How fucked are they tonight?
>>66217587
hopefully very
they'll win 2-0 and lose the penalty shootout
>>66217702
That'll actually be even better
RASHFORD
A
S
H
F
O
R
D
They'll win 2-1 tonight but still go out.
Depends, how many plumbers are in Liverpool's side?
won't lose
will go out
I'm sure I read kick off was 4pm, now it's 8, what happened? Or did I just misread something?
>>66218096
Why the fuck would they kick off at 4pm on a Thursday
>>66218096
United said nah to an earlier kickoff because it'd be difficult for their fans to get there and shit
>>66218186
>>66218096
Winds going the opposite way so all the plastic liverpool fans wouldn't make it in time
>>66218391
The funniest bit being that Manchester United are the ones that got the time changed.
Lingard 3-0 livershit!!!
GGMU WE ARE THE BEST
>>66218186
So they have more time to sob in the shower
>>66218418
you've been making these posts all week what is wrong with you
>>66218423
NOT ARROGANT JUST BETTER
Livershit cannot win at old Trafford it's impossible
Tis is the team.
---------------DDG--------------
Varela--Smalling--Blind - Rojo
--------Carrick----Fellaini-------
Lindgard------Mata-------Martial
------------Rashford------------
>>66218486
>Fellaini
>Carrick
Lmao
>>66218486
Looks promising, if United had this team in the Champions League, I'd have them as outside chance of getting to the semi-finals and in 2-3 years regularly winning & making the cl finals. No complaints here, nice looking team.
isn't it St Patricks day? How can an Irish team lose?
>>66218486
Blind isn't in the squad, neither is Herrera.
We are fucked desu
>>66218524
How do you know?
>>66217587
it'll depend on if LvG still persists with memepiss
>>66218509
I agree.
>Watching Paddys Day parade
>Usual floats, bubble cars and vintage tractors going around
>Marching bands up next
>All is well
>Hear airhorns and shouting
>Local Liverpool Supporters club
>Marching and signing Fields of Athenry
>>66218538
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/manchester-united-news-squad-liverpool-11053572
>>66218543
>doubting the genius that is Van Gaal
>>66218563
If this LVG bloke actually a fucking retard?
>>66218096
United fans wouldn't be able to get there as they have jobs.
Wasn't a problem for the Liverpool fans though.
>>66218603
They're injured obviously
>>66218614
>fellaini and Carrick
Lad
>>66218524
---------------DDG--------------
Varela--Smalling--Rojo - Borthwick
--------Carrick-----Swinestiger
Valencia------Mata -------Lindgard
-----------Fellaini-------------
>>66218632
Wow all my optimism for United completely gone
>>66218632
Bet we'll play a 352.
>>66218630
Schneiderlein and Fellaini will start. Schweinsteigier will come on at HT.
>>66218632
>that front 3
wew lad, not even fergie would get something out of it
>>66218632
Why are you playing Fellaini in goal
>>66218664
Provided Fellaini doesn't get himself sent off
>>66218656
-------------------- De Gea
------- Smalling - Carrick - Rojo
Varela - Schneiderlin - Fellaini - CBJ
---------------------- Mata
--------- Lingard --------- Martial
Might throw up desu
>>66218702
I'm laffin
>>66218664
>Schweinsteigier will come on at HT
that "match rhythm" bullshit again?
you can be sure that rooney will play full 90 minutes as soon as he'll recover
>>66218702
>Carrick at CB
mite start drinking nao
>>66218740
Hate his match rhythm shite. Once Fellaini stops getting injured he walks into the side easily yet players like Herrera have to wait weeks before starting after injury.
>>66218524
HI GUYZ
Man Utd are fucked. Totally fucked.
>>66218897
HOL UP
YOU SAYING WE SOME TYPE OF ELBOWIN' SQUAD
>>66218740
>>66218756
Schweinsteiger has to start and hopefully he can play the full 90.
Fuck this 'match rhythm' bollocks. This isn't October with a full squad where we can maybe afford to rest players, this is IT. This is fucking DO OR DIE time. This is our season right here. Absolutely need the strongest possible team out from the start. If he gets tired, take him off later. Start strong then go from there.
>>66218897
Future GOATs general?
>>66218897
DUDE
>>66219134
LVG has already said he's not starting.
>>66219158
Fuck off. I don't believe that.
>>66219127
pretty sure fellaini doesn't exist, it's just badr hari with a wig playing football
>the theatre of memes
what will the atmosphere be like tonight lads?
Would legit take Scholes and Giggs out of retirement for this one.
>>66219199
The greatest atmosphere of all time. Not even joking.
>>66219180
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/bastian-schweinsteiger-wont-start-manchester-11050680
>>66218517
fuck no
>>66219199
blimey, I bet you get many of them to the pound
What happened to Utd since they last played Liverpool? They beat them twice in the league but were just awful a week ago.
>>66219199
>atmosphere
>OT
kek
>>66219297
couple more injuries and hickups
meanwhile Liverpool got better despite their entire back line dying
>>66219238
Still don't believe it. It's mind games.
>>66219297
They were awful in the league game at anfield. Lord knows how they managed to pull a win from that.
>>66219199
Just watch Klopp's press conference. He was practically jizzing himself when he was asked about the atmosphere.
He knows it's going to BTFO anything he's seen in Germany.
Liverpool might win the tie, and even the game, but they won't win in the stands. This is what REALLY counts.
>>66219374
>this is why Manchester United are like they are now
>>66219374
This.
Frankly I didn't give a shit about the 2-0 last week, because we drowned out their 'You'll never walk alone' bollocks at the start with our chants of "Manchester, Manchester, Manchester".
That felt even better than a goal. At the end of the day that's what football is all about. Getting one over your rivals supporters.
>>66219408
>>66219374
shit samefagging troll
>>66219390
>>66219417
Actually no.
But you are welcome to fuck off and support City if you want.
>>66219408
You drowned it out on BT due to their sound setup.
I was at anfield, you didn't drown anything out lad.
>>66219408
i watched that on TV and god i wish i was there, the feeling that gave me, knowing that the whole world was watching gave me goosebumps
>>66217587
blown to smithereens, they're lucky if they can keep it single digits.
How did Fellaini not get banned for the elbow?
If Suarez did it, he would get a 10 match ban.
>>66219158
tbf this could have been before he knew Herrera was out
>>66219453
>this delusion
BT tried to swap the audio half-way through so they could only focus on the Liverpool fans. You can hear it get quieter all of a sudden about 30 seconds in, but still 2k United fans are louder than 40k Liverpool fans
>>66219513
It's because he isn't fully fit yet according to LVG.
We'll see though lad.
so many people pretending to be united fans itt
please fuck off
I didn't hear the United fans once last week.
Everybody was complimenting the Liverpool fans though.
>>66219519
Lad just give up. I was at anfield. Manchester were only heard between verses.
>>66219506
Because it wasn't an elbow you sissy faggot. He pushes him away with his arm, he doesn't strike him.
Henderson did something worse in the first 5 minutes, tried to stamp down with his studs, automatic red which he only got a yellow for.
Cheating fucks. Typical special treatment for Liverpool.
>>66219475
false flag pls go
dont you ABUs have anything better to do
>>66219544
You probably thought the chants were by Liverpool fans when it was actually United. Easy mistake to make.
United have a counter-song to every Liverpool song i.e. the same exact tune but different words mocking them.
You got them mixed up, easy mistake to make.
>>66219535
us Liverpool diehards, huh?
YNWA f.am
>>66219593
No, I know the difference. I still didn't hear them.
------------------De Gea
-Varela--Smalling--Rojo--CBJ
------------------Schneiderlin
-----Schweinsteiger-Fellaini
--Rashford--------------Memphis
------------------Martial
this would win 5-1
>>66219625
*lose 5-1
seriously though any line-up with Schweinsteiger and Fellaini is complete shit.
>>66219593
this
"liv-er-pool, liv-er-pool" becomes "mur-der-ers, mur-der-ers"
"you'll never walk alone" becomes "you'll never get a job"
etc.
i barely heart the Liverpool fans last week. it was all united. even after the goals.
the drowning out of you'll never walk alone at the start was priceless though, i was watching on TV with my dad (a neutral) and he was pissing himself laughing "they won't like that" he said
if a handful of united fans can outsing the whole of anfield on a 'special european night' then just imagine what it's going to be like tonight... wow
>>66219625
we should just play the exact same team as we did against arsenal and the same system and style of play
if we do that, with the bonus of Old Trafford bouncing on st paddys night, then we'll fucking destroy them
none of this 90% possession, dull passing, no attacking nonsense
>>66219667
Something doesn't become true if you keep repeating it. Nobody in commentary or the pundits complimented United fans. It was all Liverpool.
>>66219711
>we'll fucking destroy them
United fans actually believe this
>>66219551
No shit, if you were actually there, that it sounded like Liverpool were louder because you were literally standing AMONG the fans singing...
How do you think it sounded for the United fans in the United section?
Trust me, United fans BTFO Liverpool fans. Not just during the start but throughout the game.
>>66219752
I was next to the away stands you delusional retard.
>>66219716
that's because it's media policy to lick the arse of Liverpool supporters and promulgate the 'famed anfield atmosphere' myth because they're scared of upsetting the sensitive liverpool babbies
>>66219716
No shit. They're all notriously ABU. Full of ex-Scousers. Didn't hear Rio or Scholes mention the Liverpool fans at all.
Happens every time United play. Sometimes the commentators have the balls to say that "Great atmosphere created by the Stoke fans" or something when it's obvious that the song you're hearing is "United Road" or something.
Commentators never, ever give United fans any praise. Ever.
>>66219769
Oh that's convenient. You just happened to be in that exact spot eh?
Picture evidence or GTFO you delusional retard.
I will be reverse google searching them so don't bother cheating.
>>66219769
if you were next to 2,000 away fans I'm pretty sure you would have heard them
United fans are insufferable and I'm glad their club is rotting
>mfw manure are knocked out by livershit
>>66219792
THIS.
>muh special european night
>muh wonderful YNWA played full blast through the tannoy system and then silence for 90 minutes afterwards
>muh stupid flags that only appear at the start of the game then vanish as soon at kick-off
It used to be a Sky marketing trick. Looks like BT are catching on too.
>>66219884
>livershit
Wow rude.
>>66219860
>>66219769
oh really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nCwuNHExv0
It's funny because United literally sung "WHERE'S YOUR FAMOUS ATMOSPHERE?" for about 3 minutes straight.
>>66219962
Alright mate we get it. No need to keep spamming it.
>>66219995
First time I, or anyone has, posted it ITT...
Is this you
>>66219769
?
>>66220038
You've been samefagging about the atmosphere for ages.
I dislike both clubs. I am enjoying the decline of Manure more though.
>>66219663
Schweinsteiger is great and in a very specific role Fellaini can be good too. We have to stop Liverpool overrunning midfield with Klopp's memes again.
>>66219925
Listen to the end of that clip. Those manure chumps were clearly outsung/drowned out by the YNWA.
i hate manure as much as the next guy but i have a feeling they'll win tonight, maybe not by enough goals but 3-1 or something
liverpool are not a great team, their keeper is poor, their defense is a bit of a mess, they have improved but they're nothing special and i think at 2-0 they might take their feet of the gas a little, something they can't afford to do at a place like old trafford where the fans will be going mental for 90 minutes
i think the young united players might have a rush of blood to the head and go on a frenzy a bit like against the full time plumbers and arsenal at old trafford
i think it'll be a very nervy game for a liverpool fan but they'll probably edge through
>>66220099
>6 minute clip
>10 seconds at the end Liverpool fans were louder when the united fans were between songs
wow, super impressive for 40,000 people in their biggest game of the season against what? 1200? 1500?
also, that wasn't the europa league game which is the one everyone is discussing
CBJ better play. We need goals and he is great going forward.
>>66220070
Nope. First post about it ITT.
>decline
Well enjoy it while it lasts because you have about 2 months left of it.
>>66220070
>I am enjoying the decline of Manure more though.
Aww. Did they ruin your childhood? Did the big Man United bullies laugh at you? Did you have to spend every weekend watching United win trebles and doubles?
Is that what has caused your bitter resentment and frustration to an inanimate sports organisation?
Pretty pathetic t.b.h. You should consider growing up.
>>66220310
No because my home team wins more than you do
>>66220310
it is really funny though
what if united somehow manage to advance? what would happen next
>>66220387
LvG contract extension followed by loss to city, loss to west ham and being put out in the next round
>>66220387
Thankfully we live at a time when United are utter shit and are literally incapable of overturning a 2-0 deficit against a decent team.
>>66220387
if we avoid Dortmund or any of the remaining Spanish teams we can win in the QFs
>>66219865
Mou and Ibra will save the day
>yfw they lose 3-0 today
Who /notABanyoneButenjoyshavingagoodlaugh/ here?
>>66220368
Well of course it is.
Just the same as it's funny to see the girl who rejected you when you were in highschool and then laughed at you and teased you in front of everyone become a drug-addicted single mum on benefits begging people on the streets for a quid.
Doesn't change the fact you're still the Beta who was butthurt about it 4 years ago.
>>66220513
Projection
>>66220387
/sp/ would implode
>>66220513
that comparison doesn't really work mate
you're the beta in that case, sticking around for that girl, knowing she's just going to implode further
I'm like the lad who disliked her in high school because she was an arrogant cunt and attracted all the other cunts at school to her
>>66220527
Yes, projecting your insecurities and butthurt into the public view.
>>66220552
>you're the beta in that case, sticking around for that girl,
I don't think you understand it. YOU are the Beta in this example. Not me. I'm not even in this analogy at all.
Try again.
>>66220576
regardless, enjoy the match my friend.
I'm sure there will be plenty to like about it.
>>66220554
Your previous posts make this one even more hilarious than it previously would have been.
>>66220310
>this butthurt
ahaha delicious.
united fans are literally cracking up
>>66219962
typical tinpot team fans with no songs of their own so sing about the opposition
>>66220513
the whole country is laughing at united. theyre the laughing stock of the league the past few seasons. itll end of course but its hilarious right now
>>66220710
please have sex
>>66219151
JUST
How do you lot have time for sport when there's a hoard of rapefugees coming to europe?
>>66220429
>decent team
>>66220710
>Being 6th is laughable
>Being the only English club left in 3 major competitions is laughable
>Clinching record sponsorship deals every year is laughable
>Signing world class footballers and attracting the best managers in the world (Mourinho confirmed) is laughable
Yeah... hilarious. My sides are in orbit.
Oh wait, it's not actually funny at all and you're just a frustrated faggot who had a shitty childhood because United literally dominated world football for 20 years :^)
Carry on.
>>66220873
ABUs BTFO and thread killed off nicely.
Well played.
>>66220802
You can't post about that.
I got banned earlier for mentioning the fans of football teams that are welcoming refugees.
>>66220873
Man United being stuck in 6th less than 3 years after Ferguson retires is definitely laughable, son.
>>66222420
>>66222420
>>66222420
game thread
>>66222552
What does that make Liverpool, Chelsea and the 14 teams below them then?
Beyond laughable?
>>66222676
Chelsea is a one off occasion, there's no doubt to anyone that United will not be making any title challenges for the next 20 years
>>66222725
>there's no doubt to anyone that United will not be making any title challenges for the next 20 years
Hahahaah OH WOW.
This is what ABUs actually believe.
The title is United's next year m8. Just face reality. Under Mourinho they will be unstoppable.
