Chappell-Hadlee Trophy, 2016, Game 3
Seddon Park, Hamilton
NZ 237/7 (43.2)
kys Ronchi you cunt
>NZ 237/7
First for umpball
>>65469608
this is a poostralian 9/10
>>65469671
seek work.
Based RonchGOD on poopeelian undercover agent of the year watch
>>65469608
I seriously hope Ronchi dies of cancer.
PP on PW
>that massive appeal from wade
kek
>>65469722
>everyone works 9>5 mon-fri
NZ on 250 watch
cheeky game saving 10th wicket partnership lads?
>>65469868
Henreeeee 50
The hospital just called lads. Gotta go into work to save childrens lives.
>SODHI
balls swinging?
kek
KEK
K E K
literally WHO
Literal trash
Fuck New Zealand.
Fuck everything.
We /India/ now
>le start of strong and fall away to nothing team
every fucking time kiwis
>>65469803
>I'm not NEET, I work nights
>>65469940
This is literally our D team
>>65469939
Yes. Would have been a great one to have boult on.
>POO
>PEELAND
My fucking sides
>>65469967
exactly why memecullum needed to chill out and preserve his wicket more
When I made this thread it was 237/7 lol
>>65470017
THIS
Why the FUCK he would throw his wicket away and trust this middle order is beyond me.
I'm glad he's fucking off for good.
>its a casuals complain about the slow run rate thread
holy fuck dont come back for the tests please. NZ finished well against a solid bowling attack
>>65469996
henreeeee has been the best form bowler anyway
>>65469981
>I'll post on a public holiday
>that'll show them, I'm not pathetic at all, haha
henry 5fer when?
>>65470017
>>65470064
Nah fuck that. At least he makes some runs every now and then.
Ronshit and Cuckderson have done NOTHING all summer. They should be stepping up and taking responsibility.
>>65470106
Fuck you on about mate, I'm at work. Get a fucking job, your poor mum probably cries at night.
so whose on your list lads?
ronchi and sodhi for me lads
gonna shine the ol block of wood and get cracking soon
>>65470175
Ronshit should not even be in the country, let alone the team.
Anderfaggot should be dropped for Memero. You can get 10 overs out of Elliott/Munro/Bane.
It's a difficult pitch to bat on. I wouldn't say we're out of it yet.
If Australia tries to meme it again we'll probably win it, but they won't be that dumb 3 in a row.
>>65470175
that too
I always say it but also get back bond as bowling coach. They've been way worse since he left too
>>65470175
Both need to be cut. Even if they just throw the dice and try some young up and comers. Literally nothing to lose.
>>65470224
It's Sodhi's home pitch so he might make up for it with a good bowling performance. Pitch was working well for Zampa at least.
BASED boland
>i actually want taylor back
jesus christ lads
>>65470185
>I-I'm posting from work...what are you talking about...
>>65470393
Taylor's good though.
>>65470441
not in ODIs
>>65470419
Stop. Getting cringey.
>>65470466
Is this a meme?
He was in the ICC ODI XI last year and of the top run scorers.
>>65470274
Bond is too busy being the selfish faggot he always was.
>>65470466
He's one of our most successful odi batsmen. Ever.
>>65470499
ah, a classic guy who needs the last work, kek
not pathetic at all
Did anyone picture us getting under 250? Gutted πbh.
>>65470466
he's our best ever odi batsmen (kane will probably overtake him), was ranked #1 in the format at one point and is currently ranked #10
averaging over 50 over the last 12 months
He just gets criticised because he starts off slow (usually rebuilding the innings) and then goes ham after 20-30 balls.
>sky replaying the ashes 60 all out
>>65470656
Seriouly, please.
>>65470733
he was abysmal during the world cup
better during the latest tours though
>>65470742
That Warner wicket still gets my dick hard every time
Based fucking Wood.
I'm now pulling a Daniel and making England my #1 team
>>65470761
>he's still posting
>>65470795
If you took a snapshot of NZ batsman from this series, every one of them, bar guptill, has been garbage.
>>65470862
Honestly, you win. I'll let you get on with your insightful cricket discussion with your NZ friends. Sorry I spoke to you.
Bring back Ryder
Bring in Munro
Boot Ronchi
Boot Andershit
Bring Latham in to keep
>>65470987
I was literally here just posting about the game, you started shit.
anyway
>still posting
>>65470988
>Ryder
ffs
Luke Ronchi's last 20 ODI innings, most recent first:
5, 19, 16, 20, 5, 37*, 7, 1, 1, 7, 2, 8, 13, 33, 0, 0, 8, 9, 9, 6
Why is it that at cricket matches if there's a 6 they throw the ball back?
>>65471049
I said sorry and expressed genuine regret at addressing you. What more do you need? Want me to help you with a CV?
>>65470988
the entire team would suffer if they brought ryder back
>>65471006
A 23 year old rookie has been saving the team all summer.
Fucking embarassing that he was the only one who stood up in the meme ball game.
>>65470988
Ryder is too mentally weak.
Memero is based and deserves the callup
Ronchi needs to be dropped in the middle of the Tasman sea
Agreed on Andershit
Latham isn't a pyjama player.
>>65471157
The ball condition is an important part of a team's tactics, replacing it with a new ball can fuck one side over
>>65471195
>still posting
>>65471261
I see, thanks!
>>65471195
Are you the same nerd who exploded on Saturday?
Jesus, you're the most pathetic kiwi to ever post in /sp/, and there's some serious losers here.
>>65471291
As are you. Don't talk to me any more you fucking idiot. Your mates will finish school soon. Go bug them.
>>65471197
No they wouldn't.
All he's actually done is take lads out for drinks.
>>65471197
Based RydGOAT would improve team culture with a bit of social lubrication at the after match functions.
I think these guys have too much pent up frustration.
>>65470913
mccullum has scored 119 off of 74 though
>>65471389
>literally got knocked out and put in a cona by a farmer for being drunk and aggro
>>65471245
Ah well Santner's clearly a great pick up, hopefully he had a good career for you blokes. As you say he's pretty young.
if Hastings gets a wicket on his next ball is it a hattrick?
I know Merv got one over three days once, but that was over a single game
>>65471407
OK and McCullum, but I think I kind of expected more from him.
>>65471465
Has* not had
>once elliot goes
Guptill
Worker
Williamson
Taylor
Nicolls (wk)
Munro
Anderson
Santner
If >you disagree >you are wrong
>>65471465
He could unironically be inverse le glasses
He's already a better spinner than Craig too
>>65471465
Yeah there's huge potential with him, more in his ability to keep calm under pressure than anything else.
To me he looks more like a batting allrounder but unfortunately I think he'll never be able to reach his true batting potential thanks to the new Vettori meme.
>>65471376
Sure do have a lot of time to be posting at work
>STILL
>>65471587
You just KNOW they'll spend 2 years trying to make the Latham in pyjama meme work.
>>65471612
all memes aside he isnt a terrible bowler
he got the 2 biggest wickets against confident batters last game
Laura looks bloated.
daily reminder Ronchi was LITERALLY axed from the fucking Western Australian side for being shitter than a 21 year old English expat from Bunbury and a part time keeper
>>65471801
Too much spunk in her stomach
>>65471821
daily reminder Ronchi LITERALLY still averages more than Australia's first choice ODI keeper kek
>>65471801
probably swelling from the beating guppy gave her a few nights ago
>>65471878
kek
KEK
>>65471878
BTFO
T
F
O
>>65471846
Based Southee
>>65471878
ELITE
TRUTH
BOMBS
>>65471878
Because PP homebabbies against Sri Lanka
>>65471878
kuntykucka on pooicide watch
>>65471993
>this flag
>this post
Wade unironically plays India every year on Poo Peelian roads.
ChristyGodja on Nobel Prize watch
Bill Smith outscore Kane this game?
>>65471999
B T F O
T
F
O
Feels good to have no hope. Can go watch something else
>>65471878
BTFO
Will Poo Peelia ever recover?
>Poo Peeland desperately trying to convince themselves that Ronchi is half the batsman that Wade is
You can't make this shit up
>New Memeland
>>65472081
>posting on 3 different devices
>>65472115
>australian talking up >wade in a desperation
you CANT make this shit up
>>65472054
Yeah, the second ranked ODI team
>>65472115
>60 (SIXTY) games
>average 24
>strike rate 77
>height: 1.7m
kek
KEK
K E K
>>65472115
We know poochi is shit. Literally everyone has been saying it
>le do a haka for everything
our culture is fucking shit
>>65472182
Kek krazykekja on pooicide watch
>>65472115
Statscunt here.
I'm the guy who made the post you're referring to. Look I rate Wade as a batsman, and NOBODY rates Shitchi. It's just funny that somehow Shitchi still has the better record.
Wade is easily the better batsman but his ODI record is shocking given his ability.
>>65472168
Wade has always been praised for his batting, casual.
People were LITERALLY arguing in favour of him becoming a specialist batsman on Saturday
>Poo Peeland cricket """knowledge"""
>>65472150
POOICIDE WATCH
GONE
BOWLED HIM
GOLDEN DUCK
>>65472258
how the FUCK does he have such a SHIT average then mate?
>>65472115
Honestly, though, Wade is fucking trash.
>>65472259
>l-look we can use your memes too big bronzed ausGODs
Let's just all agree that both NZ and Australia have shit keepers and need new ones.
>>65472313
As a keeper
Are there any radio stations in Australia with this on?
>>65472374
No, as a batsmen. He's literally done nothing this entire summer.
>>65472168
You realise Ronchi literally wanted to play for us and we dropped him?
bring it on
if we dont get khawaja out in the next 5 overs we've lost
>>65472411
Yeah that's basically the same as Ronchi. Sure he hasn't made any particular mistake as a keeper but it isn't enough to be in the team.
>>65472438
From a fucking shield team at that
Even in his prime, he was ranked behind Wade, Haddin and Paine
>4 rpo
trash
>>65472459
>he hasn't made any particular mistake as a keeper
LITERALLY neck yourself casual, have you watched a SINGLE game before this series?
>>65472459
>he hasnt made and particular mistake as a keepr
>>65472438
>Ronchi literally wanting to play for the country he grew up in
Shocking.
>>65472516
when has he made a mistake?
>Poo Peeland """summer"""
Can't wait for a based dwl victory
>>65472542
I was talking about Ronshit
>>65472516
Who shit in your weetbix this morning m8?
>>65472516
Don't you see who you're talking to?
>>65472569
it rains more in summer m8
>>65472569
just overcast lad
it'll blow over in a month or two
>>65472567
>>65472516
>>65472542
oh you meant wade
nvm lol
>>65472605
In Sydney maybe, you're talking to a handsome and sun tanned bestern australian
BASED warner
>>65472549
BUt you can't talk shit on our keepers when your own tried for a decade to break into our side and then took three months to make NZ's first eleven, when your own captain was WK at the time.
I'm trying to remember a worse summer of cricket in my lifetime (20 years). Help me out, /cric/.
WASP 70% and will only rise. There's gotta be something more worthwhile than watching this.
>>65472726
Summer of 69
fucking hell usman
this is nice
>>65472726
You're right, it has LITERALLY been the worst since Hughes
>>65472719
>when your own captain was WK at the time.
kek, what?
McMeme hasn't kept in pyjama since 2011
>>65472542
me at the top
who /neet/ here
>>65472749
Big Momma's house is on tv2 I think. Might switch over.
Does usman have the most aesthetic technique of both teams?
>>65472795
Was that the faggot who died? That was a good summer.
>>65472857
Williamson
>>65472857
Warner and SMarsh are better looking batsman
Khawaja is fucking gorgeous though
>>65472888
Warner's a bit more punchy with muscle, khawaja just has beautiful hands.
>>65472843
Wasp 77%
Big Mommas you say
>>65472839
here
name a better ODI opening pair
Reminder that Ian Bell is the most aesthetically pleasing batsman any of you have seen, or will see in your lifetimes.
the future goat
>>65472888
And smarsh is just shithouse at the start of the innings, looks so shaky.
>a lazy fat Paki destroying us
JUST
The irony is that if bane had left it, it just would have been 4
Nice shot lel
CUKKNER
Will Smith Bailey Maxwell score runs?
kek
KEK
collapse incoming
>>65473185
The irony is that if bane isn't a fucking manlet, it would have been out.
What a shit shot kek
>>65473185
that's not ironic
GOWN
>>65473161
We cop it for Ronchi and their saviour literally had never shit in a toilet before 2015.
OUT
Wasp drops 20%
Will be back to 90% within 2 overs
>>65473292
Except for the fact that he's lived for almost his whole life
Poopeelia Ltd.
The rain will interrupt an imminent Australian victory and it will be a draw. Screencap this
>>65473378
>literally shitpost for years about England's Saffers
>O-O-O-OUR MUSLIM MATE'S ONE OF US, C-C-CUNT!
>>65473378
Still true.
>>65473392
See, you can push that meme as much as you like but it sucks because it doesn't actually sound like the pronunciation of Australia, unlike Poo Peeland
What eve is WASP?
>>65473434
KEK poopeelia on damage control watch ALREADY
>>65473408
You beauty.
>>65473434
this desu
>>65473434
its Nu Zullund you Aussie crim
smith looks like hes on meth lads
>>65473425
Almost al of them, along with guys like Morgan, didn't spend the majority of their life in England
>>65473434
Kek
>>65473490
steve smeth
>>65473541
steve's meth
Stove Shit is fucking horrible lads.
Gee he looks shaky
>>65473490
>spits
>touches face
>fidgets
>touches dick
Like a feral Rain Man.
Meme Shit on exposed watch
Stove pls
NO RUN
no /nrl/, and no /rug/ up.
im suprised /cric/ hasn't been cut.
I can't wait for these 50 handegg threads to fuck off.
>>65473686
i like how NZ television basically uses guptill's missus as an in game ad
How Khawaja was not in the team from day one is beyond me.
Why did I just see Munro on the field?
>>65473836
Kek where did all the kiwis run off to etc.
>>65473956
Driving to work m8
>>65473956
Dinner time cunt
Ate too many chips today during a super bowl party. Feel a bit sick
>>65474088
People do that here?
BASED RONCHGOD
POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH
PAKI GONE
>>65473836
This
He averages like 50 in List A cricket and is light years ahead of Finch
RIGHTCHI
BASEDWELL
fuck if we had a slip in place for smith earlier...
Reminder that Cuntwell literally broke into the room of a disabled boy and beat the shit out of him while he was asleep in bed. Reminder that he got away with it because his family is in the pockets of nz cricket.
if sodhi doesnt get a wicket im going to leave a poo on his doormat
inb4 marsh saves the day again
>>65474088
So you sat at a social gathering this afternoon and shitposted on 4chan the whole time? Cool.
>sirens in the background
based hamilton
>>65474320
Yeah and when I would stop posting, the poothetic "people" here were complaining that I was "going missing" in the threads.
>>65474382
Someone stabbed in a toilet somewhere.
>>65474387
Didn't see that bit.
Bailey gonna go 2 for 20 and then get out at this rate
>Autistic Shitspouter on aborted narrative watch
>>65474498
more than maxwell's entire series contribution then
Bailey on his personal best score for the season
WASPs getting into the game
>>65474563
>i was at the game with my gf
>>65474291
Lol really?
Viv Richards was overrated
WASP 72%
(chance of stinging smith in the eye)
Hello
Is Bailey the Ronchi of the Australian side?
>chris martin trending on twitter
>it's the coldplay singer
>>65474617
Yeah he went to Rathkeale college and stayed in the boarding house. Smashed the fuck out of a retarded kid with a cricket bat. His family's lawyers tried to bury the story to save his future.
>last 5 overs run rate 2
kek
>>65474774
Riveting stuff alright
Love how all the former Australian players during the big bash were talking up Khawaja saying that he's the most inform batsman in the world, but during the IPL auction he went unsold even though most of the teams have an Australian or New Zealander as its coach.
Why are Indians so racist lads?
>>65474802
Khawaja scored some runs against the worst West Indies side in the world and a bunch of amateurs in a domestic league. The people calling him "the most informed batsmen in the world" were fucking casual morons.
Notice how Khawaja literally did nothing in the games he played against India.
>>65474802
I'm honestly surprised Cucktil didn't sell either
t. Ian Smith
>>65474861
>14 runs at a strike rate of 233.33 in his only game against india
>>65474903
That's not impressive at all.
>>65474931
One dead rubber match you fucking idiot
STEVE SHIT
NO POOPING ON SODHI'S DOORMAT TONIGHT LADS
>Smeth
>smoth
>smuth
>>65474962
Why would they spend extreme amounts of money on a batsmen that's never proved himself. The ONLY time Khawaja made runs this summer was against absolute shithouse teams on wickets that were practically roads.
You're an idiot if you don't realise why no teams wanted him. Maybe next year if he maintains this form.
bailey being a cheeky cunt and destroying the team from the inside
KEK
POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH
smoth
Sodji you little beauty
>wasting his review on a plum lbw
is steve shit the new warner?
ISH SOGOD
Review gone. Now let's get some cheeky umpball wickets
We could chase 350 from here
Cute total Kiwis
