>10 world cup goals
>21 goals in 25 games this season
Just how does he do it?
he's god
>>64687945
>Müller-gets-a-visit-from-his-best-friend-ball.jpg
Is this the year the Ballon d'Or comes to Germany? I don't see it going to Messi or Penaldo.
he's a good football player?
who has that webm of muller immitating Ronaldo with ball tribble?
>>64687993
It's either on of them or Neymar. Pretty sure it'll be Messi again.
>>64687993
>I don't see it going to Messi or Penaldo.
>I don't see it going to Messi
m8
>>64687945
Well for one he plays in Buyernliga, and in the World Cup he's a tap-in master.
>>64687945
>mullertriesamericanfootball.jpg
Probably because he plays for Bayern
But he's not Ronaldo so nobody cares if he statpads against Wienernazi Inspector FC
>>64687945
playing against David Luiz helps a lot
like many germans hes good at finding lebensraum
cheekl breeki
soon....
>>64688219
oh yeah, that guy
>>64688219
stay irrelevant
>>64688219
who?
>>64687945
he'll never carry a team on his back like Hazard, Bale or Ibrahimovic have because he can't.
If i could describe the football player muller in one word, it would be "generic"
>>64687945
He's not English
>>64688219
Judenkind
>>64688219
Isn't that Mr. Bench?
>>64688305
>"generic"
>>64688305
>Hazard
Here's your reply
>>64688333
What went wrong?
>>64688353
Nothing
>>64688336
you seem to have forgotten about last season, mr Abramovic.
>>64688333
yeah but he's so bubbly outside of the field haha
look at him making those faces teehee
ooh what a rascal with his wicked bants against that undeserving little journalist hohoho
>>64688369
>you seem to have forgotten about last season
Where Costa and Fabregas carried the team, then Hazard decided to turn up when the title was already theirs?
>>64688219
>it was me, James
>the author of all your pain
>>64688369
>Fabregas had absolutely no role in Chelsea winning the league
>>64688583
I'd watch a Bond movie with Götze as the villain, and Ginter as his henchman, who's seemingly impervious to pain.
Are people implying messi doesn't deserve it? He went goat mode early last year and while injured no one has surpasses him, neymar should be second no matter how much donaldo fans don't like it
>>64687993
retard the post
>>64688694
>while injured
Exceot that was after Barcelona won everything. Funnily enough Barcelona won every single game when he was injured
>>64688720
I hope English isn't your native tongue
>>64688720
which they won because he went goat mode, are you retarded?
>>64688686
outstanding choice
but who's gonna play Bond
>>64688650
>no role in winning the league
>had 18 assists last season
>>64689056
Robbie Savage
>>64689056
Lewandowski or Alonso
Weigl as Q.
>>64689056
Giroud
>>64689119
>>64689142
>>64689145
>not a black guy
reported for racism, xenophobia and bigotry
>>64689148
Skyfall destroyed the codename Bond theory. Therefore no black Bond.
>>64688041
gotchu senpai
Why wouldn't he be able to do it? He's world class as a motherfucker
his average is certainly even better now, but I remember early in the season he had 75 goals and 75 assists in 150 league appearances. literally the definition of consistency.
inb4 >buyernwinslol, he continues it in CL and especially international matches
Dude leaves everything on the field, he works hard as a motherfucker, is an absolute architect when it comes to creating and finding space, and has one of the slickest first touches in the entire sport. He's not a conventional forward but he certainly excels in that loose role behind the striker in Bayern's current fluid system. He's even a more than competent right winger when he needs to be.
Would literally walk right onto the starting XI of any team except perhaps Barca, and imagine what they could do if they had this weasel tearing shit up in the box with S&M by his side.
I remind you that he has only ever played for one team, the one he grew up with and has always been a fan of. Having such an outstanding, loyal player on your team is an amazing fucking feeling
God I love this man
>>64689111
>American person reading the English language
>>64689429
based canada knows their shit
>>64689429
As much as I hate buyern and the people in charge (Rolex Rummenige feat. Würstchen Uli) ,this is true müller delievers
>>64688305
>Hazard
I give you bale and Ibra to an extend but cmon man this guy is literally the biggest meme ever
>>64687945
>21 goals in 25 games this season
Playing against FC Tractor probably helps.
>>64690154
>it's Tractor FC cuck
Get in my mount broo!
>>64689219
thanks senpai
>>64687945
This is what happens when Germans aren't allowed to be Nationalistic. They channel their energy into soccer and concur the world cup. Then as they lift up the trophy, for a split second, they dare to wonder what life would have been like if Hitler had won.
>>64690850
Germany was more successful in sports under Hitler.
>>64690945
They never won a WC
>>64690945
>Germany was more successful under Hitler
FTFY
>>64690977
Nobody cared about football back than.
Olympic gold was what mattered.
>>64690977
I'm sure all of the 30 fans around the world the sport had back then were shocked.
saved
>>64687945
>Just how does he do it?
He's good but he's also surrounded by amazing teams. Both bayern and germany are stacked.
