NASCAR @ Atlanta Prerace Thread
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Coverage has started on Fox
>>65855959
Thank you based low downforce.
How many miles is the race?
We expecting this race to be good? Trying to decide if ima watch
So, who /a/ here?
>>65856133
Hello lad
>>65856133
fuck off back to /F1/
>>65856178
u wot? Do you think I'm a pleb or something?
Nascar > F1 all the way baby
>>65856126
I am not.
But they have made a really, really low downforce package so the cars are really, really squirrelly in the corners.
Also apparently because of the low downforce, the tyres go off quickly. So it's a lot more down to talent behind the wheel than setup and strategy on the pit box. Except the guys that really know how to work together (CC and driver) will shine.
Having said that, it could still be really long, boring, green flag runs.
>>65856091
500 today.
>>65856126
Low downforce and heavy tire wear today should make it a good race.
>German, Spanish, and French feed
WHY AREN'T THESE PEOPLE SPEAKING AMERICAN
TRUMP 2016
Link: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/nascar49c/pop-out
>that bear
Does RaceView have a free trial any more?
Wtf is mikey doing
>>65856133
Hello friend
HYPED
Y
P
E
D
>join the army
>god
>robin meade
I forgot this was taking place in TurnerLand.
>Robin Meade Robin Meade
why are NASCAR fans so standoffish towards fans of F1? They're both equally shit in their own ways
>muh God
This anthem is shit
AMERICA MOTHERFUCKERS
>>65856708
Must suck being a sperg.
>>65856712
I haven't heard a good one in forever.
i got the rv captcha for this thread nice
This anthem sucks
>>65856707
Both are shit indeed, but at least NASCAR has contact and passing and American drivers
>>65856707
People without a dick up their ass either watch both or just ignore the one they dont' like.
Why the fuck does everyone feel the need to put their own "spin" on the national anthem?
>>65856599
Don't think so.
Not worth it anyway as it's ass, though scanner's aight
>>65856794
branding
>>65856707
Both fans are fucking drama whores.
>the old nascar fox theme with the guitar is back
Nostalgia
Go Jamie Mcpick2!
Now THAT'S a starting command!
>two Roush cars starting in the top 5
Is this real?
FOR GOD AND COUNTRY
death metal show?
>>65856707
Because f1 fans are European.
Based Robert Patrick
how come the crowds are always so shitty at this track? i though southern folk loved nascar
Anyone who isn't a Southerner ever been in a QuikTrip?
I stopped in one in Kannapolis last month and it was the cleanest, most immaculate gas stop I've ever been in. The bathrooms were like nothing I've ever seen and were incomparably private. It was nothing like the usual dirty, AIDS-ridden convenience stores back home.
I'm here for the drifting
Waltrip said dem cars bout to be loose goose
>>65856995
I live in Kansas. They actually are clean now that you mention it.
>>65856708
Fuck off commie
>>65856990
atlanta is full of nogs
also, cletus and jim-bob can't afford tickets to these races anymore.
Alright well I'm sick and I've splurged on RaceView. I'm listening to Danica because it's a guilty pleasure to see how out of touch she is.
This post's factoid: her spotter has the flu and is feeling really, really weak. he had to sit down for a while after getting up to the stand.
Factoid #2: T-Stew just came on and said "BABYGIRL IT'S YOUR BOSS"
BASED BLANEY
>>65856995
Great places. Second only to Buc-ees
>>65856995
have you never been to a wawa?
I still don't even know what this race name is advertising.
wow perfect timing
>>65857133
Folds of Honor is a scholarship program for military brats.
Quiktrip is a gas station/convenience store in the south
Second time watching a race, why does Atlanta's track look so shitty?
>>65857268
Because an older surface means better racing
>>65857268
Because it is shit, watch the cars slide in the turn exits later
JUNEBUG WOOOOOOOO
>>65856990
It's Atlanta which is notorious for being a shitty sports town. No one gets good attendance and the old-time folk who went to these races are being replaced by blacks who are even shittier about attendance.
>>65857124
I'm from the area surrounding New York City. I stopped at a Wawa near Pocono once and didn't have time to stake the place out.
>>65857268
Because the surface is almost 20 years old.
based old ashpault
Rolling for first wreck
>mfw how bad the NXS race was
>mfw how good the Truck race was
>impying hamlin isn't destroying his tires
these youngsters cant into tire management
[X] Sideforce
>>65857399
you get like 70 sets of tires per race, it just doesn't matter anymore
>>65857399
Is there a lap number where the tyres tend to fall off? Like in F1 everyone's tyres drop off all within a few laps of each other.
Also, >implying Hamlin is a youngster.
>>65857092
>wasting money on raceview
Good goy!
>>65857473
>that flag
>tyres
Holy shit that camera is already cracked.
>>65857481
Dude it's ten bucks for a month. You probably
>2016
>not drinking water
Amerifats
>>65857502
spend more on Hot Pockets in a week.
Who /vroominnewman/ here??
>>65857502
I penny pinch every thing I make, I don't want to waste money
>Hamlin
lel, hamlin getting eaten alive now
This is good racing. Faster cars can pass and don't get stuck in air.
>>65857473
Depends what the track is, what the track conditions are, and how hard you're driving the car. If you're flooring it and riding the bottom all the way around, they'll obviously fall apart faster.
>>65857538
He's over-due to win. Maybe today is the day.
>>65857600
If not today I definitly think he wins at least one this year
>>65857538
He's an overweight never-was.
I used to like him because he had an engineering degree from Purdue (I don't know how many other drivers even have a college degree). But he tries too hard when it doesn't matter (Rusty Wallace syndrome) and nothing is ever his fault.
I'm over him.
Why do you watch a dead sport?
5.11 overnight ratings for the 500
Come on now!
>>65857708
why do you need to be comforted by popularity in order to enjoy something? you can't make decisions for yourself?
>>65856995
If you're ever down to Texas stop in at a Buc-ee's. It's a convenience store/travel stop the size of a first-generation Wal-Mart. All funded by Eagle Ford oil money. Immaculately clean and fucking enormous even by our standards. There's even one ten miles from COTA, which is closer than NASCAR will ever be.
>>65857668
Cries over EVERY superspeedway wreck
Lapping cars in only 20 laps....
Back markers need to go.
What's the frequency of wrecks at this track? I feel like the low downforce means more spins at this place
>water cooler dale is back
>>65857743
I don't watch a bunch of rednecks driving in circles
I drive a truck for a living, does that make me an athlete?
I am posting whil I dri
>>65857784
Between the lack of down force and murdertire asphalt, hopefully a lot.
>>65857807
>not liking water cooler dale
some kinda communist?
>>65857784
I dunno, this is only the second race that I'm watching.
They seem to be able to spread out easier than at Dayton, which I would assume would lead to fewer wrecks.
>>65857765
>that feel when Archie St. Hilaire's car is guaranteed in the field for at least the next three years despite being total shit while the Wood Brothers have to fight for bones in the street
>>65857752
One is going up right next to TMS
>>65857810
Have you driven it at 200 mph?
>>65857810
https://youtu.be/pr4Xyn4J81k?t=794
Speed it up to 2x and it's just like NASCAR
>>65857834
They spread out naturally at open tracks like this
They bunch up at Daytona due to aerodynamic effects
Why is Dale Jr not embracing his last name?
He.jsnt an in your face asshole like SR was....why?
Do you guys have any interest in me listening to any particular driver? I usually switch to drivers that are racing each other close because they say mean stuff about each other. I just tuned into Newman because of >>65857538
and he's not saying much. He said "Just feels really rigid." "Struggling with being consistent here."
>Went from 43 cars to 40 and still cant fill the field
Soon
>>65857871
because he's a homosexual
>>65857876
Danica is guaranteed gold. So is krut if he starts running poorly
>>65857871
branding
>>65857708
That's too bad. Because NASCAR owns almost all the racing in the USA. Including all the LeMans stuff.
So if NASCAR fails we all fail
>>65857871
He doesn't want to die.
>>65857877
That Kansas race was one of the funnest races I watched with /sp/
>battle for the lead in a green flag run
>>65857912
Motorsports.
It's in the fucking name. Fuck off. It's not like NASCAR threads are like the fucking mandrama threads.
>>65857871
do you really think he enjoyed being called "little E" for such a long time? do you ever wonder that al unser jr was driven to alcohol because everyone calls him "little Al"? jr's done a good job escaping most of the shadow and forging his own identity as a mediocre driver
>>65857906
Why not go to your local short track instead?
>hurrvick
>>65857904
Roger that. Switching to Danicles.
Oh shit Keselowski is going to pit in a couple of laps (lap 39).
>>65857953
why not both? the races don't happen at the same time usually
Harvicks tires were shredded
Who dafuq is this other Earnhardt in the field? Did Dale have a bastard redheaded Pakistani stepchild on his final meth bender before turning right?
>That RF tire from Harvick's car
God damn, this track is eating rubber.
>>65858031
Yeah and he affects a mustache like his dad. It's pathetic.
So that >>65858036
was Harvick's tyre? No wonder he was dropping back.
>>65858031
Dale has like 15,000 cousins with the name Earnhardt all over NC
It's the south, ya know
>>65858006
Hope someone screencapped it, it was canvas on the inside
>>65857855
Actually NASCAR is just like this
http://youtu.be/91k_efWKMoA
>DAT TIRE
>Whitt getting TV time
>>65858058
typical bmw driver
And now half the field is piloting F16s while the other half is in turboprops.
>>65858054
>last name is earndhart
>not related
>tfw
who /surprisewinner/ here?
>>65858121
Are you implying that turboprops are shit?
>>65858126
Im going with water cooler, law of averages says he wins this
>>65858031
Jeffrey. Kerry's son/Dale's grandchild
He's a better MMA fighter than he is a driver.
>>65858143
>walmart
>ad promoting race mixing
Oy vey cultural enrichment
>>65857946
Well, the man drama threads were relegated to asp
Also, people with a urine fetish call it watersports, does that make it a sport?
>>65857912
If you don't like it, why are you here?
Any bets on when Fox gives us some new theme music to come back from commercial to? I've been hearing that guitar riff since they started on this channel.
>>65857765
They are going.
>>65858261
they just brought that guitar riff back this year after a long, long absence
>>65858259
To drive some sense into your brians
I was conceived on a shortbus
>>65858312
Maybe I was hearing it in my mind.
>Nationwide Dale Jr. Performance Report
Because we didn't have the 88 far enough up our collective asses?
>>65858322
>brians
that chick has the :D face
>>65858322
I wish sense would be driven into Brian France
>>65858337
Junior is the most marketable driver on the track. Even Gimmie and Hurrvick play a distant 2nd and 3rd to him.
>>65858261
That's their original them, fuckhead
They used it from 2001-2004, dipshit
They brought it back because people bitched, fuckpenis
My penis won the popular vote
>2016
>not subscribing to Regular Car Reviews on youtube
How does KFC's Nashville Hot Chicken compare to the real thing? I had never had Hot Chicken before eating the KFC version.
what guitar riff are you guys talking about? can't pinpoint it
>>65858322
>Football
>Druggies running around a field with a ball
>"sport"
>Baseball
>Druggies running around in a circle
>"sport"
>Association Football
>Rich Europeans running up and down a field kicking a ball and faking injuries
>"sport"
>>65858438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLR7Ad28_A8
>>65858143
comparatively, yes
>>65858398
>Regular car reviews
Its some dbag from Philly who reviews regular Cara and uses toilet humor to make a video, its pointless
>another great thing about a rookie? If you dont talk about them.
What did he mean by this?
>>65858529
No shit, that's the entire point of the channel. He got salt out of 240sx owners in the s13 review, and its amazing
>Kahne 27th for no reason
>>65858538
you need to earn your stripes kiddo
>>65858557
kahne being shit is a reason
>Clint Boyer is a paid spokesman
No shit.
>>65858557
When's his contract up? Hendrick is probably counting the seconds
>>65858557
Why hasn't khane fucked off to the truck series yet?
>>65858557
>Kahne
That's all the reason you need
>>65858557
in b4 Smiff or Gaydor to the #5 in 2017
Holy shit Danica is such a choker.
She was like 5th to last car on the lead lap, ended up getting passed by like SEVEN cars in about three laps--the other cars on the lead lap, the lader to go a lap down, then by Kyle Larson so she's not the lucky dog.
She sucks so bad!
>tfw based Kansasbro Bowyer wont ever win shit
>>65858597
He just resigned last year
>>65858538
Usually it's the rookies who bring out yellow flags and it's the only time they're mentioned during a race.
>>65858620
you mean re-sign?
>This McDonald's commercial
NO WOMEN IN GAMING
BITCHES WILL DIE
>>65858761
only if it ends with you walking in on your wife getting bull cock
>>65858761
Yes
Inb4 commercial caution
>hey jeff
>jeff
>jeff
>gordon
>hey jeff, since you wont interject into this conversation I'll ask a question that contains the answer and ask your opinion
>>65858761
If you taped yourself to the front bumper while your friend drove, and you fell off and got run over and died, sure.
Are Dodge cars the only American cars worth a shit, or are they just plastic like Chevrolet and Ford?
I MISS DAYLE
>>65858863
Dodge has an engine, thats it.
This engine is great for truck-pullin comps, that's it.
>>65858863
american cars are all plastic, even the viper and corvette
>>65858988
uh what
What's that hose coming off of the back of the helmets for?
>>65858863
Volkswagen, Nissan and BMW are all currently more 'American' than Dodge, and could legally run in MurrikaCAR.
>>65858863
Dodge is shit. They're owned by Fiat so what do you expect?
>>65859062
>wearing winter gloves for driving
>>65859067
>forgetting Toyota, the most american company in the world
also Honder
I hope Kesselowski wrecks hard.
Fucking faggot.
>>65859062
Yes please make more
>>65859168
>Honder
Running my Accord until it dies. Based V6.
>Hometown Welcome, NC
NC is just great
>Ameriscooters
water cooler dale
WATER COOLER DALE
WATER COOLER DALE
how wasn't the super bowl pats vs cards? wtf
>>65859254
this one takes the cake though
>>65859378
because they sucked
>>65859378
Nigger qb vs Old HGH good ol' boy
Sjw nfl willed it.
How fucked is NASCAR when Dale Jr. retires?
Why don't we have a caution clock again?
>>65859482
quite
>>65859482
I've been watching Nascar for a solid two weeks and I'm already tattered of seeing his name mentioned every 5 minutes.
These Coke spots are fucking gold
I like how the leaders aren't really getting away from each other.
>>65859556
*Tired
Fucking autocorrect
>>65859501
Who is this boner condoner
>>65859501
Can you teach me how to drive a manual?
>the closer
Good racing so far. I like the aero changes NASCAR made, but now they just need to add the caution clock to the cup series so we don't get these long boring runs.
>>65859813
KILL YOURSELF
DO IT NOW
>>65859813
This isn't shitposting
fug
20 car improper fueling?
wtf does that mean?
KENSETH BTFO
>>65859813
Commit suicide as soon as possible, even if this was in jest.
>>65859534
>>65859813
>improper fueling
Harvick is gonna be the 2016 champ and you guys know it
>>65859965
Can you stop?
O SHIT THE WHITE CROSS
Going somewhere, Matt?
This season is going to end up being
>Kensethwinslol
Isn't it?
>>65860021
they called the improper fueling so it can be on tv
>KINSITH
>>65860028
when isn't it?
>Kensit BTFO
K E N S E T H
B T F O
T
F
O
rip kinsiss' win
>>>/tumblr/
That seems like a really ticky tacky shit rule
>>65860072
Delete your account
Did the car drive round the oval?
>>65860072
>>65860099
>>65860114
boy are you gonna be mad on Tuesday
>NASCAR fans can dish it* but they can't take it
categorically blown out!
>>65860128
yeah thats happened like 100 times now get with the program
>>65860138
he's not gonna be president either way
>>65860138
>implying based Cruz isnt going to kill it on tuesday
So many phantom issues
shit race fâm
>>65860168
Cruz MIGHT win Texas, but he's waaaaay behind everywhere else
>>65860168
>a literal reptilian
>based
Just got home, what did I miss lads?
>>65860168
Dude Cruz is pretty much proven to be the Zodiac Killer. His only hope at getting away with it is to be elected President, but the net is closing...
No cautions, some good battles around the track and for the lead, Kenseth's team just got BTFO by NASCAR
>>65860199
Kenseth got BTFO by a improper fueling penalty.
No crashes yet, 136 laps of green flag racing.
remember to report
>>65860199
Kenseth cucked. Nothing else.
>>65860191
>believing Fox News polls
Either way I'd vote for either, as long as its not Hillary
That lying bitch hillary is going to win anyways.
Bernie supporter here, but even I know we'll be saying President Trump in January.
>>65860199
It's been green the whole way. The only drama was a pit road violation by Kenseth.
who /kasich/ here?
HARVICK
A
R
V
I
C
K
>>65860234
Cuck
Are there any British drivers?
guys. where is all the debris? last year this race had 5 debris cautions. are the cars made of better materials this season?
>>65860255
UGH button down collar with a tie? EEECH.
I thought he was qualified but how can he dress like that?
Does Kenneth have flared fenders?
>>65860283
British drivers are shit
>we didn't know we had a black flag because I had my headset off
>>65860229
what do you think about this staal trade bro?
>>65860283
no they always try to turn right
>>65860284
More like Race Control has it's act together this year not looking for phantom debris. Which is good the racing has been just fine so far.
>>65860283
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Wheldon
Yeah
post stream of burgercars
>>65860320
fuck off
>>65860283
There's one guy that rides around in the back in the feeder series every now and then, but no, not really.
WATER FUCKING COOLER DALE
>>65860283
Not today, not NASCAR at least. We've got a few in Indycar now.
The last NASCAR Brit I can remember is Dario but there might have been one or two since.
WATER COOLER DALE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What team should I support then?
>>65860359
mercedes
>>65860234
My wifes son wants me to vote for bernie cause he cant vote for another six years, wat do?
>>65860359
Martin Truex Jr
All the cup drivers right now are American. Other series have some Canadians/Mexicans, really no truly foreign drivers right now.
Thought you guys might appreciate these links:
Fox Feed : http://play-pico-cl1.fs.anvato.net/m3u8/pico701-otas-wjbk/master.m3u8
In Car Feed 1 (#4): http://fs2gohlslive7-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222886/roomce21/master.m3u8
In Car Feed 2 (#11): http://fs2gohlslive7-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222887/roomce22/master.m3u8
In Car Feed 3 (#22): http://fs2gohlslive7-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222888/roomce23/master.m3u8
In Car Feed 4 (#55): http://fs2gohlslive7-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222889/roomce24/master.m3u8
In Car Feed 5 (#78): http://fs2gohlslive8-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222890/roomce25/master.m3u8
In Car Feed 6 (#88): http://fs2gohlslive8-i.akamaihd.net/hls/live/222891/roomce26/master.m3u8
>>65860383
Need to bring the Australian back.
[DEBRIS CAUTION INTENSIFIES]
>>65860394
Dunno how to open these desu
>>65860314
They're right to hold on to their remaining Firsts for the next few years, they scored with Carolina holding on to half the salary.
Just have to hope the prospect from Finland doesnt burn us one day and that they can scout well for free agents out of college like they did with Hayes
>>65860427
They work for me but I'm on an iPhone. I think you need a USA IP address.
>theyre driving the heck out of these car
Jeff is such a fag
>lelgano
How many times do they change the tires / refuel per race?
>>65860427
VLC
RIP orange cone
>lelgano
CONED
>>65860394
>#55
Watching based Chase's pit stop there was pretty cool
A race like this, a lot. At least six.
>wew
>Top runners take themselves out of this race
>Danicar wins
>>65860475
mpc-hc > vlc
Why do they do that torch/scrape thing like we just saw with the 78 team?
green all the way?
>>65860532
Thanks
>This pleasant race control today
There's no way this can last
>Bowyer will find a way to finish well in that equipment
>>65860537
pulling rubber off to get internal temps i think
>>65860359
Martin Truex Jr and Kyle Larson
>>65860473
Not sure what the fuel window is but looks like they need to stop for tires before fuel. Haven't watched the whole race but usually it's something less than 40 laps.
anyone else see bowyer crash his dirtbike last night?
>>65860537
track jews wait behind the wall the steal small bits of rubber that they can resell later
>>65860599
for those who didn't
here comes some debris
lost to the commercial. damn
Debris cautin incomin!
>>65860555
i love this. all the pleb fans will be hate it tho and demand caution clock.
>>65860394
How did NASCAR fuck up Racebuddy so bad that I'm having to resort to using these links anyway
>>65860626
Fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu53fVBeUSY
Crash in truck race last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37phyjn09s4
who /chase/ here? The boy is showing well
kensith's team threw away the race
>>65860674
blaney>>>>>chase
>>65860674
Jr, Chase and TROOX pls
>>65860674
>Chase Lelliot
>>65860674
>25
How is Sam Hornish Jr doing?
>>65860646
Jews got to racebuddy and realized it was too good for the goyim
>>65860773
>>65860677
hot take DW!!!
dale cooler water
>>65860567
What team is bowyer
Budweiser has the most annoying fucking commercials airing right now.
>Teams telling their drivers "They're going to throw a debris caution. Just wait."
>NASCAR saying the track is clear and there's no debris
>>65860843
this teebeeaitch
>>65860773
Just stick to watching his glory days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6XZpba9SKo
>>65860789
It wouldn't even work after I tried registering
They could at least get their shit together if they're gonna try this
Why do people even want a caution?
Is the lens of the start-finish camera cracked?
Awkward jeff
>>65860849
How much longer until a soda cup flies out of the stands and onto the track?
Christ, I really used to like DW, but it's time for a change.
>>65860888
activate it
>start last
>currently 7th
>big titty wife
pic related
>>65860899
>mfw instead of getting rid of DW they gave his fucking brother a job too
who /larrymac/ here?
>Tyler Perry Presents Jesus
>>65860834
Harry Scott motorsports
who /resurrectNedJarrettandBennyParsons/ here
He was a lap down, that's the strategy
>>65860394
Hey- are these consistent every week?
This is amazing its so much easier to use on VLC
>>65861057
Ned Jarrett isn't dead
>>65861057
Ned is still with us, he did the throwback Darlington race last year.
/missbenny/
>yfw 4 cars end up on the lead lap
RECORD
E
C
O
R
D
>>65860983
I met him. Nice guy.
>>65861006
Never heard of it they new or just really low budget
NASCAR revising that charter system right now to give us those 3 more fuckups who would've caused a caution
This race is comfy as fuck
>Talladega 2002
that race gave me a heart attack
>>65861202
low budget that bought phoenix racing
I can't wait for split screen commercials under yellow after all this green flag
>>65861241
Yeah. I like races with long green flag runs and fewer than 15 cars finish on the lead lap.
>You can buy this shirt on the official NASCAR merchandise store website
s h i t race
>Edwards complaining about phantom problems
>>65861293
>being so meta you wear that while talking at the water cooler
>>65861293
wew
>>65861293
top kek
>>65861106
I have no idea but I'll keep posting them if I can find them.
What the hell is going on?
How has NASCAR not thrown for de brie yet? Have they actually had a change of heart?
real people not actors
>>65861328
>Being so meta that you change your legal name to Dale and wear that while talking at the water cooler
Why do people want a debris caution?
>>65861371
ty m8
Asuming it says FS2 (foxsports2) in the link its probably consistent
REAL PEOPLE
>de bris
Debriss cautin
>commercial caution
A DIXIE CUP
Who let Drew Brees out?
CAWSHUN
DUH BREEZE
>commercial caution
>it's a fucking water bottle outside of the racing line
Does that really warrant a caution?
>>65861378
Looks like a BMW
>REEEEE
>The Breeze
>For a styrofoam cup
It was nice while it lasted
>let race go 200 laps under green
>still call caution for a cup
I suspect the race only went green so long so we could clearly see how the new package runs.
Based newman saved by drew brees
wtf mike myers is still here?
>>65861388
I'd be friends with that kind of person 2b38h
R I P Truex Jr.
>even Jefro Earnhardt has lapped dogedriver
>>65861522
I'm surprised the 30 is still running
>>65858054
>muh first break in two hours
>Richard Petty used to manhandle some 3000lb Plymouth around a 1/2 mile for 4 hours at a time
>>65861568
sorry but the majority of nascar races back then were only 100 milers
I want a crash.
zzzzz
CRANK IT UP MOTHAFUCKA
>Jimmie Johnson isn't sponsored by Jimmie Johns
>106 to go
see you after 100
So.
Fucking.
Cheesy.
>Le crank it up
>Le shitty camera angles
Lmfao this lasts forever
Which track woukd a junior win cause the most redneck chaos from joonya nation?
>>65861793
Any of them.
>>65861793
Homestead
It's time to go
>95 laps left
>>65861793
Homestead, assuming he's in the Final Four.
>>65861793
Maybe Darlington, it's one of the last 'old guard' tracks. Been there in 2006, based as fuck.
How badly will they fuck up this track when it finally gets repaved?
>>65861793
Charlotte, Talladega, Daytona.....take your pick
>>65861836
>snek
You pulling for based chase?
>seth rogan and amy schumer in one commercial
never drinking bud light again, you fucks lost my business
>>65861864
He wins at dega and daytona regularly. Hes never won at charlotte, and thats his home track
>>65861850
http://www.motorsport.com/indycar/news/champcar-cart-official-cart-announcement-of-texas-postponement/
this
>>65861868
Yeah.
>>65861879
>every drinking light beer
>>65861879
>drinking bud light in the first place
Who /drinking/ here.
Whatchu sippin on /turnleft/
>mfw remembering none of this matters
You can finish last here, last next, or win next five. It will all reset and momentum doesn't even matter now.
>>65861879
>drinking the official beer of bored teenagers
>[x] Tension with the 48 team/creepy passive-agressive Knaus
>>65861929
Applepie moonshine
>>65861929
Chilled red wine.
>>65861929
>drinking gin while watching nascar
>not drinking light beer or jack daniels
Its like youre not even american
Post yfw Austin Dillon never restores the 3 to its rightful place in the world.
god this shit is boring
where's the wrecks? where's the explosions?
>>65861964
>those socks
>>65861965
>Not drinking what you like
>>65861986
Fuck off, this has been a great race
>>65861929
>/turnleftnowrecks/
>>65861999
>carbonated water
Wanna know how i know youre gay?
>it's a Harvick/Johnson win every cookie cutter track the entire season episode
>>65862013
why even put the e if you dont use an apostraphe
retard
>>65862013
Yes, senpai.
I think we're approaching the time where engine failures could happen.
>not huffing your own jenkem while you watch the race
plebs
>being a southerner
>>65862051
Its not all that bad. Though 90% of trump supporters are from the south.
>>65861889
I didn't know that, but that's why Charlotte's on the list.
A joonya win there would make the place implode.
>>65862070
if you don't like trump why the fuck are you even on 4chan
>>65862051
Better than being a western faggot or northern jew
>>65862070
>not liking trump
go away commie jew
>>65862089
>liking the king of meme candidates
WATER
COOLER
DALE
What the fuck, are the windshield made out of individual plastic sheets or something?
>>65862013
>not drinking based limonata
Who /sodacookies/ here?
>>65862089
because he won't win, the RNC will pull a "whaddafuck" and nominate either Cruz or Rubio
the RNC doesn't like him, so he probably won't get the nomination
>>65862051
Don't you mean American...
>>65862130
Theyre like onions, theyre made of layers :^)
>>65861929
Apples and cheese
>>65861946
>implying """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""momentum"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is real
>>65862146
they wont do it because he'll run independent then and ruin any chances for a republican to get elected.
>>65862130
They have an actual windshield like on your car (except plastic and insanely strong). Then they have sheets of basically plastic wrap that go over the windshield. They pull off a sheet each pit stop to give the driver a clean view.
How are the fuel runs today? 65 laps left, will they have to make another green flag pit stop before the finish?
>tfw no gas tips gordon tshirt
>>65862189
The repiblicans would rather sit this election out and try again in 2020 than let trump win
>>65861946
>falling for the momentum meme
>>65862209
>really believing this
hahahaha
>>65862202
they can only go about 40 laps on tires
>>65862189
I don't think he can legally do that.
>>65862209
THIS
Hillary is going to get the dem nomination anyway
besides, i'd rather have hillary over Lazy socialist who never even had a steady job until he was 40 years old
>inb4 late caution for a bottle cap on the track
>>65862215
Koch has already said he wont support him and neither will any other big time republican donator
WRECK ALREADY
>>65862252
>implying trump needs donations
>>65862225
he can do whatever the fuck he wants, it's a free(TM) country
>>65862252
>trump needing outside support
he'll do just as he is doing now. he spent less than $5mil so far and almost has 50% of the republican vote depending on the state, he won't need koch's billions to win against shillary
do the votes of the west coasters even matter?
>pits at 48
>Nascar is so boring that half the threads turn into /pol/
How many fuckin Dale jr commercials are there $mh
>>65862202
Tires will plode before then so they'll have to stop
>>65862301
yes, California is a swing state,
>>65862346
you mean there are so many commercial breaks
>>65862301
Cali literally has the most electoral votes>>65862346
>>65862220
This gon be good.
>>65862346
if it was /pol/ there would be several anime pic of character wearing MAGA hats
will nascar finally die when junior retires?
So what's Jimmie Johnson's strategy here? Hope for lots of cautions from here on out? Make the tyres last? Who in their right mind pits with 50 to go?
>>65862358
Califagula is a leftist utopia due to faggotry and mezkins
JWL
>>65862391
Maybe but it'll be reborn when Brian France dies
jj cant make it to the end on these tires tho...
he needs debris caution
>>65862327
48 on 48
>>65862392
make up a bunch of time on harvick and truex
>>65862408
this
HEY DID YOU GUYS KNOW THE FINISH IN DAYTONA WAS CLOSE??!?
>that 78 hood cam
Fuck that's crazy
>Busch in third
Sasuga
what ever happened to that meme chink driver?
>>65862414
>sneak
>>65862465
link?
>Jimmie could go down a lap
That doesn't matter. A win locks your on, a loss means nothing. I'm surprised everyone isn't gambling more
>>65862392
He's running fast laps right now.
>>65862504
Silly strategy. Harvick is now 1.5 secs a lap faster and only 13 seconds behind. Silly, silly, silly.
>>65862489
Dunno m8, sorry
>nerman
>JWL
GLORIOUS
>tfw Newman fan
>is that easy to get a massive lead
Why the fuck does no one else do it?
the closer
>the closer
the closer
>the closer
the closer
>the closer
the closer
>the closer
>>65862591
>inb4 DW starts memeing
>>65862489
literally google search
>tfw hurrvick or gimmie is gonna win
I wish FOX had a constant display of current lap times for the top 10.
is harvick the johnson of this generation?
>35 to go
>31 to go
Bravo fox
>>65862656
they know their audience
I just hope JJ won't win.
>>65862679
a JJ will win either way ;)
1 Hurrvick
2 jwl
3 Kylel
>We are living in a world where a driver can eat into a 15-second margin
What is happening.
>>65862655
magic?
>tfw roush will never win again
Ryan the bear
Denny the twink
fucking newman
>>65862714
um, nastard, don't you know what is tire wear
>unironically drinking the carbonated jew
just tuned in
How did JJ get such a massive lead?
>>65862714
>what is happening
Well that's all they've talked about for the last five minutes
>>65862709
>m&m sneak
jj will win
>jimmiewinslol
>>65862739
>he doesn't exclusively drink schweppes seltzer water
>>65862740
short pitted by 9 or so laps
IVE BEEN WATCHING SINCE 12 O CLOCK JUST TO WATCH JIMMIE WIN??????!!!!!! FUCK YOU NASCAR FUCK THIS SHIT
>>65862761
>your tap water isnt the purest in the world
ughh smells like 3rd world here
LARRY MAC BTFO
ON SUCICIDE WATCH
wow, this season is going to be shitty, calling it now
>Kyle winning when starting from last place
pls no, they wont shut up about it all season
Ok, boys. Who says the race goes clean green?
>>65862794
do you know that because its the only thing your shit country is good for
Calling it now, Harvick wins in photo finish on the inside of JJ
Where's chase Elliot?
>>65862794
antti tell me do you look like ghengis khan
If it's that easy to gain time by shortlisting, why didn't anyone else in the top 10 do it? Are they all that stupid?
jsut... y does jimmy win... and just... top 10 -1 down and more? wtf... what is going on? this isnt right...
>Mfw jj blows a tire
who ready for shitstorm when jj gets #76?
>deebrees
>Johnson wins
BORING
is jj pied piper?
Haters gonna hate the 48. But why?
JJ on radio: It's loose coming off 4 and there's a vibration
tire failure any minute now
>root for a caution
>get it
>Busch wins instead
Life is a meme
>>65862889
>boring
Fuck off this has been fantastic
>>65862841
Jimmys trusting the track, no one else is. In theory the track should be a bit better on tires
some motherfucker with a microphone said harvick would catch up fuck that guy
yall ready for some overtime memeing?
>it's a jwl episode
J W L
W
L
harvick 2nd again.
fucking kill me
incoming engine blowup for johnson
>>65862949
You mean tire
>>65862862
>One championship and two wins away from being statistically more successful than Dale
The salt will be never-ending.
J W L
kahne btfo
Holy shit Jimmie is fighting the car out of 4, he might lose it
Lead's finally going down but it's too late.
Jimmy wrecks PLEEEEEASE!
>>65862984
Everyone is. It's honestly amazing how no one has wrecked in this race.
Bubba deploy de bris!
>>65862971
>chase
>""""""""""championship"""""""""""
>>65862926
wew nice lad
MOTHERFUCK
jimmie is finished lol
>NEWMAN
BRIAN FRANCE DOES IT AGAIN!!!
>chad
HOLY SHIT THANK GOD FOR BASED CAUTION
>Newman
HAHA WE CAUTION
>tfw Newman fan
>Newman
Newman blew up
>Newman
It's a jungle out there.
TYBG
>That wobble
pls crash
IDS HABBENING
RYAN HIT THE BUFFALO WILD WINGS BUTTON
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
kaboom
>NEWMAN
>THE CITY OF GIMMIE
>the shantytown of newman
>literally pulls a danica
>announcers struggling to find excuses to avoid the obvious
THANK YOU
BASED
VROOMIN
Oh shiiiiii-=
B T F O
T
F
O
so we can confirm nascar is rigged and all outcomes are pre-determined, right?
>[X] Fox misses a caution
>>65862999
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT WITH 3 TO GO YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>The incompetent race ruining backmarkers of RCR
New thread needed
Everybody will have to pit, right? Because four tyres is enough to pass 8 cars.
FUCK!
Newman crashes and gives Jimmy a chance to get away with a restart.
>>65863073
not pre-determined, but they try hard to set up sitautions like this
>>65863083
Nah man, no need
you guys are fucking stupid
Jimmie still has this in the bag
>>65863073
>most popular athlete per capita of total fans in the history of sports
>4 year winless streak
>fixed
Kyle Boooosh ftw
L A R R Y M A C
A
R
R
Y
M
A
C
> 3 laps to go
>5 second lead pretty much clinched the race.
>some irrelevant driver crashes.
>5 second lead gone.
>>65863083
nope. we're only on page 3 and the race is over
Oh shit. Matching pit times on Johnson and Harvick.
oooh three cars took the wave around.
what a meme race
lets get this shit done, i gotta run an errand and i don't want to have to listen to the finish on radio.....AGAIN
>implying Busch doesn't win this
Kyle wins lol
Harvick and Busch about to reignite Darlington 2011
>Las Vegas
Boring track
>muh Kyle Busch
Kill yourselves fox
did newman wreck intentionally so harvick could have a chance?
>>65863181
>Our* Champion*
>>65863165
I have an AA meeting I'm supposed to lead. fuck.
>>65863165
fuck it, i gotta get going
>>65863181
>Implying Toyota doesn't pay the networks a ton of money to shill for them
Come on,Johnson! Get this restart!
>>65863180
shut your dirty whore mouth
This front 6 is pure garbage.
>>65863192
Nah, his arm was just itchy.
>>65863192
Looked like his tire blew
JUNEBUG WINS
another wreck lol!
literally ARCA tier driving
>cautions breed cautions
>almirola on fire
Excellent work, ASSCAR.
So fucking stupid
WTF
I FEEL ROBBED
fuck this "sport" desu
Well at least Jr. got 2nd. Elliot got 8th too.
They weren't even close to the line... what a horseshit ending.
Fuck your johnson
>dat sneaky Earnhardt
this overtime is bullshit
>Edwards buttfucking Harvick
""""""XD""""""
I didn't realize I was watching an ARCA race...
who /ragsinabox/ here?
seriously shit race. fuck you all
>according to 2016 NASCAR rules, if the race win is in doubt, hand the win to Jimmie Johnson
ONE AWAY
GET FUCKED FGTS
Was the white flag waving to end the race? What the fuck?
this is what brian france dreamed about and it still backfired. lmao what a joke
>>65863261
It's never going to come into play, leader is always past the line because NO ONE WRECKS IN ONE AND TWO BRIAN FRANCE YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC FUCKNUGGET
why did they get rid of racing back to the caution and no caution on the white flap lap???????
Shit tier race famirola
I don't understand this overtime rule at all
that line rule is fucking retarded.
what the hell was wrong with the last rule.
Was there a delay in throwing the yellow, or do they let the leaders race back to the line under this new format?
>they got rid of gwc for this
ahahahaha
i just want to imagine some marketing whizzes sweating buckets in their cubicles
Good race but Sprint cup needs a caution clock to keep me entertained
>>65863312
Basically if there's a wreck before the leader get's to that stupid line on the backstretch, they'll restart again. If there's a wreck after the leader crosses that god forsaken line than the race is over.
>>65863323
God, overtime is retarded
>>65863348
that's fucking retarded, it should be the start-finish
>NASCAR makes rules so junior has a better chance to win
>it backfires
>after white flag there will be only checkered one
bullshit
>>65863340
Imagine when they have one of these "overtimes" and the big one covers the back stretch in oil.
why do NASCAR fans let brian france do this shit?
>tfw they will never bring back racing to the line under caution
>>65863377
Racing to the line under caution was stupid.
>>65863374
since when did fans have a say ?
i miss GWC
NASCAR overtime doesnt makes any sense
>>65863374
theyre all too drunk and useless to do anything about it
Jr calling out the "fans"
So the restart is with two to go like in GWC but if you cross the line it ends on white? is that how it works? Why not let the line go into effect on white flag lap?
>water cooler dale
>>65863413
I must be dumber than a redneck, because I'm still confused by the new OT rules.
>>65863388
at least it wasn't boring and anti-climactic
>>65863463
So they're basically cutting it short a lap?
>>65863465
The drivers came up with this rule. They just don't want to wreck too many cars if they can avoid it.
Chad goat crew chief
#R3SPECT
>Chad "i didnt know it was against the rules" Knaus
>>65863180
Pretty fun when it's Indy car
>This new OT nonsense
Thanks Hurrvick
>>65863500
why didn't they just say the scheduled race distance is when the race ends? why do they feel the need for any of this gimmick shit?
>>65863358
I think you're right on that. I was fine with the GWC rule or whatever it was with the 3 attempts, but that line rule is absolutely garbage.
>>65863522
Because ending races under caution was almost universally reviled?
>>65863547
they should try this idea of "don't drive like a retard and crash"
>>65863540
If a driver NEEDS restarts to win, then that nigger shouldn't win in the first place.
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