OFFICIAL EVERTON V SPURS GAME THREAD 2
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1-1 at half time
1st for United winning the league
1st for poverton
Friendly reminder that you're team a shit
nth for Israel
xth for EPL is the most commercialized league
>>64646944
Retards
>>64646962
>you're
idiot
lads why do they shout 'cum on your spurs'?
isn't that a bit gay?
>>64646934
>that flag
terrible OP if i'm being frank with you
Barkley will never make it
>consuming sports entertainment
>throwing shekels at the jew for the privilege
disgusting all of you
>>64646963
If you mean Belgium then yes, I will support you and Iceland at the Euros
Why Israel so perfect la
Who would in win a fight between Winston Churchill and Adolf Hitler in a 1v1 cage match?
Have your say now.
>>64646995
Only a step below "cum on arse"
who /comfy/ here?
>>64647026
ahaha what the fuck is that
>>64647002
hatman.jpg
>>64647026
Har har
>>64647026
how pleb can you be
how much money do refs get
>>64647026
what is that piece of shit desu
>>64647034
Looks like a thinkpad, an open bottle of coke, and Hot Tamales.
>>64647026
>Laptop bought from a paki at Oxford Street
>Brown teeth foodstuffs
It's England alright
>>64647026
hi /g/
>>64647016
Hitler would probably be so jumped up on meth, I doubt he could feel pain.
>>64647026
>hot tamales
set an electrical fire in your toilet room, plug it in for 15 minutes, grab a magazine and then go for a glorious shit when the time is there
>>64647026
Do you need us to send you some money?
Is everything ok?
>>64647026
what do you brits think tamales are?
COME ON YOU HOMOS
CUM ON YOU NIGS
>>64647026
This photo is highly american
>>64647026
nigga u poor af
>>64647049
>not knowing about eternally based Thinkpads
>>64647049
Damn senpai, why are you so butthurt
>>64647026
nice thinkpad v comfy indeed
>>64647026
>Business laptop
>non-Mexican coke
>Hot fucking Tamales candy
10/10 def raged
>>64647016
Hitler fought on the front of WW1 so I'll say him
that amazing tottenham play compared to evertons sunday league tactics
>>64647003
appreciate that mate
be prepared to be dissappointed though, it's the belgian way
>>64647049
>Oxford Street
are you retarded lad
When will the meme that EPLeL is """entertaining""" die?
Old man Everton cannot keep up this press or intensity.
Do Everton have one of the oldest back fours/teams in the league?
>Kane
Have to hit that first time
>>64647016
Hitler, because he was an expert at Jew-Jitsu.
>>64647026
>self-distruct button in middle of keyboard
my vagina getting itchy lads
why are belgium posters on /spee/ so nice?
Everton are a quality side, easily better than United and Liverpool. Couple improvements and they're ready to be a Champions League side. Big man Romelu is the real deal, make no mistake.
>erikshit
carroll has been okay 2bf
>>64647069
Because the Serie A is on hold so I have to watch English football
>>64647026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUNgHxvzeQY
>THAT FUCKING AFRICAN CHARITY DONATED LAPTOP
my fucking sides, this has gotta be liverpool
When will the entire spuds team finally die in a plane crash?
Sick of the britbong media slurping their >muh english youth cocks
>>64647106
>Everton are a quality side, easily better than United and Liverpool
loooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>64647073
>using wide mids
>>64647089
Why are you watching if you hate it so much?
>>64647026
> lives in the uk
> doesn't have sky sports
That's just fucking sad
>>64647115
2nd in the league la
>>64647073
>that swansea team
awful
>>64647119
>good goy
>>64647109
>Italian football
hahahahahahaha good one
>>64647099
Time to itch the ditch.
The main thing I hate about Tim Howard is his arrogance and shitty attitude in the face of being shit. He's deluded.
He tells the fans to calm down and posts bullshit on twitter like "LET'S GO GET IT!" and "GAME DAY! HUSTLE NEVER STOPS!" and then swipes at thin air as a simple cross is nodded past him week in, week out.
The Liverpool goal keeper who fucked up and conceded a stupid goal was massively apologetic afterwards and said he'd let the team and the fans down. People were very forgiving and appreciate the gesture. Tim Howard posts pictures on Instagram of some faggoty diamond watch immediately after losing a game. Meanwhile Lukaku and Deulofeu, who scored and assisted three before them and yet still ended up on the losing team, post apologies and promises to try harder.
Fuck Tim Howard.
>>64647105
Fuck off
>>64647119
yes yesssss give them your money
>>64647114
loool can tell you don't watch football mate. Rooney is finished, Liverpool is a B-rate team.
>>64647119
Haven't you got some streams to report?
>>64647119
>paying for something you can get for free
>>64647117
because Barcelona isn't playing 2bh
>>64647119
rupert pls go
>>64647026
>flavored, not flavoured
>weight in ounces first
>that huge glass coke bottle i'm pretty sure we don't have here
hmm
>>64647131
>Being poor
>>64647105
They have tasty food
>>64647147
>being stupid
>>64647129
He has yaya touretes,, he can't help himself
>>64647121
you'd be first with diamond narrow senpai. i hope you at least told those wide mids to cut inside
>>64647026
i'm jelly desu
Why do Everton fans and Liverpool fans hate each other? Shouldn't they come together in pride that their city is lucky enough to have two team in the top division?
>>64647147
If you're so rich, why are you watching a bin dippers vs. tottenscum match?
>/sp/ doesn't know about thinkpads
baka
>>64647157
I thought Texas had money
>>64647144
I have them ordered in from the US, i hate most of the US's sweets or chocolate but fuck i love hot tamales
>>64647129
nice english breh
>>64647166
>lenovo
>>64647164
What should I be watching?
Spurs' pressing is admirable
>>64647163
liverpool fans dont hate everton. its just the young weak little brother hating the bigger successful brother
someone make a comfy thread, this thread is full of anger.
>being poor
>>64647105
that's how they lure kids
Alli is basically better than Messi at this point desu
>>64647156
what do you think i would play with actual wingers lmao
how else do you think the fabulous striker trio gayle/gomis/eder have over 50 goals
Besic is a top top prospect, watch him closely guys.
>>64647163
Liverpool fans attacked and murdered several dozen italian fans in the 1980s right as Everton had developed one of the best teams in Europe and were winning titles and tipped to win a European Cup.
All English clubs were banned from Europe because of Liverpool's fans and Everton never got their shot to win the big trophy.
For this reason Everton fans do not like Liverpool fans to this day. Also because Liverpool fans still have a pretty deluded insistence that it wasn't their fault.
>>64647177
An art programme
>Besic on
Bosnia's best during the World Cup honestly
>>64647187
Yeah, it's not that impressive having three 30 quid monitors
>>64647166
why should we, is it a meme? what do they do? it has a 4 inch screen and looks 20 years old
>mouse on the upper deck
>>64647168
Not since commies took control over the country
>>64647197
top lad
This will end 1-1. Search your feelings, you know it to be true
>>64647163
>americans
>>64647177
you should be playing polo with your mates or something like that
le scream man
>>64647192
>>>/2014/
>>64647201
t. Mac User
>>64647193
Not Based Korea is right here t b h
>>64647197
>>64647073
Now this is what I call comfy
>ball goes out for an everton throw
>everton fans celebrate like they're drawing with bournemouth
>divelofeu
missed the first half lads, has it been pretty even so far?
>>64647200
>£30 monitors
>ok
http://uk.pcpartpicker.com/part/acer-monitor-xb270hubprz
>>64647202
I work in IT
>>64647210
We thought the same last weekend tbpf la
>>64647197
rich af
>>64647211
It's raining and dark here. Not polo weather m8.
>rampant shitposting in this thread
>nobody banned
>I ask if someone wants to play rocket league, which is arguably a sports game
>get banned for three days
I'm sick of these fat fuck mods doing it for free on a north Korean super hero discussion forum.
>>64647187
>Yotsuba
>>64647124
>>64647131
>>64647135
>>64647136
>>64647143
Literally only council house tier people don't have sky, you must be poor as Fuck lads. Feels good to be born into a moderately wealthy home
>>64647228
it was all spurs in the first half
>>64647192
Remember when he debuted and his first touch led to Everton conceding?
>>64647197
post cola turka
>>64647187
>Three different sized cheap monitors
>Greasy glass
>Mini keyboard
Yeah great job m8
>>64647129
based korean brit....best posts of the day t b h
Comfy checking in. Just got back from 7-11, can't beat a hot dog with fixings and a 1-liter fountain soda for $2
Deulofeu's been looking tired for the last weeks
>>64647228
Spurs dominated 1st half, 2nd more even.
>>64647243
I could afford it, but I have an internet connection so I don't need it.
>>64647243
>daddy buys me satellite tv
enjoy having a goy for a father
K A N E
A
N
E
>Muhammad Besic
Bosnia explain yourselves
>>64647199
>le neutralized Messi and Bayol man
>>64647245
Don't wanna hear that shit, his positioning and passing are nice, he will develop into a top DM. I have foreseen it.
>>64647249
you can't make this shit up
>>64647249
Be prepared for a lot of replies my lardass transatlantic cousin
>>64647243
Why would I buy something I don't need? What's the point?
Fuck off you shilling cunt.
>>64647246
>cola turka
glorious
>>64647238
I honestly want the jantiors head on a stick
>>64647249
>being obese
>>64647249
What is up with that tablecloth though? Are you a 75 year old woman?
>>64647249
>eating gas station food
>>64647246
It's shit. Also, how do you even know cola turka?
>>64647249
>fixings
>BIG GULP
u what pham?
>>64647249
I would say "kill yourself" but you already are.
>>64647249
That image gave me cancer
>>64647260
Do you even have a father lad? Bet he works at asda if you do
>>64647187
if you wanted to impress me lad you should have posted from a large sofa with the game on a very large tv. your bare-walled nerdhole could have 6 monitors in it and it still wouldn't make me think you're wealthy.
>>64647249
Big Gulp is also what your mum calls my dick
>Tom Carroll
Spurs are just mass-producing dependable mid-level midfielders
>one screen plebs
Embarrassing. You can't even shitpost efficiently.
>le do two stepovers, cut outside and cross man
>>64647286
>not knowing about goat wawa
>>64647300
im not underage so i dont live with my parents
Eriksen is the new invisible man
I really really like seeing spuds getting physically bullied.
>>64647249
>Drinking 1 liter of soda to one little hot dog
I can now see where the extra 4" of waist size the US have compared to Europe comes from
>>64647309
Based
Deulofeu is that shit cunt who never passes but at a Premier League level
>>64647271
Fuck off you poor little tart, enjoy your baked beans on toast for tea tonight you council house rat
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
who /poor/ here
Ozil is the definition of a stat babby
>>64647290
We have it all over our flee markets as a cheap option for coke around here turkbro, it got very popular when the turk soap operas literally exploded in ratings
>>64647290
they sponsored besiktas that's how i know it
>>64647324
>waist
It's waste, idiot.
>>64647280
at the gf's actually
>>64647317
Oh cool, so I'm younger than you and richer than you.
That must feel shit
>>64647337
maybe you should stop buying dildos mate
>>64647337
fucking hell why does /sp/ use 200 quid laptops?
>>64647340
>Turk soap operas
Fucking Sulejman my female relatives followed that shit
>>64647329
Like we said, good goy. Keep defending your overpriced unnecessary service that mummy pays for you.
>Dire
What a fookin save by Howard!
>>64647337
nice dildo fag
>>64647337
I don't understand why so many people put 4chan on the left and the stream on the right.
Every time you want to move your eyes they have to go through a good chunk of space with nothing in it, it wastes time and tires your eyes for no reason.
Everton need a top quality keeper and they will rise to UCL level within a season or two. I think its time, gentlemen.
>>64647350
>admitting it
enjoy your ban son
>>64647337
>dildo
who shitposting on iphone and watching the game on TV
a.k.a the most efficient way to shitpost
Finally that scummy cunt got booked
Everton haven't won a trophy in 20 years
theyve never even won a league cup
>>64647347
>/sp/
>gf
Come on now, we both know that's not true.
total bs foul
should get carded for simulation
>slapella
>genericsson
SON SON SON
SON SON SON
SON SON SON
SON SON SON
come on Kagawa do it
>>64647369
Do you read manga?
>>64647340
kek. Even in Turkey nobody except radical islamist drink that shit.
>>64647342
Oh I see.
>>64647358
It's all over the national channels, people got tired of the seeing the same sad fucks doing the drama
>>64647380
I'm shitposting on a Samsung.
>>64647380
>ipad typing
>efficient
nice meme. ill enjoy your replay in 8 minutes time
>>64647350
M8 fuck off with your childish 'banter'
Fuck off and talk about your Fathers money elsewhere you annoying little shit
>>64647360
Hahaha
>>64647356
it's a tv mate
>>64647353
>>64647363
>>64647379
>>64647382
you like?
>>64647358
>Fucking Sulejman my female relatives soaked themselves on that shit
ftfy
>>64647391
>sony eriksen
>>64647359
No I'm defending my completely normal literally everyone fucking has it service.
It's not my fault you're a neet loser perma virgin who sits on the internet crying about "the Jews"
What a waste of a good load of sperm you are, your dad should of spunked in your mums arse
Why the fuck isn't Min Son a starter for Tottenham
>>64647290
>>64647340
same thing here, all night shops here (who are owned by immigrants) have this stuff.
also
>>64647358
how nice. how nice for you.
>>64647396
>cola turka
I've seen a version called Mecca Cola somewhere too.
why don't you have dual monitors anon?
>>64647408
Pikey please
>>64647380
Shitposting on my Android using my data since I'm banned on my home network.
>>64647412
>should of
>>64647403
my fingers are fast tbH
>>64647420
poor 2bh
>>64647408
worried 2bh
PARK PARK PARK
I hope Son scores so Korea will call a national holiday tomorrow.
>>64647412
>should of
why didn't your dad just pull out la?
>>64647380
shitposting on pc and not watching the game
>>64647427
so are ur mums
>>64647412
>Should of
>>64647433
Why didn't you pull out of Poland?
>>64647396
do you reckon only radical islamist people would drink it here as well
>square passes
Not even once.
>>64647412
>should of
Time for some damage control lad.
>>64647432
If i went to Korea could I get some Asian poonaan?
>>64647405
wind yer neck in lad this is an English thread
>>64647405
> he supports a team on a different land mass
Top kek
Well this match turned boring :(
>>64647337
Nice dick there
>>64647395
I do, not many lately though. Why are you asking?
>>64647412
>he willingly gives Jewdoch money
Do you buy The Sun too you utter melt?
>mfw this game is so shit that the thread has been nothing but banter
>>64647442
kek
>>64647448
Nah most sexually repressed nation I've been to.
This is good thread bros, well done each and every one of you
>>64647433
Says the Russian rape baby
>>64647448
Better chance in Philippines tbqh
Remember when Tottenham supporters claimed Eriksen was better than Özil ?
Fun times.
>>64647442
Why don't you fuck off and continue with your fucking burger?
>>64647466
Pikey please
WE DON'T GIVE A CRUD
>>64647412
Does your dad work installs for sky? Hope he falls of his ladder tomorrow.
>>64647466
Thanks
>>64647448
if you want poo naan your best bet is india
>>64647465
that's a shame, looks like Shanghai is my best best
They're literally just hoofing the ball into the area and hoping for the best
>>64647473
Alli is better than Ozil
>>64647459
I'm not even watching the match, the bantz here are entertaining enough.
>>64647466
Spurs threads are always comfy af
What a save by HOWARD!
ALLEY BTFO
>>64647482
Gross
>take a corner
>blocked
>retreat all the way to the keeper
everton, ladies and gentlemen
>>64647457
right to left reading
tesco fc
>>64647474
I can eat burgers and shitpost at the same time.
The PL is back to boring shit now that it's 2016
Memetinez has lost his hair at a ridiculous rate
>>64647450
Sorry ahmed
>>64647444
Nice trips.
>do you reckon only radical islamist people would drink it here as well
AKP supporters drink it as well. Since they think Coca Cola is a Jewish company that support killing Palestinians eventhough its CEO is Turkish.
>>64647485
Thailand is obviously the best bet but that's not the quiet submissive type of asian that most autists on 4chan are into.
Any more anti-Israel posting and I'll begin to report people
Your choice
Everton have such a shit crowd
>>64647506
This isn't Arabic no matter how much you would like it to be, Abdul.
what your eating right now?
>>64647338
Ozil is the definition of an amazing player thats been revived by reasons unknown tbf.
Best regards
Actual real life Chelsea fan from Norway.
>>64647473
>Remember when Tottenham supporters claimed Eriksen was better than Özil ?
"When he plays in lilywhite....he makes Ozil look shite!" just sounds good, it wasn't a serious claim.
(Alli is better than Ozil though)
Who else here hates gypsies?
Fuckers roam around here in the summer in groups of 7 and 8 just looking to start shit.
Tell me your gypsy stories.
How come that the commentators always use both names with some players (Ben Davies, Dele Alli)
>>64647524
96 million wasnt enough
always the victim
>>64647524
Lying pikey please>>64647526
>>64647524
What about anti-Palistine posting?
What a block by Howard!
>>64647473
Do you remember when Eriksen was better & more consistent than ozil for at least a season.
yeah those guys were wrong alright
>>64647519
Aren't thai's shitskinned?
>short
>fast
>black
Lennon was the first Sterling except he cuts outside
cant dilly dally the dele alli
Quick! Respond to this post and you'll get a gf in 2016!
>>64647524
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
kane is abel
>>64647188
>netherlands
very dissappointed in you
>>64647532
>Tell me your gypsy stories.
I like gypsies, they're perfect examples of how most Europeans who criticize American anti-black racism are just hypocrites.
>>64647529
>Oil person supporting oil team
Not surprised
>>64647531
Probably done more considering ozil didn't show up until this season
I remember in sunday league the opposing team laughing at us because our manager called one of our players stevie J
>>64647532
Born in a gypsie housing estate la.
>>64647528
just finished my cornflakes
>>64647504
My retarded American friend, this is called recycling the play. When the opposition team has got high numbers behind the ball you are forced to push further up the pitch to try and break them down and must commit more men forward. This leaves you very vulnerable to a counter move by the other team.
When the ball breaks from play (like a block in the corner) it is quickly passed back through the midfield to the keeper. The team falls back from the high line and the opposing team which had so many men in their own final third are forced to come out and open up some spaces for you to try and move the ball back up the pitch again.
Unless it's Tony Pulis in which case he just leaves everyone back where they were.
>>64647528
Your mums sweet snatch
>>64647551
What about Shaun Wright-Phillips
>>64647529
>Norwegian chelsea fan
Pathetic Tbh fampai
>>64647526
Why don't you support your local team you paddy cunt
> we
oh
I would let besic savage my boiipussy tbH
he looks like a bad guy so hot
>>64647560
Bruh Europeans are like a million times more racist toward blacks than we are.
>>64647554
Pls
Nice one lads
>>64647532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2oloU9B-JQ
>>64647574
I'm not american you fucking batty boi
I see inbred toothless factory workers are giving Our Dear Timmy a tough time? He hasn't even made any errors this game.
Someone please explain
Only Son can save us now
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASED LLORIS
great shot, great save
>>64647574
tyb stratmeister
>>64647568
It probably reminded them of when Gerrard slipped
HUGOAT LLORIS
HUGOAT LLORIS
HUGOAT LLORIS
HUGOAT LLORIS
That top Sky Sports banter
>>64647560
>liking gyppos
m8 theyre the nigs of europs
>>64647574
You are such a pathetic little wanker. You literally spend more time posting inane troll bullshit than watching the game.
Seriously, stop posting you autistic little cunt. Maybe actually try watching the match.
>>64647574
YO JAP
>>64647608
why do americans get so excited over routine saves
based lloris
not so based carroll
>>64647532
Fucking pikeys
>>64647600
jamaica YES
or maybe Birmingham
>Spurs dominate most of the match
>Now barely hanging on to a
Same thing happened against Arsenal
Howard couldve saved that
Spuds have been shit in the second half.
>>64647589
I do. Where did I say I didn't?
>>64647621
BIG
>>64647601
They hate us cuz they ain't us.
>>64647620
Rollin'
>>64647574
kek i can tell youve never coached a day in your life you pleb. thats all wrong
how mad will everton fans be when lukaku and stones leave
>>64647631
Watch your mouth you lairy git
>dominate the match
>hit the woodwork multiple times
>draw
Fairly Spursy
>>64647600
he's right about recycling the play though tbf fatlad
>>64647506
?
You still read left to right, you just move your eyes less. Though I admit I get confused when reading comics some times and I have to stop and start thinking about how to read it.
>>64647624
We get excited whenever a shooter doesn't reach his target
>>64647647
kek
What are the odds on Spurs getting Lukucked on 90+?
>>64647229
Then you need to quit ASAP
>>64647643
SHITPOSTING
>that ridiculous pass
what the fuck
>>64647589
Scotland pls
>>64647621
I was merely explaining to the poor guy embarrassing himself by thinking the ball being passed back to the goal keeper from a blocked corner was a bad or amusing thing, and not a completely standard action of a team playing a possession game of football. It may as well have said "haha, that silly guy at the back is using his hands!" such was the level of ignorance of basic football.
You're welcome, friend.
>>64647532
>be in Westminster
>Charlie Chaplins everywhere
>slipping their way into throngs of Korean tourists and demanding them take selfies with them
>then I get the ruse
>one Charlie Chaplin slips his hand into one of the gooks' bubble jackets and takes a wallet
>gooks are none the wiser
Why don't Spurs bring Kane on?
>>64647661
Cheers for that story mate, haven't you got some pasta to be making or some battles to be promptly losing?
>people think these teams have a chance at top 4
my sides
every season too
>>64647664
good banter
>>64647561
>>64647579
>lose a bunch
>nobody takes any notice if i mention or imply im a chelsea fan
>win a game
>"fucking plastic cunt"
kek
KEK
>>64647620
>gingers
Hoping for a 6
Anyone else hate Lamela?
Looks like a gargantuan faggot tbqh, even if he is a good player
>>64647624
Yeah just ignore the Spanish flag doing the exact same thing
>>64647695
Thx
>>64647685
Alright, you're undoubtedly on the spectrum. I'll take it easy on you.
>>64647620
Give me a 1 or 3
>>64647685
>i read the blurb in inverting the pyramid
>>64647578
Forgot all about him. They were the prototype
>>64647648
>thats all wrong
>does not explain how
>thinks you need to have coaching badges to know why a team might pass the ball back to their own goal keeper
I am laffin
>>64647694
Her face looks so fucking annoying that it's unbelievable
>>64647685
How about you fuck off
The only thing South Korea has ever done in football is cheat their way to a semi final
>>64647685
educated BTFO
>amerilards
>>64647687
Are you kidding? I'd gladly take that
>>64647685
http://strawpoll.me/6440221
http://strawpoll.me/6440221
http://strawpoll.me/6440221
http://strawpoll.me/6440221
http://strawpoll.me/6440221
>>64647696
Yeah I totally wouldn't have called you a faggot a week ago too lmao
>>64647697
>not picking the bald dude
>>64647714
>Yeah well you're RETARDED
Good job, USA
>>64647601
It started in an earlier game, Howard responded with gestures towards the crowd, and now it's just a cycle of bitterness. Shame.
should have made the first half count, game was there to be won. damnit spurs :(
>>64647721
how many Suk Mi Kwangs do you know irl desu
>>64647703
he can fuck me any time he wants tbH
no homo
holy shit lloris
>2015
>not filtering korea
step it up lads
>>64647703
>hatting trans people
>no football next weekend
>>64647733
>ABK´s BTFO
>when you're on the pitch you've always got to be thinking
amazing insightful commentary, thank you nbc
>>64647762
>Implying he wouldn't want to be on the receiving end
He clearly takes it m8
>>64647601
They're harassing a mentally unstable man. Sad, really
Cheeky Hugo.
>>64647767
its 2016
>>64647685
based chinks
not happy with the shitposting going on in this thread today, might start reporting some posts
>Chelski, Man Utd and Liverpool all having shit seasons
>Tottenham still can't make the top 4
Fucking poetic
>tfw remembering Euro 2016 is this year
>>64647768
Don't be a hatter, Marek.
>>64647756
could have comfortably caught that if he wasn't a manlet
>>64647771
FA Cup lad
>class starts up again tomorrow
maybe I'll just kill myself desu
Remember when people thought Ross Barkley was better than Ozil? man can't even pass a ball, braindead
>this library
pic related, real atmosphere. why havnt you lads converted to the TLF movement yet?
Funny how everton give away tickets to kids and still dont fill the ground
>better shoot it directly at the Spurs defender
>Dross Barkley
>>64647789
RARE
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>>64647768
rebecca linares?
>>64647798
olympics might be cool too
>>64647807
True desu
>>64647800
>6'1
>Manlet
damn Stones
>>64647789
obafemi pls go
do you remember the moyes/fellaini era lads? how glorious was it
>>64647826
It's gonna be 'da bomb'
Lukaku has such a horrible first touch, I just keep picturing Neymar having the same chances he's had
Stones, the absolute mad man.
>>64647809
>3000 people chanting family friendly songs for 20% of the game
>real atmosphere
Typical English delusion
>>64647809
>getting BTFO by west ham
>>64647768
La limonera de Cebollitas no era trans loco
LITERAL refball
> Le Dribbling CB
can't wait for Stones to fuck up due to his chronic over-dribbling
>tfw no Iceland in this thread
Where is he lads?
>mfw everton could have literally got 40m for john stones in the summer
>now hes worth less than half
always sell high lads
>>64647828
He's like 5'10
>>64647809
>waving scarfs in a stand in which nobody sings or chants, primarily because nobody speaks English
I'd rather just go the game mate, I don't have time to spend two hours every weekend making banners with the boys before we catch a flight from Bangladesh
>>64647846
Winds too strong there for Neymar
How shitty is this crowd. I used to like the Everton fans, thought they were one of the better ones. They are turning on their players.
>>64647696
>I still supported Chelsea through the hard times
M8
so may bad touches and bad passes, this is why spanish clubs are doing better in europe, they're just the better football players
Remember Lacine Traore?
was on loan at Everton for a bit. Just scored four goals in one half
The quality of football on display is depressingly low
Why the fuck did I buy into the EPL meme
>>64647887
If the player is as bad as Howard then i don't blame them
>if the Harlem globetrotters ever played football..
This announcer needs to be taken out back and shot
>>64647889
Half that, half restless home crowd. This is not comfy at all. EPL sucks.
>>64647889
But the EPlel is the greatest league on earth.
Besic is better than any midfield talent Spuds have prove me wrong
>>64647873
he's literally 6'2 you pudgy cunt
>>64647749
No, you have to respond to every slight and respond to almost every post addressing you in this thread. You're clearly not watching the game and you could easily be autistic with the way you respond.
Take it easy buddy.
why did Funes Mori tackled Baines
>>64647874
ok sanyong
fucking lukaku
>>64647887
Only so much they can take. The spent 11 years under Moyes crawling from 17th to 5th without any complaint. Now Martinez has come along and they've got the best squad they've had in 20 years and they're slowly crawling back down to 17th.
If you'd waited that long for a decent team that might achieve something you'd be pissed too.
I liked Martinez in his first season and stuck with him in his shitty second but I've lost faith myself now, he clearly doesn't know how to organise a defense at all and his lineups and subs are always baffling.
fuck me what a game
>1-1
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
We need a shitposting general after this match lads
Honestly none of these teams could beat Chievo on a cold rainy night in Verona
draw
perfect score for liverpool fans
>>64647937
Then find a different means through which to slurp semen
>that anticlimactic whistle
id like to work as a policeman on these games. all they have to do is sit on their asses the whole game.
Damn that was a fucking great 1-1
Now if all draws were like that maybe this semen slurping sport would be for me
>Tottendraw
>>64647915
>No, you have to respond to every slight and respond to almost every post addressing you in this thread
STOP REPLYING TO ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!
Ok m8.
>>64647930
Yeah you're a cunt. You don't deserve shit.
>>64647945
Sounds like made-up places.
when will lloris go to big club?
>le frog pic
>this team will finish top 4
>>64647941
let's name it Everton-Spurs matchthread and use it for shitposting purposes
Poch is too happy with a point
>>64647973
he is at a big club
>sperms are going to draw their way into 4th because of how shit everyone else is
>>64647964
>neverwin
>>64647973
Never. He's overrated.
>>64647983
for you
you now remember AVB
those ending minutes
this is why i love the epl
two teams going full retard can be so entertaining
>>64647970
So does Stoke-on-Trent
>>64647973
when he gets good
he's the king of doing dodgy shit (apart from mignolet)
oh, it's over
>>64647970
You sound smart
Horrible horrible ball control, I want to lock every Everton player in a dungeon and set fire to it
>>64647889
Pretty much
>>64648012
My mom always said I was special.
ggs lads, time for real football
Jesus, what an end.
Good point away for Spurs desu. Everton and newcastle are their bogey teams.
>>64648019
What team do you even support?
>spurs have the joint highest GD in the league
what the fuck
>spuds
Martinez has got to go I think. He's only capable of either Martinez-style which involves a few decent wins balanced by embarrassing draws and losses due to comical defending OR complete shutdown Pulis-ball which he resorts to for a game or two when he's conceded 25 goals in three games and needs to try and save his job.
Migrate here lads
>>64647824
>>64647824
>>64647824
>>64647824
>>64647824
>>64648030
>Everton
>Spurs bogey team
Pretty sure Spurs have won three of the last five and drawn the other two
>>64648038
he's just been unlucky la
>>64648038
>it is Martinez fault Lukaku is a flop
>>64647795
>>Tottenham still can't make the top 4
Tottenham are in 4th though
>>64648024
>mom
Fuck off yank
>>64647962
This entertainment meme is why English football sucks
I shudder to think that some people want MLS games to resemble this shit
hopefully people will stop talking about the title for us now
clearly not going to happen, a good chance for CL and that's that
>>64648096
>being entertained by football is a meme
this stupid american meme has to stop
>>64648067
>Lukaku is a flop
??
???????
>>64648139
>le Belgian can't make or finish chance m8
he's just a shit(er) Giroud
>>64648194
He's probably the second-best striker in the league right now
>>64648504
keg
he's not even in top 3
old bobby brown shoes with his usual deluded bullshit
all sauce, no bottle
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