What does this guy actually do?
>>66048305
he's a soccer player, I think for spain or something
>>66048305
same thing everyone else does. Ur mum.
>>66048305
he takes corners
meme out?
>>66048305
He achieves 98% sideways pass completion
> the best player in his country's history is called Owen Hargreaves
> wouldn't even play for them
>>66048711
>getting butthurt over le gay pass sideways man
Jesus Christ Hans, have some self respect for once.
>>66048602
this. think about penaldo and his goals, that's how kroos treats pass completion
>>66048305
pointless passing. would be perfect for man u desu
>>66048737
> The best player in his country's history is called Miroslav Klose
> wouldn't even play for them
how would he ideally fit into the system, lads? no james?
bayol - benzemail - TSUu
kroos?
>>66048305
He listens to Pur and feels nostalgic about a socialist dictatorship he didn't get to experience.
Your average young Ossi, really.
>not rating Querpass-Toni
>Xavi passes sideways
"Holy shit, he's the GOAT!!"
>Kroos does the same
"He's useless!"
>>66048806
That would be Zbigniew Boniek/Kazimierz Deyna/Grzegorz Lato/Andrzej Szarmach/Robert Lewandowski. But well meme'd I guess.
>>66048305
He takes great free kicks and corners. 5 star week foot , great passer
>>66048870
If his name was Antonio Crossonini people would call him a midfield mastermind.
waste his talent playing lame security passes to penaldo
>>66048870
Xavi was cute Kroos is a kraut shit
>>66048882
They're nothing compared to Zgbzrgrz Rzdrzjszwsk
>>66049026
CHI
>>66048870
If his name was Tony Cruise people would call him the next Scholes
>>66049063
If his name was Tony Cruise he'd sit on the bench at Man City and not start for Real Madrid
>>66049063
If he were black, he would've sold half.
>>66048305
str8 forgot about this nigga
>>66048305
Schweinsteiger 2.0, accurate sideways passes and fooling every "expert" with it
>>66048305
He's the best ball-playing CB in leliga and can tackle with both feet.
>>66049314
He's pretty good. I just wish he was faster
>>66048711
>>66048806
BTFO
>>66048305
I wish USA had a clone of him. He's who Michael Bradley wishes he was and had the potential to be
>>66048918
Don't you mean midfield general, Mehmet?
>>66049476
>Mahmet
Is this the hindu-dindus' famous self-ironic humor?
>>66049656
wellmemedmyfriend.png
>>66049063
Scholes was shit anyways
>>66048711
>>66048806
>>66048305
He memes the ball to the right, strolls a tad bit, takes a rest and memes the ball to the left. Then strolls a tad bit, takes a rest and memes the ball to the right. Then strolls a tad bit, takes a rest and memes the ball to the left.
And etc for ~90 min. High german precision machinery.
>bayern rejects
He´s a shit
>>66051739
deluded
>>66051896
There is a bit of truth to it.
If Buyern really wanted to, they could hold Kroos even from RM, like they do with Muller and Neuer.
Instead they let him go for a sub-50m price when he asked for a measly wage increase.
Technically he is a buyern reject.
>>66052044
R.M wasn't interested in Muller nor Neuer.
>>66052044
> best German player of 2014
>reject
lol
>>66052093
>best German player of 2014
That was Neuer, he was nominated for the Ballon d'Or
>>66052136
http://www.dfb.de/en/news/detail/toni-kroos-is-germanys-player-of-the-year-114181/
nazi officer in his free time
>>66049034
kekking at germany in this thread
>>66051154
>7-1
he looks like me
>>66048861
thanks for this cultural insight anon
>>66052158
Now tell us how the fifxi pro is also right, fuckface
srs question euros
is he actually any good, memes aside?
>>66058802
Yes, as long as he's used correctly, not shoved into the defensive midfielder position where he has no idea what he's doing half of the time.
and don't listen to the BUT HE ONLY PASSES SIDEWAYS retards. Sideway passes are not a bad thing, you'd average 25% possession in a game if you only passed it forward
>>66058847
You're right, he's not a DM cause he can't defend for shit. Not a creative or OM either.
In fact, I'm not really sure what he is. Some sort of midfielder that plays in front or by the side of the proper DM and does short passing and nothing more, I suppose.
I think we've invented a new role and position in football lads.
>>66058985
he's a simple all around CM, kind of like Xavi just much worse. Xavi wasn't a defensive midfielder nor an offensive midfielder, just something in between - a central midfielder
He's brilliant for a possession based game so absolutely nothing while Halal go 100mph to hoof it to Ronaldo and Bale.
>>66048305
wins world cups
destroys brazil
>>66048305
He drives
>implying that assist for Higuain in the World Cup final wasn't world class
He feels underrated whilst warming the bench at elite clubs.
He's made millions way.
He's world class. It's just that Halal can't into football and wastes all of their players using them in the wrong positions
>>66058998
This
Difference is Xavi has the creativity to pull off some amazing through passes from time to time. Kroos just sits there to keep possession.
>>66048305
He was a little more exciting to watch in Leverkusen. Who doesn't like blooters?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koiYs4Qh1ak
