>NFL: Pats have the best QB in NFL history and one of the best dynasties in NFL, 4 rings since 2001
>MLB: Red Sox AL East contenders, WS favorites out of the AL. 3 rings since 2004
>NBA: Celtics: up and coming young team, favorites for the #1 pick WHILE being a playoff contender. 1 ring in 2008, but 17 over all, most in NBA history
>NHL: Bruins won in 2011
Not to mention we are the most educated, wealthiest, and healthiest area in the country. We aren't full of fucking degenerates like the rest of the US, nor are we full of fucking minorities
Not to mention that our accents are instant panty droppers
Get fucked, rest of the US. Stay obsessed with us
When will the torment end? ;_;
>>65174831
I'm a Steeler, Laker, Yankee, and Red Wings fan.
Stay mad
>>65174831
>NHL: Bruins won in 2011
>furpuck
>>65174831
Found the broncos fan
>implying anyone will fall for this bait
as bad as pretending to be black
>>65174831
Wait, in what planet is the Boston accent considered sexy?
If you aren't mad, tell the rest of the Bawwwwston "fans" to stop being mad and shut the fuck up already.
>>65174831
Hundreds of Patriot fans are wishing Gostkoski and his family dead because of the missed kick.
http://dailysnark.com/patriots-fans-go-kicker-steven-gostkowski-twitter-postgame-missing-extra-point/
>>65174945
I'm sorry, how many championships has your city won since 2001?
Don't worry, I'll wait
Fuck the Red Sox.
The rest of y'all are all right.
>>65174927
I've been to the South with my accent and bitches were all over me
Pic needs more pressure cookers and marathon runners ;)
>>65175008
white trash gravitates to white trash, what a fucking surprise
>>65175027
>making fun of a terrorist attack
real brave there, eh?
Don't worry, terrorists won't ever attack your irrelevant shithole
>>65175008
No they weren't, how pathetic do you have to be to lie on the internet like this
>>65174978
Since you definitely aren't mad, maybe you could ask some of your buttblasted Pats compatriots to follow your lead.
>>65175008
Was it Mississippi? Everywhere else we think you guys sound like down syndrome Microsoft Sam.
>>65175053
Every single survey out there has proven the superiority of the Boston accent to the rest of the country.
It makes us sound more cultured and intelligent than you inbred hicks
>>65174971
>implying those are real Pats fans
>implying they aren't bandwagoners
Most real Boston sports fans aren't fucking assholes.
>>65175051
>bombston wasn't even attacked on 9/11
>freaks the fuck out over some aqua teen hunger force lite-brites
>gets bombed, killing a whopping 3 people
>freaks the fuck out, accepts literal martial law, loves nothing more than a complete police state shutdown of their city, and begs for more government cock in the ass
LGTSS
>bombston
>not the cuckest of cucks
pick one and only one, my man
hahahaha so many people after week 17 were like "why should we be mad, the important part is the bye week". patsfags BTFO
>>65174831
>favorites for the #1 pick
Not how the NBA draft works dipshit
>>65175131
Buzzwords: The Post
>>65175051
>3 people die in some terrorist attack planned by some teenagers
>Bombston talks almost it for a year, sometimes comparing it to 9/11 and making a big scene at the world series over it when it had happened in april
>>65175131
Lives were fucking lost, you stupid insensitive shit.
Our city helped out New York when it was attacked by terrorists.
Real fucking brave behind a computer
>>65175124
>"real" boston fans
those don't exist. almost everyone is just a hockey or pats fan and then bandwagon like hell when celtics are good. sox get a decent mix of "real" and bandwagon fan. sauce: I live in new england and went to college in MA
>>65175088
Kek
>>65175124
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman
>>65175131
>Bombston Strong
Fighting against what, exactly?
An absence of a police force?
>>65174831
>and healthiest area in the country
This isn't true in the slightest
Didn't Aaron Hernandez kill as many Bostonians as the bombers?
>>65175221
allegedly (yes)
>>65175221
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>we
Seriously, how jealous are the rest of you that you dont live in a city as based as Boston?
>>65175221
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH Boston confirmed for literal cheating, murderous scum
>>65175258
>go for a run in Boston
>get blown up by literal Muslims
>rest of the country worships the kid that did
>>65175221
Bombers killed five, Hernandez killed one
>>65175278
No one makes fun of New York or DC for being attacked by terrorists, yet everyone makes fun of Boston
That shows you how much envy the rest of the US has over us. It's nice to be superior
I might be a bit ignorant, but what do the Patriots have to do with Boston? They play in New England, Foxborough to be exact, not Boston.
>>65175278
we never really take the time to remember the heroes...
>>65175307
>No one makes fun of New York for being attacked by terrorists,
...is this your first time here? honest question
>>65175307
>No one makes fun of New York
First year on 4chan?
>>65175307
Flight 93 you terrorist motherfucker.
>>65175131
Hey now, if i remember correctly one or two of those planes took off from logan airport, give us a little credit
Boston is a human cesspool. It's like the powers that be know where to spawn human shit stains no one else can stand, so they put them all in Boston so they can have each other to put up with.
tl;dr version: Boston confirmed for the only city in the US that suffers from small dick syndrome.
>>65175258
Boston is such an awful commute
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>>65175088
Are you talking about Boston Brahmin or wiched smaht. Two totally different accents
>getting cucked by the manning brothers in football
>getting cucked by the lelkers in basketball
>getting cucked by the yanks in baseball
>this many replies to this level of bait
>>65175414
You make it sound like Boston is full of niggers
It's one of the whitest cities in the US. Therefore, it's one of the best cities in the US
>small dick syndrome
LOL, we aren't Seattle
>>65175414
please stop hurting my feelings
I like USA, its a pretty based country and they give no fucks but New England is the most boring and shitty place on America, you'll only get to be around spoiled WASPs, hipsters abortions in cambridge or Irish mobsters (there's no middleground), their immigrants are colombian narcos and the only thing to do once you pass their "great historical sites" that consist on boring piece of shit brick buildings you can eat clam chowda ON A BUN XD
The upside is that girls are really cute and post people excersice and read a lot unlike most of america, but the smugness and hypocrisy is the norm there, and fuck that, if there's ONE THING people respect about americans is how honest and straightforward most of you are.
Boston is literally a cuck, whitewashed liberal shithole who fails to be New York and act like if their inferior "small town" vibe is something to be proud.
Fuck you Boston, im happy when you get fucked.
>>65175420
if you live south of monmouth county you might as well just kill yourself because at that point your life is right out the window
>>65174891
literally none of these team will win a title in the next 5 years
>>65174831
Sorry but the the Broncos have the best qb in nfl history
>>65175470
You have to go back, Pablo.
>>65175486
>taking the bait
>>65175453
There's a lot of niggers in Boston/the Boston area unfortunately. We're whiter than most states but still have our fair share of darkies and fence-hoppers.
>>65174831
>SALT: THE THREAD
>>65175088
It makes you sound like a bunch of Leprechauns.
The nasally Midwestern twang is objectively the superior American accent, which is why all of the evening news anchors are forced to learn it.
>>65175507
I think he already went back.
>>65175453
Triggered af
>Whitest city
>White people 90% more likely to shoot you dead because muh bipolar disorder
Okay, fine. Just don't go shoot up an elementary school. :^(
>>65175160
What are you talking about?
>>65175470
>New England is boring
Sorry we don't have daily beheadings and drug lords to liven up the place Sanchez.
>And then that faggot bandwaggoner from New Haven said "refball"
Isn't Philly objectively worse than Boston?
>>65175526
How many championships has your city won since 2001?
>18-1
>>65175588
philly is objectively worse than baghdad
>>65175632
Why 2001? Is it because you're only old enough to remember that far back?
>>65175588
We don't talk about that place anon
>>65175566
>>65175565
>>65175529
>>65175505
>>65175482
>>>65175420
>>65175470
>>65175420
>>65175442
>>65175414
How many championships has your city won since 2001?
>>65175632
18+
>>65175680
Oh, name them?
>including NCAA
HAHAHAHA
Midwest tier
>>65175307
more like the rest of the country doesn't detest the chumps and lowlifes that exist there. just give us your chowda and move to florida en masse before it gets sunk into the sea
>>65175676
Devlels - '03
18-1 - '07
Yanks - '09
Giants Again - '12
Let's gloss over 'wins puh capita, caughcksuckahs'
>>65175676
>Thank you Based Kobr
Why does the Leprechaun look like a fucking Italian?
>>65175453
>slavshits and potato niggers
>white
Kek kill yourself
>>65174831
I missed the early game, who won?
>>65175840
boston
You may only post in this thread if you can correctly pronounce the letter R
>>65174831
How funny you'd post this on the same night your probable fav team (Until they become shit and you move to another sport) got rekt by a Manning yet again.
>>65174831
>Red Sox AL East contenders, WS favorites out of the AL
>>65175913
"accent panty droppers"
they sound like retarded englishmen
>>65175676
>Phillies-2008, 2016
>Flyers-2016
>Sixers-2021
>Eagles-2016
>Soul-2016,2017,2018
trust me bruh, 2016 is the year of Philadelphia sports
>>65176014
>>Eagles-2016
i dont think so tim
would you say the mood in Boston is...deflated?
>>65176014
Sixers will win it at least 2 years before 2021
>>65174831
>Celtics
>Blacks
Pick None
>>65175124
Good meme
>>65175131
kek
lol you dipshit easterners think youre all the centers of the universe. Dont you have some snow to shovel?
>>65174831
>bruins
>17 seconds
>>65174831
no but you brought it up so it must concern you in some way?
>>65174831
>healthiest area in the country
>New England is literally the meth head capital of the US
>>65182029
Everyone back east is fat as fuck due to not doing anything else besides rooting for sports teams while eating and drinking
Is this the shittiest /sp/ thread so far in 2016?
So you see, anons. everything worked out for the best. Yes, the Patriots got knocked out, but it is OK because Boston fans don't care that much, so nobody's feelings are hurt when the team falls from the playoffs, and the rest of us get to enjoy a Owl without the fucking P*triots.
It's a win/win.
>it's a patriots damage control thread
>>65174831
You aren't supposed to be mad, but you obviously are.
>>65182029
New Hampshire really belongs between Kentucky and West Virginia
Would it be possible for the Patriots to move to a completely different city like the LA Rams did? I could get behind the Idaho Patriots.
>>65175177
>lives were fucking lost
Who cares? Earth is overpopulated anyway. Crying about a few people dying is literally like crying about losing five grains from a 10lb bag of salt.
The curse of
>18-1
continues
>>65174860
I believe in the Red Sox this year
All we needed was an ace and we got one, and one that shows up in big games
I'll be shocked if we don't at least make the WS
>>65175088
>[citation needed]
>>65182160
holy fuck this level edgemaster-tier autism is comical.
not even bawwston fan here lmao
