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As soon as the show starts and she walks on the stage, there will be a thunderous applause, maybe some tears, then the rest of the show will be an absolute trainwreck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5hDMQ61UDI

Looks like Holly will fight someone else before Ronda
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Why are you guys talking about this SNL thing, won't it just be another everyone wanks over Rousey?
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Previous thread >>64733045
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5th for baruto
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fanzants?
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>Implying you wouldn't eat Ronda's asshole while she's being knocked out so you can feel her sphincter tense around your tongue

Faggots
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Very nice OP

Appedciate the effort put into it
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>>64741693
Can an unfunny bad actor successfully host SNL? I basically never watch it.
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>>64741739
Thats what the entire show is comprised of
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Is McGoobs a meme or the real deal?
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>>64741739
Well she is a joke
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Phil Kwabina Davis is 31 years old and has been competing in professional cagefights since 2008. Last September, he won the Bellator LHW Grand Prix by way of two emphatic first round stoppage victories.
What lies ahead for the man?
Will he be invited to take part in the Rizin Fighting Federation?
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>>64741689

Hi slow poke
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>>64741771
He still needs to beat _________
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>>64741779

Hey what's up?
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>>64741781
Frankie
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>>64741654
I have always wondered the kind of people that take the time to create content like in OPs picture, seriously, good for you guys.
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this blab shit is a joke

another startup bites the dust
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>>64741778
phil vs fedor would be a good fight
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>>64741706
>tell me again about how Akebono's neck skin burst open
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>>64741654
nice OP pic
everything else is virtually
identical
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You now remember Fedor never joined UFC due to drug testing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f1EPOFa0iM
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>>64741735
Nice doctored photo senpai

this is what she really looks like
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>>64741869
How much did Fedor earn in his Affliction tenure? I remember hearing back when that Arlovski got a pretty fat payday for his appearance.
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>>64741897
JUST
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>>64741897
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>>64741735
>The white paint really brings the goosebumps out on the left buttcheek
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>>64741881

>More people are hyped for DC vs Jones 2 than Gus vs Jones 2

I thought gus vs Jones was the fight of the decade
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>>64741946

Gus will get rekt in the rematch
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>>64741897

>I was once the most dominant athlete ya know
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>>64741735

How does anyone find this picture hot? Her butt is a literal iron board.
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>>64741735
you do realize they photoshop the shit out of these photos to make her look amazing
>still would tho
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>>64741954
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>>64741992
>photoshop

That picture was leaked by the photographer before Rousey was even announced as taking part in it, I doubt it's photoshopped
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>>64742011
>leaked
you mean publicity stunt
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>>64742011
Haahahaahahhaahhaahhaah
TMZ treating you well lad
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>>64741781
cocaine addiction
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>>64742011

>leaked
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>>64742088
McGoat does not do cocaine
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When Holly Holm loses to Miesha Tate. Will Dana be happy that Ronda can easily be champ again, or will he be sad that the Holm rematch won't have as much hype.
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Why did it take so fucking long for an mma fighter to reach wrastlin' level banter?
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>>64742177
Because it's a Sport, not Sport Entertainment. It's all about the best fighter you goof
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>>64742177
king of manlets.jpg
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>>64742177
because there hasnt been any relevant british/irish/aussie fighter.

Everyone knows they bring the best bants
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>>64742166
>When Holly Holm loses to Miesha Tate.

lol
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>>64742009
imagine if Gus had long hair

wouldn't that be hot?
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Have the people saying Miesha will beat holly ever seen Miesha fight?
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>>64742262
Fighting and training with long har is a bitch
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>>64741771
>put the fight game in the bag and step away from the vehicle

fucking goat, you guy's wish you had someone like him
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>>64742286

I don't think they have.
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>>64742177

he's

>the duke

now
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>>64742300
shit gets in the way at practice
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Guys, I must admit that I feel threatened. It seems like there's another estonian shitposting on /heem/ so it might get confusing for everybody. I demand an IP ban for the other dude, the one who wrote "Mighty Mouse" as the last post of the previous thread.
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>>64742361
>estonia
>relevant
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Will Aldo beat Frankie for the vacated FW title?
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Will Dana make McGoober face this guy? Or does the goof need to get a dog
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>>64742361
It's just a proxy fag using your flag to avoid a ban
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>>64742361
it'll be fine, you flag will mean nothing is all. like canada, america etc. i think there is up to 3 germans. believe it or not
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>>64742390
>mcgregor's being protected from frankie because he has great takedowns, gnp and gas tank

good thing he's fighting RDA then.
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>>64742371
> Implying Baruto wouldn't suffocate your boy Stipe from every top position in the book.
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>>64742430
Frankie is a better wrestler than RDA, he took down guys bigger than him no problem at all

I took Fronkie lightly too many times, thought he was going to lose the BJ fights, the Maynard rematch, and Benson. The guy is the real life Rocky, the perpetual underdog.
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Anyone not respect Connor at all because he's been a featherweight up to now?
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>>64742446
you're talking to edgar's no 1 fan, he's a nightmare for mcgregor, but the "mcgregor's been protected/he'll meet his match THIS time" meme is getting stale
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Is she hotter than prime Brittney?
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>>64742423
DNBs
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10732602/joseph-benavidez-vs-zach-makovsky-set-for-ufc-196
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>>64742486
yes. Also please don't post any more pictures of her, she's a pure beauty that doesn't need to be seen by the vile eyes of those visiting 4chan. Thanks.
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>>64742475
I'm not his biggest fan, but he does get underestimated a lot, how can you not root for the underdog, Mick.

He even started finishing people lately, after he got nearly KOed in the Gray and Benson fights. Instead of becoming 200% more safe than he was, he didn't care and started knocking motherfuckers out.

It does suck how he has those razor close fights though, he made the 155 division a mess with all those rematches
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>>64742514
shut up
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>>64742486
she's literally a human vegetable. Each time I glance at her during weigh-ins, she seems to have no idea where she is and why.
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>>64742475
Dunno man. I feel like Chad's first round against Conner said a lot. And Frankie has infinite cardio.

I think the matchup will be as much of a nightmare for the UFC as Mcgregor though. Nobody wants to see the banter king get wrestlefucked for 5 rounds.
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https://youtu.be/W8Sd6U0yutM
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>>64742527
Please don't bully me.
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>>64742361
Is this the "Baruto effect" in action? Does Estonia shut down when Baruto fights?
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>>64742486
> hotter
no

> more qt
maybe
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>>64742555
Take it easy, guys. You're talking about someone's daughter.
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>http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10732678/ufc-champion-luke-rockhold-rematch-chris-weidman-next-fight-mma-news

ENOUGH.
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>>64741654
2
inch
reach
ad
vantage
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>>64742441
Y-you could put in a good word for me, right? I don't want to get crushed to death beneath all those sweaty fat rolls
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>>64742570

>Yoel Romero, he had his opportunity to go show up and earn a title shot and I think he underperformed. I want a guy the fans are going to demand and want. Unfortunately he couldn't fight the second and the third round. This is about selling a fight and making money and it's business. As much as I want to go out and fight whoever, this is a long training camp, it's a championship training camp and I want to do it for the right fight, the right paycheck and the right time.

>The city of Luke Cuckold
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>>64742570

Why Chris got fucking rekt
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>>64742514
>Also please don't post any more pictures of her
ok, just webms then
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>>64742570
Is Luke Rockhold an asshole?

>recently said he thinks Yoel doesn't deserve a title shot
>said he doesn't want to fight on 199 cause 200 will overshadow it
>now says he want to rematch Chris

The guy just became a champ and he's already trying to run the show. No more rematches, have mercy.
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>>64742600
He took the brunt of it from trying that meme kick though
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>>64742570
>Hey guys, know how we have this former champ and new champ, two of the better draws in the division?
>yeah
>They should fight each other again so we can have one fight we've already seen instead of two new interesting fights.

UFC Bizness 101
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>>64742552
Nobody cared for Baruto's fight much. People were very negative towards it. Estonians as a nation find MMA to be too barbaric to be considered a sport. I'd say about 80% predicted his loss.
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>>64742605
l-lewd
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>>64742570
No way they go through with that. The writing's on the wall, it's Weidman/Jacare and Rockhold/Romero, with wildcard Bisping getting a shot if he takes Silva to the nether realm without a shirt to go home on
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>>64742605
It's just a prank gone sexual
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>>64742569
post your daughter
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>>64742570

STILL MY BOY
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>>64742542
little know fact about that camp; conor had 2 stem cell treatments in the run up to it, his knee is never going to 100% again.
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>>64742570
Chris needs a win to prove he can do a good weight cut and keep his position pressure style
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who /colin mcgregor/ here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNF8ergstSk
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Do we know who is going to be commentating the Dillashaw vs Cruz card yet? I'd hope for the meme dream team of Rogan/Goldie, but realistically I'll be happy with anyone that isn't Jon Anik
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Ronda is gonna retire this year, cap this post
>Holly immediate rematch that the UFC badly wants is at least postponed
>she's already doing photoshoots again
>has to be in multiple movies already
>she also left judo after she lost some matches
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>>64742570
>Everyone gets a rematch
>Except if your name is Aldo lol faggot
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>>64742646
It's going to be Rogan/Goldie
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>>64742638
It hasn't been 100% in years.
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>>64742633
That reminds me of a question I had in my dreams last night.
Hey /heem/, which fighters are /still your boy/? The ones who have slipped from their high throne, been derided by the masses, but you still love them the way a dad loves his youngest boy.
For me, it's
>Anderson Silva
>Aldo
>Kikuno
>Gomi
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>yfw The Chris throws ANOTHER memekick
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>>64742570
>Poll at the bottom
>Who should be Luke's first title defense
>CM Punk unironically has around 250 votes

It's all just a prank bros, right?
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I've got Weidman in the rematch tbqh.
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>>64742659
Worst knees in the game even?
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10733622/frank-mir-vs-mark-hunt-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-brisbane

Spicy banger?
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>>64742662

>pic
also Pat Barry

Would say Forrest but most people love him anyways
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>>64742690

Mir gets heem'd inside of 20 seconds
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>>64742690
>heavyweight
>spicy banger
lmao
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>>64742673
/StillontheTeam/
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>>64742690
If the Mir that fought Duffee shows up, then we're gonna see some serious pepperoni
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>>64742662
Todd Duffee. Been my boy since he got goofed on by Russow
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>>64742569
i'll make you my daughter in a second you little fucking bitch boy. I fucking wish you would get in my gaurd you i could crush your small girlish neck you liddle twerp
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>>64742670
The Chris is a such a doofus he just might
>haha this time he DEFINITELY won't expect it!
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>mighty mouse LITERALLY streaming RIGHT NOW

twitch/mightymouseufc125
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>>64742673
I don't like Weidman but I got him on the rematch too. Luke was looking worse and worse in that fight until the memekick, in fact they both weren't their best. Luke's coach said Weidman wasn't very fresh coming into the fight, so it kinda balanced things with Luke's staph infection. We couldn't really see what they both had.
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>>64742763
he should stream his suicide, then I'll watch
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>>64742795
>not liking DJ

jesus brazil sliding into mma irrelevance has made you bitter
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>>64742770
All true but immediate rematches are fucking cancer
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>>64742795
that is very edgy.
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NO TOUCH
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>>64742808
I just don't like DJ "fans who don't like me are dumb" Johnson.

Can't like a guy who shits on people who pay his bills desu senpai
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>>64742770
Also, before and even after the fight all of Luke's coaches and teammates said he looked sharp as ever in the sparring leading up the fight, but then he is suddenly hugely affected by the staph during the fight. I think no IV affected him a lot more than he wants to admit and is blaming it all on the antibiotics (although I'm sure they played a role as well). I believe he was one of the most vocal critics of the IV bans when it was announced.
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>>64742770
Okay so if the rematch becomes a reality, how do you see it going down? I think they're very well matched and it would be a gritty battle right to the 5th round bell, barring any huge mistakes made by either party. One significant difference I feel though is that Rockhold has a lot more defensive savvy on the bottom whereas Chris doesn't seem to have that going for him.
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>>64742832
>that Rogan giggle of excitement when they don't touch gloves
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>>64742655
I believe you, but do you have a source for that? Seems like a lot of the Fox/FS1 cards are handled by the B-team of announcers
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>>64742855
The Boston card is special. Rogan and Goldie did the same card last year when it was McGregor vs siver in Boston. This isn't a regular fs1 card. They are doing a special on Fox for it on Saturday. It is being promoted like a ppv or UFC on fox card.
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>>64742839
Coaches and teammates will always say the fighter is looking sharp, the only time I ever seen otherwise was when Holm's own teammates were picking Ronda over her. That's just stupid.

>>64742841
I don't know how it would go down, but I think Chris was winning that fight, maybe not on the scorecards but a finish was coming or he would win rounds 4 and 5.

Chris is probably going to take Rockhold's striking more seriously now and try and wrestlefuck him.
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>You know remember the Henderson vs Boetsch fight night

Just rewatched the event on fight pass, definately one of the most underrated cards from last year
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>>64742891
I mean, Javier Mendez was specifically asked afterwards if he noticed Luke being affected his his staph in the lead up to the fight and he said he looked strong as ever in training but then he looked slower in the fight. If Luke had a hard camp there wouldn't be a reason to hide it afree the fact.
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>>64741708
in
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Why has the MGM Grand been used for 194, 195 and 196?
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>>64742922
Cain's team said he looked absolutely 100% and we all saw how he gassed the fuck out. It's a mind game, no one wants to admit a fighter is weak before the fight.
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>>64742926
lol
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>>64742947
He said this after the fight.
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Why is Mitrione +140 against Browne?

Shouldn't he be like +250?
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>>64742981
it's the Edmond-factor.
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>>64742981
Because they should stand and bang and Mitrione can test his chin
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>>64742981
>
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>>64742981

Cause HW fights are a coin toss
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>>64742964
Oh I get it, sorry. I don't know, maybe Mendez was just retarded. Anyway, who else is /joannap4pbestchampion/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7heerd9dSZI
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Will Roy Nelson ever fight again?

Whose left for him to fight
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>>64743006
Here

https://youtu.be/YkCzu-NRfMI
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>>64742981

Mitrione has good stand up

He jsut does retarded shit all the time and loses
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>>64743018
Rosholt
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>>64742915
>that moment when Proctor sat back on the guillotine-type choke and Edwards went limp with his arms down by his side
>shawn jordan's lead leg hook kick memery
>rivera making bruce leeroy's afro dance
>birchak ruining our picks by destroying soto instantly
>ortega's foty-tier war with tavares
>the idiocy of mitrione and rothwell's cheesy talking after
>boetsch sacrificing himself bravely
you're right, that was a damn good card
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>>64743018

He's fighting Rosholt at 196.

Ultimate dadbod fight.
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>>64743025
My god that POV at 0:31
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>>64742981
Heavyweights.

Fights are a literal coinflip
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>>64742954
Look at what you and your wigger girl did anon
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>mfw /heem/ hangs itelf after mcgoat becomes 2 weight world champion AND STILL HASNT FOUGHT ANYBODY
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>>64743071
strangely enough, that was the first time I ever found PVZ kinda cute.
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>>64743049
Schaub and Mitrione are dadbod. Those two are fat.
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>>64743060
>ywn impregnate her in a bathtub
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>>64743074
>mfw he drops RDA with one punch in 15 seconds
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>>64743066
Very true unless a wrestlefucker is involved.
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>>64743047
Pretty great, sad that not many people remember it. Going to dump some webms I have saved from that night. Wish I had more of the finishes, only have 6 webms and 2 are different angles of Proctor's vicious guillotine
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>>64743108
That would literally be insane
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>>64743110
>>64743047
Such a sexy guillotine, too
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>>64743113
Did he used to be really fat or something? All that loose skin
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>>64743131
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>>64743131
Is Guillotine the best submission?
I think only a rear naked choke comes close
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>>64743141
I pop a stiffy every time I see a d'arce choke.
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>>64743137
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Why are the only colours for Reebok
>Black with some white on it
>White with some black on it

Why not just fully black or fully white and if there's a need for another colour, how about not making it the colour of the other guys shorts?
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>>64743159
McGregor got some special shorts though didn't he?
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>>64743031
>filename
Her face is weird. Unsymmetrical two-face.
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>yfw the Chris plays Starcraft 2 and Counterstrike
if he gets bopped by Cuckhold again that nigga better set up a stream
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>>64742542
25 minutes is a long time to lay and pray that you don't eat that left a single time.
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>>64743167
I'll take the far right thanks
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>>64742954
jake shields is a munster
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takes a lot of energy to be a rockstar
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>>64742605
Thanks for the feels you fuck
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>>64743149

>>64743141
Pretty generic answer, but I don't think there's one "best" submission. Guillotine and rear naked choke are the most commonly attempted, but nearly everyone knows how to defend properly against them. I think the more obscure the sub you're going for is the higher the chance you pull it off

>>64743159
Plus Champs get "gold" which is literally just a standard pair of black shorts with their name in gold letters on the side
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>>64743165
Yeah but he's just one fighter. Everyone else has the same coloured shorts and I don't understand the choice in colour scheme for them
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>>64743141
Probably not. Looks cool as shit sometimes but goofs are always going for a dumbass guillotine and giving up top position.

Personal fave is the D'arce
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>>64743165

Cause he was interim champ and they both couldn't wear black.
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>>64743194
Last webm from the fight night I have, would love to get more if anyone else has any saved
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>>64743141
I like when someone sneaks a cheeky kimura.
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>>64743188
why does goldie always smile like he's up to some mischief
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>>64743188
They both suck at smiling.
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>>64743134
yup
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>>64743113
To be honest, i might go a couple of rounds with this can
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>>64743223
I can't stand white dudes with spanish names. Ortega should just change his name to Dylan McDude because that's what he fucking looks like.
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>>64743284
It's not like he's going to heem you with those noodle arms and I doubt he knows how to jitzoo.
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>>64743349
He looks like a Mexican with blue eyes to me.
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>>64743284
No you wouldn't.
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>>64742605
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>>64743393

I'll delete your chin you cheeky fuck if you carry on
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>>64743405
I bet you can't defend my armbar from spider web.
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>>64743405
i came on ur mum's chin lad
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what was her name again /heem/?
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>>64743006
>>64743025
>>64743060
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>>64743405

I can't let your dreams get close
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>>64743349
No one can help what last name their born with m8
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>>64743428
Photoshop: The Picture
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>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE HURT HIM WITH THAT LEG KICK

LOOKING TO FINISH THE FIGHT

>HE'S REALLY CHEWING UP THAT FRONT LEG

IT'S LOOKING REALLY RED NOW JOE

>LOOK, HE'S SWITCHING STANCE
>THEY'RE GOING TO STOP THIS FIGHT ANY MINUTE NOW
>THIS COULD BE IT
>THAT'S IT, WE'RE DONE

IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER
JUST. LIKE. THAT.
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post heems that you dont like
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>>64743240
Isn't Cuba a way better place to live than the US?
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>>64743554
But I only save heems I like
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>>64743388
I bet you don't even have a chin for me to delete you cunt
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>>64743575
u filthy casual
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Daily reminder that Tyson fury is the first heavyweight boxing champion of the world in 116 years
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>>64743557
Even the people working the tourist hotels have limited wages. If you want good nutrition, you better be in their sport centers.
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>>64743445
what if her murder was a ruse and Vitor is just a FtM tranny
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>>64743589

>That filename
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>>64743606
terrible refereeing, you've got to give the fighter a chance to recover
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>>64743575
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>>>/b/662028391

wouldn't normally link b, but they're posting uncensored Ronda bodypaint pictures.
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>>64743630
Son of a bitch
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;_;
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>>64743663
not sure if the dude is continuing, false alarm maybe.
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>>64743663
>Anonymous watermark
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>>64743655
Who made this happen? Deserves at least a 10 years in jail.
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>>64743701
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>>64743589
But I like all heems is the problem
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>>64743765

Man that fight was hard to watch, Jones beat Shogun like he stole something
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dunno if it was warranted but i really hated this guy for some reason and seeing him get knocked stiff was very satisfying
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>>64743849
Should have stuck with hockey
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>>64743849
Can someone make a list of Ultimate Satisfying KOs?

1. Rousey vs. Holm
...

Okay go
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is serbian heemer here ? hey dude, are you the guy that once got his teeth broken and asked for likes on some MMA shop on facebook for some prize and stuff ?
not trolling this really happened, was a long long time ago, probably like 5-6 years ago on 4chan, i think it was on /sp/
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>>64743892
reem vs bigfoot
bigfoot vs browne
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>>64743926
Bit of a longshot
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>>64743892
NOT gregor vs aldo
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>>64743954
He was a Serb that was training MMA, so I thought it might be some of the Serb heemers on here. I went and shared that fb page so he can win a prize, and then fix his teeth.
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>>64743673
They did him a bit raw by putting him up against a Mwekassa I think. Barry's a fun action fighter, let him bang his peers not his senpais
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>>64743892
Pendred getting BTFO by Breese >>64743797
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>>64743892
Any time Lindland got knocked out
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>>64741771
Conor McGregor is a meme. But he's the fucking TDKR CIA of memes. He isn't going away, probably ever.
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>>64743892
Hendo v Bisbing
>>
YOU GUYS

You might wanna check that /b/ thread again
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>>64744074
I'm too scared to leave the safety of blue boards
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>>64744074
it's fake

no lympics tattoo
>>
This guy comes in the club and heems your gf

What do you do?
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>>64744074
That's. That boi pussy looks delicious.
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>>64744178
Could have been before that. This looks exactly like young Ronda.
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>>64744182
why does he wear the mask?
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>>64741735
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>>64744216
for kanjiklub
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>>64744202
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Are you folks ready for our Russian overlords? I personally can't wait for a clean sweep in welterweight.
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>>64744074
>>64744178
>>64744213
She's got her wrist tattoos before the Olympic rings and they're not in the pic
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>>64744247
>Constant discussion about who the most handsome fighter is (it's Josh btw)
>TMZ level shit like
>Rogan hate/Love
>Schaub discussion
>Schaub hair color discussion
>Callen sexuality discussion
>which fighter has the best body (Josh again btw)
>Ronda discussion
>guys giving their stats out all the time and poster asking for pics
>constant bashing of female fighters looks and how men are better looking and shape
You're in the wrong thread
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>>64743765
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who don't consider Jon Jones the GOAT

I mean I hope not but there might be.
>>
>>64744379

But Conor is the GOAT
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>>64744213
but who was iPhone?
>>
>>64743798
amazing he lasted that far into the third really
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>>64744308
Can't wait for them to take over WMMA too!
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>>64744353
but I don't see any of what you mean right now, in fact I see people saying they want to smash Ronda. Don't project m8
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>>64744429
schemlenko is a hot piece. or w/e her name is
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>>64744379
DC is the only good fighter he beat.
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>>64744456
How weird was the "fighting out of Kyrgyzstan by way of Peru" thing? Did we ever send out the /heem/ detectives to figure out that chestnut?
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>It's a "But everyone he fought was actually shit" episode
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>>64744503
Let's be honest, who was Chuck Liddell's best win?
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>>64744503

No one has ever beaten anyone good

If they were good they wouldn't have beaten them
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>>64744517
Tito, and Tito's best win is Bader.

Bader is easily top 5, therefore Lidell would be above him, probably a perennial #3 behind Jon and DC.

Flawless logic
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>>64744551
there are 3 tiers in LHW actual good fighters, the great, dc and jones, the competitive gus, bader, rumble and the dangerous tito, lidell, evans.

competitive can fight and win rounds, and threaten the great, if all else they are a threat to the great, but they can lose to eachother and the dangerous,. dangerous more often then not lose to the competitive, beat each other and are molly-whopped by the good.

not sure where to put glover btw
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>>64744642
Work on your formatting ffs
>>
Which one of you niggas uses Funny MMA on Facebook? You let your guard up with that "lel" comment you fucking faggot.
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>>64744642
I've seen best Korea posts that were more coherent than this
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>>64744794
Apparently it's you m8
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>>64744815
Ah shit, you got me m9
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>>64744642
>>64744678
Actually I'm just going to rewrite this shit for you so maybe you'll learn something

There are 3 tiers of actually good fighters in LHW:
>The Great
DC and Jones

>The Competitive
Gus, Bader, Rumble

>The Dangerous
Tito, Lidell, Evans

Not sure where Glover fits desu

The Competitive tier can fight and win rounds and sometimes even threaten the Great tier. They'll lose to each other though and maybe even to the Dangerous tier, but more often than not the Competitive tier will win. The Dangerous tier will also beat each other but they'll get molly-whopped by the Great tier.
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>>64744843
Glover was pseudo-Competitive but now appears to be just Dangerous
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>>64744843
>Tito, Lidell, Evans

Those three in their current states would be murdered by Gus, Bader, or Rumble and sacrificed to the blood gods by DC or Jones.

>>64744892
We shall find out, I'm hyped for him and Gus
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why is the mma media so shit /heem/?

can we start our own news outlet?
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>>64744907
Just the thought made me kek desu
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>>64744178
Looks like she could beat rhonda
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>>64744907
What would feature on the front page of /heem/ news?
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>>64744959
bunda
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>>64744959
Schaub

All time GOAT lists would also have him as #1
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>>64744959

Conor

THEY CAN'T HANDLE DIS LEFT
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>>64744959
>BREAKING NEWS
>On the /heem/ posting exchange schaubposting has reached an all time low while sageposting continues to climb
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Which is the best site for MMA news?

I know there is bloodyelbow, cagepotato, mixedmartialarts.com and mmafighting but which is the patrician choice?
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>>64744959

We'd have a Mystic Mac prediction section for upcoming cards
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>>64744892
>>64744901
I was just making that faggots post more comprehensible. His words, not mine
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/heem/ is pretty retarded when there are no events to be honest with you
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>>64745102
no u
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>>64744959
>Schaub style & business tips
>Creepshots of Conor
>This week in bad decisions and stoppages
>Sage's 10 simple rules for tricking USADA
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>>64745010
/heem/ OPs
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>>64743031
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>>64745164
Literally the only objectively correct answer
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>>64741654
that pic: the best sports meme of the 21st century
I think I have a version on every computer I've owned
inb4 cloud
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>>64744216
Because no one cared.
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>>64744959
I'd like to imagine every fighter got their own prefix for when they're at their best
>Sea Level Cain
>Non Rockstar Ronda
>Room Temperature Robbie
>UK Event Bisping
>UFC 100 Lesnar

And so on
>>
BENAVIDEZ VS MAKOVSKY

GET READY FOR A BLOODBATH
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>>64744551
>Tito's best win is Bader.
It's actually prime Wanderlei or maybe Vitor
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>>64744907
THIS IS THE NEWS

>peace, peace sells
>>
/heem/ News

>Schaubcast Hits Over 1 Billion Downloads
>Joe Rogan Accidentally Hints at Being Gay

Add some more headlines
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>>64745102
Not enough stuff to talk about when there's a 2 week break between events
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>>64745305
>Accidentally
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>>64745312
We've just been really spoilt recently.
/heem/ also used to have far fewer posts so you probably wouldn't see a lot of the stuff you do now.
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>>64745305
>Canadian writes best UFC poem ever made

tell me it's not true and then prove your statemetn
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>>64744901
Gus and Rumble fuck people up more than Jon and DC tho, they just have worse defensive skills
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>>64745242
THESE GUYS ARE SO TECHNICAL AND SO FAST, IT'S LIKE DRAGON BALL ZED OUT THERE
>AND JOE, BENAVIDEZ HAS BEEN TRAINING WITH THE ELEVATION FIGHT TEAM
THAT'S RIGHT MIKE AND BEING UP THERE NO DISTRACTIONS AND WORKING WITH DUANE LUDWIG HE'S GONNA BE FAST LOOSE STRONG
>WHAT A GREAT CAMP THAT IS HUH JOE? NEIL MAGNY, MATT BROWN, AND OF COURSE THE FORMER 135 CHAMPION TJ DILLASHAW
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>>64745353
Nik Lentz got that in the bag


http://mmajunkie.com/2015/10/nik-lentz-writes-b-j-penn-a-poem-you-have-to-read
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>>64741739
Wayne Gretzky hosted SNL, he is THE worst actor the galaxy has ever seen, and it was still alright.
>>
>>64745376
that's actually terrible though

it's just funny because he's in the ufc
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>>64745349
Us being spoiled is also true, but at least when there's only a week break there's discussion on the upcoming event for a while. With 2 week breaks you can't really stretch an event to last that long as focus of discussion
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Ring girl ratings brought to you by Metro pcs
1.Vanessa
2. rando jap and mexican card ones
GAP
3.chrissy
4. the lovely brittany
POWER GAP
5. the beautiful Arianny

HERE. WE. GO.
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>>64745401
I didn't actually read it, just remembered he wrote it.
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>>64745409
where's chandella
>>
>>64745305
>Sage puts dick through hole in bedsheet, procreates with Paige
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>>64745305

Goldies weekly gaff section when
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>>64745409
What about the qt brazilian ring sluts and their impressive bunda?
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>>64745414
why didnt you read it
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>>64741771
Very good fighter but several years away from GOAT status. I only mention that because casuals like his trash talk and image and are constantly promoting him as GOAT, as if GSP, ASilva, Jones, etc never existed.

He's a colourful guy, and fun to watch fight or talk - but he's talked himself up into such an "invincible" persona that he'll Ronda as soon as he loses. The impact of so many people simultaneously jumping off the bandwagon will cause a tsunami.
No one cares when a loudmouth badboy tries to make a comeback, ask Tito.
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>>64745433
it's pretty long. I read it when it first was posted, but couldn't be bothered now. Only thing that I remembered was that there are some funny lines.
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alright /heem/ which fighter consistently brings us the dankest memes?

and why is it conor mcmemer?
>>
What do you think Cody Pfister is doing right now?
>>
>>64745448
there are some really funny lines to be honest

but as poetry, it's terrible. which is understandable and acceptable of course
>>
>>64745470

crying
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Who would you say the 2015 Best New Memefighter award would go to?
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>>64745409
>brittney above Arianny
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>>64741771
McGoob can't be trusted - he's always claiming he made million-dollar bets and is demanding 9-figure contracts, when we all know aprrox how much money he's made and it is very little compared to the average NFL/NBA/NHL/MLB player.So enjoy him, just don't believe what he says.
Also: lots of talk about him being gay, though I personally don't see it, or care; mind you I only follow fights, not the gossip stuff.
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>>64745470

kissing his qt gf
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What tier is your oil filter?
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>>64745409
>>
>>64745409
holy fuck
Are you literally me?
>>
>>64745472
As you flailed around,
eating jabs and hooks
you didn’t blame yourself
you blamed your cook.

This one is pretty good.
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>>64745511
uh w-well there are locker room discretionary bonuses and Dana always looks after his fighters he's like a father to them
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>>64745370
read this in their voices and you did a pretty good job bud
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https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/685288570525859841

>BREAKING: Multiple sources confirm UFC will soon announce UFC 197 for March 5 in Vegas with Dos Anjos/McGregor and Holm/Tate.

It's on fite fans!
>>
>>64745550
I agree lol

this one was good too


See, fighting is my present
and fighting is your past
So calling me out
makes you look like an ass
>>
/heem/ I saw Scary Jerry on the job today.

I've search google for "Jerry Vrbanovic vs roy nelson" and "Jerry Vrbanovic vs dan severn" but I cant find the videos. Is it possible videos dont exist? Both fights were in 2004. The only video I can find of Scary Jerry is the highlight video from a fight he had with some bum I can't recognize. Any guesses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I09YsJ5frw

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Jerry-Vrbanovic-4108

I was clicking some of the names trying to find pics, one dude, Julius Askew, has Team Alpha Male listed as his camp.
>>
So uh

Does anyone think McGoob will actually beat The Mask?
>>
>>64745621
I thought about including it, since the first two lines are really good, but the past/ass being unclean kinda ruined it. Well didn't ruin it, but made it less good.
>>
>>64745615
What does this mean for UFC 200?
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>>64745615

2 months.
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>>64745649
agreed friend

me still champ
>>
>>64745657
DC-Jones and Lawler-Condit rematches
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>>64745657
Ufc 200 is still like 4 months after
>>
>>64745615

If McGregor actually beats RDA then all haters will disappear.. he will become a modern day Bruce Lee, or more.
>>
>>64741854
Fedor would only agree to fight Phil's grandfather, or perhaps his sister, if she hasn't competed in MMA before.
>>
>>64745615

Poor Frankie
>>
wow Chael said on his podcast yesterday that the RDA/Conor fight was signed.

I guess his sources are pretty good
>>
>>64741909
Was it a 3-can contract? Or 5?
>>
>>64745615

NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT LEFT HAND SHOT
>>
>>64745657
GSP vs Silva

I've been saying it for ages now
>>
>>64745727
good post, upvoted
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>>64745615

Hey Conor Man stay in your division mang!

This is my division!
>>
UFC on FOX 20

Aldo vs Edgar

Date TBA
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>>64745409

red a best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG1RfE4ejdc
>>
Will Conor McGregor ever get a sticky?
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>>64745431
Your fellow amerifat is a low test beta.
>>
>>64745615
NO ONE CAN ANDLE THE MEWVMENT, I PUT A LOT OF WOOK INTO IT
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>>64741946
>>64741946
>I thought gus vs Jones was the fight of the decade
robbie and rory say no
>>
>>64745446
> as if GSP, ASilva, Jones, etc

You realize that Aldo was actually on that level, and that McGregor decimated him? Those other P4P GOATs don't actually have a win over another P4P GOAT like McGregor does against Aldo. His next fight will be against Edgar or RDA, both these guys are better than everybody GSP, Silva or Jones ever fought outside of DC and Hendricks (who beat GSP).
>>
>>64745734
Don't worry, once Conor drops Two Banjos a couple minutes in. Frankie will get his shot at 200
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>>64742177
MFW no matter who he defeats, he'll never be anything but working-class and that's the thing that eats away at him. That's why he pretends he has more money than he does, why he claims to be related to royalty (he's not by any stretch of the imagination), does photoshoots like this, dresses as he does, and all the rest.
In the end, he's a plumber who fights and it kills him.
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>>64745657
rousey/holm 2, mcgreggor/edgar and RDA/fergusson with idk DJ/benny 3 and maybe even cruz/someone. 5 title fights, very easily.
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>>64745615
What a time to be alive.

Thank you, Dana and Lorenzo, for giving me a reason to live.
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>>64745615

>mfw Conor is BTFO worse than Pettis was
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>>64745615
LET THE MEMES BEGIN. I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT DANA.
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>>64745907
I will pay for 200 for the first time, but no more than 60 dollarydoos
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>>64745936

Pettis somehow survived 25 minutes. If Conor doesn't HEEM RDA within the first few minutes he's gonna have a rough night.
>>
YOU KNOW WHATS NEXT

THAT WORLD TITLE IS NEXT
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>>64745808
>huezil mad his shit country got ignored
all the latin american countries have the same ring girls
>>
so mcgregor is going to change RDA's bum life yeh?
>>
Will Sage Northcutt headline the UFC 200 prelims?
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>>64745819
Robbie and rory both fought like morons
>inb4 le lead foot meme, congratualtions, basic boxing

Rory kept circling left into Robbies straight, and literally gave up
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>>64746042
yes sir haha
>>
>tfw no more Schaubposting

Fuck you bitches, you gave up on our hero for one mistake... pathetic
>>
>>64745615
How would the odds be for 1st round KO for McGregor ? And who is the underdog at this point? Elaborate heem, stop the faggotry at once.
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>>64745615
Is it really habbening?
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>>64746067
never
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>>64745225

>UFC 100 Lesnar
>Non Rockstar Ronda

Explain this la
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>>64745615

SUPER FIGHT CONFIRMED
SUPER FIGHT CONFIRMED
SUPER FIGHT CONFIRMED

>2016 super fights
>Dana is okay
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>>64746042
Yes sir Aussie sir. It will be on UFC Fight Pass, you should totally check it out, it's a great thing. I really love UFC Fight Pass.
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>>64745615
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>>64746050
>and literally gave up
Lots of great fighters give up.

Weidman, for example.
>>
>>64745615
If McGregor pulls this off I'll name my kid Conor.
>>
>>64746050
>Robbie and rory both fought like morons

Remember when Gus turned his back and ran away from DC for 3 rounds?
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>>64746098
man, that's such a winnable fight for Conor in theory. I'm excited.
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>>64742361
well, take heart - you share one of the Top 10 Flags of all time.

(in no order)
Sri Lanka
Belarus Presidential Standard
South Carolina Palmetto flag
Macedonia
Nepal
Japan Nisshōki flag
Estonia
Canada
Bhutan
Turkmenistan
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>>64745422

I don't get why people say they are super "hot". Paige looks plastic most the time and I'd say Rose, Miesha, new polish qt, are way hotter. Sage just screams of having childhood trauma with his WAKE ME UP INSIDE/ plastic smile. Rockhold, Jones, weedman, tom lawlor etc etc are way more attractive.

Slag Paige>UFC Paige tbqhwy
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>>64746140
> Raising a real-life shitposter
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>>64745615
>McGregor/Dos Anjos 197
>McGregor/Aldo 2 200
FRANKIE ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>64745783
I actually think I'd root for Aldo, I don't want him to permaheem himself.
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>>64745615
I wonder how McGregor would adjust vs a southpaw. That left straight is gonna be way more tricky to land.
Maybe he comes out orthodox.
Holy shit that fight is gonna be amazing.
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>>64745783

>Aldo comes back with a fire lit under his ass like never before
>heems Frankie the midget Edgar within 1 minute
>Frank retires

what a time to be alive lads
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>>64746050
>fought like morons
You don't understand hand fighting, foot placement and traps, all of which made Robbie win the fight. His defense was on point too.
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>>64746145
>not engaging in a wrestling match with an olympic wrestler when you're a striker
>fighting like a moron

literally the opposite
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>>64746067
bruh
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>>64742550
You need a code of conduct when you go out and post. He bullied you because you didn't explain your culture well enough to him.
To make it up to him, you should give him your house.
>>
>>64746210
>implying Fronkie wont drop down to 135

You know he could make the cut.
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>>64745615

If true, RDA is a much tougher opponent than Diaz or Edgar so McGregor is truly stepping up to the plate.
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>>64745657

McMeme Vs Edgar
GSP vs Silva
Jones Vs DC II
Holm Vs Rousey II
Filthy Tom Vs Villante II

2,500,000 buys(TWO AND A HALF MILLION BUYS)
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>>64746213
>congratulations, basic boxing

it was a good, not great, kickboxing match technique wise
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>>64746223
Do you think it will be enough if I keep 10 posts distance between my posts and his?
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>>64746145

If anyone was fighting like a moron in that fight, it was DC. He would have cruised to an easier win if he stuck to his wrestling like in round 1, but he made it a boxing match and almost lost his title.
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>>64742609
>Is Luke Rockhold an asshole?
no, just dumb and without a realistic view of things, maybe because dumb. good-looking af tho.
>>
>>64745615
This is pretty quick turnaround. Both these dudes basically had two weeks off, they should already be in camp right now.
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>>64746228
>gets a beer gut and takes a fight at 170 like BJ
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>>64745615

Holy shit, I'm actually thinking about shilling out 50 burger bucks
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>>64746233

>Holm vs. Rousey 2 not the main event

I will make fun of people who say this until the day it's actually announced.
>>
>>64746233
Thanks for converting it to microwave time you overweight faggot
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>>64742690
both of those dudes have taken so much brain punishment over the years that by the time they're 45 I wouldn't be surprised if they each think they're the other guy.
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>>64742609
viTRTor's headkick permanently made him salty
>>
>>64746272
>>64742609

Who gives a fuck about Yoel, I was really pumped for Jacare vs Weidman before Yoel came into the picture
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>>64741654
>Caps with another win
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>>64746214
>not engaging in a wrestling match with an olympic wrestler when you're a striker
He was running away from DC's strikes you blubbering idiot. DC would pressure and start throwing combinations and Gus would turn his back and run away, then reset and square up again
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>>64746312
>>64746318
>>64746319
>>64746324

fuck canada tbqhfam
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>>64746248
That's not "basic" boxing.
There are hundreds of elite boxers who never used hand fighting for example.
Or boxers who had shit technical defense but they hide it by having extreme speed and reflexes like RJJ.
You are just a lanklet & a hater who probably moves like Struve and thinks his boxing is good because of the reach advantage.
>AKA Gus
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>>64746341
#danger #usa
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>>64746318
If Hunt comes as prepared as he was for Bigfoot then this fight will probably look much the same.
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>>64746324

>Who gives a fuck about Yoel

Hi casual
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>>64746287

>Dana books Ronda to headline a show she will leave
>McShit not being an excellent politician Nd the main face going forward since he's staying

Nah senpai, Vince taught Uncle Dana better

>>64746312

>canada in charge of making cents

Ok la
>>
>>64743141
GOAT: mounted gogoplata, like Aoki on Nagata, is a thing of beauty, and so rare.
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>>64746287
>Dana will put a WMMA fight as the main event of the biggest card in UFC history
>Dana will put a fight that is likely to be another Ronda loss as the main event of the biggest card in UFC history
good joke
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>>64746373
Rockhold is going to fucking annihilate Yoel bud. It won't even be fucking close, it's not a good title fight.

Yoel gassed throwing like 40 punches in one round lol
and he gassed for the rest of the fight lol
and the round he threw the punches in was the first round lol
and it was still a split decision lol
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>>64746380

Is this meant to be disparaging? Are you saying Ronda isn't a draw or something?
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>>64746379
I like gogo from guard the best
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>>64746400

Oh so you *are* a casual.
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>>64746400
>implying Yoel can't flash KO Rockhold
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>>64743141
I like triangles because i can't do them(is that the correct pronoun?)
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>>64746429

If he does it in the first round before any grappling, maybe... but he's sloppy. Yoel relies heavily on his athleticism and lacks in technique.

IMO Rockhold drags him into the championship rounds and subs him.
>>
>>64746400

>Rockmeme wasn't gassed going in the third round against memekick fag

Ok lad
>>
>>64745225

11 Wins In A Row GSP
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>>64745867
>Edgar or RDA, both these guys are better than everybody GSP, Silva or Jones ever fought outside of DC and Hendricks (who beat GSP).
to be this casual
>>
http://www.mmanews.com/mcgregor-dos-anjos-holm-tate-set-for-blockbuster-ufc-197-ppv-in-march/
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>>64746140
*cringe*
live your own life, buddy
>>
>>64745225
>THC Diaz
>Prime Fedor
>Motivated Penn
>Small Cage Edgar
>70% Hendricks
>Not-Guilty Jones
>Serious Anderson
>Horse Meat Overeem
>Full Camp Mendes
>Holding-Back Holly
>>
>Conor has issues with RDA's southpaw style
>Conor has issues with getting kicked in the liver
>Conor has issues with TDD

a real spicy bangarino
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>>64746140
heem yourself
>>
>>64745867

>His next fight will be against Edgar or RDA, both these guys are better than everybody GSP, Silva or Jones ever fought outside of DC and Hendricks
>>
>>64746233
how many buys, though?
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>>64746258
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>>64746668
>getting kicked in the liver
Sauce on this?
Sauce of Conor having issues with southpaws?
I mean, i don't think that straight left is gonna land easy on a southpaw, but i never saw Conor vs a southpaw (that i remember) so i don't know.
Gimmie salsa
>>
If Bisping loses to Silva does this cement England as the worst sporting nation in the world?
>>
>>64745867
check out this goofball
>>
>>64746641
>>64745225

>Big Cage Gus
>Fifth Round Lawler
>Healthy Khabib
>Strikeforce Ronda
>>
>>64746734
Do you really believe that Bisping is gonna win?
Silva by boring as fuck decision and then retires, cap this
>>
>>64746400
I'm putting $3500 on Yoel gassing on the walk to the cage.
>>
>>64746757

>Reading comprehension
>>
>>64746804
No, i understood what you just said, but you are implying that there is an actual possibility of Bisping winning. Is literally impossible.
>>
>>64746781

It'll be an explosive walk to the cage the likes we've can not begin to comprehend.
>>
>>64746734
did you see Rooney at the World Cup?
consider it cemented
>>
>>64746830

There is a small chance.
>>
>>64745615
>Dos Anjos/McGregor
fuck, i was loving this hypetrain and now it's gonna get derailed
>>
>>64746585

Dolce Diet Hendricks?
>>
Round 2 or 1
>RDA goes for takedown
>Mcgregor backs up
>spinning back kick
>KO
>>
>>64746156
Wow, you are nuts.

Rafael dos Anjos is objectively the worst possible matchup for Conor McGregor
>>
>>64746852
How do you see that happening?
>>
>>64746874
Don't you think Frankie is a worst matchup?
The only fighter to give him trouble was a manlet wrestler.
I think manlet wrestler are his kryptonite
>>
>>64746893

Anderson breaks his leg again
>>
>>64746098
if rda wins, is he the new fw champion?
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>>64746921
Good point
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>>64746874
I don't disagree. But Conor's way to victory is there - it's knocking the shit out of RdA. Just like Stephens (who is now at featherweight) did.
>>
>>64746274
>he doesn't stay ready
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>>64746922
No, in MMA belts don't go with you when you move up/down.
It's not like Boxing
>>
>>64746914

>Don't you think Frankie is a worst matchup?

The only thing Frankie does better than RDA is point fight. He's less likely to run into any power shot than Dos Anjos is... other than that RDA has a superior chin, takedowns, pressure, speed, mewvment, and power in all areas. This is not an easy fight for Conor in anyway, he's stepping up big time.
>>
>>64746938
Yeah but RDA can submit Conor just like Duffy (shit fighter, for sure worst than Stephen) did.
>>
>>64746951

The buzz is that connor is gonna be an exception to the not-quite-a-rule rule
>>
>>64746938
That was 8 years ago. I'm sure his chin has recovered.
>>
>>64746951
but conor has stated he's not vacating his belt and it doesn't make sense for a champion to retain his belt if he loses
>>
>>64743000

He never went down.

And almost knocked Arloski out moments before.

Earlier stoppage. Bad reffing.
>>
>>64746969
RdA has submitted one (1) guy in the UFC, and that was a nobody who went 0-3 in the UFC.

>>64746987
My point is that it can be cracked, as it happened before. I'm not picking Conor via knockout, but the possibility is there, and it's not tiny.
>>
>>64747027
it needs to be stated that conors already godlike chin would turn super saiyan without dehydrating as well
>>
>tfw you're at the club and realize you could heem every there, including yourself
>>
>>64743000

The best thing about this webm is Rogan in the background
>>
>>64747021
There are no rules that talk about being down as a necessity for a stoppage, he was not intelligently defending himself and he got hurt 3 times that round.
>>
>>64746400
Who /loooooool/ here?
>>
>>64743349
What a dumb fucking thing to care about.
>>
>>64747027
Good point
>>
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>>64746988
>champion to retain his belt if he loses

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_94
>>
>>64747122

>Not realizing when you're talking to casuals
>>
>>64745615
How reliable is this guy?
>>
>>64747122
oh wow, seems kinda unfair though that only one guy is risking his belt
>>
>>64747061
>going to a club
>a place where it is basically impossible to keep an arm length of distance to strangers

what are you doing mang?
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>>64747109
He literally ignores that his country was raped and dominated by vikings around 800 A.C
There is plenty of reason to find """""white"""" people in spain
>tfw this dude's last name is Alonso
>>
does someone have a cheeky link to Lawler/Condit? I want to rewatch it
>>
>>64747122
What a fight, Penn got ANNIHILATED
>>
>>64746439
This is what Aldo was 'sposed to do. :<
>>
>>64747187

The primary reason to find white people in spain is because they used to be white until the sandniggers dominated them.

Northern spain has plenty of white spanish.
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>>64747183
Oh it's like that in europe too?
I tought that was a southamerican thing.
>>64747178
I think that is has to do with the supposed size advantage when going up, this time is doesn't exist
>>64747210
>yearly reminder that GSP lost and cheated and robbed BJ in the first fight
>>64747232
>they used to be white until the sandniggers dominated them
Kinda like the UK right now
>>
>>64747183
Living in the east right now, hardly any muslims here.
>>
>>64747283
>I think that is has to do with the supposed size advantage when going up, this time is doesn't exist

still, risking your belt when the other guy doesn't have to is kinda bullshit. if mcgregor loses he should be forced to vacate his belt and have to work his way back up to it
>>
>>64747283
>Oh it's like that in europe too?
>I tought that was a southamerican thing.

I was making a reference to what a major said about what happened during NYE in some bigger cities in Germany.
>>
>>64747283

UK has a higher percentage of whites than the US.

Ever been to the Falklands?
>>
>>64747227
Is that the correct pronoun or not ameribro?
I'm trying to learn english, teach me, have a obscure heem in return
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>>64747326
*mayor, not major
>>
>>64747332

>muh Falklands

Who fucking cares? Fuck off
>>
>>64747412

why u mad tho?
>>
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>>64747326
Oh, that's kinda a southamerican thing too
>>64747332
Why are you shitting on the US of A now?
Who are you gonna call when the next rapist islamic wave comes?
I tought you learned after WW2
>this post is 100% sport related, Almeida is the future GOAT
>>
lol @ goofs who call me a casual for saying Conor would fight RDA in feb-march nd defend the FW belt in UFC 200

JUST LOL
>>
>>64747439

wasn't shitting on the US at all. Are you really this butthurt? I thought you people didn't really care about Falklands.

Or is it Malvinas?
>>
>>64747451
why do you guys have a lisp? Do snakes in Ethpaña aslo sound like fags?
>>
>>64747451
Ever heard of medical suspensions breh?
>>
wait 50 posts before making the next thread so I can do a good one heem
>>
>>64747477
you have a lisp when you say therapy lol
>>
>>64747491

I heemed your Mom last night
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>>64747470
>butthurt
kek
Just memeing with you lad, don't be such an easily offended englishman.
>>
>>64747477
>>64747503
Spaniards will never accept that they have a stupid lisp.
Literally no other spanish speaking country has it.
>>
>>64747503
how easily are Spanish women heemed?
>>
>>64747491

If you make Filthy Tom the op pic, promise me first la
>>
>>64747549
pretty damn durable, I witnessed a country trash girl fight once first hand, those two bitches wouldnt go down
all the guys were cirlcling them, cheering, laughing, and spitting on them, it was quite a sight
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>>64747594
I never saw something like that in my life, and then you dare talk shit on sudacas.
Next thread when?
>>
>>64747594
>spitting
fucking mokeys
>>
new?
>>
>>64747644
being worked on, just like your mom m8
>>
>>64745741
These rumors were going all over mma news, wasn't just Chael saying this.

I really have a hard time taking Chael seriously these days, especially after his comments on the last few ppvs and him being totally 100 percent wrong.
>>
>>64747654
this, he is wrong most of the time.
>>
Make a Filthy OP pic lads
>>
>>64747626
yeah it was disgusting, one of the guys had a cold and he was throwing these gooey green mouthfuls of spit, that would end up dangling from the girls hair, he really stole the show
>>
>>64747711
nice double dubs amigo
>>
Requesting new thread with PVZ
>>
>>64747619

What are the chances Bisping beats him?
>>
>>64747940
65 - 35 in Anderson's favor
>>
>>64745615

UFC World Lightweight Championship
(Fight must occur in USA on or before 12-31-16 for action)

*Opening Odds via 5Dimes.eu

Conor McGregor +120
Rafael dos Anjos -150

>RDA is a slight betting favorite on that site, on others I've seen the lines swapped with McGregor the slight favorite.
>>
>>64747451

>defend the FW belt in UFC 200

Has that been confirmed, douchebag?
>>
>>64748058

to be onest
>>
NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD

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>>64747346
What was the explanation for this?
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