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Gomenasai, my name is Neymar-Sama. I’m a 23 year old Brazilian
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Gomenasai, my name is Neymar-Sama.

I’m a 23 year old Brazilian Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors in the favela and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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fuck you neymar you fucking cunt
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>superior japanese games
>mentions final fantasy
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chuckled
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Disgea is shit tho
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpJX8y2iUJg
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>>66026658
what does Gomenasai mean
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>>66028279
means sorry, and it's used incorrectly, but that's part of the (shitty) joke
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>>66026681
>>66026965
Yeah, those games are complete shit compared to bus driver simulator.
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>>66026658
>I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
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>>66028349
I'm actualy impressed tbqhf
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>>66028349
Your technique is looking good mate, looks cold in Spain though ay?
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>>66028332
Everything is better than the World of Soviet Power Fantasy series.
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>>66028349
Why are all weebs fat fucks with a neckbeard?

Don't they realise that beard screams "virgin"?
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>>66028349
why is it always jugs of water? What did they do to anger the neckbeards?
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Check my kawaii gf, you baka gaijins.
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>messi-retired-from-football.webm
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>>66026658
old pasta never gets old
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>haters
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