off mohhamed
Is 55 a good score for someone who costs 250k, and none of the points are from tries?
>>66264322
Why are all of their usernames as Australian as possible as well?
>>66264335
spotted the redditor
>>66264342
yes
Titans will beat the Raiders next week desu.
>>66264342
A 55 average would price a player somewhere around 350K. So if they're pulling those scores consistently then they're doing well.
>>66264355
found the mudslime
>tigers
>roosters
>broncos
>bulldogs
who else
>>66264322
what are you on about, we talk about drinking all the time here. why do you use RES and autstically downvote everyone constantly and then post about how much reddit makes you mad over here for attention?
are the panthers a legit team this year?
>>66264391
I've only missed Bulldogs.
And Knights too I guess.
>>66264408
I knew after last weeks game against the bulldogs that they'd be fired up for tonight
>>66264408
definite dark horse. when seggy and moylan come back they will be interesting to watch
>>66264416
yeah tipped raiders, haven't seen a draw in years so didn't really expect that
>warriors win tomorrow
>dragons win tomorrow
>raiders stay on top
Just changed my tip from Melbourne to the Warriors.
>>66264430
segeyaro holds them back. when he returns they are better off keeping wallace as starting hooker and playing seggy off the bench
>>66264449
Taking Warriors and Dragons desu. I think this is the week they both get their shit together.
What are we drinking
>>66264490
I give most teams about 4-5 weeks to settle in. Still not there yet.
>>66264527
>tfw mixing soda water with orange juice
feels good 2bh
>drinking anything other than fiji water
>>66264552
>not drinking expensive $5 bottles of organic coconut water for the potassium
>>66264552
>drinking cyclone water
>tfw want to captain SJ again but got burned last week
I think I might have to go with Surgess. I can't afford to lose out on so many points if SJ shits the bed again.
>>66264583
surgess is always the safe captaincy choice, especially when he's playing against a scrub team with a shit pack like the dragons
>>66264498
my mums sperm
>>66264342
If you're talking about McQueen he was awarded a line break which is worth 10 points. His base stats (hit ups and tackles) only amounted to about 45, which is only slightly above average for someone that price.
>>66264674
how is that possible
>>66264712
from me mums penis
>bennett predicted from half time that panthers were going to win
>>66264552
>not drinking voss
Just bumped the Beau Ryan thread lads.
WalkBro
walkcunt on suicide watch
