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>Conor admits he is scared of Frankie
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10734624/blockbuster-conor-mcgregor-vs-rafael-dos-anjos-holly-holm-vs-miesha
>Goofs BTFO
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10732102/donald-cerrone-fined-by-ufc-for-violating-outfitting-policy-at-ufc-on
>Nick Diaz is being freed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10731854/nick-diaz-proposed-settlement-agreement-on-agenda-for-next-nevada
>Dana White Lookin' for a Fight
Pilot: https://youtu.be/MbBD7gmpDCQ [Embed]
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/_9bPA38TaJ0 [Embed]
>Legal Free Fights
Arlovski vs Browne: https://youtu.be/IB5HFEpTVps
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1st for /a/
in for GOAT
Could you beat an octopus in a fight? Pride Rules.
Who had the worst chin to skill ratio?
Was it Jonathan Goulet?
>conor press conferences, embeddeds etc are back soon
it's a good time lads
>>64761048
Duffee
>>64761050
comfy tbqh
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
>Brock
Wwe meme
>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue
>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme
>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers
>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
>>64761017
pic unrelated
>>64761050
NOT CONFIRMED
>>64761048
does cowboy have the worst heart to skill ratio?
fucking hell the report captchas are impossible
>>64761077
>still doubting
>>64761034
reminder to leave cuckposting on leddit.
>>64761048
Melvin Manhoef
How much would you pay to watch Arianny vs Palmer?
>>64761068
Did you seriously take a copypasta and change the word memes to maymays?
>>64761085
cowboy is a meme fighter t b h
>>64761048
ruslan karaev
>>64761108
I agree but that seems like an unpopular opinion
>>64761085
Cowboy just needs to go train with Matt Brown a bit so he can learn how to survive bodykicks and come back huge
>1/30 - UFC on Fox 18: The Cucking of Ryan Bader
I think you'd be surprised. I think you'd be very surprised. Also Rumble will be drained because no IVs and can't mask his roids. No brain fluid. Bader never missed weight and has secret collegiate weight cutting techniques. Bader will heem him.
>>64761108
>>64761118
What the fuck is a "memefighter"
>>64761142
One who is bad but overhyped due to a singular personality trait that makes them popular with fans
>>64760997
that thing is fucking huge holy shit
>>64761170
you're aware this is not real, are you?
>>64761170
Joe?
>>64761137
Either Rumble unloads with an H-Bomb of a punch and KOs Bader or Bader trains intelligently and grinds his way to a decision victory by pushing his takedown and cardio advantage. Either way this isn't going to be a war.
>>64761137
Bader looked pretty decent striking wise in his last outing, keeping Rashad flustered for the entire fight with those constant lead hand hooks and jabs as Rashad tried to close, and those sneaky lancing uppercut with his power hand when he had the initiative.
However, I'd still bet on Rumble.
>>64761203
Bader has no chin
He got dropped by fucking Tito
>>64761162
I've never seen people say he was even champion material. He's just an entertaining fighter. People like to see muay thai
>>64761210
I'm giving Bader a good chance. The odds are too stacked in Rumble's favor.
>>64761230
He is a journeyman like Gus.
Could you get close /heem/?
What's the most JUST fight and aftermath you've ever seen. Excluding Aldo v. Conor, Zingano v. Ronda or Ronda v. Holm. For me it has to be Chris Cariaso v. Mighty Mouse.
>show up at staredown in baggy suit look like a little boy trying on your dad's clothes
>this is the only time you're seen on Embedded
>you don't even get to talk on camera
>be the biggest underdog in UFC history (I think)
>just BTFO easily
>show up to post fight presser
>be wearing shitty baggy suit
>don't get asked a single question because Conor is there
>Conor going on about making a fuck ton of money
>meanwhile you got paid like 12/12
>now you're the ultimate journeyman and will probably get cut soon
Did he died?
>>64761254
Yo what the fuck is Wandy wearing on his feet?
I do construction. I have a mohawk. Today, the plumber says "Hey nice haircut." And before I could say thanks, he says "Are you gonna make it look like conor mcgregor?" I couldnt fucking believe it. I said "fuck no. fuck conor. I wanted Aldo to win." Then the dude tried to imply that aldo got paid to take a dive and so then I was like fuck this goof and went back to doing what I was doing. Then later he found me and we got to talking ufc. He mentioned how it's rare to come across other fight fans. This is an older latino dude, I'd say mexican but he was pretty dark. And I say old like 40s.
Anyways tl;dr met a fight fan on the job. We had a pleasant conversation. Remember to like and subscribe to my blog.
>>64761252
Cowboy's not even that good.
>>64761210
>keeping Rashad flustered for the entire fight
While that's definitely true you can't forget that that was Rashad's first fight in 2 years. He didn't look like his usual self, and he remained flustered like you said the entire fight
>>64761266
glorious toe-shoes. Rogan swears by them
>>64761252
The point being?
>>64761270
>tried to imply that aldo got paid to take a dive
That's not a fight fan you goof
>>64761270
Hey man liked and subscribed
>>64761270
>I do construction
>I have a mohawk
>>64761300
Thats what I thought too but the dude was bringing up fights like bj vs diego and cruz.
>>64761252
Gus is going to be champ as all the competiteon will leave anyways, DC is retireing soon, Jones is moving up, and even though I think he would take Rumble in a rematch Rumble is leaving soon aswell.
>>64761344
LHW is truly dead then.
>>64761270
Post mohawk or this is fake
Honestly how many fights have you had in your life and what's your record?
>>64761341
Did he have Fight Pass?
How does he watch events? Does he sit alone at home or does he get 7 or 8 buddies over and have a cheap night?
Does Joe Rogan make him think?
>>64761372
Every division above WW seems like it's just a couple retirements away from being totally dead in the water.
>>64761089
>being casual
>>64761372
LHW and HW have been shit for a while, WW and MW are the GOAT divisions now
>>64761380
I placed third in 2 wrestling tourneys. That's all I achieved in combat sports, but I'm thinking about competing in boxing.
>>64761393
>>64761388
True but it makes me sad. I love seeing big dudes go after each other.
>>64761380
I'm 400-0
>UFC 195 thrill and agony out
>no UFC 194 yet
the fuck
>>64761397
Division 1 wrestler. Considering picking up boxing to get into MMA. Jiu Jitsu is for fags anyway right?
>>64761402
REAL Fight Fans prefer the technical excitement of the most technical division mighty mouse and the flyweights they're just so technical every fight is like a university course in how to technically fight
and STILL
>>64761410
lmao did rickson even lift?
>>64761420
Enjoy my rubber guard
who did this?
>>64761435
charlie weidman looks like a nice guy who would be scary when he's mad
>>64761446
You did
>>64761420
y-yeah totally. It's not like I would totally pick it up if there was a gym in my town anyways..
>>64761446
me
People who train casually, what kind of injuries have you sustained so far?
>>64761397
>>64761420
Guys is it worth picking up kickboxing for fitness? I've never been in a fight but played a lot of different sports
>>64761446
You
>>64761446
lel, might as well leave it anyway
>>64761458
yes.
>>64761420
if you want to get into MMA go to an MMA gym
>>64761410
Prime Rickson Gracie vs Tim Kennedy. Who wins?
>>64761474
But they're double the price and I'm poor.
>>64761452
>>64761461
wasnt me. im picking Dos Anjos to win
Was banned 3 days for posting a picture of Brendan Schaub.
Be careful Schaubposters
>>64761474
>if you want to get into MMA go to an MMA gym
Not good advice
>>64761385
He does construction so he probably has a lot of male buddies.
>>64761488
He's the smart choice but so was Aldo. I'm torn.
>>64761485
You need thai boxing in that case, if you can't clinch and kick you will have a ton of trouble in mma
>>64761485
then yeah i would go with boxing
>>64761495
how is that not good advice?
IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE THA WAY IT IS YOU SAY IT IS JUS CAUSE FOR THE PAST TWENTY YEARS IT IS
>>64761529
Y'ALL MUST HAVE FORGOT
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
OH HE'S HURT
How will Conor do against larger opponents?
>>64761574
STILL MY BOY
>>64761569
>How will Conor do when he is where she should have been
He'll probably take that belt tb(h)
>>64761569
How will Conor's opponents do against a larger Conor?
>>64761574
WERE IS MY BOY
>>64761436
Breh he's got 'I look athletic as shit not roidhead' mode. The kind that pulls mad pussy.
Don't need to lift when you're 400-0
>>64761574
He's still our boy.... ;_;
>>64761569
It's gonna hurt him if he's still holding on to his spot in FW since he won't have the ability to get bigger without putting his FW cut in danger. If he's gonna go up he should commit to it.
>>64761574
HE'S STILL MY DOG BRO
>>64761574
I JUST MIGHT GET ON TOP OF MY BOY
>>64761481
rickson has like no striking. keeps his hands down and chin up
>>64761574
HE STOLE MY TOY
>>64761574
Man I wish all sfw boards allowed sound webms... I mean for fuck's sake people it's [current year]
>his gf isn't taller than him
top kek lanklets
>>64761646
What does she see in him?
Thoughts?
>>64761646
>being smaller than a women
Literally a manlet
>>64761646
loool
>>64761646
Top kek indeed
>>64761667
meh
>>64761667
Let's hope Holm destroys her emotionally and ends her career at the same time so that she might do porn.
>>64761646
HEELS
E
E
L
S
>>64761667
>gets heemed
>does nude photoshoot
i hope she saved some money
>>64761671
You will never know the feel that is meeting a woman who engulfs you physically.
It's a good one.
>>64761667
at least she had a reason to stop pigging out and being lazy doing this
>>64761697
>trying to make himself look wider and more imposing
fucking manlets kek
>>64761697
they're both wearing heels desu
>>64761701
What will she do if she gets heemed again?
>>64761705
Most attractive girl I've ever met was a 6'3" basketball player. It was only an inch but I'm not used to meeting girls taller than me. I jerked off to the thought of her for days.
claim your fightfu /heem/
>>64761496
this was confirmed bs, her boyfriend or brother or soemthing is learning welding and she put on his stuff just to make one of those pictures.
>>64761764
Hunto for life
>>64761764
>niggers cant play the race card against irish because irish are white niggers
>>64761775
You really think somebody would do that? Just pick up a texta and write lies?
>>64761764
>>64761793
Well black Irish was a thing for a while. Still a fucking stupid thing to say.
>>64761764
>>64761667
wew
Does anyone know in how many bongs CES MMA 32 starts?
>>64761793
Conor wants that red panty night so bad.
>>64761793
Maybe Mayweather will fight him in five years when he's nearly retired and nobody's interested in the fight anymore
>>64761793
>>64761825
to be fair Mayweather brought up Conor first.
>tfw even Mayweather is talking about Conor
>>64761710
oh damn that's harsh
>>64761841
nah. MMA Journalists first came to Conor and asked him if he would fight Mayweather. It's what they do, Mayweather is the red panty night for everyone
>>64761841
Pretty sure Conor called him out earlier, and so did Ronda when she was preparing for Bethe.
Will Bethe ever win in the UFC again?
>>64761908
>handegg culture
>>64761191
that octopus would submit you in the first minute if it ever heard you say that irl
>>64761940
I wouldn't let it get close
>>64762012
It's cute that you think you would have any say in the matter.
>>64761940
That octopus was never my friend.
>>64761793
What's Floyd complaining about?
"I support black Americans first" - Floyd Mayweather
Of course the white Irish support the white Irish first.
Conor should have just ignored Mayweather on that.
>>64762074
Free publicity
>>64762074
I know it will never happen but I would pay serious money to see conor destroying that piece of shit.
>>64762045
U are right
>>64762109
Conor would be embarrased in boxing and floyd in mma
>>64762129
conor could beat up floyd but floyd is better at patty cake? bit of a non sequitur there sven
>>64762129
We are talking about "fighting" here friend, not 10 rounds of running away like a littile bitch
>>64761114
Wasn't he the guy that stole priceless art pieces?
>>64762173
Yeah.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2013/4/17/4234862/k-1-ruslan-karaev-art-theft
>>64761380
i'm 15-2-1 street fights n boxing matches combined
>>64761281
Yeah true. Overall I've never really been that impressed by Rashad's standup even when he's on his game...
>>64762164
>>64762163
>fighting
>rules
It's a sport lads
>>64762215
next you're going to tell me that mma isn't violent, just competitive
>>64762207
>losing
>>64762191
Kickboxers steal art
Mixed Martial Artists steal purses
Boxers steal ???
>tfw niggers cant use the muh oppression card on McGregor
>>64762074
Irish people were treated like shit for generations by the english then they came to america to be treated like shit by the kkk.
none of you niggers ever watch gangs of new york
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyxu594PXpM
>>64762215
> combat sport
> try not to get hit the whole time and win
>>64762215
>>64762234
Faber vs Cruz on the subject is a pretty good listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53mTeHYiNos
About 6m10s into the video
>>64762249
time
>>64762271
i wonder how blacks rationalize saying all "Euro-Americans" have been evil oppressors when they read about the various Irish massacre sites, Germans getting beaten up, stabbed, churches burned, forced to change names, etc. They should focus on the real enemy - the eternal Anglo
>>64761667
Thoughts?
>>64762272
good movie tbqh
>>64762272
The Wind That Shakes The Barley is a good watch too
>>64762301
This post is nonsensical. Please delete it.
>>64762301
I like to blame the Romans for fucking up Europe
>>64762316
diamonds
>>64762316
BREHS...
>>64762289
You can tell Cruz thought Faber was retarded for even thinking along those lines
Imagine how good international MMA would be if the Mongols hadn't razed half the planet back in the day
>>64762316
Wonder where this was taken. The photo originally has Icelandic on it from Snapchat.
lads CES MMA 32 is streaming live in hd at
http://zunox.hk/zunox1.html
come get ur friday night mma fix
also on axs tv if u have it
>>64762360
>this is a simulated deathmatch, and you haven't simulated anybody's death yet
>>64762394
heemspeak?
>>64762394
b-but i was gonna have a wank
>>64762289
Does anybody have their full match?
>>64762363
That wouldn't make your shitty island have any good fighters
>>64762399
>Simulated death match
>ref there to stand you up if there's no longer any action
>rounds with breaks in between
>protective gloves
>rules against eye gouging and biting
Faber is literally a retard
So is Domin8r taking the strap from the dummy?
>>64762419
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME
>>64762446
No, dominator will try and use his spastic footwork and get caught
>>64762435
They have to try and prevent any permanent injuries, otherwise no one would want to do it. Half the fighters would be blind after their first fight
>>64762490
Yuki Nakai :(
>>64762490
No shit but that's also why it's a sport and not literal death combat.
>>64762531
and he still won
Do male weebs adopt anime accents or is it just the females?
>>64762552
and demanded to fight Rickson even with his eye totally ruined
that bushido spirit man...
>>64762568
oops, wrong thread, but still my question stands
lads come to heemspeak and chat about the fights on tonight and the upcoming fights lined up
teamspeak server: ts41.gameservers.com:9185
>>64762571
some people dont know when to stop m8
Floyd Mayweather, don't ever bring race into my success again. I am an Irishman. My people have been oppressed our entire existence. And still very much are. I understand the feeling of prejudice. It is a feeling that is deep in my blood.
In my family's long history of warfare there was a time where just having the name 'McGregor' was punishable by death.
Do not ever put me in a bracket like this again.
If you want we can organise a fight no problem.
I will give you a fair 80/20 split purse in my favour seen as your last fight bombed at every area of revenue.
>>64762568
>>64762586
I'm disgusted for sharing a flag with you
Can we take a second and talk about how great Dan "Heterosexual Freddie Mercury" Severn is?
>>64762610
don't worry, my question's intent was mean-spirited
>>64762638
a true pioneer and one of the most boring fighters of all time
>>64762613
>>64762621
i wasnt talking to you, everyone knows i'm the only american that can bring the bantz
>>64762638
I respect no man who partakes in fixed fights.
>>64762672
fair dinkum
>>64762609
Actual Irishman here:
>My people have been oppressed our entire existence.
hyperbole - oppression is a part of irish history, but the entirety? doubt it m8
>And still very much are
basically entirely bollocks unless you live in a rough area of belfast
>I understand the feeling of prejudice. It is a feeling that is deep in my blood.
the likelihood that he was discriminated against on a regular basis over his nationality is very slim, especially having grown up in potatoland with the rest of us
>In my family's long history of warfare there was a time where just having the name 'McGregor' was punishable by death.
dunno what he's on about here. maybe the tans didn't like mcgregors or some shite
>>64762609
>The Irish pretending to be oppressed in 2016
>>64762700
As an Irishman you ought to be well aware of the international small man syndrome ireland has, where unless you're saying ultra nice things about the country, then you're oppressing it.
>>64761574
I WOULD FUCK HIM IN THE BOY
>>64761380
3-2
>>64762700
Are you guys nice to tourists? Is it a place worth seeing?
>>64761380
1-3
>>64761574
What does Chris say to his dad when he sees him grab the mic? It looks something like "Dad, stop..."
>>64762777
>Dad C'moooon
>HE IS STILL MY BOY
>Damn it dad
>>64762777
>18 years of being abused by my brothers and now this
>>64762394
Tan Dan sighting!
WHO /WERDUM/ HERE?
>you can literally hear the skin explode
>>64761017
who was he flicking off?
>>64762871
>>64762895
Aldo's corner. Then he made it rain on them.
>>64762638
by the way I just watched Dallas Buyers Club, great movie senpaitachi
>>64762765
Irish people have a reputation for being friendly and sincere. This is of course, a generalisation, but I've been told this by people who moved to live here and shit, so I don't think it's necessarily empty compliments.
There will always be people who aren't nice to tourists, and North Americans have a stereotype here of being the kind of tourist "visiting to explore their Irish roots", which gets plenty of eye-rolls.
>Is it a place worth seeing?
I dunno to be honest, maybe it's interesting from the perspective of an outside. If you do come, visit Dublin, it's got the most shit to do from a tourist's perspective
>As an Irishman you ought to be well aware of the international small man syndrome ireland has, where unless you're saying ultra nice things about the country, then you're oppressing it.
Dunno about that desu senpai, some people like to get emotionally fired up from reading about the country's historically shitty past and pretend that it's still tangibly relevant today
That said, fuck Cromwell and god bless Michael Collins
not a big fan of teamspeak lads
mics and names are for nerds
Did Conor btfo of all African Americans by pointing out that they aren't the only group to ever be discriminated against?
It'll be interesting to see how black UFC fighters react.
>>64762895
>flicking
>>64762923
Agreed. A movie with trannies that wasn't a complete sjw circ jerk.
>>64762924
Thanks for the insight m8, I will probably visit the place someday.
>>64762930
Yeah. Are we going to start a World of Warcraft guild next?
>>64762932
Are you being serious?
>>64762924
Who's you're favourite Irish saint?
>>64762951
it was though
Since people are talking about movies how is Making a Murderer? Which isn't a movie. I was listening to the Schaubcast and Brenda gave it the Onnit approval. Also Michael Rappaport called Bryan Callen faggot fuck face piece of shit when he said he watched it.
Will Chinese people ever get good at MMA?
Will the Japanese ever get good at MMA again?
Why are Koreans so good at MMA?
>>64762980
saint patty :^)
>>64761764
ayy lmao
>>64762980
I'm not all that deep into religion breh, but St. Brigit is pretty dope because we got to make those crosses out of rushes in primary school and that was a bit of craic innit
I bet you were hoping I'd say Patrick and then do the big "HE WAS WELSH/BRITISH" reveal, but I'm such a sly cunt that I saw it a mile away
Imagine growing up with the name Ashley Gooch
>>64763020
Related question, when will the Turks, the rest of the middle east, and India get into MMA? They're all big on wrestling and put contenders into the Olympics all the time.
>You realise no one can take that left
“It’s a fighter that we truly believe we can beat,” he said. “He’s coming from a lower division, and he can be sure that he’ll face a strong champion who will not change his style. McGregor has already proven to be a great athlete, but we have five rounds to beat him and Rafael is coming in hungry to beat him, not only physically but spiritually, and to break his soul inside the Octagon. I bet Rafael will finish him in a brutal way, the same way he has finished his last fights."
>where were you when the meme died?
mcgoobers luck has ran out and it's over, he's done and all of you will witness it.
>>64763037
>patty
pls no
>>64762985
it wasn't, in fact it was pretty much anti-left with its anti-government regulation message
since people are talking about movies post your favorite one and i'll tell you if you are gay or cool
>>64763074
the meme isn't over until connor's head clatters on the canvas
>>64763020
>Why are Koreans so good at MMA?
So good? Only compared to Australia
>>64763112
rocky three
>>64763066
Indians would wreck shit if they got good mho, there are so many lanky Dhalsims over there.
>>64763066
Very good question, all of that violence in the region and yet they don't have many significant contenders in mma. Could be the lack of infrastructure but doubt it.
>>64763112
raging bull
favorite animated movie is mind game
>>64762940
i didn't know how else to put it m8
>>64763112
Skyrim
>>64763112
Star Wars Episode 7: The Force Awakens
>>64763020
china will get good fighters when they stop believing in voodoo and approach training with the same methodological rigor they do, say, weightlifting. which will only happen if mma becomes more popular and brings international prestige.
japs have lost all fire and the only ones who fight are losers.
koreans are willing to learn and adapt. better diet and strength and conditioning. culture is more confrontational/combative.
>>64763146
Flipping them off would be the way I think most people would say it though I've heard flicking someone off often enough to think both are acceptable.
>>64763137
i can't picture poointheloos enjoying combat sport much, their culture is too pacifistic
It took Conor 32 months to go from 0-0 in the UFC to the champ
11 of those were recovering from knee surgery
So it took him 21 months of fighting, it would have taken 17 months had Aldo not pussied out of UFC 189
Conor fought 7 times in 21 months or once every 3 months
CONOR BLESS
