>team plays in blue
>nickname is "the blues"
>>65066396
>clap
>team named "St. Louis Rams"
>plays in los angelels
>country's name is The United Kingdom
>they're neither united nor a kingdom
>>65066415
clap clap
>>65066473
Slap slap
>>65066396
>team plays in red against another team in red
>Both fans call their teams "the reds", "the redmen", or sing songs like "red army"
>>65066452
>county called united states
>is only one country
>team plays the blues
>actually named "the blues"
>went to high school in port moody
>team name is the Moody Blues
>>65067701
heh
>Great Britain
>Isn't great
>>65067670
I hope this post is a joke.
>>65066452
>>65067670
I don't know which of these two posts is dumber.
>>65066396
>team is historically weak and always on the verge of growing into something good but never quite makes it
>name is "the cubs"
>>65067670
>united states
Is actually two different countries in permanent undeclared civil war
>>65067882
Are they really united when one of their states is growing out of our ass?
>Team plays in orange
>nickname is "the browns"
>team plays in germany
>actually named "Deutschland"
>both teams are called 'United'
>"There's only one United!"
:/
>>65068068
>enter a league barely has 10 teams
>pick a name another team already has
>roughriders
>>65068068
>city has two teams
>one team calls themselves "United"
>Team is a bunch of black people and skinny white people
>Called the Bears
> Stoke City
> no one's excited
>Crystal Palace
>Not sponsored by Swarovski
>lovable losers
>won 96 games
>>65066428
/thread
>King James
>Is not a member of the royal family
>New England Patriots
>New England today is extremely yuroboo, libtarded and unpatriotic as fuck
>team called "United"
>organisation created from thin air and isn't a union of anything
(ps I'm calling out adelaide. I assume manchester united has a reason for the name)
>>65074238
The reason is that it was cool to call your team United back then. Because Newton Heath Yorkshire-Lancashire Railway was pretty daggy.
>>65074254
Lancashire-Yorkshire*
>play in orange
>Denver Broncos
>horses aren't orange
>Eurocucks don't understand the double meaning of the St. Louis Blues
>>65074313
the broncos picked orange because their coach liked the Cleveland Browns and the Broncos were terrible their first two seasons wearing dark, Univ. of Wyoming style brown
>>65074353
Pretty sure Chelsea's nickname is also "Blues"
>>65074353
Or maybe it's just not particularly worthy of being acknowledged. At least the "Utah Jazz" has an inherent humour in the dissonance between city and the form of music, whereas
>actually naming your team after a song
is just memealicious.
>referring to an athlete by their first name only
>>65074533
>not knowing about hot Mormon jazz
pleb
>>65074552
>Jew club
>Nicknamed Godenzonen (Sons of God)
>>65074630
Wasn't meant to be a reply :^)
>Montreal Canadiens
>They want to separate from Canada
>Know "Canuck" is a derogatory term
>Use it as your team name anyway.
>Can literally pick any strong and fierce animal in the world
>The Dolphins
>team is called Manchester City
>barely has fans in the city
>team is called Liverpool
>team is called "[number]ers"
fucking why
>Club is called Notthingham Forest
>they don't play in a forest
>team has an animal as part of their name/logo
>the animal is not found in the general region they are located in
>>65076277
>Perth Glory
>they have no glory
>>65076379
H-hey that's my team, watch it m8.
>>65076379
top zozzle
>Western Force
>they have never been a force
>Worstern Australia
>>65076399
>Perth Glory
>gets kicked out of the finals
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>teamname has nothing to do with an army
>sing about them marching in
>mancs
>spurs
>saints
>blues
>>65075947
Its because its notth inh an forest.
>>65075229
Tbh i prefer that as to picking a random animal that has no relation to anything.
>>65067670
You are a fucking idiot.
>>65073977
Underrated post
>>65073977
Lel
>>65075899
This desu m8
>Team is named Whitecaps
>Black players on the team
>Only one captain
>team name is the lakers
>located in a natural desert during a historic drought
>team is called Seahawks
>hawks don't even live in the sea
>>65074551
Yulia :3
>>65067818
They both are friend. They both are.
>nickname is the Reds
>half the league plays in red
>>65067920
Less of a state and more of an oil storage area
>>65078642
Don't forget that they were the first team in the MLB, first come first served
>>65078610
I doubt you could get a trap that cute if you were a virgin loser
>>65076432
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/When_the_Saints_Go_Marching_In
>>65075899
Gold rush in 1849 lead to California becoming a state
>>65078669
I thought it was just an Armstrong song
>>65067947
>Team is and will always be absolute shit
>nickname is "the browns"
>>65074238
It was called United because it was the first Adelaide team in the NSL that wasn't either the "Italian" team or the "Greek" team, hence United. You dumb cunt.
>Sporting Clube de Portugal
>is known (at best) as Sporting Lisbon
>>65078771
thank you so much for posting this
>team plays in blue
>nickname is "the boys in blueshirts"
>>65078687
What about the 76ers?
>>65067818
This.
>BSC Young Boys
>>65079190
the whole 1776 muh independence shit, since philly is where ben franklin shocked king james v to death
>>65073977
>>65076635
>>65076649
>>65078218
>americans trying to have football banter
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever fucking seen
>>65078771
>Hyundai A-League
>team plays in blue
>nickname is "bluebirds"
>owner decides to change kits to red
>>65067778
That's a cute trap
>>65067818
>confused
>calls other people stupid
>>65079256
Almost as pathetic as the fact that you have to face the east and pray towards a big black cube in the desert 5 times a day
>teams plays in white
>called the lilywhites
>>65079326
Immense banter.
>team named after animals
>they're not from a childrens book
>>65079326
>American banter
>>65079467
you look nice in this picture
>Team named Giants
>Players not even over 7ft tall
>Team named Real Salt Lake
>There isn't a fake Salt Lake team in the league.
>Team called "New York" Xs
>Play in New Jersey
>>65079473
>Canadian "humour"
>Championship calibre Hockey team
>Plays in florida
>>65079256
hyperbole is a bit played out innit?
>>65079542
>From white country
>Posts black child
>>65074533
Wow eurocucks really are stupid
>Manchester United
>There are multiple teams in the city
>>65079473
Team called "The Yids"
No jewish players
>Team called Arsenal
>Plays in country where you're not allowed to have an Arsenal
>Team called West Ham United
>Pork is haram in the Caliphate of England
>>65079599
only one other team actually
>>65079653
>>65067670
>Country called United Kingdom
>Part of it is on a whole different island
>Called United States
>Two states aren't touching other states in any way
>>65079665
if you are talking about shitty amateur clubs and pub teams then yeah I guess you have a point kek
>Called Flint Michigan
>People are outraged when the water is poisoned
>>65075899
>San Francisco 49ers
Named after 1849 Gold Rush
>Philly 76ers
Philly thinks it's where America was born in 1776 (in actuality it was Boston in 1775)
>Brady-Manning game called the War of 1812
Call-back to when New England single-handedly defeated Canada
>>65079697
>Called the New York Jets
>9/11
>name is bolton wanderers
>they actually wander around on the field cluelessly
>>65079703
don't know why that replied to someone.
>>65067793
>>65067818
>>65076624
what's so dumb about that post? we really are just one country
>>65079697
>>65079731
>he doesn't play Starcraft and understand the Zerg Rush
>>65079256
allow it famalam, it was a funny post
>>65079731
>3,321 died from disease
>britbong "immune" "systems"
>>65075899
>He doesn't know what happened in 1776, 1849, and 2012
>>65078407
LA is a massive tar pit, not a desert
>>65080172
What the fuck happened in 2012 and what fucking team is named the 12ers?
>>65080245
>12ers
>12s
Oh. Lel
>>65079723
>state and country mean the same thing
Take a fucking poli sci course you retard
