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>inb4 "what team"
-can't say.
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what city
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What's a backed up QB?
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are you a virgin?
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>>64670849
Yes.
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What's more important - physical talent or the ability to read a defense?
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>>64670863
No, even bad players get laid pretty easily. Cause people think we're rich.
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>>64670813
what steroids does your team provide you?
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Is your team in the playoffs?
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>>64670813
What college?
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>>64670813
Ok, i'll bite: are you behind a "franchise" QB, or are you on a team that is volatile at the position? Essentially, are you ever in any danger of seeing in-game action?
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>>64670813
what conference
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Why are you lying on the Internet?
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>>64670902
Do you think Tim Tebow is really a virgin? Do you think he's gay?
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How much does your team's game plan vary from week-to-week based on the opponent?
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>>64670899
Reading a defense, easily. QBs only have to be over 5.0(40 time) to cause a concern, doesn't really matter if you can run for 60 yards with 250 passing if you have 300 passing yards.
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How much of the NFL is rigged? Do most players actually try every week?
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>>64670868
kill yourself
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>>64670813
Have you ever thrown a TD pass in a regular season game?
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>>64670813
How much do you make?
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Gotta be Nick Foles
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>>64670813
Hello Matt Barkley

go back to reddit now
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>>64670813
Are you under the delusion you will one day start and be a star or are you content just cashing a check while being a nobody?
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Are you concerned about concussion related effects after you retire?
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When was the last time you played in a game?

Also when you say backup, are you a real backup or one of those third string/practice squad QBs?
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>>64670908
We're honestly all on steroids.
Atleast 90%.

>>64670918
Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>>64670927
Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>>64670939
Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>>64670941
Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>>64670949
His GF did break up with him for lack of sex, I've never met him but I believe he's still a virgin.

>>64670965
Yea, some do try every week, most don't though, especially lineman, if they get a sack early, they've been known to slack off
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>>64670813
Do you take this shit seriously?
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>>64671049
what skin color
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>>64671049
A conference would not give away what team you'd be on.
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Is it really true all eagles and cowboys players love anal sex from men?
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How confident are you that you'll get actual in-game time? And how many teams have you been on?
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>>64670813
Do you know of any other teammates or players who shitpost on 4chan? You don't have to name names.
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>>64670973
Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>>64671020
I think I could start full time eventually, but so does every QB. But I live comfortably for now.

>>64671023
Yes, extremely, I'm not a running QB but I don't know how Cam or RG3 does it.
One hit fucks you up.
It's pretty much proven that repetitive hits = dementia at 40.

>>64671032
Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>>64671076
Yea, absolutely. Love playing football and it pays the bills.
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What do you think about all the concussion drama
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>>64671049
Is Aaron Rodgers gay?

Are you?
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>Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>Can not give answers that would indicate my team.

>Can not give answers that would indicate my team.


Fuck this stupid troll
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>>64671166
Can you prove you're in the NFL to us?
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Have you ever banged a porn star?
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>>64670813
gtfo normie
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>>64671242
This.
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>>64671077
White.

>>64671096
Fine.
American conference.

>>64671136
No, it's the Giants and Cowboys. Eagles supply the lube, which is just their tears.

>>64671164
Yes. We're regular people, but our coaches make it perfectly clear not to get caught saying "faggot" over the internet, so anonymous sites like this work for us.

>>64671176
Scary.
Being a running back seems like it would destroy your life after you retire.

>>64671186
Yes.
No.

>>64671242
Explain how.

>>64671247
If a stripper counts, yes.
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>>64671166
Hi Derek Anderson!
Do you think Joe Webb should still be considered a qb at this point given all the special teams he plays?
Do you think the Panthers can win it all with Cam as the qb?
Is Norman as annoying as he seems or is it all an act?
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Hi Brock
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Is this RG3
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>>64671272
>Yes.

Really really likes women
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Shouldn't you be drunk at a party Johnny?
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>>64671272
>but our coaches make it perfectly clear not to get caught saying "faggot" over the internet,
kek
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>>64671287
Yes, I still do, but they are happy with Cam in Carolina. So he'll probably never throw unless it's garbage time.

No. I think Seattle will destroy them.

It seems genuine, he's suddenly an all-star so it's going to inflate his ego like hell
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>>64671272
who did you look up to growing up
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What's the point in you telling us you're an NFL player?

You're the /sp/ version of a camwhore
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What would be the most surprising thing about the NFL that the general public wouldn't understand/realize?
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Does it make you mad that the nfl is rigged and football fucking sucks every dick now?
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fuck you aaron murray
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>>64670813
why can't you tell us what team you play for?
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What's your favorite anime?
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>>64670813
Hi Derek Anderson
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>>64671400
bump
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>>64671420
this.

if kluwe and stu schwiegert can do it why cant you?
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Good game today Josh Freeman
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>>64670813
disregard this. I suck cocks
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How do players feel about the constant game stoppages for commercials?

Do you wish the game went quicker and was more streamlined?

Are the officials as dumb as they appear or are the generally good people asked to do the impossible?
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>>64671453
Holy shit I got by far the worst one
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Hey what division are you in. Wouldn't indicate team. Lots o. Backup qbs
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>>64671476
Rave wizard? What the hell kind of powers are those?
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how much of your life is football, from watching it at home to doing anything to prep you for a game
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>>64671538
the power to dance
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>>64671438
schweigert was fake, senpai newton
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>>64671569
Forest wizard

Da fuq
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Why is giving your identity away such a big deal?

Celebs do AMA's on reddit literally every day.
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>>64671553
I forgot about that. The girls will love my slick moves.
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>ask me anything
>Can not give answers that would indicate my team
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>>64671555
what type of wizard will you choose?
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>>64671573
;_; nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCK YOU JJ JAMES
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>>64671555
nice trips
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>>64671596
Space wizard, I can live with that
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>>64671555
I see you do your stupid bounce every pratice Derek. you should have played more today, our field was shit
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>>64671533
Can I be the dubs wizard?
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Its the last week of the season, ang real NFL playets would be preparing for playoffs or preparing fkr the end of the season, not posting on 4chan.
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>>64671555
Tell us your name faggot. If you actually were in the NFL you wouldn't pussyfoot around it.


Nobody on "your team" is gonna give a fuck that you made an AMA thread on 4chan.
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>>64670813
Brock stop shitposting and get some sleep you have a busy week ahead of you
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>>64671498
You get used to it.
The stoppages don't conflict with game-time as much as you think.

Not sure what that means. But it sounds like you want it more like the CFL or indoor football....sooooo no.

They've been really, really bad this year, but they do make the right call more often than not, it's a seriously hard job.

>>64671547
100%.
NFL players don't have day jobs, we study this morning, noon and night.
Nigga, we have curfews.

>>64671606
>New Zealand
>Not raping a girl right now
>Acting like you don't have aids
^this is why

>>64671652
The ones who would start will.
Hence, ask a backup QB anything
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Ok fuck it guys. I am Brock Osweiler
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Guys its obviously Zach Mettenberger
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how much does it suck to get traded
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>>64671689
Alot, it's like you play with these people for years and suddenly you're in a whole new team and you have nobody to turn to.
Especially if you replaced somebody, alot of resentment going on.

>>64671660
You don't get to call people faggot on reddit AMAs
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>>64671647
>holy wizard

also OP do you own or rent your home? And how well does the NFLPA/your organization take care of you? Do they offer financial advisors?
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Prove you're actually an NFL f a m
Also how does it feels to get cucked by peypey
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>>64671272
He said American Conference.
Dan Orlovsky went to Uconn and is the only American Conference qb i can think of
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Okay, really, I am Brandon Weeden.

I live in an apartment in Houston right now because my wife and kids are back home. I literally have nothing else to do but read the playbook and watch film, so I found this place.
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I am Jimmy Garoppolo
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>>64671683
I fucking knew it, how did it feel being cucked on television?
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tell us what type of wizard you pick you fucking cuck.
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Who is the(by the rest of NFL players, and you personally if it's different) most hated team in the NFL?

Most hated player?

Most respected team?

Most respected player?
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What's the best banter you've ever heard on the field?
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>>64671748
But you'd have a new legion of fans

And we all know Anonymous is so hot right now.
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>>64671806
raiders

jimmy graham

vikings

drew brees
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Sorry for the wait guys

I'm actually Payton Manning. While I'm here please stop making fun of my face and commercials. It hurts my feelings
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It's Brock osweiler I tracked his ip to a suburb around denver
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>>64671683
>>64671764
>>64671765
Lies. I am actually Mark Sanchez. Whoa, that teleport to my original country was sick.
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>>64671764
Is your son's dad staying the night with them? You wouldn't want to leave them without a man around the house, would you?
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>>64671676
>The ones who would start will.
Hence, ask a backup QB anything

So a backup qb won't prepare for the playoffs because its only the most important game of the season and its not like the head coach wants his backup to be prepared just in case the starter gets injured
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>>64671823
What's your favorite shit talking moment on the field of your career?
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>>64671831
This. Hey brock
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Hey Jimmy what's up
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Real OP if you're still around, what responsibilities do you have on game day? Do you don a headset? Do you talk to the starter and tell him waht you see/let him bounce ideas off him? Do you keep track of plays/look at film on those surface thingies?

Also can you seriously get laid super easy? Does it get boring?

Do most NFL players have gfs that they cheat on?

How much do you go out when you're travelling for a game?

How the fuck do idiot college players get popped for breaking curfew during bowl games?

Do you drive a sports car?

What will you do once you're out of the league?

What's the best thing about being in the NFL?

The worst?
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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
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How was Vegas?
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>>64671810
>to mark sanchez after a sack
>"Careful, I hear if Chip sees you get sacked more than four times tonight the IRS is sending you back over the border"
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>>64671905
Oh additional question, are there gay guys in the NFL, and how much do the players actually care?
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>>64671748
No, but posting on 4chan gives you a free pass for that. So I don't see why you don't post proof of who you are get /sp/ famous cause your ass obviously aint getting NFL famous.
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>>64671803
Invisible.
Sorry, didn't check em.
Forgive me senpai

>>64671806
Seahawks.
Obvious reasons.
Mine is Steelers.

I wouldn't know the consensus of the league, but my money would be on Greg Hardy, I hate Suh more than anybody though.

Honestly, the Packers.
Clay Matthews talks the most trash on their team, but even then, he's not bad.

Mine is Charles Woodson, the league probably has Peyton, but again, my guess.

>>64671810
I heard this in a video, but the Bengals were talking about sunscreen and Dalton told him "you know I got sunscreen in my locker"
Fucking gingers lol
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>>64671272

Get the fuck out Chad Henne
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>>64671960
What do you think of the bears
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>>64670813
Why do you feel the need to lie on the internet?
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Have you ever encountered any owners up close and personal?

And now the question I really want to ask: do you know if Jerry Jones is as crazy as he seems on TV?
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Post your face when the Bears win the Super Bowl
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What are your wild card game predictions?
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Do you like traps? Ever banged a trap?
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What is your favorite neutral milk hotel song?
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>>64671831
It could be Trevor Sieman.
Brock is actually practicing for the playoffs,as oposed to OP
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Who has the biggest cock in the NFL?
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>>64671905
Right now, I'm just clip-boarding it. They ask me every now and again what the coverage was and what tendencies I'm seeing on the surface.

Yeah, the backups still hang out with the starters, there isn't alot of superiority in the lockerroom, unless it's like a rookie WR talking down Antonio Brown or AJ Green.

Yea, they really do.

The night after, day before we're usually on lockdown.

They get caught?

No.

Probably coach, but I know I'll probably only last 2-3 years, so I'm saving it.

Watching the games, traveling the nation.

Away from my family, no social life, just "clubbing" and strict diets.

>>64671906
1337.
>I hope that's still funny.

>>64672016
I feel sorry for Matt Forte.

>>64672017
Why do you have aids?

>>64672028
Yes, my team's, but not a face to face meeting.

No, I don't. But he's got to be showing signs of dementia by now.

>>64672046
Bengals beat the Steelers.
I can't see the Bengals blowing it again, they've had bad luck in games past, but with no Steelers run game and a health-ish Dalton, they can pull it off.

Chiefs will easily beat the Texans.

>Assuming Minn beats GB
Seattle will beat Minn

GB beats Niggerskins.

>>64672068
No, nope.

>>64672173
Trent Richardson.
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>>64671960
Jimmy G lel
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>>64672206
Austn Davis?
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>>64672206
Who gave you the hardest hit you've ever taken? Also who has the smallest dick you've seen on a player?
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>>64672206
What division do you play in. It's not enough to narrow anything down .
Also the bears are going to win the super bowl so you better watch out
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post some sort of proof fag
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>>64672206
>doesn't like traps
sure is reddit in here
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>>64672206
Strict diet? I thought all NFL players are on a "See food" diet.

How much drinking and drug abuse is there in the NFL?

You said earlier that like 90% of NFL players are on steroids of one type or another. Were you serious? If so where do they get it? I know Peypey was doing HGH but that's more of a recovery thing. Don't they have to do short esters?

How much advance notice of the testing do you get?

How prevalent is steroid use among QBs (as opposed to skill players/linemen)?
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>>64670813
Do you feel your job is easy? What's a typical work week like for you?
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¿Puedes hablar español fluidamente?
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>>64672041

Please respond OP
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>>64672331
Are there separate tests for illegal drugs and performance enhancing or are they all tested at the same time? Seconded question about how much notice you get, for each type if they're different.
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>>64672206
If you post a pic ad timestamp you will be God of /sp/
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>>64672206
If you had a chance to play for any team in the league, which team would it be?

What team would you stay the fuck away from?
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>>64672329
This.
op confirmed fag
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TB here

ask away
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If you really are Brock Assweiler, can you tell Peyton Manning that James from KC hates him?

Please and thank you
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>>64670813
Were you pissed when Peyton came back in?
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>>64672206
OK op. So I heard rumors that in the locker room it isn't uncommon for teams to have "dicking" days in which they all get naked and compare dicks and start jerking each other off. Can you please compare whether this is true or not? And if so have you ever actively participated in dickings?
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What backup QB seems to be most like someone who would visit 4chan?

I know whoever made this thread is bullshitting about who he is but what do you think /sp/?
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>>64672552
Brock
He's the only one that looks autistic enough
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What do you think of Based Brady?

Are you Based Brady?
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>>64672552

Ty Detmer would shitpost non stop if he were still active
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>>64672552
Jeff George would be the troll king of /sp/. Literally nobody liked that guy.
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Do the players think the Rams are a dirty team?
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>>64672552
mark sanchez is the chicano that spams chicharito
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>>64672317
Dude, that's like 12 people....

>>64672331
Cocaine is fucking us up atm.
All of us smoke weed, cause we're all black basically.
Alcohol abuse puts on the calories really hard, so we tend to avoid it cause it would slow us down.

Yes, I'm serious. We have personal dealers, we send them to friends, pick it up.
Our coaches and trainers don't try to enforce it.

Depends if it's a surprise. I've never had one cause I'm a backup, but it was scheduled when I was signed.

Still common. Newton, Wilson and Luck are definitely on something.
I do believe Peyton had taken a healing/recovery supplement and that is used.

>>64672345
Yea, I throw like 1 pass for every 10 the starter does.
Throwing a fucking out route 50 times.
Coach asks: What coverage was that?
Talking with other backup players.
Wonder how I can keep my job
Coach asks: What coverage was that?
Pretend to give a shit about sprints
Coach asks: What coverage was that?
Weight lifting
Coach asks: What coverage was that?Coach asks: What coverage was that?Coach asks: What coverage was that?Coach asks: What coverage was that?Coach asks: What coverage was that?
>all fucking day

>>64672407
Read conversations.

>>64672370
I'm not sure. I've never been tested outside the scheduled sample I gave when I was signed.
Stars get tested all the time or if you show signs, like acne on a 30 year old man, honestly that's a sign.

>>64672526
This isn't the CFL....

>>64672640
No, not really.
I actually like them cause they can figure out how to beat the Seahawks amazing defense.
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>>64672685
Hey man just saying thanks. Heading to bed but this was fun. Thanks for posting some insider info and hope you had/have fun too
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>>64672685
OK it is about 12 options for who you could be per division which still leaves an 8% chance its you and 92% uncertainty. Division is all we ask
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>>64672652

Would you shut up, spic? Nobody cares about that beaner Sanchez or you posting about him.
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>>64672466
Reroll
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>>64672749
Its Dallas who sucks ass not Weeden
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One last question: Do you watch most NFL games you're not in? For example are you watching vikes/pack right now?

And if so why aren't you balls deep in some sororostute's tight pussy?
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>>64672685
Which NFL players are the most socially awkward. Also do you hang out with people from other teams often in the off season
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>>64672685
Hell even if you're a liar, I'm thoroughly enjoying this. Thanks bro.

Whats the craziest thing you've ever seen while in the NFL?
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>>64672685
>Coach asks: What coverage was that?Coach asks: What coverage was that?Coach asks: What coverage was that?Coach asks: What coverage was that?Coach asks: What coverage was that?

Confirmed for Jimmy Garoppolo

Is Tom Brady nice?
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Is it true that players like Dez Bryant have "handlers" the follow them around and keep them from doing stupid shit that would get them in trouble?
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Any good nicknames for players or coaches we don't know about?
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>>64672685
What are your tips on roleplaying as a NFL backup qb on /sp/? Id like to get into the buisness;)
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Can't believe you dumb niggas believed this and humored this. I thought gay wrestling fake shit was banned.
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>>64672685
Also are there any NFL players you just hate because of their personality?
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>>64672809
>dat mad

bitter jest/iggles fan detected
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Hi RG3
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>>64672803
>>64672685
Of course this doesn't even factor in the fact that there's about a 95% chance you are bullshitting us.
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>>64670813
what city do you dislike visiting?

those newfangled helmets...do you guys think they really help w/concussions?

the food in the team cafeteria: is it quality or just quantity?
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What vidya do you play?
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Favorite anime?
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Thank you OP for being a /bro/

My question is: What food do you like to indulge in once the season is over and you are allowed to slack a little on your diet?
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>>64672787
Np, glad to help.
Not as much shit posting as I thought there would be.

>>64672803
You seem like the fan that waits for us to leave the lockroom to ask us to meet your family....

>>64672831
Only my favorite teams, but mine is in the AFC, so I don't care too much about GB vs Minn, they aren't going to do anything in the post season anyway.
But I've watched every defensive play of every team I've played/will play in film study.

Cause my wife is tired.

>>64672852
Yea, there isn't a lot of rivalry anymore, but I've hung out with other NFL teams players without shit happening all night, we just avoid football.

>>64672878
Not sure what you are expecting, it's a football team, not the CIA, but I've seen players openly pass drugs to eachother.

>>64672910
Yeah, nigger can't catch shit.

>>64672948
Yea, I met Vontaze Burfict, wanted to wash myself in 200 degree water after that.
Never met Cam, but he seems like a cocky fuck.
Also, he named his kid "Chosen", the fuck dude.

>>64673040
Anything in California, it's so fucking far.
Not really, repetitive hits and repetitive hits, you can't take it away from the game.
Both, but nothing to brag about. And it's not really a "cafeteria"

>>64673080
I have xbone, ps4 and a shit steam account, but I have heroes of might and magic 3 and like nothing else but free shit.

>>64673142
Higurashi
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>>64673170
Cheesecake and Potato chips.
+Soft drinks....
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Name a player who is currently in the closet that isn't Aaron Rodgers.
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post yfw its manziel
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How many bastards have you fathered?
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>>64672831
If its a team we may face, yea we'll watch and see if we can catch up on their tendacies and what kind of coverages they run against certain types of routes

>>64672852
It depends, sure we have a few go to bros on the team that we chill with but yea we chill in the offseason, mostly at promotional events or trainers

>>64672878
Nothing too crazy, its all regulated and what not, but in college one of my boys shaved our rival teams logo into his pubes and showed it off to anyone who'd look

>>64672888
He's a nice guy, heart made out of doubt and steel though

>>64672910
Seems like something that he'd have

>>64672921
Jared Abbredaris Shareis, his gf found out about his sidechick and wrecked his car during joint OTA's

>>64673040
Dislike? San Francisco, the capital of Commiefornia, liberals everywhere

As far as new helmets like the Speed and Speedflex go, yeah theyre big improvements on the concussion buckets that Brees, Brady and Rivers still wear. CTE wont be that big of a deal in a decade or so

Food: Quality

>>64673080
I still binge play NCAA 13, honestly anything that kills a few hours of boredom but nothing that makes 6 hours fly by like Skyrim
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>>64673228
Manziel is GOAT faggot
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>>64673241
I thought I'd have somebody copying me way before this.....
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>>64673286
then why didn't you use a trip you cuck?
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>>64673241
roleplay pls go
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OP is either on the Colts, Browns or Raiders.
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>>64673324
What makes you figure?
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>>64673324
This
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>>64673303
I did.

>>64671555
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>>64672803
>>64673241
Not really, I don't idolize people who have no other skills besides athletic ability
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>>64673324
I can't see Matt Muhgroin posting on /sp/.
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>>64673277
whats up manziels coke dealer?
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>>64673286
do you know Manziel personally??
is he a douchebag like everybody is saying or he is a nice guy?
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>>64673324
>Complains about playing in California
>Oakland
Nigger....
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>>64673241
Is there things you cant do in the offseason, like that the team restricts?
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>>64673370
I was around him at a QB camp before, seems alright but just a typical cocky richkid
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>>64673241
Fav baseball team?
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>>64673370
No, but people tell me that he's actually a good teammate
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This is why we need post id's back
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Hello AJ McCarron
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I'm a backup runningback in the AFC. Ask me anything.
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>>64673423
Bluejays homie
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>>64673370
I've never met him, but he seems like a college kid.

>>64673378
Not really, we aren't allowed to officially meet during the off season. So we're kind of on our own. It's probably different from starters though.

>>64673401
Dude, you don't even have your name changed...

>>64673423
Jays.
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>>64673434
Sheeit nice wasn't expecting that.
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>>64673376
What are the odds of someone walking on to an Nfl team ? Assuming they were in game shape
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go to bed mallett
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>>64673441
Im a backup strength and conditioning coach in the NFC West, ask me anything
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>>64673286

get a secure tripcode and or post a timestimp, you're clearly funny tho, i enjoyed the keks
we could at least see that you are tall so it would be believable that ur a backup qb.
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Geno do you think you would've done a better job than fitz today?
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How many times per game do you hear the word "nigga" on the field
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OP, have you ever played in a meaningful regular season game? if not, why do you suck so much then?
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>>64673455
Better odds walking on for a top Power 5 school and starting over a scholarship player

>>64673460
Make me

>>64673378
Yea officially we cant interact with other divisional players and all that but its not really enforced, meeting with coaches is a big no no though
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>>64673512
4chan blocked exif data tho
do you follow other sports like baseball, NBA, Soccer??
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What shenanigans go on at the college level? Any good stories of players getting paid?
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>>64673532
More than you hear in a innercity pool hall

>>64673534
No, because ive been shitposting on a Mongolian rain dancing forum since highschool instead of getting gud
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>>64673455
Depends on the team.
You may not know it, but every team has pedestrian try-outs, like that invincible movie.
Some are more open than others.
Usually unsuccessful teams.

>>64673493
That doesn't even make sense, that would just prove I've 6'2-6'4

>>64673532
100+

>>64673534
No, people are better than me.
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>no trip
>no proofs
>somehow thinks that his career will be over if he's caught posting on /sp/
Why the fuck are people still replying?
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>>64673585
Ever wonder how stars always have brand new luxury cars? Blue collar parents dont lease their kids those cars
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>>64671839

Kek
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>>64673623
Because its fun roleplaying you retard, just try it out
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>>64673573
I didn't say "have you ever STARTED a meaningful regular season game", i said played in.

Assuming that the tripcode OP is the real one, i'm gonna guess then that you're a "literally who"-tier back-up who most likely plays on a team who's starter never gets hurt. Or you're a 1st or 2nd year guy.
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>>64673585
My college had alot of betting going on the sidelines.
But I started in college so that's all I heard, wasn't part of the side that could goof off for a while.

I saw a player leave a bar while knocking two people's drinks over, threw them each 100 dollars and asked what they were going to do about it.
Money changes people =/
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Its either prolific backups marky mark shanchise, Robert Griffin III, or Peyton manning
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>>64673670
fuck u faggot youre jealous im making money for warming my ass on a bench im literally LMAOing @ ur life
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>>64673659
That's not how you spell 'being an autistic attention whore'
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>>64673681
99.9999% of them are weeded out when you test their 40.
Like 10 people show up at max, they refuse to meet with alot of them too.
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>>64673342
Would probably be Freeman only nigga that got traded. Unless stemo but he's not good enough to take anybodys spot lmao
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The only thing more pathetic than OP, are the faggots copying OP.
>For once, OP is not the biggest faggot in thread.
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I'm director of football technology for the Packers, ask me anything
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>>64673708
Shouldnt you be busy commiting war crimes, vatnik?
>cyka blyaaat
>NA RODINUU
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>>64673844
️Hey boss

>>64673840
Go back to your cuckold containment thread, nfl players are talking here
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OP signing off guys.
Thanks for listening, was alot of fun. =)
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>>64672206
Consistently brings up people in the AFC North, I'll bet you're in there. Since the Ravens hardly even have a backup I'll bet you're on the Browns. I'll bet you're Austin Davis you sneaky faggot you.
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>>64673844

So, what was the deal with Favre?
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>>64673930
Me too, see you in the meeting room tomorrow senpai
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It's stemo
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>>64673989
Fuck you ill give you cancer
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>>64673443
>we aren't allowed to officially meet during the off season
>>64673537
>meeting with coaches is a big no no though

are these actually true? what happens if you want to work on your game in the offseason
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>>64673844
If Steve Avery owned a car crusher, why wouldn't he just destroy your sister's car to get rid of all that dna evidence?
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>>64674291
lmao
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>>64674032
Me too buddy
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Is liking traps gay?
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>>64674735
yes Aaron is gay
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Not sure if you're still here OP, but what do you think about the Chip Kelly situation? Like, have you ever had a coach you fucking hated and didn't want to play for? Or do you think there's more to that story?
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I'm thinking AFC North. Pat Devlin or Jimmy Clausen.
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>>64670813

will the seahawks win the superbowl?
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>>64675566
Double Dubs confirms Hawks win SB 50 but lead by a backup QB, that backup QB is OP, OP is T-Jax confirmed.
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>>64671049
>His GF did break up with him for lack of sex, I've never met him but I believe he's still a virgin.
False alarm folks

this guy is spouting shit you can just google
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>Chad Henne will never stop shitposting on /sp/
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>>64671823
>>64671823

>jimmy graham

why?
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>>64675523
kek Jimmy Clausen went to my high school. Dude is a grade-A douche.
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>Inb4 OP is fucking Peyton
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>>64676080
Never would have guessed it
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>>64676194
He didn't say Jimmy Clausen was poor did he?
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Matt Barkley I love you<3
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Jevan Snead used to post on /sp/ if I recall correctly
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>>64671446
Clots fan too, or TenTit?
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>>64676333
I grew up in the same town as him and he was the QB of Mater Dei while I went there for a bit
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>>64676376
Was he prom king?
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>Nigga, we have curfews.
Can't say faggot but Nigga is okay? I do not understand
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Did Brennan Williams ever get signed or is he selling cars somewhere in North Carolina now?
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>>64676403
don't think so, I was only a freshman when he was a senior, don't think he went? it was in the school newspaper but I forgot
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