/bet/
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
You are currently reading a thread in /sp/ - Sports
The state of sports betting edition
Previous thread: >>65039570
>Slovakian rball blood transfusion when sub-edition
>Helpful links
http://pastebin.com/mDAydpyK
>/bet/ wiki
http://slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia
>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
http://pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6
>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>>65048190
>It's almost at the point where it becomes more value tipping a Premier League/Champions League game where everyone can get on at the screen price
How does this have value when it is priced in Asia but County Cup doesnt? Someone ask please. Thanks.
The solution is that /bet/ takes over the gambling world, but we are too disorganised.
The /bet/ mafia needs to become an actual thing, a small syndicate of us ~10 people.
Researching and getting on bets early and also manipulating some lines like old ROSSY BOY.
Euan should find Rossy and threaten him to stop or else he will be taken down. This will let us move in on his Betfair turf.
He's right.
True shrewdies are in trading now.
So grateful to Israel today I might interbeed with one of their women just to show them my gratitude.
whiffing winners left and right sub-edition
>>65048244
>giving 60% of your profit to betfair for no reason
>>65048225
>>Euan should find Rossy and threaten him to stop or else he will be taken down.
Rossy will DESTORY Euan desu
>>65048244
Nah m8, true shrewdies have been in the vinyl buying market for the past couple of years. Selling clueless 18 year olds Beatles records that were pressed on 10 million copies for 30 euros. Market's getting saturated tho. Think there's gonna be a growing market for 80's and 90's technology soon.
>>65048264
Max is 5% and that's if you're a penny punter and don't stake enough to bring it down.
>>65048249
Most disappointing banned commercial of all time
>>65048290
>what is premium charge
>the city of Portuguese football right now
>>65048290
>he doesn't know about premium charges
Hello, I was promised a Villa goal
P ossible
S ums
G
1-1 PSG IDDSS HABBEENNNIINNNGGG
shouldve topped up
>>65048321
I'm sorry, we're all out of goals, the best I can offer is two shots on target as compensation.
who /o7.5/ in the Celtic game here? Starting to get nervous
>>65048274
lmao
fat little Ross wouldnt even be able to get close to Euan and that REACH advantage
>>65048371
It was literally already in when you posted
lads, lads, lads
what is THE bet for tonight?
>implying it isn't NJ Devils @ 1.86
>>65048318
>>65048303
What about Smarkets and Laddies? Less liquidity sure but betfair isn't the be all
MACKERS
ABSOLUTELY
SURREAL
>>65048393
Buffalo -1 @ 1.9
HOLTE ENDERS IN THE SKYYY
>>65048375
that might be true but if you compare euan's fragile student chin to rossy's which gets constant nutrients from the slugs he gobbles up, it's a much closer fight
not to mention low center of gravity t b h, those bulldog built manlets can be a handful
>he wasn't on villa
massive quality gap
>>65048413
>betting on buffalel with a -1 handicap
is this bait?
>>65048345
I would've taken it tbqh
>Villa
ez$
>>65048440
Talking on college basketball famalam
ZLATAN
POSITIVE
SUMS
GUARANTEED
>>65048475
>(You)
Kek
>>65048436
If Euan can hold out for a while then Rossy is going to feel the fatigue and maybe Euan can win
>>65048485
>He's not on
>>65048497
half-cokes burn you out after the sugar and dopamine rush, surely slug meat contains plenty of protein
>hafnar sw was 3.75 at 89:10 or so
>whistle blown an exact minute later
bit weird, though noone was lumping sums, gave me hope for the -0.75
>>65048523
Toulouse +(0.5) is THE bet now it's over evens
>>65048497
>>65048546
>>65048375
>>65048274
Rossy boy wouldnt stand a chance. Quick left right and he's be wondering what hit his slightly soft, round chin as he hit the deck
>>65048614
pmsl at you dissing KING KURT.
>>65048614
Rossy boy would have you for breakfast you ugly skilly little runt.
>>65048639
pic related
>>65048628
>it won therefore it was a good bet
Absolutely CRINGING at Euan's patter on TipsterTube. Absolutely car crash chat from the lad, embarrassed that my wife's son shares his name with the slug.
>>65048653
wins tbqh
PSG PSG PSG
pmsl anyone watching red button and see that pen miss from zoko?
worse i've ever seen.
>>65048653
Good luck maple friend
want to test thomas newnes chin so much
>>65048706
Why?
>>65048669
stop scaring me lad, on + and saw it being sus after your post
feel for napoli backers but really glad mertens got his manlet ass blown the fuck out off the pitch for that dive
>>65048679
Just saw it. Absolutely tez.
>that Carlisle player celebrating afterwards
Mackers surreal
PSG PSG PSG
Penno sorry Slovakia bro
wew, another penalty, completely on the edge of the box after a few deflections, fml
>>65047047
>he didn't lay napoli
guys, i think i'm now a legit italian football shrewdie
>>65048793
Fick ya
>>65048806
No need to make that challenge senpai
>>65047534
Tears if you missed it
>all 4 bets I've made today has won thanks to a late goal
>>65048797
it's okay anon, just another pen in the den, pretty much desensitized to it at this point, one of those days i guess
1/2
>>65048978
nothing like a whole day spent fighting unlucky pens to return back to a tiny profit thanks to another penalty after it seems they have left you alone
would rather make 4-5 good bets today and be down to be honest
>>65049013
maybe you should consider not betting on every game
>>65048978
>>65049003
did this win?
>>65048978
>>65049003
Nobody cares desu
Is there a stream for the Caracas game
>>65049038
The tennis is for tommorrow
>>65049021
hard not to when it takes a day like this or a big mental mistake for me to be down for a day, hell i couldn't even manage that today and it's honestly been a long fucking while since i had a more shoulda-coulda-woulda day
need to work on becoming more robotic in a sense, not reacting to adversity and bad luck
Who knew about the 365 trick on here?
>>65049241
What?
>>65049241
Gonna have to elaborate here lad
>>65049241
no
so ill
>>65049241
Oh yeah haha I know about that. Post it just so I know we're talking about the same thing
>>65049241
You mean the secret markets? I have known for a few months now.
[Reminder]: If you have INSTAGRAM follow my free plays: @smith.picks
Today's free pic uploaded 5mins ago.
Head's gone. Done it all wrong. Down an utter cunt.
>>65049302
>giving tips on INSTAGRAM
PMSL
>>65049302
>page not found
>>65049302
Pre-staking NBA
'no'
>>65049328
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAvLOhXnFgM/
>>65049261
>>65049265
>>65049285
>>65049300
The trick of opening up multiple tabs to get on more money with limited accounts.
James Mckeown
1 hr · Cheltenham
Anyone who has been enjoying the "Bet365 re-back trick" they have now put a stop to that.
I only knew about it recently as I didn't even have a limited account to use but it was possible to process several bets on the same price over different tabs while the bet was processing inplay (6 second countdown or something). As they hasn't registered the bet as placed so on a game with £30 lays it was possible to get £150 on per price change with 5 separate tabs and rapidly placing bets while the inplay processing period was ticking down.
Bet365 accounts:
Limited in seconds
Reduced lays on matches
No multi-tab rebacks
>>65049302
Could you elaborate on why this pick?
>>65049352
I don't see this line getting any better during play. Pelicans, at home, should dominate the weak defense of T-wolves from the get go.
>>65049402
what a guy
Not telling his paying customers till after its been stopped kek
>>65049404
1. T-wolves defense is pure trash.
2. An inform Anthony Davis will want to lead New Orleans back into the playoff picture with a big home victory here.
Thank me later.
>>65049402
what about multiple browsers/laptops/phones etc.
>>65049527
Fuck off you cunt.
>>65049517
aftertiming KING
On the aussie betting spreadsheet how can you filter by tipster in the performance summary tab?
>didn't place a single bet today
most profit i've made all year desu
>>65049539
Poor fella, had a couple big losses today?
>>65049302
>deleting losing tips
pmsl
the Australian Basi Booms here lads
>>65049581
are you me?
>>65049627
Look mate, I know you took my tip. I not expecting a thanks or anything.
But why so sour? Muhammed fuck your wife?
>>65049527
>an inform Anthony Davis will want to lead New Orleans back into the playoff picture
Christ, that analysis is worst than mine, and that's saying something
>>65049695
Reporting you to trade-in standers, you're fucked you little rat
>>65049695
Because they're not tips. They're who you think are gonna win.
Learn what a tip is or fuck off, unless this is just a gimmick.
>>65049734
need to fuck off even if it is a gimmick desu
>>65049734
>>65049725
>>65049701
WATCH WHAT HAPPENS PLEBS
Danny Rix got twitter? need to ask him something
Hey guys, before all this happened i never really considered myself much of a gambling addict. I did have my moments with poker machines and had lost quite a lot of money on them in the couple of years beforehand, however i never felt compelled to drive out to a club or anything to use them, it was always when they were in front of me that i would have a difficult time avoiding them.
6 months ago i decided to do some online gambling out of boredom and i won 4k in one night which sent me into rollercoaster ride over 2 months and gambling every day until i had hit 80k.
I stopped at this point for around 3 days. I was on such a high, i thought i had saved my business, i was thinking about all the things i could do it with it. I then started to think, wait i won this money over an extended period of time, maybe im doing something right. I got greedy, i was desperate to get out of my parents house, so i went back.
Over the next month i had somehow lost half of my winnings, i kept trying to stop but it kept playing on my mind how much i had lost from my highest point. I was happy i had 40k but for some stupid reason it get nagging at me that there should have been another 40k sitting there. It was depressing that i just couldnt be happy with what i had.
>>65049818
Just Facebook by the looks of it
>>65049725
Exellent memeing my friend
By the time christmas had come i was around 15k into my savings and on the night before new years i decided to just throw everything i had left in my savings and just go crazy (another 4k). If i lost it then at least i could start the new year with nothing left to gamble.
6 months ago i could have had around 100k (80k of winning, 20k of savings) sitting in my bank account. Now i have overdue bills, a tax notice that says i need to pay $600 within 14 days or legal action may take place.
The last 2 pay checks were not enough to pay my bills, so i threw that in in hope to win enough to pay them and lost that as well.
I am now selling things from around the house just so i can get these bills paid. Im ruined and i cant stop thinking about all the money i could have had and the life i could have had, all the thingd i could have done with my business and grown it into what i have always wanted. But now its gone, my business is almost gone and i cant stop throwing everything away. On top of that the company i work for part time is being liquidated, so i might just be out a job soon as well. Things could have been so much different for me just 6 months ago if i never decided to go back.
I wish i had never won. Im sure a lot of you are just waiting for that big win that will help you out of your debt or gain back your losses. I had that win and im telling you now, theres a chance it could just make the problem even worse. Stop now.
>>65049845
>things that never happened
>>65049845
>>65049867
BEEP BEEP BLOG ALERT
>>65049867
>>65049845
Reddit shite no doubt
>>65049899
WINNER
https://www.reddit.com/r/problemgambling
>>65049845
>>65049867
My name is James McKeown and this is my story.
>>65049867
The idea that gambling makes people lose money and turn into addicts is quite ridiculous.
I mean this line " Im sure a lot of you are just waiting for that big win that will help you out of your debt or gain back your losses. I had that win and im telling you now, theres a chance it could just make the problem even worse. Stop now."
Is basically like an alcoholic telling everyone to stop drinking because of his own addiction problems.
>>65049881
>>65049888
As bad as not recognising Goff posting desu
>>65049581
villa and baggies double was THE bet
>>65049867
if only you followed metaKnight's tips...
>>65049944
Think Goffposter has given up now cause everyone knows a Goffpost when they see one.
>>65049302
This is autism.
Looking forward to Chingford on Friday, not been out shagging all weekend for a while. Put January losses behind us. Heard Euan is even flying down for the occasion, although the old man will rip into him all weekend for his drink choices and accent pmsl
>>65050154
I wish this was real because I would actually go.
>>65050154
Good post
>>65050162
lonely?
>>65050154
Not sure if I can make it. I matched with a bird I was talking to in the library a while ago on tinder the other night and I think we are maybe going on a cute date this weekend. I'll see what I can do.
>>65050192
Were you talking to her before or after you matched on Tinder?
>>65050176
Not exactly, just think a /bet/ meet would be a good laugh. None of the weirdos would turn up anyway.
>>65050154
Cannot wait mate. Been telling everyone I know about this and they've all said to have a good time which is nice. Even went shopping for some new clobber just for the occasion.
>>65050203
Sorry. Appalling sentence desu. A while ago I met her in the library. Recently we matched on tinder. Might finally get a qt library gf
corinthians 3rd goal just disallowed, very tempted to get on overs
>>65050192
>Tinder
Probably one of the slags who uses WiFi in the library to masturbate on cam in public
>>65050283
Yeah mate, probably not though.
>>65050283
you talking about that high test brunette with glasses and dem thunder thighs that made like a dozen videos a library? would marry in an instant t b h
feeling a bit sketchy about tailing this buffalel ncaa pick...might have to cash out and remove it from the accy
Lauren Davis 2.2
>>65050298
What's the Win/Loss ratio on Tinder? I've never actually tried it, I just meet girls irl.
>>65050323
Euan has a 13% ROM (return on matches)
>>65050283
>>65050298
Can we agree that Tinder is +ev?
>>65050309
There are tons. Several girls have been expelled from school in the US for doing that and being recognized.
>>65050331
I'm not sure who Euan is but ok that doesn't seem too bad.
The reason I don't use it is because I'm worried of colleagues or people I know seeing my profile on there.. The city I live in only has around 350k people.
444444
>>65050382
How Slavic are you on a scale from 1 to 10?
Important factors:
How many tracksuits do you own?
Do you smoke?
Do you listen to solely techno?
Have you ever found yourself squatting in situations where it would've made more sense to sit?
>>65050368
Nice blog. Now since you seem to not have heard me the first time, fuck off you cunt.
Surely Corinthians will score two more
>>65050401
probably somewhere in the middle
0
yes, i assume rolling my own cigs gives bonus slav points
actually dislike most edm
generally prefered to sit/stand, used to take a knee when leaning down to take a hit out of plastic a slav gravity bong which became a meme between my squatting brethren
>missed out on corinthians o4.5 because of typing this
>>65050482
Would pay for your flight over here so I could test your weak jawline lid
>>65050515
S-sorry, I don't know any other Slovakians
>>65050548
"Anonymous"
>>65050515
>Corinthians to win 2nd half @1.66
Will not be able to control myself it it gets to 1.8.
>>65050580
You are aware you are posting on 4chan and not Reddit right?
>>65050613
the fuck is reddit
>>65050602
Actually like o5.5 more. Probably will just stay away.
Please refrain from responding to one ***** Picks
A gentle reminder for those of us who need it
>>65050580
Could you please trip up so we can filter you?
Thanks, pal.
>>65048190
Why don't you guys do matched betting instead? If you do it for people you know as well you can keep on making profit for a long time. My mate's made thousands.
>>65050648
What is a trip m8
>>65050681
>lying on the internet
>>65050681
>Andrew
>>65050701
Look it up. I honestly don't get why people aren't doing this. My mate used my details for free bets already so I'm gonna use my housemates.
>>65050738
How fucking new are you? Everyone knows about matched betting, it isnt some big secret you fucking fag.
>>65050626
kind of tempted to re-back the o6.5, no reason for either team to sit back
>>65050774
On Ituano o1.5 myself. Seems like a dece enough shot at coming in.
>>65050760
Very new
It can be done indefinitely though if you have friends and family who are willing to share their details with you, (i.e not be a complete autist). I've done it for a guy I met at the gym, and even his mum lol
>>65050801
I've done your mum
>>65050792
Was about to get on this.
>>65050801
I'll buy a set of accounts off you
>>65050822
Did you forget to take your SSRI's?
>>65050850
What would I have to gain from that
>>65050923
money obviously you mong
>>65050850
What's the going rate for a bet365 account that is slightly up on pseudo shrewdie shite?
>>65050938
But I could just use the account myself you idiot
>>65050923
>buy
You are a thick cunt
>>65050951
The going rate for a fresh 365 just went up about about 5 fold this week.
>>65050801
Fuck off Cunt
all these suspensions, i really hope it's not one of those 5 goals fh no goals after memes
>>65050801
It can't be done indefinitely because you can't use random people all the time.
Regardless I know people who make 10k plus a year. Matched betting isn't just sign up offers.
>>65050971
Ballpark amount?
Thinking of getting out of this shite while still ahead. Lost the passion for it.
>>65050970
Christ. Your IQ cant be above 100, surprised you managed out how to do matched betting by yourself.
>>65051025
>>65050999
>>65050971
>No arguments or points, just crying
>>65051017
That's a good point - you don't have to be a new customer to use a free bet. Meaning you can use matched betting for all the accounts you've ever had.
Plus I would argue you could use indefinite people. I mean how many people do you meet and get to know every week? Just on a night out in the pub you could get to talking with someone and get them to sign up. It just depends on the person you are
>>65051079
I am crying yes, CRYING with laughter at your stupidity. Please have sex.
>still no ituano goal
don't think i'll be able to sleep tonight if there won't be one more goal in the favelas
>>65051079
Please feel free to sign up with someone's account and then discover a week later they have stolen it from you and taken your precious £10 profit and £200 deposit. Then come back and tell us so I can cry with laughter you utter spastic.
>>65051079
Imagine being so desperate that you actually got randomers in PUBS to make accounts, IMAGINE.
>>65051079
I doubt you've done this much you'd have been pinged for using the same card details and IP and all the accounts you've made would be gone.
It's not advisable whatsoever because if you're being dodgy as fuck you'll get bets void and lose money if your lay bets lose.
PEN
Hope the ref gets decapitated
Anything hot tonight lads
>>65051169
LITERALLY CRYING TEARS OF JOY THIS IS TOO POTTERIC
hoping for one more ituano goal for the o6 and y'all 1.5s
>>65051204
your mum
>tfw got on o6.5 goals for 2.15
>>65051210
Haha you're so funny bro
need an iguana goal like a foetus needs an umbilical cord T B H
>>65051153
You use different card details m8, of course you should do it with people you trust.
>>65051265
>different card details
mong
>On Ituano o1.5
>Not on total o6.5
Selling losing accounts.
>>65051274
So you'd use your uncle's card details, your m8's card details, your gf's
>>65051287
>games are 86 minutes long
it's coming lid
They were dangerous for like the first ten minutes baka. Have done fuck all since.
The state of /bet/ desu
>>65051306
ituano 8th @17 worth a fiver
>>65051294
>gf's
I was just starting to get comfy
HE SHAGS WHO HE WANTS
HE SHAGS WHO HE WAAAAAAANTS
OUR EUAN PARK
HE SHAGS WHO HE WANTS!
>>65051294
Normal people won't give you their card details even if they are related to you, especially for fucking betting (there's no distinction for them even if it is MB)
>>65051348
HE SWIPES TO THE LEFT
HE SWIPES TO THE RIIIIIIIIIGHT
OUR EUAN PARK
IS ON TINDER ALL NIGHT
my my, ituano were so due, 5 corners and 4 shots on goal in the last minutes, feel for you lads sincerely
>>65051356
I've got a pic of my m8's mum on my phone holding her id lel
down spastic
>>65051377
I hope your visit here is a one time thing.
>>65051401
Same as that Aussie cunt, /bet/ really has taken a dive tonight
>>65051377
trip up lid
>>65051376
what's THE chase in the zamora game?
>>65051414
@1.6 on over 0.5 trolls in the smithy-clueless matched faggot match
stop replying
>>65051414
FUCK OFF CUNT
>>65051455
on HUGE tbqhwy
Might as well have a savory final meal. Bankroll will be gone by the end of the month. #comfy
>>65051524
Holy SHIT.
C-can I come over for dinner?
>>65051524
>pickles
>not dominoes
>>65051524
omg
>>65051524
Would get full with just the chips
Are you inviting some white women over to share it or something?
>>65051446
way too tired to make sense of all the shit on zamora's twitter, wouldn't make a bet without sheets as they played yesterday and it's a cup match if my eyes don't fool me
could be value in it, if someone spoonfeeds it to me i'll gladly open my mouth but would probably make a mistake if i had to make a conclusion now
>>65051524
That looks fucking amazing m8
>>65051524
I rate those rolls m8
>>65051528
>>65051544
>>65051587
>Thinking I'd have the bankroll for this
It's from a Korean restaurant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWKOUxF-Dso
>>65051562
Seems like the meal a typical American white woman would love. ;^)
>>65051543
This desu.
>>65051603
>tfw no average korean gf
>>65051590
value on guadalajara gone sadly, felt like they were playing a stronger line-up but definitely staying off now
pep guardiola actually retired at dorados, the more you know
anyone looked into the zamora match? still goalless
>>65051366
chuckled tbf
>>65051603
Fuck me its making me so hungry but I'm refusing to go make food at 1am
>even more friendlies tomorrow
Surely, SURELY there will be a WORLD bet in there somewhere, r-right lads?
putting a small on oaxaca +0.75 @ evensand calling it a night, better line-up, quality difference not that big
>>65052068
Odds are that there is m8
>>65052068
Y-yes.
>>65051915
>Making food
Hope I'll never to have to do that tbcf.
>>65049460
You could have taken Pelicans ML above evens if you waited for in play.
>>65052466
Noted it in the journal liddo.
Hope you lids got Buffalo -1 that I posted earlier
>>65052568
>betting on American sports
'no'
>>65052586
>not betting on BTTS & o2.5 in every MLS game
Do you hate money?
>>65052568
i cashed out, i hate my life LOL. luckily i just cashed everything out. made $50 profit today lids WEW
>>65052614
Heat would have ruined it probably for the best
>Jap game not coming in-play
Bookies probably still reeling from the fleecing they received last week. Oh well time for bed.
>>65050314
Win
>>65053320
They cancelled my bet baka
>>65052447
Pelicans should cover either way.
Let's talk about Australian open bets, who do we like?
>>65053805
Kygrios getting frustrated with his mistakes and making the game go the overs but still getting the win
>>65053619
Fairly comfy on ML @ 2.62
>>65053854
Yeah i'm comfy af too.
Those British cuckolds wouldn't believe me.
>>65050644
>>65050642
>>65050043
>>65049734
>>65049725
>>65049701
>>65049539
>>65049322
Tomorrow I'll be picking another winner.
I hope you all took my advice and took the Bucks at 5.5.
>>65054093
wt u sayin u little rat
>>65054093
Begone child.
>>65054093
As impressive as correctly calling a coinflip.
>being such an amateur that you can't correctly predict coin flips
pmsl
Nuggets/OKC over hup
