Do you think when he goes home after a flopping in a game that actually matters, he looks in the mirror and tells himself he's the best player in the world?
>>65998691
Who cares? He's the ballhogging, insecure egomaniac autist you played with after school, grown up.
he probably just goes to the local park, plays with some kids and scores 19 goals to restore his confidence
In his mind he is the best in the world. In his mind he scored those 4 goals against Atletico and won the match for Real.
>>65998726
>implying he could score any goals with nobody to provide him tap ins
>>65998726
>plays with some kids
What are you suggesting, anon?
>>65998691
Nah, he goes home and takes his boyfriends dick in his arse.
>>65999754
Saucy
> Play final of Euro Cup, at home, while being 19 yrs old
> loses
He never recovered from that.
>>65998760
>implying he doesn't pressure Benzema into coming over to assist him
>>66007094
This. And all the big teams that year choked. They lost it to fucking Greece of all countries.
>a game that actually matters
In my mind those games are against Malmo FC and therefore irrelevant.
>>66008190
Shut up, beaner.
>>66008269
In my mind I'm a 6'3" aryan.
>Its a sunny afternoon in Madrid
>Ronaldo is slowly tying his boots
>he gets up
>looks at himself in the mirror
>"this is it"
>"they already won the treble last year, this year is ours
>match starts
>Suarez scores
>Neymar scores
>Iniesta scores
>Suarez scores
>Ronaldo unties his shoes
>Tears are slowly building up in his eyes
>Marcelo pats him in the back
>He pushes him away and sulks "fodase"
>He looks at himself in the same mirror
>Tears rolling down his red cheeks now
>He punches the mirror
>It breaks and he gets glass all over his hand
>He starts crying intensely now
>Bale comes over to calm him down
>he starts yelling at Bale "cut your stupid hair you buffoon" he screams
>The rest of the team leave him alone
>gets to his car
>bandage on his hand
>can't grab the steering wheel
>he starts kicking his car as Pepe drives by and stops
>"want a ride home, Cris?"
>"fuck you you bald shit face, if it weren't for you Suarez wouldn't have scored"
>Ronaldo's chauffeur drives him home
>he drops the keys as he tries to open the door with his bandaged hand
>he starts crying heavily
>he manages to get in
>he goes to bed
>he suddenly notices a bulge in his calvin klein underwear
>he reaches out for his penis but realises hes bandaged hand once again
>he is yelling at his hand now
>he tries to masturbate with his left hand but his penis keeps slipping out of his grasp
>he calls an escort
>he tells her to put a Messi mask on while he fucks her in the ass
>cums with the force of a thousand suns
>curls in bed and cries himself to sleep
>>65999754
>goes home
Do you mean "flies to Morocco"?
>>66008462
youtried.jpg
>>66008462
fantastic
>>66007434
Kek
>>66008462
1/10
Apply yourself, anon.
>>66008462
Sos un capo, anon
i would give anything to go back and make Ramos miss that goal and strip this piece of shit of his champions league "win"
>>66020738
scorchio!
probably just stares into the mirror screaming 'TSUUUUUU' until he gets into the fetal position and sobs himself to sleep
>tfw >we are the reason Ronaldo will never have an international trophy
>>66008462
10/11
