mandatory software for italian soccer teams
>German 'banter'
Good effort Hans, keep at it
>>65928859
>english sausages
lel he made joke
I thought it was funny
ha ha!
hey guys cut me some slack im just getting into this humour thing after 70 years of wwII shaming
>>65929074
Haha!
He depricated himself with a trite Germans are unfunny Nazis joke!
Its a double ontandra!
>>65929105
I'm post-irony sorry i dont get this post
but i bet it's real witty and smart huh
I bet Germans were the funniest people on the planet before WW2 happened and they got traumatized.
Germans are hilarious, seriously. Not just Hitler, most Germans.
>>65928707
>bus simulator
I'm not even surprised anymore.
Is there a job not covered yet, or have all fields of human endeavor already been graced with a simulator?
>>65929881
haven't seen a NEET simulator yet desu
>>65930006
We are the simulation, Joao.
>>65929881
Based germany
>>65929799
>Hitler
>German
>>65929881
>no simulator simulator
game designers are a shame to the innovative spirit tbvh
It's been a while were the best buses are parked by english teams.
>>65930094
>dat high level of German autism.
>>65929697
>>65929799
Do the krauts have a German Female Bolice Sim?
>Simulators are boring
Okay, they went overboard here but everyone loved Simcity, Sims and Rollercoaster Tycoon.
>>65928908
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/germany-traditional-sausages-banned-public-canteens-out-respect-muslims-claims-merkel-ally-1547074
>german sausages
>>65930400
Japan is in charge of that genre.
>>65930424
desu simulators are pretty fun if they also have other content aside from just the simulation, like Euro Truck Simulator
>>65930094
>bottom right
>Reef Shot
Tell me that's a game about taking pictures of shit underwater
>>65930803
It is.
>>65929881
Car mechanic simulator is actually great and very calming
Sick music too
>>65930843
fucking hell germany
Also I think it's the one with the most copies left. Because who the fuck buys that
>>65931114
>implying that isn't awesome as fuck
>>65928707
Can someone explain the joke to me please
>>65931114
fuck me
how do you not cry yourself to sleep after playing this
>mfw parking the bus is a legitimate strategy
>mfw diving is a legitimate strategy
>mfw hack a shaq is a legitimate strategy
>mfw walking a big bat is a legitimate strategy
>>65928707
it was good hans, don't stop trying
>>65931114
So it's like a shittier Endless Ocean
>>65930313
>>65931114
It's Pokemon Snap without the meme-monsters.
>>65931300
Italian teams have a reputation for being defensive.
'Parking the bus' is a euphemism for playing negative ultra defensive football.
>>65931114
Pretty based, imagine someone with a medical condition who will never get to SCUBA for real. They'd enjoy it.
>>65929799
Hitler was Austrian mate
>>65931937
tßf, that's like saying Bale's not British cause he's Welsh.
i think germans are the japanese of white people
>>65930094
I have hundreds of hours on Farm Simulator and Euro Truck Simulator.
I fucking love these games.
Only bad part is so many of them are poorly made shit. But the good ones are great.
>>65932186
Japanese are the white people of Aisa though.
>>65928707
>>65930094
Finally found the image I was looking for
>>65932057
Except that Österreich is not a part of Deutschland, whereas Wales is a part of the UK.
Do Germans view Austria as part of the motherland then?
>>65932508
"german" is a culture, not a state
>>65932651
Okay so you see Austria as German even if it's not part of Deutschland?
Maybe that's comparable to us and Ireland then... we see Ireland as British even though it's a different country (although to be fair the Irish don't see themselves as British... they definitely don't)
Do Austrians see themselves as German?
How many people in each country do you think would be in favour of unifying Germany and Austria?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOQzwuw1P9M
>>65932871
Didn't realise Germany was full of c.u.c.k.s
>>65931508
Thank you
>>65930094
BRIDGE CONSTRUCTOR FUCKING MASSIVE KEK HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>65928707
Is that the same bus they bring refugees to Germany on?
>>65930094
>new york taxi: die simulator
>>65930094
Why don't just go outside and do all this stuff?
Fucking white people.
>>65931454
It's nice to see that Americans live up to their heritage
>>65936385
completely accurate desu
>>65936440
They do. That's what is funny. Germans can't not work
>>65937198
It's actually a big scam. We are as lazy as everyone else. Still people think Germans are hardworking.
>>65936440
>why don't you just go outside an drive a train
pretty sure i'd get arrested
