>europoors will actually, unironically defend this
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>>64928981
7-1
>>64928981
7-1
we used up all our socialism on things like hospitals and schools, sorry
well, the systems are very different. the epl doesn't punish the best team like the nfl.
The EPL has parity now, >moyes killed man u for good.
>>64928965
I don't get it. in football players choose where they go unlike in obesity clash where the player doesn't choose rather the team chooses the player. meaning that top players would always choose to play for the top teams anyway and man utd and bayern munich and barca etc would always dominate because all the top players would rather sit on a barca bench than play for Watford or wigan.
>murricans will try and defend this
>>64928965
Why are you comparing franchises with sportclubs?
>>64928981
ameriblobs BTFO
>>64929000
Shouldn't you be busy groping women, Mohammud?
>>64928965
>Americans
>Are communists
>Salary caps
>Drafts (lel)
>teams, coaches and players are all owned by the league itself, not the teams
>Europeans
>Capitalists
>Follow a free market
>If you have the money, you can afford the best players.
>To make money, develop good youth players and sell for a profit or get a good sponsorship deal
Americans will defend being a socialist cuck nation
>seasons listed by the year of the owl instead of year in which the majority of the season was played
>>64929032
Trump will make sure you are the first to go.
>>64929018
>>64928981
AMERIFATS BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBQ2mjkvYY8
>>64929097
>shout out to the WNBA, you've got some fine-ass girls I wanna fuck in the mouth
What did he mean by this?
>>64929097
that's the first time I actually decided to watch one of these lil b videos and somehow his raping is worse then what spee lead me to belive it would be
Didn't think that was possible
>>64929052
Why can't you just use "2015/16" like soccer leagues and even NBA and NHL do?
>>64929378
>raping
>raping
>raping
>>64928981
Top kek
[spoiler]7-1[/spoiler]
>>64929378
>his raping is worse then what spee lead me to belive it would be
Raping is rarely positive.
United and Chelsea are shit now though kek
>>64929401
>>64929408
>implying I wasent being raped just by listening to that garbage
>>64929404
>muh 7-1s
You guys should learn how to meme with the guys on /hoc/. They're pretty good on that.
>also obligatory numbers reply
>9-11
M8, have you seen what the new tv money has done to the league.
>Leicester fighting to win it all
>West ham fighting for top 4
>Crystal Palace fighting for top 7
>Watford fighting for top 10
>Chelsea 15th
>United 6th and falling
>Liverpool in midtable obscurity
>yfw tv money will mean parity in the EPL
>yfw its set to increase next year.
>>64929018
this. I've been watching exclusively soccer for the past year and I tried watching an NFL game recently and it was completely unwatchable. So many commercials, so little actual game. Compare that to soccer where you get 45 minutes of uninterrupted gameplay, a few commercials that you can skip during halftime, and then another 45 minutes.
>>64929430
>posting clip art guinea pigs and dogs are good memes
Get a load of this monkey.
>>64928987
>>64928998
Keep saying "7-1". In 2018 we'll win the World Cup.
>>64929429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5935fx15CU
everybody know that the kid straight husslin
30 on my SSSSS cuz i look like justin
>>64929430
>100 infrastructure
>implying that even 1 other person here remembers that
>>64929143
He means he's blind since the "women" of the wnba look like deformed men, not women.
>>64928981
are you pretending that soccer isn't plastered with ads and sponsors globally? You're delusional if you think your post somehow should burn americans and not literally everyone else as well.
>>64929378
>>64929429
>hating on my boy Lil B
Could be worse. We could be french. Or portugese
>>64929018
>>64929445
>standing around between plays
anyone who submits this propaganda genuinely should be embarrassed they tried to discuss things with adults desu. meme if you like, but taking this "stats" seriously just outs you as a retard or ill-informed participant. neither of which you want to be.
>>64929464
Shirt sponsors and adboards aren't nearly as blatant and annoying as commentators advertising shit in the middle of the game on top of the many already existing commercial breaks.
>>64929464
But, its not. Football commentators don't stop talking about the game to give you the "Geico first period stats, presented by mastercard, and Cuck: the movie, now in theatres."
>commercialegg
>>64929456
This.
>>64929451
No, they won't.
Also, obligatory
>we
>>64929447
>murricans in charge of irony
>>64929464
Anything is heavily sponsored in capitalism, except somehow in FreedomBaldeagleExplosionLardLand, instead of shirts and panels, the green flag in races and team entrances are sponsored.
>it's a joke, familia, y u mad?
>>64929495
neither are good, and if you think shirt sponsors and blinking/moving/flashing ad boards literally surrounding the playing field aren't obnoxious, then you are lying to yourself or you have just become accustomed to it so that you no longer notice it.
either way, your point doesn't negate mine.
>>64929508
>irony
When literally half of the thread that is supposed to be about hockey consists art pigs and bean men it stops being ironic and starts being autistic.
>>64929524
If you think shirt sponsors and ad boards around the pitch are obnoxious and get your attention, I think you've just been conditions to pay attention to adverts.
>>64929524
>adboards
Literally nobody cares, because nobody is looking at them. But in American sports they force it down your throat, you literally have nothing else to look at as they literally pause the game to show you ads.
>>64929542
>mad at memes
For some reason I thought the Pats had won more than 1 Superb Owl in the last 10 years
>>64929542
Remember that time a guy from Norway asked on /hoc/ to discuss about Hockey and someone told him to fuck off within seconds? So...
>>64929549
Let me teach you something that will be REALLY REALLY nice to follow:
>never ever buy products that were advertised aggressively
>>64928965
>ironically
>>64929524
Or maybe we aren't as consumerised as you are and hardly pay any attention to that shit since nobody is forcing it on us: you concentrate on the game if you want, or you concentrate on the ads if you want.
>>64929576
dumb hueposter
>>64929616
>that flag
>this post
>>64929626
dumb hueposter
>>64929626
>that flag
>irrelevant
>>64929616
>>64929681
>>64929691
>get literally btfo by a 7-1
>damage control mode
And now, commercial break.
>>64929730
He just won't stop
KEK
>>64929743
>lol he mad
but seriously, why do the same teams win all the time?
>>64929492
The only way to watch the NFL is with RedZone. There is no disputing this.
>>64929775
Teams come and go, United were dominate over the last couple of decades thanks to their manager but its hard to see them winning again for a while. Before them it was Liverpool and before them it was whoever had Brian Clough as manager
Portugal are a better country to ask that question to
>>64929749
Another reply lol
>>64929895
>nigga still mad lol tho
>>64929943
>>64929895
dumb fagposters
>>64929943
Clearly are
>city defending champs
I don't think so
I just think Soccer is boring to watch, and to us it's a national sports. I just do it when the WC is on to drink beer and chat with mates.
>>64929445
>this. I've been watching exclusively gay porn for the past year and I tried watching a regular vannila porno recently and it was completely unwatchable. So many vagina, so little actual dicks. Compare that to being a faggot where you get 45 minutes of uninterrupted cocksucking and assfucking, a few breathers that you can skip if you're tired, and then another 45 minutes of mansex.
Soccer is the most boring faggot "sport" on earth. How it's achieved its popularity is beyond me. The celebrations are weird and cheesy as fuck, ties, including 0-0, are commonplace, and the players are stupid as fuck, see Ronaldo and Messi.
Enjoy your divegrass smelly yuros.
>>64930017
>'nfl'
>vanilla
More black guys in it that cuck porn
>>64930030
More spaniards and niggers on your teams than in cuck porn.
It's like a modern day slave trade in yurup
Champions league would be a better comparison desu
>>64928981
Kek nice going brbro.
>>64928987
>>64928998
>>64929404
Amerifats are legitimate autists, holy shit. They are still posting this old banter made from another country (I would understand if it was Germany but ok) even though no brazilian cares about this. It's just about time to take flags off from /sp/, it just doesn't increase shit to the board
>>64928981
#REKT
>>64930210
>Barca wins lol
>europoors will defend "english" ""premier"" league
>>64930254
>team has arguably the best player ever in the 100+ year history of the game
>wins a few titles
why are you surprised
>>64930291
Yet they still can't defend their own title
>>64928981
>mfw 7-1's and yuropoors try to defend sawker near me
epl is trash family
>Americans
>>64928981
papa johns is better
>>64928981
Ameriblobs BTFO
>>64929499
>swedecucks
LEL
>>64930809
really
You should compare the superb owl to the CL and other euro leagues with conferences. That would be a much better comparison.
>Handegg
>>64929018
>>64929052
You're fucking stupid
>>64928981
>>64928981
This reply is brought to you buy Xbox one: Where gaming lives and by the US Marines: where faggots live.
>>64929437
>In 2014, the annual Deloitte Football Money League had eight Premier League clubs in the top 30 richest in the world. When the new deal kicks in, all 20 of England's top-division clubs will be among that list. Bournemouth could feasibly be in, and Inter out. The last data had Burnley as bigger economically than Ajax, four-times winners of the European Cup and next season the team that finishes bottom of the Premier League will receive £99.5m in television revenue. Bayern Munich, to put into context, took in £90.1m from broadcasting revenue, according to Deloitte's 2015 list, and Paris Saint-Germain £69.7m.
>>64931304
More for 20th in the epl than first in bundesliga. Hory Shit
i dont remember united winning then league 3 seasons in a row
> this entire thread
>>64928981
>>64928981
BRAZIL DOES IT AGAIN
>>64929783
Isn't that a bit like listening to a greatest hits album though? That isn't the best way of enjoying a band's output.
>>64928981
Albertinho Barbosao with the bants
>>64931740
yeah but a full game is more like listening to the bands time spent in the recording studio than what was put on record
>>64931740
if the cucklay's cuckier league had redzone soccer might actually be watchable 2bh my cucky friend
70% of the EPL fanbase it's Man Utd, Chelsea, City or Arsenal anyway. people don't bitch about that.
>>64931766
Except they do and it's not very popular because people tend to watch the proper games of teams they support/want to do well/think will be entertaining as opposed to having the 'I'm just a fan of the sport!' mentality.
>>64931766
>cuck
What the fuck is it with Americans and this word?
>>64931785
[Citation needed]
>>64931819
If you added Liverpool (and I'm not a fan, but still) then he'd be not far off to be honest.
>>64931810
Handegg is just full of black guys, clearly its rubbed off on their porn choices
>>64931766
The city of (you) ow wait the (you)franchise is moving to another city.
>>64931819
If you're just on about in england then its not
If you're on about worldwide then yeah
American handegg fans are constantly KEKED by the team owners, just see the Rams fans, this is literally KEKING.
>>64931832
I stopped into a little Irish bar on Wednesday when the games were going on and it was like 15 Liverpool fans, 1 Chelsea fan, and 1 Arsenal fan.
It was weird.
Lmaoing at all these third world monkeys talking shit bout America
You fuckers wish you could shoeshiners in the dirtiest fucking city park here
>>64931970
>wish you could shoeshiners in the dirtiest fucking city park here
>playoff league
>not a matter of luck
You know that the Pats would dominate the NFL from 2003 to 2009 if the best team of the league were rewarded like the rest of the world right? take that 18-1 as example.
>>64932020
Americans seem to think that 18-1 is a sign of a good league. Do they not know everyone else knows it's a sign of a retarded league?
>>64932020
playoffs would make league soccer much more interesting, like the CL and WC
>>64930291
>Puskás, Pelé, Best GOAT, Messi? nah
>>64932052
I didn't think they were allowed to win by margins like that any more.
>>64928981
Pretty bueno
Make a UCL one and you will see that there is much more parity when europe's best play each other
>>64932284
https://youtu.be/44t3xc_XDes
>>64929571
Nah, 2007 was 18-1 and in 2011 they got autismed out of the win, and in between they were just in the AFCCG like every year.
The AFC crown basically boils down to who can beat the pats in the champions game.
>>64928981
BTFO Burgers!
>>64928981
Will America ever recover from this?
>>64928981
BANANINHO AND BACTERIA CANT EVEN HANDLE THESE BANTZ
>>64929549
Who the fuck is forcing you to watch them? You're 100% free to get up and do literally anything you want to do during commercials. I don't watch commercials, the second they come on I pick up my guitar or shitpost or go make a snack or anything else, then when I hear the crowd noise/announcers I focus my attention back to the television.
You're the dumb one if you actually sit there and pay attention to commercials.
>>64931894
I'm always surprised at the fact that Brazil has internet. You barely have any clean drinking water but still have access to shit post on a Malaysian airplane repair board. What a time to be alive, eh
>>64928965
>fat fuck collide
Friendly reminder that an average epl relegation battle is 3 x more interesting than the best duperbowl.
>>64933945
This, you have to have literally no life whatsoever to not have something to do during commercials. Then again soccerfags being that pathetic surprises no one.
>>64928981
I'm killing myself rn. I can't go on after getting rekt so hard.
>>64930076
>niggers
Nope.
Enjoy your ape command
>>64931304
B A S E D
COMING HOME
>>64931740
Fleetwood Mac?
>>64934063
Yeah I've never understood people that just brainlessly stare at the tv when the ads come on. I've developed a reflex at this point to do school work or any other little constructive activity that you can pick up/put down during ad breaks.
It's kind of scary to see fat ass rednecks licking their chops while gazing mindlessly at a greasy, fat pizza on a tv screen.
>>64933945
While the whole >commercialball thing is overblown, yours is a disingenuous argument because they cram in adverts during the actual games themselves and the half time playbacks ("brought to you by.." etc.). Like the other day I was watching it and the commentators, during the actual action, were talking about Gotham and how that was on after the game and how good the show was. That's an unavoidable advert disguised as 2 guys just having a chat.
>>64928965
>communist league
>Everyone gets a turn lol
Kill yourselves amerifats.
>>64934173
Yeah, but then these exceptions can also be applied to the teams. Fleetwood Mac would be like the Jags, no point watching one of their games start to finish.
>>64934195
Once again, no one is forcing you pay attention to their chat about Gotham.
You could turn the volume off and listen to music if that bothered you. I think you're just looking for what you want to see (le advertball dumb Americans lel)
I realize they sneak them into the game via "Stat-tracker, brought you by Jeep" etc, but I really think it's overblown by anti-American football advocates.
Hearing someone mention a company name or seeing a company logo for 7 seconds isn't shit considering you're getting a High Def broadcast of a 3 hour event.
But the point remains, you don't have to pay attention to any of this shit if you don't want to, just fucking tune it out, like you would tune out the fact most high level futball clubs have giant American companies labeled on their jerseys, not a big deal either way.
>>64934345
>Implying sports commentary has to be an ad fueled shitfest
Also, the only big team with an American ad on their kit I can remember rn is Manure with their obnoxious golden Chevrolet on their chest.
Fucking idiot Americans, conditioned to accept advertising.
>>64934427
I'll take a few intrusive adverts + a nice car, nice house, clean water and a beautiful city over le no adverts (except the giant ones spinning around the stadium all game) + drug cartels, unsanitary living conditions and mud huts
>>64934345
>Hearing someone mention a company name or seeing a company logo for 7 seconds isn't shit considering you're getting a High Def broadcast of a 3 hour event.
It wouldn't be if there weren't also tons and tons of commercials within those 3 hours. Come on, you're stretching so far here. I agreed that people push the commercial thing too much, because it's perfectly reasonable to cut to commercials while there's no action going on, but they cram adverts into literally every fucking little gap to the point that I don't think someone who was raised watching the sport really appreciates just how bad it is.
Soccer is boring.
>>64934427
>Brazil insulting other country's intelligence
Laughable
>>64934482
Exactly. You're answering your own question. I don't even give any of the advertisements a second of thought, I'm thinking about what the teams are going to try strategy wise for the next play, or doing other things as I mentioned earlier.
Do you think ads worm their way into Americans heads and we all just mindlessly walk around buying whatever product had a commercial spot in the game?
Stop trying to create issues/problems, and quit dodging all of my valid points. I'm trying to have a reasonable discussion with you but you keep twisting it to look the way you want it to.
>>64934469
I know this is banter, but come the fuck on. How many people do you think have access to any of this nice stuff? The US is just the land of absolute disparity, not fucking freedom.
>>64934564
I'm not twisting anything at all, I'm not painting anyone out to be some mindless robot who goes out and buys literally everything that's advertised, I just happen to think that some of that time could be better spend actually analysing or even discussing the game, and primarily I'm explaining just why people DO go on about it so often.
Not really sure what valid point I avoided, since I covered 'not paying attention' already, though one point of yours I avoided was that I could mute the commentary to avoid those commercials, which I avoided for a reason, but since you asked me to not avoid your points: no, muting the entire game is not something I'd intend to do while watching a sport I still don't entirely understand.
>>64934564
>Do you think ads worm their way into Americans heads and we all just mindlessly walk around buying whatever product had a commercial spot in the game?
Yeah, how else can you explain Xbox is only popular in the US?
You guys would buy anything if it appeared in a commercial during the Superb Owl.
Swedish league is shit, but it has good parity
Last ten years:
2005 – Djurgårdens IF
2006 – IF Elfsborg
2007 – IFK Göteborg
2008 – Kalmar FF
2009 – AIK
2010 – Malmö FF
2011 – Helsingborgs IF
2012 – IF Elfsborg
2013 – Malmö FF
2014 – Malmö FF
2015 – IFK Norrköping
>>64934731
Eh this is a conversation to be had in person with someone. Too many small points to debate over an online forum. Good chat tho m8.
>>64934629
I have access to all of that nice stuff, why else would I mention those things? Feels good being a white American. I believe what you're referring to is known as the African American community.
>>64934629
>How many people do you think have access to any of this nice stuff?
most people do. Even our poor people have cars.
>>64929524
Wrong.
advertisements in the n.f.l. are way way way worse than in soccer.
Try watching an nfl game on tv sometime.
And, good luck.
>>64928981
>>64928981
>>64929018
>>64929018
>no reference
That's fake m8.
>>64928981
>>64929018
>getting keked on the internet by two monkeys
Will amerillards ever recover?
>>64928965
>it's a usa vs the world episode
>>64928981
BRhues handing out justice as is the usual
>>64928981
Are we really gonna pretend this post is funny? Is this what /sp/ has been reduced to?
>>64929385
Because 90% of the games are played in the one year.
>>64928981
Why are people pretending this was exceptionally funny? I've seen similar responses with nowhere near the same reaction.
>>64929445
LE FIGHT AND WIN!
I agree with this anon. Ive travelled to europe many times and their sports culture is superior to ours in every way. I take my wife's son to games with me all the time and we start all the chants.
Though I will be rooting for my Seahawks loud and proud on Sunday ;)
>>64936260
>obese this buttblasted
>>64936260
This. It's just yuropoors and other 3rd worlders looking for a way to say they "btfo" America, I guess.
>>64936378
The US should really just become a utopia like Sweden :^)
I love socialism and futbol!
>>64929018
>Yuropoors keep posting this image and thinking it's real
This is as real as my love life
>>64928981
that was a good one basil
>>64929445
the nature and appeal of American football is that every second of play time is extremely important as to opposed to a soccer game where the playtime is mostly passing around aimless or kicking the ball out of bounds
An NFL game will give you a shit ton more highlights than your average 0-0 soccer match
>>64936602
prove it's wrong then, retarded amerillard
