>15:30 (CET)
Hamburg vs Köln
>17:30 (CET)
Hoffenheim vs Darmstadt
Helau!
>de gay
>de gay
Exterminate all americans.
Kimmich will be the next Lahm
>>65412641
france bringing the heat for the start of the thread #shotsfired
Good OP
>>65412669
it's literally the opposite of that
>>65412641
repeat that in french
>>65412669
this
i like logically themed op pics
Who /edging/ here?
Anyone below 40min need not apply.
>>65412695
>40min
Try 4 hours
>always thought there's nothing worse than American Dortmund and Bayern bandwagoners shitting up bundes
>these chicanos yesterday
holy lord
>>65412695
My record is 6 hours
took me that long to get to the sexy sexy time scenes in an eroge
there was teasing from minute one
>>65412686
Exterminons tous les américains.
>>65412716
You really need to do something about your autism.
>>65412716
nah, they were alright
>>65412695
>>65412715
>>65412725
>getting cancer on purpose
absolute fucking madman
>>65407574
>>65408081
>>65412715
>>65412725
How? My dick starts to hurt after a while.
>>65412716
how can you know if the american bandwagoners aren't the chicanos?
they all post under the american flag
>>65412773
oh
my
god
>>65412695
not a problem for me, but why on earth would anyone do this on purpose
when i take longer than 10 minutes to fap it's officially a bad fap
there were definitely some chicano americans here yesterday
>>65412746
Yes, you have some serious problems m8 and I don't think being here every day and spamming the same shit is helping.
>kick the ball into ref's face
>get 2 yellows, 1 total bullshit, in the span of 5 minutes
Fußballmafia DFB
>>65412770
Fapping is an art. You're most likely a miserable artist
>>65412791
hello Johannes
>you have some serious problems
so?
> I don't think being here every day and spamming the same shit is helping.
so?
>>65412785
>when i take longer than 10 minutes to fap it's officially a bad fap
I'm sorry for your non-existant tingling nerves
>>65412727
merci
>>65412817
Because you are a sad individual who needs help. If you don't care you might as well kill yourself now instead of in a few years when it becomes unbearable.
Would save us all a lot of time.
>>65412853
>taking an image board this seriously
I think you need some help too
>>65412861
Just telling you how it is m8. You can't be right in the head shitposting the same garbage every day.
>Sippel not seeing that hand ball by Stuttgart and the red for Großkreutz
>that penalty against Augsburg
>Kircher against Bayern
All German refs need to be executed.
>>65412901
>m8
>m8
>m8
You're German.
What's for lunch?
>>65412904
Just needs some technology.
Football is so damn slow in adapting.
Today I will say no to Bundesliga and yes to English Premier League
>>65412932
Yay guys!!!
>>65412924
See, that's what I mean. You have nothing to contribute other than quality posts like this one.
>>65412943
cuuck
>>65412956
you started it
can't you see the irony? why don't you just ignore me?
calm down!!!!
hamburg-köln looks kinda promising, will watch it
but there just is no reason for anyone to watch fucking hoffenheim against likable, yet irrelevant darmstadt
has anyone in this thread watched the guest and drive and can recommend movies similar to them
>>65412932
Cheers!
Köln is the most popular club in /bundes/
Even people who aren't supporters still want them to do well.
evening, /bundes/
@65413022
>hurr durr I'm gonna post retarded bait for easy (you)s, haha I'm so retarded am I right? XDä
My shift ends in 15 minutes, gonna meet up with a friend take lots of drugs and play city skylines til the evening.
How're you spending your sunday /bundes/?
>>65413017
"As I Was Moving Ahead, Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty" by Jonas Mekas
just bought beer
>>65413022
:3
>people who listen to loud Fasching music on a Sunday
ugh
>>65412972
>does nothing in these threads other than trying to shit them up
>you started it
>>65413089
Been watching Fed Cup.
>>65413122
you just don't get it
>>65413092
I think this would make me cry
>>65413089
going to watch arse-bounemouth soon, then make some food and watch chelshit-manure and finally cap off this fine sunday by watching OM-PSG while drinking some wine
>>65413146
>chelshit-manure
why? it's gonna be boring af
>>65413141
You're fucking gay m8.
>>65413141
I don't think any normal human being does.
>>65413164
>>65413167
what is your opinion on the fact that I will forever continue until the end of time? are you mad?
>>65413159
i dont have anything better to do so i might as well watch that
>>65413176
Nah, just pity.
>>65413176
I seriously don't care.
Just called you gay because I'm bored faggot. Suck my dick.
>>65413190
you wouldn't even reply if you weren't mad
your words have no effects
feels good, doesn't it?
>>65413179
you could watch ireland - wales
>>65413030
Evening
>>65413011
>Mertesacker benched
>>65413089
Porn, imageboards, Doppelkopf, Football
who /erstligabullen/ here
>>65413199
i have never watched rugby before and desu it really isnt for me
>>65413197
>u mad?
Cute.
>>65413255
>i have never watched rugby before
> it really isnt for me
hm...
>>65413264
so mad
>>65413269
Have another (you) my retarded friend. That's apparently all you're here for anyway.
>>65413292
why are you so mad over a fucking general
>>65413251
(you)
Ski jumping from Oslo begins in 15 minutes.
>>65413319
any finns?
>>65413593
Don't know. It's postponed now. I don't really follow the sport. It's just aomething nice to have on.
>>65413675
i remember watching ski jump as a kid at my grandparent's house, back then the sport was dominated by finns but now we can barely get a competitive team together
also here is a good story about what mourinho has been up to http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/jose-mourinho-jaguar-f-pace-interview
HSV: Adler - Sakai, Djourou, Spahic, Ostrzolek - Holtby, Kacar - Müller, Hunt, Drmic - Lasogga
Köln: Horn - Risse, Maroh, Mavraj, Heinz, Mladenovic - Hector, Gerhardt - Zoller, Modeste, Bittencourt
>>65413797
Is Stöger really playing 5 at the back?
>>65413869
Yes. Three CBs and still no room for Frederik Sorensen. Not good if you ask me!
>>65413883
Odd decision. I think he's pretty good.
>>65414126
Thanks
How do I fight porn addiction?
>>65414517
Move to a place where you are in contact with people 24/7 and are distracted so much you will forget that porn exists.
Hint: This place does not exist in Germany.
another assist from Ciro
>>65414543
Where does it exist though?
>>65414589
You need the beach and good weather all year
>>65414543
she could just move to a youth hostel
>Köln going full meme 3-4-3 formation because muh Karneval
>>65414854
what
>>65414854
based allah
>>65414854
>dad fuck me
???
>>65414854
>Allah will never cuck you
>Holtby
top kek, it begins
>FCZ verliert und ist Letzter
>>65415096
ich mag fc zürich
>>65415110
Rip Trayvon
>>65415110
Wow that's really offensive... dressing up as Cologne gropers.
>>65415105
0/10
drmic will never deliver in Hamburg and Eberl will never get rid of him
>>65415096
Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>65415110
Have they come straight from work in the coal mine?
This Hamburg Cologne game is pretty boring, the two teams are just feeling each other out.
But I guess Cologne are used to that kind of thing
rugby about to start
>>65415242
lewd
>ughby
How do you pronounce rugby? Which one do you say first: g or b?
>>65415387
rug-bi
"rug"-"bee"
If I took my laptop and drove ten minutes to the left I could shitpost under the höllandische vlag
>>65415400
Buy some weed once you're there
>>65415416
last time I was there they told me you can't buy weed with a german pass anymore
>>65415400
>drove ten minutes to the left
you'd just go in a circle
>>65415400
I could go twenty minutes to the right and get a Swedish flag :p
HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DER MODEST
UIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DER MODESTE
HUUUUUUUUUUUUI
DA HAT'S GEKLINGELT
>>65415463
Are you a fast driver?
>>65415519
I do like to drive fast, but I also like playing by the rules.
welp
I could turn on my proxy and get a Danish flag
KÖLLE ALAAF
What a cucumber troop
ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER ZOLLER
EIN GESCHENK!
ALAAAAAAF
Denn wenn et Trömmelche jeht,
dann stonn mer all parat
un mer trecke durch die Stadt
un jeder hätt jesaat
>>65415598
KÖLLE ALAAF ALAAF
KÖLLE
ALAAF
>>65415547
Rules are for fools.
>>65415641
HAAAMBURG STEIGT AB STEIGT AB!
HAMBURG STEIGT AB DAS PACK
Dunno which team is worse. HIV or Köln.
Du bes die Stadt op die mir all he ston
Du häs et uns als Pänz schon anjedon
Du häs e herrlich Laache em Jeseech
Du bes die Frau die Rotz un Wasser kriesch
köln is infinitely worse
>no Pep in the CL next season
hmm
ireland try + conversion
ireland 13-0 wales
city is the 2nd best team in the bpl
>>65416094
*4th
weltklasse tor
not even a HSV shill
YEAAAHAHAHA AUF GEHT'S HAMBURG
>>65415940
That would be quite funny
DRAHTIG, SCHNELL WIE EIN WINDHUND
meh
>schnell wie ein Windhund
Based TuT
EIN WINDHUND
>>65416170
tiki taka
It's a game of two halves
wales try + conversion
ireland 13-10 wales
wouldn't it be nice to see köln get relegated again
>>65416152
TuT confirmed for furry
It's a game of two halves
HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HUUUUUUUUI
HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
HUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
huiii- whatever
>>65416421
>>65416425
has anyone else noticed that these 2 posters used the exact same amount of "i"s?
That is really fascinating.
Hoffenheim: Baumann - Kaderabek, Bicakcic, Süle, Kim - Rudy, Strobl - Volland, Hamad, Schmid - Kramaric
Darmstadt: Mathenia - Jungwirth, Sulu, Rajkovic, Caldirola - Niemeyer, Gondorf - Heller, Rosenthal, Rausch - Wagner
>Modeste
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>65416518
was he even trying to hit the goal
>>65416516
What about the Manchester United Chelsea London match
>>65416501
I have now
>>65416501
AND I DIDNT EVEN COPYPASTE!
>>65416540
I hope so. Should have passed
>>65416410
>>65416419
>>65416421
>>65416425
HUIIIIIIIIII
>>65416569
>fielding 43 players
uhm i dont think thats allowed
>>65416569
What are their rules for capitalising names?
>>65416587
kek
>>65416608
they capitalize the name on the trikot
>>65416587
TSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>65416608
pretty sure the capitals is what the players have on their shirts
>>65416501
I am>>65416421 I believe
I just held down I for some time
>>65416634
>>65416647
Thanks!
anyone here gonna watch the darmstadt game
>>65416569
>Thinboat Cuntois
>David De Gay
>Prutislav Ivanoshit
>One Matter
>Fart Zumba
>Wayne R00nay
>Golden Globe
>Chris Smalling
>Pickel
>Nillian
>Aphrodite Asspilebeta
>Fresse Nilgard
>Daley Blind
This will make for some acceptable olivetexting
>>65416715
no, but i'm counting on british webmbro to capture the action for me by his fantastic webm service
>his
I marathoned the plot synopsis of Arlington Road on IMDB. Wish I had watched it now.
>>65416933
I binged the first 30 minutes of Inherent Vice yesterday but my dad thought it was boring so we marathoned Children of Men instead.
>>65416933
binge reading is a thing?
>>65416963
IV is in my backlog. CoM is a personal favourite.
do you visit your parents every weekend? did you move back in with them?
>>65416971
I'm guilty of binge memeing
>>65417033
its ok britbro, we're on /sp/, no one is judging you
>>65416933
I marathoned the Harry Potter series yesterday. How was it?
>>65416963
Perfect decision
>>65417073
Holy shit Gary is sooo gone
>>65416933
>>65416963
>>65417079
I marathoned your mothers and binge-minge'd your sisters, fämpais.
>>65417033
Just to clarify, I did spoil the film for myself
>>65417138
No u
>>65417073
>DFB cup this week
OOOOOHHH YA YA YA
>CL the week after
No Juve-Bayern though. We will watch PSG-Chelsea
>+1 minute
>>65417220
>we
>>65417028
I'm here for my dad's birthday party. Didn't visit last weekend.
>no TuT for Darmstadt
Sky fucked up
Boring as fuck 1st half, quite entertaining 2nd half
Köln won't have much to do with the relegation battle this year, I'm sure of it.
sure
The only thing I can do with my dad is going to church and gardening. Maybe I should try gardening more with him
>>65417285
How's life as a father for your younger brother?
>>65417332
>German humour
>>65417344
Very good, thank you for asking.
>>65417357
is that Doctor Who below him?
>>65417427
Yes. KG hasn't aged well.
>>65417357
I never understoof why Djokovic wanted him as his tennis coach. Can Boris Becker watch Djokovic play and give hime ssential tips? I don't get it. Djokovic could just record himself play and rewwatch it to point out his own mistakes.
Why hire a guy who was a professional tennis player once and got fat. It's not like tennis relies on tactics.
All you do is train certain movements, strengthen your body and excercise in general.
Where does a celebrity coach have a place in all of that
>>65417357
dr who!
>>65417452
KG? I looked up his name and it's David Tennant.
>>65417427
>>65417474
he's just called the doctor not doctor who, you fucking nerds
>>65417452
I don't believe you
>>65417427
>>65417474
I don't think that's who you think it is
>>65417373
You're welcome!
When will you give your nephew a cousin btw?
>>65417461
A second opinion? Someone to stave of the self denial or blindspots?
>>65417495
karen gillan
>>65417534
Why take Boris Becker out of all people on earth? He probably demands 1/10 of Djokos winnings
>>65417502
what an ironic post
>>65417533
I don't know.
still 13-13 in dublin btw
>>65417557
You can tell she's doing leg toning
>>65417601
Have you ever tried playing rugby yourself
>>65417557
Is it wrong to pop a half-chub to that image?
>>65417572
I don't know. He could respect or idolise him. Taking criticism from a peer might be easier for him.
>>65417641
no to both questions
Be right back doing internet stuff
>>65417783
happy fap
wales penalty
ireland 13-16 wales
7 minutes to go
ireland penalty
ireland 16-16 wales
>Basel fans booing their own goal scorer Steffen
Betis 1 - 0 Valencia
final result:
ireland 16-16 wales
>>65418159
They're being stupidly butthurt.
just woke up from my nap
now going to watch chelshit - prütchester poonited
LILIEN
That Hoffenheim defending was pretty shit.
Nemanja Matic really has some kind of aura surrounding him. He has a very particular facial expression he always does
Are Hoffenheim doomed to relegation?
>>65419929
hopefully
>>65419929
I hope so
There's only space for one plastic team and it looks like RB Leipzig will be promoted
