>talk to someone about sport
>he just regurgitates meme opinions and things pundits say
This is where I immediately look for an exit in the conversation
>so did you watch the big game this weekend, anon?
>talk to a woman about sports
>she has multiple teams she roots for
>>65069845
>Britbong saying he 'roots' for a team
Trash it.
>talking to quiet Asian girl in my circuit analysis class on Facebook
>she says "s m h t b h f a m"
>who's your favorite player
>steph curry
>>65069713
>talk to someone about sports
>he just regurgitates contrarian and meme opinions he read in a cambodian cave painting forum
>talking to someone you like about sports
>they claim to be a big fan of a certain team
>they keep making mistakes with their own players names and can't carry on a real convo
>you don't have the heart to correct them
>>65069845
>talk to a woman about sports
>we have a good time and then have sex at the end of the night
>>65069910
>mention anything about basketball
>HEY THE WARRIORS ARE SO GOOD THE WARRIORS WILL BREAK THE RECORD DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE WARRIORS RECORD THE WARRIORS WILL REPEAT THE WARRIORS ARE BETTER THAN THE 90'S BULLS
memeiors were the worst thing to happen to casuals
>talk to someone about sports
>they start spouting off shit about parallel universes
>that one little faggot who says Ronald is better than Messi
>>65069880
This
>>65069845
You are a fucking embarrassment, get out of our country
>>65070332
not really related but is there anything worse than those people who like either watched a TV show on physics or read a magazine article and now think they're like the next fucking Feynman or something and then they start saying all this shit about string theory and shit
fuck
>>65070332
is your QPU aligned anon?
>talk to someone about sports
>realize I actually don't because people who watch sports are morons
>>65070379
>>65070332
are you serious
>>65070379
Are there males who don't watch sports? The few I know that don't watch footy at least watch mma or something
>>65070379
You're on the SPORTS BOARD
WHY ARE YOU HERE
>>65070379
thought that was Cara for a bit
>>65070416
Yes, even if you don't count gays.
>>65070378
i always keep my QPU aligned
>>65070332
Fuck off "Henry"
>>65070425
my finger slipped
>>65070332
>tfw 12 hours wasted preparing for one shot
>misalign qpu
>>65070379
>Flag has a leaf
letrashman.jpg
>talking about sports with people
You prod very, very carefully until you are sure they're as autistic as you are, and after that you can talk to them.
>talk to someone about sports
>they're an insufferable fucking cunt like 90% of all sports fans
I mean I love sports but let's face facts guys
>>65070332
>implying there are parallel universes
>>65069713
A friend of mine shouted on twitter at a local football pundit telling him to stop pronunciating Neuer as Noyah during the WC cause he just sounded like a retard and we aren't in fucking Germany.
The pundit is one of those guys that tries really hard to pass as someone who knows his stuff with things like that but in reality he doesn't know jack shit about the sport.
The guy got pissed as fuck and droves of his casual pleb asslicker fans spammed my friend regurgitating crap.
>>65070332
>>65071418
nah you're friend is a douche
the pundit might be too, but your friend is the bigger douche of them
>>65071520
>not being a cunt to a douche that gets overpaid to say stupid shit on TV
>talk to someone about sports
>they're an ameriboo with multiple teams in each american league
>>65071418
how do you pronounce Neuer?
>>65071731
what are the most common teams?
>>65070332
Good Christ it's spreading
>>65069845
>"Are you looking forward to the word cup anon?"
>"Yeah, who do you think will win?"
>"Probably Barcelona but that's probably just because I like Italians LOL!"
>>65072663
What epic meme did I miss? QPU Google search lead to a /fit/ thread with no replies
>>65070332
is scuttlebug raising a sport, lads?
if yes, then is mario elite?
>>65072806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpk2tdsPh0A
It's from /v/. Watch the whole thing, it gets better as it goes. This great man, autism or not, has created a new field of science
>michael jordan is the greatest basketball player of all time
>He supports a mexican team AND Real Madrid/Barcelona
Also>>65072918
I just watched that video and I don't get it, what is the purspose? Is it a tutorial? Why is he talking about halfpresses? Why would you want to go to a parallel universe? It helps you to complete the game?
>>65072918
Well that's the most autistic thing I've seen today
>>65073705
The purpose is completing a star with as few A-presses as possible. It's a challenge
>>65070416
Yes but I honestly find they're usually of the holier than thou "lel sportsball" type who have a stick up their ass about about something to do with sports, often personal.
>>65072918
This guy is a fucking champion.
>>65072918
I... I... .....wut....
Is this guy some sort of genius? Am I retarded? My whole world doesn't make any sense anymore... What is going on?
>>65072918
What in the holy fuck am I watching
>>65070416
Gays and fat fedora fucks
>Tfw you have to hide your power/autism level when talking to normies about sports (especially baseball)
>Tfw they bring up the latest hilarious picture from the "NFL Maymes" instagram account
>talk to a slag
>the team she """"supports"""" changes depending on who is currently fucking her
>>65072324
Point your wand to him and Avada Kedafra the shit out of him
>>65072918
>you will never get those 20 mins back
>tfw some guy watched the super bowl once and now talks like he's an expert on handegg
>>65070332
Wait, I just saw a post about this on /vr/ the other day. Is this already a meme? Fuck, I didn't realize there were even that many people who posted on both /sp/ and /vr/. This is freaking me out guys.
>>65072918
Lmao what a doofus. I'd kivk this kid's ass
>>65070404
>league
>>65072667
did this really happen?
>>65069713
stop talking to casual women about sports
>>65072918
I cannot actually fucking believe it, I started laughing at this autist and by the end of the video I was watching religiously, fuck I'm an autist too.
>guy at work says hes a 49ers fan
>ask him if he saw the vontaez/pacman chimp out
>"are you talking about the 9ers vs tigets game lastnight?"
>mfw
>>65077187
Yeah, I was there, heard it with my own eyes.
>>65069713
DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS
>>65085115
Keep the change you filthy animal
>a Canadian talks about baseball when jays are in playoffs
>never again
>we
>isn't even from toronto
