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Schaub sucks.
Second for Dolce is a pro
REEBOK DONT PAY ME NOTHING
AND I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY WIFE TONIGHT
4th for Grasso
>>64733125
"Do as I say not as I do"
>>64733150
UFC 100 is objectively the most overrated event.
which female ufc fighter has the biggest butt?
>>64733166
Well, before we answer that question, I think we should ask:
>what is the most boring question to ask on /heem/?
>>64733165
AND IM GONNA DRINK SOME COORS LIGHT
>>64733125
>freelance
>>64733125
This man would give CM Punk a run for his money.
>>64733186
Are you gay?
>>64733289
Are you? Or are you like the fag in the previous thread that thought his bullshit motherless link was even halfway decent porn?
>>64733186
found the queer
> Hey mods,
> Yeah. Yeah it's Dana.
> Listen ya goofs, pls ban all casuals who begin new threads before 500. Cool? Great.
Mighty Mouse just said something about /Heem/ on twitch
If anyone knows how to rewind his stream by like 2 minutes
COORS LIGHT
>>64733421
You're fucking with me.
AND I JUST MIGHT GET ON THE TEAM TONIGHT
>>64733447
I'm not. I had it open in another tab and he said something about /Heem/ but it was very fast. I know for sure he said /Heem/ though
>>64733421
Go to his profile and click the most recent of his past broadcasts, it'll be from the stream that's still live now, just forward it to the time you want
THATS A COORS LIGHT
AND HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF MY WIFE TONIGHT
who here /frontbunda/
>>64733421
I'm on it. Started watching at 1:42, hopefully it wasn't before that.
CAUSE THEY DONT PAY ME NOTHING
IM GONNA SIT DOWN WITH MY FRIENDS ANS FAMILY
>>64733491
>front bunda
Like dick?
>>64733491
here
IM GONNA SIT DOWN ON TOP OF A BUDLIGHT
You now remember Chandella Powell
AND HELL I MIGHT EVEN GET ON TOP OF FRANK MURR TONIGHT
Only Mighty Mouse can reply to this post.
I JUST MIGHT GET ON TOP OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
>>64733536
Objectively speaking, she is an uggo. Was she a token ring girl?
There are so many bretty girls of color that could surely carry pieces of cardboard and stand quietly around for money.
>standing up for black women
>progressive as fuck tbph
>>64733536
ufc is rassisst!!!!
BECAUSE BUD LIGHT WONT PAY ME NOTHIN'
I don't think Mighty Mouse mentioned heem. Listened to 10 minutes of it.
I asked if he made a /heem/ reference. He ignored it
Meaning he didnt understand or knows his cover is blown
Goodnight guys. Gonna go drink a coors light and get on top of my waifu pillow.
>>64733740
NIghty night bork
>>64733740
why a coors light?
>>64733797
Because he likes having sex in a canoe.
>>64733421
What did he say?
>>64733166
>big butts
ew
>>64733881
her feet seem unproportionally large
>>64733881
I too like to hump ironing boards.
>tfw Demetrious Johnson could very well be shitposting with us this time tomorrow
>>64733902
have another one
this exists
https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/
>>64733374
DANA 60 POSTS EARLY BABY HAHA
>>64733961
did the country shutdown again when he knocked out jose?
>>64733946
When Callen and Rogan are on the same podcast its more unsufferable than usual. All that new-age broscience combined with insecure anxious masculinity.
Is Schaub and Callens podcast any different?
why doesnt anyone talk about how Tristar almost lost every fight in 2015 and still gets boasted as one of the best gyms around
>>64734067
>Is Schaub and Callens podcast any different?
it's just gay jokes and schaub talking about how awesome he is for 2 hours
would you let ronda fuck your dad?
>>64733355
It was a pretty boring question, though.
>>64733521
>>64734187
bueno
>>64733890
She's probably 5'8", look at dem femurs.
>Cerrone among 3 fighters fined by UFC after Reebok outfit policy violations
He said he'd wear the patch, he wore the patch, now they are pushing his shit in.
Reebok in charge of winning fans.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10728090/cerrone-among-3-fighters-fined-by-ufc-after-reebok-outfit-policy
>>64734262
holy fuck I didn't know the UFC sucked these sponsors dicks this hard.
>>64733125
im highly considering getting on the Dolce Diet
does any one have any positive stories regarding being on it?
>>64734262
This is actually hilarious.
>>64734262
>every time I think about the Reebok deal
I mean this in particular is the UFC's doing, but it obviously wouldn't have happened without the sponsorship deal. Fighter pay is shit and Reebok has made a plethora of inexcusable fuck ups with their merchandise
>>64734386
I was on the Dolce Diet and it really fucked with my equilibrium. I had trouble going five rounds, and would often gas at the end of the second. I really can't recommend it. For me, I find it better to go on the Vjerke Diet, or just to do a traditional balanced breakfast.
>>64734099
Right? People keep dickriding Tristar hard but I really don't see why.
>>64733581
>>64734464
Shut the FUCK up, goof. This deal is great for the sport. UFC looks like a proper professional sport now. Fighter's don't have to waste time hustling to get sponsors.
>>64733881
ass so flat she can hide the whole thing with her skinny forearm
ugh
>>64734471
thanks bro
just the advice i was looking for
Do you think him and Jones do coke together?
>>64734386
dolce diet is GREAT
go to O N N I T right now and buy your Dolce Wheyâ„¢
>>64734689
>the two best fighters in the UFC right now are coke heads
Here's a new mmaDigest update: https://youtu.be/Y5hDMQ61UDI
>>64734730
coke is great for cutting weight, explains why conors uses it
>>64734689
I've seen this posted so much, i understand the mcgreggor as a coke fiend mentality, is all there, but what's this photo prove?
>>64734750
nothing, except that an Irish anon hung out, or at least got close to him. Lends a tiny bit of legitimacy to what he said about Conor.
>>64734750
the photo proves that he bangs random slags post fights
>>64734763
don't we all
>>64734750
I just like the image genus familia
>>64734763
and that he holds lighters while shouting!
>>64734759
>>64734763
>>64734813
thanks, always assumed there was some where's waldo lines or booger dusting I couldn't pinpoint.
>>64733045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieWt8mLDhVs
Post and elite athletes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLb0RUCxIbM
>>64733045
who /fatherless bastard/ here?
>>64734887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imW-qAgOk6M
>>64734890
whats the point of hitting him when he is clearly 100% knocked out? Pretty unsportsmanship desu
>>64734917
heat of the moment/adrenaline
keep going til the ref stops u tbf
>>64734951
that would make sense if he was still covering up I suppose. I've seen a lot of fights where the fighter doesn't even bother to hit him again because he is so knocked out.
lawlor won the match fair and square
http://imgur.com/a/sGZGw
new Honda bodypaint pictures. They censored her vajayjay though.
>>64735049
what a hog, couldn't she cut weight before the shoot?
>>64735049
Hey buddy, that's illegal
Delete this post
>>64735064
She doesn't cut weight for photoshoots because she doesn't want young girls to think that's what she really looks like. She wants to put forth a more realistic body image for the millions of young girls she is inspiring. #RouseyRevolution
>>64734759
I realize the post-189 story was 'hookers and blow', but can anyone post screencaps?
>yfw Schiavello is a Freemason
We Illuminati now
>>64735064
>Croatia
>not knowing what it's like to be able to afford food
>>64735090
nah, sorry. And I've never seen any, so I doubt someone took them, the pictures are the only thing that get reposted. The insider-Irish guy disappeared, too.
>>64734887
>dog
>nigga
>try me
I feel as though someone pissed in my veins.
>>64735104
your post makes 0 sense
>>64735108
>The insider-Irish guy disappeared, too.
Conor hunted him down and gave him the big left
>>64735090
>>64735113
At least my uncle doesn't run a child trafficking circuit, Yvegyny.
does heem like boxing?
if so i have the best youtube channel 4u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWiBK4G_36o
>>64735113
The joke is that your country is poor so it's natural for you to expect people to be starving.
I think, at this point, now that I explained it to you in morose detail, my post makes at least .01 sense.
![11204875_1670040396618821_372566907799393959_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZFBBxlL.jpg "11204875_1670040396618821_372566907799393959_n[1].jpg")
>tfw it's red panty night for RDA
>>64735108
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62554816/#62563621
Between Conor and Adan it was truly the goat day of /heem/
>>64735132
holy fuck i felt heemed just watching that
>>64735152
then you should put
>Croatia
>knowing what it's like to be able to afford food
>>64734890
top cucking
>>64735220
I disagree. I feel like being Croatian and not knowing what it's like to be able to afford food go hand in hand, at least according to the premise of my joke, so the way I phrased it in the greentext is actually correct.
>>64735049
Is this pre or post Holly?
Alright, where is that autistic kid from Florida?
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10728210/crazy-handwritten-lawsuit-filed-against-ronda-rousey-ufc
this picture reminded me of roy nelson
>>64734262
>While the other two have yet to go public with the notice, Nate Diaz did weigh in wearing his jeans, making him a likely candidate as well. As Josh Samman mentioned on his UFC on FOX 17 journal, Reebok liaisons tried, and failed, to make Diaz wear the proper gear at that time.
lol
>>64735286
Oh, for fucks sake, Croatia is in the EU, its a country that rakes in mad muney from tourism and shit. Saying that Croatia is poor is like saying that Canada is suffering a heatwave.
>>64735311
Yes, I'm sure Croatia is very wealthy.
>>64735296
is this schizophrenia?
>Cornea scratch
just heem me lads
>>64734917
joe warren is a fuckhead didnt hit him enough imo
>>64734187
dat res
>>64735320
In comparison to the rest of us in the Balkans, it is. They have street lights that work and people don't kill each other for food and stabbing people for their shoes is considered strange.
>>64735333
I hope you get staph desu.
>>64735286
>>64735311
Get the fuck out of here you goofs. Meme arrows are used to imply the lack of something, if I would to write
>Joe Rogan
>knowing the touch of a woman
I would mean that Rogan is homosexual, which is fine nowadays, but if I would to write
>Joe Rogan
>not knowing the touch of a woman
i would mean that Joe Rogan is a great ladies man, which is a lie of course
>>64735344
Do you have any proof of this?
Jk, Serbia. I believe in you.
>>64735345
>I hope you get staph desu.
what the hell man
>>64735356
Correct
>>64735356
Whatever. You probably have a shit sense of humor.
>>64735362
I've actually been there. I've seen these things.
>>64735368
>America
>Not being correct about the use of meme arrows
>>64735369
Lol, you just got BTFO and are now sulking like a bitch.
>y-you're p-probably not even funny l-like me, r-right guys?
>>64735381
>America
>not being funny
>/heem/
>going a half hour without a post
Trashtalk
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kvd17_conor-mcgregor-dominick-cruz-launch-a-vicious-verbal-assault-on-t-j-dillashaw-s-character_sport
>>64735434
kek when conor almost says 'i see deez tings'
>>64735459
They're legit bullying Dillashaw lel
>>64735434
>they had to cut the Dom/TJ interview short because TJ kept cursing and Muricans can't handle that
just imagine the bantz we could've had. I'm still hoping it'll leak.
>>64735434
I think TJ is not that kind of guy who handle trash talking well. He's playing it calm but inside he's burning.
>>64735522
He's a meathead
>>64735434
This is vicious. Cruz is bringing it and TJ just can't handle it.
>I'm getting hyped tbqh lads
It's my birthday, friends.
Please post your favourite heem for me
>>64735434
mandrama shit
>>64735538
Worst part is, Dillashaw is going to win.
>>64735547
>born on orthodox christmas day
Are you Иcyc Хpиcт?
>>64735553
Yeah. He's not tho.
>>64735561
Nyet faget
>>64735547
Happy birthday lad
>>64735561
>Yeah. He's not tho.
I warned you lad, I hope you dont put any money on Cruz.
>>64735568
Fite me irl den
>>64735572
ouch what fight is this?
>>64734689
theirs a lighter in macmans hand
>>64735576
You know I predict deez tings tho, right?
>>64735580
You faget it's Frank Mir vs Big Nog 2 (IIRC)
tfw I could heem every here
>>64735384
the phrase that gets omitted is "pick one and only one" you dummy, l2memearrow
>>64735576
Take a look at Dillashaw's record: he wins 4 fights in a row then loses. The pattern is only going to repeat itself thanks to Cruz
Accept that this is the way it is meant to be
>>64735662
I bet you like horoscopes.
>>64735662
eh, while that's an interesting pattern, it's a stupid thing to count out Tyler Jeffry because of it.
>>64735662
>look at mcgregors record
>wins 2 then loses 1
>this happens twice
>he then wins 15 in a row
>>64735630
>Italy
>not copying Ireland's flag
>>64735675
>>64735679
It's an interesting pattern, but that doesn't nessissrily mean he's guaranteed to lose against Cruz. Don't get me wrong, he will lose, but it'll at least be competitive
>>64735695
Those loses were obviously pre-moevment
>>64735296
>mfw Ronda has to testify under oath that she doesn't have a penis
>>64735798
Can't she plead the fifth?
>>64735296
>Ronda Rousey's real father is Ron Jeremy
lmao
tbf, the resemblance is uncanny
>>64735820
I'd plead the fifth of her tight little ass that's for sure.
Damn, you guys reckon she's taken it in the poop chute? I reckon she's just ugly and overcompensating and enough of a daddy issues kinda girl that if you badgered her enough she'd let you put it up there.
Who knows maybe she likes it these days? Mmm but alas we can only speculate
>>64735835
ikr? both have big cocks.
>>64735962
Travis Browne is actually just a nickname
>>64735798
>>64735962
uncensored version any second now
>>64736046
That bodypaint really reminds me of that girl in Invicta who got body kneed into a living death.
>>64736061
The one with the cat suit? or Wonder Woman lady?
Come to think of it Invicta has a healthy supply of memefighters on the roster (an integral part of any entertaining MMA company)
>>64735369
btfo
>>64736121
The odds that you have a good sense of humor are like 20:1
>>64736069
It's fucking women's MMA, mate. It's Holm, Rousey, Tate, Gadelha, and Youngjaycheck. That's it.
Anyone outside of those five are glorified fitness instructors.
>>64736141
It's cute how Holly is now considered legit, but a few months ago would have been a glorified fitness instructor to you, since you're not paying attention.
>>64736141
You forgot the 20-something Nate Diaz of the women's strawweight division.
>>64736141
shit b8 m8
>>64736154
She had two shit fights, then she had one great fight. I didn't think she was legit, now I think she's legit.
I don't see what's so cute about that.
>>64736189
The cute ones never see their inner cuteness.
>>64736175
Yeah, she's okay
>>64736184
Who is this? Where's the Brazzers watermark?
>>64736206
>Who is this?
What do you care? You're not paying attention and you never will.
>>64736206
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alexa-Grasso-142845
>>64736206
Based Nate. #comentator
The thing about WMMA is that even now, being a female fighter isn't financially viable as a full time job unless you're top 10 in the world. So we see less quality because they simply can't fully focus and dedicate themselves to the sport.
>>64734262
this is despicable
>>64736376
If they don't fine Cerrone, every fighter will be stitching goofy shit on their shorts.
How many years is the reebok deal? Cancel this disaster asap
I need those non censored Ronda coochie pics that TMZ got, senpai
When is Goldie scheduled for his next twitter meltdown?
>>64736213
Oo..okay..
>>64736457
>Goldberg
This is his picture on wikipedia right now
Which one of you did this.
>>64736457
Grab a headset and.....? Is this some sort of metaphor that I don't get?
>>64736481
>>64736483
Takes a lot of energy to grab a headset
GRAB A HEADSET
WE AREEEEEEEEEE UNDERWAY
takes a lot of energy to be a rochstar
AND ITS AAAAAALL OVERRRRRR
TAKE OFF THE HEADSET
>>64736466
Sorry, Was I mean to you?
>>64736457
>blow me dick
ahahahahahaha
>>64736483
It's the famous american banter.
Get a dog bro
>>64735434
bants
What do your parents or relatives think of mma? Do they know anything about it?
>>64736661
we're a real fightfam
watch them together all the time
>>64736661
my mom doesn't mind it, except when I come home with black eyes
we watched rashad vs sonnen together once
>>64736457
I'M NAKED
>>64736528
It's okay, senpai.
>>64736661
I got into it via my father.
>>64736793
fuck off Hollander
>>64736661
Fedor looks like a school bully
uncensored ronda nudes?
>>64736661
Dad watches with me sometimes, but tunes out whenever the fight hits the ground/clinch against the cage. Mom just happy that I'm getting exercise (BJJ).
One of my cousins thinks I'm some sort of meathead PITBULLMMA type guy and tries to get me to teach him how to beat up people at his school (sit on the ground and buttscoot towards your opponent?)
>>64735311
>Like saying Canada is suffering from a heatwave
I got news from the east coast for you buddy...
What the fuck is this senpaitachi, fromt he UG
1/2
>>64736810
>mfw nearly all of them are correct
>>64737040
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/7/10728210/crazy-handwritten-lawsuit-filed-against-ronda-rousey-ufc
>>64736810
>5. The word Hygen means NOTHING to them
That meme list is horrible. Not even slightly accurate. But then again
>by Pablo
gave that away from the start.
>>64735434
>that end
lost my keks
>>64737046
bullshit
>>64736661
Nobody cares about it apart from my cousin who got me a glove signed by Fedor at one of his seminars. Pretty sweet t b h
How would speedrunning the UFC games go?
>>64737196
is watching MMA halal?
UFC wants to host in my country, in Rotterdam to be exact according to this article
http://www.ad.nl/ad/nl/1038/Rotterdam/article/detail/4219739/2016/01/06/UFC-mikt-op-vechtsportgala-in-Rotterdam.dhtml
If it happens it would be the first time I give dana money
>>64737205
Since they're fighting for a belt rather than 72 virgins, no.
>>64737220
>tfw we get a bunch of nonames without overeem or moose because theyre booked already
>>64737245
>implying Struve vs Rosholt 2 wouldnt sell 2 stadiums
>>64734730
tank abbott and chuck liddell?
>>64737255
They need Struve vs the biggest can at HW so he can just height meme them
Or put him again someone who is top 5 and let him get rekt
>>64734917
Way I see it, the first 2 hits on a unconscious opponent are fine.
If they're clearly out, and its 3 hits, you know what you're doing and you're a cunt. They should even fine you 10% of your win.
>>64737290
Struve already beat Big Nog, is there a bigger can?
>>64737305
Get Bob Sapp or dada 5000 in on a one fight contract or someshit
>>64737305
Brendan Schaub
>Aljo - What % of fighters do you think were on PED's prior to the USADA testing. And what % do you think are using now? Just ballpark...
>Aljamain: I'm going to say at least 50% of the fighters were on some type of PED pre-USADA. And I'm still uncertain what the numbers would look like now. The new "in thing" has been EPO from what I've heard, and its a cardio-enhancer thats SUPER hard to test for and get caught on. All these cardio-machines that don't ever slow down....yea something just aint right with that to me man.
>>64737342
He is doing a Q&A right now here
http://themmacommunity.com/threads/q-a-w-aljamain-sterling-thurs-1-7-10am-et.11186/page-5
If anyone is interested
>>64737342
I miss Classic PEDs, ones that just turned people into massive slabs of manmeat ready to bang to the death. Just look at Classic Vitor when he debuted.
>>64737359
Sterling is promoting the fuck out of himself lel
should try get him on /heem/
>>64737203
I was thinking about doing this for UFC Undisputed 3
>>64737033
Fuck this heat my nigga, its January and its like +3 today.
>>64737305
give him that br Ngannou just ko'd
he has another fight left before he gets cut
>>64737342
>>64737359
>thinking some nigger knows anything about peds
EPO is hard to test for because the exact same substance is found naturally within the human body.
They test for EPO by testing your relative amount red blood cells, which can also be elevated naturally
>>64735588
>Condit is gonna win
https://youtu.be/iGvWEVHKVho
Is this the worst UFC promo of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ZRZ10rlGQ
>>64737488
YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64737417
if you base your prediction on dillasnake beating barao then you are stupid
lets look at the facts
dillasnake
>beat barao whos a flatfooted stationary striker
>got outstriked by assuanco, barely took him down once
>got KO'd by a flyweight
>barely beat joe soto, went 5 rounds
>is in a new camp with lower caliber sparring partners
cruz
>cleaned the division
>beat #1 p4p in the world
>proved that he can maintain his skill level while being out for a long duration
>least hit in his division
>>64737409
Well thats what I was wondering.
So, EPO is usually produced in response to hypoxia and leads to increased production of RBC. High altitude trane is the natural way to do that. But surely there would be a significant difference in the amount of blood cells produced by high altitude training compared to a big shot of EPO in your ass?
Or maybe EPO use isn't as new as he thinks, and the coaches have found a way to make the increased RBCs look completely normal on a blood test.
>>64737342
I think you can see it in HW division a bit. Overeem looked to be 5kg less in weight at least. Probably knew he'd have to lose it so he wouldn't gas out.
JDS flabby and slow as well, and probably will need to retire, or slide right out of the top 5.
Meanwhile Mark Hunt looked a lot better back in November, yet not that much lighter.
>>64737526
I think that the difference between EPO and high altitude is EPO can increase it way more than altitude can. So logicly you could use a lower amount of EPO and not get caught
Same way they tested for androgens, they used to look at T:E ratio and when you would elevate both you wouldnt test positive.
After that they started to test for the amount of test someone has, which could also be elevated to a normal amount
>>64737512
>barely beat joe soto
>>64735553
Dillashaw will be the first fighter to submit to words
friendly reminder that Raphael Assuncao who beat Dillasnake is on a 7 fight win streak and still hasnt fought for the title
>>64737512
>beat #1 p4p in the world
He beat Jon Jones?
lads I just realized how IV's can mask 'substance' use, specificly EPO
by diluting your blood your red blood cell concentration will decrease which would mask EPO use
>>64737596
This is common knowledge...
>>64737565
Damn, so basically its undetectable by any conventional methods as long as the coach knows what he's doing and gets the dosage right.
I might brush up on the topic when I have time, I'm curious as to how long they've been using EPO and whether there is any way (in theory) to detect it in athletes in the near future.
