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how do you guys sneak beerinto stadiums, I don't want to get scammed by der juden.
Get drunk before, buy one inside to support the club, and then just go to the hidden beer stash
hide it in your stomach
>>65661943
>>65661936
part of the fun for me is drinking whilst watching the game.
What is this beer stash, i want in
>>65661953
> sneaking beers into games.
Nig you gotta crunch a water bottle up of vodka shove it in your crotch and just drink it with sprite or something.
>current year
>drinking beer
You throw it over the fucking fence
>>65662017
Spoken like true ghetto trash.
Wear cargo shorts or a jacket with big pockets and pack a couple of these: http://coolpile.com/gadgets-magazine/43-cool-gadgets-to-help-you-sneak-booze-almost-everywhere
>tfw white as fuck and inoffensive looking
>cops barely bother to frisk me
racism is real, f.am
(I know, >brazil >white)
>>65662053
>not drinking beer
beer is literally the only drinkable alcohol,except some mixed liquor
>>65662645
Blog incoming.
Belo Horizonte, 2012
>4 buddies on car
>one is mixed race and very slim, other is mixed race jacked up, driver is a white vegan with a Racionais MCs shirt, and me
>italian, white, always with casual sports wear and glasses
>going with mates to a party
>police stops our car
>asks everyone to leave the car with shotgun pointed at our heads
>goes to the driver
>asks what is the money in his car
>he says it's change that his father leaves in the car
>is argued about his shirt
>he says he likes rap music
>then, the jacked up guy
>where did you buy your clothes? with which money?
>asks if he was a drug dealer
>asks for documents then contact the PD
>then, the slim guy
>"you do look like a drug user, do you use drugs?"
>asks about many types of drugs he could possibly use
>also asks for documents and contact the PD
>comes to me at last
>looks at me
>asks what do I do for living
>I answer "college student"
>he says he's sorry, that this is their default modus operandi
Yep.
>>65662689
true, at least as far as drinking until you're pissing yourself is concerned
>>65662136
It's the only practical way to sneak alcohol in.
>>65662053
>doesn't drink beer
>watches anime
>thinks his opinion has any meaning at all
>>65662053
>being this low test
jesus brazil, that's really embarrassing
>>65662689
>he doesnt drink goldschlager straight
pussy
>>65664099
>>65664178
Although beer is the goat alcohol, it's fucking impossible to sneak any worthy amount into a game.
https://youtu.be/a-wXpQ4xY6w
I do it all the time, fuck paying $8-12 for a beer
>>65664213
> drinking goldschlager
Fucking dropped
I take my parents credit card and just buy the beer at the stadium
>>65664259
thats ok wasnt looking for your approval anyways fag
Just buy a coke inside the stadium [spoiler]stupid goyim[/spoiler]
Use the bottle as a butt plug
Carry a flask between your legs inna pants
If you're a northern bro it'll re-chill in 15 minutes
In one of those fake bellys
>Walk past security guard
>Get to seats
>Friends reach into the hood of my coat which was down
>Pull out jell-o shots
>"Thanks for being a mule, Anon"
mfw
>>65661916
>not drinking Fireball
>>65670212
>drinking Fireball
>being a pussy needing sugary cinnamon flavor to drink alcohol
>not shooting straight tequila
You are a faggot.
>>65670578
>not drinking it all because who cares about anything
get on my level
>>65662689
Cider >>>>>>> Beer
>>65670602
I can drink you under the table.
>>65661916
cans in the arms of a jacket, especially near you upper arm/armpit. fucking golden
>>65670637
>drink you under the table
>the exact opposite of getting on my level
Manlettes...
>>65670696
You seem confused.
>>65670709
>realizes the utter hopelessness of existence
>''confused''
>drinking the estrogenic jew
>>65662689
beer is liquid diabetes.
Put can of beer between butt cheeks, and one down your crotch, I did this at a euro qualifier where alcohol is band, and got in no problem
>>65670121
lol nice
>>65670212
>>65670602
>try to rile others into supporting a specific brand of alcohol
>lol who cares what you drink, just drink
Get your shit straight you flip-flopper
>>65670212
>fake whiskey
garbage tier shite.
>>65672458
lel?
>>65661916
Take a bottle of water. Open VERY slowly. Drink water the day before or save in a cup for later. Pour clear alcohol into into bottle. Use skill to melt lid it back to unopened. 1L of clear liquor in ballpark.
Can do option 1 with Coke/whiskey mix.
Option 3, get shiftaced before game, cram little shooter bottles in and on your body. Act like a pro and dump them in sodas, or drink them from a water cup. Yes, it can be done.
>>65664213
>Drinking Goldschlager
>Calling ANYONE a pussy.
Pick one faggot.
>>65670578
>Fireball
>Tequila
Again you fucking high schoolers, pick only one
>>65670637
18+ board.
>Go to Starbucks/Dunkin Donuts
>ask for empty cup
>Insert drink of choice in cup
It's not that hard.
>>65670709
Pop by the /al/ck threads someday. See how bad you have it bro. A 12 pack or a pint...you aren't drinking anyone under any table.
>>65662017
No, buy the little "Hotel fridge size" bottles, put them in your socks or undies, walk into the game, buy your speite, coke, whatever and mix.
These little kids don't know what shooters are. Hotel fridge? Crush a bottle? Fucking grow up.
>>65661916
i soak my hot dog in vodka before the gate
lol (lol)
>>65674757
Mini bar? Airplane shots? Are you even old enough to drink dude?
Hotel fridge...fuck right off.
>not sneaking vodka in in a water bottle
lol
>>65675316
>not hiding it in your colostomy bag
>>65661916
why not just get drunk beforehand then take an empty water bottle and fill it up and rehydrate during the game?
I don't need to.
>soak tampon in vodka
>stick it in butthole
>drunk all game
>>65661916
>drinking the inebriating jew
>>65664253
I tried this today at a local hockey game and holy fuck did it work, security couldn't tell the difference
>>65661916
They sell alcohol powder now. Just have to add water.
>>65675379
I like this picture. Can I save it?
>Going to opening day of College baseball tomorrow with some OK looking grill from tinder
>Crotching 4 airplane bottles, and carrying 4 more in my pockets
>Putting a flask of rum in her boot
They don't give two shits in the outfield once you get in. If I am not buzzed by the 3rd inning and getting head by the 6th I'm going to bitch about it so much to you guys tomorrow night
Get a camel pack or 2 and fill them with booze then attach them to your body.
>all these shit ideas
Pre mix a bottle or two of whisky and coke, gin and lemonade or whatever. Bringing enough beer in to be worthwhile isn't gonna happen
>>65670628
please stop, you're embarrassing yourself
>>65661953
The secret beer stash is something we season ticket holders have in our block where we hide the beer
>mfw local ice rink
>mfw everyone there knows me since I'm a long-year season-tocket holder
>mfw thry don't check my pockets at all but do it with away fans
>mfw I always sneak some beers to the game
>mfw I once even was recorded on national TV when I threw my beer on the ice when I was at an away and STILL nobody gives a fuck
>mfw gonna smuggle in beers in at todays game
>>65677184
lmao
>>65677313
>>65677338
Thx mr EU
>>65677344
np la, have to go now, we're bullying cameron lol
>>65677350
pls do man, i cannot wait for BREXIT
>>65677357
You do realize this is all theatre, right? He'll just negotiate a shit deal worth a few million in change & act like he fought like a lion to get it and basically singlehandedly restored the British empire. Thatcher did it, Major did it, now Cam's doing it, nothing new lad.
>>65664261
god i love wasting my parents money
15$ beer is just funny
>Get one of these beer box things
>Break box open and take bag out
>Place inside clothing
>Pass the tap part through your zipper
>Refill your plastic cup discreetly
>>65661916
I got a girl I was going to a game with to bring a whole 26 in her purse into one of the luxury suites at the mts centre. There were was a line for regular seats, and a line for box seats, and only the regular seats were actually getting patted down or searched, we were just waved right through.
>need to try to smuggle it in like fucking 007
>as explained in >>65677313
Pic related, easy brought in beer with Q.t. Hockey gf
>>65679898
>this a qt in Austria
Friendly reminder at Bathurst in Australia, they limited the amount of beer to 24 cans each day per person, so the fans snuck into the race course during the night to bury crates of beer and dig them em up during the event.
I buy beer in the game because I'm an adult
Airplane crotch bottles technique is best. Only problem is you still need to buy a soda if you plan on mixing. Unless you ask for an empty cup and dump a bunch of the same bottles in.
never 5get ;_;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ten_Cent_Beer_Night
>>65683548
yeah we do this in the netherlands too but only with festivals
>tfw they built a sound stage on your stash of whiskey
>>65662689
>doesn't even tennessee whiskey wftamireading.jpg
>>65664213
Literally the most pussy alcohol that's ever existed. Drink beer, whiskey, scotch or brandy like a real man.
>>65670212
I don't understand how people drink that shit. I drink tons of cheap gross alcohol but fireball is on another level of disgusting
>>65672990
the only trouble with this is they can check the bead. If you shake alcohol it bubbles more easily than water.
>>65683452
>implying amerifat """""q.ts""""" are more attractive than anything else
I know she has a very masculine style, but too me she's perfect
1. Likes to play vidya
2. Likes to go out drinking with all our m8s
3. Likes hockey
4. Due too masucilne character, easy-going characteristic
Feels good lads
>>65683670
>I unironically like to pay for overpriced and water-stretchex american "beer"
FTFY
