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Kyrgios about to annihilate bird dick edition.
>waaah think about the children
oh fuck off m8
how many aces is kyrgoat on?
nick is our guy
kys threadcunt
>>65092266
WHO IS THIS CUM GUZZLER
>>65092266
this will happen
>>65092273
literally my fave. always a good fap.
>>65092273
find a more perfect human being
protip: you can't
Birdshit's girlfriend is overrated as fuck.
kill yourself threadcunt
kys threadcunt
>>65092291
Ellyse Perry
Remember when based Safin absolutely murdered Djokobitch in straight sets in his debut?
>>65092296
yeah who is she?
ester need not be jealous.
>>65092296
>mfw someone calls Ester overrated
>P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME B-BIG STRONG EUROS AND BIG STRONG /BET/
kys threadcunt
>>65092305
and then politics happened
>/cric/ and /nrl/ will never be nuked in my lifetime
Nick confirmed for not crazy, Omar heard the music.
>>65092305
was during his GOAT run of form.
beat peak fed during that AO.
wait I just tuned in
What is this meme about background noise
>>65092319
THERE IS LITERALLY SOMEONE IN THE CROWN PLAYING MUSIC DURING THE POINT
Nick's father is a white Greek which makes Nick more white than brown.
https://twitter.com/WTAreactions/status/690499336824840192
reminder that daria is a dirty little slav
>>65092322
MATE
A
T
E
>threadcunt gets BTFO
>runs away to /ten/ and hides
KEK
E
KEK
>>65092319
HOW CAN I CONTINUE WITH THE MEWSIC PLAYING?
I WANT TO STOP PLAYING
>>65092296
I was so disappointed when I turned over
Birdshit's got nothing on Murray
https://vine.co/v/ieFHIFMbl52
>>65092313
90% of /cric/ is /nrl/
/nrl/ is literally au/sp/
>>65092325
literally shit tier.
and i fucking laugh at her chasing the ball like a dog.
>>65092325
Russian pornstars always do anal.
>>65092325
>that voice
fuck off back to Russia thanks
>nick's box is literally filled with fuccbois
>>65092325
hot bitch
>>65092325
Don't care, considering dropping my current slav tennisfu for her
is fucking WANK actually going to reverse sweep?
>>65092345
How about we send unlikable fuckwits like Kyrgios and Tomic away instead and keep nice people like her
>>65092296
Yeah, he should have stayed with Safarova instead.
>>65092352
really hope you aren't dropping hantuchova lad
>>65092325
Her bf is gonna pump her hard from behind tonight
DOWN THE CENTRE
>this fucking showmanship
Say what you will about his sportsmanship, but no other tennis player can even compete with his charisma and entertainment. Kyrgios is the Donald Trump of tennis and he's going to make it great again.
>>65092364
literally going to have an intense wank to slav porn right now lads
https://twitter.com/Daria_gav/status/690499498720698368
qt Kulichkova crying ;_;
I want to hug her
>>65092363
>lucie literally looks like a bitch who has a ton of emotional baggage
ester is top shelf stuff m8s. also >>65092365 daniela is great too.
hope berdych murders NK
>>65092364
What did she mean by this?
>>65092371
I don't think you know what charisma means, brah
is nick black
where can i pick up slav girls lads i never see them out in the town
>>65092364
S.L.U.T...
>>65092365
I was thinking about dropping Shazzapova, but I've decided against it.
Reminder that all women are whores.
>>65092374
literally thinking the same
any hot slav qt porn stars that arent all worn out from hooking since 13?
>>65092388
He's the WANK
>>65092400
Krystel Boyd
>>65092399
Holly is pure.
Is alcohol allowed on any of the Grand Slam courts?
reminder that birdshit got a breadstick on PURPOSE
>>65092394
>making the same mistake as grigor
his ranking basically went from top 10 to ~30.
maria was good..too good for him.
>>65092406
;P also caprice
Damn that was an awesome point
Is this guy an aboriginal? Or what is his herritage?
>THAT'S RIDICULOUS
>>65092400
caprice and anjelika
>>65092408
>australian girls
>pure
pick 1
>>65092409
If you mean in the crowd, ao and uso do
Anyone else unable to enjoy this match since that prediction the 4th will end 6-4 Berdych
>>65092409
I was at the tennis today, and there's beer and white wine.
No AO will ever top 2009.
Fuck that was good
>>65092419
half wog half chink
>>65092400
Sneila is pretty hot don't know if she's still in the industry though.
Radwanska-Friedsam
Suarez Navarro-Gavrilova
How far will bb dasha go?
>>65092428
mixed spirits too
>>65092430
>meme bagdatass
>>65092419
Australian Greek (father) and Malaysian Malay (mother)
>>65092419
Gooky Greek
>Get a job
>Suddenly no more /sp/
>Can't even watch the Aus Open
Nigga take me back to the /cornetto/ days pls.
Birdbitch getting it back together. R.I.P Kirby
kek
KEK
No one likes you Djokobot.
N E T
E
T
>It's happening
6-4
>>65092400
i prefer amateur porn to be honest family
>>65092437
Thought I saw a guy with coke with limes in it, but I didn't see any spirits when I walked past the bar so I wasn't sure.
In other news, chimpout imminent
>>65092428
>>65092424
has this led to any entertainingly rowdy behaviour? Just wondering for funsies
Been back at work for two weeks after having four weeks annual leave, and now it's a four day weekend.
>>65092446
top fucking kek
>that point and wave by birdshit
what a massive faggot
this angers the kyrigoat
Lmao that betting agency with the $1 refund every ace must be bankrupt
>le angry ace wog
>>65092446
The what, what did he say after the sigh?
Is Kyrgios the biggest servebabby in the history of tennis?
>>65092431
makes sense, he has the impotent bearing of someone who knows their dick just doesn't make the grade.
>>65092453
it does at the USO for sure
>>65092453
There was a fight at USO I think, guy knocked out some old cunt because him and his cunt wife were harassing him.
>>65092466
>Sam Groth
>>65092466
he's a clutchservebabby.
like fedGOAT.
muzza is a clutch server as well but 2xfaults weirdly too.
djokobot is developing clutch genes right now.
>>65092452
yeah not all of the bars do it for some reason though and I think you can only buy 2 at a time whereas you can get 4 beers
Post stereotypes.
>Aus = Top aces, shit backhands
birdshit is SHOOK
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
TANK
>>65092443
iktf
;_;
>>65092466
milos "my face looks like a squashed cunt" raonic
BASED CHEERIOS
>>65092451
the problem with amateur porn is that it can be hard to find their newer stuff or even full vids. Just the same shitty 3 minute teaser over and over again
hot amateurs are fucking hot though
KYRGIOS GAVE UP THE FIRST 2 SETS FOR LOLZZZ
KyrGOAT
why is that little girl waving to the guy in the car in that ad?
>angry ace wog so shitter shattered he's resorted to eating his singlet as the absolutely haram music loops in his head
Why does /sp/ hate Djokovic?
>>65092466
Isner desu
>>65092496
she's his daughter?
>>65092400
alexis crystal
What if Kyrios HAD to give up the first 2 sets to slightly tire Birdshit out? GOAT strategist.
>>65092496
looking for a john
>>65092496
he's been grooming her for years
>>65092446
LMAO
>>65092502
his playstyle is boring to me
>>65092505
he gets out of the car and crosses the road in the opposite direction
>>65092502
he is the cancer killing tennis
kyrgoat is the chemo btw
>>65092502
Give one fucking fucking reason to like that glorified smug pusher who wins dominates every tournament with his boring ass tennis equivalent of bus parking.
>>65092466
Kyrgios actually has game to back up his serves. Isner is a servebot because his groundstrokes are just shit compared to top most players.
This rattles the bird
>its a wog acts like a classless piece of shit episode
This episode is on repeat everyday in Australia, bored of it.
>>65092502
It's not entertaining watching any of his games before the finals
unlike serena where you can enjoy her big black serve destroying tiny white slavs
>>65092496
she likes older men
>>65092502
unlikeable kebab face and weird hair
>>65092496
women are attention whores no matter the age
>he looked like the same player, physically, but the tennis dropped
Really, Jim Cuckier, I thought he literally transformed into Mardy Fish.
So is Channel Seven streaming this shit now?
>>65092522
kys saxon
>>65092502
Boring
Sociopath
Doesn't meme as hard as Nadal
Isn't as good as prime Federer
Slav
>>65092512
>>65092516
>>65092519
>>65092524
Hasn't he just got a pretty much flawless technique?
>t. Tennis amateur just recently getting interested in the game
le wog face
Past performance is not a reliable indicator of future performance.
>>65092533
Have been for the entire match mate
>>65092546
Thanks Mr Blue Heelers man
>>65092522
*tips VB can"
RATTLED
Execute all muslims.
People love Nadal even though he's way more boring than Djokovic.
Kyrgios is goat but lacks stamina.
Typical set that would end in a tie-break or a 7-5 for Berdych. Either way, Berdych wins.
>>65092561
autism is very cute though
>>65092558
Listen up. This here man speaks the truth!
>>65092561
People have a soft spot for autistics
>>65092539
yes he does but his style is more to play the long, defensive game which is boring as fuck to watch
>>65092539
some of the commentators actually talk abuot how his technique isn't the most ideal.
esp his serve which he fixed throughout the years. got much more solid.
his BH was always rock solid and probably the best 2hander
his FH was always ok.
>>65092558
Replace muslims with /pol/tists
>>65092562
what are you on about, he's a 5 set specialist
at least james duckworth is actually australian
>>65092561
No he's not.
Nick 'going mental at the oriental' KyrGOAT really showed this chink ump who the boss is
>>65092575
hello Ahmed
>>65092522
>>65092519
Servebots are dudes who have big serves just because they're tall as a tree. Federer is not a servevbot because his serve comes from good technique.
>>65092580
>anglo surname
>australian
Um, no.
>takes extra energy to deal with Nick's full package
TANK confirmed for massive penis
>all these people talking about the gavrilova match
>had front row seats at Hisense
>left to go watch the bAUTISTa aGOAT at work after the first 3 games
Fuck that Russian bitch, she is overhyped.
This wog mental midget is due another mental break-down any minute.
who /gong/ here
What kind of watch will Kyrgios advertise when he's no. 1?
Being a channel 7 summer of tennis casual, I'd like to enquire where the Kok is?
>>65092577
Really?
Krygios vs robredo always come to my mind.
>>65092595
Casio
>>65092599
injured at the start of the year, missed the entire aussie swing
>>65092593
I'm gerringong haha
>>65092599
injured, shoulder i think
>>65092581
yes he is
>muh power game
literally the male Serena. So dull.
>>65092561
Nadal's game has personality at least, and his foreheand his great when firing. Djoko's not nothing but stretching and returning mediocre balls deep.
>>65092602
kyrgios gasquet
lolz
>>65092534
>LE U R LE ZAGZOM XDXD
>>65092587
hello the project
>>65092595
the most obnoxious niggerish one there is
>>65092561
Finally someone noticed.
>muh nadal
>le topspin high in backfield
>le topspin high in backfield
>le topspin high in backfield
Boring as fuck. He did master this and break the game for a while though, so that's nice I guess.
And yes Djokovic is still autistic, but that doesn't make him boring.
>>65092599
in the locker room with birdshit's missus rn
>>65092608
>personality
Fuck off m8 grunting isn't personality.
Waleed Aly is the greatest mind of our generation and should be the first president of the future Australian Republic.
How come Daria doesn't have a qt accent, she sounds like an even jewier version of the nanny
Is Bruce McAvaney the worst commentator of any sport ever?
>>65092617
Reminder that Tony Abbott is no longer prime minister
if you want a 95% chance of having a cute kid, have a kid with a decent looking asian woman.
white and asian genetics go together perfectly.
WANK broken next match.
>>65092603
I thought so as well
Hope he shows up to a tournament in TNs with a gold casio
>>65092443
>it will never again be Wimbeldon 2013
>you will never agains shitpost about based Darcis
>these uptight British Eurosport commentators getting their jimmies rustled by Nick's antics
>the canadian was right
Fuck I love Aussie open threads. The literal non-stop bantz makes me realise what /pol/ could be if it was just Australians.
>>65092631
>implying I'm white
>>65092625
Adam Bandt pls go
If Djokovic had a one handed backhand everyone would love his style even if he played exactly the same way. So you cunts can fuck off with boring.
>>65092602
he's something like 4-1 in 5 setters
>>65092473
Muzza has a dreadful second serve
>kyr"goat"
>>65092625
Pls no isis
>>65092629
yes.
but then again i don't watch aussie sports outside of T20 shits, SoO, and gayeffel grand finals
Gavrilova: "I'm good from behind"
What did she mean by this?
>>65092638
It's mostly leftists on these threads
>>65092614
>I am triggered
>>65092630
>LE U R LE ZAGZOM XDXD
>>65092639
That's alright, none of us are white. I'm 1/256th Aboriginal for example
>>65092653
>LE POST IN LE XD FORMAT XD
>>65092637
What I say
>>65092642
Double handed backhands are for faggots
>>65092636
What are they saying?
>>65092629
yes
6-4 fix incoming
is it just me or do a lot of australian girls have this face
I see it a lot with australians over here, it's like the default aussie female face
>>65092649
she likes it up the bumhole like every good melbournian does
shieet
Anglo Saxon on triggering the fuck out of redditors watch
I think he's blowing it, lads
>>65092654
enjoy those extra centrelink bucks
aussie dasha is a top qt
she is so tiny and her legs are god tier
her armpits game is solid too
6-4
>6-4
6-4
>6-4
6-4
>6-4
WANK is out
WANK rip
Its happening!
How do you choke this badly
This choke
hahahaha fuck off back to your yiros shop wanker.
>>65092446
All the better when western shitstains end up being forced to stand up and cheer on the guy they hate so much.
kek this umpire hates him
OUT ON A DOUBLE FAULT
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Told you :^)
lel
NICK CLUTCH OR KICKGIOS
THE CANADIAN IS THE DEVIL
OMFG
See you next year lads
STRAYA ON SUICIDE WATCH
r.i.p big dick nick
Kek what a fucking faggot.
>GIVE ME A BREAK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WANK WANKs out
See you later wog boy
>double faulting for the match
fucking top meme way to finish
HAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED WOG CUNTS
FUCKING FUCK
>You're a terrible umpire
lel
SOMEONE POST THE FUCKING SCREENSHOT
How rigged was the 3rd set?
WANK
A
N
K
What a bitch
was the screenshot accurate?
Who has the screenshot?
AUSTRALIANS BTFO LMAO
Holy fuck that Seppo who predicted 6-1 4-6 is a wizard
DOUBLE FAULT
GET FUCKED CHIMP HAHAHAHAHHA
SCREECH MORE YOU WOG MAYBE IF YOU PLAYED ON CONCRETE WITH LION STATUES AT EACH END HAHAHAHAHA
>>65092702
Tomic is the real goat
Canadian = gods
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED KYRGIOS YOU PETULANT CUNT
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>"M8 GIVE ME A BREAK"
MATE
A
T
E
>http://www.ausopen.com/en_AU/players/nations/index.html
A lot of genuine Australian names in there
Did Kyrgios just tell the ump 'you're a terrible referee'? LOOOOOL
Did Kyrgios just tell the ump 'you're a terrible referee'? LOOOOOL
Did Kyrgios just tell the ump 'you're a terrible referee'? LOOOOOL
Believe in the milkman!
shitskin wog insulted the referee after getting blown the fuck out, typical.
>>65092702
Fuck that, any actual australian would be glad to see this cunt kicked to the curb.
WANK
A
N
K
>>65092725
you mean millman
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK MATE
GAME SET AND MATCH
>>65092731
POO
O
O
>MUH KYRGOAT
FUCKING IDIOTS HYPING WOG JOBBER
>you're a terrible referee
Did anyone else hear that?
"your a terrible referee"-Nick Kyrgios 2016
Guess Aussies will be Tomic now, they should all die.
THE MUSIC DOGGED HIM
Fucking cilic.
Nishi only lost that final cause he had to slug his way through stan the man and djoko
Speaking of where is stan the man
>>65092736
You're a terrible 4channer.
>>65092720
FUCKING HOW
HE GOT IT RIGHT
HE GOT IT COMPLETELY RIGHT
Haven't seen a wog get this mad since the cronulla riots
>>65092724
Feeling euphoric, saxon?
LEAF'S ON WIZARD WATCH
>>65092738
actual australian here and i can confirm, i dislike kysgios.
>>65092629
OOOOOOOHHHH BOY WOWEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED KYRGIOS YOU PETULANT CUNT
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>BTFO
BTFO
>"M8 GIVE ME A BREAK"
FUCK OFF YOU SPOILT BRAT
>m-mate... g-give me a b-break...
>t-turn down the m-music...
>y-you're a terrible r-referee.. waaaah
Wogs, everybody. WANK proves once again he's subhuman.
Berdych is so dreamy. I could listen to him speak all night.
Thanks for the tears kyrgios gayfags
>>65092702
We hate him Maradona, he's a shitskin babby.
>>65092758
GIVE ME YOUR TEARS HAHAHAHA
>>65092293
based canadian
Kyrgios is a fucking joke tbqh. Schooled by a washed up old Berdych in his prime on his home land. Absolutely embarrassing.
berdych is a class act but still a cuck
WOGS BTFO
WOGS BTFO
WOGS BTFO
>birddick straining very hard to not blurt out "suck shit aussie faggot"
Execute all wogs.
>>65092771
What bet app?
In the UK, a fish and chip shop is called a "chinky", and a pizza place is called a "paki".
>I'm having a great time
I bet he is
>>65092763
>posting this on 4chan
>not thinking about nick kyrgios' life and what he is probably going to be doing tonight
m8...i'm sure he is REAL mad right now...
>>65092756
Proof here
>>65092175
Kyrios will be like every other recent australian, decent at everything EXCEPT aus open
>>65092754
Getting ready to fuck up his next victim, the Jack Sock destroyer, Lukas Rosol.
>Hewitt is a petulant crybabby
>OMG FUCKING AUSSIE BATTLA SUCH A LAD LMAO ABSOLUTE BANTS
>Kyrgios is a petulant crybabby
>HAHA FUCKING WOGCUNTS CRY MORE ENJOY THE DOLL FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
Assholes are assholes tbqh.
t. azn strayan
>implying Kokinnakis didn't bang Berdych's girlfriend
Berdychs wife is absolutely GOD TIER
Mouthy cunt absolutely BTFO
BLOWN.
THE.
FUCK.
OUT.
GET FUCKED KYRGIOS YOU PETULANT CUNT
>>65092799
is genie batgirl?
This is the last hurrah for non-aussie tennis
Kyrgios will literally never lose another Australiano pen
fuck our country and sportsmen are fucking embarassing
>>65092802
hewitt was hated for years you chink cunt
>>65092802
nice try
>dem dasha leggings
muh fuggin diiiiick
>>65092796
He looked pretty mad to me m8.
Just ask the chair ump :-)
>>65092808
That's Catwoman got fucking retarded mid 90s born shitter
>>65092818
pics
>>65092816
people didn't call sub-human and other racist things
What happen lol?
/pol/tists btfo
Watch them evaporate now that they don't have a wog cunt to shit on
>>65092825
You can't be racist against white people, you fucking shitter.
>>65092828
meme magic happened, kyrgios got blown the fuck out, some LEAF predicted what the final score would be 100% EXACTLY, 2 sets into the match
>people were ironically supporting kyrgios and would shitpost no matter the result
what the fuck is wrong with you people
Somersby is sort of gross but fuck it's so humid I'd kill for one.
>>65092756
Absolute mad man
Berdych 6-4 in the 4th based on prediction was paying $8.50 yet Aus sports bet requires to call to bet and I couldn't be bothered....
>Berdych height: 1.96 m (6 ft 5 in)
How big do you think his dick is, lads?
Post game conference chimp out link where?
>>65092825
I used to call him a fucking scum hick bogan. He was a disgrace but not as much as the wog.
How can Uniqlo afford djokovic?
I would assume he's the most expensive player to sponsor
>>65092825
>mfw im never racist in day to day life but I come here and call dick shittios a shitskin wog over and over and revel in his defeats
>>65092847
9 or 10 inches
>>65092293
ABSOLUTELY BASED
imagine growling out dasha after shes been on court for four hours
>Zana's jawbones
>Zana's teeth
I'm conflicted af lads.
>>65092834
>tomic
>>65092849
Uniqlo is massive you idiot
>KyrGONE
disrespectful wog low life
>>65092861
Just kys tbqh, then you won't be conflicted
>>65092860
I bet she is have hot, dirty victory anal sex right NOW
>>65092849
Actually Kei is after he renegotiated last year.
Great to see the seasoned veteran knockout the upstart childish brat, good riddance to Kyrgios and his similarly fucked up fans who think his obnoxious behaviour is entertaining or worse yet admirable. Shoutouts to the Canadian who called the final scoreline early in the third.
based Joshy's here lads
>>65092875
>I bet she is have
how is gavrilova aussie when she cant speak a zee english?
all our players have weird foreign names
are Millman and EBAM the only memes left in the tournament?
she's got a qt accent in this press conference mmm
johnny millman the one to beat?
>>65092875
She's got a good poker face then because she's literally doing an interview now
Tomic will do good r-right goyim?
>>65092889
She came here 3 years ago mate
>>65092890
i got a good feeling about monfils
seriously though, daria is a top qt. she probably hasn't had much sex either because she's always busy. i bet her pussy is top quality, just like her legs.
>>65092894
already applied for a loan to bet on him winning the tournament
>>65092849
adidas sunk a ton of their sponser money on murray and uniqlo probably gave him a pretty sweet deal considering he would be their biggest star
>>65092890
bAUTISTa aGOAT is still in it mate.
What I would pay for a KyriWOG locker room cam right now to see the chimping.
>>65092889
most australians have weird foreign names though lad
NEW THREAD
>>65092914
>>65092914
>>65092914
NEW THREAD
>I enjoy tennis
>I dislike non-whites
When is the monkey gonna have his presser and chimp out?
Kyrgios is LITERALLY double teaming Berdych's wife with Kokkinakis right now
I just have a thing for Russians. I had a mate back in school who's mum was half Russian and she still looks 30.
I can't tell if Daria has an Australian accent or not. You can hear it once every 20 words.
Also, how great is Basil Fucking Zempilas the literal GOAT.
>>65092802
they are both cunts but Hewitt plays for every point and actually tries the whole fucking game
imagine daria in bed...
brehs
AAAAAAWWWWWWWW MISTA HART!
>>65092936
He is having a cry wank with his mong looking brother.
>>65092825
That's true and him being white is part of it, but while Hewitt was prone to noisy whiner he wasn't a complete fucking turd about it the way Kyrgios is. Tomic's just as bad.
Australians tend not to be fans of people who show us at our worst and turn on those types hard.
At the same time, if you show up at the Aus Open and do well and showing some good personality, the local crowd will love you, regardless of what race you are and where you're from. Almost to a cringey level.
Fuck Basil's noise is maximum jew
>tfw I didn't realise you pronounce "Daria" as "Dasha"
Welp.
>>65092946
S-Stop
>>65092952
Tomic has been getting better recently desu
>>65092942
and hewitt is actually australian and was the youngest number one for a year and a half and has been relevant for the last 15 years....
>>65092955
You don't, she prefers to be called Dasha.
I want to tell you all about the "person" who made this thread >>65092928
"He" (this thing isn't really a human) is a 29 year old NEET who lives in his mothers basement in Wollongong. He is diagnosed with onset schizophrenia. He can't so much as walk out his front door without suffering an anxiety attack.
His "highlight" of 2015 was spamming threads during the Cricket World Cup final. He spent 8 hours a night during July/August staying up until 4am spamming images of gore every 60 seconds during the Ashes threads and resetting his modem each time the janny banned him.
This is the "person" you are dealing with.
Social media "pundits" are the fucking worse, they will take literally anything and make a big deal about it
>a WHOPPING 50 tweets!!!
>300 people signed this online petition! HOLY SHIT
>>65092961
you see her jump around on the court, just imagine that energy in that little 5'5 blondie with thick thighs in bed.
kill me
>>65092967
Oh that makes sense. I thought that was one of those Irish style things for a second.
>"Muh name's Kweevuh!"
>See the name Caoimhe in my phone
>>65092976
ignore it
How many 8-balls would you guess Basil gets through in a day?
Daily reminder of the Chess GOAT.
>>65092999
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>65092999
Dunno what his habit is like these days but he used to get on the nose candy a fair bit in the Perth bar scene, Wolfe Lane, 1907 all the niche haunts.
>>65092995
>someone that good looking is a socially retarded weeaboo autist
why lads
he could've had it all
>>65093014
Who is it?
When's the next grandslam lads?
Cant wait for TANK to win it
>>65092995
That was my favourite Goosebumps book as a kid. Spooky.
is this the /arse/ thread lads
sorry this is my first day on Chan :D
>>65093023
Saxon
>>65093024
fuck off Slam casual
>>65092974
How do you know thats all the same person?
>>65092999
>I get no respect I tell ya! No respect! I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
>>65093025
>Not the The Scarecrow Walks At Midnight
At least you didn't pick some shit like Monster Blood.
>>65093039
because I asked him and he told me all of those things (at different times)
if it was someone impersonating him then that's arguably even sadder
>>65093025
Shit man, same.
I got a bad boner for ancient egyptian shit though.
Time to watch some Carrie Moon vids, lads
Are there really people who think Hewitt is the greatest Australian tennis player of all time? He's not even top 5 with Laver and Philippoussis.
>>65093068
>Philippoussis
fucking spud
>Philippoussis
Whatever happened to him, anyway? He just randomly disappeared one day from the ATP.
>>65093077
The Game of Love.
Philippoussis starred in a Bachelor-type show featuring women between the age of 20-40. Philippoussis was 30 at the time.
Age of Love. Why they never called it Ace of Love for a cheeky pun is one of the biggest robberies in the history of Aussie tennis.
>>65093048
I wonder if it is same "person" that console wars so hard on /v/ they ISP/region block him. I'm sure the one spamming holly threads is from /v/.
>>65093105
>the one spamming holly threads
thats the one im talking about but I have no idea if he is a /v/ kiddy or not
wouldnt surprise me since he spends literally 99% of the year in his bedroom so he must do something to kill the year
>>65093109
kill yourself
>>65093109
Nintendo is the GOAT of video game industry. You're a fool for buying a Playstation or an Xbox box. Wait until the NX it'll blow your fucking mind
REV UP THE CHIMP OUT
>>65093068
Rod Laver is the true Ausgoat
Why is there a new thread every fucking minute, fuck off all of you attention seeking thread making pricks
>>65093109
>Caring this much about competition between electronic toys
>To the extent you're a company drone
Holy shit, I can picture what you look like in my head perfectly.
Planning to walk towards any cameras?
>>65093139
This is literally the most recent thread and was made over an hour ago after the previous one reached bump limit.
Kill yourself you fucking sperg
>>65093161
Whoah calm down mate I'm sorry I insulted your gook toy.
>>65093161
>posting pasta from /v/ kiddies
(you) need to kys cunt
>>65093171
Some other Aussie made a new thread, look above you fucking aboriginal autist
>>65093183
>>65093183
>>65093183
New thread
Noveau le thried
>>65093190
Maybe you should click on that link, idiot.
You have literally been tricked.
>>65093210
>typing furious twice
ahh i can smell the shit in your pants cookin from here ;)
take a nap sweetie, let the big boys post
Jo Wilfred Tsgona is the most naturally talented French Athlete since 1836.
>>65093226
The movie that murdered what was left of his career?
Fuck that
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
Djokovicwinslol Open
Cool.
Men
11:30 Lopez (18) - Isner (10)
11:30 Raonic (13) - Troicki (21)
13:00 Ferrer (8) - Johnson (31)
13:00 Rosol - Wawrinka (4)
13:30 Monfils (23) - Robert
14:30 Sela - Kuznetsov
18:00 Sousa (32) - Murray (2)
19:30 Tomic (16) - Millman
Wimmin
10:00 Makarova (21) - Pliskova (9)
10:00 Siegemund - Beck
10:00 Konta - Allertova
10:00 Strycova - Muguruza Blanco (3)
11:30 Azarenka (14) - Osaka
13:30 Kerber (7) - Brengle
18:00 Keys (15) - Ivanovic (20)
20:00 Lepchenko - Zhang
>>65093297
tomorrow's schedule
I wanna start betting. Do all bets on every bet service have to be made over the phone?
>>65093297
Wow, it's fucking nothing.
>>65093308
exactly
>>65093307
Only live bets
>19:30 Tomic (16) - Millman
>winner play Murray
All Australians out in 2 days then i guess
>>65093297
fucking doody the madman
>>65093363
>All wogs out in 2 days then i guess
beautiful
>>65093363
>Not backing Tomic to win the whole thing
>>65093297
shit, no good matches on tomorrow
>>65093379
>Not backing Milkman to at least reach semis
>>65093363
>tfw used to use Tommy Haas on SEGA Virtua Tennis
Best game tbqhwy.
Is that bitch in the OP considered pretty in Betausfalia?
>>65093659
Only by the autistic betacuck cancer known as 'threadcunt'
>>65093659
She wins the "Best looking sheila award" at the annual ceremony of the same name every year m8.
>>65093674
Why do you keep posting in the threads he makes, you guys should ignore him, im sick of seeing this cunts face on the front page.
>>65093687
what's a sheila, cunt.
This thread is now my own shitposting cesspool, Ausbetas not welcome.
>>65093697
Unfortunately I'm just one person and can't control what others do m8.
Such a waste of a """life""" though.
Fucking Djokowinslol Era
>no friends
>no girlfriend
>no job
>unbearable heat
>classes don't start again until march
>nothing to do until then
man if the tennis wasn't around I'd probably have to seriously contemplate suicide
>>65094183
There is always another:
>sport to follow
>anime to watch
>game to play
>tv-series/movie to watch
Rejoice, suicide is not necessary in the age of interwebs
>>65093636
>not mario tennis
get a load of this fucking pleb
>>65094464
based in charge of good taste bro
>>65094183
Learn how to play tennis? Only thing better than seeing a great shot is ripping a forehand at some autistic 11 year old
>>65094543
I already do but my club is closed for the summer too, and since I have no friends there is simply nobody I can play with
:(
>>65094257
>mindless consumerism
>>65094735
That would involve actually paying for these activities.
Is this the first slam where the women's singles are much more interesting than the men's?
>>65094735
Beats being dead.
>>65095907
Short answer: No
>>65095907
It has been that way for at least 3 or 4 slams.
>Dimitrov lost to this
>>65097409
based Fedgoat tactically concealing his most accurate shots until the QF at least in order to lure lesser foes and lead them to believe it's actually Federror who showed up to this tournament
How did it come to this.
>>65098102
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
>MATE
>A
>T
>E
>>65099036
EH MATE
>accosts umpire
THERE WAS MUSIC
>taps racket on chair
PLAYING DURING THE POINT
>flips gang signs
MATE
>intimates someone's relationship
video of Kyrgios literal chimp out at music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqZ79QEsnXc
NEW THREAD
>>65099866
