Who's hyped as fuck for this?
Predictions?
YOU LIKE THAT
>>64764621
31-21 Steelers.
Andy "Red Ryder BB Gun" Dalton being listed out for this game is the best thing that could have happened for the bengals
>EEC """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""quarterbacks"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>20 hours early
I'm hoping that bengals D and no deangelo williams tips it in cincy's favor
>>64764752
>he doesn't know what "pregame" means
>>64764752
Well... it DOES say pre-game thread. So technically...
>>64764621
>Bengals leading by 13 points when half time begins
>Suddenly, Andy Dalton's water breaks and it's revealed Andria was a woman the whole time and that Marvin Lewis is the father
>Both forced to leave, the Steelers make a stunning and brave comeback and win by 7 points
is pacman still out?
>>64764621
>mfw tailgating in the rain in ~15 hours
god I hate both of these teams but it's a win win if the bungles get cucked into a first round exit again and shitsburgh gets blown out by New England/Denver
>yfw only ~18 hours until based AJ McCarron BTFO's the Stoolers
>>64765940
he's been back for a few weeks
>mfw McCarron wins this game, only to have Dalton come back and maintain his winless playoff record in the next
>>64766501
this is what will happen
Idk.
Bengals?
I like their jersey.
>>64766455
>>64764621
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000619376/article/mathematical-model-predicts-bengalscardinals-in-super-bowl-50
mathematical model predicts the Bengals vs Cardinals Superbowl 50
but deep down I know they'll just be one and done again and Steelers will win it all like they did in 2005
god hates fucking Cincinnati and the state of Ohio
>>64766501
nah. McCarron will give them the lead then get hurt in the early 4th and watch Dalton lose it. Cap it.
>>64768007
If they play with the qt nice likeable QB yes, if they play with the tattooed jerk QB then no
>>64766501
If McCarron wins this week he'll be the starter for the foreseeable future. Dalton can't even throw a football yet so him coming back would be coming back less than 100% and very rusty.
Only way we'd see Dalton is 1. If the Bengals make it to the Owl or 2. If McCarron wins this week but struggles big time in their next game.
If McCarron wins one playoff game the fans will push for him to be the starter cause Andy's had his chance for 4 years now.
If McCarron chokes then QB conversations will die down and Andy will get his #1 spot back
>>64769535
I can't wait until that nigger from the bengals takes out Antonio brown
FUCK THE STEELERS
>>64773536
It doesn't matter what the fans think. McCarron has been MUCH worse than Dalton.
The only way there'd be a controversy is if McCarron plays like a franchise QB, and he has yet to do so. It'd take a serious playoff run for the Bengals to even consider it.
Dalton was fucking great this year.
>>64773249
>not liking AJ-senpai
Shouldn't you be prepping your women for Ahmed?
>Macy's lays off 5,000 workers
>Bengals continue their playoff faggotry and get BTFO by Pittsburgh
>entire state of Cincinnati and city of Ohio on suicide watch
Why do Ohiofags even live?
Steelers by 13
shitting bricks desu
>>64773600
>MUCH worse than Dalton
well no shit, he only just began getting reps with the 1s. give him an entire offseason to practice as the starter and then it'd be fair to evaluate his progress. bottom line is, if aj wins tonight and performs reasonably well next week, there's going to be a LOT if rethinking going on in the bengals FO. nothing is a lock going forward.
>>64775035
Dalton was having an MVP-ish type season. The point is it'd take a lot more from McCarron than what he's shown so far for the Bengals to even think about it.
Is Antonio Brown already the GOAT?
>>64773249
Aj is still more likable than rapistburger
>>64764621
>predictions
Does anyone really think the Bungles will make it to the divisional round? They could be playing the Titans and the Bungles would find a way to lose.
>>64769656
As much as I want the Steelers to pull some insane bullshit like they did in 2005, who honestly fucking believes it's gonna happen?
Gotta go Steelers. They look dangerous and the Bengals just can't get it up in the playoffs
>>64775914
sadly this is the correct answer
it's not the personnel, the bengals have the better roster
it's Marvin Lewis
I'm not a Steelers fan but they're going to win the super bowl. 24-13 Steelers
>>64775816
I do. AFC is weak right now
come on cat broship
>>64773876
I didn't mind living there. Cleveland is a pretty nice city and so is the west suburbs. Just stay away from East Cleveland.
>>64775995
Dank ass meme bruh I like that
>>64776023
Even if their secondary doesn't blow every lead they get, and assuming Ben doesn't throw multiple INTs again, that still leaves whatever team claws its way to the top of the NFC
>>64776023
the NFC is even worse
>>64776043
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I RECOGNIZE YOU, AUTIST PERCY HARVIN'S AUTIST JUG MACHINE
VIKINGSFAGS' ANUSES GONNA BE PRETTY TENDER AROUND 4 CST TOMORROW, FAGBOY
>inb4 steelers unironically lose to McCarron
The defense is such a joke sometimes Im scurred honestly.
>yfw the Steelers haven't won a playoff game since Tebow
http://vocaroo.com/i/s118TamYGRbM
Hype redzone countdown theme
Avenge us Cincy
pls
MCCARRON TIME IS APPROACHING LADS
GET READY FOR YOUR NEW LORD AND SAVIOR SPEE
>people actually think the Bengals can win a playoff game
>>64776777
Trips fucking confirm holy shit
>>64776776
Avenge what? All you had to do was win.
>>64776777
He's already won in my book
Roethlisburger let's fucking go
>>64777078
That's great and all, but his chest tattoo is a fucking terrible trade off for having an attractive wife.
Today I realized that the Bengals are undefeated this year whenever I get Skyline before the game. I've broken the system. We're going to the Superb Owl lads
>>64777120
at least its not on her
>this is acceptable in Shitsburgh
aaaaaaaa can't contain the hype.
AYO HOL UP
MY BOY MIKE GONNA BE UP ON IT IN THE SIDELINES FINNA ME COINS IN THAT ULTIMATE TEAM. HE BE GETTIN ME THAT FREEZE BUNDLE.
*smacks lips*
WE BE IN IT.
bangles bros,
if our boys get completely btfo tonight, do we fire Marvin immediately and promote Hue? or do we stall and lose him to San Fran or someone and end up stuck with Lewis and a gutted staff?
Steelers:
>6 Superb Owls
Bengals:
>0 Superb Owls, last playoff win 1991 against the Oliers who no longer exist
I think we all know whos winning this game
>mfw I win the Powerball and the bengals win a playoff game in one day
#TouchBrown
>>64777238
what's going on here?
maybe he was giving him shit for raping that girl
>>64777324
Marvin is the best thing to happen to the bengals in forever. At least the guy gives us winning seasons
>>64777324
we're not losing tonight
>>64777137
Thanks lad
WLW radio in Cincinnati issues Big Ben warning
http://www.tmz.com/2016/01/08/ben-roethlisberger-big-ben-warning-rape-spoof/
Thumbs up, Cincy!
>>64777438
fucking kek
>>64777407
0-6 in games that matter. BTFO in every single one them. Outscored 57-6 in the second half the past four playoff games. Only one second half touchdown in six playoff games. Consistently touted as one of the best rosters in football.
Yeah, he's such a good coach. If the Bengals lose, he sets an NFL record for worst postseason record. For which he is currently tied with Jim Mora.
Fire Marvin Lewis and hire Hue Jackson and the Bengals win two Super Bowls in five years.
>>64777786
This. Lewis is a chock artist
>>64777786
Got a few more stats to add on.
Under Marvin Lewis, the Bengals have never scored more than 19 points in the postseason, and all but one of his six losses were by double digits.
Meanwhile, guys like Harbaugh get fired after a Super Bowl and two championship games in four years. Pagano and Sean Payton were both supposed to get fired this off-season and they've both had more success than Marvin Lewis.
But because the Bengals were shit for 10 years before Lewis, we're supposed to be content with perennial disappointment and ass rapings in the playoffs. Despite having a roster that should have got at least one playoff victory by now.
Well...
at least we don't live in shitsburgh
Little pressure on the Bengals with McCarron in there. That's why I like the Bengals to win in an upset.
>>64777438
my fucking sides
I'm just glad we're playing the Steelers and not the Texans desu desu
>>64777238
>2016
>He doesn't playfully dry hump his buddies to show his platonic respect and admiration for them
sMh pham
>>64776776
Fuck off loser. We could have had a legitimate game against the Jets, but instead we're gonna have another embarrassing chimpout where the Bengals lose yet again
>>64776776
You don't deserve it
>>64777438
Easy slander lawsuit. Ben will be enjoying his 3rd SB win and taking a few million from these guys in court.
How I see it going down
>bengals come out strong and put up 7
>ben throws a pick to make it 14-0
>burfect gets ejected for fighting
>D holds the begals to 23. Ben wins it 30-23.
>AB does an insane TD celebration when he gives us the lead
>>64782960
>us the lead
>us
Typical retard Stoolers fan
>>64782960
>easy slander lawsuit
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Is Cincinnati a good place to live?
Steelers 24-13
>>64783311
it's a great town. the geography is really underrated. the city sits in a river valley and is surrounded by hills. southwestern ohio is actually really pretty.
it's really conservative and the beer/food is great due to the heavy german influence
>>64783311
Depends on what neighborhood familia. There's actually quite a bit to do. I like it.
Steelers gonna rekt them.
>>64783527
>>64783311
>Black or African American 44.8%
http://www.fox19.com/story/30887277/police-man-forced-his-way-into-apartment-raped-woman
http://www.wlwt.com/news/cincinnati-police-investigating-rape-robbery-in-kroger-parking-lot/28187186
"no"
>>64783573
Bandwagoner syndrome spreads all the way to Germany? Typical Steelers fan
>>64783663
A rape in borderline OTR? Color me surprised that the shittiest part of Cincinnati has crime
>>64783663
nice cherry picked statistics
literally all the black people in cincy live in and around downtown. cincy suffered from urban sprawl more than just about anyone and the majority of the white population isn't counted in the city metro population.
incorporate the surrounding burbs and the city is just like any other
the good thing is that the city has made a real effort to rebuild downtown. more and more people are moving back into the city again
>>64783751
this is where i live
>51,067 (85.8%) White, 361 (0.6%) African American, 301 (0.5%) Native American, 2,323 (3.9%) Asian, 91 (0.2%) Pacific Islander, 3,339 (5.6%) from other races, and 2,036 (3.4%) from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 8,138 persons (13.7%).
when a drunk girl walks alone downtown in my city, most of the time some dude stuffs her into an uber. most of the time in your downtown, she is raped. enjoy your low-trust society.
>>64783882
>most of the time she is raped
Nice b8 m8 you know very well that's not true
>>64783882
>51,000
so that's 2 stoplights and a Walmart. sounds exciting there, cletus
>>64764621
>bungalos in the playoffs
>bungalos at primetime
>bungalos against the steelers
>bungalos without dalton
I'm going to the bar to watch televised rape and drink all the delicious tears. All this really comes down to is two byes for the broncos
>>64785081
i can honestly tell you that most bengals fans know exactly what's going to really happen tonight
not long to go before another reliable disappointment
>>64785315
Is Jeremy Hill a /sp/artan?
McCarron throws a pick 6 second possession of first half
calling it
cap it
At least the Bengals can't be embarrassed as badly as the Texans. Right?
Right guys!?
>>64785942
i fucking hope not
>inb4 influx of shitposters
>>64785942
Nah it should be close one m8
>>64786255
no.. it really won't be
expect another blowout that's over before halftime
>>64785942
If it happens, expecting people to wear zero bengals gear tomorrow
That guy with the van wont be driving around, thats for damn sure
But will the bengals win? Im optimistic because the steelers if no one else know how to win when everything's not going their way, but right now they are on thie third string rb in a game that will be win on the ground. The tight end who smoked the bengals in both games will make a few plays though.
But most of all, andy ' red rocket' dalton wont be playing in this game. AJ, for the three and a half games hes played in, has been pretty good and it can be argued that he knows at least remotely what the big stage feels like, having been to three national championships. HE doesnt have the monkey on his back, i think that will be the difference
>>64776043
What about Kent, Ohio?
>>64776043
The truly rich people live on the East side
What channel is this fucking shit going to be on?
>>64786613
Cbs
>>64786634
>they wasted based Gruden on that Toxins game
>it's a Phil Simms in the booth episode
REMINDER THAT THIS GAME WILL BE STREAMED LIVE AND FREE
OHHHH BABBY
>game starts
>go to sideline reporter
>mic has problems too
>massive spaceship descends from the sky
>it was a message of aliens all along
can't wait
>Madden 16 predicts Steelers/Cardinals Owl
Let's go Shitsburgh.
>Boomers fatass
Bet on chiefs, steelers, and vics (fuck hawks+cold), and the packers as a combo-bet, just a yolo bet what are my chances of winning ?
>backup QB in the playoffs
This is about to be the Toxins pt. 2.
>>64786702
post the link, pham
The Dolphins hired Vladimir Putin?
>>64786702
where?
>>64786722
damm i haven't seen this pic in ages
>bengals coaches were spending all day yesterday interviewing for other jobs
stillers win tbqh
Stream
http://spee.sportstoaster.com
>>64786721
You fucked up on the Vikes.
A. It gets cold in Seattle.
B. Russel Wilson played college ball in Wisconsin.
>>64786722
this
seriously going to just play Witcher 3 and get drunk
>>64786722
jeff pls go
>tfw AJ becomes the next Brady leading the benglels into dynasty mode
>>64786723
>>64786733
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/superbowl/live/player
>superbowl lel
>>64786721
vikings are gonna get btfo
>>64786761
>>64786789
ok was just 5€ and I believe
>>64786794
I wonder if this will ever replace Jags guy
>>64786761
That's not what will help the Vikes win. It has to start with the front 7 pressuring and containing Wilson
>>64785334
More like Pepe hit the masses a really long time ago.
>>64786789
nah
My body is ready for whatever type of soul crushing loss is at hand.
>>64786819
>wonder
No need to wonder. It's already happening, my dear boy.
>>64786819
No, it won't. Brown people are trash.
>>64766455
What a beautiful man, no homo.
Jesus christ this plastic bitch wtf
> tfw when Chargers fan
please stop reporting on this, fuck off already and let us keep our team
>>64786819
No chance, Jags guy was literally perfect.
check em
dubs and stoolers win by 3
>>64786819
Fuck no. You're the reason why ESPN does shit like "Who's more now"
>>64786780
>AJ wins
>Dalton gets next start
>Loses
>Literally commits sudoku
guys guys every time I watch a Steelers game we lose. Should I watch this upcoming one?
>>64786819
hello reddit
>>64786823
Eh, that's tough.
The Vikes always get shit on by mobile QBs
>Krapernick
>Wilson
I'm also remembering a few years back when RGIII memed all over them.
>>64786850
Same boat here. I wish the torment would end.
>>64783671
no im a patriots fan :)
>>64786864
JUST
>>64786789
>>64786761
should i really cancel the combi after the steelers game ?
>>64786927
>5 eurobucks
Who cares? Let it ride.
>>64786891
DO IT!
>>64786922
forgot pic
>>64786910
is erin rogers mobile?
>you're a fag
Patriots fan here
Should I be rooting for the Bengals to win so we can play them, or should I be rooting for the Steelers to win so we can play the Chiefs? I think I'm rooting for the Bengals. They seem like they'd be easier to beat.
>Keksans coach
>"Our fans are great. This is a football city."
Your fans are made up of Cowboy bandwagon fucks who got tired of supporting a rebuilding team.
Hopefully Ben doesn't throw too many picks and the secondary plays well.
Post ends in dubs the Steelers win by 10 points, 31-21.
>winning the super bowl meant a lot of chicken parm and being carried by my defense
>>64786881
brah Andy Dalton won't be ready for the Patriots not the Broncos in the AFC game.
he hasn't thrown a football in over a month.
if Aj McCarron wins this game we are rolling with him til the end.
>>64786975
>and the secondary plays well.
Ben looked like he was ten feet tall when he high-fived that other player until i realized he was on his knees.
>>64786948
yeah I hope game gets close and my hate for the hawks gets stronger
>>64786977
>>64786977
Who /Kimo Von Kneeripper/ here
>>64786977
>>64786977
checked
Do the Bengals have a good stadium?
>>64786977
It's confirmed
>>64786975
>doesn't throw too many picks
his picks will single handedly lose this game for them tonight
>>64786977
>>64787022
>>64787044
>>64786977
>scoring 31 on bengals D without a running game
Kek
>>64786910
I have faith in our D, but I won't pretend to know what's going to happen
STICKY PLEASE
>>64786987
D-Don't crush my hopes
I want the steelers to win just cuz of tomlin.
steelers win
3-0
This game will be very interesting.
The veteran Ben
The youth hopeful McCarron
Is Antonio Brown a HoFer?
Reminder that if you eat chile on spaghetti you are subhuman trash
Last two digits of my post is how many points the Bungholes will score
>>64787058
the best in the world
This pregame show is fucking terrible, start the fucking game.
>>64787110
Not even enough money to finish it lmao
>>64787076
>implying your D will ever score either
>>64787105
>105
holy shitsburgh btfo
>>64786977
Check em
>>64787105
>5
ummmm, i'll take it I guess
>>64787110
damn that looks pretty
>Cowher covering the Steelers
Blek
>>64787144
>dubs confirm
literally anyone not a stoolshits fan is rooting for you bungalos
do us proud
>>64787110
Nice view. I kinda liked visiting Cincy.
>>64787133
nah son, that's for the view to look at our disgusting fucking river.
let's be real Pittsburgh and St.Louis have better Stadiums/scenery and I hate both of these fucking cities, but I just can't deny this opinion
Kind reminder the Steelmen have won two Super Bowls and played in 4 since the last time the Bungholes won a playoff game
>>64787187
nice false flag
and no they don't. st Louis is totally flat and boring as hell
>>64787187
I will agree that Pittsburgh looks better. One of my favorite cities to visit
WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON WIFE'S SON
X
TO
THE
D
Broncos fans here? Would you rather play the Stoolers or Queefs?
>>64787154
>describing it as pretty
>hetero
fag
>>64787096
Didnt know you could eat a country on pasta, i should try that
:^)
>>64764621
What's your favorite Justin Bieber song /sp/?
I already realize the casual plebs are going to choose softball songs such as "baby" or "girlfriend" but us critically thinking hardcore fans who aren't indoctrinated by the billboards objectively know its "for ever", "eenie meanie" or "Bohemian Rhapsody"
>>64787231
queefs
Bengals are da bomb
KEYS TO THE GAME FOR THE BENGALS
1) Limit personal fouls
2) Don't let Roethlisberger go deep
3) Don't be afraid to air it out
Are Chiefs the best playoff team?
>>64783917
Cinci had that huge race riot chimpout in middle 00s
Stop trying to lie, your cities namesake would be ashamed to be associated with a city as disgusting as it.
>>64787258
The one about benis in bagina.
>>64787234
but I really really like women. I'm definitely a heterosexual
>>64787281
>>64787281
tbqh hottest team in the AFC
>>64787264
Todays keys for the steelers:
1)Stop the run
Thats it.
all i ask is that this is enjoyable to watch
please
>>64787264
Reddit, the post
>>64787281
They certainly are the memeiest.
>>64764621
Brian hoyer jumps on the field and throws 3 picks for big ben
>>64787231
Stoolers. That Chefs D is OP, as displayed again today. And Stoolers are far more one dimensional without Williams than the chefs are
>>64787264
Fuck off to reddit you tripfagging piece of shit. That goes for all tripfags if you read this you dicksmooches.
>>64787307
>>64787206
when I say St.Louis I mean Busch Stadium
I could give two fucks about the Rams
>>64787295
You're underrating McCarron tbqh
>>64787301
>>64787315
I don't go to reddit
>try to discuss the game
>get told to go to reddit
lmao
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BRIAN HOYER JUST KILLED HIMSELF
Steelers winning senpai
>>64787294
>>64787303
Both true. Broncos shouldn't want to see them in the playoffs
>>64787310
Steelers will style on the broncos D though where the cheifs have no chance
>>64787281
they do seem pretty scary at this point. you don't win 11? straight games and not scare some people
>SPORTSCENTER
to the extreme
>tfw when germans get best commentators
>>64777238
I need an explanation of this gif
>Ice Ice Baby
Literal meme game.
>>64787332
No, he's just dead on the inside.
home alone is the goat movie and theres nothing ANY of u faggot neets can do about it
>>64787347
Go take a look at those 11 games. They are quite the luckiest team ever.
Can we get a AJ McCarron JUST image?
We'll need it later on in the game.
STOP
>>64787331
should've known these threads are only there for shitposting
>>64787387
is that the movie where joe pesci molstered that little kid
>>64787340
I was saying the Broncos have a less chance against the chefs, not unlike the way the Bengals have a lesser chance against the stoolers than another AFC team
>>64787366
i thought they were all shit
Bungles are shit but anytime the Stoolers lose is a good day. I live in Dallas and there are so many fucking bandwagon Stoolers fans.
>>64787394
I hope you fucking stoolers you cocky fuckers
>>64787398
HAMMER TIME
>>64787413
Austrian commentator Mustard race
Though I have to say the new German ones are decent too considering they are just starting out
>>64787392
doesn't matter. it's still 11 teams beaten in a row
>>64787413
I linke buschi and motzkus is also nice
Who Beng/a/ls here?
fuck of coach you white shill
>mfw the chefs toxins almost put me to sleep
Could Cowher be anymore fucking biased? He's turning into Ditka
WHERE CAN I WATCH DA GAME
Patriots fan.
Who should I root for?
goddamn cincys helmets are beautiful
who 513 here
>>64787477
online
