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Messi edition.
March Madness Sub Edition. Yale sub-sub edition
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Free 50 bet
When do I get money back
>Messhit
can i get a girlfriend with my winnings
>that mong who went quiet after Serbia U17 game finished 3-0 sub-edition
Asian or Euro view lids?
Which one do you prefer?
Can't stop, won't stop topping up on Lyn hcp tbqh.
>another shit american thread
>>66223829
depends, how ugly are you?
what is THE in play bet?
RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>66223976
im a 0/10 but i have a rich daddy
>>66223938
The embarrassing American OP gimmick has to approaching classic /bet/ gimmick status. Can't think of many that have been around longer tbqh
>>66224004
Poker client is back online, time to make some euros =)
>>66224188
>Denzel Valentine gets injured 5 minutes into the game and they become shit
Watch it. Embrace it.
u2.5
SMACK IT
>>66223912
Tnx lid, reback -0.5?
What in play bet should i make in the united game then?
huuge on baylor
>>66224844
5-5 CS
>>66224844
no first goal
>>66224910
shrewd tbqh
>>66224910
Gotta be a goal surely? United will just throw everyone forward late in the second half and liverpool will score on the counter
dortmund!
need scouse odds to get juicy
>>66224570
Reback -0.25
>>66225221
:^)
>>66225221
JUICY
booom, 16.11 €
pmsl @ those Manu fans
is ameribets S_U_M_S
On liverpool inplay
>people bet on BTTS in the Sevilla game when Basel is starting a former Ayy-League striker
>>66225428
yes
C'MON LIVERPOO
>>66225591
>impersonating me
Only used to European flags doing that
SEVILLA SURREAL
SPAIN SO SO LUCKY
>>66225841
and me fa m
Got John Lennon's Imagine playing so loud right now for everyone not on draw FH.
c'mon liverpoo win this for the lads
>>66226020
good post
>>66225428
No I am
what's the in-play bet from here, lads? Havent been watching
>>66226026
This, you can do it Liverpool
>tfw I wanted to put 2-1 cs
Never mind I will make profit anyway GO LIVERPOOL
>baylor
>>66226020
Haven't listened in like forever, thanks :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8
looks like my wife's son isn't getting any dinner tongiht
>>66226020
>John Lennon
massive fraud
Well lids this is it. Ever since I've been released from the shovel and pick I've been on the worst run of my life. Upping stakes daily to make losses seem smaller. Moving losses on spreadsheet. Even started upping minutes to make the weeks longer and spread out losing days. Long story short my mediums are now 10k and I'm on the chase of my life. Off my jaw on sherbet. Shaking. Old Bill keep driving past not helping. Not a Christian but please pray for me. Bods coming over for second half. Need fatty Kane on. Need scenes. Need spuds.
SJ
>>66226406
He was a gookie shill
>>66226439
Time to see the light lid
>>66221241
>>66226098
Its still hard to say really. Maybe just wait to the 85 minute and slap it on an exact corner
>>66226561
allah ackbar my brother
>>66226439
You can do it senpai, I believe in you, please lend me 2k after you win
>>66226654
Is it for your nan's funeral?
>>66226531
Hedge and pitch? I'm not becoming a fucking stall man. Got a B. Tech in Sport Science so can walk into any job better than that. Enough Paki shops around here as it is. Cheeky cunt you.
SJ
pls baylor
pls liverpool
>>66226439
pmsl
DAC
>>66226439
go mad
>>66226439
give me 1k senpai
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA.HAAHAH.AHH.
SJ.
>>66227198
pls
How does this work? Just a need a goal more and they're offering lower than my stake! Jews
>>66227945
because it ends 1-1
>>66227945
Because no third goal was more likely obviously
>>66226439
happy for you lad. Don't fall into addiction again though, ok?
And buy me a pint xx
>>66226439
E Z
Spineless manc bastards, sack the lot of them.
Just going to have my second wank of the day to Teresa May's tits me
neeed exactly 9 corners like AIR
wtb to recover my baylor losses
Refund when? Got the pizza man coming any minute
useless scouse cunts
Haven't paid my St Patty's day beers down at the pub yet. Need the refund
>>66228391
fuck, would've been an epik payday @11 odds
deportivo cali
liverpoo and manure lost me £300, ive got £50 to recover myself, whats a good bet? if i lose that too im so done with betting.
wew bless the lord
>>66228722
why?
Game finished ages ago and I havent got my refund? Something gone wrong?
>>66228783
You went draw just to cover your o0.5 bet didn't you, you seething little worm.
>>66228836
Got this too, was thinking about going on live chat
Fuming at the waiting time of this bet365 queue, not letting them have my 50 quid the corporate thieves. Vote UKIP to end this mess
>>66226687
My teeth revival!
Chinese is delivered in 5 minutes. Where the fuck is my £50?
Wife's lover just called saying he sent the missus on uber and that I'd have to pay. Need that refund
>>66228986
>chinese at half 10 on a thursday
weirdo
>>66229046
I didnt realise there were specific days we eat chinese on. Is this some British tradition I never heard of?
What are acceptable days and times Mr. Goff?
The away goals rule was introduced in the 1960s to enhance the public's enjoyment of the sport. In 2016 all it does is the opposite.
pmsl
got chinese lad stood at my door refreshing 365 waiting for the refund
getting kinda awkward as he doesnt speak much english
wont even let me have my food until i pay the cunt
>>66228722
Cali is shit. Nacional is the bet tonight.
>>66229122
Has be brought a card machine with him?
Because that's the only way this fictional scenario could pan out logically.
Pizza lad was kind enough to take my offer for a game of fifa while we wait for the refund.
Went with Leicester, he's Bayern.
>>66229186
You're fucked la, Pakis are proper decent at FIFA
>>66229121
not realy
>>66229186
zzzz
When s the refund supposed to come in?
I bet on u0.5 pre-game and o0.5 in-play.
I cashed out my winning bet after it won, will I still get the refund?
>>66229349
nah
Finished 2-2 and for some odd reason he refused ET or penalties. Looks like a rematch is on the cards, fine by as the refund still hasn't come in pmsl
>>66228799
>>66229145
racing can't handle the travel
I literally only come on /bet/ now when there's a £50 free bet to see what people come up with.
>>66229296
no refund mate you already won your inplay bet
>>66229145
Nacional will be a draw
What time do you guys usually recieve your refund?
Who here /23:23/
>>66229467
pmsl pmsl pmsl
>>66229483
stop stealing my gimmick you uncreative tool
>>66229501
You do realise they gave the stake back if you lose your in-play bet on 365?
>>66229467
Delete this.
>>66229467
pmsl at you having a 66% chance of winning £17
Guess you can now afford that cod game mummy and daddy asked you to save up for
>>66229554
Praying for you lad, the chicks don't play
>>66229567
I love how much you are projecting.
Lets be honest, you have probably lost more than youve won this year and are hiding in this bet thread placing £5 bets here and there cos your broke
>>66229600
Hope you're taking GSCE resits at College, that grammar is soul crushing.
>>66229696
pmsl wab detected
Anyone ever used a /bet/ gimmick irl?
>>66229788
I annoy my gf on purpose and then say "nibs" to her.
>>66229788
Yeah, got some vitamin D off your mum if you know what I mean
No one cares about the Baseball meme world cup?
Germany about to upset Nicaragua
Who waiting for /ausclick/?
Trying to keep the faith
Euan here?
>>66229982
Why don't you say what you want to say and he might reveal himself
>>66229372
Utter, gutted
>>66229957
This.
still no refund
Can't stop winning off of 18 year old's throwing a ball through a hoop.
Won't stop winning off of 18 year old's throwing a ball through a hoop.
So much money on this fix tomorrow that I've shifted the odds. Going to Asia now
GUYS
you know the FGS exploit, does it count towards stake requirements for bonus offers? If so I might go through a bunch of sites that give away a 'bonus' with stupid staking requirements and do that
>>66230410
Only the inplay
>>66230410
>He didn't get a loyalty bonus from bet365
>>66229982
I am now.
>>66230410
No. Void bets usually dont count. Check T&Cs
>>66226439
Nice to see you are doing good mate
>>66229788
All of them.
down mums today ( massive sums )
>>66230081
Stop spamming dude. Enjoy your 3 day vacation
Working hard on providing new gimmicks for the thread. Expect a few soon
>>66230222
Post slip
>>66230746
You don't work on gimmicks you newbie. They come naturally. No-one likes a try hard gimmick.
THIS DOES NOT SLIP, THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP
>>66230714
3 day vacation?
>>66230796
Weird cause all my last ones were well received :)
>>66230714
I'm not saying don't report him but he is probably the guy that shitposts loads because he can easily get a new ip to evade bans. Infuriating but just silently report him, no point giving him the replies he wants.
>>66230776
Posted the Butler one earlier, here's the Duke overs one. Cba to post the Yale one as well due to only having a couple of tenners on it
>>66230548
You alright lad?
>>66230924
>the guy that shitposts loads
isnt there like 4 or 5 of these?
>>66230931
Thanks for the tip
>>66230955
True but one guy does it literally because he knows a ban will not affect him. Went a shitposting spree before a few months back and just kept coming back.
>>66230935
Not bad. Yourself?
>>66230955
I make it 2 or 3 main ones and maybe 1 or 2 that join on once they get on their lunch break.
>>66230970
Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but I tipped the overs in the Duke game and the Yale ML
>>66231020
pmsl
>euan thinks hes some saint of /bet/
OK lads I'm getting rather worried, this £50 has passed the usual time that I normally get it
>>66231020
wtb
>>66231058
Wouldn't have to worry if euan would buy my accounts the cunt
>>66231112
I thought he made an offer? Did he backtrack on it?
For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope. Jeremiah 29:11
Surely must have been two hours since the final whistle
>>66230746
HYPE
Name a few please. Really excited!
>>66231352
mums ( massive sums )
>>66231375
Like it.
>>66231112
Message me on tt m8
getting comfy in my betting cave
ready to make some big profits tonight
>>66231438
strangest thing about this room is the curtain
Struggling to keep my eyes open, haven't slept for 34hrs. hope this refund comes in soon
>>66231438
Didn't know metaknight moved to America
>>66231438
Are you running Vista?
>>66231488
5 more minutes is all I can take
>>66231612
whats wrong with your computer its only march
>>66231612
Bookies must genuinely love you tbqh.
Would pay 100 quid for your bet365 account alone.
Rafael Nadal v KEI NISHIKORI
Can't stop, won't stop topping up on Vila Nova handicap.
>>66231940
The only thing you'll be topping up is your phone with 5 pound credit pmsl
Reminder nacional is the bet
Refund is in lids
Providence -3
Thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy46iOwWQiE
There are people in this thread who didnt take raptors SW @ 2.7 when they were down 5 against the inconsistent shitty pacers
Hornets too, down 15 @ 4.00 was an easy tenner wasted on
>>66232809
waiting to get on the Bucks personally.
>>66232046
0-111111111111
Tears friendo!
>>66231771
Wtb?
What's the fix?
>>66233160
City to get piss easy Wolfsburg
>>66233160
>>66233296
Real vs Wolfsburg or Beni is pretty much a lock.....
>>66232074
111111
Good times for a change
see, the luck I've had
can make a good man
turn bad
So please please please
let me, let me, let me
let me get what I want
this time
Haven't had a dream in a long time
see, the life I've had
can make a good man bad
So for once in my life
let me get what I want
Lord knows it would be the first time
Lord knows it would be the first time
>>66233858
>was only on DNB
zzzz
Who else on ausclick latest with a large?
T I P S L A D S
>>66236402
5% of bankroll on
shaking
>>66236402
Wtb?
>>66231525
good eyesight lid
>check lotto ticket
>$23.60 winner
UAC
>>66233963
you just haven't earned it yet baby
What about Melbourne City?
How about DC?
p.s. need money like vitamin E
>>66231400
What would be the difference?
>>66229296
even us greeks are better with money than you are m8
Early money is the best money
out shagging - how are our virgin click boys doing?
>tfw winter approaching and will have to start using Vitamin D supplements
tips lads
>>66239293
Was going to recommend Melbourne City DC @2.2, but it's a little late for that
>>66239314
its alright lad i got on
>>66239293
Brisbane Roar have a Red Card and Melbourne City are still paying 1.90 with 30 mins to go
>>66239361
Good lad. Also
>British Television
>>66239314
why are you imitating me?
I
WILL
crush you
>>66239513
Pineapple Netherlands pls
Melbourne goal please
222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
>>66239672
WIZARD
gold cup lads
>>66239672
You've never failed me /bet/. Thank you.
3 for comfy
who /AsoChlef/ here
>o2.5 in play @1.6 and Melbourne City DC in play @2.25
What a time to be alive senpai
What groups are worth joining?
>>66239831
Lets make a /bet/ group on WhatsApp. Who's interested?
>>66239900
I can give children apehoop bets and minor league baseball bets too if anyone wants them
>>66239900
get on kik so i don't have to give out my number
>>66239900
>He's not already in the Telegram group
Otter otter
ayy where the tips at
>Champions League draw
>6 possible teams to be draw @6.50 each
>Equal stake on all
>free money @0.5
>>66239983
except it's 7 possible teams you dullard.
Anyone in Inplay2g's group?
need locks like mother's milk
Up so much I've exited the stratosphere
>>66240330
put it all on UK to leave the EU
Just woke up, AUSCLICK NOOOOOOOOO
>line for O/U set to 115.5
>indonesian """basketball"""
Terrible first two days at the festival betting wise but made it all back then some more yesterday - I take it plenty of people were on the treble?
Don't have time for a massive write up but here's what I've got today...
1.30 Triumph Hurdle - Zubayr 5/1 ew
Looked highly impressive running away with his debut win, Nichols seems mob handed with juveniles this year and his profile reminds me of Zarkandar who picked this up a couple of years back.
2.10 - Blue Hell 11/1 ew, Wait For Me 12/1 ew and Modus 16/1 ew
Not one of my strongest races usually, all 3 seem well handicapped so I'm hoping at least one will make the frame. Blue Hells form is working out very well and despite carrying a fair weight he could still be chucked in at his mark judging on his potential. Modus was second in the bumper last year and receives weight from most of the field. Wait for Me is one I've been following all season, he's got the first time headgear advantage so fingers crossed he can give Hobbs a winner after a poor festival.
>>66240645
What race is this
2.50 - Shantou Village 4/1 ew
Very tough race, Barters Hill is hard as nails and will be very tough to pass - few people I know have backed him at 16s last year for this so I'll be happy if he gets up. However Shantou Village has won very well at Cheltenham, and wasn't disgraced when getting beat by Yanworth on unsuitable ground in January. Some of the vibes around Barters Hill have been less than inspiring the last couple of days, and I'm willing to take on the Mullins stable who haven't got a stellar record in this one.
3.30 - Gold Cup Don Cossack 11/4, Don Poli 5/1
Been backing Don Cossack all year for this. As a rule I ignore horses who are 10 years or older and I ignore horses who have ran in this before - it's an attritional race that often leaves a mark on horses, so that's Djakadam, Carlingford Lough, On his Own and Smad Place out of the reckoning. I'd love to see Cue Card win but he's 10 years old and has 21 chases under his belt so this may be a too big an ask. Don Cossack needs to jump better but gets his ground today and is the highest rated chaser in training. Don Poli doesn't scream class but is 2/2 here and has stamina to spare. I'd be surprised if one of them didn't pick this up.
4.10 - Foxhunters - On the Fringe 11/4
Don't know much about this apart from the fact that the favorite pissed up last year. Small interest bet.
4.50 - Qualando 10/1 ew
Won the Fred Winter last year and IIRC Nichols has said he's one of his best chances over the 4 days. The application of the headgear is a plus, hoping for a big run.
>>66240699
All Cheltenham. Was out of form Tuesday and Wednesday and didn't post yesterday so I could be jinxing everything by sticking them up - The two in the Gold Cup are confident selections but the rest are smaller ew plays.
>>66238720
Reminder to double your doseage to give you that lovely glow
on my knees for a skikda goal
>>66240934
while you're on your knees you could, you know...*unzips dick*
>>66240743
cue card is rated higher, this meme really fucks me off
Gangster 8/1 in the albert bartlett
large
>>66241102
You're right, strange how that passed me by!
Heart wants Cue Card to win, if he hadn't gotten injured (I think it was 2014) then I was going to go balls deep on him for the Gold Cup one year. Heart says Cue Card, head says Don Cossack.
Slow day zzzzz
Need to make my before the weekend acca students come
Zzzzzz
>>66241562
your what?
>>66240743
Honduras are you profitable w/ spreadsheets or anything? Its cool to see ppl tipping well with writeups, just curious
>tfw cue card gets up
>>66241660
zzzzzzz
>>66241765
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>66241667
Not really, to be honest a couple of years ago I bet a lot and had a spreadsheet, but after a while I lost discipline., which naturally meant I went from making a reasonable profit to fluctuating and sometimes losing more than I was comfortable with. I prefer to do a big write up around the big events where I've studied a lot, but I don't have the time and the discipline to do it on a regular basis, so for now it's just a hobby - I've actually stopped betting on most racing and I just enjoy the sport for what it is.
Unlikely to be posting for the next few hours, off to a friends for some tins and hopefully some profit. Best of luck all that play!
Samtredia last-minute goal? Would be an absolute GIFT
Croatian 1. league, Osijek - Zagreb, Osijek SW 1.65, starting at 5 pm
looks like clear Osijek win, they're trying to save their asses from relegation zone, won their last game while having a player sent off
they're fielding almost a full squad now, two missing players but they're not important, playing agaist Zagreb which is the worst team in CRO league by far, after 27 games they won 10 points
also in the last five seasons they've played against each other 12 times, 9 wins for Osijek, 2 draws and 1 Zagreb win
Allah has been denying me profit. Can Jesus make me money?
>too late to get on TSUUU drawing Wolfsburg
Wank fixtures in the prem this weekend
zzzzzzzzzzz
Need a bet like the third world needs clean drinking water tbqhwy
tears!
Deciding between take out and Tesco munchies for tonight
>>66242296
Dayton Flyers in the NCAA
Small win
What are the bets lads?
2:10 Blue Hell e/w
2:50 Barter's Hill
3:30 Djakadam
4:10 Paint the Clouds
>>66241971
Onnnn
Pendleton at 3s on Betfair to finish the fucking 4.10 race.
Smacking it desu
John Constable
Tomorrow, race 7 at Rosehill, number 11 Scarlet Rain. Put 5 each way, thank me tomorrow.
>>66242623
Also, race 1 at Bendigo, Rock For the Ladies to win.
>All these shrewdies posting their uninformative tips
Why o why would I follow someone who can't prove his credibility when all you have to do is post your TT
>screens around the jockey
RIPIP
>>66223772
FIX OF THE MONTH (info from the Switzerland)
ST POLTEN HT/FH 2/1
>>66242909
Screenshot or gtfo
>>66242957
I would screenshot my uncle's whatsapp message too If I knew how.
>>66242657
I literally get paid by a newspaper to write tips. Can't be fucked to post write up because phone.
>>66243016
On absolutely huge
>>66243016
Sticking 20 on it, been a while since a fix so should be fun
>Notre Dame -3
>Maryland ML
>Texas AM ML
>Cal -4.5
Im about to win $900 off of this parlay
6 minutes to go small on long dog in the 2:50
>>66243143
Is this the so called March madness?
The Friday curse strikes Mullins again :^)
>>66243177
Hope you like horse for dinner.
What the heck was Ruby doing standing next to the hurdles.
>>66243177
Worm
Cue Card is easy money
c'mon cue card, do it so my wife's kids can have food on the plate, i trust in you ol friend
>>66243016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlLBhwKjuBk
>>66243570
>my wife's kids
ebin
Don Cossack for me
>>66243016
Is this shown as Austria Klagenfurt- St Polten on 365 (@21.0)? Thanks
>>66243795
Mug
>>66243821
Cheers
>>66243016
>Believing a fix because some anon staked 40
>40 serbian dollarinos
>not even half a 10NOK
ISHYGDDT
>Cue Card
Put that fucking runt down right now
Too much on the fix. Why would some Serbians uncle lie?
Terrible ride on Cue Card. Absolutely no need to push there, that fence is the hardest one on the whole track.
did the 'fix' a couple weeks ago come through? the one where the guys was like "this game is fixed, trust me"
putting my last fiver on the 'fix' t b h
>>66243016
>literally 27p on the fix
>>66243912
Doesn't Serbia use the euro? Quite believable since that could be a nice portion of his monthly income
>>66243978
Got some magic beans you might be interested in lid.
>>66244008
Just checked and they use dinar top kek. Guy literally sold us dreams with his coupon
Hi where are the esports
mugs thought serbia out of all places used the euro
27 PENNIES "FIX"
>>66243016
jesi ovdje?
dobro si ih zeznuo aa nemanja?
>>66243016
Fraud
Who wants a real fix though with some first world money? Juicy odds too
>>66244222
how about you just post it without asking any questions?
god damn fraud
>>66244222
wah wah goo goo gah gah
me please
Sums on Sailya 0.0 right now
Up so much that I'm having breathing difficulties
Pendleton was at 2/1 simply to finish the race.
Fucking hell.
11111111111
OSIJEK
>>66244582
>Croatian goalkeeping
>>66244445
What is THE March Madness bet for today/tonight?
>>66244624
Copying me >>66243231
>>66244624
I'm having a nibble on Hawaii @3.15. Price seems a bit high for me, but I wouldn't go too big on it
>>66244587
BTTS no worth a bet @1.72? Zagreb dont score shit according to soccerway and dont look dangerous
>>66244451
morgan bowled whilst looking for singles
great logic captain
If Pendelton was a bit more aggressive she could have come top 3. Her horse was cantering over the line.
I did bet on her to fall off so I guess she wins.
>>66244700
you could try it for a medioum stake I guess
keep in mind Osijek's defence is crap
>>66244624
Also like Northern Iowa +4.5 and Notre Lame -3
>>66244746
eh on small, watching the game Zagreb attack is worse and the Soccerway results between these two sides have not seen Zagreb score in last 6 games (I know Soccerway shite etc)
>>66244445
Wins.
Can't stop placing CBB accys
Won't stop placing CBB accys
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O1.5s are in ty Croatiabro
Dayton @ anything above evens tbqh
O2IJEK
>>66244624
Wisconsin SW
LARGE on AAB
>this cricket finish
shaking
>>66245516
1111111
>>66245516
Are you me?
>>66245729
Doubt it senpai
>>66245822
It just seems like every bet you're on I'm on too
>>66245516
>Danish football
tears
>>66245886
Im S_U_M_S kek tipped Rotterdam, Plzen, and some Arab overs the last couple days
>>66243016
Got too much on this
>>66245992
Maybe we're long lost brothers or something
So lads, pellets are coming, MEANWHILE: WHATS THE BET?!
>>66246062
check pga
>>66244512
>TFW only got evens
;_;
Caps preds over 5 on ice
Notre Dame -3
Louisville slags sw
Can someone explain to me how people who are not an alumnus or current student of a university can get so passionate about supporting them? Americans are so fucking tragic kek.
>>66246223
Because they don't have autism
>>66246223
I can understand people that live in the college towns being fans as well, but it is particularly bad in the south
>>66246240
Huge problem in the south, I see so many hillbillies with college gear who only leave their farms for animal/gear auctions
>Captcha: Pick all the pickup trucks
>>66246297
Ya the South is more fucked up than polio
>>66246327
Eh its all I know so I guess Im used to it
le fix is about to be in lads
Klagenfurt goal soon
>>66246398
>It's all I know
Why not move somewhere else?
AWWW
>serbia
DOWN
>>66246436
Wat
I got on St Polen HT/FT
>>66246461
Underrated post.
BETTING GENIUS RIGHT HERE
>>66246477
>>66246477
>>66246477
TEach us your ways anon
THE FIX
IS IN
>>66246461
>aftertiming a loss
>>66246437
I gotta finish school first lid
>dem low ass academic standards
>got full ride with <30 ACT
>>66246526
Which school? And what do you study?
27p GONE
>>66246548
Clemson and Chem E
>>66246495
Follow instructions and you'll be okay.
Why did people get on Klagenfurt
>>66246561
So you aren't in the true ratchet south than, you're more in like the Southern belle south? Also, good lad for being in STEM
>>66246561
>>66246595
get a room
>>66246631
How much did you have on AAB @ 2.35 lid?
>>66246595
Depends own which part of the state your in tbqh
>>66246631
Shelf stacking wetwipe detected
>>66246580
Are you memeing or did you really not understand the "tip"?
>>66246720
Does this look like a meme to you?
>>66246750
pmsl
>>66246750
kek
>>66246750
>Rangers
Game ends in a draw desu
I don't even know if I'm being trolled or not
Imagine not being on Villanova handicaps
>>66246828
>a troll is UAC while you're still trying to win back all of mummy's fivers you lost on 10 fold daily accas
>>66246870 (You)
>>66246750 (You)
>>66246477 (You)
DAC
>>66246971
Seems a bit sketchy tbqh
>>66246971
Surreal
>>66246989
Classic overs fix. hup
Say you have a game that would on paper be fairly even but the home team has sold out their tickets for the match which is something they do not usually do, in fact usually they only manage to sell about a third of their available tickets. How much of an influence would you say that would have on the game?
>>66247060
>this fucking game
Exciting tbqh
awwwwwwwwwwwww
DAC again
For HT/FT does the team you back have to score in both halves?
Or just score 1 in first, and then not concede in the second?
>>66247303
They have to be winning at HT and still be winning at FT.
>>66247385
Nice nice, THE FIX IS IN
>>66247454
>£4.06
>>66247434
Is this "the signal"?
>>66247549
<having a betting problem
>Took Hawaii O67.5 points instead of +6
JUST?
>>66247454
>vodafone
>4 quid
pmsl never post again
Topping up on Utrecht DNB
>g2 @41 to win csgo major
its free money
I just bet -4.5 on Michigan state
How fucked am I lads?
Roccat/G2 acca $2.02
>>66247729
Wasn't on but nice
>>66247921
Dat you ausclick?
>>66247996
yeah m8.
Eibar me thinkin
>>66247975
Cheers m8. Got on @1.62 which was way too high IMO
Marseille handis LARGE
That Rotterdam rball
>>66248091
Jumped on +0.5 rennes pregame
>>66248102
too much on
MACKERS WANTS 16K ON GETAFE
>25 (twenty five) shots
>1 goal
wew
eibar dc looks good
>>66248449
222222222222222
IMAGINE
looooooooooooooooooooooool
>>66248625
kek, love the first shot on target being a goal meme. One of my favorites personally
3333333333333
SURELY Rotterdam dont draw this
Nevar 4get
i herd u liek rotterdam goals?
More like Jewpiler League amirite?
>>66249172
i herd u liek to touch kids
>>66249024
This is shit compared to the rball.
>>66249412
Yeah but I didn't save that
Into the collection it goes
What's the bet lads
>>66249485
Me to cry at sports relief @1.03
>>66249485
derry -0.25
Cheeky medium on Holy Cross to win. God hates Oregon.
> the city of getafe
> going large on Marseille
>>66250186
>betting on Marseille
E I B AR
Just home lads. What did I miss? Any new gimmicks?
>>66224188
>>66224188
>>66224188
>>66224188
>>66224188
unironically clueless american
how is brighton looking tomorrow, lads?, I have a lot of pesos on the line
>>66250339
mums ( massive sums )
Is someone who is at least 305 shrewder than me going to tell me why Balestier are favs v Hougang? Looks like the king of bet that deserves MUMS on.
Leicester SW @ 2.5 is the bet of the calendar year
>rangers
>Getafe
>Drogheda
so much on Guimar W
>>66250701
They've struggled lately
I NEED a 100% sure NBA double tonight lids else I'll be calling up all me kids tomorrow telling them Chrimbo is cancelled
Anyone know of sites that show corners and cards stats? Been looking through the ones listed and couldn't find anything.
>>66250811
Palace are as bad as Aston villa atm, it's a sure thing
>>66250905
They got hit with a massive amount of injuries and their squad is only just getting back, would prefer to be on the under desu
Shit, anyone have any insight for starting goalies tonight?
I have Craig Anderson at the moment, but I am thinking Scott Darling might pop out of his slump against the shitty Jets offense and is also cheaper
>>66250934
Fair enough lad, remember palace are notoriously shite at home. Half their players probably want Leicester to win the league
>>66249445
>this team will actually be in the Eredivisie next season
And I thought Rotterdam couldn't handle another disappointment
>>66251323
How will you feel when they spunk on AZ?
>>66251374
Violated, to say the least
>99 posters
I hope we get a #100 and I hope he brings a world tip
>>66251911
>implying
Shitpost anon is at least 30 of those ips
/bet/ IS /sp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiwB0KNfVlo
thread song
>101 posters
>>66252212
>30 of them is one guy
>>66252282
Is it you?
>>66252410
Maybe :)
Lads, I'm all in with my last pennies
UES handicap 0 at 1-2 down
>>66253396
surreal
>>66253479
Post slip friendo.
Take same handicap again.
Portland to cover was the bet
>>66253576
Surreal. Thanks m8
>>66253625
comfy -6.5 portland
thank you based Oladipo for making sure my Magic +6.5 is gonna come in. Either they actually win, or make it pretty close :^)
>>66253886
Was -2 pre game
>>66253931
Don't sleepo on Oladipo as Cowligoat used to say
>>66253931
wew that was close
>>66253931
Were you sweating? Bookies are amazing aren't they?
Lmao I was so happy with the Oladipo 3 ball over Lebron, sweaty as fuck.
>look at thunder @ sixers
>realize under 209.5 @ 1.9 is a decent bet
>accidently forgot how to read and click on the overs
>game ends 208 total points
>thought I won
>I look at my previous bets
fuck me
>>66251911
u giv magnus picks?
Portuguese League Bets for today
>Sporting x Arouca u2.5 @1.97
Sporting is on a "must win If I want the title mode" and Arouca is on a hot streak, very dangerous against big clubs. The way I see it, Sporting will want to win but they won't go on a full attack mode because they will be too scared. I predict a 1-0 or a 1-1
>Setubal vs FC Porto - Porto HT @1.64
Porto needs a win more than anybody else, they just can't slip anymore, I see a Porto that needs to redeem themselfs, if not for them, for the fans. They'll see this game as an opportunity to impress, it's a weak team, they'll go full on right from the start. Attack after attack, the goal wll be theirs. I predict one or two goals for Porto n the first half.
Combined @3.23
(I used to come here more often and give portuguese league tips, it was like one year ago)
>>66254731
thank you alberto
>>66254752
no problem Chupa Pilas FC supporter
Won big off of Warriors and Cavs 1H handicaps... mcdeez monopoly isnt going to know what's hit it tomorrow tbqh
>>66255515
>>66255542
Good posts lids
Portland went full retard so I'm gonna be 2 for 3 tonight not too bad. Magic +6,5 came in the last second and the kings wete down 13 at HT amd i decided to hop on the kings +12.5 train because the Pistons were shooting lights out and would start regressing towards the mean sooner or later.
Portland NEVER makes it easy
Eyes on Gold Coast U20s
2-0 up in 10 mins and still on a +0.5
tips lads
>>66257832
O1.5 in Tijuana game
>>66246203
ALL INNNNNNNNN
>>66257965
Small on btts too
If you're not on North Pine Reserves and absolutely monstorously huge on the + for them then you're doing it wrong
>>66258375
>>66258375
zzzzz
Dac
>Leicester 0 asian @ 1.793
don't want to live in a world where this loses
>>66259447
SW @ 2.35 mainstream spec
Weekend slugs already gathering with their mainstream bets zzzzz
Can you fellows use meme magic or some shit so Sydney can score another goal?
>tfw bet on o2.5 in ayyy league game coz they always win but of course when I get on its gonna lose.
>>66261895
Let's meme magic together so we can make the over 2.5 goals happen, lad.
>>66261904
Ok, just stripped down and meming fucking hard right now.
>>66261904
/BET/ MAGIC!!!
Hope you lids have taken your vitamin D supps on this new day. Long day ahead
>>66261930
WE DID IT, LAD.
MEME MAGIC HAS SAVED THE DAY ONCE AGAIN.
A-league goalkeeping
>EMBARRASSING
T I P S just lost my multi because raiders are a meme
Eyes on Stirling Lions.
>SHITNEY
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>your local team lost in the FFA Cup today
>they'll never make it to the last 32
kmn
>Poobiaco
fortykeks.jpg
Wanderers will beat United 4-1.
>>66262026
What was your multi? i out str8 wins in my multi and its still alive?
>>66254692
Usually yeah, but the greasy fella was betting on greyhounds all day and didn't post anything
Thoughts on this triple:
Torino-Juventus 2 1.90
Palace-Leiscter X2 1.40
Gijon- At Madrid 2 1.47
3.91
>>66262572
seems alright, the Juve match is kind of a danger imo with playing 120 mins midweek, Sassuolo is at the same odds at home against a lowly Udinese
>>66262572
Could u explain this so i can get on thnx
>>66262653
Explain what?
>>66262653
Thoughts about the mathces?
>>66262664
What you are betting
>>66262700
Medium bet
>>66262700
small stake desu
>>66262572
All trap games
My sophisticated Kazakhstani League model has Taraz and Kairat Almaty on a -1, every other game is priced up the same so take the value on those two.
>somebody probably made a shitload on Blacktown winning when they were 3-0 down
>there is nothing wrong with being a limp, effeminate leftist
