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What do you do, /sp/? What do you do?
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What do you do, /sp/?

What do you do?
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>>66137048
Lose the game
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Get close to a defender, sink the three and take a dive to simulate a foul.
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>>66137075
You... you just lost the game.
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>>66137082
Who >Lakers here
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Bring /wwe/ back to this board
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>>66137114
Wrestling doesn't have points.

Because it's fucking fake.
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ramp it over the keeper's head
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>>66137048
Doug Flutie that shit.
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Throw a hail mary to the end zone
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>>66137048
It's the 96th minute and you're playing your relegation rival in a 6 pointer and you win a penalty. You score the penalty in <1 second and win your team 6 points. 6 >4
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>>66137117
Bringing it to this board gives you 4 points you dumb fuck
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>>66137143
No, the WWE is fake no matter what board it's on.

You seem upset.
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>>66137152
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>>66137048
Cross the endzone
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>>66137048
Give it to Steph Curry
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>shot three
>flop as hard as possible to draw foul
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>>66137048
Ask myself why I'm playing a clearly inferior sport.
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>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""sports""""""""""""""""""""""""""" that are dictated by clocks
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... Fuck
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>>66138078
This
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Cut inside.
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Hit it straight to the boundary.
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>>66138206
but you'd need double 2 to win
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>>66138318
you've never had sex, have you?
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>>66137157
I mean, they literally renamed the other board "Alternative Sports & Wrestling" just to acknowledge that it's not a sport.

You were BTFO the fuck out for all eternity.
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>>66137048
rig it for /mlp/
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Fire my head coach and blame the AD.
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Give the ball to Tucker
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>>66137048
Throw a touchdown
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>>66137048
straight drive for a 4 m8.
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talk shit to an opponent to draw a technical foul
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Make him hit me after the bell to get him DQd
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>>66137048
3 pointer+and 1
lay up +and 1, miss free throw, get rebound and put back in (did this in a high school game before)
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>>66137048
What sport is this?
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Give the ball to Marshawn Lynch
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>>66137048
hit a grand slam
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>>66137075
lost
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>>66146598
>lay up +and 1, miss free throw, get rebound and put back in (did this in a high school game before)

it's not like we don't know you're lying so i don't see the point
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>>66137048
touchdown
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>>66146598
>i did this in a video game while i was in high school
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Hit a grand slam
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accelerate hard in the last second to finish the 1500m a bit quicker and gain the 5 points required to win the decathlon
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Hail Mary
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>>66137048

long throw to the lanklet on the team for a tip in lay-up, takes 0.3 seconds
foul or steal for another meme tip-in
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>>66137048
foul every .1 seconds as the other team only increases their lead till time expires
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>draw square
>square has 4 points
>have 4 points
>win.

wew lads this was so hard.
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>>66137048

Get the ball to Reggie "Fucking" Miller.

He'll find a way.
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>>66138078

The only true answer. This is why baseball will be the eternal GOAT sport
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Put in Tmac. He'll find a way
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>>66146636
This
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Pass it on the one yard line.
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>>66137048
change opponents team to brazil nt
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>>66152265
Question: Does it take 1 second to scroll all the goals?
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>>66137048
Sinks the brown ball
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>>66137048
call fisher out of retirement and send him in
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>>66146598
>leaf talking about basketball

what could a canadian POSSIBLY know about basketball? nothing. also fuck rbl
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>>66152264
gets me every time
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>>66157738
such shit tier bait its embarrassing
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>>66137048
Shoot a 3 and draw a foul as it goes in.
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>>66157766
no you
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>>66137133
Speak English please.
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>>66147039
>I did this in a video game while I was high after school
FTFY
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>>66157777
damn checked
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Hit a grand slam
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run to the 3 pt line, get the ball and kick my leg out on the 3 pointers, and one, make the free throw, game over
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>>66151494

Tru
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>>66162890

Only reasonable answer.
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>>66137048
Score five points, faggot
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>>66137048
Hail Mary, or fake that and run a screen pass for lulz
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>>66137133
>Nigel in charge of math
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Run 10 meters in the 100m dash of a decathlon
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