0-0
>meme piss
Jonathan Pearce needs to fuck off.
1st for zzzzzzzzzzz
Ironic cheering
Terrible
Van Gaal's
>Philosophy
would probably work fine if United had anyone who could shoot
>Memepiss Depie was the one to actually wake some people up with a blooter
wow just wow
>>64774731
>memepiss the pie
FIRST FOR CITY
>dat crowd banter
At least United cab now focus on top 4
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Memphis is gonna score, calling it now
van zzz
new meme
This is all fergies fault the fucking selfish cunt
nth for De GOAT to MADrid this summer
>>64774732
>hating on the best commentator in england
FIRST SHOT ON TARGET
WHAT A THRILLER
WHAT EXCITEMENT, WHAT HEARTBREAK
>Ferguson laughing at this shit
man united 4 shots...none on target....v sheffield mid table utd...kek
TOPPEST KEK
Man United are really fun to watch.
>inb4 casual muh shots babbys
inb4 memepiss takes 20 shitty long range shots and gets heralded a Man U hero
>And then after leaving the team in a terrible state i told them to get moyes
CELEBRATING A SHOT OFF TARGET FROM 30 YARDS.........
Last 2 digits is the final score
>>64774708
>us
but we've never played a Serbian team?
at least Man Utd aren't fielding their entire first team squad
>65 mins for a shot on target
top lel at these cheers
De Gea wasted in this garbage team
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>>64774802
good post
Those ironic cheers wew
>>64774802
BASED
If this ends 0-0 this is the lowest point of the season so far, we even played better for most of the match in which we got thrashed by Arselel.
>>64774806
who is she?
BILLY
NO
GOALS
>>64774811
muh paperwork
I bet fergie is turning in his grave this is disgusting
> Dean Hammond is a Leicester player on loan
Thought he died after Southampton got promoted, when the fuck did he go there?
who is going to play LVG in the inevitable film adaptation of his philosophy
Yeah right the Tevez thing was bullshit, but we got ourselves in a serious debt because of the outcome.
>>64774802
Likely
>>64774824
>she
I laughed
>>64774819
MAN MOTH?
IMAGINE HOW SHIT SHEFF UTDS GK IS
>>64774833
Start of the season.
He's genuinely an awful footballer.
What Man Utd wouldn't do for this guy right now.
>>64774836
mickey rourke
>>64774836
He will play himself of course
If Sheff United had gone for it from the start and actually attacked they'd probably be winning right now.
>Van Lull
>>64774850
Might find out if they ever get a shot on target
>>64774836
David Moyes.
Can't wait until this shit is finally over, during this game I downloaded films/anime, read manga, ate ice cream with biscuits, fapped to those slag .webms because this game is so BORING.
Well, I suppose Tsulal Mandril is next, it's gotta be better than this.
>>64774836
>moyes
>>64774836
Bendan frasier
Oh look another pointless corner
>fellaini crossing the ball
this is not the philosophy
So many empty seats
FC United of Manchester could beat man u right now
>>64774876
>>64774836
Cruyff
FUCKEN KNEED ME IN THE BALLS
At least Moyseh can get a nice little chuckle out of this. Maybe LVG can send him a copy of his long balls?
>HE KNEED ME IN THE BALLS
>>64774859
Sheffield haven't really tried but I'm sure the media will be lining up to kiss their ass after the match
Sheffield literally clueless when they finally get the ball. No one to pass to past the first third of the field.
is it still 0-0
for some reason i cant load the tracker
time for hoofball
>>64774869
What films/anime/manga did you download/read?
> He kneed me in the balls
Fucking lol, I'm literally dying
>>64774880
re roll
>>64774907
Manchester haven't tried either :^)
>HE FOOOKIN KNEED ME IN'T BALLS!
Anyone else hear that? lol
>Smalling is world class
manchzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>64774880
WHO IS THIS?
>>64774885
>The 7ft tall man crossing the ball to the rest of the team who are 5ft tall manlets
GENUIS!
Getting really sick of united fans whining all over the internet every time they have a game
How fucking entitled can you get?
fucking hell still another 15 minutes of this shite
Me and the lads watching the match, fucking hell it's awful.
A GREAT SHOT BY SCHWEINI
>>64774916
Is that Clare Abbott and Dan whatshisname
I've got a front row seat... to watch anything and everything that's not this
THIS IS LITERALLY ALL SAF'S SISTER IN LAWS FAULT FOR DYING
Lloris is a better reaction shot stopper than De Gea
De Gea is only better at stopping shots resulting from counter attacks because he can spread his limbs (he's taller)
> it's another United 0-0 episode
Reminder that manchester has a higher crime rate and higher poverty rate than liverpool
Schweinsteiger is fucking our reject, ana ivanovic, an ex serb.
>2 (two) shots on target
KILL MEEEEEEEEEE
>>64774917
But the lower league teams can get away with not bothering to try though
>>64774909
yes
>>64774934
Next 15 mins is Sheff Utd time wasting to force the replay.
>Still playing possession based football
>sacked in the morning
I fucking wish
>Giggs looking down, pondering existence
>>64774860
Very clever, but not funny. Sorry brah. Maybe use it in a sentence in future. Nice try though.
What league 1 is better, league 1 or ligue 1?
>>64774869
What anime? Erased, Marshmallow and Phantom World are pretty good this season
Dubs and all of Manchester United's fans fall asleep before the 88th minute
REPLAY AT BRAMALL LANE WILL BE HYPE
>>64774942
watch the spoilers m8
oooooooooooHEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
God this should be in 3pm match so i can watch other game
>>64774951
edgy/10
this match is so boring that german anon decided to post cp so his place would be raided
>Fagchester poonited
I don't think even an AI manager will fix Man Utd.
If repeating digits Shef and Man U will switch positions on the leaderboards
>>64774966
Quality of competition:
League 1
Quality of play:
League 1
Quality of one team
Ligue 1
>Fellaini off
He's out of ideas
>LB off
>Baby 4ft tall CM on
Lets midfield them to death
ITS MEME TIME
>The "mighty" Manchester United
>>64774911
Films:
It Follows
Inside Out
Anime:
Utawarerumono ep 14
Durarara!! X2 ep 25
Gate ep 13
Garo Crimson Moon 13
Osomatsu-san ep 13
Galko-chan ep 1
Musaigen no Phantom World ep 1
Phantasy Star Online 2 The Animation ep 1
Boku Dake no Inai Machi 1
Manga:
Helck
Golden Kamui
Groundless
Food:
Baked potato, rice salmon and shoyu during the Barcelona game
Vanilla ice cream + waffles just now
>>64774916
Dan Blitzthequarterback is a fucking g
lel now watch those crosses for Rppney
>>64774989
>implying ultron couldn't get United to score
/sp/ goats have had better managers than van laal
The half-time scores in #mufc's last 10 home games:
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-0
0-1
0-0
0-0
0-0
>>64774943
Source would be nyce
>>64774943
Lloris has been best in the league for a while
>>64775011
>Utawarerumono
pls suicide
>>64775011
You have good taste in manga but pretty shit taste in anime
>>64775011
>Galko-chan ep 1
Second best anime of the season so far.
What the fuck? I thought Jonathan Pierce was a commentator on BBC, why is he on Fox Sports 1?
>15 minutes remaining... Just the one shot on target for Man Utd...
why don't they try passing sideways?
Whats worse
Conceding 2 vs exeter
Or
Not scoring vs sheffield
>>64775011
Inside Out is shit, watch Cat's Don't Dance instead.
Think I might give up watching >us for a bit.
Can we not just try 2 upfront? I mean come on, what have we got to lose at this point?
>>64775045
at least liverpool had the excuse of playing a D team
hahahahahaha schweinPENSIONER is seriously injured
get rekt
>>64775029
"she" only has some boring soft stuff, can't remember the name,
it's a broken foot for Schweini
>>64775045
livershit were away from home playing D team desu. i think they didnt even want to win
this is at home with the starters
>schewinsteriger
fucking soft cunt
>>64774989
Al Ferguson did okay.
SHOREHAM BOYS WE ARE HERE
>>64775026
kek
Schweini is kill
Schweni BTFO
[*]
is he ded
DFuck off you ugly german and your dirty clintonsuckdicking whore
>>64775011
Where's the Sekkou Boys?
can't wait for the highlights
pray for bastien
>>64775029
>>64775032
It's a tranny you faggots.
Kek Sheffield player didn't even react
literally watching division II college football over this
>Tried to kick
>Injured himself
TOPKEK
Pig stabber ded
RIP in piss
Bastien dead for the rest of the season, time for Fellaini starting every match :^)
RIP shitesteiger
>>64775033
>not liking baths
it supposedly gets real about now
>>64775034
it can't be helped, this season is totally shit
>>64775048
noted
der nazi kaput
His knee is fucked
RIP IN PEACE Schweinsteiger's knee
Schweini raus
His knees just exploded
looks ok desu
>>64775045
Not scoring, at least Liverpool had the excuse that their team was kill.
A "big club" should be winning home games, especially against a third division team.
interesting last 10 for bastian
what will be the result of this team vs Liverpool u21s next weekend?
ded
>>64775058
>laughing at someone getting seriously hurt
Careful mate, you might cut yourself on that edge.
someone made a voodoo doll out of that nazi schweiny doll and snapped its leg off
pls be okay
pls
This fucking season shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
RIP in peace Schweinefleisch
>>64775037
Gyaru is love gyaru is life
RIP basti
maybe you can be back in summer
>>64775089
Disgusting fat pig
>>64775092
>implying i care
>Its Bastian injured episode
Schiensteiger dead RIPs
>>64775087
based String-Emil
>>64775087
why the fuck did I watch this
rip ACL
So this was literally time wasting so they could get the draw?
>>64775121
stay mad
>>64775092
Oh, somebody got caught out by the tranny ;)
>Man Utd players are now trying to earn themselves season ending injuries
j-just cramps
>>64775136
low test detected
>>64775145
nope, that was just time stalling
FIREWORKS AT BRAMALL LANE LADS
HAPPY DAYS
my ideal woman is a tranny with a pussy
>rooney
what the fuck
Why the fuck rooney keep passing backward and sideway
>Nobody commenting on the fact that his own teammates didn't put the ball out for him
Were they planning to score and celebrate on his dead body?
>>64775105
>this season is totally shit
Perfect Insider, Ushio to Tora and One-Punch Man are all pretty great. Even Concrete Revolutio has its moments.
As for manga, you better have read the greatest manga of all time, Ashita no Joe.
>>64775117
pls respond
>>64775156
Its the only way off Louies wild ride
>>64775162
NO PYRO NO PARTY
O
P
Y
R
O
N
O
P
A
R
T
Y
Rooney is so so so so so SO fucking terrible.
Really hope Sheffield score desu
lads i have the hiccups
Why aren't you as handsome as Giroud?
>>64775178
0-0
>>64775188
Who are Sheffield mate
>>64775188
BLADES
L
A
D
E
S
>>64775178
0-0
hahahahahah
top fucking laugh
Rooney will be our starting striker at the Euros
>>64775189
hold your breath
>Schweinsteiger limping around the pitch
Just fucking go off mate, you're not helping anyone anyway
>64775175
>One-Punch Man are all pretty great. Even Concrete Revolutio
Those were last season though. This season really is meh, thank god for Shirayukihime.
>>23
#munich
fuck sake smalling
guys
hey guys
there's a canadian playing for sheffield united.
>smalling
>Martial
>At home
>Against a League 1 side
>Entire first team squad
>1 shot at target after 85 minutes
And United fans will STILL argue that they have a good team and it's the manager's fault.
>>64775205
If he is I'm going to unironically support France instead.
>>64775175
>Perfect Insider
>One Gag Man
Daily reminder there is literally no difference in skill and ability between Martial and Origi
>>64775194
World's oldest team la
BRAYFORD YOU ABSOLUTE BEAUT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I hope United lose.
>>64775166
That's funny, because my ideal woman is a woman.
>tfw I know countless Man Utd fans
>tfw they are all bandwagoners and won't even know how shit their team is now
>tfw if they win something, they'll all be back to keep gloating about how they support the best team in the world
Living in Manchester is suffering.
![554g[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VEP750c.jpg "554g[1].jpg")
>>64775194
Martial's/United's last chance to win desu
>old trafford
>Atmosphere
>>64775205
this makes me so angry
How many of those last minute rebound chances does Smalling get and fuck up?! Seems to be one every game now.
>>64775190
I didn't have plastic surgery
HE'S GOT A BEARD
>>64775221
Welbeck and Rooney will be our starters
>>64775232
go blue
7 (SEVEN) 0-0 GAMES AT OLD TRAFFORD THIS SEASON
>world class fullback in Shaw
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64775224
origi is stronger, and can/has scored a blooter
martial has only scored tap ins
>>64775249
Welbeck would be even more annoying. Doesn't even play in a year and would start over Vardy and Kane. Load of shite
>>64775251
>firing a manager when you're 3 points off the top 4
Scum club
>>64775237
he could literally not kick a ball between now and the first euro 2016 match and woy would still start him t b h
>Ironic cheers
Luke Shaw cost £30million
Cresswell cost £4million
The United team are fucking static. The only player who moves is Martial.
>>64775259
It's hilarious how united's all out defensive play has led to smalling and shaw now supposedly being not only good but world class
see ya at bramall lane
How do you pronounce Done?
Sheffield United have spent less on transfers in the history of the club than Man United did on Martial.
how has he not been sacked yet
it's not getting better
>hats off to sheff utd for not having to make a save
Don't worry, we'll beat them in extra time.
>6 (six)
SIX
I
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