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RIP David Bowie edition
no games today
Dortmund
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM
CAN YOU HEAR ME MAJOR TOM
anybody want to come with me to the kongresshaus today to watch the football players arrive for the ballon dor?
>>64836071
Hold a seat for me, sepp
>>64836135
Pretty sure Sepp couldn't.
>>64836181
TSUUU at CR7 pls
go dortmund
tfw still on break from bundes
>>64836205
>thinking he'll attend when he knows he doesn't have a shot at winning
>>64836181
Good one , seppo
Execute all Germans.
>no games today
hannover - wiesbaden (12:00 cet)
hannover - hertha (the h-derby; 19:00 cet)
Execute all German David Bowie fans.
Dead sport.
Dead thread.
Dead "poomunity".
Am I allowed to post here yet lads?
>thread up for two hours
>only 15 replies
KEK, nice "poomunity" you have here
>>64836819
nay
see >>64836723 >>64836806 >>64836843
and the worst post is >>64836768
>>64836882
>P-PLEASE STOP B-BULLYING MY "C-COUNTRY" AND D-DROPPING ELITE TRUTH B-BOMBS MR BIG STRONG AUSGOD
absolutely pathetic
>Der Schöne Bruno extended his contract at Hamburg
>Nordtveit might join a premier league club because "the EPL is a pretty big deal in Scandinavia".
>Schürrle on suicide watch
>>64836956
>>64836882
>>64836839
>>64836737
>>64836237
>>64836235
>>64836229
>>64836214
>>64836205
>>64836181
>>64836135
>>64836071
>>64836065
>>64836050
Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans
And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :)
>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!
>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!
>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.
>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)
>>64836930
that's some lazy shitposting. Step up your game Australia.
>>64836956
>Schürrle on suicide watch
Isn't that every day for him?
>>64836992
yes
Just say what you want or STFU you fat cunt!
baka
>>64837332
Gündogan baka? Yes I agree.
>Er sollte beim FC Schalke 04 noch einmal angreifen – doch Offensivspieler Sidney Sam (27) blieb hinter allen Erwartungen zurück. Eineinhalb Jahre warten die „Königsblauen“ jetzt schon auf den großen Durchbruch des Ex-Leverkuseners. Nun scheint die Geduld bei Schalke-Coach André Breitenreiter (42) am Ende: „Er hat uns bislang in keinster Weise geholfen. Sidney hat alle Hilfe bekommen, aber es kam nichts zurück", kritisierte der Coach seinen Mittelfeldspieler.
Shots fired
>monday
>nothing happening
>"Why do you always need something to happen? Make life your oyster, be your own hero and make every day count. Don't wait for something to happen. Make things happen!"
>>64837937
>just bee urself!
kys
>>64837958
Some people, right?
>>64837937
but if I be myself nobody'd talk to me
also hinteregger is fat
>>64838078
that's a cute anime, dude.
>>64838078
>wanting people to talk to you
hello
>>64838043
at the dentist office
why does denmark like thomas müller? what does he have that i don't?
>>64838314
everybody likes thomas müller
>do apprenticeship for 3 years
>finish
>get paid 2200€ before taxes as your first salary
>probably like 1400€ after taxes
Pretty good if you live on your own but then again that's fast gone if you own a car or want to live in a nice appartment
Any good mixtapes I can dance and workout too?
>>64838359
I don't know a single person that likes him, must be a Kühe Schweine Südvereine phenomenon.
>>64838371
What apprenticeship did you do?
>>64838389
Good night to you too. Also fruit picking
>>64838384
this desu
>>64838396
Nice.
I am 2 years into a carpentry apprenticeship and feel like killing myself.
Goodnight my friend.
>>64838410
Looking forward to chat with you again, nice dreams.
>>64838396
Isn't that a seasonal thing?
What do you do in the winter?
>>64838418
nose picking
>>64838418
In germany it is, but it doesn't have to be
>>64838383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08wnYnSwxbc
>>64838432
Thank you, listening to it
What does your gf say about your anime obsession?
>>64838461
>gf
i'm not gay
You will never see me dance
>>64838461
>>64838383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNZSNBDquRg
>>64838479
Post webm
>>64838461
Never watched a single anime in my life, to be desu.
>>64838544
You're missing out senpai.
>still nothing happening
>tracklist unknown
>>64838661
there's something happening in my pants
>>64838697
Your flaccid penis is getting erect?
What is someone doing who's not currently observing or posting in this thread? I just don't get it.
>>64838757
monday afternoon stuff
>>64838764
Oh okay
>tf your song comes up
Anon is typing ...
>>64838757
watching death metal documentaries and I dont even listen to metal.
>new class
>everyone ought to introduce themselves
>"my hobbies are meeting friends and going outside"
>"in my free time I meet friends and yea"
>"my hobbies are friends and family"
This is the equivalent of denmark not wanting to watch uncomfortable movies with problematic situations
>>64838841
*black metal documentaries
Why aren't you dancing in your room right now?
>>64838879
people are just too afraid to say that they don't have any real hobbies
>>64838879
>new class
>11.01
what
>>64838900
can't dance to black metal :(
>>64838909
>>64838907
berufsschule
>>64838941
oh sorry
I'm not young and/or stupid
>>64838941
Any qts in your class?
james richardson @acjimbo 3m3 minutes ago
From 17.00 cet I'm live streaming the FIFA ballon d'or red carpet on FIFA's YouTube channel - q's and comments there if you like
>>64838881
Until the Light Takes Us?
Boring af to be honest.
>>64838978
Yup, It's an okay documentary but it feels like that some fanboys wanted to do a documentary about their idols. "Once upon a time in Norway" is much more informative.
>think of post
>solve captcha
>type post
>don't like it anymore
>erase it
>still have that solved captcha
>will vanish after two minutes if you don't post anything
>search for dance gifs
>only shit gifs
So glad i know none of you irl, you all are boring cunts to be fair.
>>64838043
The guy cosplaying as Thomas Muller is the best. Then the Joachim Low guy, then Messi.
>>64838539
thanks
>>64839101
*slaps your bundes*
I don't know who that guy was
klopp won't stop crying about how many games there are can you take him back
>the song that plays right now
Fuck me. Also my urine smeels pretty good
>>64839374
He's right, though
>>64839451
he isn't though
>>64839374
Who allowed you to post here?
>>64839048
The only saving grace is how based Fenriz is.
>>64839576
No u
>>64839645
i like this image
>>64838892
>>64839388
what are you listening to?
>>64840072
Some Josh Butler mixtape without a playlist
>>64839980
that looks utterly disgusting
why would you eat that
>>64840101
Trying something new. Don't like it either
>>64840101
Same thing I thought about your mom last night.
hahaha lol
dortmund is a well regarded club
good evening
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHvCcmh7f08
FCKuban @fckuban_ru 2h2 hours ago
Oфициaльнo: Фeлипe Caнтaнa cтaл игpoкoм «Кyбaни»
Seeing the cancerous Ballon d'Or thread makes me appreciate our civil bundes threads even more.
Second time I've been first to vote in a twitter poll
>>64841970
He will enjoy the Krasnodar derby
>>64841970
Good for him
>>64842364
No one fucking cares
>>64842588
fuck off, fatty
And good for that guy too
>>64841626
hey
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
>>64841626
Hi.
there's a haxball thread
>dumbers
Are Bayern already done in Doha?
>>64841966
Argentinians celebrate messi's ballon d'or
>>64843999
What does this mean?
>>64844128
read the filename
>>64843886
where?
If Bayern are already done in Doha: What's next? I know they play Karlsruhe on the 16th but that's in four to five days. Will they just return to their home training ground? Felt like they haven't been in the training camp for 5 days
>>64844502
>>64843024
>>64844128
Customers don't recognize their own players.
>>64844520
no one cares, fgt
http://resources.fifa.com/mm/document/ballon-dor/playeroftheyear-men/02/75/49/91/fboaward_menplayer2015_neutral.pdf
What can I say?
>>64844913
>tfw the Peruvian captain is a Germanboo
>>64844913
>shitsteiger
>löw
embarrassing
>>64844944
Rooney had Thomas Muller in 2nd place
Be right back repairing my door bell so the likes of Kyouko can actually ring it again
>Basheer Al Shamlan Mohammad Shamlan Mubarak (Pakistan)
>Robben Arjen
>Benzema Karim
>Cristiano Ronaldo
absolutely halal
Happy with the Danish votes. Boring and predictable. Fitting.
>>64845130
just like you
>>64845186
Just kidding.
I could never be mean to you.
stop
>>64845186
That picture will haunt me in one of my countless dreams I am sure.
>found a letter my parents sent me during a school trip in 5th grade
>they're loving and caring, there's hearts everywhere, there's even a small drawing where's I'm pictured as the sun with little people under it representing my mom and dad with "you're our sun" written on the side
where did it all go wrong?
>>64845350
I-I wish I knew...
>>64845350
Tell me how they hurt you.
>>64845350
Discovering the internet and therefore the truth
>>64845422
>internet
>truth
>>64845461
The truth is the facts that are inconvenient to you
>>64845399
cant blame them
>>64845461
That's a funny reaction picture
>>64845350
This hits to close to home. :(
>>64839743
Yeah, he seems to be the only reasonable guy in a sea of edgelords.
we got autosaged again so I guess we got our free pass to post animu.
>we
>>64845350
that hurt me
>>64846123
Fish?
>>64846140
No, shitting up threads ;^)
just kidding
or am I?
......
>>64846203
Hello
>>64846216
yes hello.
It's funpost time!
>>64846321
>chelshit
>>64846299
>>64846321
The singer of this song was somehow related to Snoop Dog and died in a police shootout. The more you know.
>>64845350
>be the most perfect child there has ever been
>beautiful blonde hair coupled with mesmerizing blue-green eyes
>learn to read by the age of 4
>be fascinated with history
>elder brother constantly bullying me but i never get angry at him because i love him
>constantly keep exploring our neighbouring small forest with my german-finnish friend (his mom was german)
>love climbing things so much that my mother actually forced me to wear a helmet in case i fall
>build a small shack with my german bro
>make it the nicest shack there has ever been
>start reading my elder brothers schoolbooks when im ~5
>tfw better in all school subjects than my 4-year elder brother
>get constant 10's in primary school
>teachers praise me all the time, parents are really proud of me
>suddenly parents divorce
>move to a different town with your mother and elder brother
>see your father once or twice a month for the next 10 years
>early teenager
>no close friends
>start hanging out with your average normies
>school grades start to drop
>dont give a fuck cause fuck school yolo (r-right guise, i-im just like you cool kids)
>go to vocational school because fuk school
>be 17
>realize the people you spend time with are not your friends and you are not like them
>get bullied because you are not a low-IQ retarded jock
>classmates start calling you a faggot and make fun of you just because you are not like them
>teacher is an alcoholic middle-aged man who couldnt give a fuck
>become lonely
>become depressed
>even start thinking about suicide because life doesnt seem worth living
currently age 21, semi-depressed and still lonely
where did it all go so horribly wrong? ;___;
needs more lewd anime
>>64846683
you first
>get constant 10's in primary school
This made me chuckle for some reason
night
>>64846669
>even start thinking about suicide because life doesnt seem worth living
Thank fuck you found us
>>64846734
night
Night
>>64846734
>>64846779
>>64846757
>>64846818
bye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwwwWz6Ef3I
>>64846669
Do you study/have a job?
>>64846958
yes im studying with 16/17-year olds right now so i can study in an university in a couple years
also i still have my military conscription left which is 6-12 months, must be nice to have fresh-outta-highschool kids as my superior officers
>>64847059
>you now remember funland got a obligatory military service
not so fun...
>>64847086
tBh its not that "obligatory" anymore, you can talk to a doctor about you having depression or authority issues and you will most likely be freed from peace-time service, but im kinda looking forward to it
maybe it could be just the thing i need to get myself out of this mess
>>64847059
I feel for you finnbro.
>>64847086
>I now remember my medical examination/Musterung
These fuckers wasted 5 hours of my life only to sexual harass me ;_;
>>64847176
I just remember my call-up day (you have to go there when you're 16 because if you don't you won't get a paper which is necessary for passing your highschool final exam)
>tfw all this military propaganda
>tfw you had to present yourself infront of everyone
>TFW SOME BLACK GIRL SAID "IM FROM SOME UNIVERSITY IN BOSTON"
>tfw all the dudebros shouting "can we try the guns??"
this place was hell. Worst day (6am-6pm) of my life
>>64847134
Yeah it might help if you have a clear direction and tightly organised day even if it's "forced".
>not just telling the doctor you smoke weed and have depression to get out of there in an hour
>>64847304
Well I actually got T5 because of that, but it didn't stop them from examining me.
>>64847270
Reminds me of the "My first day at the Légion Étrangère" story that my dad told me once.
night
>>64847419
Good knight
>>64847136
.... I really do....
Good night
>>64847419
>>64847461
>>64847666
good night to you lovely people
im sad and cant sleep
Execute all Germans.
>>64848707
hug me tight
