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DACuary edition
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on my knees for some goals in the favelas
Ze Roberto man of the match
Le precision rball in the Corinthians match
How do I see the graphs
http://shakhtar.com/ru/matches/live/
line-ups and commentary
>>65068098
>https://www.betfair.com/exchange
>click on the match
>click on the graph icon next to the market
I genuinely miss SP
Are Zamora seriously playing for the 3rd time in 3 days?
>>65068249
nah just ghost matches to drive up the value
on o3.5 in the shaktar match, solid chances so far, shaktar without texeira but otherwise solid lineups, corinthians a bit weaker line-up but looking really good offensively
>>65068289
fuming, everytime i post about a bet i get on it before starting to type, not this time apparently
>>65068062
Looking forward to /eurosbet/ taking over this summer.
S A O
P A O
Is this a reverse meme game
Nice, another should be a granted now
>>65068313
Have you spent any time in the UK or do euros genuinely pick up so much brit slang just online?
Gol Sao Paulo thank fuck
>>65068338
>should be a granted
pmsl so tired *given
>>65068343
A lot of my friends use brit slang because we're tired of having an american dick shoved down our throats everywhere - film, music, online.
Wheres that fucking slug that had the audacity to doubt me in the last thread
>>65068343
online i guess, but here and i assume in most euro countries they teach british english in schools. got an american accent though, a bit texan as i've been told, can't fake a british one for the life of me
consider topping up the shaktar match, tears if you didn't follow the link i posted to swerve you towards smacking overs earlier
Fuck I've been busy all day. So many bets missed.
those not on seething
4444444
now please some love for the cerro match
Banter.
OI OI!
Lad lads.
Is Jimmy Butler and Steph Curry to combine for 60 points a good bet at $4?
Haven't had a /comfy/ bet all year, baffled desu
>>65068614
Janitor has been on fire the last few days
>>65068609
Obviously meant over 59.5 not exactly 60 btw
>>65068629
Scared to comfy post incase janitor runs out of hot pockets.
>13 shots on goal 1 goal with fridge keepers
aaaaaah
>>65068732
fridge keepers on fire tbqh
>>65068609
Meh Draymond will probably contain him pretty well wouldnt go to large on it
surely the ref can't just blow the whistle at 90 with all these yellows and free kicks and whatnot
this was supposed to be a comfy bet but the janny ruined it
>>65068609
Dece imo.
Why cant I hold all these fouls
gonna stand like christ the redeemer for the last 10 mins in hope there's one more
The + line for the Nets is a gift, cavs still shook by the Golden State loss
>>65068819
gotta space them out lid, 2 in 9 hours is always gonna be disappointing tbqh
>>65068761
Max bet is $50 anyway because it's a promo market. On.
ADDED
D
D
E
D
zzz another south american chimpout
DAC
Got on Warriors -7 on a mid.
>>65068966
More like SloDACia amirite?
down
done with betting for a while
-3 surreal boooooooom
>>65068614
Hi Euan :)
Uplifting
Cash
Funds
s m h, the ref wanted the overs, eyes slightly watery, apologosies to people who got on, still it should have won t b h, game was open and line-ups were offensive
>>65069016
should be up from the shaktar match so only down small
Tomorrow's skedge looks...
so glad I swerved o/us
>>65069109
tez
>>65069109
W O R L D
>>65069165
bird
>>65069197
worm
>>65069165
>>65069223
>hasn't seen the LARGE
lmao
both atlas and tepis playing mostly bench players but tepis up a goal already, atlas should still have better quality overall but would probably get on teamgoals or overs before the -
>>65069255
its just going to lose anyway
>tfw almost placed D Rose o16.5 but pussied out
>not on racing because of the argie shite the other day
>2 up early doors
of course.
>>65069255
pls share
shaktar A I R, the perfect combo of corner and goal, shaking for one more of the former
hope someone got on so i can be redeemed for the favelan fiasco
>>65069546
no redemption
>>65069556
i-it was a good bet, just the curse of DACuary
Thought this was a general on Black entertainment television. This makes much more sense.
>>65069597
roughly how down are you of DACuary?
Tfw when got on a comfy Warriors -3.5 @ $1.76 during Q1.
>>65069622
I'm on a somewhat sweatier -7 prestake but it's @1.91
>>65067321
Osaka wins 1st set. Hope she can close it out in 2
Glad I bet on GSW to keep on memeing. Especially after the Cavs game
Warriors printing money right now. 2Q -.5 @1.85
>>65069419
Dw he's back now & 7/8 from the field at the moment. You'll win.
>>65069616
up about 100, not pleased with that, could have been much more if not for some dumb mistakes
>>65069817
small on -1.5, topping up if when curry comes on can't remember their sub patterns t b h
>>65069507
bar now
on team overs
I feel so happy with my jynxbets
>>65069946
Only down by 2 now in the quarter and have been outplaying them all game. Warriors end this quarter on some meme run like they always do.
Pls put Wall back on Wizards
Man I feel way more shrewd by avoiding unders today than smacking them last week
Brains!
Rockets ML worth a punt?
>>65069817
3Q?
>>65070607
I don't see any reason why they would stop now especially when the starters are rested.
However, statistically, Bulls are due to win a quarter.
>>65070607
Also, Bulls have to get back into the game. Warriors may try and coast.That is a pretty strong dynamic to consider.
NBA is the only mainstream thing I can think of with consistent value, thanks to the way the engine works
>>65070826
NHL is the worst, followed closely by NFL. Everything else has decent value tb h
>>65068062
greatest op image of all time
>>65070826
Don't you start with that too
Value in Warriors 3Q now that they are down for the quarter
I got on a +6.5, would look for anything around +3.5
boca SO surreal
>>65071130
Spoonfeed me. I can't lose rn
>>65070009
bou surreal
The GSW meme continues, who got on them to win 2nd half $2.28?
>>65071214
Bulls 4th quarter free money
>>65071130
T E A R S
>>65071214
>$
Stop this
>>65071267
Why? Do you use fractions m8?
>>65071256
thought you were assuming i was on from 1-2, what in the actual fuck
those spics really have some temper, i went from beyond comfy to shaking for the half loss in seconds pmsl
Why is the Houston game removed from 365 ?
Havin a good night on the nba so far lads, won 6/7 bets
>>65071300
just use @ like a sane person
fuck off, missed the 3rd quarter gsw + by a point too
what an absolute collapse on both bets, don't feel at peace
>>65071348
Nba has been good to me so far, still waiting on Houston and Dallas
Boca Juniors need a nap
>>65071381
nvm, was so angry i thought warriors lost by 5 instead of winning
>boca chimpers
>>65071354
Who are you? Lmao
>Knicks/Jazz over with less than 5 seconds
wew
>>65071448
wt u doin u little rat
well lads I've never used a filter before (because it sort of defeats the purpose of 4chan), but this idiot is annoying enough I'm actually doing it
How come apparently every single tennis tournament is fixed but /bet/ never comes out with a good tip?
>>65071540
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
On necaxa +.5 fh
>>65071625
Take the hint lid
>>65071405
No, that covered easy.
I've won 4 bets off this one game.
UAC from NBA. Won 5 and one is pending.
>>65071578
Every WTA tip I've posted this week has won. All above evens too
>>65071244
Not quite
>>65071724
surely you can understand my frustration when my -0.25 was swiftly followed by 2 boca goals, then 2 river goals and 2 red for boca
don't think overs was the better choice in my position there considering river didn't get many shots in since the first 2 goals
>>65071824
Not with GS still chucking 3s
Arizona money line seems pretty nice to me.
>>65068117
>THAT FEEL WHEN BETFAIR IS BLOCKED IN CANADA
WHY
GO
ON
lads, let's not let this thread die. i need more of those dank ncaab picks. utter tears that i haven't won a cent off them yet
>>65072520
College Basketball is literally the most random sport I could imagine
DEAD
Up nearly 50% of my roll tonight, just fucked my fiancée and about to enjoy some late night pizza.
Who else /Perfectenschlag/?
Verdasco [email protected]
Wtf are the bookies thinking?
>>65072641
on because i like meme tips
>>65072641
>trusting le fix man with anything besides cucking nadull
http://lastwordonsports.com/2015/11/07/curious-case-fernando-verdascos-odds/
Allertova you choking whore
also backing minnesota to break out of their slump against anaheim in icefight, sw @evens
>>65072641
Just got on this.
Allertova unreal
Murray still above evens to win the return
>>65071751
Thank you based Mavs completing my accy
>>65072785
B a s e d. Canada bro unreal. Winner after winner. You guys sleep on him.
>that allertova sweat
>>65072808
FUCKING VERDASCO YOU MATCH FIXING FUCK
>>65072876
Forgot to post get on keys after she lost the 1st set. If she ever gets broken back get on. Also small on Annika Beck 2.5
>>65073035
Dig deep enough into any corruption and guess who you'll find matey
>tfw eternally crippled of trusting /bet/ tips
>tfw -92% profit
alright /bet/ who watches Serie A???
Empoli v Milan and Verona v Genoa
who wins or ties??
i just put my first bet ever on rox tigers to beat kt rolster
ama
>>65073552
Literally whom?
>>65073569
the korean gamers
Fucking kicking myself for not hopping on ATL ML. I had it pulling up when they started on the big run. If my fucking phone wasn't dead, I could've been up unreal tonight. Already up sums though.
>>65073698
Got on Hawks -2. Scared of a backdoor cover still tbqh
>>65073754
I was pulling it up when they were down by 4 with 8 to go in the 4th. I'm sure the ML was looking nice and ATL is clearly the better team.
Oh well, made bank off of the Warriors killing the Cavs. NBA schedule is sad tomorrow though.
Putting a large on a game that is a couple of days away and realizing that you already made more money today than you could lose is the best feeling ever.
>Didn't prestake KJ McDaniels to get 5 fouls in 9 seconds
Why bother living?
Anyone else in on the AFC Championship game?
I just put $50 on a parlay, Patriots at -3.5 and over on 44.5.
It basically free money.
Tears if you weren't on Sela at 4.30
>>65074569
wew lad
>>65074561
>>65074569
does this mean isreals brave dudi sela will beat monfeels too?
also literal tears atm down big
>>65074595
If you don't know the answer to that you shouldn't be betting on Tennis, hence why you're down
>>65072776
>they didn't listen to my warning about le fix man
>>65072641
>>65072772
>>65072808
>William Hill had Sela down as a loss
lmao
In tennis circles, the Nadal curse is an actual thing. Those who beat him usually go on to lose the very next match, unless it's Djokovic. Although he went on to lose the FO final anyway.
>>65073552
tigers -1.5 or just SW?
>>65074524
I think patriots -3.5 is literally free money but I don't know why the line is so low
Ed hoculi being the ref does worry me though (broncos are 6-0 with him)
>>65074702
Thanks for the tip
Norwich to beat Liverpool?
>>65074832
"no"
>Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eWmnhOIW0k
Alright lids.
I had a dream a couple weeks ago that the Edmonton Oilers went into Dallas and it was 0-0 going into a shootout. They play each other tomorrow, in Dallas.
Dream results have come true before here. So I'm backing this.
Under 3.5 @ 4.9 for a safety net
No 1st goal @ 81 for DREAMS AND MEMES
surely you don't want to miss this fix.
Anyone getting on zizkov @14?
>>65072301
Why is betfair blocked in Canada?
>>65074864
what reason?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hsknOBkgrg
>>65074910
>>65072301
Betfair and others are banned in Canada because Quebec and BC have laws banning online gambling and want to force you into their government run socialist cancer system, where you directly support the genocide of the white race with your lost bets.
>>65075004
(and soon maybe Ontario and the Atlantic Canada Gambling boards)
Quebec may or may not have actually China style blocked the IPs and shut your access down, the companies themselves will not deal with Canadians even outside the country.
>>65074862
>surely you don't want to miss this fix.
Surely I will swerve on this baseless tip, might as well rename yourself HockeyPsychic or something.
>>65075004
>>65075032
>>65075059
kanada kickin ass and takin names
china slags with a better line-up, rball looks nice taking a punt on a -1
Are Greyhound races lotto shit? considering having my 1st bet on it seeing as i've had no luck with Horses lately
>>65075105
My own fault for asking before looking it up, I figured Id answer my own question with all the relevant information for anyone else.
>>65074832
don't bother, it'd be enjoyable whether you have money on that result or not
>>65075191
Do you have any information at all besides that which you can find easily on the internet about the competing dogs?
If no, then of course, its like a lottery ticket (they also tell you the odds of you winning btw)
>>65075218
have a form guide website, only doing it because Ladbrokes has a run 2nd or 3rd and get your money back in a field of 8
Pre-stake on Strikers or Thunder for BBL? Both at $1.90. Few players returning for both sides.
>>65075244
Strikers at home and have won the toss. Literally the only reason I'm backing them pre-match. hope they get off to a good start so can get the hedge on and then just enjoy the match tbqh.
>>65075191
Most the times a dogs heavy favorite and does win a lot but so unpredictable dog can get bumped a lil then just spin out
>>65075195
was just banter, people are not used to your country going on offense on all fronts :)
keeping an eye on the aussie friendly, overs line more generous than usual making me a bit suspicious
>>65075469
Most Canadians are spineless faggots, I have a buddy who was at a bar on Christmas with 5 of his buddies.. and they got beat up by a group of 15 "metrosexuals"
Supposedly one of them was like 6'8 but he wasnt really that threatening, being a panzy and all... he just said there were so many of them lol
Its actually really easy to get beat up by a swam of tumblr communists in Canada.
Pre-staked the wrong side it seems. 2 wickets gone already
>>65075303
Rip
>>65075570
hoping they make at least 160 so i can get my money back at least
>>65075522
>metrosexual packs stirring up trouble in canada
pmsl
but yep, hate the way society is heading, one good thing about slovakia is that it hasn't spread here so much, you'd have to go to schools to find lefties, SJWs are few and far between. not sure how long it will last as the government is more oriented towards USA than the ruskies
>>65075571
In form bats at the crease. They can pull this back.
based aussie friendlies never disappoint, if only they'd let the odds trickle up one more time for that sweet o3.25 top up, won't be able to restrain myself from re-backing if the shots keep flowing
>>65075603
Ive been too afraid to ask and I know I cant google this one, what does pmsl mean?
Canada is officially Sweden tier. Its long gone. 1 in 7 Canadians are not Canadian, they are foreign citizens born in other countries to foreign parents, who came here through easy immigration policy and were pretty much handed a free citizenship.
That really has an impact on our ability to elect reactionary parties or anything but the left.
>>65075637
>>65075603
I guess I should just move back to /pol/, theres no bets for hours that Im interested until LP v norwich and Im just shitting up this thread now
Sorry /bet/ it's hard to forget how shitty it feels living in Canada and then I hear my country is banning betting sites etc too.
based annika beck
>>65075667
yeah saw the picture of your parliament, the diversity is nauseating,
think i'll top up a bit on china slags if they keep pushing, surely based on stereotypes the motivation should be on their side
Strikers CANNOT STOP throwing away wickets.
Ever notice how it's always the clueless penny punting slugs like Slovakia, Calijah and this Canadian mong who have /pol/-like views? Just a thought.
>>65075720
Still be interested to know what pmsl means.
I just started sports betting a couple weeks ago so Im still fairly new here, I took a trip when I was young to the carribean and was given 20$ as gift money to spend there, I blew it all on slots in a casino and it really bugged me, never gambled again for over a decade. Probably was a decent lesson early on in life.
>>65075848
This t b h, /pol/ & /r9k/ are the most -ev boards
>hodge out
it's ogre
>>65075904
Please have sex.
>>65075941
>le hilarious have sex meme
>>65075904
why talk about this shit on /bet/. nobody cares
>>65075952
Well first it goes like this:
>>65075004
>>65075032
>>65075059
Then this happens:
>>65075105
and then this happens:
>>65075469
So then I
>>65075522
and then I said sorry Ill leave, clearly Im shitting up this thread.. but then Britain:
>>65075848
and now you know.
>>65075941
B-but that's le degeneracy as a /pol/ard would say
>>65075979
Only if its with men or something.
>>65075848
tb h i am against politics talk on /bet/ and wouldn't say i have /pol/-like views, besides 90% of politics shit here was under a british flag. you need to stop reading too much into a bit off minority motivated banter lad, i got gypsy m8s, had sex with a half vietnamese chick and grew up on negro music
have to admit canada went a bit overboard there with the posting
>>65076044
I said I was sorry, but the bong had to push it
>>65074864
zzz zizkov @8.5 now, was @17 a moment ago
>not listening to amerishrewds
>ever placing a bet that requires goals in a women's friendly
what was i thinking
can't stop physically stop myself from winning small stakes and losing medium/top-ups need guidance & counseling
>>65076405
>need guidance & counseling
Most the tips that seem decent on here end up being shit, heres a tip, you wont find any reliable advice here lol
small on o2.75 FH and o4.5 if i can get it close to evens in the amedspor match, caught at evens got quite a huge drift, looks like a typical pressure-free cup match, tempo is high already and amed had a disallowed goal
Please tell me you guys got on the Binh Duong u19's train. Halftime now but it got take down from my bookie
HUP
was just typing how that o2.75 was looking more sus by the minute, kept dropping after every tick-up
>>65076449
yep, one of the smalls that should have been mediums t b h line was doing absolute acrobatics when it was goalless
>>65076436
Nice lid I didn't get on in time
oh fuck off, was hitting o4.5 FH but it didn't go through, shaking at how many more there will be
2nd disallowed goal
mamma mia, can't imagine the sheer FORCE of my top up 365 spreads it legs and unsuspends
>>65076503
Guess I got lucky
Thoughts on Elche vs Videoton?
>tay ninh 4 DAs 10 mins into the 2nd after getting 1(one) in the first half
shutitdown.jpg
>>65076605
videoton have been pretty shite this year but elche haven't been really tearing up the segunda either, still i imagine they're better on paper, did you check the sheets?
gonna buy me some drum nederlande tobacco before the store lady takes her lunch break at noon, let me know if the sheets' good
>>65076712
Elche playing B-team because they got a league match coming up. Videoton is in the middle of preparations and playing a lot of first team players
Need to stop addict chasing bets on Asian basketball like AIR, won but fark they're not good for my blood pressure
>>65076741
on, ancestors rolling in their graves, hoping this short-term alliance with hungary pays off
amedspor with the 5th, pretty one-sided in the 2h so far, might take - or team overs if it continues
>>65077023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6lkkNlNRTU
I'm waiting until the 2nd half desu i'm not that confident yet
>>65076741
>>65076605
thinking the draw, but goals can happen so quick in friendlies it's hard to tell
>>65077023
Yeah Videoton have only had one shot
Im out lad
A text message just came in: ''Important! Due to sickness of the actors, all shifts today are off. You will still get paid due to this late info.''
I guess I'm here all day then. Be ready for some u20 hockey lids, first match starts in 35 bings.
>>65077049
took the +0.25 so i'll wait a bit, also not taking the amedspor -
looking at the ventspils game, yet to find line-ups but players talk of being motivated for the winter cup, not underestimating opposition and pleasing the fans, looking to catch a -1 possibly unless i find more info to suggest otherwise
thank you based khawaja
<3 turkiye
daugava getting more of the ball after 20 minutes, i'd stay off t b h line too big considering mutuals/rball. also learned that ventspils fans were ostracized yesterday by the club prez for being inhumane scum
>>65077201
Shit gimmick
new vietnamese u19 game just started
>ventspils and young boys FH overs hitting at the same time
>elche flipflop succesful so far
high on bets t b h
didn't get a hold of the squads but that lions match looks like a possible train
>>65077087
>actors
what job do you do mate
Sevilla could be a few easy quid lads, thoughts? Sevilla at home and against team one league down
>>65077383
Same with st Etienne, but still, cup games man
a mortal man can not afford to not be on yung lions -1.25 right now
brains
>>65077383
no value at all
>>65077406
Congo then, top of the table and won last two matches against Angola, @2.15
>>65077418
>>65077383
Stop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L4AletgPyk
>Students
These cunts must hate eachother.
>>65077487
Just some friendly banter la
>>65077457
>Choosing the -1k
J U S T
>young lions 6-0 already
>you could have topped up numerous -1s and -1.25
>this could have been THE /bet/ comfy train we all needed
shame if you weren't on
>>65077559
Bubblegum babby
>>65077559
6-1
>>65077572
777777
>angry britanons
>>65077581
yes was a typo, geylang actually scored the first to confuse the bookies
wonder how many more
>Al-Hilal U23
Pls not again
>>65077600
Don't feel like taking the -1.5 desu, should of jumped on when you first mentioned it on a -1
>>65077617
>did not cash out one of the bets for a pennies loss to get on when -1.25 popped up
ill
>scandinavian friendlies
shaking
>>65077601
cheers for the heads up lid
>>65077672
>le bet on every single game man
Please stop this horrendous gimmick.
>>65077672
Would love to test your chin.
Can't stop losing
Won't stop losing
smacking over 3 in the aab match, both teams with strong line-ups, only aab fielding 3 young africans, as far as hard stats we have best offense against sure to be relegated worst defense
2nd hallf could be open for aab handis, this should be a game where they swap all or most player at HT and aalborg should have even more of an advantage there
